The Worst ✨Confidently Incorrect✨ Tweets

[@xanithdegroot5407]

I love when community notes drop the formality for the really crazy and stupid crap. The "what the fuck" on the bad women's anatomy is so fuckin funny.

[@LordOfElysium]

Hello! I don’t and never have used X, can you please tell me what these ‘community notes’ are?? 😅

[@someone-gi5lq]

​@@LordOfElysium i think he explains it in the video, plus there are examples in the video

[@LordOfElysium]

@@someone-gi5lq yeah l SEE it existing, no need to be mean over a simple question.. where in the video because I don’t remember?

[@someone-gi5lq]

@@LordOfElysium i'm sorry i wasn't trying to be rude, i guess i don't understand your question then

[@ChaosTheChaos]

​@@LordOfElysium Comm notes are when people can band together and vote on a message to appear under a post that either gives the viewer more info on the matter, or corrects it

[@tinymittensdesign]

My best friend is bi. She's married to man. She's still bi. Being in a heterosexual relationship doesn't change the fact that she's still queer.

[@kawaibakaneko]

She can at look at girls with her husband, a win in my book

[@kimmyb8276]

Right. Not sure what the point of that one was. Hubby and I like looking at the girls (we are poly)

[@RissaGrrArg]

Appreciate you ❤

[@chuni5942]

​@kawaibakaneko the best thing about being in a gay relationship was exactly this

[@estoypoopin3937]

This 100%!! I’m bi and have been told that because I married a man that I was supposedly straight all along.. who’s gonna tell my ex girlfriends it was all fake apparently lol

[@KNYD]

At this point I'm pretty sure the sword keeps getting in videos just so that it can be marked as a business expense.

[@macklinillustration]

Listed as meme opener sword

[@anakinsghost4787]

You wouldn't remind everyone you has a sword every video if you were a youtuber with a sword?

[@BoxOfToasters]

​@@anakinsghost4787Why wouldn't you, Anakin's ghost from the popular film series Star Wars?

[@NutjobGTO]

I want a business sword now

[@TSteffi]

I would like this comment, but it has 666 likes and I don't want to ruin that number

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

24:33 I'm sorry, no. Queer women can marry men, queer men can marry women. OP could've been bi, pan, omni, ply, any orientation attracted to multiple genders, ace-spec, aro-spec, or trans. Their marriage to someone of a different gender does not mean they aren't queer. If I sound angry, it's at the community note writers, not Click. They wrote it in an intentionally misleading way, so I don't blame him for missing the issues with that.

[@GretchZ]

The original tweet said “gay”, though. If the tweet said “queer” then the notes would have been inaccurate.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

@@GretchZ I guess so, but so many people use "gay" to colloquially mean "queer" that I still wouldn't just assume OP is lying. I mean ig they should be specific, but also, it's just a tweet, ppl don't always talk 100% properly in tweets

[@dwarfy2k264]

@@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 If she was though why delete the account and not respond with "I'm bi" or whatever? Highly sus to delete an acocunt after getting called out.

[@gracen8010]

@@dwarfy2k264 she probably just didn't want to deal with harassment. it's not sus to not want to be dogpiled on twitter.

[@AceSpadespoken]

​@@gracen8010Especially since community notes are often seen as the correct side

[@KittyLovesFerries]

24:45 she didn't say she was gay, she didn't mention she was part of it, but you can be in a heterosexual relationship WHILE being in LGBTQ because, for example, you can be bisexual, genderfluid, transgender, etc

[@DelphiBellatrixRiddle]

"my femme presenting ass was denied service at a bar in manhattan because i was visibly gay"

[@alex_blue5802]

While that's true, if that was the case here she would probably have clarified instead of deleting her account. Community notes are funny but they're not infallible and they can say messed up stuff sometimes. But there are also plenty of grifters out there.

[@mikelwrites]

I'm going to agree with the person above me and say, as a bisexual agender person, i would've said "i'm bi lol", not deleted my account. it's kinda weird to delete your account over that if you are queer.

[@magnarcreed3801]

@@mikelwrites AYO same.

[@valentinewhite9298]

@@mikelwrites not really, considering how much harassment people can receive on twitter

[@digapygmy70]

Fun fact: there’s only one person in recorded history that’s been struck by a space rock and she lived! In 1954, a woman was taking a nap at home, and a meteorite crashed through her ceiling, landing on her thigh. She had a massive bruise, but was otherwise fine- the real problem started when her landlady decided that the meteorite belonged to HER because it was her property. 😅

[@elilange8793]

What. What iwas the landlord on

[@childeofepickness]

what was the landlord THINKING ⁉️

[@discordiacreates6669]

There's also the time one totalled someone's car by hitting the engine while it was... I think it was parked in the driveway for the night, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure a museum or some other group offered more then the car for that space rock so they ended up getting it either fixed or replaced with money to spare. I really don't think we have another recorded case of it hitting a human so while it theoretically could take someone out, it very much depends on circumstance as most meteorites are really grain of sand sized or not much larger and they're only very rarely larger due to how many are turned into fine dust by the upper atmosphere, so you have a much higher chance of dying to lightning. That said, the dinosaurs really drew the short straw with that asteroid, one in a quadrillion rocks large enough to cause any real damage and it had to come at that time

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

I remember this also happened in a 9-1-1 episode and resident good boy Buck brought this instance up off of the top of his head to the lady who was struck, and she asked, "How do you know that? Why do you know that?"

[@riverstyx7251]

@@elilange8793 that one’s pretty simple-Greed! The same thing every other problematic landlord is high on 😂

[@TheDarwinProject1]

Pr0n/sex addiction may be real, but within conservative/"purity" culture, there is SIGNIFICANT over/misdiagnosis used to justify/shame/"excuse" when men "get caught" watching ANY pr0n &/or cheating on their spouses/premarital or celibacy religious "expectations".

[@nielsjensen4185]

Anything can be an addiction, anything. Literally breathing can be an addiction. How addiction works is that when you get Input X it creates Y amount of dopamine, which is the reward the brain gives itself for behaviour it likes. If you feel excessive joy over the stimuli over repeated time you build a tolerance to it and need more of X to create an equivalent Y that you can feel. This is the reason people OD. They need more of the substance to feel the same amount of Y that they did in the beginning to produce an amount of dopamine that they can actually feel. The only exception I know of is meth since that drug destroys the dopamine-producing centres of the brain over time. People who become addicted to meth are literally unable to feel happiness in anything unless it involves meth. This is the reason meth is so uniquely dangerous.

[@someone-gi5lq]

yeah my girlfriend's mom (very mormon) literally left her husband because he watched prawn once like -_- my girlfriend actually did have an addiction to prawn when she was really young, and there's a difference between watching it every so often because you wanna do something about it, and it taking over your whole life and not being able to think about anything else

[@someone-gi5lq]

​@@nielsjensen4185 did you just wanna infodump or did you misunderstand the comment?

[@belleleona7843]

​@@nielsjensen4185 OP is talking about the context of Christian purity culture, which essentially shames any healthy, regular engagement in sexual activities, especially anything that's not heterosexual, marital sex. So while addictions DO exist, what a Fundamentalist calls a "p-rn addiction" is NOT typically a clinically diagnosed or recognized addiction- the person might just watch it a few times a month. I grew up in this culture and it's EXTREMELY restrictive.

[@minestar2247]

@@someone-gi5lq to be honest, that comment is a little bit hard to understand. And info dumping is an act by the highest of (definitely not) scjolars

[@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832]

Actually... being in a heterosexual marriage doesn't stop you from being visibly gay. They could be Bisexual or in the closet. Although the wording doesn't quite hit for it, they could also be heterosexual and simply appeared to be visibly gay. So it's entirely possible they were denied service for being visibly gay.

[@LadyLexyStarwatcher]

I had a cat with diabetes. She was a spoiled brat too. Gave her shots twice a day. Sadly her kidneys gave out. She passed on pride... she was apparently actually a male... TRANS KITTY. I still miss her.

[@erviatangerine5108]

My friends had a cat they though was female for 5 years. Turned out it was a male cat 🐈 welp... trans kitty it is 😂

[@Pretermit_Sound]

When I got my cat, I thought he was a female for the first week or so. When he got more comfortable around me, he started showing me his belly (going on 5 years now), and his little ummm, boy part poked out, and I called my mom (she rescued him and gave him to me. She also thought he was a girl), and said “I think I can confidently say the cat isn’t a girl”. We both laughed, but I love him just the same 😻

[@phi4721]

She wasn't trans. You just found out her actual gender

[@ApparentlyINeedAChannel]

Just wanted to say as a bi person, the response to 24:23 bothered me. Bi erasure and all that. I don't know if they were straight or bi or whatever but saying they cannot be descriminated against for being queer because they’re in a heterosexual marriage just felt like a step backwards into saying everyone has to be homosexual or heterosexual. They didn't say they were a lesbian. Yes, they said "gay" but a lot of bi people will refer to themselves as gay when the specificity is irrelevant. I know it wasn't intended in a negative way but it bothered me regardless. Being in a straight relationship doesn't mean a bi person is no longer bi. They could be straight but we don't know and cannot or at least shouldn't automatically make that assumption. Edit: had referred to them using she/her pronouns but as was pointed out to me we don’t actually know

[@ichbinben.]

I think they're a guy, maybe nonbinary, but they seem to read as a man to others. They said they're femme, and therefore visibly queer, so I don't think they're a woman. But other than that you're totally right. I'm kinda disappointed in Click. Edit: They could be a trans woman though, but they wrote "femme presenting", so I think they don't (at least fully) identify as a woman, or they maybe would have phrased it differently.

[@ApparentlyINeedAChannel]

@@ichbinben. That’s a good point and it didn’t even occur to me, thank you

[@protoborg]

I prefer the original meaning for gay; happy and carefree.

[@RexytheRexy]

I was surprised by Click's response to that post. Going along with that erasure, and not thinking twice about the person leaving Twitter - that isn't evidence of anything (getting out of there rather than facing flaming on Twitter seems like a solid idea) - when you make videos reacting to bisexual-focused reddit posts... Yeah. Not great.

[@LoZander]

I was thinking the same thing. I reckon Click interpreted gay as meaning strictly into same sex. It probably just didn't occur to him in the moment that it could mean something else. And if that's the case, then the straight marriage would indicate a lie. I reckon that had he realised it might mean something other than homosexual (such as bi), he wouldn't have responded the way he did. So I don't think he meant to indicate that a straight marriage invalidates a bi identity. I'd chuck it up to an honest interpretive oversight on his part. Ofc. I can't know what he was thinking, but giving him the benefit of the doubt, I see this as a fairly likely explanation given his general stance when it comes LGBTQ+ matters.

[@nimlosse]

The whole "it's on alibaba for $5" thing is tricky. Those sites (Alibaba, temu, shien, etc) will steal the photos and info from other companies and make a cheap rip-off version and sell it for significantly less than the real one. Some of them are dropshippers doing a ridiculous mark up. Some of them are victims of theft.

[@Alias_Anybody]

This might apply to some niche fashion, handcrafting and graphics stuff, but whenever it's about electronics, watches and toys it's usually the other way around, cheap Chinese products getting dropshipped by some wannabe.

[@wahlflower3517]

I think the best example I've seen is Safiya Nygaard's video about buying the same trendy dress for a wide variety of prices, ranging from four dollars to two hundred dollars. All of the knockoff dresses that arrived were cheap floral dresses that didn't match the images. Some never showed up at all. And most of those sites were quickly wiped from the internet and probably rebranded to sell the next trend of clothes. Rinse and repeat.

[@nimlosse]

@@Alias_Anybody yes if it’s electronics but in this video it was a mug design and a display. It doesn’t happen just happen with niche designs; ai bots scrape the web for images and then whip up scam websites with those images constantly. I’ve had my art stolen and I know so many just in my industry who have had theirs stolen.

[@Lilian040210]

Aliexpress, Alibaba and Temu are marketplaces with a ton of different businesses/sellers. That's like a digital mall with different, unconnected shops. They do not produce, steal or rip off anything. Just like Amazon and eBay. Idk why y'all westerners so confused with this.

[@Just1Nora]

Yeah, art theft, particularly digital art theft is so prevalent and can be innocent to malicious. I had to explain to my bff a number of years ago that saving a photo from Google and getting it printed to hang on her wall was theft. She wasn't selling copies or anything, but even innocent theft out of ignorance hurts artists. Also, watermark EVERYTHING artist friends, and I'm talking big, annoying, cover the image watermarks. You can never be too careful.

[@Maerahn]

7:58 - Okay then.... 1 - Women are not Dysons. 2 - Sir, if you ever want to actually engage in The Naughties for realz, you're going to have to come up with a WAAAY better excuse for being too lazy to actively contribute anything to the process.

[@minestar2247]

Yeah, even I, a teen in a very conservative culture, know that it's usually the man that does most of the movement for it to work

[@voidsatas1524]

That or if you're so damn lazy, get a dom woman. Like sure you still gotta contribute more than just laying there but CMON JUST SAY YOU'RE A SUB

[@eclat4641]

@@minestar2247i never got that

[@lemonhead2833]

I think we're looking in the wrong place. This man is clearly just begging to be topped by a big strong man

[@blueStarKitt7924]

​@@minestar2247What if the lady is on top?🤔🤷

[@booletric]

ITS CLICK TIME EVERYONE!!!!

[@Oishii.Tamashii.]

CLICK TIME LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@ace-demiromantic-girl1129]

Clicky wicky ❤

[@mr.freddimations9701]

Yahoooo clickeyyyyyy

[@dio_812]

The only cure for sadness

[@RuthBhmand]

Click o’clock ❤️

[@starlowe4891]

24:30 did the Click forget about bisexuals? because like, being in a heterosexual marriage doesn't negate being bi or pan. not to mention that straight people can be denied service because the business thinks they are gay. like being denied service has little to do with the person's actual sexuality since we don't all have out sexuality on our foreheads, its all about what the business assumes about the person and what the person displays unto the world. and being community noted and shared on reddit kinda increases the exposure of the post which like. for a post saying to be more supportive, this might not have been the best move on community note's part

[@ichbinben.]

Yeah, that really bothered me. There's a lot of ways in which a gay person could be in a heterosexual marriage. Maybe they're bi, or pan, or otherwise not exclusively attracted to the same gender. Maybe they got married before they realized they were gay, and they haven't gotten divorced (yet). Maybe they and their partner are somewhere on the ace/aro spectrum and married platonically, but they are at least somewhat attracted to the same gender, so they also identify as gay. Maybe they use "gay" as an umbrella term, similar to "queer" or "LGBT+". Maybe they or their partner are non binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, or trans, but because their and their partner's genders assigned at birth are different, the commenter classes them as straight. There are so many possibilities, so Click treating it as "heterosexual marriage = can't be gay" is really disappointing.

[@protoborg]

@@ichbinben. I'm pan and often gay. No. I'm not homosexual. I am just very happy sometimes. :P

[@winterduck1417]

my only guess is that click just forgot that “gay” is sometimes used as an umbrella term, which in itself is kind of stupid to be honest. While yes the term gay can be relatable to bi and pan people, it gets confusing when you post about it as a bi/pan/whatever person calling yourself gay, while not being lesbian/gay

[@GretchZ]

The word was gay. If you’re worried about erasure (a real issue) I think lumping bi and pan people in with gay people seems pretty ironic.

[@seigeengine]

Nobody forgot about bisexuals. We fucking couldn't if we wanted to because you won't stfu.

[@KaeraNeko]

I'm kinda disappointed that the easter bunny community note didn't also go into how "transgenderism" isn't a real thing. I'm pretty sure it's a word made up by bigots to dehumanize trans people as an ideology rather than an identity.

[@phi4721]

I identify as not accepting that identity. Now, accept my new identity, or you're a bigot.

[@cactus.man_]

My dog has recently become an alcoholic and won't stop eating rotting apples he finds all over the ground. He'll eat as many as he can until we have to wrestle him away from the trees. AA will not accept animals, please advise

[@GretchZ]

Take the dog for walks in different.

[@GretchZ]

Places.

[@Ovyoxrz]

Keep him inside for a while, or maybe get one of those big cones of shame when outside so that he cannot eat apples off of the ground. If it gets bad, you can take him to the vet; they have seen everything.

[@feuerling]

No more off-leash adventures near apple trees.

[@cactus.man_]

My dog sits on the couch and watches football all day and beats his dog wife when we tell him he can no longer eat apples :(

[@lostshadows768]

I can't believe the coal and peanut butter thing keeps popping up. Mythbusters tested that one. It involves microwaving the mixture. The result: It's a great way to destroy a microwave.

[@AIHumanEquality]

I could have told you coal in your microwave would destroy it without mythbusters. Don't put minerals in a microwave. Radiation focused on minerals is gonna equal explosion or combustion. That's basic science.

[@damienearl8302]

@@AIHumanEquality Especially when those minerals are clumped together into a substance known for how well it burns

[@lostshadows768]

@@AIHumanEquality I'm sure they knew that too. They definitely knew it after the first microwave caught fire. (I don't remember how many they destroyed.)

[@discordiacreates6669]

​@@damienearl8302til peanut butter is flammable, but it actually makes a lot of sense after half a second of thought when peanut butter is high in fat and old oil lamps favored whale blubber (fat) for how well it burned, so ofc, fat is flammable. Mixing that with coal, which is not only flammable but can keep still burning embers inside it for a pretty long time after a fire burns out due to how long lasting it is and those things combined with a microwave is surely only a good time to a pyromaniac into property destruction as well. Oh, and plastic is fairly intolerant to heat so even if ya don't charbroil your microwave, good luck scraping that melted mess out of everything Tbf I've seen someone share the recipe for mustard gas as a "diy art project" for kids, at least some of the people sharing stuff like charcoal in peanut butter are probably fully aware of the harm they could cause and some might be banking on it causing harm so they can delete that burner account and do it again next week when they get found out

[@KiboSanti]

Anyone else remember the KZbin channel "is it safe to microwave this"?

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

2:51 While pr0n adiction is real, I suspect the original poster was referring to how certain religious fanatics are so "purity" driven that they call anyone who watches it at all, or a "normal" amount, as being addicted to it so they can guilt them, gain further control over them, etc. Those same people believe that self-fun is a major s3xual sin right up there with unaliving people. I've heard many mormons think like that.

[@TheGeekyRedMage]

I've seen the original tweet and their various replies, and yeah, that is essentially what they mean along with the growing "purity" culture in various fandom spaces. So yeah, I get what they are trying to say, but they either misspoke or were misinformed into thinking that p*rn addiction isn't real when instead it's that many people are using it as a buzz word to shame people regarding sex and sexual fantasies.

[@Southernguy41]

Ok Karen.

[@alex_blue5802]

Yeah I've seen that kind of behavior online so I understand where OP was coming from on that post.

[@kitkatbreaker1270]

​@@Southernguy41wrong use of karen

[@osheridan]

That's not even remotely what they said though, is it?

[@JUMALATION1]

22:01 "blue eye" is directly translated from the Swedish "blått öga / blåtira", which is the equivalent of the English expression "black eye" (bruise around your eye). I found that kind of funny 😄

[@Floweroftheburningwoods]

The song 'blue eyed girl' just got hella dark 😢😂

[@TheGeekyRedMage]

I want to comment on the post regarding the person talking about being visibly queer, getting harassment, and the community post noting how the person is in a hetereo marriage. While I wouldn't be surprise if the person is just lying about be queer for clout (and thus why they deleted their account), I would remind people that just because someone is in a hetereo relationship doesn't mean that they are straight. Sexualities like bisexuality and pansexuality don't just disappear when you're in a hetereo relationship after all. So I'm admittedly conflicted on this community note in particular because there's not enough information to know if the OP really did try to appropriate queerness or if people ended up abusing the community note feature to enact biphobia and what not. After all, there could be various reasons why the person deleted their account.

[@GretchZ]

Visibly GAY. They said GAY. If you’re worried about erasure, I recommend using either a more general term (eg, actually using “queer”) or a more specific one (bi, pan etc).

[@Ramon_nN1alt]

me, a dutch person, watching people try their best to pronounce dutch:

[@aaronjones5191]

As an American staying in Belgium, Dutch sounds a lot closer to German than what Click was doing.

[@AnnekeOosterink]

@@aaronjones5191 He sounded Swedish to me (a Dutch person) but some of the words were pretty close to the correct pronunciation.

[@persooniemand8346]

Fellow cool little bean!

[@linkvos]

Same here 😭😭

[@robinvogel5128]

​@AnnekeOosterink he is Swedish, so that makes sense

[@AliceSylph]

Cool note: most oil isn't dinosaurs but masssive trees! During the carboniferous period (before dinosaurs), there were massive, and I mean MASSIVE trees and plants. So much oxygen in the air and no one eating them. So when they died they didn't decompose like they do now, they just sort of fell on top of each and got crushed into the earth. Trees are cool 😎

[@armie4172]

Yes, it is mostly vegetation- and also a massive amount of it is simply the product of phytoplankton and various single celled organisms from ancient seas.

[@discordiacreates6669]

Yup, fossil fuel isn't actually dinosaurs, at least not the majority of it, so by definition, it is not cool because it is not dinosaur, and dinosaurs are cool ofc

[@John_Weiss]

Yes. The fungi that exist today that feed on lignin hadn't evolved yet in the Carboniferious, so there was nothing to feed on dead plants and trees.

[@HaloInverse]

@@John_Weiss That's a wild thing to think about. Dead trees just lying there until something else grows over it because "rotting" hadn't been invented yet.

[@John_Weiss]

@@HaloInverse I know, right?

[@elliotschnabel8364]

6:58 - 7:04 "Community notes, please. Please. The horse is already dead. You don’t have to blow it up, too." The way he delivered those lines made it extra funny.

[@Cassxowary]

and he’s right too!

[@childeofepickness]

read this as he said that

[@petercaliver]

I love how the editing makes it look like the fedora keeps suddenly materializing on his head when the incel energy becomes too strong

[@melodycuthbert4840]

I’m bisexual & I have been married to a man for over 20 years. I have had 4 long term relationships with women & a handful of short term relationships in that same time. My husband has not chosen to pursue a secondary relationship of his own. Being in heterosexual marriage doesn’t mean that you aren’t still bi.

[@Mondkreischer]

She wrote that she's gay. Not Bi. Otherwise you're absolutely correct, I don't stop being ace either, doesn't matter who I marry💜

[@questionair151]

​@@Mondkreischer gay is often used as an umbrella term for anything not straight. I am pan but refer to myself as gay all the time. Literally all my bi/pan friends and my husband do this too

[@GretchZ]

…but not gay.

[@GretchZ]

@questionair151 That sounds like a shortcut to confusing people.

[@questionair151]

@@GretchZ sounds like a skill issue lol

[@AIHumanEquality]

The most confidentially incorrect thing I've seen is people saying socialized medicine(universal healthcare) raises doctor wait times. Even had someone confidently say that in Canada and the UK you have to wait 3 months to a year to see a doctor. I live in Canada I've never had to wait longer than a week to see a doctor for regular things and 2 hours for ER treatment. The only things that have longer wait times are elective procedures like plastic surgery that aren't vital to your health.

[@yuzuchi5381]

in germany i jsut go to my doctor and wait like 1h ..... only for specialized Doctors we have longer wait times

[@xylophone_888]

i live in russia and literally the only reason why you might have to wait longer than half an hour is the sheer amount of grandmas going to the hospital solely because they want to bother the doctors due to withdrawal from addictive meds, when i needed to do med checks for school i could literally be done with some stuff in under ten minutes, if a small town in a country as ruined as mine can do it usa can too

[@FunkyLittlePoptart]

Yup. Same. I'm in Toronto, and last time I went to the ER, my wait was about 15 minutes. (That being said, it does depend on what you're there for. I once waited 5 hours about a sprained wrist. However, the people ahead of me had life threatening illness which were more important than my ouchie.)n Add in the cost of zero, and it's hard to beat Canadian healthcare!

[@Okami_HD]

in the uk wait times are awful but as you can see from other countries, it has nothing to do with the fact that its social healthcare, its because the nhs is underfunded to high hell.

[@sharkieboy7129]

Also wait times for specialists are extremely long in America too, I have to wait around 6 months to get an appointment with my very necessary specialists

[@justinebidulopoutchini9774]

I know it was in a past video! But click when you showed your rock collection, the white shiny one was called selenite! (I love rocks too, and it’s one of my favorite! 😋💚)

[@TheDragonInTown]

i have some selenite it's so pretty in light

[@justinebidulopoutchini9774]

@@TheDragonInTown haha i have on that’s kinda shaped like an egg, and I slept with it as a kid 😝

[@chelseagonzales4294]

Selenite is the one that usually looks like condensed milk spaghetti blocks and form from calcite, right?

[@Lilacx25]

I genuinely want a Click Rocks side channel, just so we can watch him go and talk for hours about rocks and other things he likes hehe!

[@cwcsemiautomated2618]

I love rocks they’re so tasty

[@hmspretender]

With the groundhog post. He was actually stealing crops, the guy did place cameras to catch the culprit. The guy and his family decided to make a small garden specifically for the ground hog as he had made his home under the shed you see in the picture. He was also providing food as the groundhog in question found a mate and she had a baby under that shed.

[@demiifrost]

32:45 As an artist, I get message requests all the time from bots, and it's ALWAYS something along the lines of, "can you draw a portrait of my son/dog/cat? I'll pay you $300" My soul crushes a little every time I get one of those too, cause at first I always think it's someone requesting a commission.... But it's just a bot

[@Yummyartsoup]

29:40 there's some moose that get drunk from berry bushes in my neighborhood every fall. Then they take naps

[@titaniumteddybear]

The first poster is referencing the fact that you can be diagnosed with "p-addiction" even if the only negative symptom is that it has an unhealthy emotional impact. They are missing two key things. 1. That criteria only applies to some people. Other people get the diagnosis because their addiction has gotten them fired, ruined their marriage, or even gotten them arrested. 2. If something has a serious negative impact on your emotions and you can't stop doing it then that definitely is a problem that might require treatment. I am a psychologist.

[@John_Weiss]

Question for you, as a professional: Wouldn't _actual_ pr0n addiction just be a specific form of a compulsive behavior? And how often is "pr0n addiction" really just part of a completely different psychological disorder, with the pr0n viewing being the activity-of-focus instead of, say, pulling out your hair or washing your hands? Edit: Something else I forgot to include: How many people with a "sex addiction" turn out to _actually_ be bipolar, and their "addiction" to sex is actually just them being in a manic-phase?

[@mikejeffries3333]

Another question I'm been curious about, if you don't mind me asking: obviously, things like drugs, p-stuff, and gambling are, to some extent, designed to activate a hormonal response that makes one addicted to it, but theoretically, could any and everything be potentially addictive? Like, if someone gets some huge adrenaline rush from putting Legos together, could they get diagnosed with a Lego addiction if it gets serious enough?

[@johanloubser8138]

​@@mikejeffries3333As far as I know, anything can be addictive. But certain drugs are also physically addictive on top of the psychological addiction someone can develop with respect to anything.

[@lucyandecember2843]

o.o

[@cantobot1234]

im not well versed in psychology so you could be 100% correct, but i recommend you don't just claim to be a psychologist on the internet, even if you actually are one, because it's not provable. i am the president of the united states.

[@domoniquekennedy9727]

You can also be gay in a "straight" marriage... I'm just as bisexual as I was before I married by husband and he is just as bi as vefore he married me lmao. "Visibly gay" could mean wearing pride merch or you have an androgynous look or even that you are a feminine man or a masculine women because so many people especially outside the lgbt community would base "Visible gayness" on a stereotypical look.

[@olivewood9441]

i just left a comment about this too, it sucks that someone who is selling pride merch is so quick to parrot such biphobic sentiments, especially making fun of someone trying to spread awareness about homophobia :((

[@ichbinben.]

I was looking for this comment! I have a friend who is the inverse of that: She's very butch, and she identifies as a lesbian, almost all of the people she's ever been attracted to or involved with were women, but she has very rarely been attracted to guys. She doesn't feel comfortable calling herself bi, because it's so rare for her to be attracted to men. But she'd been in a relationship with a guy for about two years now, they recently broke up though. If she had been denied service, insulted, or attacked while she was dating this guy, she would still have been gay, and it would still have been homophobic. Kinda disappointed in Click here.

[@alex_blue5802]

I think a lot of the time he just reads the community notes and doesn't think too deeply about them. There was also one that seemed transphobic.

[@ApparentlyINeedAChannel]

Exactly. I left a comment on his myself and have been going through and liking every other one I can find because this bothers me

[@phoxy8311]

​@@alex_blue5802Which one?

[@CrappyAxe]

We need a poorly designed click 3D game with the main character being a Lara-Croft-esque click with his sword slaying racists, misogynists, homophobes and POSs and fills up his bingo

[@minestar2247]

Your wish will soon be made real

[@falconstudios146]

The Bingo Card is his super meter

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Will his butt be enlarged?

[@seekervaltriz9447]

It's just catboy Click dressed exactly like Lara Croft

[@appletree13]

I'd play that

[@Diamond123682]

35:57 Viewers added context: The Click does, in fact, know what furry means.

[@tealkerberus748]

No he doesn't. He's never heard the word before.

[@stevenjean6060]

Why is this not the top comment?

[@LowCountryMatt]

Commenters added context: The Click does not, in fact, know what furry means. He has never covered r/FurryIrl... even though he really should

[@mr.perfectcell1887]

Actually, Click, compulsive sexual behaviour disorder (CSBD) as an impulsive control disorder. But neither and the American Psychiatric Association's DSM-5 nor the DSM-5-TR recognize ompulsive pornography consumption as a mental disorder or a behavioral addiction. It absolutely was coined by various branches of the Christian church.

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

36:08 In case you don't know, Riley Gaines is campaigning against trans women taking part in women's sports, so her being transvestigated is extra ironic. (Then again, they did it with J.K. Rowling too at some point.)

[@danser_theplayer01]

Don't.. head for the caves. You increase your chance of dying as not nearly all caves are safe, you could poke yourself, slip and fall, get stuck, get bit by a sick bat, drown or get stuck because of a regular expected flood etc. etc.

[@protoborg]

MOST caves ARE safe, you twit.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Nice anime pfp, freak. You’ll never be worth anything.

[@Seventysevenstars]

What would rizz be a slur for and who would be allowed to use it what 😭

[@TheSkyGuy77]

It was a copypasta

[@Roozyj]

Misogynistic, apparently, so it's against women... with.. charisma?

[@minestar2247]

@@Roozyj probably against "basic Birchwood" or something cause they got no charisma, but it aint how slurs work

[@NekoChanSenpai]

The person clearly doesn't know what a slur is

[@battlesheep2552]

I'm sick of all these damn rizzes stealing my job

[@branard5748]

about the whole cancer one, they was probably going to wait till a lot of people was engaging with their account and then drop a paypal or some other type of online pay account to "help fund treatment" and set a arbitrary goal that they wouldn't keep people updated on

[@StephanieZuma]

24:35 IDK if is a language barrier for me, but is important to remember: bissexual people exist, I can marry a man and still be bi/pan, I can marry a woman and not become a lesbian... Is confusing to me, because in English, specially in the USA people can use GAY for everyone that's NOT hetero, so I don't know if she meant LESBIAN or just BI but used gay like a "umbrella term". Bi people are still bi when in all types of relationships

[@GretchZ]

That’s such a counterproductive practice. Bi person: “I’m gay” Potential romantic partner of other gender: *ceases interest*

[@seigeengine]

You're conflating two different uses of the word "gay." Someone who is gay is a homosexual, typically a male homosexual. Someone who is gay could also be anyone, even someone straight, just acting in a way stereotyped as the signifying homosexual behaviour (again, typically of men).

[@GretchZ]

It’s self-erasure

[@michaelsaunders1400]

15:26 Notice how the Police Office's tweet NEVER SAYS _who_ killed the dog. It doesn't say whether the dog was killed by the suspect, or any way otherwise. So now we're in the dark on whether the Police Department left that out to not look (as) bad, or if they thought it was too disturbing to mention. Oh, by the way... *_DO NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!!!_*

[@alex_blue5802]

It's actually a perfect example of a sinister trend in police or war reporting. When the police or the army has done something bad then its neutral, passive language that never places any blame.

[@protoborg]

Jumping to conclusions can lead you to a long fall.

[@samuelmellars7855]

​@@alex_blue5802 I can't remember the exact wording, but someone named the vocab choice as the passive _exculpative_ or something like that. The difference between "the cops shot unarmed civilian" and "there was an officer-involved shooting" is quite large.

[@Suchega_Uber]

That post about the person being in a heterosexual marriage could have been bisexual, but got cyberbullied into deleting their account because they used the word gay instead of bisexual. It's super common for bi people to get a lot of bigotry for getting into a heterosexual relationship. They also specified that they were femme presenting, but didn't specify gender id. Sounds like it would be fair to assume this person could be non binary, and call themselves gay to avoid meaningless confrontations, which again leads to them being unfairly harassed for not being hyper specific about their gender and sexual orientation. Or it could have a random straight person pretending to be gay for likes. That's nothing to delete the account over though. I mean the overwhelming majority of lesbian porn is just gay for money. At least the tweet was attempting to foster awareness and acceptance. Either way relationship status doesn't determine sexuality and queer people can just call themselves gay even if they aren't strictly gay. Random people aren't just entitled to know your specific sexuality or gender identity or your relationship status. Sometimes you just be out there looking visibly gay. Not worth harassing people over.

[@alex_blue5802]

To me it kind of seemed like an attempt to outrage farm that was abandoned when it did not go as planned.

[@ApparentlyINeedAChannel]

@@alex_blue5802while that is entirely possible, making the assumption that anyone in a straight passing marriage cannot be queer is a step in the wrong direction

[@alex_blue5802]

@@ApparentlyINeedAChannel certainly, I agree with you about that. If this was just a random person talking about being a part of the LGBTQ+ community there is no need to scrutinize their relationship. But I also think its an acceptable tool to call out someone who is making (likely) false claims of discrimination and trying to bait engagement.

[@GretchZ]

I think using “gay” when you’re bi/pan smacks of self-erasure.

[@Suchega_Uber]

@@GretchZ I'm trans and bisexual. I pretend to be cishet all the time. Sometimes self erasure is just easier and safer.

[@TheChocoDoll]

I saw my first neckbeard! As a cashier I was looking upon customers and one of them had a fedora, neckbeard and a bag with anime pins. These men aren't that common in my country so this event was like seeing a rare pokemon.

[@headphonesaxolotl]

Did you catch it? I still haven't been able to find a Snorlax, so if you caught it, can I dex it?

[@KiboSanti]

I'm jealous of your excitement. There were several in my highschool, and they were just as bad as the ones online. Be careful, they can be very dangerous when provoked.

[@donnyshields4450]

What's your country?

[@markjacobson4248]

About the acryllic periodic table things: The idea of them is that each spot has a sample of the element itself. If you have any desire for it to be legitimate, with actual real samples in the table and in the correct spots, you will not get it for 5 dollars. It's difficult to find one that isn't a marked up cheap knockoff, but there are also legitimate ones that are much more expensive, so it takes considerable review to be sure of what it is. Look for one where they actually say what is used for each element.

[@Zoe.m.]

The only verifiaably real ones are made by Engineered Labs, they started as a kickstarter campaign. They cost like 400 USD. You're not going to find anything real on Amazon or ebay.

[@Mx.muffin]

1:34 y'know, I saw somewhere saying that if you say something with enough hate, anything can be a slur, so if you say rizz with hate in mind, it can be a slur in theory, but I'm not sure how rizz can be used hatefully, lol

[@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912]

One time back in high school, while getting onto the school buss, a guy I new from German class stood up pointed at a random person and in angry tone shouted, "Du bist ein Acusative Prepositionen."

[@The_Top_Hat_2]

you have L rizz!!! your rizz level is nuthin!!

[@beanietechie]

note that when police publications don't forwardly specify who did something, especially firing shots or anything violent, it almost always was just the police themselves that did it

[@threecards333]

Police and IDF both.

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

​@@threecards333Not much difference. ACAB

[@RabblesTheBinx]

8:20 I love how the context doesn't even _try_ to explain what is wrong and just goes "what the fuck?" because no explanation is needed for a reasonable person to understand that vaginas don't have vaccuums inside of them.

[@keepdancingmaria]

I was like, "How lazy IS this guy, actually.....?"

[@seigeengine]

It's obvious. He misheard "vagoo" and thought someone said "vacuum."

[@AnimeLuver0604]

As someone who is vegan, my cats do in fact eat meat. They're the main reason i wish lab grown meat was already being produced since it wouldn't have toxic extra shit that is generally in farmed animals (mercury in fish, arsenic in chicken). Also, if you do get a rabbit, carrots are treats, not food to them. Carrots are naturally very high in sugar! Bugs Bunny is a lie.

[@GretchZ]

Fish contain mercury because they’re near the top of the food chain in their environment, and it gains concentration as it moves up. Basic ecology and biology. Arsenic should indeed not be in any animal. I don’t know what possible amount of arsenic could be allowed in pet food, as the standards are often higher than for humans.

[@AnimeLuver0604]

@@GretchZ indeed, and if the flesh of a fish was grown instead harvested from something that eats, the mercury wouldn't be a consideration. And arsenic is typically fed to chickens to make the meat paler. A lot of factory farming is heinous to humans as well as other animals (including the PTSD slaughterhouse workers end up with from engaging in literal animal Holocaust--not hyperbole just fact).

[@GretchZ]

Wild fish have more mercury than farmed, because they’re actually part of the food chain. I’m Jewish. Frick yourself.

[@aduckofsomesort]

Not to mention all the pollution created by the beef and pork industries

[@feuerling]

Bugs bunny chomping carrots was a parody of Clark Gable's character in "it happened one night" (and some other movie trends at the time of his making.) It was never meant to convey that rabbits love carrots. Basically it was a old timey meme that actually made sense to the people at that time, but that just keeps getting recirculated incorrectly in modern movies with its original intent long forgotten.

[@Err0r-404-z6e]

41:39 the bar is so low the devil trips on it on in the boiler room of hell

[@cubicinfinity2]

34:57 It's true. I was pulling the groceries out of the car today and saw that my zipper had been down the entire time in a way that was not subtle at all. It would explain why things felt more socially awkward than usual.

[@AIHumanEquality]

What's sad is that there used to be amazing games on mobile and there's still some but they often get buried under the mountain of trash mobile games.

[@Cassxowary]

right? like which? I need more lol

[@GretchZ]

I agree with this.

[@megawonszrzeczny9]

​@@Cassxowary there are quite a lot if you know what you're looking for The papa's games (although they cost money to play) are a lot of fun I personally love house flipper (the game is free 2 play and doesn't have ads, but it has a mechanic where you have to unlock new items with flip coins, which are hard to get unless you pay ~$5 for the starter pack) Robbery Bob is also pretty fun, though it does have ads Cookie clicker is nice if you're into that kind of game Cat tower is also a nice break for a few minutes Also if you find a game that wants you to charge for resources there's a high chance that happymod or some other platform has a modded version with pretty much unlimited resources/a game that's normally paid for free (but that comes with a risk that the game might not work and you cannot save your progress)

[@schrodingerscat3741]

I played one that was excellent for about a week, at which point they started playing ads that were so intrusive that they completely ruined the experience. 🙃

[@joycegoates1855]

I remember one from 7 years ago that was a gem matching game themed around atlantis. I loved that game, but I can't remember the name or find it

[@moonbounce17]

You can be gay and in a heterosexual marriage. Source: I'm a bisexual woman married to a bisexual man and we're both hella gay.

[@Shugunou]

It was also common for gay people in the past to marry someone of the opposite gender to hide the fact they are gay. Freddy Mercury is a good example.

[@tookitogo]

Well, only if you use “gay” as an umbrella term for the entire LGBT+ community. But I think we should keep “gay” to mean “homosexual men” specifically, since there is a reason to have such a term. (I’m one of those.)

[@emmalynn877]

Then you're not in a straight relationship since neither of you are straight

[@arielruby13]

So, not a heterosexual marriage. Its a bisexual marriage then ☺️

[@Woodlessss]

Confidentially incorrect is my favourite subreddit that you cover!!!! I was hoping you could do a bingo for it sometime? OMG CLICK LIKED THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

[@SpoonieDoll]

yes!! this would be a great bingo card!

[@amei_pa]

I want to make a joke about your spelling of confidently but I feel mean

[@Potato_operatedrobot]

In the meantime, Nothowgirlswork is basically the same thing and I'm pretty sure there's a bingo for that

[@hiwaga7399]

I'm pretty sure this is r/GetNoted actually but your point stands

[@HalfWolf2]

Amei, they probably got screwed over by autocorrect, sometimes it be like that

[@UltimatBlitz]

People have always called the newer Lion King the "live action version" because it came around with all the Disney live action remakes. It was immediately a talking point that it's not actually live action. At least around me.

[@seigeengine]

It's also basically attempting to affect being live action by abandoning everything that animation does well.

[@chesneymigl4538]

The cats being obligate carnivores reminded me of one of my college professors. While cats can't produce their own taurine, dogs can live on a veggie diet. (But they don't want to) We convinced the philosophy prof that if he really believed what he preached about animal rights, shouldn't his dog get to choose if she wanted to be vegetarian. When offered a bowl of her dog food or a dried pig ear, she went for the pig ear.

[@TheThird1977]

Mobile game ads come in three major forms. FORM 1: Usually puzzle games, where an easy level is messed up by the "player" in the ad, prompting those watching the ad to think "how fucking stupid; that's easy" and downloading the game to prove it. FORM 2: Games that look great, with detailed characters and seemingly filled with action, only for you to start playing and it's a resource management sim. Ads usually feature sexily-clad women (think the sniper game with butt-jiggle dynamics) who either do not appear in the game or are a static image and do not feature in the gameplay. FORM 3: Those that have gameplay that is like shown in the ad, but each playthrough is littered with additional ads after each round (or even more frequently), while once you have done ONE thing, you either have to wait 30mins (or longer) to do something else in the game... or you can pay another £2.00 to unlock it RIGHT NOW. Scamming bastards.

[@protoborg]

And then there is the fourth type: GAMES THAT ACTUALLY ARE WHAT THEY SAY THEY ARE AND DON'T TRY TO RIPE YOU OFF. Those are the vast majority of mobile games, stupid. How do you walk around without falling over?

[@drakemasta9655]

sun-gazing does releive eye deseases cause it makes eyes pointless to posses

[@coffeezombie6813]

That was my reaction too lol "Well, it'll make you blind, so you won't have to worry about vision care anymore ..."

[@BoxOfToasters]

I mean, you won't have problems with sight if you don't have sight!

[@seigeengine]

It can cause other problems though. For example, it can lead to permanent irritation of the eyes.

[@RavenPeake]

24:50 did everyone forget that bisexual people exist???

[@Magnet_Chaos]

I have a coworker that goddamn struggles with the concept of bisexuals. Like he understands gays perfectly. Just not bisexuals.

[@RavenPeake]

@@Magnet_Chaos ...

[@GretchZ]

No. They said gay. If they meant “queer” they could have said “queer”. To conflate the two seems like erasure to me.

[@cobiebeef]

​@@GretchZ I feel like bi folk and lesbians should be able to identify as gay

[@RavenPeake]

@@GretchZ gay is an umbrella term.

[@cathleenc6943]

A person being in an opposite sex marriage does not automatically mean that they are heterosexual or that they are not part of the LGBT+ community, because bisexual people exist and sometimes they get married to opposite gender partners. It doesn't make them no longer bi when they do, either.

[@xshiroyuukix]

39:54 “people have a tendency to age. that’s true for most of us.” implying the click does not age

[@Jin420]

"The bar is really low" No, Click. Someone stole the bar. It's nonexistent.

[@enabledkillagaming5673]

No, the bar sunk, it's in the 9 layers now

[@brostenen]

If the bar is low, you just kneele when ordering a pint.

[@childeofepickness]

the bar went below hell

[@discordiacreates6669]

There was a bar?

[@BoxOfToasters]

The bar existed?

[@brinagotsued]

About 15 years ago I was at a mandatory meeting for unemployment at Arbetsförmedlingen and it was a guy trying to convince us to join Herbalife... IT WAS CONSIDERED MANDATORY BY THE SWEDISH GOVERNMENT TO ATTEND THIS MEETING TO CONTINUE GETTING UNEMPLOYMENT! He didn't like me because my dad was a professor in chemistry, and I kept saying his claims had no basis in science like he was trying to convince us.

[@merrillsunderland8662]

The Swedish government makes you attend mandatory MLM meetings to receive unemployment? I’m American and this is wild

[@Cassxowary]

@@merrillsunderland8662and the fact someone believes their country is all of america AND that this is wild means it’s even worse than it sounds!

[@Cassxowary]

Jeg är ledsen! hope you’re ok now!

[@damienearl8302]

@@Cassxowary American is generally the term you'd use to describe from the USA, considering that everywhere else has Canadian, Mexican, Columbian, Brazilian, etc., and the USA doesn't actually have a standalone name What other term are you supposed to use? United Statesian?

[@MarioMoss69]

​@@damienearl8302yes we are united statesians idk why people call us americans

[@atomicgoblin]

The "sex addiction isn't real" thing always ticks me off real bad. My husband is recovering from it, and we're not Christian and are both sex positive and basically don't have moral hangups about sex, but he was spending every moment of every day engaging in cyber sex with strangers and watching 🌽, spending a lot of money on it that we didn't have to spare, all while neglecting our relationship and treating intimacy with me like a chore to get me off his back. Since getting caught on the pure scope of it all, and entering therapy and sex addicts anonymous stuff has gotten ten million kinds of better. For the record, if he had just had a normal, healthy use of 🌽 and maintained a healthy level of relations with me, I would not have had an issue. It's just as destructive as any other addiction.

[@runicspyder]

I am so sorry you guys are experiencing that. So glad he is getting better ❤ a lot of purity culture christians (not you guys) overuse sex addiction and corn addiction to mean just having a normal sex life and it honestly hurts people with those addictions.

[@TheGeekyRedMage]

Sex addiction is very much real and can being destructive for people if not treated. Which is part of the reasons why it's very dangerous that people are using p*rn/sex addiction as a buzz word to shame people regarding sex and sexual fantasies in general. That's what the OP of the post is getting at, but they unfortunately spread misinformation in the process.

[@protoborg]

Not to belittle his addictive nature, but clearly your ability to proofread was tied to his addiction.

[@tmmaster6904]

24:30 this, i feel like, should not be in this video, they could very easily still be queer and even if not, they said they were denied because they looked gay, which is still homophobic profiling anyways and cannot be excused, i know you try your best to be an ally and i appreciate it, but i think you slipped on this one fam

[@Cr0ut0n]

Yeah that one rubbed me the wrong way too

[@GretchZ]

It’s phrased poorly at the least, bad practice at best. Bi people saying they’re gay rubs me the wrong way because at the least it’s self-applied bi erasure. It’s like the inverse of how in Japan the erasure at least was so bad (as of when I was last there) that the common term for “straight” used in the queer culture is often applied to bi/pan people, because it etymologically means “not that way”. Boils down to “gay” and “everyone else”.

[@MelanaC]

Hey Click ❤ I am a mum to a 15 year old diabetic cat. She was diagnosed in March. 2020 and she is still doing really well. She was given about 6 months maybe a year. She’s 4 years in!! I give her 2 injections of insulin every single day! She also gets carried everywhere when she wants ‘ups’ because she can’t jump too well but she’s happy, eating well, peeing fine and we were at the vet just a couple of weeks ago and she’s doing pretty good 🐈‍⬛🖤🐈‍⬛🖤🐈‍⬛

[@RuthBhmand]

Petition for Click Academy to be a thing. With diplomas, download of course, teach us. Well don’t teach me, I’m old and very wise. Hey hire me, I can teach , hm🧐, arts? No, 🐇about furries! I know you cannot cover that subject.

[@Otterfrosti]

if he does r/furryirl he can

[@Lovemesomedambooks]

I am a furry

[@martian8987]

I wish I was wise like you

[@RuthBhmand]

@@martian8987 let me teach you my ways little one. For 🤑naturally 😘

[@eclat4641]

It is good how based he is .

[@clovermei2822]

8:05 that sounds terrifying like your getting it on then you start getting sucked up and she just says "its because I love you" that's some succubus/ witch type stuff

[@hailsatan6678]

[Vaccum noises] 🪄🪄

[@FandomQueen666]

15:17 that is literally Aunt Marge from Harry Potter 3 the prisoner of Azkaban. She is not blood realeted to Harry and insulted him and his parent. Harry got angry and subconsciously used magic to blow her up.

[@AskanHelstroem]

13:10 added context: Even the Mythbusters 'tested' this... But probably just because they were in need of _three_ different methods to make diamonds.

[@HaloInverse]

2:11 Holy crap, that first priDemon was so vividly-colored it looked like a green-screen effect for a moment. Nice.

[@Footlong-zf4tg]

16:00 And the police probably added a charge on the person of murder of officer. (Things like has happened before where anything that happens "while in pursuit" they can use that as charges on the person running.)

[@ouroborousking8644]

LMAO the community notes Click reminded so much of Bruce Campbell in the Evil Dead. Just need to replace the sword with a chain saw hand.😂

[@SpoonieDoll]

my thoughts exactly! 😂

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

"Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

[@ouroborousking8644]

@@s.p.d.magentaranger1822 Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!

[@GretchZ]

I’d say Evil Dead 2. When he’s laughing maniacally.

[@annanymous1527]

As a Dutch person, Dutch is, in fact, not real. The amount of times I just use English, because I can't take it seriously when it's said in Dutch.

[@Dr_Mortis_SCP]

To be fair, English is kind of a joke

[@annanymous1527]

@@Dr_Mortis_SCP I suppose language in general is just a joke, lol

[@Dr_Mortis_SCP]

@@annanymous1527 True, but most languages don’t have “police police police police police police who police police” as a completely grammatically correct sentence

[@annanymous1527]

@@Dr_Mortis_SCP Yeah, I see your point, haha. In Dutch we have: 'Wat was was eer was was was? Eer was was was was was is' which is also grammatically correct

[@molybdomancer195]

@@Dr_Mortis_SCPthere’s one in Japanese that is similar: “niwa ni wa niwa niwatori ga iru” which means there are two chickens in the garden. I think all humans just love playing around with words, making all languages into jokes

[@grunch967]

24:38 Okay, I mean, obviously I didn't get to look at all the context here, but something I have seen a hell of a lot of is people completely erasing the experiences and identities of bisexual people because they're currently in a relationship that looks to them, from the outside, as being a relationship between two cishet people. In that respect, it feels pretty telling to me that the "context" isn't anything directly pointing out how she identifies, but that her marriage is "heterosexual". Not to mention, that tweet doesn't even make any claims of, well, anything? Say she is a straight woman. What about that statement is invalid? The point being made is that she, as someone who outwardly appears as a feminine cis woman, is still being caught in that kind of discrimination. And she's saying that as such, people should especially keep in mind that those who generally don't conform to those kinds of standards are definitely facing worse in less cosmopolitan places, and need solidarity. Where exactly is the bad part of that tweet again?

[@GretchZ]

“Gay” was the word used. The context added is useful, in that if nothing else it points out self-applied bi/pan erasure.

[@seigeengine]

Her being in a heterosexual marriage is relevant context to her claims of being gay and persecuted for it.

[@GretchZ]

@seigeengine “Queer” needs to be fully normalised as a full umbrella term, or we need something that is. I live in a very queer-accepting are with a large Native population. This results in many places (such as churches) stating support and acceptance for “LGBTQIA2S+” I feel dyslexic when I see that. We’ll never fit every identity in the acronym, so I think we need to abandon the acronym. The “progress flag” and derivatives are cute in concept, but untenable. You can’t fit everything on one flag. (Also, I’m trans and find it patronising and othering). If “gay” means everything then we need a new word for “gay”. I can’t use “lesbian” unless I’m talking to cishet people, because I’m a homosexual woman and many queers think I can be the same orientation as people of another gender. Guess I’m just a dam in Holland!

[@Yoldasi]

31:42 I'm Palestinian, so seeing that even though we are dying, and a genocide is being committed against us, we still find the solace and importance of sharing. No one can break our spirit as we are unbreakable. Also, the cat is so damn cute.

[@RexytheRexy]

All of the love and support to you and your people. 💜

[@sp3ctrez231]

the community notes are like the one golden thing about twitter lmaoo

[@BoxOfToasters]

It's a nerd's wetdream!

[@PeterLedergerber]

21:20 For those that need to know this, pee is not stored in the balls. Here's how it actually works: Urinary System: Kidneys: Urine is produced in the kidneys, which filter waste from the blood. Ureters: Urine travels from the kidneys to the bladder through tubes called ureters. Bladder: The bladder stores urine until it is ready to be expelled from the body. Urethra: When you urinate, urine passes from the bladder through the urethra and out of the body. Male Reproductive System: Testicles (Balls): The testicles produce sperm and testosterone. They have nothing to do with urine storage or production. Conclusion: Urine is stored in the bladder, not in the testicles. The testicles are part of the reproductive system, while the bladder is part of the urinary system.

[@crowdemon_archives]

Also, it's fine to find sperm cells swimming around in your urine. It's a bit odd to find urine in your reproductive tracts, on the other hand... 😅

[@armie4172]

It’s insane how many people don’t know this as adults. 🤦‍♂️

[@curtisholsinger6023]

​@crowdemon_archives I'm assuming you are talking about peeing during sex or at a male's climax? I'm sure you are not forgetting about the urethra. So, with that in mind, let's assume the former. Men peeing (unintentionally) during or sex or at climax is unusual but not super rare. That issue has more to do with the "bladder neck muscle" not contracting properly or not being able to fully contract because of muscle weakness. Definitely worth a trip to the doctor if a guy is experiencing this. If this is being done intensively, then that's a kink. As long as his partner has given consent, that's their business.

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@curtisholsinger6023 the former is perfectly fine, yea. I think if urine end up flowing towards the testes, that's where we have trouble lol

[@zyrahanne2103]

Ain't this elementary stuff??

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

Met my husband at 15. I don't think we could have met any younger to love him longer. In fact some days it's way too much if I'm honest. June 23 this year will be our 30th anniversary of being in each other's life.

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

congratulations on your upcoming anniversary!

[@John_Weiss]

Been together with my husband for going on 31 years now.

[@susanturner2409]

I was 11 when I met my husband to be. He was the 18 year old junior at my dad's office. We didn't date until I was almost 18. We had nearly 40 years of marriage before Covid killed him. Oh, and when he was 10, his parents were told he'd be lucky if he survived past his teens, due to a medical condition.

[@michaelcorns1789]

My cat likes certain fresh veggies when my wife is cutting them off. Green Beans are a favorite. If I was more evil I would just film that and pretend like he isn't spoiled with wet food three times daily. 😅

[@sylvanfreckles557]

Oh yeah, my cat loves spinach and cucumber, I have video of him chomping on a spinach leaf with a kitty smile. He can have small amounts of veggies every now as a special treat, and it helps his sensitive digestion!

[@wartgin]

We had one who used to steal tomatoes from our plates and eat them.

[@eDoc2020]

My old cat also liked green beans. And so did I, I could say I was eating cat food.

[@AiyetoroFeligrus]

Thing I hate the most about dropshipping is that 1. They usually buy off aliexpress or amazon and overprice 2. Aliexpress, Temu, Wish, ETC. all steal imagea off Amazon and Etsy and use overly cheap reproductions. Often the inages on any of these sites are REAL HANDMADE items but they are STOLEN and either undercut and cheaply made or overpriced and cheaply made

[@justinebidulopoutchini9774]

About the GTA one, South Park the fractured but whole did this so well. They said if you choose to have a black skin the game will be harder (like real life) I love it

[@undeadprincess5726]

"don't worry, this won't affect gameplay, just every other aspect of your life."

[@justinebidulopoutchini9774]

@@undeadprincess5726 yeah I couldn’t get the quote 😅 thanks!

[@AIHumanEquality]

So many great jokes that are also social commentary in that game. I love the Canada wall part.

[@AnnekeOosterink]

While many dropshippers just get cheap stuff from aliexpress and then overprice their items, there are also a lot of original products and designs that are just stolen and cheaply produced by aliexpress and similar websites. I'm assuming this tweet is a dropshipper, but I've also seen lots of stolen things and pictures. For example, someone was selling embroidery kits with their original designs, their photos were stolen and their designs sold in all kinds of online shops that sold the kit for a fraction of the original price. Of course her kit was way more expensive, since she actually designed it, provided directions and instructions, and had quality embroidery floss.

[@TheDevilChrno]

A friend of mine had all his photos and designs of the custom Pokémon hoodies he patterned out and made himself stolen and uploaded from various sites like Aliexpress. (including one of me!) Reporting it does nothing either.

[@AnnekeOosterink]

@@TheDevilChrno Yeah, it's super annoying and even has even taken over places like Etsy. There are barely any crafters left who sell on Etsy, it's almost all Aliexpress and Amazon resellers etc. A youtuber who does historical costumes and talks about handsewing and things like that made a reproduction of a medieval dress. Woolen dress, beautiful drape, hand stitched everything, and then a picture of her in the dress (her head was cropped off in the photo) was used to sell a halloween-costume-quality copy of her dress. She bought it to show what it looked like in comparison. Terrible of course, the copy was thin polyester, had no underlayers, was stretchy when it wasn't supposed to, etc. But the price for the cheap knock off was ridiculous for what you got for it. The handmade dress is probably close to priceless, since she poured a lot of time, effort, and research into it, (250 hours of stitching x a reasonable hourly wage is really expensive) but even if you only go by the material, it's still at least 100$. The cheap dress was terrible quality but they still dared to ask 40$ for it.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

​@@AnnekeOosterink Bernadette Banners can be an absolute savage B)

[@protoborg]

@@AnnekeOosterink First, wrong. Etsy is MOSTLY original creations. Second, the "$" goes BEFORE the number.

[@AnnekeOosterink]

@protoborg lol, not anymore. Also, if you're going to correct things, you better not still use double space. That confirms that you're stuck in the past. I hope you learn better. For future reference, correcting things that are incredibly minor, correct in other languages, and used in an informal setting makes you a huge d!ck. Maybe one day you'll develop the emotional maturity to go with your throwback space bar use.

[@AirQuotes2962]

Twitter is an absolute trashfire, but the Community Notes are the one salvagable thing about it.

[@anomityy]

19:43 For the periodic tables, the reason that one is 10 times the price of the other is that the 5 dollar one does not use the actual elements, only replicas, while the 50 dollar one uses the actual materials. It is not actually riping people off unless they are lying about the materials used.

[@purpleiguana208]

16:30 I saw that groundhog video on The Dodo. It actually started with the groundhog stealing vegetables out of this guy's backyard garden. he put up a camera to see what was stealing the vegetables, and the groundhog was literally just eating right in front of the camera over and over again. then the groundhog brought his girlfriend and they would both eat in front of the camera, so the guy just gave in and started feeding them. It was a very cute story.

[@BaobhanloreArt]

I can understand the linear A-B thinking of "Rizz" being misogynistic since it's used in place of "Game" which was used to be sexist in the 2000s-2010s, but I think it's just such an absurd word mostly used by kids so nobody actually takes it seriously.

[@Direwolf181]

Plus women can rizz up men jusr as much its equql opportunity lol

[@Mx.muffin]

Yeah, but rizz is basically just the slang word for being good at flirting, although it is kinda silly

[@sonofsparda657]

hold on, when and why did "game" become sexist?

[@Kai_The_Kai]

The microphone looks more and more traumatized with each passing video lol

[@maple6124]

24:18 "femme presenting" leads me to believe they aren't cis. could be wrong

[@alex_blue5802]

Honestly it kind of made it sound like a troll to me.

[@tealkerberus748]

I think someone used enough of the right words to be a really nasty troll. They *could* be bi/pan or gender-nonconforming or some other situation, but they just didn't sound honest.

[@maple6124]

@@tealkerberus748 i meant gender, not sexuality

[@alex_blue5802]

@@tealkerberus748 The mix of terms screams troll to me. Think about how someone would say this in good faith. "I was kicked out of a bar because I looked gay". How does femme-presenting come into this? They weren't kicked out for being trans. It seems like they just threw in a bunch of buzzwords to try to bait engagement.

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

That thing about the pr0n addiction and Christianity is like half right. They think watching it a couple times means you're "addicted"

[@seigeengine]

It's mostly right, actually. The premise that sex or porn addictions even exist is heavily disputed. The research suggests something is going on, but there's also plenty of research refuting the notion it's similar to other addictions. There's also a bunch of research suggesting porn use is only harmful if the user believes it to be.

[@the_raven_system]

As a Dutch person, my favorites are literal translations, for example: Raccoon => Wasbeer => Laundrybear

[@ballorawan7672]

Time for a headache from these Tweets 😅😅😅

[@AIHumanEquality]

But Elon made Twitter better right? Right?

[@mirandatolbert332]

The pride emotional support demon. The voices are screaming, I must have one.

[@LeviTheDemonDragon]

16:11 I've watched a video on the ground hog, it DID steal the crops and eat it at the camera. The person then planted a extra crop just for the ground hog!

[@ShortNecked_GreenGiraffe]

12:18 "You're cosmic little events" Not Click with the nerd rizz lmao

[@skarmory994]

19:53 Got a board game on Amazon for almost 200 quid; 2 years later, found it in a toy shop for 12. I love it, childhood nostalgia and all, but f* me.

[@Drag0nmaster]

25:03 I mean, technichally, cannons are not lethal! Same with firearms. It's the projectile that is lethal.

[@theuncalledfor]

Technically, the gunpowder can also be lethal even without a projectile, just at much shorter range and you'd probably need more of it?

[@Riker-sc2zv]

Grapeshot has entered the chat. Seriously though, as evidenced by this tweet, if gun grabbers put even half the effort into educating themselves about firearms and weaponry as they do into shooting their mouths off, there’d be less gun grabbers, and the ones who’d remain would easily be able to articulate their views in a civil conversation.

[@titodlf8108]

Community notes are the best addition to twitter

[@daughterofyith5393]

Big hugs to your cat from a human diabetic that happens to be allergic to cats, lol.

[@trashcat4886]

21:32 I'd give the benefit of the doubt about the tweet being made in reference to the mother (nineteen) having two kids- especially toddlers, implying they're at least two to three years old. That would make the mother, seventeen or sixteen at the latest, possibly even fifteen depending on the children's ages and the gap between them. Teenage motherhood isn't child abuse (for the kids), but I'd say it does count as some form of abuse to allow literal teenagers, who are still children themselves, to have and raise kids. It's also worth noting that the circumstances of which those teenagers become parents is also a reasonable cause for investigation. It could also be in reference to the whole Mommy-Blogger stuff, which, as most of us have seen, also borders on some serious abusive territory, so op could have also been potentially referring to that, though, it's less likely.

[@Meeshilin_Man]

This

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Fun fact about animals and booze: Most animals have a gene that helps break down alcohol. That gene is inactive in elephants, which is why they can get drunk off fermented fruit. Also, Casual Geographic has a video on the subject. I honestly can't recommend it enough, especially because he gets insanely creative with words.

[@seigeengine]

Alcohols are typically produced by yeasts digesting sugars. As anyone who knows much of anything knows, yeasts are absolutely everywhere in every bit of air and on every surface on the planet.