Trump Wants To 'Win' More Than He Wants To Lead

[@SFK360]

Undoubtedly important topics to hit on, but these are getting less funny and more undeniably depressing. Sad realty we live in.

[@deborahliggins5928]

YES, I COULD NOT LOOK AT HIS SHOW TONIGHT, TO DAMN DEPRESSING. I AM HURTING SO BAD FOR THOSE KIDS. TRUMPS COWARDS AND BULLIES ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY. RACIST/NAZI'S

[@tedhaubrich]

Yea, at some point, there is no room for even dark humor, and even the comedians need to address the atrocities in a straight and serious manner. Clinton and cigars are funny, Bush and mispronounced words are funny, Obama and his uhhhhhhhhh's... Are funny Trump and Orange skin and porn stars is funny, if awfully gross, Trump and ripping children away from their parents and locking them up because they are seeking a better life for themselves and their families is not.

[@MrTylerden]

It is enragingly sad. Why are the children seperated from there parents? Where do the parents go? Compared to the children?

[@SFK360]

1111Pel Of course he should be talking about it, which is why I said "undoubtedly important topics to hit on." Reading comprehension apparently isn't your strong suit.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

James Jackson yes.absolutely. so vote the bums out ! ! !🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@darkprose]

Isn't this crisis one of those moments in history that, a century later, people will wonder what they would have done had they been us? And like so many complacent or apathetic people in history that allowed things like this to happen, won't we be judged by how we act on this today, right now? I have a nauseating feeling, and it's only grown since Trump's candidacy, that all this will end up in a museum someday, somewhere, and the humanitarian crises will be treated in an exhibit as precedents and conditions for what follows.

[@daviddelaney2407]

"Whatabout Obamaaaa??" doesn't mean Trump isn't doing it NOW. Nice extremely transparent attempt to shove the blame off on the previous administration, dear. --Dave, and we SO have not stopped talking about Russian collusion. Your brain can only process one conversation at once.

[@rogerwilco2]

Obama was not perfect, because the entire USA election system is too broken to get anything sensible done. But Obama and some of the Democrats tried. It's the Republicans that didn't want to give an inch. Remember the Gang of Eight proposal that passed the senate 68-32 and then Boehner just refused to have it voted on in the House? It would have passed and Obama would have signed it. IT is people like Boehner and McConnell and Ryan that are to blame for the current situation. But it is Trump that is now exploiting what they created and turning the USA into a military dictatorship or at least a banana republic.

[@shannonschultz387]

This is the worst administration this country has ever seen.

[@rogerdat45]

Shannon Schultz dont say that about obama

[@deborahdavis5136]

The most childish and embarrassing administration

[@ChandlerSomborac]

@@rogerdat45 She wasn't. She was clearly alluding to the "presidency" and Administration of Donald Joke Trump.

[@MeredithAnne88]

Can we impeach this entire administration? Please?

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Meredith Anne I totally support that!

[@creativeprodigies1322]

I say it is time for a revolt.

[@thevine2010]

They are uncomfortable with the word "cages"? How about "concentration camps"? Not American enough? How about "internment camps" like in 1942-1945?

[@poxyclypse]

They're being sent to a resort where they can focus, a camp where they can concentrate.

[@dsmyify]

How about guantanamo bay?

[@whereisthehook]

thevine2010 How about obama did it too. Regardless, they arent citizens and I cannot afford their healthcare, can you?

[@askkedladd]

Dan Shelton : This is why I loathe Trump supporters. They're so dumb you can only just roll your eyes. This policy was started by the dems during Obama's time, but they DID NOT forced the separation of children with their parents. That's something this new administration came up with. There IS NO law that requires them to separate children with their parents, unlike what Jeff Session wants you to believe. Just look it up yourself.

[@robinpotter963]

thevine2010 Yup. Japanese Americans in California during WWII lost their homes, farms and businesses to be sent on trains and buses into the desert. Barbed wire and armed snipers. America is in big trouble. We are going where we should not go. Trump can stop it with a phone call. DACA doesn't need Congress. Trump stopped DACA with an executive order. He could restore it the same way. That Kirsten is a total idiot. She was unaware of the intelligence community report released 1/6/17: Assessment of Russian Activities and Intentions in Recent Elections. She either LIED about knowing what it said, Russia wanted to hurt Clinton and help Trump, saying she'd never heard of it. Or she's too ignorant to be in government. Homeland Security reminded me of The Fatherland when it was formed. Now we see children separated from their parents with NO clear way of how to reunite them. Deporting the parents? What are they going to do with the children? Maybe send them back too. Who knows. America has been stained with human rights abuses.

[@TheFoxisintheHouse]

This is a crises. The United States is creating a hostage situation where the children are held captive. I repeat, that this IS a hostage situation where the children are held captive by the United States government and used as a bargaining chip. This is a very serious situation.

[@elvirawalker2269]

We as True Americans will not let this happen.

[@hypatianachshon9521]

And it works like a charm, especially on his Kool-Aid quaffing acolytes. But even "regular" people generally do not possess the analytic skills to quickly separate wheat from chaff. Their mental circuits are affected below the level of awareness.

[@kirkthiets2771]

Elizabeth Saint Sounds like some shit ISIS might try to pull...

[@kirkthiets2771]

Virginia O'Flaherty Just get one thing straight. Vote in November.

[@robertcastleman9566]

I wish I could laugh at this. But the reality is just to sobering.

[@tannerdenny5430]

I feel you

[@Xrisus94]

"The united state will not be, a migrant camp" Good. So when are you leaving and giving the country back to the natives?

[@totalcontrol4205]

I wonder if Stephen knows that he has helped hold us together and sane the last couple of years. He's a national treasure...hey, he's a world wide treasure since the world is being infected with Trumpism.

[@jcdc1824]

Cancer may just be easier to beat.

[@Mahatheyew]

Lmao, Colbert the douche makes his living off of Trump. He hangs off his every word. People are so appalled by what Trump is doing yet Colbert actually profits off making jokes about kids in cages.

[@oindri1999]

Hey USA? How did you get from Lincoln to this?

[@albertelnen4995]

Well Lincoln was shot.

[@hcdoitsusmith8759]

Greed my friend. We enslaved the black man, slaughtered the natives, and bought the American Dream. (Which was originally) Jefferson's idea of a nation of small independent farmers stretching across the land. Capitalism changed all that. Watch the news. Wealth is the common metric for nearly every decision we make. An event is defined by its cost or profit. Grim isn't it. We should do something about it regardless of cost.

[@jonnyhatter35]

I usually manage to laugh when Steve makes fun of this shitshow administration, but no amount of humor could make this one not make me feel depressed

[@stevesievers1248]

jonnyhatter35, "Depressed"? Is that all? It should make your blood boil.

[@tonib.3016]

Everyone needs to show up June 30th...

[@stephenbray9816]

Canada loves Stephen❤️😀

[@joebloe4461]

Stephen Bray Canada loves Bashar al Assad the immortal lion!

[@Whatever4690]

The Cucked part at least.

[@SKC193]

Jason Milton ain’t that the truth!

[@SKC193]

Jason Milton only I’m going south to the Caribbean.

[@TheGingerBeef]

Canadian guy here. I second this. Sorry.

[@schoppepetzer9267]

Dear US, time to dismantle Lady Liberty and return it. You‘re no longer worthy of displaying such symbol of liberty, hope and prosperity.

[@fluffmcmuff6801]

Anyone who can support ripping a scared child from their parents arms & than locking them in a cage is most certainly a deplorable.

[@FormlessGeometry]

Fluff McMuff U.S. immigration law defines prosecuted adults as incapable of accompanying children. This makes the children with them unaccompanied minors, who *must* be processed in a way independent of the adults. The law compels that unaccompanied minors be sent through what is basically a refugee system set up for children. The reason for this is because of law, not policy. The law doesn't specifically say "children must be separated" - duh - but to enforce immigration law against adults who shield themselves with their children NECESSITATES their separation. There is no other way to do it without "catch and release," i.e. deportation without prosecution, where the natural answer for illegal border crossings will be to bring children with you to evade prosecution. The immigration law in question was passed in 2002 and signed for by the likes of Chuck Schumer (D). I understand well the argument that today is a new day and Republicans control the legislative and executive. A fair counterargument is that too many Republican politicians, too, are deluded and confused about immigration policy- chief culprit among them being Mitch McConnell, who I think most Trump Republicans strongly dislike anyway. Donald Trump's only way of stopping these separations is to engage in the same "prosecutorial discretion" President Obama invoked with DACA, which was a blanket call for non-enforcement (or, non-prioritization, depending on your stance). In such a scenario, Trump would altogether cease enforcement of immigration laws affecting groups of children and adults who make it past the border. This is inconceivable to the majority of Americans - a cross the finish line approach to veritable amnesty. To Trump's credit, he said he will take a liberal view of the law and reunite the children in time - something the U.S. is neither authorized nor obligated to do by its own law or by international law on migration. This conundrum is far more intricate than "Drumpf has a formal policy of separating families." He is ending "catch and release," by enforcing existing law, and the only way to enforce existing law with prosecution is to process these minors separately. And no, I am not a Russian troll or a fake Trump supporter. I support Trump on 90-95% of the issues.

[@fluffmcmuff6801]

Many of the migrants are fleeing countries where Reagan's bloody drug war & numerous CIA coups left many thousands of indigenous peoples disappeared or killed. The actions of previous administrations caused much of the underlying issues that lead people to flee these countries to begin with. There is the effect. What the Trump administration is doing is violating human rights. Those who do not learn from the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat it. Ignoring the crisis we caused won't make it go away. These are human beings, not animals to be dehumanized. The world is watching..

[@fluffmcmuff6801]

Конечно, ты не..

[@Gekayy]

Thanks for speaking in a langue he can understand without a translator!

[@tiro0oO5]

FormlessGeometry what I like about your kind is that you find reason for your delusions ... ofc trump would like to change that law, but the evil republicans that are against him are holding him back... yes, exactly ... so fascinating ...

[@Rwededyet]

I'm just waiting for them to decide that child labor laws don't apply to non-citizens.

[@MrBrew4321]

Yep, it'll happen once Trump brings Kim jung un into the state department as an advisor. And the kids will be told they can eventually purchase citizenship, what with all the dollars that are their wages.. that are being filed away in bank accounts to keep morals up, but then after their spirits are broken - just to kick them while they're down - the guards will have to tell them all the tacos they've been eating cost a days wage each and their bank accounts are all negative.

[@glitterypieceofmind]

Some of the older children are actually already sort of working, by having to take care of the younger children :( Edit for source: www.businessinsider.com/immigration-children-diapers-2018-6

[@PeachesCourage]

Oh our hero isn't he just wonderful people? Picture it our rights are next and shor nough net neutrality is comin up kids Dar already workin on it Don't deny a really awful narcissist who should be in hellishly annoying jail . After all you love him don't you ? Even if um shhhh your next?

[@shadowlord1418]

Rwededyet hey good idea

[@nonchablunt]

they are trafficking these children to gop donors.

[@sglancy12]

Freedom Kennels? There. Fixed it. Who doesn't love freedom?

[@goblinwisdom]

Scott Glancy Nazi slapped freedom or wording eluding to it onto so many things because it was the opposite that was happening. Like work will set you free.

[@anjham]

Scott Glancy Outstanding fix 🎩 tip!

[@stevesievers1248]

Scott, I was about to laugh at this until the reality of it sank in. Remember when they renamed French Fries too "Freedom "Fries?

[@jcdc1824]

Scott nicely done! Now, to get Mexico to pay for their construction and upkeep.

[@terrashine1353]

I hope the U.N steps in , what that country is doing to these families is no less than"BARBARIC"

[@emilyr999]

Terra shine We have a president that has crap for brains.

[@ambiguumspectatoremespecta9803]

Terra shine I could send a complaint, but they most likely are becoming aware because of the coverage as of lately.

[@SandraNelson063]

Not much the UN can do. Trump and the GOP have zero respect for the UN or anyone else. International law? Ha! Trump follows his own law. Makes them up as he goes along.

[@julietv4275]

Welcome to new north korea.

[@terrashine1353]

World Citizen If You could send them a notice. Please do so. I can not stand seeing something like this, yet I am helpless to do something about it.

[@The_Mask]

This is absolutely appalling.

[@stormwatcher59]

We have a spoiled child screaming "Look what I can do if you don't give me my own way!" in charge of our country...this sucks!

[@FireRupee]

Please call your elected officials about this being not okay.

[@sagem116]

Don't forget to vote in November we must stop this madness!!!!

[@rogerdat45]

sage m yes please keep the democrats out

[@revengefrommars]

So Trump got tired of late-night comedians making fun of his actions, so now he's taking an action so horrible it's hard to even make fun of it.

[@CassidyCope]

revengefrommars Nah mate, this new segment is great.

[@elPichirri]

My goodness this administration has the perfect villains for a movie you don’t even have to make any adjustments to their characters, they’re just that evil in real life.

[@hypatianachshon9521]

Speaking of perfect villains, it's Stephen Miller, one of the "president"'s advisors, who is strongly pushing this vicious campaign of cruelty to children. While the Orange Clown hides behind him, whining about his "Wall" which, of course, will never happen, meantime vacuuming up YOUR hard-earned tax money for, inter alia, the arrogant, self-indulgent criminal Pruitt. Have they no shame? Answer: No.

[@ManyfiresWoman]

LUCIFER: "See you soon, Jeff Sessions!" 😁😁

[@fabrisseterbrugghe8567]

Nah. Lucifer can't top this. He's retiring and leaving the whole shooting match to Sessions and Trump.

[@90socram24]

more like... lucifer: sessions can i have your autograph?

[@ascendingdemon4801]

Lucifer called ... Said this is even cruel by his standards

[@dianeowen5258]

Lynn - LUCIFER - good job Sessions, trump, Huckabee-Sanders, Conway, Miller, McConnell, Pence....and on

[@ManyfiresWoman]

Diane Owen - think it's going to get crazy busy down there, Diane. 😈

[@NewMessage]

I worked at a zoo for a decade, and one of the 'PR' points we're drilled on is 'Never call a cage a cage. It's a pen, enclosure, or better yet, habitat.' If they follow this to it's logical conclusion, they'll be calling it 'Habitats for Humanity' by next week.

[@andyh027]

I love his unapologetic disgust for these people. He always retains his sense of humor, but there's a righteous outrage that we don't see enough of except w Colbert and sometimes Jimmy Kimmel.

[@FloydGirl51]

Thank you, Stephen. You are the only reason I have any happiness in my life.

[@alexjohnward]

Trump said he liked torture, who knew he meant kids....

[@ZoeRaeMusic]

alexjohnward he’s been accused of raping a 13 year old, so I think it’s safe to say that many people already assumed he enjoyed torturing children.

[@elvirawalker2269]

who knew he meant women.

[@guiyomelangloiz2483]

Anne Cunter litteraly called these kids crisis actors

[@sprybug]

Someone needs to take her out, and I'm not talking to dinner. I recently watched a comedy routine of George Carlin entitled, "People that should be killed." Her and people like her should be on top of that list.

[@jcdc1824]

She is a succubus. She has nothing helpful to add. Ever. Her mission is to throw gasoline on every fire she finds and infuriate the left. Even the right hates her.

[@flipmaya]

guillaume langlois If Anne Coulter was born in Rwanda, she would join RTLM. Then again, the right wing media is trying really hard to be the next RTLM.

[@kungfukid4124]

Guillaume! Aaaaaaahahaha....I see how you played with the words ...very savvy style. Anne thang. Yet, her husband, is totally not for “the man” “ye, that we shall not call his name”

[@kaivickers166]

The Trump Administration exemplifies “impotent tools.”

[@rgwak]

Where's Ivanka when you need her....to cure daddy's impotence?

[@albertross1731]

That won't save you. If Trump succeeds in turning America into his fascist puppet we will be in WWIII.

[@Mo0ndr1ver]

Impudent tools = impudent fools

[@rascallyrabbit717]

Cole Kiefer them too

[@MrDavidBFoster]

If they're so "impotent" then how come they're still running the show?

[@anarojas844]

A couple weeks ago a man commited suicide in a detention center , he was separated from his child the kid was likely to stay in the US. Whit a family member as a refugee but the farher didnt have enough evidence so he was goin to get deported.. And also the families are unaware of the separation ,, they give 10 minutes to get the kids ready with their belongings, they are allkwed to talk 2 times a week.. This is so cruel can a parent imagine this,

[@somethingclever4563]

Space force? We are officially living in an Idiocracy sequel.

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

"By the way, Jeff Session...... *SEE YOU SOON.* " ~D.A. live on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

[@ginafrieson8653]

Best line! LOL

[@RetroBackslash]

The love in Pence's eyes as he glances at his beloved supreme leader. Mrs Pence must be so jealous.

[@bryanwilson8396]

Max Maxwell Put a Nazi uniform on him and you swear … you were watching an old war movie !

[@elvirawalker2269]

It is surely a strange relationship indeed. i have never seen a man reverend another man like pence does.

[@jcdc1824]

Pence calls his wife "Mother". Does he call POTUS "Father" or "Daddy"...Yrrk.

[@4daughterscreations]

When can we start taking bets on when we will be invaded because of our crimes against humanity?

[@mr.mcgibblets7048]

Lauren Moloney about a year and a half ago....

[@4daughterscreations]

Mr. McGibblets I hope we get to greet them as liberators

[@skalhen3704]

three countries invade? have you been overseas lately? Trump has spread america hate all over the world. havent seen any american flags in my country for quite a while now.

[@tobiasjonsson6415]

Lauren Moloney next friday i think was abit tired at the meeting

[@nocalsteve]

Maybe our liberators will land at Omaha Beach. What? Omaha doesn’t have a beach? We’re fucked?

[@NavidKhan84]

Godamn it feels like we are going back in time towards middle ages

[@hypatianachshon9521]

Only to 1968.

[@Jan-vv1zk]

You should be ashamed America, very ashamed. The bible says "love your neighbor". Unfortunately, you really don't show love for your neighbor, but rather causing him unimaginable pain.

[@ralphthel]

DMAGA

[@jessibellz6008]

Could we have a merit based election?

[@seeya4046]

jessiknows LOL. You need to watch the movie “Idiocracy”. Your merit based election suggestion would be a move in the opposite direction to where we’re trending. Entropy. It’s a real PITA.

[@biocapsule7311]

The problem with "merit" base is what do you see as merit... the US is merit based, it's just that in US, merit/success = money.

[@squiggs1002]

Sure if you don't want a democracy anymore. Define what would be the criteria for merit and who would decide which person meets this criteria?

[@fantbelly1361]

BioCapsule How about intelligence?

[@livb6945]

Merit as in provable experience and knowledge of basic law and economy, for example. Why is it that most jobs in society require appropriate skills, but NOT the highest office? This leaves the people voting to determine the basic skills of the candidates, which this election has proven doesn't work.

[@hhelenawang]

The Bubonic plague is back in Idaho, which makes sense because everything else about what's happening in America now is medieval.

[@nelsonphillips]

back to the future. It was better in the past they say. Healing disease they say.

[@loraz5343]

The bubonic what? Are you serious?

[@criminaldesires]

Helena Wang and scoot Pruitt destroying the epa and with the CDC unmanned, the Zombie Apocalypse may come sooner

[@claudewinters2091]

The Modern Dictator ... So uhmmm I should start doing more cardio ?

[@sprybug]

Lora Z, I just looked it up. Yep.

[@brettkavanaugh8445]

Colbert is a genius.....what a brilliant mind......funny way of telling storys of fact......

[@thebaretraveller]

Immigrants telling other immigrants keep out...so ridiculous!!

[@jaritagupta]

Kids wrapped in Aluminium foils.... :( this is so disturbing.... what is going on.... what century is this .... :( :(

[@SummerDream222]

Here is the thing. I was in the foster care system and it was the exact same way. I did nothing wrong, yet I was treated as a prisoner and not allowed outdoors because they thought I would escape. Sickening bastards. Edit: Note that this is America. Or it used to be.

[@veronicastewart1112]

MAAA Make America, America Again

[@dragonstaye4557]

BeLight : did you reside in Orange County while Reagan was governor? That is where when he did his social experiment - Can the population be cobtrolled via fear, intimidation, and depression in reaction to headlines

[@SummerDream222]

The state took myself and my brother to a government funded foster home because ourmom had a warrant for a driving charge and our house was messy when the cop showed up at our door. They must have needed more kids in the house for funding. They also forced me to pray. I never did, because I am not Christian, so they didn't allow me access to the kitchen or the backyard.

[@SummerDream222]

It was evil.

[@lisajurena7888]

BeLight I'm so sorry you had to go through that.... this world is horrible!

[@depone6334]

lol, i love Stephen's donald trump voice, gets me laughing everytime

[@marlenesingleton6447]

It's the only time I really listen to his 'voice'

[@michaellejeune7715]

Alas no DOT DOT DOT in this one. :)

[@tonib.3016]

June 30th is the rally and march to keep families together...be there!!!

[@dreamhollow]

I hope people realize how awful this administration truly is after this last outrage.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Sessions isn't afraid of hell. He already clawed his way out of the fiery pits of Apokolips to rise to the rank of Darkseid's master torturer.

[@WouldYouKindlyNot]

KingOfMadCows oh yeah he is definitely Desaad

[@ssanchez7195]

KingOfMadCows VERY WELL SAID!

[@WouldYouKindlyNot]

darth geekboy bruh I prefer Marvel too, but we're making a joke/satire that Stupid Elf sessions is the equivalent of Desaad. Your comment is kinda irrelevant

[@WaterxDragon35]

Isn't Apokolips a gay night club in Miami?

[@freddypaine9099]

Is that a properer olde English spelling are are you making it up?

[@michaeloconnor5904]

Devil's Advocate needs to be a new staple of the show. Like if you agree.

[@shawnnewell4541]

I swear Stephen Miller looks like Nosferatu.

[@bethgramkow7865]

What is happening churns my stomach. This has to stop.

[@nenafan1]

People, PLEASE, get out and vote this November. We NEED the Democrats to get at least one chamber of Congress to TRY to slow or stop the HIDEOUS Trump agenda.

[@1houroflove186]

Cages, Pens, Cells - it didn't matter. When I got separated from mommy, I cried.

[@SomeGuyNamedKeith]

I really wish our PM condemned Trump for this. But all Justin said was we will not play politics with this issue and we will lead by example. But I think we really should speak out. I'll need to write him about that.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

SomeGuyNamedKeith Well, given Canada has tons of asylum seekers still not repatriated, he may worry about exposure himself??

[@SomeGuyNamedKeith]

Phoenix Chastaine Good point... Ill need to put pressure on that too. Lol

[@remliqa]

Now it makes o much sense why Trump arranged the meeting with Kim Jong Un and has such a high opinion of him. Trump was looking for a role model .

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

Enforcing your immigration policies is not the same as systemic, organized cruelty. Trying to justify it with bible verse or blaming others for your own policy makes it even more abhorrent. Anyone who willingly and knowingly creates suffering for children is capable of anything...

[@mjustjeanette7026]

Listening to the justifications made me sick up..... Why are Americans allowing this, at all?

[@veronicaachebe2632]

Marrys an immigrant then doesn't want other immigrants coming in. Makes sense.

[@leanie9660]

Chinenye Fierce ...and he cheated on her immigration papers to get ahead of the line. He got her in on an Einstein visa (which is reserved for extraordinary people that every country wants...not his ridiculous botox-Barbie).

[@HeartFeathers]

Trump doesn't know what an immigrant is. He thinks if you're white, you can't be an immigrant.

[@jimsvideos7201]

I guess when the Walmart's full, there's always... boxcars?

[@DylanJamesCabo]

Stephen reading Trump's tweets makes my day every day 🤣

[@xavineira9403]

Yoooo that look Stephen did when he said “see you soon” was creepy af!! But funny as hell man Stephen you are the greatest

[@LinaGuadagnuolo63]

There are no words to describe the horror of what is happening in the USA today. I hope the megalomaniacs in the White House lose their freedom for these unnecessary and cruel crimes against humanity.

[@sebastianelytron8450]

"The Democrats... ...go for it! WIN!" They will win alright, don't you worry.

[@flyte707]

Sebastian Elytron trump will bring about the end of the Republican party

[@Roonasaur]

Y'all do remember, oh, 6 or 8-10 years ago when the Daily Show would routinely predict the imminent demise of the Republican party, right? And the Colbear would come on right after and sarcastically proclaim their strength, from now 'till the end of time . . . ? You remember that, right? And now, look what's happening. **too smug**

[@dee.f88]

BartJ583 you're right, we do have racism, mainly from the democrats and liberal race baiters who claim they're so opressed.

[@lilsammich8252]

Has stable genious written all over it.

[@deborahliggins5928]

I HOPE SO.

[@asiifmj4550]

Love the part "I'm just kidding".

[@hyenapunkmohawk]

Everyday I wake up and realize that lord Pepe is the president of America. Feels like it should be some sort of joke but nothings funnier than cruel reality

[@williamdail3069]

Colbert you hit this one out of the park, the devil bit had me LOL!!!

[@abhimanit12]

I hope toddler in chief will not cry when FBI takes him away...

[@jcdc1824]

They're gonna have to get some State convictions. Any State!

[@bradleyvaughn2253]

Stephen, you are brilliant.

[@anoopsamohan]

Is this the end of the American dream? What are we without immigrants who are hungry for a better life. That is the energy that has kept this country ahead. Once everyone gets comfortable and closed in, the only possibility ahead is collapse. The Roman Empire ended long before the barbarians invaded because they were distracted by silly diversions and expected everything to be given to them because they are Romans. They were practical and resourceful when they started out as a city state

[@veronicastewart1112]

I have watched this happening and, you are correct. The rise and fall of America.

[@volitionant9682]

Baré Alchemist the US ha always been less lenient on allowing immigrants to come through. In recent years that’s changed, as immigrants began to pour through, although still nowhere near at the rate of other European countries. Now trump has come in to bring back order and prevent us from following the Europeans fate, meaning at the brink of a crisis. America is and always has been the definition of capitalism and despite the drowned out efforts of the establishment and a growing minority of socialists, I hope we will stay that way. In this sense change can be dangerous and perhaps even to the point of changelessness.

[@louisechacon9836]

Lead? The other thing Trump leads is the way to a golf course.

[@justsaying1818]

As well as McDonalds.

[@louisechacon9836]

I hear even Ronald McDonald is asking "Who is this clown?"

[@jcdc1824]

I would not try to get between Trump and the buffet table, either.

[@e8blue]

Shame on you America shame on you world shame on all of us.

[@FrancisHogan]

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" Hmmm... What happened?...

[@davidbehsman3324]

Francis Hogan We're not interested in importing more demoKKKrats.

[@FrancisHogan]

So if I understand your reply correctly, David Behsman, sophistic political strategising is more important that basic human decency.

[@davidbehsman3324]

Francis Hogan Yes, for the most part.

[@FrancisHogan]

Hmm. Thought as much.

[@davidbehsman3324]

Francis Hogan Oh, no. A demoKKKrat thinks poorly of me! How shall I go on? What's next? Are the Universities and HELLywood going to endlessly denounce me next? Oh, wait. That's right. They've been doing it for decades.

[@visoredgruntR34]

Well I guess WWE will have to change the name of the "Cage Matches" since a four wall chain fences is no longer a "cage"

[@katedurand2369]

visoredgruntR34 y

[@darter9000]

Pen matches don’t quite have the same ring...

[@vdiitd]

Real version of TrumCare right there.

[@karenjohnston2844]

I wish I could give Colbert 1000 thumbs up!

[@nitaparker2042]

Thank you for calling it out Stephen. Heroism in humor. Love your humor.

[@Paradox_035]

I can't get enough of these! So funny and so real!

[@wyvernlord23]

You get what you vote for.

[@nocalsteve]

Hillary won the popular vote!

[@wyvernlord23]

That's why she's president...

[@retnavybrat]

+nocalsteve Clinton didn't win squat since the nationwide popular vote has no relevance whatsoever as far as who wins the election.

[@christopherpohill3395]

Ya America voted for a man who made promises and is following through

[@karenjohnston2844]

wyvernlord23 I didn't. :(

[@JazzyJeffRealTalk]

Stephen has the best trump impression, sounds just like him

[@tinaking3881]

Prom photo!! Hahahaha

[@avenueparkwaylane7093]

Can someone please tell me what kind of times we are living in. Not too long ago this would have been the ABSOLUTE WORSE thing anyone one could do... wtf is going on where people really consider separating children, CHILDREN, from their parents... how is this reality?

[@byrongordonbeukes3934]

What has happened to You, America?

[@apurvapachgade9305]

One man doesn't represent a country even if the man is their president #lovestephenandstuart

[@dsmith9412]

Apurva Pachgade thank you for recognizing that most Americans hate Trump. He certainly doesn’t speak for me. The resistance is growing and he’ll be gone eventually and I only hope we can repair the damage he is doing. We have a lot to be sorry for allowing Trumpism to exist.

[@claudewinters2091]

Sadly there are millions of Trump supporters who would defend these things.... 1 million is a whole lot of humans.... And Trump has millions... Not to mention the GOP is enabling him

[@elvirawalker2269]

one man doesn't own this country. this is the country of the people.

[@NewMessage]

Notice Lucifer is bright Cheeto orange...

[@rgwak]

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that t'rump wanted the Pentagon to create a military Space Force? I guess he really does want to get tough on aliens! I'll show myself the door now.

[@drt-abrat1256]

Colbert, you never fail to brighten my day!

[@ReiAyanami8]

Man, it's _insane_ the lengths conservatives go to defend this. That shit they say, the acts they justify. I've never been more certain of the character of these people and the people that would _still_ vote for them.

[@franciet99]

“I’m just kidding.”

[@brizyinpink]

Is there any country out there willing to adopt a disturbing, disorderly, out-of-line, out-of-order, troublemaking orange toddler who hasn't been potty trained yet? *Serious inquiries only.*

[@cisco8650]

Brizyinpink 15 I know of no country that would take him in this era (maybe Germany, around 1933), but plenty of zoos that might take him.

[@elvirawalker2269]

North Korea's jong and putin are ready for him.

[@geraldtrudeau3223]

She was standing in front of a National Sheriffs Association flag with the symbol of the Italian Fascist Party on it!! A little too spot on, doncha think?

[@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout]

How...how does he not realize that his party controls BOTH HOUSES?

[@KanengBotsha]

The case of ....fifty shades of bad 😅😅😆😂😂😂😆😆😆 That lady said "for doing of our job" 😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@theycallmejodamo]

Based on Trump's tweets, I'm wondering if he's had a stroke... Wouldn't that constitute him as unfit to lead? I mean... Moreso than he already fails to be...

[@zakleclaire1858]

And suddenly an acid trip

[@stormwatcher59]

Too bad that is not all this is....

[@WickedBlades]

So now we are putting kids as young as 3 years old in cages. Sounds like a concentration camp to me!!!

[@JanLandy]

I am glad to know that you found some humor in this crisis. You are my favorite.

[@danaferguson462]

Security fences?? And they can't leave?? You could check in any time you like but you will never leave!!-Welcome to Hotel California. Trump's Newest HOTELS!!

[@metube9534]

it is so sad that Americans either joke or enforce such atrocity against children without much action to fix this, it is another awful story in their inhumane history.

[@mikebockey4125]

i don’t laugh at anything that trump and his accomplices and his associates say or do any more. the funny part stopped being funny quite a while ago. and i’m not sad about it either. i have only anger, wrath and disgust. the time for satire and jokes is long over. and sadness is a waste of time and energy. anger is for times like this. righteous hate and actions are what makes things happen and manifests change. voting is fine, but who still trusts the elections? ask john brennan if he does. nothing has been done to insure that our elections any more secure than in ‘16. and why has there never been any real investigations into how much they were affected by foreign tampering? secure voting is a bank shot. the reason that it’s not being made 100% free from discrepancy is that someone wants it this way. 1+1 is 2. who has the most to gain from voter fraud? who has been redistricting and gerrymandering this nation for the past 20-30 years? who has repeatedly and deceptively told people they can’t vote or that the elections were on a different day or attempted to scare voters away? if you don’t know the answer, you’re not paying attention. now is the time for action. make phone calls. demonstrate your interests. i hear from people who say that they can’t listen to the news anymore because it’s too depressing. i understand that, but trust me, that’s exactly what the opposition wants. that’s part of this administration’s game plan of always pulling these gags and the never ending worse than the day before scenarios and the relentless and ridiculous tweeting. the constant drum of shit news makes a lot of people want to throw their hands up. there’s a factor of olfactory fatigue to these criminals’ scheme. and they’ve all got their mitts in the cookie jar while they’re trying to keep the rest of us arguing over whether or not the sky is blue and the grass is green. don’t put all your hopes in one basket either (mueller’s investigation). if that’s all there is standing between these mfer’s taking everything they want and the rest of us holding onto what this nation actually stands for then we’ve spaced ourselves too far apart on the picket lines. what was it that olbermann said at the end of his reports? -resist! peace.

[@virginiaoflaherty2983]

testify brother

[@NewMessage]

Luckily, Spicer taught us what they mean by 'Period.' on day one of this administration .

[@rodrigohernandez-rp9qq]

That lick of his lips at 6:35 😂😂😂

[@alexanderbemis9065]

5:17 “Man I’m tweaking so fucking hard” - Jon Baptiste I fucking love Jon, he looks so damn happy all the time and the quick cuts to his face sometimes in the show are just hilarious to me cuz of the way he’s laughing, I think he’s laughing, just puts a smile on my face

[@lovelymangos2518]

All I can think of is the Jewish Ghettos and Japanese Internment camps. Also. Cages are cages period.