TWO SENTENCE HORROR MEMES

TWO SENTENCE HORROR MEMES
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[@VaazkLShorts]

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[@Mxstiixx]

Technically true memes? Fnaf memes? Drawing/art memes? Or possibly kids being stupid?

[@MRrottinCorpse]

*drops someone named idea* whats next?

[@RealBABY2005]

Hey bro! I’m hoping to make content like yours but idk how far I can make it. Like ur content bro

[@xyborg3252]

Day 151 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description

[@TitularHeroine]

More of this please!

[@somepersonlmao]

I love how some of these are actually so terrible they're hilarious. And some are ACTUALLY terrifying, like finding out there's two sides of homework

[@Fishwolfcrow]

I personally love saying random two sentence horror stories People always ask how many kids come to my house at Halloween No one ever asks how many leave

[@cartoffiert5773]

nah but the one with the scrambled words made me develop it myself so much it was horrifying. I ended up thinking of it as a parasite that' getting smarter, eventually starting to go for the brain

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

And 0:30

[@Rosetintedwater]

3:44 was insulting on so many levels

[@Fishwolfcrow]

​@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogakidnapping time 😊 👍

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

okay but the first one is low-key terrifying

[@adnaP_esreveR]

Ikr, I was promised BAD horror, goddamnit!

[@alexv3372]

Damm that one hits a little bit too hard tho I have anxiety and I think everyone hates me

[@thetruenoobgod]

I already knew that so it's not that terrifying for me

[@seanstoltz6957]

I can barely breathe in public, but given I spent more than one brain cell and more than one second thinking on that, just ain’t possible.

[@Poseidon-SeaGod]

Dont worry, i also hate him

[@cypanipinto7239]

"According to the computer's readouts, the astronaut's oxygen gave out five days ago. So why were they still screaming?" Is genuinely scary imo.

[@sir_fuckwit]

Actually a really decent start.

[@e2b265]

VSauce intro

[@Ssunflower173]

hello i have one that kept me up all night let me just write it down its only 5 nights it can be that bad. thats when i realised Freddy five bears was in the room

[@Blanksus.]

@@Ssunflower173 insert hardcore metal clanking

[@hoglinofficial]

@@Ssunflower173 omg i almost pissed my pants

[@guts60]

Some Two Sentence Horror is actually decent. None of it is scary, it takes a lot more than 2 sentences to create proper tension and fear, but you can grasp a fearful situation in those two sentences. If the author is decent at writing to even a minimal degree, you can imagine the rest of the situation in your head with ease and see how scary it is

[@nicolasfranco6490]

"Moooom, I'm going to be fine." Was her last message.

[@CB-77-FM-vi4tp]

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...

[@HungryWarden]

@@CB-77-FM-vi4tpit was a woman! Because it’s the last man on Earth. This isn’t a horror story, it’s a romance.

[@TitularHeroine]

@@HungryWarden Two-sentence romance stories?!

[@HungryWarden]

@@TitularHeroine well it said last man so by that logic it could be a woman or a child.

[@WilloWik]

1:20 as someone who grew up with the fear of disappointing my loved ones and being alone, this is actually terrifying. Usually the idea that “you’re what’s making them unhappy” is all in your head-many people love you and your loved ones are happier because you’re around! Imagine if it wasn’t just in your head, though.

[@WilloWik]

3:29 this one’s a gem, too. The potential in this for body horror 🤌✨

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

*1:21

[@spectralkitty25]

same

[@Halloweenish]

Knife Guy and Hallway Man are besties for sure. They have brunch once a month with Mr. Teeth.

[@Confusion372]

sometimes they invite the Leaf Man to join them

[@andistansbury4366]

And don't forget Murder Clown. ​@@Confusion372

[@Quantum_Animations]

Isn't Mr. Teeth a muppet?

[@Karo-AUTTP-UTTD]

And they have The Creature as their pet. then the dog came in

[@paolofrancescopagano238]

2:51 Are you kidding me? How can this be comically bad? It's a terrifying concept

[@quandaledingle3490]

I didnt understand, can you explain please? :(

[@shenzixirgs8152]

@@quandaledingle3490the astronaut is supposed to be dead and not screaming, but they are screaming

[@quandaledingle3490]

@@shenzixirgs8152 Gosh, now I get it lol

[@ttyres45]

No, it's because they are so scared of an alien that they are screAming.

[@Chilly_1]

​@@ttyres45cant scream without oxygen

[@Foxthatisaplush]

0:18 that isn't bad, that is the scariest thing you will ever experience in life when you're about to turn it in and realize you didn't do the back.

[@gabrielneves6602]

Came to say that

[@HungryWarden]

It’s pure terror.

[@biwnzixebrxb4786]

If missing the back page of homework is the scariest thing you can imagine you’ve never imagined doing the same thing in an HSC/ GSCE exam

[@Rosetintedwater]

3:09 is pretty horrifying too. 3:54 and 13:00 is somewhat scary. And 3:44 is just...insulting..

[@L-ghtlessSky]

“Hey. ____. Uhh, you didn’t fill in the back page on the assessment.” “OH, DID I NOT- can I do it now??” “I mean, I’m getting the average in a few minutes.” *snatchin that paper*

[@enzoreviews2112]

My mother gave me a gun and told me “Whatever you do, or what they say, DON’T OPEN THE DOOR”. I burst into tears when I heard “Uber Eats. Your sushi is here.”

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I'd risk it. Sushi is delicious.

[@victimofmagicapollo]

@@Pining_for_the_fjords same

[@Kei_Gaming0]

​@@Pining_for_the_fjords Fr

[@Kaliko-hey]

But they didn't order sushi, did they?

[@ConcreteTheFurry]

NO THE SUSHI

[@HungryWarden]

I’ve got one! *I finally finished the tiled floor after several hours.* I was horrified when I discovered they weren’t symmetrical.

[@dramatticuslol]

that is true terror

[@beatblocksgaming]

Honestly that could work, the feeling of slight imperfection all over the place would actually be a bit unnerving even if nothing crazy happened

[@HungryWarden]

@@beatblocksgaming yes! That’s what I was going for.

[@Audiobooks_ForU]

MAria I'm hooome! my mom yells from the kitchen. To bad she died 3 years ago

[@Fiji_editz123]

NOOOOOO

[@commodorex]

My heart dropped when the officers found and returned my teenage son, who'd gone missing a week prior, high off his ass from a rowdy party they had to shut down. After checking the dirt mound in the backyard, I was certain that it wasn't really my son the police had dropped off...

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

*OH GOD*

[@TitularHeroine]

Ffffuuuuuhhhhh..... Maybe a bit lengthy for the spirit of the game, but absolutely horrifying. Well done🙏

[@commodorex]

@@TitularHeroine Shorter one just for you: My heart dropped when the local police had found and returned my missing son. After checking the dirt mound in the backyard I was certain it wasn't really him they'd dropped off.

[@esmemurnane4341]

aw dang it he got out again

[@commodorex]

@@esmemurnane4341 It's the 3rd time this month, he's going to grounded a lot further than last time.

[@holyburrito3900]

I like how these stories are labeled "bad" but like come on man im afraid of the long hallway man too

[@x2redhawk]

14:48 omg that one is taking away sleep from me tonight. It just feels the most realistic and like it could actually happen. It genuinely terrified me.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Shes cheating on him.

[@X0x04yl4]

Fun fact (not really fun) so Scary fact: That actually happened to someone, A girl was FaceTiming her friend and drop her phone and pick it up and her friend did the same thing wrote down “there a man under your bed” and she went inside the bathroom and turn on the shower, and she went out the window and went to the police, and they walk out and found out it was a crazy man who was just standing outside the bathroom room because he thought she was in the shower, and I don’t know if that how it went completely I don’t entirely remember it so you might have to look it up, but now SPOOKY!!

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

You're laughing now, but wait until you meet the hallway man yourself.

[@Theking0fgg]

It was the single most terrifying experience of my life

[@lighthouseraven]

he's actually a really nice guy, just kinda misunderstood.

[@Certifiedpainuser2806]

The hallway man tried to sell me crack once

[@CharliTheWolf-Sheep333]

@@Certifiedpainuser2806 Did you take it?

[@Certifiedpainuser2806]

@@CharliTheWolf-Sheep333 No. he asked for 2,000$ and I don’t have that kind of money. People charge too much for crack nowadays smh

[@LesbianKimDokja]

I remember seeing two sentence horror stories with this doom music on my FYP and being terrified when I was like… seven

[@theresivy]

this entire video got such mixed reactions from me ranging from “lmao” to “what the fuck” to “boooo” and the classic “huh?”

[@jctubezzz]

6:40 LMFAO SO THE CREDITS JUST ROLL ON HIM

[@copper6280]

I thought the one at 2:49 was a cool idea so heres a longer version I wrote, sorry if if it's not that good Their still screaming. It's been a about a week since the sound started. You can hear them screaming and so can your fellow crewmatess. The sound is constant, foreboding, like a banshee warning of your deaths. You don't know how you can hear them. You shouldn't be able to hear them. Are they even truely there? There's no way for you to know without leaving the ship. Their outside the craft, floating in cosmos protected only by a suit desighned to keep them from freezing to death. Despite the thick metal walls, all of you could hear them. How can you hear them? How!? They where in space. Space, the place where no sounds could be heard in the vast, freezing vacum of space. You need answers. So you go to look a the console that controls comunications. They had to be screaming though the radio installed in every suit. So you look at the screen, but their hasn't been radio comunication in days, yet that is isn't what filled you with fear. It was the display showing the status of the suit. It's oxygen ran out days ago.

[@smartmort12345]

underappreciated

[@Tis-I]

3:29 that is pretty horrifying when you think about it

[@Notausedusername]

4:45 is also pretty terrifying

[@whitebread3872]

I wrote a bad two sentence horror story once: I woke up startled after having a terrible nightmare. “Hey it’s okay, it was just a dream” said the meatworm laying in bed next to me.

[@brockpiano]

Something just like this is actually in a Super Mario World hack called "Mario's Mystery Meat" kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3apdIKBg8yEa5I

[@Eeeeeeeee75282]

noooo not the evil meatworm!!!!!!! :(

[@Halloweenish]

It’s nice to see Barry finally found the man of his dreams.

[@brockpiano]

@@Halloweenish i think it was Berry in the original story

[@lighthouseraven]

Thanks meatworm, I was scared for a second there!

[@darshansooful9559]

1:36 may be the greatest plot twist of all time. You expect the main character and his friends to have a lovely day at the park, but then, tragedy strikes! A true masterpeice

[@trollster7133]

People who aren’t scary trying to make scary writing always somehow become top tier comedians

[@filfurt1]

i was afraid of stairs since birth, when people ask me, i tell them the horrifying truth about stairs. theyre always up to something.

[@cheese__cake]

....why did this reminded me of omori

[@TheOneWhoKnocks-qx3nn]

OYASUMI OYASUMI

[@KaydanWestfall]

was their name perhaps mari by chance?

[@iveolra]

because Something was created there

[@Robo8000-z8l]

6:35 the credits

[@HungryWarden]

Oh I get it now! That’s a true two sentence horror story, unskippable credits!

[@henryfarded]

"this orange juice is delicious," she said. little did she know, it came from the creature

[@Psychoy01]

12:04 The narrator exhaled a little after reading the post, he laughed for the first time in the video, then he continues to the next one. It was the only TwoSentenceHorror I didn't understand.

[@lauranolastnamegiven3385]

think The Silence of the Lambs

[@lazy_bt]

nice two sentence horror story! jokes aside, i think the character was wearing their wifes skin.

[@deepanshusinghal8776]

@@lazy_bt yeah

[@matthewmitchell3457]

I propose a new rule for two-sentence horror: neither sentence should be naturally and easily splittable. Drives me crazy.

[@GamerMage2k-kl4iq]

NGL, that Uber one did freak me out cause imagine the horror you feel from the realization of the situation you’re in…

[@masterklaw4527]

I got one: It sure is nice driving my Chevy Silverado through Bikini Bottom. “Hi, Squidward.”

[@averagelightningenjoyer285]

0:24 actually, spiders dan, who eats 10,000 spiders per day, is an outlier and thus should not have been counted.

[@easytiger6570]

That's still far from 7 a year for the whole of humanity. Just a speck in the dust really

[@shadowcatgamer2521]

Everyone, please don't worry that you've been eating any spiders in your sleep for the past few years or something! I've been eating them for you!

[@LinneaMcNeal]

excuse you it's spiders GEORG 😂

[@The_lamb_sauce]

Why is the spider named Dan specifically who are you to decide if the spider is dan

[@patpat4937]

Knife guy and hallway man the dynamic duo.

[@Schockmetamorphose]

10:09 isn't horror, it's sad : (

[@UmiandFrenchHorn]

fym "bad" you opened with the scariest of them all

[@enzoreviews2112]

I stared at horror as the killer approached me. Then we saw the Pineapple.

[@mcarrowtime7095]

This gave some real tf2 “it’s a bucket” energy

[@dizzy_jump]

"I was just walking in the woods one day" "Until 173,827,819,209,478,281,445,182 spiders fell out of the sky"

[@balls_gaming]

And then a stranger with a name tag saying “George” came and ate all of them

[@WinterAsked]

10:54 oh so this is when day broke

[@wraithking_]

Here are some worthy of being in your video: I hugged my teddy bear. It hugged me back. "Goodnight, [NAME]," she said. Wait as second-- I'm the only one on the camping trip. "Baby, there's nothing in your closet," my mother assured me as she closed the closet door. Then, behind her back, the closet door reopened itself. Someone tapped on the window. Wait, that's not a window...that's a mirror. Someone please help. It's coming, it's coming to drag me bac I felt someone push me. I was standing on a cliff. Love demands sacrifice. I sacrificed a love for another love, with one love's blood running down my hands. I just might go to sleep now. Except for the insistent tapping beneath my floorboards.

[@wraithking_]

A crimson flower bloomed beneath my feet. It was a beautiful image, formed from blood. I walked away from the neurosurgery room. One of the surgeons yelled, "Code red. Code red. Subject has escaped." People have asked me tips on how to perform neurosurgery. I always reply, "Well, pull the brain out, this way, you have more area to work with."

[@wraithking_]

The surgeon raised his scalpel. I thrashed around.

[@OctoLegend]

11:05 hope they're ready for hardmode

[@dyingrat9]

terraria fan spotted

[@betoneiracromadarebaixada8187]

Ok, but some of these are actually very creative. The god one at 1:08 is honestly pretty cool

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

1:33 That's not bad. That's two sentence gold!

[@ratwhisperer28]

10:18 Hits way too hard. Lmao

[@colleens1107]

This would be a good video to do on Halloween. Anyway, I love 2 sentence horror. My favorite is something along the lines of: I heard my mom calling my name in the hall but then she came into my room. She said “be quiet thaf wasn’t me calling you.” Also, HAPPY BOXING DAY VAAZKL

[@deloptin545]

simple answer: 2 moms

[@VaazkLShorts]

HAPPY BOXING DAY even though its the next day for me

[@Quantum_Animations]

@@VaazkLShorts Well now it's the next day. so HAPPY BOXING DAY

[@ultimazilla9814]

13:34 "You thought it would be protection against some demonic entity, but it was ME! DIO!"

[@Poseidon-SeaGod]

3:21 this is the best reddit pun ive seen

[@boombox12]

6:26 …omfg. Okay hear me out: At first I was just like “haha, the ol’ which one do you trust dilemma! never gets old!” until I took another second to reread the trapped wife’s words, and the *shock* that entered my face was so sudden, you couldn’t see into the FUTURE to predict it. The trapped wife IS the real one. If you take a second to look at it, she isn’t saying to let her out. *She’s telling him to GET OUT.* As in, *she KNOWS it’s too late for her. She’s trying to save H I S life.* Holy-

[@Meta-Wah]

The wife isn't trapped, she's outside the house. She's telling her husband to open the door and go outside, where she is.

[@boombox12]

@@Meta-Wah …well you got me there.

[@thenuggetofcheese]

11:31 i think this one is good

[@thenuggetofcheese]

13:40 and this one

[@thenuggetofcheese]

13:51 and this one

[@thenuggetofcheese]

13:39 I quite like this one as well

[@thenuggetofcheese]

14:23 and this one

[@SQUAKKC]

The man muttered “And this one, and this one..” over and over in the hospital bed, rocking themselves gently. The nurses looked at him concerned, for he had not moved on from what happened that day.

[@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87]

3:05 NOOOOOOOOOO

[@HungryWarden]

That one could have been better if they said “Then I noticed that I suddenly no longer had to go pee.” since the story mentions it to be warm.

[@AnUncreativeLilWeirdo]

😨

[@Hfhffhhfhfhf]

This is partly terrifying

[@BurntFrost]

9:19 this is the most horrifying thing ever

[@glerpstudios]

The end. (It was all just a dream)

[@TitularHeroine]

😂 nice

[@unrequit3d]

"I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little" is actually good.

[@TitularHeroine]

My favorite episode in quite a while -- thank you!!

[@Fnafiac]

Some of these are actually scary

[@lesleighcooper5699]

I have one! I found it weird my sister still cried for me to go away. She always said the same thing "PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR GRAVE YOU'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS NOW".

[@LemonQueenTM]

2 sentence horror for baby boomers: I really try to listen and pay attention to my wife; considering her feelings and opinions, even when I disagree. She reciprocates this respect, we love each other, and are happy.

[@nunyabiz2889]

I onow a lot of genuine baby boomers. And have known a lot throughout my life. All of them, every single one, have been happily married who care for and love each other with no abuse or disrespect at all throughout their entire marriage. Where does this stereotype come from?

[@nunyabiz2889]

As a matter of fact, I would dare say that crappy marriages are WAY more prevalent with the last 2 generations than any baby boomer I have ever met.

[@AdoniahAlesana]

“I went to the bathroom to a horrible smell.” As I realized that my dad used the bathroom before me.

[@Mr.man22405]

7:17 for those who don’t get it, he went to bed with his mom

[@Joseekins]

Other possible solution: If the MC is a female, the father went to bed with her

[@AegisGaming99]

DUDE SOME OF THESE ARE ACTUALLY GREAT

[@Lovekyunn]

At 13:46 i think its a reference to the game: "My Eyes Decived" Where the daughter finally leaves the basement shes trapped it, contrary to what her Papa tpld her to do, the game is really disturbing, research it at your own risk

[@Kelvinkelvin666]

Actually the game is based off this two sentence horror story and a police case that is messed up

[@Sir_Pentious3234]

​@@Kelvinkelvin666 This two sentence horror story, and the Josef Fritzl case

[@commercialairliner]

​@@Kelvinkelvin666i thought it was only loosely based on it, mainly with the design of the main room.

[@LeviLindauer]

my cat layed on me while i was on the couch i have to pee.....

[@Hog_rider0917]

Some of these are pretty solid tho

[@yello480]

10:03 ok now thats just sad

[@Olim1les]

2:39 *pulls a glock out from under my pillow* Me:I will be soon

[@THEMISFITSBOYS]

The homework story was the scariest one of all

[@MichelleHernandez-nb4bo]

TAKE EVERY TWO SENTENCE HORROR AND END ALL OF THEM WITH "and then the dog walked in" ITS TOO FUNNY😂😂

[@nicolasfranco6490]

My wheelchair barely worked, but I was able to lock all the doors. And then the pitbull with rabies broke the window... And then the dog walked in.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I sat down to relax after a long day, happy that I didn't have a dog. And then the dog walked in

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

And then a skeleton popped out

[@lazy_bt]

i sighed with relief, knowing that the serial killer rapper thats been killing everyone in town couldnt possibly find me, since im in an abandoned house deep in the forest with nobody or any form of outside communication for miles... ...and then DA DAWG walked in.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

@@lazy_bt A serial killer rapper, killing people with his sick lyrics and beats.

[@toastyboi8737]

"In the last seconds I have living as the bright laser from the sky came closer. I called out our queen for picking the playground as a spot for our hill"

[@commercialairliner]

6:53 What's Adam yapping about? There was only ONE tree he couldn’t eat from, HE HAD ONE JOB! 😭

[@wedoaconsiderablwamountofm4726]

4:26 "But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the black forest. Only cold, dark night continued from then."

[@AZKTAC-dx2kp]

Here's one I came up with: I was just delivering a passenger, when they tapped me on the shoulder I drive a hearse...

[@RespectfullyBiasedReader]

DAM.

[@uniformsyter927]

Your boss is calling but your new cat just layed down on you and you have to move.

[@Kei_Gaming0]

The boss has to wait.

[@brightwarrior2910]

This was an incredible video. One my favorite Vaazkl content so far. Will there ever be another? I think a series of these would be super cool.

[@bahuthanwin21]

“My uncle always tells me to try new things,” the middle schooler said. “But I’d never thought it’d come to handy during our drug unit”

[@TrainedBush]

I’ve been waiting for this for a while now

[@Goatfricker69]

13:52 sounds like the game "My Eyes Deceive"

[@hollow-bx7tx]

NO NO NO OH GOD OH FUCK

[@Josh-vids]

I like how it’s a good mix of bad and good

[@Ender11037]

Okay, the zombie one is actually terrifying.

[@odysseyonawhim]

Normally, I wouldn't give a single crap about what others think of me. However, I did hear the mind of another regular at this bar, thinking, "Where am I going to hide her body?"

[@zooble_.]

so she's a mind reader?

[@TheDAM_Multi-Fandom-Girl]

0:41 you talking about Nico di Angelo?

[@Jeonginisbabybread]

The ‘then i had to pee’ is horrific. i never know what to do

[@apowergso]

After watching this video, I go back to the assignment I was working on. It’s three weeks overdue and I barely started (The horrooooooorrrr)

[@gaIaxygirl]

9:27 is the plot of Agatha christie's book the ABC murders

[@gaIaxygirl]

and 11:45 is just mosquito POV

[@shellyvrose]

Two word horror: Color Theory

[@edene8]

Music theory

[@somnvm37]

0:24 this is is actually scary 0:28 actually scary 1:11 this is is just interesting 2:50 interesting 3:34 interesting concept 4:35 i love this 5:25 i love this 07:00 this is amazing

[@Kitsune-wlw]

5:37 how the heck did he just say severed

[@umangsheel7819]

2:29 *The HALLWAY MAN!*

[@keonspeaks418]

0:09 I mean, everyone is technically in danger. You just don’t know it yet.😊

[@pittiebaby]

STOOOOPP0P

[@yoshpop624]

the scythe one and the abused dog ones are terrifying

[@yoshpop624]

and the other dog one

[@jenkaah]

VAAZKL fr SHOULD MAKE MORE OF THIS, ITS A CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED SUBREDDOT

[@StretchedBicep]

this things are pieces of art

[@turbo_marc]

it's not bad, it's funny

[@galomendo]

6:14 is a mindgame-

[@appallingace6449]

the uber one: it is his uber; hes just rechecking the message

[@Actually_insane_af]

The IKEA meatball one was actually really unsettling.

[@leoliuyanhai]

So are we eating shit or

[@Actually_insane_af]

@@leoliuyanhai it said “laying” so idk

[@TheoThomasGamingShow]

The best part of these videos, is when he laugh or when he says other stuff than the meme

[@Uriel-nk8kk]

As my mom slammed the door shut, I screamed in horror. The last thing i heard was " It needs to be fed" then I saw it coming closer.

[@Marilynn_1275]

The sheer horror... 0:18

[@Kurazzi-]

Knife guy seems pretty chill tbh.

[@Chromoxylograph]

"You know, I heard imaginary beings can hear anything," the astronaut said. "What do you mean?" his friend responded, but the astronaut never heard him.

[@French_Fryes]

“Grandma 2.0” 😭🙏🏽

[@daviddow3705]

A good chunk if these are actually scary.