The Least Relatable Video On The Internet Is Trending (123 Go!)

[@jarvis]

there’s nothing better than a fresh set of nails!

[@lothiansborders8684]

First reee

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

To crucify degenerates after the start of a crusade.

[@magicalCommander]

я коммунист

[@nicoled1351]

Yeet

[@TeamCashCache]

Did you kill someone ?

[@JT8fvhiut769yhouyhoiu]

jordan makes everything sound like some high-class joke i should be too poor to understand

[@yeetchicken420]

Because you're drinking beans roasted in.... *chuckles* March.

[@JT8fvhiut769yhouyhoiu]

@@yeetchicken420 I love drinking Butch's baked beans

[@aureus79]

Is this some *royal* joke that I'm too *peasant* to understand?

[@godofdoor6558]

@@JT8fvhiut769yhouyhoiu Oh ho ho! He is too poor to understand the joke you fool! I must put the title "r/woooosh" upon you sir! You did not get the reference and you are now embarrassed fool!

[@JT8fvhiut769yhouyhoiu]

@@godofdoor6558 Oh ho ho! You fool! I have a flimsy card made of cardboard with two arrows and the words "Nay Thee"! So now it's yOU who has had the title "wooooshed" bestowed upon you! Ho ho!

[@NovaliteDreams]

I love how this when from"so relatable" to "all hail zeffo"

[@Cephalo_People]

The words of someone who hasn't accepted Zeffo

[@skyisherelol3492]

THE CARROTS ARE GETTING TO YOU!YOU NOW DISOBEY LORD ZEFFO

[@elisefiorentelli1306]

All hail zeffo

[@clarissarojas7959]

Since when has hailing zeffo not been relatable?

[@alphnightshade321]

You must not talk to the Almighty Zeffo this way!

[@maio_man6337]

Carrots and banana: *exists* Jordan: THESE ARE FORBIDDEN BY ZEFFO

[@ph4nt0mn22]

All hail lord zeffo

[@xxaudyxx2106]

All hail Lord zeffo

[@ehogg421]

You can never escape the spider

[@clarissarojas7959]

All hail lord Zeffo

[@vivifromloona4075]

All hail lord zeffo

[@bonyfax2345]

Man, the tenses there are truly horrible. “Man, It looks like I got more things than you can carry, didn’t she?”

[@justfantastic5131]

Not to insult the great leader, but did Zeffo ever went to school??

[@brycewilkinson9877]

LMAO

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

the rule for grammar in zeffoland is your sentences have to switch tenses 3 times, the first time it will be 1st person, then 2nd person, then 3rd person.

[@AirLight1646]

I like how the video didn’t even say that but it’s better to pretend because it’s funnier that way

[@basilzoubi1290]

@@johnnymitchellcollier the punishment for dismissing such laws varies between the great zefo stripping your soul from your body and casting it upon a chocolate treat, to being banished to the land of the tarantula

[@caela2108]

“and botany!” *everyone laughs poshly*

[@bensavage597]

*Funny British Noises*

[@moyza2619]

jarvis laughing his ass off is the only raw human emotion we're ever gonna get from him

[@m_e_nere]

@@moyza2619 now we have access to anger/disappointed

[@starlord0o072]

“Life is full of moments we’d rather not remember, so we gathered the top ten Russian torture methods to forget all of those pesky moments”

[@emma-di5ly]

A classic piping mishap

[@alexverdana2435]

the spoon did not produce the water

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Including listen to the Soviet anthem

[@bearrett_8783]

StarLord, no

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Brought to you by zeffo

[@SCP--sf3fu]

I like how Jarvis only talks to Jordan, Jessica disappears, and Sarah presumably dematerializes at the end of the video since we don't see them again with no explanation.

[@flipposlippo1510]

Gone but not forgotten

[@thatoneguy9582]

"Well you're not helping my point so I'm cutting you out of the video"

[@not_elie6116]

@@thatoneguy9582 I guess he wasn’t lying lol

[@not_elie6116]

They refused to follow the way of Zeffo so he killed them.

[@lynseyjones1146]

I was the 610th like I ruined something beautiful

[@krisdoesart9643]

20 minutes of Jarvis falling in love with Jordan and forgetting he has other friends

[@MonkaBonka]

YES

[@a-pizza-pie]

His "Acquaintances" were gone by the end of the video. They were not "friends", only sent by the Father Zeffo for emotional upholding in their last hours. One by one, their Life Mandate will expire. Jarvis wishes to not think about it, as he is also not allowed to. Jordan is plotting his escape to The Outside, as he knows that once Jarvis is "away", he is next.

[@numburger]

Jordan is all a man needs in his life

[@jjiselle285]

jordan sounds like prince charming from shrek.... i love it

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Honeymoon? With whom?

[@breadpilled2587]

oh my god

[@Yoaster06]

What cause hes british nice

[@strangerr13]

Oh wow

[@bigchungus1078]

OH MY GODDDDDDD

[@atree9284]

“How long will I be away? Two or three days? How long will it take for that hideous thing to die?!” *Life span of large spiders: two years*

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Spider: I’ll live in here

[@molly.dog8brooke792]

No no no no nope... at this point she should just burn her house

[@unicorniorhian]

@@witheredbonnie9268 Then he's gonna invite his lover, have children, and carry out a long family line. She's never getting that house back.

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Unicornio Rhian if i was in That situation I would leave asap

[@sassyvelociraptor5625]

Some female tarantulas live to be 30

[@bellazara412]

I love how whenever Jordan speaks, everyone just stop and remain silent because he sounds very authoritative and addicting at the same time (at least to me). Also, I just can't get enough of his accent.

[@benandoscargamesgames2519]

Bella Zara is he English

[@rachelleredd8803]

That's a little creepy, but I can't say I don't agree

[@naomi.s1799]

Riight i'm definitely checking out his podcast now

[@strangeperson722]

He’s cute 🥺

[@Gree27]

It's nice it's whenever anyone speaks they're all so nice to each other :3

[@sof_t_]

"these are videos for children" ah yes, the most relatable children problem: having a set of fake nails and not being able to do shit

[@melvint-p9500]

nothing better than a fresh set of nails!

[@ascendedcat260]

Nothing better than a _fresh set of nails, _*_VICKY_*

[@beep3242]

See, you say that, but I know several 9 year olds who wear really big fake nails.

[@neshtastnikut]

And having a car and a apartment all for themselves

[@somesmolbean6944]

personally i hate it when i get too many groceries in my rental by myself and cant carry all of them in or when the house i live alone in has a plastic tarantula next to my couch so i have to skip town also when my nails break after me not being able to get my daily coffee so i got a soda i tried to open in the worst way possible and when my roommates don't wash the dishes causing me to wash them myself and spray myself with water and then after this happens i record it and narrate my self in 1st 2nd and 3rd person s i m u l t a n e o u s l y

[@acapellaplug5886]

I hate when I am washing a spoon and it summons a water demon.

[@TheRealGamingLegend]

Same

[@iv7nn]

So relatable

[@LittleWhole]

Ikr... gets me every time!

[@elliottp5455]

Oh yes

[@felixcat1291]

Yes, that is so relatible.

[@Zekali]

I'm not sure if you realized but... Your friends were taken away by the lord Zeffo near the end of the video... You are the only survivor

[@helpfulapple3125]

Mr. Jarvis I don’t feel so good...

[@prestoneo19962]

I don’t wanna go

[@kpmiller9726]

He had won....

[@pinklizard1589]

Why would they take one of their secret agents?

[@bishop782]

Jarvis: *pours an insane amount of soy sauce into sprite* Random man 3 miles away: "I feel a great disturbance in the force"

[@Bear_Song]

XD

[@anayshah3349]

Hello there

[@Nico-op9mx]

@@anayshah3349 General Kenobi

[@seacucumber679]

He stops mid sentence and says "does anyone else smell soya sauce and sprite?" And his wife goes "you mean two of my favourite things?" and then they file for divorce.

[@piccleface2223]

It must be zeffo...

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

Vicky: *exists* Narrator: There’s nothing better than a fresh set of nails. Right *_V I C K Y?_*

[@mr.original8304]

Autocorrect: "There's"

[@oli7085]

Why don't you come out and play *V I C K Y?*

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

Mr. Original Will Do :)

[@athyzkyh]

Where is the lamb sauce *V I C K Y?*

[@itsjamyesitis1225]

Vicky: please let me go home i wanna see my family

[@danilee216]

She was using Glade air refresher as bug spray 🤣

[@gnarls4480]

Ik I saw that too, lol

[@thejazzman5231]

shook tea I don’t see the problem

[@drbananas9503]

She needed to grab a lighter and light that spider up.

[@reverb6624]

Air freshener is actually just good smelling bug spray

[@melanysaldivar5652]

@@drbananas9503 I get the joke But I tried that and it's just water and other stuff

[@mg3873]

Jordan has to be my favorite in this video. That whole bit about Zeffo--perhaps it is his accent.

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

NOTHING LIKE A FRESH SET OF NAILS VICKYYY

[@amongusfan1998]

It was definitely the bit about me

[@emma-di5ly]

​@@amongusfan1998 YOUR EXCELLENCY

[@mileskilometers4302]

Lord Zeffo PRAISE LORD ZEFFO!

[@dumbybunni7606]

@@amongusfan1998 ALL HAIL LORD ZEFFO

[@basementdwellercosplay]

This video went from making fun of random people to creating a dystopian novel

[@sebby5839]

Actually this video was very helpful, I found my dad in my keyboard. So that’s where he’s been all these years!

[@No.1EspurrFan]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@lillytoriya2212]

Lmao!

[@neveenhaidar]

Really? I checked there and in the couch but i still cant find him

[@InvaderBB]

Bruh moment XD

[@tapedeck8267]

mine's still at the gas station

[@RyanTosh]

_This video has not been approved by the Great Zeffo_

[@TiarsV]

Who the hell is The Great Zeffo

[@RyanTosh]

@@TiarsV Jarvis lore. It's been four years (somehow) so I can't tell you from what video (I think it was a collab tho)

[@footman77]

I know what video this is from! This one. Literally this video.

[@GeorgeWilkins]

I like how Jarvis slowly loses his friends throughout the video and doesn't even notice.

[@cheese4434]

George Wilkins how

[@deadedea]

Omg Ur right

[@trpeli]

Can you explain what u mean m8?

[@eddiemate]

SpaceSlime Partway through, the ladies on our right just start slowly leaving.

[@ThePickler04]

Zeffo got them

[@arctrooperjesse7582]

The colide between the British boi and american boi is highly noticeable Yet satisfying.

[@thatoneguy9582]

i can physically feel Jordan’s accent and i love it

[@Shinkajo]

Colide?

[@TuesdaysArt]

Estelle predicted this video.

[@joshuapnbastar18]

This friend group looks like the diverse cover of a college brochure

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

@@BingBongWitch shut up

[@asmrtpop2676]

NinnaLinna oof you sound like a triggered freaaaak

[@sxturnxsistersx6455]

The girls didn’t do really anything honestly..

[@yeethittter1285]

W h e e z e

[@adawongbestgirl]

SxturnxSistersx this is a KZbin video???? Not a movie where people have to have character motivation and be related to the plot??? They’re just hanging out with their friends??

[@maxcarberry8531]

I don’t like conspiracy theories but his friends were definitely getting taken by zeffo one by one

[@auraliecherise]

Max Carberry who is zeffo?

[@auraliecherise]

Max Duff I finished the video now I get it 👍

[@crypted3603]

D e l e t e t h e c o m m e n t n o w

[@maxcarberry8531]

PetarTV just kidding Zeffo does not do this! Having never been in contact with Zeffo I should have never wrote these slanderous accusations. In all reality Zeffo is a nice down to earth guy! :)

[@samthegreatman]

Max Carberry XD

[@lusir.]

I'm starting to wonder how much these people are paid to make these facial expressions.

[@mchoo.8521]

Who?

[@Monotail_Razuin]

@@mchoo.8521 the channel

[@an_annoying_cat]

They are. Look at how much money Five Minute Crafts makes.

[@xxaudyxx2106]

They all look like surprised Pikachu faces

[@makicheese123]

Yeah, sometimes the go way to overboard. Like Mia in the lunchroom. Her expressions are so exaggerated (I think it's her lipstick, she overlined it by too much)

[@lucascantrell7219]

Fun fact, when you’re with a group of friends and you or someone in the group tells a joke, you tend to look at the person you admire most to see if they’re laughing. With that said, I think we all know who that person is to Jarvis.

[@GraveRobbertt]

Nice observation. I spotted this too.

[@patiencewallace8453]

Yes. There is definitely chemistry there.

[@connora4554]

Yeah they should start a podcast

[@excalibur_._8730]

They all look at Jordan, everyone loves Jordan. I love Jordan .

[@lilsunflower9655]

I spotted it too, I felt sort of bad for the girls they were kinda forgotten about

[@limediamond4595]

“She looks like she’s gonna try and kill the bug spray with the spider”

[@milopavelka2002]

Reside WTF

[@limediamond4595]

Monica Pavelka It’s a joke, the bird in my pfp is referring to the Talentless Cult owned by The Talentless Writer. If someone has this pic you have to remind them to eat their cereal

[@יאירמדינה-נ4ש]

@Artyom Kalashnikov eat your cereal

[@extrapathos]

Why do I see your pfp everywhere

[@-Sober-]

Lime Diamond I swear I’ve seen you from justsomebigfootwithinternetaccess to some other youtuber, to Jarvis. Wtf

[@Panda-py3yx]

Gosh darn! I murdered a man in cold blood again and have been charged with manslaughter and am facing 30 years in prison! What a relatable piping mishap am I right?

[@jessica.m.thornhill2300]

Omg sooo relatable! It’s a big pet peeve! Edit: wait did someone like this at 1:00? XD

[@noname-sk6zk]

_(pls read this in a drunk voice)_ yEAh mAn, sUuchh a relAtable pIPIng mIshAp amIrIte?

[@cyberspaced5000]

Bling Panda I hate it when that happens!!

[@thegreen3918]

Yes

[@thejay8963]

Just hide in your keyboard.

[@indys4335]

the amount of soy sauce in that drink probably has enough sodium to kill a man. “crazy” pranks, huh?

[@littleblueclovers]

You gotta be pretty crazy to kill a man just for the lols

[@LetsSaboogi]

Who would actually finish the drink

[@alleghanyonce]

MMMM, liquid heart attack! My favorite!!

[@SneakySalaXander]

@@LetsSaboogi Well, it's not so much the danger of finishing the mix. Usually soy sauce goes a long way, with just a couple drops. If- and I don't see how -they didn't smell it, it usually takes longer to notice a distinct difference between what your brain is expecting, versus what's actually being consumed. By that time, you could've ingested A LOT.

[@topsyturvy1097]

@@LetsSaboogi i would

[@carlybarker6180]

speaking from experience, this “school” looks exactly like a psych ward.

[@Mikey-jv5fv]

That explains everything

[@Jensenrobinb]

Is there a difference?

[@lucyla9947]

@@Jensenrobinb there is

[@Jensenrobinb]

@@lucyla9947 This is a troll don’t give it attention

[@furrybastard27]

Oh my god that’s why it looked familiar

[@infinitesauce8206]

this group of people is the ultimate combination i was literally pissing myself the entire time please jarvis, we need more of this

[@zsoltberencei]

I agree

[@TalosAcephalos]

I third this

[@spiritdox9774]

Jared: With jordan With: Sarah Jessica: Fan Favorite Pants: Pissed

[@peachymistake201]

what a piping mishap

[@adamahmed7470]

PISSING IS FORBIDDEN BY LORD ZEFFO!

[@frecklesandfries9209]

12:17 - That genuine laugh from you just lit up my day. You should have your friends in more videos, they seem to really make you enjoy this more. ^~^

[@nyrmac2084]

" thats like using a flyswatter for a goat" i love that and im not sure why

[@gamesandglory1648]

You have memories of zeffo's goat fights in the arena

[@minimantaray]

Dove Nightingale uhhh maybe don't fuckin do that

[@ronaldwhitson8089]

“I wonder how long it will take for that hideous thing to die!” Well then, a male tarantula can live up to around 5 years, and a female about 20. I guess that tarantula is getting some free real estate.

[@StarstormAnimations]

imagine an episode of Cribs but it's just the spider

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Star-storm Animations Me: nope

[@moondrop784]

its so interesting that one sex of tarantulas just... lives longer. i love those fluffy little things lmao

[@48917032]

@@moondrop784 Maybe the female ones do not engage in high-risk behavior like...arm wrestling? That is bound to be dangerous for a spider.

[@melaniemagolan2241]

@@48917032 I think the high-risk behavior is more along the lines of “being post-coitally devoured.” You know, after you’ve impressed the female with your sick arm-wrestling skills.

[@frickofficial]

*hits keyboard* *dad shoots out and crashes around the room* Me, with hands on my hips: it's been 6 years bud. You said you were going out to get milk

[@ldrapley]

Dad: aw Frick!

[@philippekrasnov151]

His name is tyrone

[@imnotgaybut7719]

frick bud

[@parkchimmin7913]

Dad: **runs away** I’m gonna get milk now. See you in 6 more years!

[@wordedhalo6746]

Ahhhh, the three most refreshing beverages. Coke, soy sauce, and sprite

[@gggannini2188]

I thought you were talking about the people with Jarvis lol

[@Moonlight-ow7fy]

@@gggannini2188 SAME.

[@brentsullivan9188]

Only one of these actually make sense. Its option D, None of them.

[@ottelo7773]

You pro pic sais it all🤣

[@wordedhalo6746]

William Kovar 😂 I searched “cursed scooby doo images” and this is one of the ones that came up

[@GothamKnight073]

7:22 is the best part of the video! "Nothing better than a fresh set of nails, Vicki"

[@noname-sk6zk]

A fresh set of nails... In your head.

[@GothamKnight073]

Wow, 72 Likes...

[@GothamKnight073]

Thanks for 219 Likes!

[@NerdyAntichrist]

Counting how many times Jarvis Looked at Jordan vs the girls. (This Includes The End where just Sarah was there as well as times where Jarvis looked at his screen and then looked back) Jordan: 111 Sarah and Jessica: 11

[@thegamingdogwr]

Geez , u counted all that ?!

[@abigailmiller3042]

Jordan: botany Everyone: perishes

[@donutsandgamesanime2181]

😂

[@beezzaroll]

Zeffo shall punish all wielders of the mystic art of botany

[@nimue_8317]

Had to replay it a few times 😂😂👌

[@kaiseanng6669]

Keyboard salesman: *slaps keyboard* This bad boy can fit so many *cats* in it!

[@demiwitch2898]

Kai sean Ng i can fit in it

[@andrewabate2570]

In?

[@sonoda944]

LOOPS

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

I love that Jarvis is friends with a guy who sounds like the dude who plays Jarvis in Iron Man. I feel like they bonded over being called J.a.r.v.i.s.

[@helloworld2409]

Hello sir

[@Lololsans]

This group of friends has the best chemistry..... and botany!

[@bek2026]

And ICT!

[@SHADOW_ROSE23421]

_laughs in british_

[@yugoxgc]

Jarvis: "Who are these made for?" Friend: "Kids" Me: Yeah All those kids with their own apartments, cars, box cutter knives, fake nails. Those Kids are everywhere

[@corvinstory]

fake nails maybe but yeah

[@hilariouswolf9759]

@Rachel Meadows you know you can edit your own comment

[@imanidiot2928]

@Kein Herz アニ thank autocorrect

[@imanidiot2928]

@Kein Herz アニ we all know that we went to school.. they might not be from this country

[@imanidiot2928]

@Kein Herz アニ ok but it's not the end of the world. just let it slide

[@ghostlyastronaut7925]

i like how ur friends start disappearing one by one so relatable

[@sophie-bt2rd]

"these are forbidden by zeffo" LMFAO

[@Cur1ocity]

Love ur icon

[@sophie-bt2rd]

Dani Boo gotta love sheith

[@s.monion6012]

Oh my god Voltron YESSSSS!!!!

[@eldritch_midnight6007]

“Call me krabby patty” “or don’t!” I died,

[@beefykeith48]

nobody: jordan’s voice: *is absolutely gorgeous*

[@carterjean]

british jarvis

[@alyssashih2895]

Jordan is 🤭🤭 too

[@simona.4673]

@@alyssashih2895 YES

[@lizc.671]

I *heard* this comment

[@eggnoodle7391]

Why did I read it in his voice?

[@flyingrafts7287]

Friend: So, how was your day? Me: Not so good, I had a *PIPING MISHAP* Friend: .....

[@colorbar.s]

Breloom!!

[@flyingrafts7287]

@@colorbar.s I don't even play Pokemon anymore, but Breloom is my favourite Pokemon because he's awesome. He was also my favourite Pokemon to use in my Alpha Sapphire playthrough. Sorry if this was long xD

[@treebee2958]

Tbh I thought a piping mishap was about baking?! Like frosting...

[@anarkizt]

Crystal Spark I thought it was like constipation or diharrea (that’s misspelled oops)

[@leftredditcollaboration2769]

It’s okay, mate. It’s just a product of aging. Take some viagra and that mishap should just clear itself up.

[@sabrinaleedance]

Theyre all laughing together because everything is funnier amoung chemistry with friends and im just sitting here alone in silence on my couch and now I feel really pathetic

[@TehMr]

I'll be there for youuuuuuuu

[@legomeister6966]

Creep

[@GraveRobbertt]

Did you find some friends?

[@jayofthedead7750]

Same tbh

[@keishavasquez4846]

i’m laying down alone on my bed but this video actually made me laugh so it don’t gotta be like that

[@C_M_R]

When Jarvis spits on Jordan while talking (18:32) and Jordan just discreetly wipes it off ... that's friendship. 👍🏿

[@MonkaBonka]

Just homies being homies

[@typhlosionbr1493]

It would be amazing if at some point we found out that Jarvis is actually an employee of those channels that works by milking more and more money out of these crappy videos... Just kidding, Jarvis doesn't make money at all

[@abbinormal407]

Troomception

[@victordeluca7360]

Jarvis is doing his best

[@Gloomdrake]

Save Pewdiepie Wait, THEY say YOU live there? Are you implying that you don’t know whether or not you live there?

[@k_41e]

He got paid by them to make that actually happened title website

[@sambradley9091]

@Save Pewdiepie ...what

[@olivegardensrestroom688]

Troom Troom: I'm the worst and most cringy channel unrealtable on KZbin 123 Go: Hold my crafts

[@BluesyTube]

SøDøllsøme omgosh yes

[@kayleighhooper7021]

Hold my soy sauce coke

[@qvq9318]

Hold my cleaning sup- I mean soda

[@v8244]

hold my hotglue AK47

[@DaaimKhanPlayz]

yes the table is very unreal

[@Sr79285]

I want to see Jordan in more videos. I laughed so hard the whole time.

[@terminallycapricious708]

We stan Jordon

[@froggychair1111]

I agree

[@GrapesUponHerVine]

Jordan for president

[@swordswaltzing]

jarvis plugged it in the description but jordan has a dnd podcast that he dms on and he's so funny on there too

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

The faces they make in those videos is so unsettling, like straight from a horror movie. Like the lipstick is over drawn too which is ...

[@garfmeister7854]

Actually this video is extremely helpful! I found my husband in my keyboard!

[@francesmeriveles7858]

Another Comedy guess he was caps lock-ed

[@notledpencil1021]

Really? I found my dad

[@ketaminepoptarts]

i found my computer monitor in my keyboard. i wonder how i used my computer while it was missing?

[@alexander_yoko]

:)))

[@reactionevil2866]

He bacc wit da milk?

[@Goronian]

Oh hi, Zeffo cakes. Sold mainly in Bulgaria and Russia. Which definitely confirms that this set of actors are Eastern Europe-based.

[@TylerLL2112]

Thanks for the report.

[@bruhchamp16593]

Then that must mean that Zeffo is responsible for the regulation of almost all of the crappy KZbin channels... *IN EASTERN EUROPE!* 😨

[@0uijidem0n]

zeffo took over that whole half of the continent

[@amongusfan1998]

Hello?

[@emma-di5ly]

@@bruhchamp16593 Do NOT disrespect our one true leader like that

[@abbieq11]

Piping mishap! I was climbing inside my sewers like I usually do any dropped my phone. Classic piping mishap!

[@Ratsratsrats6473]

Abbieq11 so relatable😖😖

[@rainbow9299]

I couldn't tell if this was a joke or if it's real xD

[@7lawaneeena]

Nebula YT ....

[@tenthyukillme2049]

Oh no! I used one of my head shakes on this!

[@valenshinee]

@@rainbow9299 ... its a joke.

[@connersatterblom7661]

4:25 "That's like using a fly swatter on a goat." I need to start using this phrase.

[@EvanKashvi]

The most relatable thing in this video was Jarvis losing a friend for no reason 2/3 of the way in then another a few minutes later.

[@EvanKashvi]

@Rach ReadsFanfic I figured they just ended up having to leave lmao but it was still funny that it was /never/ mentioned like it wasn't happening LOL

[@cryed0]

LORD ZEFFO DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS TALK

[@EmilyEmerald]

@Rachtop probably just had something else to do

[@tengosueno6555]

jajajaj

[@sunidaze]

It was mentioned, lol. Right after the last girl cut out, I think Jordan said something similar to "it was nice to have this one on one talk" and Jarvis was like "alone"

[@etanu8308]

*slaps keyboard* *malnourished and crippled cat flys out of keyboard and dies on the table* Mr. Meowenton?

[@wombatpandaa9774]

The son of Lord Zeffo??

[@sei8932]

i don't even know what to say about that..

[@vertical7747]

Nah he had lots of food in there

[@krista_]

Lmao look at all the shit that came out he was probably actually disgustingly obese

[@mopbuckets4734]

I Don't Even Know nah, it looks like he had tons of food in there.

[@infinitesauce8206]

_I have my.. peak box of Zeffo, and _*_my FRESHLY GROUND PEPPER_*

[@itsafox9928]

Moral of the story: don’t wash spoons you’ll summon a water demon.

[@agenta8761]

Water: pretty much unharmful (unless your drowning) 123 go: MY EYES

[@jamisynmyst9461]

The term is “harmless”

[@mehkarma2772]

apparently water is toxic for the eyes now

[@shrekviperiii7226]

See, it's because in Zeffo's kingdom water is forbidden because it is harmful for him and because everybody has a bit of him in them the water hurts them too So water is only toxic to Zeffo the all mighty god of 123go

[@mehkarma2772]

Oh my god y

[@kazuichisouda2026]

No one: Agent A: "unharmful" Also, you're*

[@The_Real_Flump]

This video is amazing. Just 4 friends hanging out and making each other laugh. It has s such a genuine feel to it that so many other channels fail to capture. They feel manufactured, while this feels incredibly wholesome. Good job.

[@swagittarius5748]

OMG yes! You put my exact feelings about this video in words! I hope we see more from the squad ^^

[@PorticoDemos]

Okay, now I have to introduce u to CallMeCarson...

[@dasemmiyogurt6288]

Yup it was my favorite video from him.

[@silliesunnie]

preach

[@joshualim5750]

Noah Meyer d

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

9:29 i feel like this frame mixed with 12:18 would make for such a good meme format

[@treethief4987]

Oh someone should make this. Not me. I suck

[@SteamedBreakfast]

I'm on it

[@solangelo707]

@@SteamedBreakfast Let me see👀👀👀👀

[@snorIaxatives]

SteamedBreakfast Did you do it? 👁👁

[@NylaTheWolf]

you’re onto something

[@tasmanwhiting9605]

Watching Jarvis and his friends enjoy themselves in their Black Mirror -esque roleplay has totally made my shitty day, The nerd has redeemed humanity in these dark, unruly times.

[@saneplathreader637]

*Jarvis falling in love with Jordan for **22:32** minutes straight*

[@nevaehpinkney5053]

xxxtelethapy #Jorvis

[@Poopiecaca124]

Nevaeh Pinkney hell yes XD

[@Sunflower-sn9ij]

"Broooomance nothing really gay about it (nothing gay!)" 😂 lol i feel like bromance by ryan higa fits this

[@princeronnie9308]

What chu mean? They’re already in a relationship. They’ve just been secretly hiding it from everybody and long for each other when they’re in private.

[@tiffany.blewsXx]

wHY

[@TylrTheDstryr]

Wait, if you anything can pop anything out of the keyboard, does that mean..... Dad? Are you in there?

[@user-mg9kj8cd2s]

he's at the gas station

[@wulf768]

Now i gotta go find dad in the keyboard, he may not be dead after all!

[@brockmaardanstoned6830]

Zeffo is in that fucking keyboard

[@sigmagamingg420]

I knew you'd say that

[@ahmvd_dbgh]

Nope

[@ytirucsbo]

Jarvis is now the KZbin detective who goes deep into the depths of KZbin channels to find out what their true agendas are

[@abbinormal407]

Quick! Somebody not on mobile, photoshop Jarvis's face onto Detective Pikachu!

[@goggles8691]

@@abbinormal407 Jarvis is already that kid in the movie tho

[@janema6828]

Abbi Normal And IDubbz!

[@majesticalowls]

I now wanna get a job doing nails, so if someone called Vicky gets their nails done by me so I can say "Nothing better than a fresh set of nails, Vicky!"

[@paulwhitehouse7166]

I have never laughed so hard. Interviewer: So what, what do you like? Me: I like my soy sauce, my sprite and my fake nails, preferably all together...in a drink

[@giuseppepatane6601]

Honestly I'd love to see more videos with Jordan aka the British Jarvis. You guys are an amazing duo!

[@giuseppepatane6601]

@despacito 2 I don't think they add that much value to the video though

[@amantilla13]

@@giuseppepatane6601 i think they are a nice addition but what makes the video is the chemistry between jordan and jarvis.

[@moonlightwolfgacha6051]

Yasss !!!

[@SwampHydro]

*The holy Trinity* : Coke Soy-Sauce Sprite

[@BreakingWhite]

The true favourite things, totally not possessed by zeffo

[@Officiall_Bean]

Soy

[@skyisherelol3492]

Zeffo

[@lilmao4482]

The Godly Consumables Bleach Tide po-Jelly Poppers ~Gamer Girls Bathwater~** **dont do this please

[@SwampHydro]

@@lilmao4482 oh no please go ahead

[@clare-sv3do]

*For our next prank, we will be adding poison to our friends drinks so that everyone dies and we can summon water demons alone!*

[@frogwithafancyo7421]

fool Zeffo is always there

[@lianair4383]

*arent* *you* *excited* *VICKY*

[@bierutreal5212]

Piping mishap

[@awildtannerwasfound5045]

123 go says: *hello fellow humans, I am a regular person just like YOU*

[@user-si5fm8ql3c]

now playing : Human Music

[@franciscopontes775]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

[@bevin1609]

A wild Tanner was found *jUsT aNoThEr RuSsIaN*

[@yodathemassshooter5161]

Zuccccccc

[@awildtannerwasfound5045]

@Morro No. What is that? My username is my own creation.

[@contrainer_]

Missing: Krabby Patty Last seen 20:04 Sarah Last seen 21:12 Jordan Last seen 22:12 Please contact Lord Zeffo

[@riley1271]

20:03

[@aleighleigh9481]

And then there was one

[@eebomcgeebo2421]

Why contact me

[@cyanide3263]

Good job copying another comment

[@alanafoster1172]

No don't! Between you and me they found some carrots and well you know what happens from there.

[@ronk_thecat4002]

7:42 “(Victorian Accent) Nothing better than a fresh set of nails, right Vicky?”

[@desceri]

*another wonderful wednesday Vicky...*

[@lesigh3410]

He looks like the spitting image of Nick Cage in that frame

[@thatoneguy9582]

i’m fairly sure he only mentioned a _Victorian_ ghost because he could pull off that accent really well but it was fucking beautiful nonetheless

[@lesigh3410]

@@jaymercer4692 r/woooosh

[@ronk_thecat4002]

@@jaymercer4692 I'm not even American, I have no american relatives. So am I just american now? Aight, ok. I am actually Irish and live in Ireland so I think I know what a posh accent sounds like since I live near a very posh town.

[@jacobyuan9442]

Have they ever thought drinking that much soy sauce can actually kill a person?

[@kpmiller9726]

Your profile picture I-

[@shirendjorgee9320]

@@kpmiller9726 I, Giorno Giovanna can see everything..

[@haidynlejeune3950]

jarvis johnson: let's bring 3 people to be in the video he only focues on 1 OTHER PERSON: long arm johnson

[@lucass9792]

I'm glad you commented this, I can't help but notice

[@zesty3353]

hoW DID YT MESS UP DO BAD THAT IT SHOWED 3 COMMENTS ON THIS

[@conquistadorito]

When you see his friend at the beginning you think he's going to sound a lot like Jarvis because he looks sorta like Jarvis with glasses and different hair and then are completely thrown off when he sounds nothing like him

[@janeh9962]

For reaaaal

[@friendlyalpacca981]

I thought it was Jarvis brother

[@violinyay6632]

true wow

[@snazzyturtle3102]

👌

[@X3._.n3]

He looks like Jarvis when he put peanut butter in his hair

[@DanielaBodoh]

You can only get rid of 2 of the following: A piping mishap A spider bigger than your head A banana that’s 4 years old

[@shouldibeworried200]

My mom keeps a banana in the freezer. It's 10 years old today. Happy birthday banana.

[@applechomper6514]

I get rid of the piping mishap and the banana, I like spiders and would keep it as a pet

[@aetu35]

spider and piping mishap

[@the1stwing]

Piping mishap and the spider The banana will get rid of itself

@@shouldibeworried200 that banana is older than my sister

[@girliepopsunite]

My sister watches 123 go and this is how she talks now Her: “Hey sis, want some sanni ?” (123 go said sanni, to be sanitizer) Me: “um no thanks” Her: “please! You need it! Vicky and Amy would be mad!” Me: **quietly leaves**

[@nilesstandish1802]

I know your pain, my little sister does the same shit, minus the last bit.

[@bearrett_8783]

Poor you

[@hystericallover5989]

i’m the youngest in my family, but i can still sympathise

[@Liz.12-j2m]

hysterical lover me too

[@aquaticfilly0974]

She was possessed by Zeffo

[@nizam5568]

This might be in youtube rewind 2019. The future of this platform is dark.

[@Rilshock]

Nizam hope not

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

Splatoon is the worst game of all time. Why you hate splatoon it’s one of the best shooters I’ve ever played fine I still will accept your opinion but if you say fornight is good I will hunt you down

[@fizzle_exe]

@@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101 both are trash lol

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

f1zzle no fornight bad splatoon good why is splatoon bad it’s the most fun and interesting shooter with clourfull graphics and really pleasing to look at

[@TheGamingTeam101Tgt101]

Splatoon is the worst game of all time. Wow toxic way to toxic

[@nachotaco8036]

Female spiders lay eggs before they die. You my friend will have an infestation.

[@loganiushere]

TheManWithBrokenArm _ :D

[@loganiushere]

Also I just found out that I had a spider that had laid eggs under my stairs. So this almost happened to me. (I killed the spider and the babies using but spray)

[@baileysubliminals7192]

TheMiningTeam Now thats just cruel

[@baileysubliminals7192]

Good Scrumpy Its not hard to get rid of a spider

[@asmrtpop2676]

actually it depends entirely on the species 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Lightning_bugs]

This is one of the most fun and entertaining videos you've made. Made me laugh. Keep up the quality content. *Zeffo is the only true ruler of the world. Do not fall into the trap of the forbidden carrots and very oversized prop spiders that make people pack their suitcases and escape their very nice houses with white skies*

[@japansace]

I was so confused when that one guy said the “tenses” were changing, but then I realized he meant the narration (like first-person narration vs. third). But yes, he has a point.

[@hund7458]

I did a headshake and THEN a cringe. What a piping mishap!

[@noname-sk6zk]

yepwhatapipingmishapamirite

[@completelyoriginalname2701]

I did them at the same time. Whoops!

[@johnthornton5715]

I tried to cringe and headshake at the same time I choked whatapipingmisshap

[@blueblood992]

Me to

[@girldissected]

Whatapipingmishap!

[@aspeno6576]

The three genders: coke, soy sauce, and sprite.

[@bruhwhat8586]

I identify as an attack helicopter

[@herotehdude]

Pink Soda _Im disowning you_

[@iamimana]

@@reesespuffs8998 SKSKSKKSKS

[@aspeno6576]

I regret making this joke........

[@Blob69]

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!* FUNNY!

[@sirfatschnitzel602]

Unemployed Jarvis is much more edgy

[@toticustv1556]

SirFatSchnitzel I love you’re profile picture!!!!!!

[@dreska255]

@@toticustv1556 i like you are profile picture too

[@malaer1278]

@@dreska255 love ur profile pic 😍

[@thundersfruitsgraffiti9746]

@Spotty I love your profile picture 🤟😎

[@dumbyoshi1519]

Thunders Fruits Graffiti love your profile picture 😍🔥

[@jasminelondon690]

Why is like nobody talking about the faces that girl makes at 14:03 and 14:20? Seriously I think I'm going to see that in my nightmares

[@zmaja7212]

Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Jarvis looks at Jordan 🤣

[@transphobesarestillrampant]

Bruh YESS

[@xxXthekevXxx]

Jarvis never acknowledges the ladies on the couch. I’m convinced 21:17 is all he sees 😂

[@jvvv7]

Demonism they made a couple jokes... yeah you are right

[@DarkestDeeds]

This is a case of Fight Club psychosis. They were never there.

[@earltan7067]

Raindrops on roses And cola on bottles Dark brown soy sauce and white colored sprite soda Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things

[@becca295]

New bop😂🙌

[@alexysjamesfarmer3140]

Ehh, rhythm's way off. But like, it's still snazzy.

[@becca295]

@@alexysjamesfarmer3140 it's not off if you adjust how you say the words and the timing you put on each one

[@onecrunchypickle7934]

I've tried like 5 times and I cant seem to get the rhythm. Except for the last two lines. Is that just me or what?

[@alexysjamesfarmer3140]

@@onecrunchypickle7934 no, it's not just you, but like it's whatever.

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

Insane plot twist here. The narrator for all of their videos is literally the spider on the wall.

[@Heartsatyr]

Jarvis holy shit make more videos with Jordan. You guys have insane chemistry, definitely the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos

[@sea3530]

Reminds me of Noel an Cody

[@kokoalana]

Yeah definitely you're so funny together (Also his accent......)

[@zinan3831]

True!!!! (Also 100th) like

[@user-yj9vl6sb4u]

Watch sad boyz for more of then

[@TonioTalks1]

He got better videos but dis group is funny too

[@Berrybamboo112]

I’m absolutely loving Jarvis and Jordan making a black joke about that “dark color”

[@helgahufflepuff4782]

Damn that accent, how can you *not* listen to his podcast

[@ari_anon]

3:38 “now everyone give me a cringe-1, 2, 3... [doesnt say go]” jarvis you missed a good joke