Rudest Insults Ever!!

[@outerspace9392]

They stopped wearing their hats backwards. *DAD STAGE INITIATED*

[@Dustinchugs]

Fuck I feel this

[@joshwhitworth7355]

They’re leaking dad tho

[@Fergusona92]

At least they didn't tuck their ears in their hats.

[@laoxhype9067]

Whoa 666 liked don't touch this!!!

[@outerspace9392]

@@Fergusona92 or wear short sleeve flannels buttoned up

[@ryanleatigaga7596]

"Ew." -My doctor after I was born.

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Lol

[@seanglueckert8312]

"put me back" -me after I was born.

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

Are you the real Shock Master?

[@bdaarmy9736]

@@seanglueckert8312 Same

[@matthewtayloryowieresearch1912]

When I was born, the mid-wife didn't slap my backside, she slapped my mother. Didyabringyabongalong Station, Central Queensland, Australia.

[@rudi_tabootie]

Austin: *breaths* Jared: HAHAHAHDHAHDHSJAHHAHSHDHUEHSUEHHAHHAHAHUEHUEHUEHAHAHAHARHAHARHARHARHEEHEEHOO

[@elkiensad7003]

Wyatt Underwood same tho tbh this mans funny

[@SanicStudios]

Austin: exists Jared: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYGzl6Ztj6h0h8U

[@destiny6027]

SanicStudios my god

[@Tharsis_]

Yeah, and the fact that his laugh is so obviously fake and not genuine doesn't help... Don't get me wrong though, I really, really enjoy watching their videos.

[@weenbeen9104]

Nobody makes Jared laugh more than Austin

[@rodrigofernandez5825]

Dickey: *Makes Nazi Salute* "So Marshawn Lynch was at a strip club..." Me: "This is what I came here for."

[@EvilAnarchy]

You mean you didn't love the leftover stripper bin comment

[@josephpallette4118]

@Ezra Sorrell Austin Dickey....

[@pietandersen6120]

Rodrigo Fernández Like what the fuck where did that come from? That was hilarious!

[@villainz2616]

Rodrigo Fernández Was

[@marty6779]

The lawful chaotic.

[@kattella]

I spit my water when Austin apologized for the unintentional nazi salute. Laughed so hard lol. You guys are the best!

[@Nathanthepleb]

The biggest insult ever is you guys not being sponsored by War Robots

[@tonigoldbeck1600]

Hah it happened

[@MattsLPcz]

they were

[@alyxl4mb904]

HEY GUESS WHAT

[@danielschnitzer7044]

SAY NO MORE

[@whknws9595]

Some dude in a truck yelled "DYKES!" at me and my friend while we were walking. We're both guys.

[@johnnyghoul8100]

If you think about it he's right

[@whknws9595]

@@johnnyghoul8100 I'm confused by your level of confusion

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

He assumed the worst your not alone on that bruh someone called me and my friend lesbians and threw garbage at me her and are both straight ( into dudes ) best friends and co workers

[@SlyHikari03]

at least it isn't the other word that sounds the same.

[@seanellis5410]

Best insult I’ve ever heard was my suitemate sophomore year talking about his roommate. He said “all he watches is 80s sci fi and adventure movies and all he listens to is AC/DC and movie soundtracks. He’s such a Walmart brand human.” I’ve stolen that insult from him many times.

[@comically_large_chungus]

AC/DC is fucking awesome

[@milowolfface9392]

Walmart brand human....holy shit I lost it.

[@darkfrozenwinterstar3639]

What‘s so insulting about that? I‘m german and just know Walmart is a supermarket

[@angus2016young]

+Sean Ellis AC/DC rules!!!! 🖤😈🤘

[@fern7710]

+Der Coreminister I don't quite understand what is insulting about it either, and I'm American. The only thing I can guess is that since Wal-Mart sells a little of everything (you can get food, clothes, toys, electronics, make-up, et cetera) they are saying that based off the person's interests they are unoriginal or something... I really don't know either.

[@UncleRJ]

I am a very, very picky eater. So this one time, I was at my friend's house and his granny gave me a food I don't eat. Very upset, she proceed to yell, "Even goats are healthier than you!"

[@natedavid3873]

HellishBanana Thats rough dude

[@hellishbanana3731]

@@natedavid3873 yeet

[@ronnyo283]

He wasn't wrong

[@harrisonglenn2000]

I'm a picky eater too and I feel your pain. I hate eating out with distant family for this reason.

[@MotivGuy94]

Dude being a picky eater fucking sucks... So many foods look so good and I just can't like em...

[@wizardvozk5874]

“Don’t listen to him, he was born on a highway. It’s where most accidents happen.” -Spongebob’s puppet

[@marisasuangka2569]

An old man called me “ satans hooker “ I just busted out laughing and replied with “ how did you know” and walked away

[@SevenGC89]

After watching Jared for years I've come to the conclusion that he is only able to do 1 voice to describe everyone lmao

[@lippi2171]

He did the "old man transatlantic voice" like 5 times in this video haha

[@sirzack0002]

Once I stopped going to church and became a "real atheist", my friends parents told me that I was no longer welcome on their property. So, there's that.

[@MotivGuy94]

Unfortunately religious people tend to get to... Absorbed by their religion that it ends up running there lives. I have a hard time believing there's a god when amazing people like Karl Stefan has to suffer.

[@sirzack0002]

@@MotivGuy94 lol nice memeage. But, thank you for acknowledging that. Like, since I've been a true atheist, life has been great! I live by the golden rule. "Treat others how you want to be treated." But, apparently, to some people, that doesn't exist.

[@MotivGuy94]

@@sirzack0002 Because the way I feel about religion is I believe that there is a God but not in the way that The Bible interprets it like I believe that there Is a superior being out there

[@A-man1998]

That's harsh my dude. Sorry to hear your friends parents are such pricks. But I'm sure you have friends with much cooler parents!

[@520angling5]

MobileGameReviews I’m a Christian and I don’t have a problem with what Zach is saying but I am constantly given shit by atheists for being Christian.

[@disposablefun]

"You look trendy" -some random 5 year old,2018

[@ziggystardust7459]

appreciate johnny & sid pfp

[@RetroIsaac]

Brutal. Kid's keep it real.

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

A 5 year old don't feel bad he doesn't know any better the kid probably learned that word from thier parents

[@tstorkify]

The emo Drake and Josh strike again

[@TheRoyalCheez]

this is inaccurate drake and josh didnt like each other

[@dianalopez9134]

I was with my SO. We had the song "Breaking the Law" stuck in our heads so when we saw a dude speed walk a red light on a busy street we jokingly sang the chorus of the song. The dude thought we were making fun of him directly and said, "Yeah. Well. My I.Q. is higher than yours!"

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Damn you met Ben Shapiro?

[@298yen7]

My mom told me I was just like my father once That was pretty rough

[@z0minos13]

slightly aroused i feel that one

[@goroach1700]

Same

[@Chris_yes]

I have gotten that from my wife and I am proud actually lol.

[@fern7710]

I get that from my mom all the time, and every time it makes me happier.

[@musicguy8912]

Yeah that one cuts deep

[@spishyofficial]

Someone seriously needs to pick through all the DickeyDines videos and make a compilation of all the times Austin has made Jared nearly die of laughter. I wouldn't be surprised if it were an hour long vid!

[@thomascoulson8888]

My mom told me I was failed birth control dose that count as a insult

[@Tamanegi]

The fact that your name is disappointment 7 is either extremely ironic and/or sad

[@thomascoulson8888]

@@Tamanegi no it's bc people see me as a disappointment

[@INV3L1D]

disappointment 7 well maybe that’s why

[@JosieIsCozy]

Does* Also that sucks man

[@Chris_yes]

were you a failed dose of your mother?

[@robertweber2240]

"Wish your abortion wasn't a failure." Wouldn't have been that bad of an insult if it wasn't my mother who told me that.

[@ritualtaquito128]

I'm sorry...are you okay? I'm available if you need someone to talk to...ik that sounds sus as fuck but I mean it bro...it hurts...I'm here for ya if you need anything...like...honest

[@andrewpappas9311]

Jesus…

[@catetaylor8675]

The way Austins ears flop when me moves makes me tingle

[@yaboicolvin2870]

This comment makes me uncomfortable

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

Yaboi Colvin same...

[@shmorange]

i don’t like this comment at all. nope.

[@erzsblasfantaven3334]

You've been posting a lot lately, cool

[@guitar4you124]

@Tre Turner sadly😪

[@sam.graff_7158]

I bet they like their job. I definitely would.

[@fushiguro8913]

The worst thing said to me by my teacher (not really rude) 'the spark of academia does not burn brightly in you' and that pissed me off

[@borisscatterbrayne6502]

That is the most pretentious insult I've ever heard

[@fushiguro8913]

He went to Oxford university to study 'classics', he's about as pretentious as you can get lol

[@EvilSewnit]

Matt Jones What is “classics”?

[@fushiguro8913]

It's basically studying ancient Greece/Rome and their literature/philosophy/archaeology/history and you have to learn Greek and Latin and stuff

[@memphisshallbelaidtowaste4698]

Academia is brain-washing isn't it?

[@Aelfons]

A couple of years ago my wife and I were going to the store and we hade her moms dog with us. It was hot outside and we thought it would be cruel to leave the dog by him self, so I waited ourtside with him. I sat on the ground and was looking on my phone next to the exit. This older lady comes out, I look up thinking it might be my wife, it wasn't so I look down again. She walks up top me and extends her closed hand towards me, not saying a word, I see that she is clearly giving me something. In confusion i extends my hand to her. She gives me 5 swedish kronor (about 5 US cents) and leaves. I looked at the coin for about half a minute strait. I did not know if I was supposed to be glad or upset. I still don't.

[@smogdanoff7053]

Aelfons Fyfan vad roligt!

[@daionsavage]

More like 50 cents, still funny though. (Annars vore en dollar värd 100 spänn).

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

I'd be confused too the old lady assumed your where homeless oh my god woah and forgien money I'd keep that

[@mrsiuuuuuuuu8620]

When i was in hospital 4 months ago i had pnemounia on a crazy level. It got so bad i couldnt Walk and breath for a couple weeks and i couldnt eat either so i went down on anorexia level. Then i heard a doctor say ”is that a skeleton?”. It hurt My soul...

[@NivanSharma]

Oof

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

That must've hurt your soul too so sorry that happened to you that sucks big time

[@willmulligan9311]

Somebody once genuinely asked me if I had Autism.

[@calebheney302]

i sometimes purposley act retarded so when i do something smart people get all shocked

[@fredreindljr1996]

I actually do have autism and being called retarded doesn't offend me.

[@isobellahuntley7951]

@@fredreindljr1996 Same

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

I would say, I don't know, I haven't figured it out yet. My mom's been trying to get me diagnosed for years.

[@gjgsssgjgsss]

I would just ask if there is anything wrong with that

[@dakotasrocks]

I was wearing an Avenged Sevenfold tee shirt, and a guy with bible flyers walks up to me and tells me “you look like you need Jesus in your life”

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

Oof

[@x_jh_x]

"Excuse me" "There is no excuse for you" -Mom, 2014 She was joking but damn😂 Edit: Holy shit thanks for the likes and shout out to my mom for her savagery🤘

[@milowolfface9392]

God damn, your mama is fucking awesome. Also the fuck was she on when she had you then?

[@jordanmurray410]

My history teacher used to tell us this

[@floydfreeman1318]

xJose Hernandezx my parents called me an accident once as a joke

[@albertgein3082]

'Your driving me to drinking '. Mom: every day of my life.

[@southofheck]

I think that if there’s any band shirts that look weird without sleeves, it’s Ghost shirts

[@emilyvaitkevicius1934]

oddly tru

[@Changeproductions21]

The worst thing anyone has ever called me is "Dickey-Diner" :/

[@ReidGarwin]

Sounds like a fun place to eat too

[@phantomechelon3628]

Thats a badge we all wear with pride here. ;) We are all Dickey Diners.

[@nathanlevesque48]

So, recently, I had THE NICEST customer ever🙄🙄🙄… I have eczema (which is dry skin, for those that don’t know jic) and I work at a grocery store. So my eczema tends to “flare up” sometimes like it looks all red and raw and just downright disgusting to look at. So at work, I was bagging and I had about a half an hour before the end of my shift, and my eczema was flaring up BADLY! This older gentleman comes through my line and asked me what was on my arms. The eczema was also on my neck & face; and even ALL OVER my upper body & it looked like I got a really bad sunburn. But anyways; the man asked what was on my arms. I told him it was eczema. He asked what that was, and I said it was a genetic dry skin disorder and he LITERALLY said to me “Don’t bag my groceries! I don’t want you touching my stuff. If you touch anything, I will go to your manager and have you fired!” One of the assistant managers Janine walked over to come bag for me and tried to explain to him what it was and she told him that she had it also on her hands. He told HER not to touch his stuff as well. So Janine closed down the register next to me and asked the cashier if she could bag for me. The cashier Amanda said that she had it also, and the guy said “Fuck it! I’ll bag it myself!” I went to walk up to the front and the guy went to grab a box and SHOVED me out of the way! I was PISSED! Luckily, I kept my cool and just let it go. Janine called the managers’ office and told the manager up there that the guy was really rude and put me on the spot like that. The manager Ron talked to the guy and told him that what he did was uncalled for. The thing that sucks is that the guy was AT LEAST in his seventies so you’d think that he’d been around long enough to know what eczema was, and been more understanding and not be such a dick about it. If I was him, I would’ve been nicer about it and politely asked myself (ironic) to please not bag my groceries just in case if it was contagious or not. When the guy went to leave, I walked over to him jokingly scratching my arm and said “Have a Nice Day!” with the BIGGEST smile on my face. He was not happy and neither was I. So yeah, #FUCKTHATGUY!!!

[@NivanSharma]

That guy is a moron

[@borbleborb4586]

2:34

[@nathanlevesque48]

@@borbleborb4586 yes, their explanation is true, but there’s a difference between *that* and just being ignorant

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

Wow that's terrible for the guy to assume shit like that very rude good idea to stay calm your eczema is definitely not contagious at all the guy could've been banned going to your co workers to help you and gotten both managers is the best thing to do

[@borbleborb4586]

Maybe he thought you were the absorber guy from Doctor Who

[@chrismiller396]

Im in Australia and my 22nd birthday just stared 3 minutes ago according to my clock. Thank you guys, perfect timing hahahaaaaa!

[@thomascoulson8888]

Happy birthday m8

[@rubberduckdebug]

Happy birthday from Sydney!

[@chrismiller396]

Thank you from Sydney!

[@natesquiggles6666]

Happy birthday kiddo

[@michaelberresford4291]

Hey my birthday was yesterday.

[@sideflop9529]

Some lady in Walmart told me I'm going to hell for having tattoos. Never talked to her before in my life, I asked her to save me a seat, she walked away looking all pissed

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

Awesome comeback wow she has no taste at all I hate people like that

[@SwagaliousSuperMan]

I once had a homeless man outside of my work ask me for money, I don’t keep cash on me so I said no and apologized. This dude had the audacity to call me broke.

[@TheShawnRaven]

The one insult that stood out the most was me being compared to a duck for an entire year back in primary school by everyone in my class, teachers included. All cos I decided to do a mocking sound effect of defeat when the teacher was handing out test results and one of the teachers nicknamed me Duckshaan. The joke went so far to people ACTUALLY comparing me to a duck from my mannerisms to my face. I was emotionally scarred the whole time. Cried a few times to. Pretty ridiculous. But it's the truth. 😞 P. S. Austin. Sending you hugs for that insult you got back then. Just cos I don't like seeing my KOMBUCHA BOI sad.

[@grant9005]

Not trying to be mean but that would get annoying after the first time lol

[@A-man1998]

Sorry to hear that dude. Fuck those guys, they're not worth your time.

[@DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik]

Why the fuck is there a talking duck? Oh-

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

I would've transferred schools at that point dude

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Dude i had the same thing in 8th grade, we had a school video to record, and during my lines the guy with the camera just kept whispering “troll” into the mic. It was before the whole internet-troll thing. So yeah, it caught on when the video was shown to the class, and I had the entire grade, including teachers, thinking it was funny to refer to me as “troll” literally until i left the school.

[@mikkyvile3554]

From 2nd grade to like 6th I was called “monkey boy” because of my really bad ADHD and my very curly hair... my 2nd grade teacher started it

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

A teacher started that eekks she could've gotten fired for that I'm sorry dude I would've asked to transfer schools at that point

[@TarksGauntlet]

I've been called a lot of things, but the one that stuck was simply "Squirrely." Because I know the person who said it meant it for me, and it was inspired by me. Not like other insults that are text book and ordinary in comparison. It's easy to brush off the common ones. They don't take effort or inspiration and mean way less as a result.

[@spudinator1522]

The song they played that when I was born "When u try your best but you don't suuuuucccceeeeddddd"

[@radubadea9592]

Blow it up again! * laughs maniacally*

[@gagewartenbe6690]

Jared: Do you remember... Both of them: HAHAHAHAHA

[@kilkrook]

Austin : says literally anything Jared : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

[@Stery0typical]

I love the video it's probably one of my favorites! I love to rant though so... 3:37 to 4:34 I agree 100%. I'm a Christian and it really annoys me when some of the self-righteous assholes in our religion can't accept people when it's literally one of the biggest parts of the religion! I do my best to be good, forgiving, honorable and they call me the Godless hypocrite. Stop using a religion about equality to "make yourself better" than everyone. We're all sinners; embrace your brothers and sisters! And also metal is great... And I don't sound like a preacher when I speak typically. Rant over.

[@neoseverus8386]

Well said! I'm a Christian and I agree.

[@michaelsaul7577]

At 11:12 , I swear the first time I listened, Jared said "boneless guy"

[@jackbundy5183]

In high school there was a severely disabled student in a wheelchair and his mouth was constantly hanging open, and people called him R2-D2

[@szymonkolendo509]

I know it's bad, but I chuckled a little

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Not sure how a hanging mouth equates to being called a droid.

[@jackbundy5183]

@@kaelanmcalpine2011 It's because he was in a wheelchair....

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

R2D2 oh my god that's so awful the poor guy goes through so much and being called r2d2 and mouth open too that's something he can't control that I feel bad for the guy

[@michaelallen9081]

I got a C- in math class, and while we were eating with our whole family my brother brought it up, and called my entire life a joke in the process.

[@alekm1374]

One time I was next to kindergartener, and I said hi. The kindergartener replies with, "Slit your wrists and do push ups in bath salt."

[@reymiyamoto5717]

r/thathappend

[@calebheney302]

bullshit

[@jackedhouse2066]

@@reymiyamoto5717 r/wooosh

[@lichkrieg4898]

I was in rehab with a dude who shot bath salts in his neck....he was weird as hell. That's all.

[@brettrobinson7486]

Thats metal as fuck

[@theemeraldslash6999]

8:10 I spit my drink all over my laptop thanks Austin

[@littlebofawn]

this is just the harsh reality i’ve come to terms with - austin 🤣

[@jaye1232]

"Are you thrush? 'Cause you're an irritating cunt." - me talking to my mom about good insults while we were in the car. She screamed with laughter so loud that people across the street were staring at the car. xD

[@ElectroNinjaHD]

At least 3 or 4 kids in my high school that wear Metallica shirts and they don’t even listen to Metallica or metal

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

I saw one of my school's cheerleaders wear one. I doubt she listens to them but this was spirit week...on my birthday.....on Decades Day, so I allowed it. This was a couple weeks ago actually. I went as the 80s thrasher.....wearing an Iron Maiden shirt. Well ok at least i listened to nothing but 80s thrash all day, until after the parade anyway.

[@EyesofDeceitOfficial]

#posers

[@rebelfiend1193]

@@kaelanmcalpine2011 iron maiden isn’t thrash

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

@@rebelfiend1193 Yeah those ellipses were there for a reason you know.

[@sidthejovian5105]

Seen alot of people in my country wear Metallica shirts and they don't know them nor listen to metal too 😂😭

[@rzsteve160]

I was told I was a "devil worshiper" when I started listening to death core. I took it as a compliment

[@Jes.117]

I liked the door stories cause I can relate so much cause I am that weird person that will wait to hold the door open even if your like 30 feet away lmao

[@notthefpopelongtimeagogala28]

When I was a kid, my step dad would frequently yell out the window of his car at people "Go on a diet, fatty!" and other things along those lines, as well as encouraging me to do the same. These were just typical occurances for me as a 9 year old boy.

[@yeetbomb2015]

Girl at my school wore a Metallica shirt. I saw this and was all "oh so you like Metallica?". She responded with "oh no I saw this at hot topic and liked the design". Ffs why

[@boogie3718]

Now you see my friend.... That's why steel toe boots exist.

[@cygnustsp]

Reminds me of the scene in SLC Punk! Never seen that movie? It's not metal, but it's awesome.

[@jaye1232]

There were these 2 boys in my class that once they found out I had chihuahuas, they would always say to me; "I'm going to kill your dogs" "I'm going to throw them on the BBQ" and shit like that. Like, wtf??

[@waspywalker]

As a freshmen, these group of classmates thought I was a coke addict cause I’d go into the back of the class, put my hoodie up and go to sleep.

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

Yikes

[@jahoyhoy9496]

"You have a big face. Do you think in IMAX?" - 7th grade girl to my super self-conscious friend

[@codexnecro3917]

I came here for the War Robots, I am disappointed.

[@jamessigrist9272]

From New Orleans: Yes, the tea is exactly like that.

[@philliplovell7854]

I was adopted and raised in a Baptist pastors home, in 8th or 9th grade I was told by my Christian school teacher I wouldn't make it to 16. I was a bit of a trouble maker in the sense I was ratted out for drinking at a party in my tiny Kansas town and maybe caught with pot and condoms once or twice . Regardless not something you say to a 14 year old kid. I just turned 30 last week so take that Mrs Hinnman!

[@endrik1982]

Had an older lady I used to work with call me "decent" and I have no idea why but it was the most insulted I've ever been and I was bullied my whole life

[@kevinbeets1990]

I was listening to slipknot when riding my bike to school through a Bluetooth speaker and I stopped at a store to pick up a monster when some random lady came and told me I'm going to hell for listening to devil music so then I said ok see you there

[@freeds6601]

*Slow clap*

[@A-man1998]

Burn!

[@xavierouellet3748]

Slipknot and monster lmao

[@darkathmanson]

The real insult is you listening to slipknot

[@turbkey1380]

Jesus Melero no

[@cyronanthral6708]

Two kids on a playground called me fat repeatedly and attacked me with rotting pieces of fruit that was on the ground. They were both very young and didn't really phase me all that much but somehow my resilience inspired several other small kids to attack them... I walked away in the confusion

[@Anthony-ob5fy]

Jared: And they're the people that are like "Oooohh, you're wearing a shirt that says 'Metallica'" *looks down at my Master Of Puppets tee that I'm currently wearing* Nobody says stuff like that to me, though, lol.

[@Microtonal_Cats]

6:00 That guy who didn't think you could possibly have been in first class...when you got on the plane, you coulda leaned across the aisle and asked him, "Pardon me, would you any Grey Poupon?"

[@YLS8763]

You guys are so damn funny together! I was laughing out loud nearly the whole time!

[@isabelperry4097]

A memorable one for me: I had a group of people following me around at lunch chanting, "Hail Satan " which actually was pretty funny, but I was trying to read, so I was a little irritated.

[@gabefunnychuff4592]

In elementary I had ears that stuck out a ton and I literally got bullied in the bus everyday by these same kids. I’ve since gotten corrective surgery and left that town.

[@calebheney302]

growing your hair out is way cheaper than surgery juat sayin, worked for me

[@ianharrison5264]

Someone once leaned out of a window while I was longboarding in DC and screamed at me “move out the road you fucking asthma attack” That shit floored me

[@bardownedits9718]

6:36 DEMONITIZED

[@hayes4762]

That first class story has me laughing my ass off... something similar happened to me where a man tapped me on the shoulder and said "I think your in the wrong line" to which I responded "Oh, I'm sorry I thought this was the first class line, not the asshole line."

[@xerrath8658]

While going through chemo treatment I was still working my full-time job in a restaurant while delivering food to the table refused me to bring them food because they accused me of being ill and they didn’t want to get sick without even asking me why I was wearing a mask

[@tylerbaars1173]

That's fucked I hope you're feeling well now

[@xerrath8658]

Oh ya been like 6 years since then I’m all good lol but had to wear the mask to keep from getting sick myself they just assumed I was preventing others from getting sick

[@Death2unicorns]

Damn that's horrible! Glad to hear you're all good now though.

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

That's messed up

[@coledunnachie555]

When dines daddy said 'mommy he's a little different' it hit me right in the feeeeeeels my guy

[@gwenlavish6849]

I remember in 7th grade, when my acne was very prominent, this kid who sat next to me asked "why do have like needles in your nose?" My blackheads were very dark at the time and I always had acne from a young age but it was 7th grade when acne was normal. My table mates all looked at him with shocked faces as he just insulted the emo girl of the grade lol. If anything I was embarrassed over how visible they were.

[@kaitlinlennox2378]

I feel you there I was made of for having acne too happens to everyone hun

[@sfsgh0st707]

"Ive once held open a door for an entire movie theater of people" omfg ive done this shit too. i was also raised to hold open the door for people and ive been caught in this "trap" of holding the door open for my family/friends and then the huge ass wave of people come pouring through the door and the people im with are trying to leave and im stuck there holding the door cause i dont just wanna let it close lol

[@alexsmith2885]

It bothers me, just the MOST, how uneven that sound proof foam wall piece is.

[@magicmandan9294]

A while back I was waiting at the bus stop sitting next to a woman and her two toddlers. I had my headphones but I could hear the woman's three year old daughter, in the broadest northern accent ever, "why's he got long hair?" I had to stomach that laughter for a good minute.

[@tomthecat-uq2pe]

Some kid called me daddy troubles. I have 2 moms

[@Syndication-13]

When I was in 6th grade, there was this one kid who used all his energy to make my life a living hell. Despite this, I tried to be nice to him. One day, I saw him reading this book that I had read previously and enjoyed. I went up to him and said that it was a great book and asked him what he thought of it. He looked me dead in the eye and responded with "Go die. Go die in a hole." I floundered for a moment, taken aback by his tone at such an innocent question, before finally telling him that he should "take his own advice," before walking away. I still use that line sometimes when people insult me in similar ways.

[@RedRider197]

I'm glad you know about Oreos being vegan hahaha. Also, just because a company also makes non vegan products isn't a reason to boycott them. The grocery store sells non vegan products, should we boycott the grocery store? Just wanted to clarify that with Austin. Thanks for all the funny videos guys :) also, I would hold the door open for you guys hahaha.

[@thirdeye3075]

Austin: says anything Jared: Agressively slams table

[@boby321697]

It wasn't meant to be rude but earlier today someone said "you're a Satanist, right?"

[@dougdalesmadome2382]

“You’ll come back when you’re older and wiser” people like this give Christians a bad name. And it sucks cuz there’s so many people like that to the point that when I say I’m a Christian, people think I’m a self righteous asshole. Love you guys btw👍👍👍👍👍

[@c-lao]

I'll tell you the funniest insult I have ever heard. " douchebaguette

[@zerogray594]

Some kid once told me I looked like I'd been in prison. My mom also once said she doesn't want my sister to end up like me so that's just great

[@Badusername2000]

Ive discovered something, jared is a normie that got adopted by austin in attempts to teach him the way of the meme, but he still doesnt really get it.

[@JamesSmith-gk8sz]

Was walking my dog one day through the adjacent neighborhood that’s very upper end and posh. Dogs, as they all do, take craps where they please and there’s no stopping it once it starts. So, I’m walking along and my 90 lbs. pitbull takes a pretty gnarly dump on someone’s lawn. The grass was so tall that it was nearly impossible to pick up her poop completely, so I did the best I could and got the majority of it. Five minutes later I was just about to exit the neighborhood; the entire time hearing screeching wheels and brakes all over the place to the point where I couldn’t understand what the hell was happening. Just as I’m exiting this random lady’s screeching voice yelled at me from behind, “ did your dog just poop on my lawn?” I, at first, wasn’t even sure what to say. How miserable a person must you have to be to go and speed around your neighborhood in a mini-van to try and find someone who’s dog took a crap on your lawn? That aside, I replied “I can’t be sure it was your lawn, but my dog did relieve herself and I did my best to clean it up”. To this she was like, “well you better do a better fucking job next time cause my dogs will run through that and then track it inside….etc” and it just kept going. Finally, realizing this is how she was with everyone, I decided to take off my shirt (been body building for a while and decided this probably was the best way to scare someone off) and walked right up to the window and was like, “K I’m not doing anything illegal and your screaming at someone for their dog’s crap like a three year old parked in the middle of the street in a minivan. If you want to handle this then step out of the car and we’ll handle it”. Peeled out like the world was ending and that was that. Just ridiculous.

[@OrionWeidman]

In my junior year of HS I left my jacket in a previous class and asked the teacher if I could get it. I had to run from the other side of the school and back, and bear in mind I have asthma and have other physical problems. By the time I got halfway through back to the class I was already wheezing. When I got back I couldn't breathe and felt like I was going to vomit. I asked for a drink of water and the teacher not only refused to let me have water, but also scolded me for my physical form in front of the whole classroom.

[@toprak3479]

What an asshole. You should've called your parents and handed the principle a doctor report and claim that you could've died or someshit to get that fucker fired.

[@boozer216]

Damn dude. That's fucked up

[@troysmithfr]

Yeah if that were me I definitely wouldn't have let that slide.

[@Ben-tg6ov]

Should've told your parents, the principal and other teachers. That's fucked up.

[@morpho.genesis.]

Holy shit, I was cry laughing at the First Class part. So funny.

[@chaoticneutral1090]

Watching these videos make me laugh so much but it also makes me wish I had friends I could have fun with like you guys do :^)

[@willproper6577]

17:37 I live in New York and every day at school when I hold the door for people it's like I'm just a doorstop and nobody acknowledges me 🤣 that's just how it is in New York

[@danielnicholson921]

I was sitting at my lunch table in high school with my friends and a couple of random guys that never sat there before were sitting a couple of seats over for some reason. My friends and I were talking about what characters we look like and one of those guys just randomly says "You look like an uncircumcised penis" to me for some reason.

[@Dwendele]

I'm a (kinda) old dude, and I'm the saltiest grumpy old man... To people I know. I'm a total sweetheart to strangers.

[@elkiensad7003]

austin makes me laugh when i’m severely depressed

[@ThePreyAnimal]

19:44 the minute he finished this sentence I got a crystal vision center ad 😭

[@xenounde0]

Im christian but im very strait forward about it: God: "Im bored, BOOM! UNIVERSE!" The end. I dont think he answers all prayers watches you every second, but he is aware of all presence. "yOuLl cOmE bAcK tO gOd SoMeDaY" like get that sheet outta here.

[@bonnibloop_]

living in the south, i can confirm that, yes, the sweet tea is that bad

[@cooperkaesemeyer2220]

I broke my leg and had it in a cast and I was in a wheel chair my mother and I were at the stor and a little girl said what is wrong with him and her mom said. Stay away from that cripple

[@hazeleye99]

Wow, those people are scum. Don't worry. You're way better than them.

[@robyntheslytherin]

Waiting in a line then going to the back and waiting again is what hell is in Supernatural 😂

[@tylerbaars1173]

2: "You know no one in this class likes you right?" A girl said to me in senior year of school. After I had already moved school districts because of stuff like that lol that one stuck with me even though it only happened like 1 or 2 years ago These were the same girls that made a joke out of this kids fallout shirt after a bomb threat posted a picture of it on Twitter and it went viral...it was not a good day for him we ended up having to leave the classroom because of that 2nd one: "you guys are idiots" after we gave a man the sandwich he ordered because apparently it was supposed to be something else. Also there was an autistic girl at the register so I'm sure that will stick with her. It's because of this job I don't like old people until proven innocent now haha

[@tylerbaars1173]

Trending not viral my bad but yeah idk what ever happened though

[@grant9005]

Im so glad I graduated from school as i heard shit like that on a daily basis to me or others, its all just a big joke. The teachers and the students who go their. Hope you're out soon, trust me. School is literally hell but once its over you will love life

[@tylerbaars1173]

@@grant9005 oh I'm out now been graduated about a year now and yeah definitely more happy. This happened senior year too which is the worst part. So at that point I was just like ok lol

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Well in 9th grade I remember I was called a school shooter for at least the first half of the year simply because I listen to metal, even though I should every reason that says otherwise. One joke got me out of the school fast, and not in the way I would've liked either. It persisted on and off again into my 10th grade year, even though it was at a different school, though it's mostly because there are people at my current school who have friends there. I haven't heard anything during my Junior year though.

[@louismurdoch5100]

Living in New Jersey the holding the door thing is true I always try to say thank you but not a lot of people do