The Worst Harry Potter Knock Off

[@barbararab6390]

The fact that they can only use magic by saying please is the most Canadian thing ive ever heard

[@Youtubecansuckmycock]

Would have been better if they said sorry ay.

[@B0OBIES]

Well please *is* the magic word ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@Haffey.z64]

True

[@SquaulDuNeant]

That fking sweet and genius !

[@thepsychedelicaxolotle5020]

trans woman are'nt woman , they are simpley man with lipstick and makeup , and i tallking about all of them , if a woman show's up to home or work without all this makeup she just look like a natrual beauty , no clown face - just a beautifull face of a true woman ,but if a transwoman show's up without makeup you don't need anymore to convince that he's an lady-imposter becouse everyone can see it . i suppoert J.K. Rolling and i think that she's clearly the one who telling "the king is naked" , i can let them slaps their dicks at each other or whatever they doing if it's not bothers me but when they confiscating everyone including my favorite meat channel to hate J.K.Rolling just becouse she try to be logical with her opinion that's when it get stinky . and of course that opinions can be insulting or differnt then your opinion but the internet and the life can't protect you forever , if you don't like her so don't read her twitts , she's not hate does people , at list her charecters not hating them , dumbeldor is gay you know and he kissed another man in one of her last movies , is she realy the bully here ? or that people try to cencel anyone who disagree with them even if it was only one twitt that clearly not giving a good pherpective on her courrent view , you want people to NOT hate transgenders ? so stop being such a babies , you like thoes littel kids who blame their older brother for everything when they feel that they don't get enoughe attention , learn to reaspect other people or any people , you saying that you pro-human rights and Equal treatment for all races and genders but races and genders are only categories that does'nt effect the real person inside , you don't giving any attention to differnt opinions or to the freedom of speech , you don't care about our personalities , you care only about the right race or the right gender . you like hitler but differnt , the black is the most uppritiated and deserve for help and attention while the white are rasicts bigots who needs to die . if you are a woman your crul husbend beats you , if you are a transgender you need love and support . but if you are a stright man you are common garbitch . this is A pyramid of rasict agenda's . you are not creating piece between the people , you are definying them in categories and force them to hate each other for the dark past , we should fix things and make things better insted of allwase cry and complaine . black people are strong , they are good as a white people and they don't need any help or over support from you becouse they are individual citizens execly like womans and every other category you trying to take over , i can't wear an atheisem shirt in the streat with out people look at me as some short of left wing honosexual who hate the chuorch. i know that the community have a hurd time to except atheisem but i remember a time where people chould hate you becouse of who you are , not becouse some dirty lefties in the other side of the world who make atheisem into a hole differnt thing . i prepher the first option , at list i wasn't considre "leftie" . and i was seriouse about all so thenks you for reading .

[@eldritchbidoof]

the fact that Hunter keeps calling the bully "obese" and "fat" and keeps making jokes about it despite the kid not even being that fat just makes this whole video 10x better lmao

[@Canvas19391]

That kid is fat stop trying to cope

[@intothevoid47]

Bully the Bully... it's always the right answer.

[@kymo6343]

He's fat like the kid who played Bruce Bogtrotter in the new Musical version of Matilda. XD

[@coldmoonlight6361]

That was my favorite part lol

[@danissdiary]

I thought I was the only one I was like damn give the kid a break Jesus acting like the boy looks like Rowley😭

[@IanHilliker]

There has never been a better wizard than Roddy Piper

[@shioq.]

He should have been the titular star: Roddy Piper and the Sorcerer's Stone Cold Stunner

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

*than

[@steventonche1037]

Not only did he use a wand but occasionally a coconut

[@explicted947]

I don't know, Bruce Wizard is pretty good too and he knows Andrew Jackson.

[@ShrexyGuy]

Rowdius Roddius Piper was a GOAT. Even Dumbledore feigned for that mans mystic ability.... And his dick

[@mallymay9439]

"Someone turning 11?!" plus his evil puppet master hand rubbing sent me 😂

[@aaronmeade5435]

Haha I know his face is just nightmarish he looks a mole crossed with seth green

[@sirk_19thk41]

5:33

[@sirk_19thk41]

Just the way he hops in with that face and delivery of the line 😆 🤣 😂

[@aaronmeade5435]

@@sirk_19thk41 true he looks like somthing on a episode of to catch a predator

[@sirk_19thk41]

@@aaronmeade5435 i don't even know if it was acting lol 😅

[@BungHoleStuffer]

The constant reminder that the bully is indeed fat and is indeed struggling to shoot the film just made this for me

[@seanA416]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Hunter says "fat" or "pedophile"

[@GetERekted]

You could literally title this as “Papa meat roasts children for 17 and half minutes.”

[@Troll304slm]

I would of watched this a lot faster if he did lol

[@ActuallyNickV]

this video is really just hunter bullying a slightly fat kid for 17 minutes

[@zergling50]

It makes me laugh, the kid isn’t really fat at all but he just goes ham on him haha

[@CentauriTT]

@@zergling50 ham lol I get it

[@citrusbutter7718]

He's not even slightly fat.

[@CoryMck]

This might be a hot take, but I don't think that children deserve to get bullied for ~having autism/Down Syndrome

[@cheetahfish]

The irony is indeed palpable.

[@ComicGladiator]

Director: "How much money do you want to spend on this movie?" Producer: Director: "OK, let's do this!"

[@oddysee3030]

I think seeing the Maniac interact with kids feels inherently dangerous

[@panthastaa34]

He used to have kids

[@Xbitxx]

@@panthastaa34 yep but not anymore....

[@mokujikifever]

@@Xbitxxbecause of the implications…

[@kyweemo]

@@mokujikifever are you gonna hurt women??

[@deftones8717]

I just love it how you keep emphasizing how grotesquely, morbidly obese the bully kid is, when he’s only a bit chubby. Lmao I’m imagining him watching this 😆 poor kid.. it’s still hilarious though.

[@Ransompie1]

I don’t understand why he keeps calling the kid fat he’s a normal size kid 😂

[@jackwellington8275]

Hes a bit husky

[@zergling50]

@@jackwellington8275 not enough to be obese or anything, but the fact that he’s really not fat and he kept saying that cracked me up haha

[@SugaSuga008]

@@zergling50 💀😂😂

[@Coockiez-007]

someones a little insecure.

[@Ransompie1]

@@zergling50 I know 🤣

[@itskindofemily]

Billy Owens is the least wizard name a wizard could have

[@AxelaMendez]

The protagonist of Shazam is also named Billy, and he also gets magic from an old man after running away from a bully. Parallels people

[@mrbeefy604]

I thought you meant that movie Kazam with Shaq in it

[@cedricbower6306]

@@mrbeefy604 Holy shit memory unlocked

[@barbararab6390]

DC was inspired by owen

[@MarkOfKhorne]

Yeah, and both kids were promised superpowers if they went to a shadowy place and touched the old man's stick, although that was "off-screen" for Billy Owens. 🤷‍♂️

[@idontknowleavemealoneplease]

Hmmm but did the old man from Shazam give off Jared Fogel vibes like the one from this film?

[@MalBeats]

"the magic word really is please?" NGL the line delivery on that was petty good

[@Sagowie]

This entire review was just papa meat bullying children 😭

[@imnothonestbutyoureinteresting]

Pretty much. That kid isn’t even THAT fat. I was fatter than that at that age.

[@seanA416]

And I loved it

[@zkoopa4445]

Good

[@Thingwithlegs]

Shut it

[@HankChillin]

Canadian children aren't real? Like birds?

[@christophersuarez6490]

I like how that kid wasn’t fat at all lmaooo

[@walterrising4276]

Hilarious

[@smileygladhands]

This movie was definitely made to launder money. No doubt about it.

[@sloppysteaks5813]

By some desperate scumbag in a Tim Robinson sketch. Yes I can see it.

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

Money launder movies are the best

[@niallscottanimation]

Billy Owens and the Laundering Nonce

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

I actually didn't know that Roddy Piper was the maniac in it's always sunny, nor did I know he was dead. They Live is one of my favorite movies from my childhood.

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

Check out Hell Comes to Frogtown. Great Roddy movie.

[@wcbelgard]

@@SilverbackGorilla69 I just commented this , suggesting big papa does an episode on it

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

@@wcbelgard Really hope he does.

[@jamesb1988]

Everybody knows that Roddy Piper was mainly a wrestler right? ...right?

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

@@jamesb1988 He don't fight in the ring no more, but he still fights the demons in his head.

[@jrymanowski]

easily my fav channel all of a sudden. came for the cartoons, stayed for the commentary.

[@Victini7472]

8:40 "He even showed me his wand!" 10:32 "He also made us sniff his magic powder!" 11:50 he offered him all A's, duh

[@stayslapped1568]

The bully kid wasn’t THAT fat

[@seanA416]

Hahaha the whole video I'm like "what fat kid is Hunter even talking about???"

[@louuanneeestrewp6189]

He wasn't fat at all he was just taller 😂

[@davp4435]

thats the joke

[@SatanLiterally]

Nah man every time I watch this video my phone gets heavier

[@FromThe36thChamber]

Bro that’s gotta be the worst like I’ve ever heard “Billy was born on November 11th, sooo maybe turning 11 on the 11th day on the 11th month, was just too much for anyone to handle” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[@JackedThor-so]

Papa? Papa Meats? Daddy? Can I call you Daddy? You can't just introduce this amazing film into our lives and just deprive us of an animation featuring Billy Owens beating up Harry Potter (maybe hiding his body in the closet under the stairs). You must animate this. Please.

[@that_one_guy_does_vids]

Oh my god yes that would be the fucking best

[@TheOfficialJayP]

nah get yur daddy gen z weird shit out of here

[@andersondipnarine8244]

Call him fat man

[@JacktheFireEater]

@marlowthetoadstool But it would be very par for the coarse for this channel.

[@LittleDogTobi]

@marlowthetoadstool6190perverted is hunter’s brand wym……

[@Korrva]

meat, from one big guy to another, we both know that kid isn't fat

[@dubuyajay9964]

Well spoken, kitty.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Lol that kid isn't fat he's literally just an average 12 year old 😂

[@shortcake1025]

"She's just going to say facts autistically... ". I grew up with autism... and I approve this message

[@chasesteele1800]

Bruh

[@dubuyajay9964]

Mood.

[@eleruces7722]

My term for this is called being an inconvenient encyclopedia

[@shortcake1025]

@@eleruces7722 😂

[@RedYankee45]

Short cake, short bus!

[@50meterworm]

Papa meat was placed on this earth to scream the line "The creature!!!" Animators in need of voice actors or mad scientists take note.

[@JustHereForTheDialogue]

“We have Harry Potter at home.” *Harry potter at home*

[@quintusgrobler9088]

How the heck do you skip over the fact that Rowdy Roddy Piper was also a pro wrestler boi?

[@lanceuppercut8220]

In the original script the magic word wasn't just "Please" it was "Please daddy please!" They cut it for obvious reasons.

[@PMac13]

I dont know if they really captured the essence of Harry Potter but endlessly signifying fat people as bad people is very true to JK Rowling's vision.

[@JohnBrowningsGhost]

She’s right.

[@alexmark6580]

based JK Rowling moment?

[@dylanzrim3635]

I don’t know if you know. But people like you are the problem. You must have been raised in the SJW camps of california

[@alexmark6580]

@@GreebusBleeb You have a fat sounding user name lmao (Greebus Bleeb is kinda sick though ngl)

[@Sumerianskitzo]

@@GreebusBleeb ur lame 😂

[@natejordan4488]

I'm so confused as to why he keeps calling that kid obese XD

[@hmmtaco9739]

He is obese

[@Default158]

Because he is.

[@thenablade858]

@@Default158 If that boy is obese than EDP is a gas giant.

[@eldritchbidoof]

@@Default158 no he's not lmfao, not even remotely

[@Default158]

just because murica normalized fat people doesn't change that he's obese.@@eldritchbidoof

[@venomouskoala0690]

Papa Meat bullying this child for being obese even though the kid is just kinda chubby is my new favorite thing

[@AUserThatIsDeleted]

How they got Rowdy Roddy Piper to be in this movie is beyond me

[@ScreamDreams]

Praying to every god I know that “ONE BOAT OUT BACK” makes it into the sequel video

[@DJBr3ttV]

The adult actors in this were like "Well it was this or porn so the lesser of two evils 🤷🏼‍♂️"

[@GrimGearheart]

08:34 I feel like this is a direct homage to Neverending Story. The main character being chased by bullies into a bookstore with a raggedy voiced old man.

[@matthysjohannessteenkamp4291]

All I saw was Papa Meat's PTSD flashbacks whenever he spoke about the fat children. I feel the pain.

[@jocelynchelise]

I rented this like 10 years ago from a Redbox and vividly remember the fever dream-like experience that was The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens.

[@eldritchbidoof]

Tbh I'm surprised this film is even on Redbox considering how cheaply-done/D-grade it is lmao

[@stevenmorris7969]

The 'Oh Brother' at 3:52 is freaking hilarious. Definitely gonna clip that and use it when something goes horribly wrong.

[@crayfishroll]

I love how the dragon gradually degrades from a ps2 dragon to a ps1 dragon by the end of this 😂

[@letterspace1letterspace266]

This isn't even straight to DVD. It goes immediately to clearance bin at Dollar General

[@brianquint6126]

"Your SOUL was LOST in the RIVAAAARRRR!" - Roddy Piper RIP big guy

[@the_weird_human_creature]

In reality Roddy sadly died in 2015, R.I.P. a true wizard.

[@paulinedocherty6541]

4:45 I rewatched the next ten seconds at least a dozen times because that was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while

[@SugaSuga008]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@football201238]

Same comedy gold that and the ps1 dragon

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

“Is that rude to say?”

[@robertborland5083]

1:33 Roddy Piper was also in the cinematic masterpiece Hell Comes to Frogtown.

[@Ryyi23]

Who else here watched the entire first upload with the audio issues?

[@manu_spawn]

OMG i thought i was going insane xD

[@afz902k]

That constipated face is just a Canadian expression. A bunch of Canook youtubers and streamers do it, including Joel Haver (but I heard he does that on purpose, or ironically)

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

I’m Canadian. He’s right.

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

"The magic word is please" ... that has to be the most Canadian thing I've heard the whole month

[@nickdirienzo2849]

In a run down antiques shop, that fateful day. Billy Owens would learn the magic of forgetting...

[@shizamza]

8:45 little reactions and moments like these are what make me love this channel. Also I’ve never cared for the Harry Potter franchise but this movie really makes me like it a lot more

[@nickdirienzo2849]

"Mom! I don't wanna chase Billy Owens, I want more Dino Nuggets!".

[@tre1848]

Why do y’all only know roddy piper from movies? Bro was literally a professional wrestler 😂 Rowdy Roddy Piper

[@colossaltoad]

As a Canadian this is completely unrealistic. There is no school on November 11th goddammit Billy

[@Emugulator]

There’s always school on Remembrance Day there’s just a ceremony at school or whatever or it was when I was in school

[@colossaltoad]

@@Emugulator We always had the day off because it's a stat holiday in bc, but we would do our ceremony on the nearest school day

[@epicswirl]

5:33 is someone turning 11? 💀

[@TemmiePlays]

And there is a SEQUEL to this masterpiece.

[@AmazingIceCube]

I'm gonna show this to my kids and call it the original harry potter

[@dubuyajay9964]

Nice.

[@foy5051]

Pure evil

[@StevieObieYT]

"This is going to replace Harry Potter." 💀

[@Pers0n97]

Papa Meat channel is really the most comfy channel I know.

[@JackQNielsen]

I think what Hunter meant to say at the end was “and that’s how you celebrate,” but what he actually said was “that’s how you celibate.” I think both work in this context.

[@celp7008]

How was it not mentioned that roddy piper is the WWE Superstar Rowdy Roddy Piper

[@brianthomason5022]

This guy can even make ads that are incredibly entertaining

[@mcgrihimgraham1725]

That was a quick fix. Even for daddy.

[@mucusman7511]

Common they arent Frogs they are toads.

[@samtrent2224]

That sponsor transition was like watching a papameat animamorph transition

[@than217]

Da Maniac: "You know what, you remind me of my kids." Dennis: "Oh you got kids maniac?" Da Maniac: "Naaaaaaah. Not anymore." This film is the prequel backstory of Da Maniac.

[@YourLocalBurritoDealer]

When are sponsors going to realise that 99% of people just skip 60 seconds the instant the creator even hints the ads about to be read

[@Animebryan2]

Also, AdBlock Plus/Ultimate & uBlock Origin exist to put a stop to that shit. There's also SponsorBlock as well.

[@genesiskravitz8621]

The best, most interesting, and engaging reviewer I've ever come across. My ADD thanks you, Papa!

[@blturn]

Papa Meat fixing my psycosis to buy wallets

[@colinmcfarland9997]

Jump to beardless papameat was uncalled for 😂

[@aliceinmansonland448]

Every day is Halloween! The power of Christmas shall not compel me!!!

[@animalhalo5984]

5:20 this is factually accurate. Working in Sales and delivery for a distribution hub prior, we tell every customer that they are our favorites unless they are just flatout asshats cuz if they like us they buy more to sell more.

[@moyatrust8692]

Yes 17 minutes of papa meat dunking on the some random chubby kid not fat chubby.

[@austinnutter3367]

That sound it makes at the very end is LITERALLY the sound Starcraft 2 makes when you're in the ladder queue and it finds you a match, I was instinctively like NO FUCK I'M NOT TRYNA PLAY RIGHT NOW

[@jondocs6071]

‘They Live’ is a documentary

[@GreetsGaming]

You really gotta wonder who the f*ck greenlights this kind of shit. Like someone actually said "yeah we're gonna make a 10K budget kids magic flick to compete with Harry Potter," and then it turned out to be this. It has to be an intentional joke. And then in the scene at the end when the Patreon credits role there is just straight up a sound effect from Diablo II. How is this real?

[@imabioligist1882]

0:10 Oh yes you do Sir Meat.

[@23Tuv]

I loved that Roddy Piper voiced himself in Saint's row 4 where you help him kill aliens

[@Zackaria_sMax]

Hunter calling that kid fat!!!! 🤣

[@abundantharmony]

Pffft, that wallet.. "A tracking device, powered by the Sun". Because we all know how bright the Sun shines on cards buried deep in a wallet.

[@Shmoovinator]

it was a joke.

[@88amona]

To sum it up. "Your Canadian Harry"!

[@dubuyajay9964]

They even said "soory" in the film. LOL 😂🤣

[@domomitsune5920]

Discount Harry Potter on extreme budget. From a comedy standpoint, this would be a hilarious spoof. Just to see how bad it is for myself. Then again, can't be as bad as the good witch.😂😅

[@billyJasonMichael]

Roddy Piper has a special place in my heart. When he was on Bill Mahr he flipped the fuck out when he said to Roddy, "clearly it's fake." Roddy stood up took his pants off, showed surgery scars, showed his wrist has been broken for a while and pointed at Bill Mahr and said, "Owen heart, dead. And you want to say what we do is fake. He's gone, dead." I cried when he did that. Owen Heart was a god damn fun guy to watch. I was watching when Owen died and the confusion the whole production team and announcers went through, unsure of how bad Owen was hurt...

[@TheWizardsTales]

That was an accident. If wrestling were real, there would be people coming out of the ring in bodybags daily.

[@the-man-who-bites-his-tongue]

@@TheWizardsTales it's harder to stage a fight in front of an audience then it is to actually have one. Just because you're bloodthirsty doesn't meant their athletics are fake. All performance is "fake" but most performance doesn't also require physicality.

[@TheWizardsTales]

@@the-man-who-bites-his-tongue Just because I'm what, now? Of course their athletics aren't fake, but that wasn't the question. It was "Is wrestling fake," meaning the actual combat going on in the ring. Roddy Piper is an actor, and part of the acting of a wrestler takes place off-stage. Every interview on every talk show is rehearsed, even for non-wrestlers... if you've ever seen something that looked like a genuine moment on a talk show, you were mistaken. What you saw was an actor who knew what he was doing in an effort to make people think wrestling was real. He wasn't concerned with people saying they weren't real athletes, he was maintaining the mystique of the organization, as it was his job to do by going on the show in the first place. All his scars, for all you know, were from him being bad at using power tools.

[@ziggle5000]

​@@the-man-who-bites-his-tonguewhat past of what he said made you think he wants to see people die lmao

[@scottydu81]

@@TheWizardsTalesShut up

[@spongegobler3449]

6:00 someone soyjack this old man and replace the wallet with a bottle of vegetable oil 😂

[@JasonM69]

Can reviewing Canadian content become a series?

[@oliverholm3973]

13:37 Wait, is the mom also one of the actors in Birdemic? I'm 97% sure that's where I've seen her before

[@KalesTalesisreal]

Hunter, I thank you for your coloring book of your characters and drawing viewers! Hope you always recommend us the movies we aren't aware about! We love you Meat Canyon

[@notdutch9186]

0:50 Trailer Park Boys

[@berserker1175]

Great video but Why would anyone in their right minds spend over $200 for a wallet? 🤔

[@MrFixitMods]

6:19 is that a threat

[@Humble-iq5ue]

"A PS2 looking dragon" 😂

[@ThatADHDKid]

1:45 fun fact that fight scene is actually the inspiration for the cripple fight fight scene in South Park and it's almost punch for punch

[@leviacronym6770]

Makes me want to reread my Harry Potter Books. Think I'll do that. Thanks, Papa Meat!

[@gilgameshricardo3867]

Becarefull. The alphabet mafia will get you.

[@retr0karate]

I swear to god every time I think I’ve watched all the videos on this channel, I swear a new one appears from nowhere that I missed

[@ogre_enterprises9398]

Roddy Piper needs a paycheck LOL! Also, have you seen Santa Sleigh with Goldberg? That shit was hilarious. Also Hulk Hogan did a Christmas movie too, forgot the name of it...

[@kodyrobling4586]

The Goldberg movie is called Santa's Slay and the Hulk Hogan movie is called Santa with Muscles.

[@Smokasaurus]

Ah yes, a solar powered tracker on an item that stays in my dark pocket literally all the time. Genius

[@TheExtrovertedHermit]

But umm, it's actually no longer in your dark pocket if you lose it and need to track it...😬

[@ningboy3274]

2:06 not even gonna mention the fact Roddy Piper was a professional wrestler for 30 plus years...

[@robertmiles1603]

"Canada SUCKS." - Peter Griffin (He's right. I know. I live here.)

[@jsinjapan1689]

Alternate title: “Billy Potter and the Neverending Roddy of Darkness”. Sounds much more badass than it actually is.

[@WheresMyKiwis]

literally stopped the video to watch chris farley living in a van down by the river...