This movie is on repeat in Hell | So Bad It's Good

[@ravendark_7250]

This movie is the answer to "Can we stop and get blade?" Only to hear "we have blade at home" This is blade at home.

[@ihatevnecks7015]

Blade at home, except home is a cardboard box in an alley

[@sea-envy3137]

Gerald Okamura was in both

[@JasonBrant]

😂🤣

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Now I want to get this just to replace the title on the cover with "Blade At Home"

[@RustBunny]

When you decide to make your own spiritual successor to After Last Season, make sure you get two lights, plenty of cardboard boxes, and while Jason can write the screenplay, Erin has to write the dialogue.

[@JasonBrant]

Consider it done.

[@nightlordAL]

Hhhrrruuu....

[@RustBunny]

@@JasonBrant Don't forget, you can use Dave's knees for some of the Foley recording, just have him stand up a few times.

[@CorbCorbin]

I will do the score!

[@AnikMonette]

And both of them have to be drunk as heck!😂

[@stonecoldku4161]

8:32 And the Oscar goes to unnamed woman from Vampire Assassin for acting like she was not disgusted by the lick/kiss/bite to the elbow.

[@JasonBrant]

WTF was that?

[@socasack]

"The only cleave..." Had me rolling with Erin

[@JasonBrant]

Cracked herself up with that one.

[@TruOnyxfire]

Okamura's drunk acting reminds me sooooo much of Wings Hauser's Academy Award winning performance all throughout "Champagne and Bullets".

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I’m trying to figure out which of these men was more blackout, and I think it’s Haydee since he was in more of the movie, drinking on-screen, and did not once appear to be of sound mind. Plus he seemed like he was ready to get into a fight at any moment. Okumura just seems kinda sleepy.

[@jamesragsdale3069]

Immediately hit with worse special effects than a college film. Love it.

[@jamesragsdale3069]

Wow, halfway in and I'm begging for more vampires in super awful wigs and awful special effects.

[@JasonBrant]

It's so bad.

[@ptonpc]

They should have had the actress playing the sassy vampire in the police + warehouse scene, give the rest of them pointers for acting.

[@tarnin]

Brian's knowledge of the back catalog is so extensive I'm in fear of his brain. He has to watch these over and over while editing and this info is seared into his long term memory.

[@FlyboyHelosim]

Does Brian edit these videos?

[@JasonBrant]

The knowledgeable stud in the videos is me. I also edit them.

[@JasonBrant]

I do. Brian watches the movies and drinks the beer.

[@chinghamburger2200]

Don't you mean you are in fear of his Brian 😉😂😂

[@Stevenspielburger]

Erin's laughing fit at her own joke is hilarious!

[@JasonBrant]

She's the funniest person she knows.

[@zombie..]

I know y’all hated this one but it was absolutely hilarious to watch!! I died! The jokes, the references, and the Blade beats were sick!

[@JasonBrant]

Hated? We all certified it SBIG.

[@zombie..]

Pardon, hated on. The riffing was glorious 🙌

[@stevenx2523]

This whole thing screams "someone put out an ad online if anyone wanted to be in a movie, then people responded so they went fuck it and actually followed through" energy. Tremendous.

[@JasonBrant]

😂🤣

[@jamesnorman9160]

"So how far can we stretch our tiny budget?" "Yes." I believe that may be a true story.

[@JasonBrant]

Budget?

[@jamesnorman9160]

@@JasonBrant You know, maybe the accumulated pocket change of the cast and crew? Perhaps?

[@stonecoldku4161]

"Let it go son. Let it go." "Listen to me son. Listen to me good." The director to the script writer "Listen we have Rudy Ray Moore for this part. We have to extend his stay with us because he is just so cool. Make him repeat every line. Every line!"

[@JasonBrant]

That would be the only correct decision they made.

[@Foxtrot-Uniform-CharlieKilo]

Gerald Okamura showed up on set and they got him super liquored up to hide what frauds they were as filmmakers🤣

[@JasonBrant]

Wonder if it worked?

[@Foxtrot-Uniform-CharlieKilo]

@@JasonBrant oh im sure that just like every time someone gets you drunk he didnt notice jack at the time but had major regrets when he sobered up and the memories came slowly back

[@SteeleZack]

He was in Samurai Cop prior to this and yet that was not the worst movie he has been in.

[@Yousadclownofaman]

I love when Eric goes full Tusken Raider & starts desperately inhaling to get enough air in to form laughter

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

This makes Samurai Cop look like Citizen Kane by comparison.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 It really does.

[@anikmonette2140]

@@JasonBrant Except that Samouraï Cop was well lit, to the point of being often overexposed!🙃 Also the actors of SC often looked like as if they were sweating their a** off because of how sunny and hot the filming was! The director must have thought the quality would be better if he filmed at noon during a heatwave...😆

[@MiqelDotCom]

It's nice to see people yell with excitement at the mention of Rudy Ray Moore!! Long live Dolemite! 💜

[@JasonBrant]

The man is a legend.

[@mephistopheles4910]

That cyclone twirl Butterknife (since it's a Blade knock off) did had me in tears. I rewatched that part alone multiple times.

[@JasonBrant]

What the hell was he thinking?

[@villematiashaukia9633]

Dracula Murderer... Werewolf Offender... Zombie DUI... Ogre Jaywalker

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@williambourque926]

I think I would like to see werewolf offender...

[@isaacsmith6878]

And the most lethal of them all... The Witch prostitute... she's got 500 years worth of experience and stds

[@rickerpenor]

Less than a minute in and this is some of the greatest effects I have witnessed. Let's Go!

[@JasonBrant]

It gets worse.

[@rickerpenor]

@@JasonBrant It was bad, but hilarious.

[@Eissey1879]

11:26 HAHAHA Brian face when he caught what he said and trying to explain his way out of it. You guys are great

[@kevinramsey417]

Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? Then you're ready for Rollergator!

[@JasonBrant]

I'll see if we have a copy of it.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

I heard that in Jesse Ventura's voice, from The Running Man🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Clockworkorangecassidy]

@@megatronjenkins2473 That's the ticket! No pain-no gain!

[@ExUSSailor]

OK, this IS a vanity project! It was written by, directed by, and, "stars" Ron Hall.

[@JasonBrant]

Didn't even realize that.

[@chuckn4851]

Brian almost got everyone cancelled there lmao. The Quantum Leap edit right after was gold 🤣

[@Mayelito7]

is anyone going to mention that “Not-Blade” looks completely different than the guy on the movie poster? 😂😂😂

[@Ammeeeeeeer]

The cape thingy is killing me! This movie is an even bigger insult to vampires than Twilight! 🤣🤣🤣

[@s3.14dervision]

How dare you! Nothing is worse than Twilight! I forgive your blasphemy!! 🤣🤣🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️

[@JasonBrant]

The cape deflection is pure magic.

[@Humongous420]

To see this movie on a budget of $6 is giving it credit!

[@JasonBrant]

So true.

[@Humongous420]

@@JasonBrant I'd say they spent about Tree fiddy on this movie

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@Humongous420 Was the Loch Ness Monster an Executive Producer?

[@YouKnowWhatNow]

Your show may have saved my life. All the stuff I've seen, especially from Cannon films... Taught me what to do / not to do when jumping from a moving vehicle. I recently had to jump from a 45 mph vehicle. Onto concrete. Two broken ribs.

[@robotatomico83]

"Noone in this movie is a very good anything." Perfect review

[@DoomyMacDoomface]

Mike Stoklasa's favourite movie

[@Blutteufel]

Wanna know what it feels like to be on every drug at the same time? Try watching Ryan's Babe and kiss your sanity goodbye.

[@JasonBrant]

It's on the watchlist.

[@Frothenbath1]

That Neil Breen shirt is absolutely magical! One could even say "It's a magical day!"

[@JasonBrant]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@briancoulombe4517]

18:59 his mall ninja get up, was so cringe it killed them

[@RyllenKriel]

As a huge fan of Dolemite, The Human Tornado and The Disco Godfather... You had me at Rudy Ray Moore!

[@JasonBrant]

He's the best.

[@RyllenKriel]

@@JasonBrant Get a HOLD of yourself Bucky, you on angel dust!

[@tjpowers88]

9:20 oh my gosh that was great it was like for a second Erin was the comedian on stage and then the next second she was the audience. You guys rock, thanks for the fun, 🍻!

[@jackflash8218]

Happy Sunday to the SBIG crew. Coffee? Check. Pastry? Check. Figurative self-harm from bad movie watching? (sigh) Check. I'll be sending my psychotherapy bills to you lot.

[@JasonBrant]

Send them to Dave.

[@jackflash8218]

@@JasonBrant Best vid you've ever done! They're all entertaining, but the fact that you guys put yourselves through this just to gain greater understanding of what life is like for your dog... this one had heart. Well done! Except for Brian's overt & unabashed racism. That was unfortunate.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@jackflash8218 wait what, what racism?!?

[@jackflash8218]

@@megatronjenkins2473 He commented on how squinty the Asian guy's eyes were, purely to reference how drunk the guy seemed. Asian guy. Squinty eyes. Jason & Erin IMMEDIATELY started giving him the business for it. It was pretty damn funny. Just a poor choice of wording it. 😁

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@jackflash8218 ...guess I missed it. Thanks.

[@seanobrien798]

Wow! This movie was on a whole new level. A much, MUCH lower level than I thought could even exist.

[@Kensgaming-guns]

They did him dirty with the quantum leap reference 🤣🤣

[@tonyo3544]

From now on, this movie is called Crackula

[@martyguy5713]

How did this movie not win ALL the awards?!

[@JasonBrant]

They were screwed by the Academy.

[@lukefrey491]

I enjoy your videos! Your commentary helps brighten my day.

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

Man how desperate did these actors have to be to participate in that production lol

[@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145]

Is he a vampire or zombie? He's a ZOMPIRE! LOL *possibly a Vambie

[@AndrewWuellner]

Just took a six month break from this channel and now I'm STOKED to watch everything i've missed! haha

[@JasonBrant]

We missed ya!

[@susrev88]

starring: dollar store kanye

[@timothybrown2907]

9:40 oh hell yeah when Erin cracks up, it helps make the video

[@JasonBrant]

She broke a lot during this one.

[@DracoXhn]

Today Erin discovered her sequence of self destruction and entered a self imposed infinite loop!

[@Equality-7-2521]

I've only ever watched maybe three "Sam Never Made It Home" episodes, and that was the next-episode setup cliffhanger at the end of one of them. Well played.

[@zakn3954]

Thanks for putting this out early, it sucks having to wait until noon.

[@joshuadooley181]

19:30 Jason pulls the bicep push out Uncle Rico. Great review as always!

[@Tcoldsteel]

Brian can throw a football clear over those mountains

[@joshuadooley181]

@@Tcoldsteel If coach had played him they’d have been state champs. No doubt.

[@Tcoldsteel]

@@joshuadooley181 😂 😂 😂

[@u45.-]

You guys are like a modern day mystery science theater 3000 lol! Love the content !

[@garethdavies5044]

Love the energy of you guys! always entertaining!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much!!

[@BobBobSquared]

Love this episode. Comedic gold ! My wife & I laughed our asses off!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks, Bob!

[@holliemichailidis2951]

Watching yous while in hospital. Thanks for help take my mind off things.

[@JasonBrant]

In the hospital? Damn, hope you're okay.

[@holliemichailidis2951]

@@JasonBrant Its a crohns flare, nothing doctor's can't fix.

[@briancoulombe4517]

15:11 quick, run before they start doing the thriller dance

[@Greasyheels]

RLM hit on this but never went in-depth with it. I'm so glad you guys did.

[@TeksonikAudio]

If Neil Breen and the Polonia Brothers collaborated on a Kung-Fu movie. 10/10

[@JasonBrant]

Well said.

[@samuraiska320]

I been new to this channel. Started with the Steven Seagal movies to this. Erin's joke about "Cleave" had me going back over and over. Laughing as hard every time. 😂 This Channel is a Gem

[@johnganner6102]

Damn "Not-Blade" makes Shaq a strong contender for an Academy Award!

[@michmasharts8870]

This is like watching little kids play Cops and Vampires😂

[@JasonBrant]

With less lighting.

[@ihatevnecks7015]

This one's a Ron Hall vanity project too; the man is truly an omni-threat.

[@stonecoldku4161]

17:00 I know let me get myself really dizzy before I take a shot with my bow and arrow. That'll make it easier.

[@villematiashaukia9633]

You can develop film in a dark room with this light and not ruin it

[@JasonBrant]

Seriously.

[@azynkron]

These guys bought the "Vampire Lightning Plugin" for After Effects and went like: "So.. What now, Dave? We spent like 15 bucks on this.." "I guess we have to make a movie, Mike.." "But we only have 5 bucks left!" "It will be enough.."

[@JasonBrant]

$2.50 for Rudy Ray Moore and $2.50 for Gerald Okamura.

[@FrancisWoodcock-x7f]

Hence Capefu ! Covers lack of budget AND bad acting

[@las10plagas]

god, I was just watching a video about surgical failures and I'll need a surgery that was talked about in that video, some day. you uploaded at just the right time, Jason! now, I can calm down a bit :D

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Wait, you're going to have a surgical failure some day? I'd get my will ready, if I were you.

[@las10plagas]

@@megatronjenkins2473 NO! ... at least I hope so

[@carldzoga1348]

4:51 , When a movie Mind Murders EVERYONE at once🤣🤣☹🙃

[@GraemeTaylor-g8w]

Gerald Okamura was in the actual Blade in '98. Seven years later he gives us this. Glorious.

[@jonnuanez7183]

Perhaps my all time favorite KZbin channel here, over music and gym/fitness ones. And what's up with Brian spilling beer on his pants lately lol? Also gotta love it when Erin cracks herself up.

[@Blakblooded]

They had Rudy Ray Moore and vampires... This coulda been Disco Vampire.... Or Vampire Godfather.

[@rokasrerroca7399]

Brian got "squinty" and Dave made another surprise on screen appearance towards the end...for that alone it gets the SBIG! 🤣

[@Timmytimmy707]

16:42 China man : Yes we can Someone on set : Rip one 💩🌫🌫

[@Blueshirt38]

The fucking woosh transitions and camera work are like straight from a Disney sitcom! It's like I'm watching a bad skit on an episode of That's So Raven where Cory has a dream of becoming a vampire hunter.

[@Cannabinova]

"Did I have a stroke?!" needs to be on a shirt

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@bournecrippled7231]

At 8:50 He wasn't just going for the elbow, he went for the weenus.

[@DansBuddhaBodega]

4:39, that's the old hobo from pee-wee's big adventure. The "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care" guy. Another great video from the j-crew. Ever since Dave talked about hulk hogan's hot dog skin, I've been hoping for either shadow warriors, or no holds barred.

[@13shadowwolf]

One: you didn't watch a movie, you listened to a picture show. Two: we now have a new genre of film. A documentary on people that enjoy bad films, but only by watching bad reviews of those bad films.

[@MiqelDotCom]

2 seconds before Brian said it, I yelled "WTF, was that the Death Star exploding?"

[@krazykane]

Squinty eyes lmfao good on Brian

[@akuma6446]

There isn’t enough WOWs saved up to watch this movie. Every possible bad choice is made. Love it!

[@JasonBrant]

It's amazing.

[@PHANTOMZ0NE]

11:24 That was pretty sweet! Everyone was thinking it though!

[@TeksonikAudio]

This one wins the vanity project trifecta. Written by, directed by, and staring Ron Hall. This movie is truly awful....and I loved it.

[@JasonBrant]

I didn't even realize it was a vanity project, though i shoudl have.

[@dreamchild1082]

"The only Cleav.." comment caught me off guard, lol. Genius!

[@ExUSSailor]

RR Moore, and, Gerald Okamura must've owed someone favors. That's the only possible reason either of them are in this.

[@JasonBrant]

It's incredible that this movie is slumming it for them.

[@toupac3195]

I waited til this evening so can drink with you. Oh dear, this episode was a masterpiece. 😂

[@EfftupSmith]

I LOVE the simulated recoil of all those guns. It's so realistic.

[@kcledden]

16:43 if you listen between the next lines "we can... I have" someone is clearly farting

[@Foxtrot-Uniform-CharlieKilo]

"who is this?!" at 09:52? its Vampire Charlie day Brian. duh doy

[@brettcolmen2664]

I usually watch all the episodes you guys put out and enjoy them immensely, but this episode the movie was so bad that I couldn't even finish you guys ripping it a new A-hole 😁

[@350Bansheeblue]

Even I had to pause with that observation. Put your shovel down before it gets worse🤣🤣🤣 That was great.

[@mattpatt199]

Washington getting slapped in the club like "charlie murphey!"

[@RolandHazoto]

You might say the cape is... very cape-able Also: "What if instead of a cross bow, he has a bow, crossed with another bow!"

[@FuzzyPyrate]

10:44 They were filming a night scene in broad daylight so they put up blackout curtains ...except they forgot to cover the mirror in the upper left that shows an open window behind the camera for light 😂😂😂

[@eastern2western]

This movie makes the Super Mario movie look like God Fathers.

[@stonecoldku4161]

19:49 When you can't tell if he's yelling for having to kill his friend or if someone is grabbing his balls just below the frame of the shot.

[@benfrombelow]

I thought Mike Stoklasa owned every copy of this

[@JoeChillton]

Jay got one away from him and shipped it to wherever lol

[@JasonBrant]

They have a bunch of copies? Or is this an inside joke I don't get?

[@JoeChillton]

@@JasonBrant At the end of the Halloween episode they destroy both copies but Mike tells the fans to send more copies and next episode, they have dozens of copies lol

[@350Bansheeblue]

You can tell Erin went to abandoned warehouses in the 2000's and danced to bad house music. 😆

[@jamesoblivion]

Would've been better if Rudy Ray Moore was the vampire assassin. I want an x-rated rapping elderly Blade!

[@megatronjenkins2473]

11:25 he's as hammered as Wings Hauser!

[@eastern2western]

This movie can not be at the same level as Hard Target.

[@Shadooe]

I had to angle my screen cuz 3/4 of this was just my reflection. And a genuine question: have you guys ever bailed on a movie? "So Bad it Legit Couldn't be Finished"

[@Crimsonhalo666]

She laughs every time is awesome. Thank the beer gods!!! Cast included.