TWO SENTENCE HORROR MEMES ------------------------------------------------------ Check these out or i will cry • Twitter - / vaazkl • Discord - / discord ----------------------------------------------------------
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@VaazkLShorts5 ай бұрын
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@Mxstiixx5 ай бұрын
Technically true memes? Fnaf memes? Drawing/art memes? Or possibly kids being stupid?
@MRrottinCorpse5 ай бұрын
*drops someone named idea* whats next?
@RealBABY20055 ай бұрын
Hey bro! I’m hoping to make content like yours but idk how far I can make it. Like ur content bro
@xyborg32525 ай бұрын
Day 151 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description
@TitularHeroine5 ай бұрын
More of this please!
@somepersonlmao5 ай бұрын
I love how some of these are actually so terrible they're hilarious. And some are ACTUALLY terrifying, like finding out there's two sides of homework
@Fishwolfcrow5 ай бұрын
I personally love saying random two sentence horror stories People always ask how many kids come to my house at Halloween No one ever asks how many leave
@cartoffiert57735 ай бұрын
nah but the one with the scrambled words made me develop it myself so much it was horrifying. I ended up thinking of it as a parasite that' getting smarter, eventually starting to go for the brain
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga5 ай бұрын
And 0:30
@kikiburrito5 ай бұрын
3:44 was insulting on so many levels
@Fishwolfcrow5 ай бұрын
@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogakidnapping time 😊 👍
@cypanipinto72395 ай бұрын
"According to the computer's readouts, the astronaut's oxygen gave out five days ago. So why were they still screaming?" Is genuinely scary imo.
@sir_fuckwit5 ай бұрын
Actually a really decent start.
@e2b2653 ай бұрын
VSauce intro
@Ssunflower1732 ай бұрын
hello i have one that kept me up all night let me just write it down its only 5 nights it can be that bad. thats when i realised Freddy five bears was in the room
@Blanksus.2 ай бұрын
@@Ssunflower173 insert hardcore metal clanking
@hoglinofficial2 ай бұрын
@@Ssunflower173 omg i almost pissed my pants
@enzoreviews21125 ай бұрын
My mother gave me a gun and told me “Whatever you do, or what they say, DON’T OPEN THE DOOR”. I burst into tears when I heard “Uber Eats. Your sushi is here.”
@Pining_for_the_fjords5 ай бұрын
I'd risk it. Sushi is delicious.
@victimofmagicapollo3 ай бұрын
@@Pining_for_the_fjords same
@Kei_Gaming02 ай бұрын
@@Pining_for_the_fjords Fr
@Kaliko-hey16 күн бұрын
But they didn't order sushi, did they?
@ConcreteTheFurry2 күн бұрын
NO THE SUSHI
@TheMarshmallowMushroom5 ай бұрын
okay but the first one is low-key terrifying
@adnaP_esreveR5 ай бұрын
Ikr, I was promised BAD horror, goddamnit!
@alexv33725 ай бұрын
Damm that one hits a little bit too hard tho I have anxiety and I think everyone hates me
@thetruenoobgod5 ай бұрын
I already knew that so it's not that terrifying for me
@seanstoltz69575 ай бұрын
I can barely breathe in public, but given I spent more than one brain cell and more than one second thinking on that, just ain’t possible.
@Poseidon-SeaGod5 ай бұрын
Dont worry, i also hate him
@whitebread38725 ай бұрын
I wrote a bad two sentence horror story once: I woke up startled after having a terrible nightmare. “Hey it’s okay, it was just a dream” said the meatworm laying in bed next to me.
@brockpiano5 ай бұрын
Something just like this is actually in a Super Mario World hack called "Mario's Mystery Meat" kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3apdIKBg8yEa5I
@Eeeeeeeee752825 ай бұрын
noooo not the evil meatworm!!!!!!! :(
@Halloweenish5 ай бұрын
It’s nice to see Barry finally found the man of his dreams.
@brockpiano5 ай бұрын
@@Halloweenish i think it was Berry in the original story
@lighthouseraven3 ай бұрын
Thanks meatworm, I was scared for a second there!
@guts605 ай бұрын
Some Two Sentence Horror is actually decent. None of it is scary, it takes a lot more than 2 sentences to create proper tension and fear, but you can grasp a fearful situation in those two sentences. If the author is decent at writing to even a minimal degree, you can imagine the rest of the situation in your head with ease and see how scary it is
@nicolasfranco64905 ай бұрын
"Moooom, I'm going to be fine." Was her last message.
@CB-77-FM-vi4tp5 ай бұрын
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...
@HungryWarden5 ай бұрын
@@CB-77-FM-vi4tpit was a woman! Because it’s the last man on Earth. This isn’t a horror story, it’s a romance.
@TitularHeroine5 ай бұрын
@@HungryWarden Two-sentence romance stories?!
@HungryWarden5 ай бұрын
@@TitularHeroine well it said last man so by that logic it could be a woman or a child.
@paolofrancescopagano2385 ай бұрын
2:51 Are you kidding me? How can this be comically bad? It's a terrifying concept
@moonwing47295 ай бұрын
1:20 as someone who grew up with the fear of disappointing my loved ones and being alone, this is actually terrifying. Usually the idea that “you’re what’s making them unhappy” is all in your head-many people love you and your loved ones are happier because you’re around! Imagine if it wasn’t just in your head, though.
@moonwing47295 ай бұрын
3:29 this one’s a gem, too. The potential in this for body horror 🤌✨
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga5 ай бұрын
*1:21
@Halloweenish5 ай бұрын
Knife Guy and Hallway Man are besties for sure. They have brunch once a month with Mr. Teeth.
@Confusion372Ай бұрын
sometimes they invite the Leaf Man to join them
@Foxthatisaplush5 ай бұрын
0:18 that isn't bad, that is the scariest thing you will ever experience in life when you're about to turn it in and realize you didn't do the back.
@gabrielneves66025 ай бұрын
Came to say that
@HungryWarden5 ай бұрын
It’s pure terror.
@biwnzixebrxb47865 ай бұрын
If missing the back page of homework is the scariest thing you can imagine you’ve never imagined doing the same thing in an HSC/ GSCE exam
@kikiburrito5 ай бұрын
3:09 is pretty horrifying too. 3:54 and 13:00 is somewhat scary. And 3:44 is just...insulting..
@L-ghtlessSkyАй бұрын
“Hey. ____. Uhh, you didn’t fill in the back page on the assessment.” “OH, DID I NOT- can I do it now??” “I mean, I’m getting the average in a few minutes.” *snatchin that paper*
@theresivy3 ай бұрын
this entire video got such mixed reactions from me ranging from “lmao” to “what the fuck” to “boooo” and the classic “huh?”
@HungryWarden5 ай бұрын
I’ve got one! *I finally finished the tiled floor after several hours.* I was horrified when I discovered they weren’t symmetrical.
@dramatticuslol5 ай бұрын
that is true terror
@beatblocksgaming5 ай бұрын
Honestly that could work, the feeling of slight imperfection all over the place would actually be a bit unnerving even if nothing crazy happened
@HungryWarden5 ай бұрын
@@beatblocksgaming yes! That’s what I was going for.
@Audiobooks_ForU5 ай бұрын
MAria I'm hooome! my mom yells from the kitchen. To bad she died 3 years ago
@Fiji_editz123Ай бұрын
NOOOOOO
@holyburrito39005 ай бұрын
I like how these stories are labeled "bad" but like come on man im afraid of the long hallway man too
@Solesteam5 ай бұрын
6:59 "There was a pear tree a 2 minute walk from here, Adam!"
@trollster71335 ай бұрын
People who aren’t scary trying to make scary writing always somehow become top tier comedians
@MessedUpBrainspike5 ай бұрын
You're laughing now, but wait until you meet the hallway man yourself.
@Theking0fgg5 ай бұрын
It was the single most terrifying experience of my life
@lighthouseraven3 ай бұрын
he's actually a really nice guy, just kinda misunderstood.
@Certifiedpainuser28067 күн бұрын
The hallway man tried to sell me crack once
@KimDokja-fs3pe5 ай бұрын
I remember seeing two sentence horror stories with this doom music on my FYP and being terrified when I was like… seven
@x2redhawk5 ай бұрын
14:48 omg that one is taking away sleep from me tonight. It just feels the most realistic and like it could actually happen. It genuinely terrified me.
@eleethtahgra71825 ай бұрын
Shes cheating on him.
@jctubezzz5 ай бұрын
6:40 LMFAO SO THE CREDITS JUST ROLL ON HIM
@commodorex5 ай бұрын
My heart dropped when the officers found and returned my teenage son, who'd gone missing a week prior, high off his ass from a rowdy party they had to shut down. After checking the dirt mound in the backyard, I was certain that it wasn't really my son the police had dropped off...
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga5 ай бұрын
*OH GOD*
@TitularHeroine5 ай бұрын
Ffffuuuuuhhhhh..... Maybe a bit lengthy for the spirit of the game, but absolutely horrifying. Well done🙏
@commodorex5 ай бұрын
@@TitularHeroine Shorter one just for you: My heart dropped when the local police had found and returned my missing son. After checking the dirt mound in the backyard I was certain it wasn't really him they'd dropped off.
@esmemurnane43415 ай бұрын
aw dang it he got out again
@commodorex5 ай бұрын
@@esmemurnane4341 It's the 3rd time this month, he's going to grounded a lot further than last time.
@darshansooful95595 ай бұрын
1:36 may be the greatest plot twist of all time. You expect the main character and his friends to have a lovely day at the park, but then, tragedy strikes! A true masterpeice
@copper62805 ай бұрын
I thought the one at 2:49 was a cool idea so heres a longer version I wrote, sorry if if it's not that good Their still screaming. It's been a about a week since the sound started. You can hear them screaming and so can your fellow crewmatess. The sound is constant, foreboding, like a banshee warning of your deaths. You don't know how you can hear them. You shouldn't be able to hear them. Are they even truely there? There's no way for you to know without leaving the ship. Their outside the craft, floating in cosmos protected only by a suit desighned to keep them from freezing to death. Despite the thick metal walls, all of you could hear them. How can you hear them? How!? They where in space. Space, the place where no sounds could be heard in the vast, freezing vacum of space. You need answers. So you go to look a the console that controls comunications. They had to be screaming though the radio installed in every suit. So you look at the screen, but their hasn't been radio comunication in days, yet that is isn't what filled you with fear. It was the display showing the status of the suit. It's oxygen ran out days ago.
@smartmort123453 ай бұрын
underappreciated
@Schockmetamorphose5 ай бұрын
10:09 isn't horror, it's sad : (
@_AstaLily5 ай бұрын
7:02 Brilliant voice acting lol
@zestydoritochip5 ай бұрын
13:00 is so true. It's the worst feeling when your mom catches you.
@wraithking_5 ай бұрын
hol up wat
@Kei_Gaming02 ай бұрын
*elden ring boss fight music intensifies*
@coworker93295 ай бұрын
i was afraid of stairs since birth, when people ask me, i tell them the horrifying truth about stairs. theyre always up to something.
@cheese__cake29 күн бұрын
....why did this reminded me of omori
@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn20 күн бұрын
OYASUMI OYASUMI
@user-cy5ou5jy7k17 күн бұрын
was their name perhaps mari by chance?
@iveolra17 күн бұрын
because Something was created there
@Tis-I5 ай бұрын
3:29 that is pretty horrifying when you think about it
@Notausedusername4 ай бұрын
4:45 is also pretty terrifying
@Goatfricker695 ай бұрын
13:52 sounds like the game "My Eyes Deceive"
@hollow-bx7tx15 күн бұрын
NO NO NO OH GOD OH FUCK
@nicholasweaver23745 ай бұрын
Bruh, like half of these are genuinely terrifying.
@user-zp2xt4hs3n5 ай бұрын
6:35 the credits
@HungryWarden5 ай бұрын
Oh I get it now! That’s a true two sentence horror story, unskippable credits!
@WinterAsked5 ай бұрын
10:54 oh so this is when day broke
@enzoreviews21125 ай бұрын
I stared at horror as the killer approached me. Then we saw the Pineapple.
@mcarrowtime70952 ай бұрын
This gave some real tf2 “it’s a bucket” energy
@morgavileon84825 ай бұрын
12:04 The narrator exhaled a little after reading the post, he laughed for the first time in the video, then he continues to the next one. It was the only TwoSentenceHorror I didn't understand.
@lauranolastnamegiven33855 ай бұрын
think The Silence of the Lambs
@lazy_bt5 ай бұрын
nice two sentence horror story! jokes aside, i think the character was wearing their wifes skin.
@ratwhisperer285 ай бұрын
10:18 Hits way too hard. Lmao
@henryfarded5 ай бұрын
"this orange juice is delicious," she said. little did she know, it came from the creature
@OctoLegend5 ай бұрын
11:05 hope they're ready for hardmode
@dyingrat95 ай бұрын
terraria fan spotted
@avamoser20435 ай бұрын
2 sentence horror for baby boomers: I really try to listen and pay attention to my wife; considering her feelings and opinions, even when I disagree. She reciprocates this respect, we love each other, and are happy.
@Poseidon-SeaGod5 ай бұрын
3:21 this is the best reddit pun ive seen
@UmiandFrenchHorn5 ай бұрын
fym "bad" you opened with the scariest of them all
@wieldylattice30154 ай бұрын
13:27 okay, you gotta admit, this ain’t that bad as far as they go
@betoneiracromadarebaixada81875 ай бұрын
Ok, but some of these are actually very creative. The god one at 1:08 is honestly pretty cool
@Eternus_transmogrifus495 ай бұрын
1:33 That's not bad. That's two sentence gold!
@TitularHeroine5 ай бұрын
My favorite episode in quite a while -- thank you!!
@H_miku0395 ай бұрын
At 13:46 i think its a reference to the game: "My Eyes Decived" Where the daughter finally leaves the basement shes trapped it, contrary to what her Papa tpld her to do, the game is really disturbing, research it at your own risk
@Kelvinkelvin6665 ай бұрын
Actually the game is based off this two sentence horror story and a police case that is messed up
@Sir_Pentious32342 ай бұрын
@@Kelvinkelvin666 This two sentence horror story, and the Josef Fritzl case
@commercialairliner2 күн бұрын
@@Kelvinkelvin666i thought it was only loosely based on it, mainly with the design of the main room.
@glerpstudios5 ай бұрын
The end. (It was all just a dream)
@TitularHeroine5 ай бұрын
😂 nice
@yeeteater515 ай бұрын
bro 1/4 of these arent even bad, like the uber one at the start was actually pretty good
@BurntFrost4 ай бұрын
9:19 this is the most horrifying thing ever
@averagelightningenjoyer2855 ай бұрын
0:24 actually, spiders dan, who eats 10,000 spiders per day, is an outlier and thus should not have been counted.
@easytiger65705 ай бұрын
That's still far from 7 a year for the whole of humanity. Just a speck in the dust really
@shadowcatgamer252113 күн бұрын
Everyone, please don't worry that you've been eating any spiders in your sleep for the past few years or something! I've been eating them for you!
@Coffeeplease69420Ай бұрын
normally all these 2 sentence horror videos have this freaky ominous music in the background but I like this one, the music is funneh
@brightwarrior29104 ай бұрын
This was an incredible video. One my favorite Vaazkl content so far. Will there ever be another? I think a series of these would be super cool.
@appallingace644910 күн бұрын
the uber one: it is his uber; hes just rechecking the message
@masterklaw452713 күн бұрын
I got one: It sure is nice driving my Chevy Silverado through Bikini Bottom. “Hi, Squidward.”
@colleens11075 ай бұрын
This would be a good video to do on Halloween. Anyway, I love 2 sentence horror. My favorite is something along the lines of: I heard my mom calling my name in the hall but then she came into my room. She said “be quiet thaf wasn’t me calling you.” Also, HAPPY BOXING DAY VAAZKL
@deloptin5455 ай бұрын
simple answer: 2 moms
@VaazkLShorts5 ай бұрын
HAPPY BOXING DAY even though its the next day for me
@Megatron_____5 ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShorts Well now it's the next day. so HAPPY BOXING DAY
@grilledsandwhich5 ай бұрын
This is partly terrifying
@jenkaah5 ай бұрын
VAAZKL fr SHOULD MAKE MORE OF THIS, ITS A CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED SUBREDDOT
@TrainedBush5 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this for a while now
@StretchedMonke5 ай бұрын
this things are pieces of art
@yello480Ай бұрын
10:03 ok now thats just sad
@grqe.odysseyАй бұрын
Normally, I wouldn't give a single crap about what others think of me. However, I did hear the mind of another regular at this bar, thinking, "Where am I going to hide her body?"
@zooble_.Ай бұрын
so she's a mind reader?
@thenuggetofcheese5 ай бұрын
11:31 i think this one is good
@thenuggetofcheese5 ай бұрын
13:40 and this one
@thenuggetofcheese5 ай бұрын
13:51 and this one
@thenuggetofcheese5 ай бұрын
13:39 I quite like this one as well
@thenuggetofcheese5 ай бұрын
14:23 and this one
@SQUAKKC13 күн бұрын
The man muttered “And this one, and this one..” over and over in the hospital bed, rocking themselves gently. The nurses looked at him concerned, for he had not moved on from what happened that day.
@spiderboi3255 ай бұрын
0:30 be honest this would actually be horrifying
@internetlurker18505 ай бұрын
No a skeleton coming out of the closet would be sick as hell
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga5 ай бұрын
Yeah
@Hog_rider09175 ай бұрын
Some of these are pretty solid tho
@AegisGaming995 ай бұрын
DUDE SOME OF THESE ARE ACTUALLY GREAT
@Leyenda67Күн бұрын
I heard a distant alarm clock and wondered where it came from. Turns out these last 15 years were a dream
@Mgm12445 ай бұрын
Vaazkl making a vid on bad two sentence horror is my dream come true
@patpat49373 ай бұрын
Knife guy and hallway man the dynamic duo.
@aarcadeee5 ай бұрын
some of these are pretty good
@TheoThomasGamingShow5 ай бұрын
The best part of these videos, is when he laugh or when he says other stuff than the meme
@matthewmitchell34575 ай бұрын
I propose a new rule for two-sentence horror: neither sentence should be naturally and easily splittable. Drives me crazy.
@shellyvrose14 сағат бұрын
Two word horror: Color Theory
@bahuthanwin216 күн бұрын
“My uncle always tells me to try new things,” the middle schooler said. “But I’d never thought it’d come to handy during our drug unit”
@GamerMage2k-kl4iq2 ай бұрын
NGL, that Uber one did freak me out cause imagine the horror you feel from the realization of the situation you’re in…
@leightonkekuewa15455 ай бұрын
I sat down on the toilet. I just ate tacobell.
@Pining_for_the_fjords5 ай бұрын
At least you made it to the toilet
@InternetGribbler-mq6fkАй бұрын
4:25 "Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'"
@Mr.man22405Ай бұрын
7:17 for those who don’t get it, he went to bed with his mom
@JoseekinsАй бұрын
Other possible solution: If the MC is a female, the father went to bed with her
@jenniferthecloud14755 ай бұрын
Ok why are some of these kinda good
@Fnafiac5 ай бұрын
Some of these are actually scary
@dABoX335 ай бұрын
love this
@butlazgazempropan-butan11k875 ай бұрын
3:05 NOOOOOOOOOO
@HungryWarden5 ай бұрын
That one could have been better if they said “Then I noticed that I suddenly no longer had to go pee.” since the story mentions it to be warm.
@AnUncreativeLilWeirdoАй бұрын
😨
@ashdroidgamer38785 ай бұрын
Lol the homework one at the start
@Ducksaregreat5 ай бұрын
Some of these are actually pretty good.
@Chiller-pc1dv5 ай бұрын
Some of these are actually good
@Jesus_loves_you4ever5 ай бұрын
These are gold
@Olim1les5 ай бұрын
2:39 *pulls a glock out from under my pillow* Me:I will be soon
@ultimazilla9814Ай бұрын
13:34 "You thought it would be protection against some demonic entity, but it was ME! DIO!"
@jimthebottle66472 ай бұрын
Some of these are really good though
@Ender110375 ай бұрын
Okay, the zombie one is actually terrifying.
@avasorce91372 ай бұрын
The second one honestly scared the shut out of me for a second lol
@daviddow370518 күн бұрын
A good chunk if these are actually scary.
@dalemonshateu69485 ай бұрын
That second one was actually really good
@smooth.brained.idiot.5 ай бұрын
I ate a cheese sandwich and it was juicy My heart went diabetes when I saw it had tomatoes in it
@R4UL1028Ай бұрын
murder clown: yeah
@Sosuper_silly5 ай бұрын
“Knife guy” ❤️❤️❤️
@lemonboy92085 ай бұрын
another banger
@NeoETM5 ай бұрын
THE HALLWAY MAN🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣
@Fisk155 ай бұрын
knife guy 🪱
@apowergso5 ай бұрын
After watching this video, I go back to the assignment I was working on. It’s three weeks overdue and I barely started (The horrooooooorrrr)