Shrek the Third - Cosmonaut Picture Show

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[@potentiallyschizophrenic]

“The fourth one is worse too” I can feel a disturbance in the force. Schaffrillas…

[@SuperFrogMan69.]

That’s what I felt too

[@alexwr]

I mean, the fourth one is the worst...

[@grandimations7309]

@@alexwr no. 3rd is.

[@alexwr]

@@grandimations7309 Tell me, which one of the series reverts Shrek back to before Shrek 1 character-wise? .Which which one between 3 and 4 gives no consequences for the character's actions. Which one forgot that Rumplestiltskin was already a character and changed his design because they completely forgot? Tell me, which one actually follows the same themes as the first two movies? 3 is better. I will die on this hill!

[@miss_conduct.]

Thinking Shrek 4 is worse than Shrek 3 is a mental illness.

[@yowatchie]

I swear to god every year I forget you guys do this shit.

[@khalilgray6903]

Nah deadass I thought I was the only one

[@TheFirebreather]

They skipped one year

[@HellfireComms]

Same lol, but it's a pleasant surprise

[@jamesb9894]

The most cherished tradition that literally everyone forgets about

[@TheFirebreather]

@@jamesb9894 i didnt, I tweeted him last year asking for the shrek video

[@MeetTheCynic]

Can’t believe you guys didn’t mention the DADA scene

[@thegreybush1576]

Right?! I was totally looking forward to that.

[@Del-Dokan]

D A D A

[@half-lifescientist1991]

I haven't seen the movie since it came out, so all I'm thinking about reading this comment is that dream sequence in the movie Junior (the one where Arnold Schwarzenegger is pregnant) with the baby going "MAMAAAA"

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@Del-Dokan You hear that ringing in your ear, son?

[@Spiderfisch]

They didnt want to traumatise us i still avoid this movie solely for this scene

[@meganura1559]

I personally think that shrek is a great trilogy, shrek, shrek 2, and shrek forever after are almost perfect, although the time jump from 2 to forever after is quite big

[@davidpescitelli8004]

Yeah kind of weird they stopped numbering them after 2, but yeah still a pretty good trilogy.

[@chibi_jojo9000]

@@davidpescitelli8004 real ones pretend Shrek The Third does not exist

[@Whitemenhavelittledicks]

@@chibi_jojo9000 3rd wasn’t that bad, fr 😭

[@dumpster_mcgee_96]

And forever after would’ve been a better title for the fourth one (because four-ever), but oh well. And why are people asking about Shrek 5 coming out? Is Shrek the Halls technically considered a full Shrek movie or are they just that optimistic that the fourth movie will be just that good that a fifth one is required?

[@Archie2001]

@@dumpster_mcgee_96 forever after is the fourth one?

[@FIREWING760]

I love how even Marcus lost count of what Shrektober it is lol

[@0DD115]

to be fair they did get fucked on the last one

[@Orc_Savage]

I don’t get how shrek 4 is WORSE

[@FilonisHat]

Just like how Dreamworks forgot that they own these characters.

[@joeym5272]

Bruh I was the 1000th like !!

[@jakestone_]

I love how mentally traumatized everybody looks at the beginning. Same guys, same

[@AxxLAfriku]

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear jake

[@dragonslayergu1161]

@@AxxLAfriku and?

[@jackhood2376]

They look really high lol

[@jessg4638]

Marcus: "The 4th one is worse too." No. No it is not

[@antviper135]

Exactly

[@chibi_jojo9000]

facts wtf is wrong with bruh

[@bobbyshewan4229]

I’ve actually never sat down and fully seen Shrek 3. Is it really that bad?

[@uglyuncle3502]

@@bobbyshewan4229 yes bruh. shrek 4 is unironically good tho.

[@icantthinkofacoolname1308]

Yes it is

[@doncheadlegaming7521]

Marcus has committed a sin by saying Shrek 4 is bad.

[@speccyfilms8387]

Schaffrillas is livid

[@overdrive8808]

Ii nearly disliked the damn video🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbyshewan4229]

To be fair ppl say that a lot with the shit Marcus says on here💀

[@davisogilvy5608]

@@speccyfilms8387dude that would be a great shrektober next year

[@deft4184]

@@bobbyshewan4229 He's the one reviewer I regularly disagree with, which is why I enjoy watching him

[@Br-kc2jy]

Glad to see Meghan recovering from watching Dating Around and getting her blonde hair back

[@ldhdjzjjaklzjdbd6610]

I’m confused is she his girlfriend. Or is that Veronica person. Or r they all just friends cause I remember him saying babe in one video.

[@Alex-pq2fv]

@@ldhdjzjjaklzjdbd6610 Marcus and Meghan dated in the past but are just friends now, for a couple years I think. Later on him and Veronica started dating, not sure if they're still together though

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

@@Alex-pq2fv I don't think Marcus and Veronica are still together. Something I heard in the comments on the Hocus Pocus video. All in all, that's their business :)

[@brando8408]

Nearly 15 minutes of Dan slowly realizing he’s Shrek.

[@swtc_saga]

Hey btw Dan goes by they/them pronouns

[@sam-fr5tc]

@@swtc_saga there is only one dan.

[@Emma-zc5jm]

@@sam-fr5tc yes and they go by they/them

[@axeldiaz7960]

@@sam-fr5tc L

[@calvinjohnson6242]

@@sam-fr5tc Look up the words they and them in a dictionary.

[@AllieSweetie]

Ok but hold on Shrek 4 is actually good tho. It's not funny but that's because it doesn't really attempt jokes and is more of a send off to Shrek rather than what Shrek The Third attempted, a bloated formula that worked in 1 and 2 because it actually tried clever and funny jokes with good pop music integration and made Shrek go through an actual arc and 4 returns to that and does it beautifully.

[@JB_TheRock]

@The Everything Boi This dude Marcus always thinks he knows best from the validation his subscribers give him so he makes very bold statements now lol

[@Birdyboys]

@@JB_TheRock dude it was a very common opinion to see Shrek 4 as just as bad or worse than 3

[@miss_conduct.]

Saying Shrek 4 is worse than Shrek 3 is homophobic tbh

[@smurfette_blues7922]

Honestly its hard to pit them against eachother. I enjoy the third better because its got better jokes than the fourth one, but then of course the fourth wraps everything up neatly. Third has the jokes from 1 and 2 but shit story, and then its the inverse in the fourth... i guess all one can ultimately say is that the last two films just didnt match the quality of the first 2.

[@AllieSweetie]

@@smurfette_blues7922 I completely disagree there's like one good joke in shrek 3 and it's the princesses gags and shit. Shrek 4 has some stinkers yeah but the good ones are still pretty good and I would argue shrek 4 is better than shrek 1 because of how beautiful it is

[@xX_NICEGUY_Xx]

In all honesty as schaffrillas once said the 4th one is a underrated gem. It has a fantastic villain, a wonderfully told story, some of the most emotional scenes in animated movie history in it. And most importantly the pide piper.

[@thijmen5295]

It’s an ongoing theme on his channel the 4th one is the real Shrek 3 and so Shrek is a trilogy. I completely buy into this thought because not only is Shrek 3 is shit, it more or less feels like a side story (and Shrek 4 recaps everything that happened between Shrek 2 and Shrek 4 in that baby montage perfectly)

[@xX_NICEGUY_Xx]

Your a 100% correct my man

[@neelpatel8538]

agreed, it’s my second fav one

[@distantnemesis1593]

Shrek 4 is trash, y'all are in denial

[@SuperFrogMan69.]

@@distantnemesis1593 Sherk 3 was so bad that almost everyone thinks that it couldn’t get better after that dump fire of a movie but it did! Significantly! Not as funny as 1&2 but it’s more focus on the emotional parts with the characters and it’s a good ending to the franchise.

[@moiz_0125]

i forgot this is a yearly thing and seeing this in my feed filled me with a great amount of glee

[@vanzm6777]

Ah yes the most legendary trilogy ever, Sta- I mean Shrek. Yeah Shrek.

[@Water_Me_Loan]

Shriek The Third is Non-Canon. Shrek Forever After / Shrek: The Final Chapter is Shrek 3.

[@solidhutyr1815]

@@Water_Me_Loan schaffrillas production Is Approaching

[@sharavy6851]

@@Water_Me_Loan Where did you get this info from?

[@vanzm6777]

@@Water_Me_Loan All true Shrek fan know this whether they agree with the current Canon or not.

[@a6340]

Star Shrek

[@mike_ere]

4th is a masterpiece compared to the third. It is pretty good

[@panoskouvalis5696]

Shrek forever after is underrated 🛐

[@overdrive8808]

@@panoskouvalis5696 criminally !!! He shocked me with that

[@Shadowkiller-dq2ju]

The 4th one is better

[@ibrahimalee23]

The 4th is arguably better than the first, but not the 2nd

[@skipper6-9]

@@ibrahimalee23 hell no

[@QuackenInsanity]

"The fourth one is worse" Schaffrillas: "So you have chosen... death"

[@idktbh5791]

that’s what i was thinking too💀💀

[@mecklejay7587]

Yeah, they'll be pleasantly surprised when they actually get to it next year. It isn't perfect, but it's better than okay. Whereas Shrek the Third is...not. Very very not.

[@IcyDiamond]

I feel Schaffrillas wouldn’t really care, he doesn’t care about LS Mark dissing his lord and savior Tomatoa so why would he care about this?

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@mecklejay7587 No it was unnecessary. So was Shrek the Third, but at least it was there to end a trilogy.

[@mecklejay7587]

@@SmoothTurtle840 It wasn't necessary, but it's a fairly well-done movie. As far as I'm concerned, the Third doesn't exist, and Forever After IS the third movie in the trilogy.

[@oddkeel]

Soooooo…. Are we saving Shrek 2 for the very end of this series? I know the footage was lost, but some of us are dying to watch you guys react to one of the BEST SEQUELS EVER MADEEEEE

[@MetalGildarts]

Yeah I was confound that Marcus skipped Shrek 2

[@yellowfamilyfunny3065]

They already did Shrek 3 which is better but so there is no need.

[@miketrapper0464]

Apparently they did do it but the footage was destroyed and audio so all they did was a Halloween special of shrek

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@yellowfamilyfunny3065 bait

[@stormfett2728]

Okay I'm glad I found this comment about shrek 2, because I was afraid that nobody was ganna talk about it😅🤣

[@LilJOVs]

My girlfriend and I are still patiently waiting to see the Fifty Shades trilogy on this show. Watching you guys after submitting ourselves to the torture of the whole Twilight Saga was definitely worth it!

[@ActionJacksonVideos]

I always want to see Meg in more videos. She's funny and I love her energy bouncing off of you all. I know you've always had a lot of people rotate in as the cast for this channel, but Meg, Dan, and you (Marcus) together for a video always makes me feel like everything is perfect in the world.

[@thiagocarvalho8630]

Agreed, they are the most funny, and they have a lot of chemistry

[@nahor88]

Not just funny, she's HOT and has a great personality. My ideal woman is one that acts like "one of the guys".

[@perhaps1094]

@@nahor88 😐

[@satan_overlord]

@@nahor88 Kinda of an homoerotic fantasy dude lol

[@Thetruepianoman]

@@nahor88 THIS MAN IS AGAY

[@werewolfhours]

The chaotic energy y'all have naturally, is intoxicating and I can't get enough of all of you. God bless you for getting through this train wreck of a movie.

[@Chrisy7]

It’s called weed

[@Willandacamera]

2:15 I remember having this exact same moment as a kid, except it was with Cat in the Hat.

[@satellachannel6423]

Also starring Mike Myers. Mmh..

[@IcyDiamond]

Why would you watch that horror movie as a kid?

[@hosea4786]

What a guy for keeping this going, needed this 👍🏻

[@Doonesh]

“at night i have fake memories” was way more funny than it needed to be

[@halowaffle25]

10:20 Markus has never watched Shrek 4 confirmed.

[@davidpaul6290]

“The 4th one is worse.” Jacksfilms, Schaffrillas, and Shrek fans: “So you have chosen death.” Raimi fans: “First time?”

[@brayancatano136]

Sleeping hard on the 4th one is actually pretty decent and as a father it hits different now

[@jpool115]

Is all you can do is speak in quotes???

[@sickmale5635]

Got the notification. And audibly laughed, then went, "Yeah... Okay."

[@natthebug2]

The three of you have such great comedic chemistry, love the way you all riff off each other. Good to see Meg back, I enjoyed her calling 6 year olds dumb bitches.

[@holup4990]

Shrekvember vid is gone

[@flaherty9248]

good to see this back this year, love you guys together. happy shrektober

[@kingjulienlegrand5314]

I actually really enjoy the fourth one, i think its even better than the first movie

[@Deimos_the_Autist]

But not better than the second correct 😅

[@TheReliand]

you are not wrong! My personal ranking is 2, 4, 1, 3. Four really made me emotional

[@SuperFrogMan69.]

Same, the 4th one makes donkey and Fiona really important to story and to sherk’s character just like the first one but better. Even tho the 2nd one is better it just has donkey as the comic relief and Fiona as just the love interest.

[@miss_conduct.]

Okay, calm down there

[@chandrawagner4061]

@@TheReliand mine too!

[@marcusholder6508]

"The forth one is worse" Sorry I don't speak wrong

[@th3stainedrose]

God I'm so excited. Picture Show continues to be my favorite segment.

[@broderick9381]

Words cannot describe the joy I felt when I saw this notification. I really thought you guys were done doing Shrektober.

[@IcyDiamond]

I’m personally hoping they do Shrek 2 next year

[@onelesshelper]

@@IcyDiamond I won’t be surprised if they saved that for last

[@IcyDiamond]

@@onelesshelper Maybe they’ll even do Puss in Boots before Shrek 2

[@CrazyClara101]

Megan is a master at saying the most cursed shit during these movies

[@calebdonaldson7044]

And the master of being annoying.

[@acamiii]

The 4th one is soooo good!! Okay it's almost a au fanfiction, but it's the best we seen of shrek and fiona relationship

[@jamiswamp]

“The Fourth one is worse though” Schafrillas: *So you have chosen… death*

[@kuro-kuromi32]

the anticipation of this release kept me from unaliving last yr u guys tysm for that. seriously 💗🤗

[@rsotuyo8180]

Shrek 4 is good bro, a really good finale.

[@gregorydittrich1563]

Completely forgot about this series, but I'm happy it came back 🙏🏿

[@sherman128]

Meg is the secret sauce that makes these videos bang, as good as they are without her it just clicks when she's there. Love it.

[@Chrisy7]

Sex appeal works wonders

[@kindaepicngl1671]

@@Chrisy7 : I

[@calebdonaldson7044]

Eh.

[@Hungy]

So happy to see this! Always fun watching y'all 🤣

[@AdrianKean1996]

I'm so happy right now, made my night! Can't wait to watch this!!

[@distracula5933]

Last years was on my birthday, and I only had to wait a day for this years. Marcus always gets me the best gifts

[@QrowTheGoat]

“It’s a long bit” stealing that for personal use. a thanks cosmonaut crew😼

[@thwipkid]

FINALLY, I’ve been waiting years for the Return of the thicc, beautiful, green, layered boi. Also Shrek..

[@conradmurraytv]

“the 4th one is worse” schaffrillas malding rn

[@ford4793]

I've actually been waiting for this all year :( and now it's here! :)

[@jackkelly9048]

YES! The glorious return! I am so thankful, Happy Thanksiving and Merry Halloween everybody.

[@krusty1267]

You’re the best at what you do keep doing it!!!

[@bobafettatyourservice5679]

I’ve been looking forward to this

[@Life-vt8yi]

To Communism

[@sharavy6851]

We*

[@quennygreen]

My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count

[@lisasfriend9628]

Her planted eye to-day controls, Is in the morrow most at home, And seemly calls to being souls that curse her when they come.

[@toeman_dungfart1855]

Your channel is that one I randomly check back on and binge all the vids that I missed

[@Maxisamo1]

"The fourth one is worse" You lost me Marcus. You fucking lost me

[@overdrive8808]

LOST ME 😒

[@sinclaircannady3951]

I love how Marcus sounds so unbelievably angry

[@War624]

It's been 84 years...

[@5cream5]

Where does the time go B)

[@bayleyshipley6104]

I forgot you do this and I love it every time

[@wendigomaneiro8892]

"The 4th one is worst" Oh no! You have awaken...him...*Schaffrilas productions roaring like godzilla in the background*

[@LiveConcertJunkie]

I can’t believe I have lived to see 3 Shrektobers. This is definitely going to my resume .

[@maxvogt3515]

Clean forgot you guys do this, but now there’s another shrek video from you guys to constantly watch

[@Yulises]

I’m so glad this tradition is continuing. Was expecting it last year and when it didn’t happen, it just felt like something died in me 😔

[@amilcaraguirre6600]

Sherk 4 is actually good in my opinion. This one I tend to forget, except for all the parts where Fiona and the princess appear

[@babies4breakfast197]

10:20 DID YOU JUST SAY THE 4TH IS WORSE. Marcus you've been smoking the cheapest stuff in the world.

[@quennygreen]

Smokin that Shrek 3 pack 😮‍💨

[@eabha6121]

really needed this today, thanks guys :,)

[@chandrawagner4061]

The 4th one is beautiful and makes me cry and I'm so excited for you guys to eat your words next year. I think it's definitely more for adults though.

[@andyb6400]

What are you DUNE in me swamp?

[@occamsaturn]

"who wants a Shrek the Third video on the 28th of October?" me: "Oh boy, the 28th!'

[@matiasaguilar2500]

I completely forgot about shrektober, this just made my day

[@thehourlycookie1123]

Man I love shrektober. I remember when the last two came out. Time flies

[@drewdaniels5330]

When everyone bashes in the comments how forever after is actually pretty good

[@APinchofBazel]

Some Marcus takes are too trash to ignore.

[@chandrawagner4061]

@@APinchofBazel its probably because he hasnt seen it since he was a kid and he missed the schafrillas video. Excited to see that change next october!

[@James_MacX]

Having been born in ‘98 (I know it’s not ‘99 but it’s close), we knew this one wasn’t good. The trilogy follows the Maguire Spider-Man / Godfather pattern; 2, 1, and a considerable step down with 3

[@lariahlivingston5372]

I’m so happy I get to see a shrektober episode TODAY, RIGHT NOW !

[@wince9537]

Always a classic and epic time. Shrek the third!

[@nickthedickname]

We all know Shrek 2 is the best one

[@nerd_1356]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😉

[@guicoelho14]

I watched this 6:45 dream sequence when i was a kid and it scared the shit out of me, Donkey saying "Dada" made me scream like a little bitch, true story.

[@fabiankrummeich5414]

LOL same

[@renaigh]

you just know Arthur is the kinda kid to bring his dad's sword to school.

[@aliciabergman1252]

..and Charmin would bring his mom's magic wand. They both have that vibe but choose different ways in life.

[@missripley3081]

Today was the day when I first noticed that when Fiona opened the door to the secret passage, to flee with all the princess, the statue of the frog kissed the horse statues ass...

[@DecentlyWeaKo]

Come on, Forever after (Shrek 4) is good, give it a chance.

[@ikerlahuerta2115]

I missed these three together a lot

[@CultureClips985]

I only found the shrektober videos yesterday, great timing 👍🏻

[@thenorthian3667]

The fourth one is definitely noooooot worse. It's good. Not on the same level as the first 2 but it has a lot of heart and lands most of what it tries to.

[@tylerpanos9043]

Who else hyped for shrektober 4?!?!!?!!!!!????

[@andrewciha488]

I’ve been waiting a whole year for this day

[@kyleh636]

Wish it was just you two guys. The chemistry is best when it's just you two guys

[@grzegorzbaranowski7148]

Can't wait until the next one when they realize that Shrek Forever After is an underrated gem

[@pierogomide1801]

Really looking forward to the "Shrek: The Musical" episode

[@bluessbelles]

I just got the biggest smile on my face upon seeing this in my subscriptions

[@ViKatamari]

it's the most wonderful time of the year!!!

[@briancarter8490]

Honestly, I thought the GOT references were funny enough, but now realizing it got big the year after Shrek 4 came out, I think that makes them even funnier.

[@miiiniiidiimiii]

What happened to the shrek4 video?

[@alvarofrancia2230]

ive been waiting for this for so long

[@easy.kbreezy2221]

I've been waiting for this for so goddamn long

[@GinoZump]

yaaaay, I missed Meghan

[@Itscoacho]

Always love a Meghan sighting

[@naniandrea3344]

They are back!! And looking better than ever

[@internetvalentine]

I'm so happy this is back

[@spencermccreery2508]

I actually genuinely enjoyed the fourth Shrek. Tried some different stuff and from what I remember more jokes landed in that one.

[@PunkerWithABoner]

Marcus, I love you like the cousin I never had, but homie, you gotta learn how to hold a goddamn knife. I'm worried about you man, I'd hate to see you hold a knife like that again. Love, your cousin Boner

[@0DD115]

that mount doom joke was so good

[@fabo1412]

I’ve been waiting all year LETS GOOO