The First Guy To Ever Ride A Horse

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[@FvsYT1399]

Uehejs

[@Xyroxia]

Your welcome

[@abdul-azeem786]

Yw

[@nethercreature1624]

Hi there hello that sounds like a great idea I'll make sure to do that

[@A1Epic992]

I’m here before this comment goes viral

[@Dan_Boston]

🐴 : “I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back RG: “let me get off that thing.”

[@steveramsdell7526]

Well done sir well done 😂

[@XT_NighTraiN]

Ohhhh using Ryan’s previously established catch phrases in new and creative ways that match the specific situation presented to us in the video he just uploaded is tight!

[@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Writer guy will now be replaced by writer horse.

[@christianhardtofind6349]

One of these days we gotta get a Pitch Meeting / Regular Ryan George channel crossover going!

[@jocosesonata]

​@@christianhardtofind6349 I don't know man, Writer Guy and Producer Guy seems to have some animosity towards Ryan George. Maybe there's background drama that happened between them.

[@bb-dd]

The horse scratching his own face is fantastically unsettling.

[@simonsanchezkumrich8489]

Adventure time's noone can here you episode vibes lol

[@tyrant-den884]

I LOVE IT!

[@glassedgavv9711]

Think about it - That marshmallow you just put in your s'more may have scratched a horse's face.

[@orbboom6119]

Its like the deer from adventure time with his creepy human hands😂

[@alabamaman1372]

Because of Native soap ads, I’m now attracted to horses.

[@shubniggurath6464]

"Also, the horse needs footwear now, I decided" "Okay ... does that mean you going to make circular shoes and tie its laces daily now?" "I was thinking I would HAMMER THEM ON WITH NAILS"

[@rickyplaysbyear7663]

Ohhhhhh my god.

[@charliegarrison9688]

Through its only toenail with a metal U thing, should barely be an inconvenience.

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

Horse footwears increase odds.

[@someguy2135]

That would take the vegan vibes of this video up another notch or two. There is more to veganism than just diet!

[@Broockle]

@@someguy2135 And there is more to making a point than to add an exclamation mark at the end!

[@ashamansedai]

"Little girls with intricately braided hair" 😂😂😂

[@hentype]

i.e. a "Becky"

[@artiefufkin88]

that was too good XD

[@ohioandnortheastern]

​@@hentypeor a jordan, chloe, gaven etc

[@Erickhetfield]

I like how Ryan made the mustache from the boss more commanding. He could have reused the same prop, but he bought a new one just to be faithful to the lore.

[@catbatrat1760]

Oh, yeah! I noticed the new 'stache, but I didn't think about the lore implications.

[@henkhenkste6076]

at least one of those is cgi

[@TheRavenLord1]

What you mean? That is the bosses actual moustache.

[@_sayandas]

He's been living in the office for months so he grew a bigger whiter mustache

[@workinghoustonian]

In the Ryanverse mustaches are an absolute hierarchy

[@Maximum_Hugh]

It's crazy how Ryan was able to get both a horse and a lion for this sketch!

[@brauliob]

He must have some influence at that animal storage place; I'm calling it a zoo, I decided.

[@catbatrat1760]

He's an animal whisperer. :)

[@Juanxlink]

That was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@ledest2199]

I bet Dorothy and the Scarecrow miss him

[@venanziadorromatagni1641]

Getting a horse and a lion is super-easy, barley an inconvenience.

[@sacundim]

Congratulations on being the first person to ever contrive to say "This isn't my first rodeo" and actually mean that you are planning your first rodeo for a future date and that date isn't today

[@thatdarnkitteh]

It's beautiful!

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

Defecating EVERYWHERE and constantly. Having worked around horses I can confirm this information

[@davidlance5310]

“Oh defecating everywhere & constantly is TIGHT!!!!”

[@tyrant-den884]

I LOVE IT!

[@ConstantOwl]

Also elephants

[@bobbymckeown1451]

Anyone who has ever worked with me can confirm similarly

[@HandlelessTML]

Having played RDR2, I can also confirm

[@Jack-sy8mr]

Can’t believe Ryan got eaten by a lion just for a sketch

[@slvr236]

Oh, Jack.. Ryan didn't get eaten, you silly goose. The lion you saw in this video right here? Its a 100% real lion but it only pretended to have eaten him :) It was acting!

[@sunnyalphax3539]

Don't be stupid. Ryan would never let himself be eaten by a lion just for a skit. He had 1 of his 100s of clones get eaten by a lion just for a skit.

[@MusketeerGweneth]

@@sunnyalphax3539 Having one of your clones get eaten by a lion just for a skit is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@coconutgobbler]

@@slvr236 that lion is a damn good actor then

[@4124V4TA-SNPCA-x]

That wasn't Ryan George, that was Ryan George. The boss was played by Ryan George, however. The thousands of Ryan George clones are just like the Zathri of B5 fame, all of them is Ryan George, but with slight difference in stresses and pronounciation. And actually, Ryan George was the cameraman.

[@symmetricasymmetric9154]

I love how in the Ryanverse they have office buildings but not any way of transportation beside running

[@aaronburkeen6409]

We haven't seen the first guy to build, and then drive a car yet. But the Ryanverse does have cars. So maybe that one is next.

[@j.b.c.a.]

​@@aaronburkeen6409 We already had the house one

[@aaronburkeen6409]

@@j.b.c.a. How is that relevant?

[@j.b.c.a.]

@@aaronburkeen6409 It's basically the same as "the first guy to build"

[@aaronburkeen6409]

@j.b.c.a. What about, the and drive a car? That is a crucial part.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

*The place where names for things are decided.* "Alright Jimmy you were assigned to choose a name for this really fast animal that poops everywhere. What is it?" "Sorry my throat's a little hoarse today" "That works" "What does?"

[@edopronk1303]

😅

[@timothyjohnson5699]

"How about about this one?" "Isn't that just another horse?" "Ye-- no, no. This one is like a very smaller version of a horse and is thus a different animal, I decided." "That picture doesn't look real." "Sorry, what was that?" "I said it's *phony."* "Okay, I'm just gonna write that down-- pretty sure I heard that right."

[@BoredInNW6]

"And here's another similar one. How many of these are there, anyway?" "Wow, look at that ass!" "Hey hey hey, pervy guy, you're THIS close to a trip to HR right now!" "No, it's just - don't you think that animal looks like an ass?" "I do NOT want to know why you thought of that. But, ok, we'll go with that until we can think of a better name."

[@glassedgavv9711]

@@timothyjohnson5699I don't know if it needs all that dialogue, But you got a good idea there.

[@lemons38]

@@glassedgavv9711 it definitely does need it

[@thegovernment0usa]

I thought horses were a hoax until I saw one with my own eyes in this video.

[@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Coaxes for hoaxes.

[@slateoffate9812]

What year are you from, the 2500s?

[@kritichaplot5025]

I bet you think zebras when you hear hooves 😁

[@abelhorvath4025]

That's EXACTLY what they want you to think.

[@christiankapoian3845]

And then the lion did a backflip, snapped the human guy’s neck, and saved the day.

[@MusketeerGweneth]

Wow wow wow! Tell me another story!

[@arta.xshaca]

*for his own kind

[@franklahache3679]

I understood that reference!

[@Jotil]

*and ate the prey.

[@EmperorSeth]

Horse: Listen, I need to get you all the way off my back. RG: Let me get off of this thing ... actually, never mind. Too high.

[@gentle285]

Finally someone with correct words and grammar! :D This should be the comment with 1.4k likes! xD

[@AsherPiesman]

I actually sent Ryan a message and suggested he made a sketch about the first guy to ride a horse. So yay I got my wish.

[@daa2608]

Neigh, surely not. (Sorry).

[@pudgebl67]

yeah... stop horsing around

[@liberalsockpuppet4772]

Don't saddle Ryan George with your requests.

[@lemons38]

congrats

[@liberalsockpuppet4772]

I suggested a video about the first guy to sell insurance that Ryan finally did. Getting Ryan to use your idea is tight.

[@DMS-pq8]

Horse needed a mustache

[@TheGregamonster]

kzbin.infokcUf_vVi-P0

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Horse is subservient to its rider, so it'd need a smaller moustache. I'm not sure I could handle a horse trying to cosplay as Charlie Chaplin.

[@MKDumas1981]

​@@eldorados_lost_searcher: Or the other guy with a similar mustache.

[@SnobbyBird_]

So this is red dead redemption 3

[@AtlarianOG]

no, it's Red Dead Ryandemption

[@theinsurance2450]

Dutch: I have a plan

[@giannisksanthopoulos4300]

Why? Because he is on horse? Because literally I can't see anything related to RDR

[@JacobL228]

Does that mean Ryan dies at the end?

[@jdm2514]

Omg the spin on "not my first rodeo". 😂

[@basharic3162]

Right? So good.

[@inertia186]

"Umm." - First Horse Ever Ridden

[@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

It was a good riddance.

[@glassedgavv9711]

I wonder how the first car ever feels.

[@MySchoolProject15]

@@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ahahhaahhahahhaa

[@Dreadjaws]

The best part of this series of sketches is realizing just how absolutely insane our day-to-day normal tasks sound when you stop to think about them for a moment.

[@oohdannyboy]

It's called defamiliarization!

[@RednocNivert]

This sketch saw cameo appearances of both Lion Gorge as well as Rydin' George

[@RictusHolloweye]

Ryan has unlocked a new level of moustache hierarchy.

[@lebronspritecranberrygaming]

Ryan riding a Ryan is quite terrifying

[@StevenTwoTwo]

That's not a Ryan, that's quite clearly a horse.

[@galatirock]

​@StevenTwoTwo clearly 🙄 you can see how the horse used its hoof to scratch its VERY genuine looking horse face

[@markuhler2664]

Horception

[@glassedgavv9711]

@@markuhler2664 Directed by Christopher Neigh-lon!

[@findingmomo3179]

Not as terrifying as Ryan getting eaten by a Ryan...I mean Lion.

[@StephanieJeanne]

I love how the horse scratched his own face while he was waiting for the two guys to sort things out.😂 🤣

[@drchowder4605]

And with that a new mustache has entered the Ryanverse.

[@rodneyscott4889]

“It’s horseback…gettin around” 😂

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

1:30 The sudden scratching of the face really threw me off somehow, but was also hilarious😂

[@thrilleex]

"Defecating everywhere and constantly" Well... I guess I'm a horse.

[@MusketeerGweneth]

Nonsense! Horses can't use the internet, they don't have fingers. You must be a Centaur! It makes sense you defecate everywhere and constantly, given the fact you have two stomachs and probably need to eat twice the normal amount that any horse or human would need. 🤔

[@thrilleex]

@@MusketeerGweneth haven't you heard about neigh-to-text programs ?

[@MusketeerGweneth]

@@thrilleex Oh my gosh! I haven't heard of that! Wow wow wow!

[@Dadofer1970]

@@MusketeerGweneth wow

[@leonardoyramm1856]

00:46 OK... an anecdote: one of my first jobs was in an All Inclusive Hotel here in Mexico, and I didn't have any money to rent an apartment, so I stayed in the "Entertainment area " several nights (15 nights in fact) and my coworkers were like "hey, you show up really early at work...do you live here?" 😂 this part of the video made me remember those freaking crazy days. Good days 😊

[@betwrixolive9431]

The idea that no one really knows what theirs doing, they just do their best is my favorite thing about these.

[@somekidnamedtapu]

Using an unwilling being as a method of transportation is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

It's also tight!

[@somekidnamedtapu]

@@ThePkmnYPerson No doubt about it!

[@glassedgavv9711]

Wow, wow, wow..... What?

[@someguy2135]

Not an inconvenience for the person, but horses never agree to allow this without a process. Maybe just leave animals alone? Go vegan!

[@K3wlG33k]

​@@someguy2135no, I don't think so.

[@vbentley3902]

Additionally, there is often a sheepskin (or wool) pad between the “horse skin” and “cow skin”…a whole farm to take that crazy ride!

[@GlitchGrams]

The saddle dry cow skin killed me

[@galatirock]

Sir/Madam.... are you a ghost now 😳

[@markuhler2664]

Let's hope no one uses your dried skin as a saddle. Unless you're into that.

[@galatirock]

@@markuhler2664 😏 i might be into it

[@wenigmehl]

both you and the cow.

[@venanziadorromatagni1641]

But without the cow skin-thingy, as you‘re sliding backwards, you also quickly find that the end is neigh.

[@pengxu9244]

0:31 i love how unenthusiastic that was lmao

[@markuhler2664]

I understand the boss' problem. I also walk around the office without my pants. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with HR. I think they're considering my casual Friday proposal.

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Do you also defecate everywhere and constantly?

[@TimJSwan]

Glad to know this guy recognizes how hanging office ceiling tiles, pneumatic chairs, and computer monitors were everywhere before the first time a man decided to ride one of these animals for the first time.

[@Hannah_The_Heretic]

2:18 I agree, I also won't be thinking about that one too hard. ...😅

[@GeneDarrTV]

An even more commanding moustache has manifested inside the Ryan-verse, wow wow wow!

[@ripapa6355]

That's the best 'first rodeo' take I've heard. Tight.

[@S.S.Sunnnny]

0:45 “What if I wasn’t wearing pants yet?” 😂😂

[@GuardianKyle]

Alright, the lion survived and beat the bear with the rusted machete!

[@glassedgavv9711]

I haven't seen the video.. Say that again?

[@MrAim-gm7gi]

Just the comment I was looking for 😂

[@RednocNivert]

@@glassedgavv9711kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGqyfJWrop2lm7M

[@polreamonn]

Horsing around is tight.

[@MKDumas1981]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa...whoa.

[@blythepineda9929]

Ryan has acquired a new mustache.

[@leahl5007]

This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!

[@alainanorzagaray5266]

1:15 Just choked cuz I'm in the middle of braiding my hair.

[@py_a_thon]

Putting braided hair into a bun behind one's head in order to remove the chaotic potentiality of your hair getting stuck in some random mechanical device is tight...

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

A NEW MUSTACHE HAS ENTERED THE RING

[@JJ_R]

That gray mustache is so epic!

[@rvdandmarcoom]

The lion part cranked me 😂

[@bravepoodle]

Im glad they are considerate enough to care about horse's consent.

[@MyWorld-eb9oz]

2:13 Oh my God, I've never thought about that!

[@steveramsdell7526]

“Does everyone in this universe have the same face or what?” “Hey shut up” That’s what I heard in my head seeing the horse 😂

[@everyoneash]

I like how in this universe they created computers before they realized they could ride horses...

[@DeltaXK144]

Ryan, I’m about to have a wisdom tooth extraction and your video helped me deal with the fear a bit, thanks a bunch. I love your vids

[@joeblow229]

Oh, don't forget to ask for one of those syringe things to spray the food crud out of the hole after you eat, it really helps.

[@DeltaXK144]

@@joeblow229 Thanks for the tip

[@drc3po]

I just had it done and they put me totally to sleep so it wasn't bad at all. Almost pleasant! Recovery wasn't bad, never had to take one of the painkillers they gave me, just an ibuprofen every now and then did the trick.

[@screwyourhandle]

@@drc3poSame, I know everybody's different, but I didn't have any significant pain after mine came out

[@MissesWitch]

"probably rich people and little girls with intricately braded hair" soo accurate!

[@KENTUCKYUSA1]

"Defecating everywhere and constantly" "In HINDSIGHT, this should totally be an outside thing and not an inside thing."

[@locked_lunatic8623]

3:44 Oh hey, the Adstronaut has found the edge of the universe.

[@robinkholmes7127]

Boss: You're 45 minutes early, that is way frowned upon. Employee: Are you living here? Boss: Eralavent! Geneius🥰

[@MeliesCinemagician]

Man, Central Asia around 3500 BC looks a lot like Canada in 2024.

[@totallyrandomofficial]

The next level of the Ryanverse meta would be him starting to reference a character of one of the recurring sketches in a different recurring sketch.

[@py_a_thon]

He could just be the adstronaut and combine with ~Deadpool~ , I mean Ryan Reynolds adverts...

[@summaries-of-movies]

Do the first guy to create a reacting video, the first guy to think of tekken game, the first guy to fly on a plane, the first guy to use electricity, the first guy to hire a CEO

[@GvinahGui]

Hi there hello

[@cindypoole6792]

Ryan "on his high horse"... love it! 🐴🐎

[@Lazaven]

And it's toe nail accessory is gonna be a universal symbol for good luck I decided.

[@goji3908]

Ryan just invented 5,000 years of history

[@flacht_6]

Just Ryan. Horsing around.

[@TheColeShow5125]

Oh, getting a notification for a new “First Guy” is TIGHT!!

[@chessicahullum2896]

barely an inconvenience 😅

[@bluthunder271]

Just rewatched the entire ‘First Guy To’ series and noticed that this released a few minutes ago, thanks Ryan!

[@caseycopeland626]

1 horsepower. It’s no Mustang but you Gotta start somewhere😂

[@Septimus_ii]

A horse can manage up to about 14.9 hp, but only in short bursts

[@glassedgavv9711]

Emphasis on "horse".

[@gabe2349]

I think it would have been funny to end work mentioning how fast it runs and then having the boss immediately want to try it lol

[@kendiamond7852]

I'll end up rewatching this a couple of times. There's so many witty moments, it's going to take more than 1 viewing to appreciate

[@SuperPaperMarioMovieGuy]

0:29 This scene deserves an award.

[@SweboySMM2]

Since the sponsored ad, how about: _'The First Guy To Ever Get Hair Loss'._ (alternative: _'...Ever Invent Hair Loss Treatment')_ Both an comical skit, and an ad, all in 1 😂

[@markuhler2664]

I'd like to see the treatment one, but before anyone has experienced actual hair loss.

[@starfirescreamere5317]

Too short! This desperately needs a part 2! It feels like Ryan cut this one short to make room for the commercial.

[@Epiphany_33]

Horseback. "Not a good word" 😂😂😂😂

[@dombo813]

You know how every sketch comedian has one sketch that doesn't quite land? Ryan George seems to be the one exception.

[@orien2v2]

We have reached a new level of mustache hierarchy here.

[@penmasterjnd]

It's good to see that the lion managed to escape from the bear with a rusted machete

[@jskywalker0763]

I can’t believe Ryan turned into a horse for this video, he’s so dedicated to his craft!

[@canedust]

"You gotta get down off that thing, immediately" "Okay, let me get off of it"

[@ZaneBastian]

I mean.. "horseback getting around" is perfectly suited for little girls with intricately braided hair....

[@vonwux]

That sure was a majestic lion.

[@captobvious551]

"Other animals? That would be insane." Next day: "What is that?" "Its called a donkey, i decided "

[@civroger]

Boots with ninja stars. LOL!

[@BengaIaas]

I wonder if the other guy actually was thinking of the same thing.

[@CaptainQ2607]

Ryan up on his high horse 😂

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

"**** you and the horse you rode in on" is another horse expression, but would be super hard to put in a KZbin video

[@CaptainQ2607]

@@BoraHorzaGobuchul don't you mean "Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience"

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

@@CaptainQ2607 no, I don't. KZbin censorship is a thing, so doing that with a horse on this platform would be very much not tight

[@Markus_Andrew]

I'm impressed at how Ryan was able to get a tee-shirt and a jacket onto a horse. Clearly, there is no end to this man's talents.

[@ShrirajGPethe]

Love this, for 3 days I'm watching Ryan George's content. Getting me through tough times.

[@py_a_thon]

True that. He is definitely a hilarious human being. I hope you are doing well.

[@PrinceAzyreon]

Are we going to talk about the number of animal costumes Ryan has? 😂 great video as usual

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

One day it'll turn out that his primary occupation is somehow connected with these props (i.e. he runs a shop selling those, or is a furry, or both), and this whole KZbin shtick is just a sideshow he decided to have to more fully utilize those.

[@jondoh587]

Ryan and Adrian Bliss have the corner on the costume market!

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

The ninja stars on your boots would be a good name for a basketball team.

[@AlkisGD]

Sounds more like an alt rock band name to me: Ninja Stars on Your Boots - Horse Breaking for the Shogun of Texas [09:24]

[@BroderickAmato]

Something tells me "The First Guy to Start a Rodeo" would make an excellent sequel.

[@tylerderrico5182]

“You’ve gotta get down off that thing immediately.” “Oh, okay, let me get off of that thing.”

[@weishenmejames]

One of your better skits. Btw if you want to continue horsing around here's 2 ideas: 1) In the middle of a "Pitch Meeting," the horse producer says, "So, you have a script for me?" The writer nods, "Yes, sir, I do. It's about a horse who starts his own KZbin channel." The producer, intrigued, asks, "And what's the channel about?" The writer grins, "It's called 'Neigh-sayers Anonymous', where the horse debunks common myths about the equestrian lifestyle. It's going to be the mane event!" 2) In one of his "Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience" segments, Ryan George is brainstorming video ideas. "How about a horse that reviews hay varieties on KZbin?" he suggests. "He could call it 'Hay! That's Pretty Good.' I bet it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience to get views. After all, everyone wants to see a horse give a barnyard breakdown of the best snacks!"

[@someonesomewhere9115]

Depending on the horse, hay might not even be their favorite snack. I've seen horses eat potato chips, veggie straws, pumpkin muffins, Chow Mien noodles, rice crispy treats, cake.... The list goes on. One pony was furious at me recently because I didn't give him my cookie. I've seen horses try a new food, hate it, and then beg for more because you shouldn't be allowed to have food unless you're giving it to them (according to them anyway XD).

[@lightningbolt9155]

Did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neighk and saved the day!

[@Drag0nmaster]

"D" was the original comment.

[@GlitchGrams]

E

[@Drag0nmaster]

This comment was orininally just the letter d.

[@TheSachaboom]

D

[@RbxHH]

D

[@Saving.kids.worldwide]

you know its a good day when the cool hi hello there guy posts

[@theholyghostskeemzplots7320]

Did my guy just leave us with a cliffhanger sidenote, cliffhanging is a result of not saying “whoa” soon enough

[@belatkuro]

Having a new set of mustache for the manager is tight!

[@iodinev]

Hi there, hello!

[@KanohiVahi]

The amount of horse puns in this video 🤣

[@BlazingOwnager]

I feel like this whole skit was framed around getting to the rodeo gag, and it delivered.