Everybody Slaps Chris - Very Really Good

[@alyllcat]

a prodigy is someone naturally gifted at something a protégé is someone who studies under someone experienced😭

[@zonk35]

LMAOOO

[@jinxjamz]

LITERALLY TWO DIFFERENT WORDDS LAMO

[@dafeef5555]

Thanks 🙏

[@ceebee491]

True!

[@Leoji0325]

There's no way u knew that off the top of ur head come onn

[@Eli52000]

Kurtis should have an alter ego called Dirtis conner where he smears dirt all over himself and hides in bushes to attack people

[@ajachaotic]

I’m scared to walk around corners now…

[@yowieyahoo]

MAKIN' IT STINKY

[@evantroymusic]

I also like a World where he is called Dingus Donger. And he is a world famous ding dong ditch champion

[@steviguzman7575]

I'm supportive of the Kurtis Connor Extended Multiverse

[@s...5885]

WHAT-

[@sadly_serendipity6111]

literally had no idea shane dawson was trying to have a baby and hearing it from this podcast was like a slap in the face

[@iloveme4life]

The fact that I heard about it from your comment bc I looked at the comments early on is like a double slap

[@beepboop3928]

SAME! I WANT TO THROW UP

[@kirastump2989]

Brooo me too I was like 😳

[@qwitchyy]

I see what you did there and I’m not happy about it /j

[@Miipmiip]

I saw that chapter and i was like “hu- HUH?”

[@maryblacktea]

Kurtis, the broke part of Kurtistown also wants to see Jenna, please take her to the podcast

[@fartyparty420]

yes dude im beggging

[@beeboop4556]

i’m pretty sure she does show up sometimes but only on the patreon-exclusive episodes ;/

[@lilly-id7js]

!!!!!!

[@StarSalt]

@@beeboop4556 that is why they said the broke part (non patrons) lol

[@beeboop4556]

@@StarSalt oh i get it lol

[@saturnaliarain]

I laughed really hard at “talk amongst yourselves; I gotta plug in my cord”. I’d love to have a classroom full of citizens of KurtisTown.

[@brib6046]

Same. I loved that 😭

[@rebeccaromero3237]

I choked on my goldfish when he said that🤣🤣😂

[@jermarat]

@@rebeccaromero3237 whaat

[@halaothman9404]

the line "if you get slapped so hard in the face that you die, i feel like that's on you" is better than the entire oscars history

[@AdamRebel]

Kurtis.. If i could give you some constructive feedback, i hate it when your episodes end. it makes me feel all bummed out my guy.. so if you could do me a favor and maybe try one episode that doesn’t end then I would feel much better. Thank you for everything.

[@kirastump2989]

I have to second this one. I love your pods but disappointed they end 😔

[@puffdaddy69]

That’s kinda hard to do mate , come back with something realistic maybe

[@ineedausername_1624]

@@puffdaddy69 totally realistic just stream every single second of your life

[@hange6775]

@@puffdaddy69 sarcasm

[@BussyQueen]

Gay representative chiming in, I do not own a the north face.

[@b.r.v.8609]

Me neither!

[@csavage00]

omg the bussy VRG cross over event just dropped

[@mariya_tortilla]

"a the north face" LOL love that

[@sierra3830]

me niether!

[@thegillmachine]

Isn’t the north face puffer jacket the new meme for being the pinnacle straight basic girl coat? Not saying this in a bad way but I’ve seen a lot of girls make jokes about it calling themselves basic nyc girls

[@riyuhehe]

about the lockdown nostalgia, I think (or at least I hope) what those people are reminiscing about is the sudden change of pace people got the chance to have? because I’ve seen so many people reconnect with their family by not going out, having more leisure time in their otherwise packed schedules and just taking a moment to sit back. that was therapeutic to an extent (not talking about the pandemic, just what the lockdowns provided). I hope we can do more of that without a panorama on our heads

[@iang.9904]

I didn’t experience a lockdown at all because I worked at Walmart the entire pandemic. I would *love* a chance to experience what all these lucky people had cause I sure didn’t love being verbally abused by a bunch of idiots stock piling toilet paper

[@Phoenixifyable]

@@iang.9904 “lucky people”

[@some1games]

@@iang.9904 because the people who lost their jobs are soooo lucky

[@honeyswann]

It was just nostalgic because I got to spend time with my family indoors, play games online with my friends and become a stronger bond

[@MoonchildDontCry]

It was so relaxing for me. I didn't do most of my homeworks and assignments.(Still got an average grade somehow lmao. ) I started working out way more, making for healthier snacks. Skipping virtual classes, getting enough sleep. This was height of luxury.

[@OK-hi5ym]

Thank goodness Kurtis is talking about the Slap, everyone else just seems to be ignoring it. I haven’t seen it mentioned once, especially not on Twitter.

[@kaiya2472]

Same. Thank goodness someone is finally bringing a platform to this conversation.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

penguinz0 (Charlie) talked about this like, right after this happened. You just aren't looking in the right places.

[@cherryst4rss]

@@nomoretwitterhandles hun it's satire

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@cherryst4rss Don't call me "hun", that's gross and I didn't ask.

[@squiddomcgee9051]

@@nomoretwitterhandles alright well it’s still satire

[@archanashroff4977]

My dear Kurt boy. Your podcasts are soooo good to fall asleep to. but it's not like I fall asleep to them and leave them be. i rewind it to where i fell asleep at and watch the whole thing next day morning. Loads of love to you

[@vlogily8043]

Aww that’s so sweet you sleep with him but don’t kick him out of the bed in the morning lol

[@SparkyGecko]

I rewind it then fall asleep again from where I left off lol. Makes a short video last like 3 days 🥲

[@luizhenriquemoreira3980]

I do the exact same thing!! I think it's because his voice is really good, and also he goes off on so many weird tangents sometimes that it feels like I'm dreaming already

[@quoshtard1510]

thats just what i do!! i love it

[@Otterboxer101]

I do tbe same thing

[@flynnnolen1067]

I like how for Judd Apatow he said “I like his movies” and then proceeded to list 2 movies he did not direct

[@somstan]

He produced Superbad and co-wrote Pineapple Express

[@flynnnolen1067]

@@somstan that’s true. I just thought it was funny that the two movies that were listed were not movies HE was known for. Usually when talking about Apatow it’s about 40 Year Old Virgin or Trainwreck or even King of Staten Island. But I can imagine why he instantly thought of those 2 movies, they are of the same nature

[@peachy_lili]

@@flynnnolen1067 then I must have been mistaken because I assocated both those movies with Apatow over anybody else

[@flynnnolen1067]

@@peachy_lili you’re not wrong for associating those movies with him, he was a creative mind in some sense. They’re just not the movies he directed

[@trashmuffin5783]

no but let’s all actually imagine someone playing Mitski in a nightclub 😭😭

[@5creams]

crying in the club fr

[@dianamarihuana3062]

Class of 2013 in the club would hit so hard

[@thatrandomchick4004]

IMAGINE A BUNCH OF DRUNK PEOPLE YELLING “YOUR MOTHERRR WOULDNT APPROVE OF HOWWW MY MOTHEE RAISEDDDD ME”. Sounds lit lmfaooo

[@cleo5090]

MOM WILL YOU WASH MY BACK

[@kurikar]

everyone just screaming brand new city in the club

[@auntbill8166]

Kurtis I've been going through Chemo recently, just finished my first dose and things have been really tough and this podcast was such a pick me up when I saw it uploaded and I thought you should know

[@skeletonhaha]

dude all love and luck to you it's really rough going thru all that

[@katiedoyle819]

Best of luck hope everything gets better!

[@seasalt3756]

Sending so much love and strength your way, you'll come out stronger

[@cherryst4rss]

good luck!! you're amazing :)

[@maggieolson1956]

Much love dude, hope everything turns out okay!

[@topotondo828]

The only reason why I would feel nostalgic about early quarantine was that my friends and I would fairly regularly play Jackbox over Google Hangouts and we would spend hours laughing so hard. Now that everyone is back to work, everyone is busy and it’s hard to coordinate getting people together to have more of those fun times.

[@SonderBeats]

I've never met anyone that actually uses Google Hangouts. Not saying that as a negative, it's just interesting to see.

[@daintydreamchaser2830]

YES 100%

[@cheyenne6913]

Regardless of how anyone feels about what he did, I think it's reasonable for him to laugh as an initial reaction. Sometimes it takes time to process what's actually been said. I also think that it's possible that he was just going to try and laugh it off and ignore the joke, but then when he saw Jada's reaction, he decided he needed to do something. Like I said, I'm not saying he was warranted in striking him, but I think it's understandable why he might have initially laughed.

[@Vixa_Jaz]

Same

[@brib6046]

Thank you. People laugh for a number of reasons. He could have trained himself to laugh for these events. He could have laughed because he snapped. I know a lot of people who do that, and I even have right before I did something I regret.

[@cheyenne6913]

@@brib6046 Oh I've definitely laughed when I'm angry. I've never struck anyone but if I laugh in the middle of an argument, it's usually because the next thing out of my mouth is something shitty lmao

[@gaaramania]

Nah, I agree to disagree but I don't think it's that kind of laugh. It will look like an awkward laugh to you if you are not a shallow person to notice. Not like this. He is sincere laughing with his eyes laughing as well and all. For example there is a video of Chris preparing for going on stage after the incident he is laughing but his eyes are not. You can see his confusion and hurt. I think Will laughed and didn't think it was any matter and when he turned to his wife he realized at that moment it was offensive for her and wanted to do something fast with the guilt of laughing at the joke. It is a little shocking to me that Jada is not anybodys subject to this. Jada laughed when Chris got slapped and she didn't even try to stop Will to go to stage or when he was yelling nonsense. I know Will is an adult but it's your choice to stop your loved ones and friends to do some stupid things from out of pure rage or sorrow. It's just my opinion but Jada is not looking like a good person to me.

[@cheyenne6913]

@@gaaramania Will Smith is literally an award winning actor. I think he can convincingly pull off a realistic looking, but fake smile for the cameras. Also, I've seen that video of Jada laughing. She didn't laugh after the initial slap, she laughed after Rock said "Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me." You know who else laughed after he said that? At least half of the room. The woman next to her clearly laughs at the same time as Jada. Then when Will starts yelling from his seat, Jada looked just as confused as everyone else. She didn't laugh because Will slapped him, she (and a good portion of the attendees) laughed at an offhand comment that Chris Rock made.

[@eljayism]

Prodigy + protégé = two different words, my guy. One even has fancy accents.

[@OglethorpeJConniption]

The "Bloody Mary" joke was absolutely hysterical! I'm still laughing about it!

[@ivylynn6045]

i sometimes feel nostalgic for early 2020. it was scary and weird, but everybody being connected and everything being up in the air was kind of exciting at the time? a big group of my friends would get together every couple days and have a Zoom party. we’d play Jackbox games or Smash or Animal Crossing and we’d drink and talk all night. as the days turned to weeks and months, everybody started to get drained and the reality of what was happening really set in. we stopped having those Zoom parties when we stopped having new things to talk about. it ended up just turning into us getting too drunk and sad. early 2020 had a weird sort of excitement and adrenaline that faded into depression.

[@consentclub8431]

We actually had restrictions in place to protect people back then 🙃 the pandemic isn't over but we're not nearly as protected as we were (aside from vaccines)

[@beepboop3928]

yeah, i feel this. i think we just got so jaded as time went on and the reality of the situation sunk in. like, at first we thought it was only gonna last a short time but now it’s been two years.

[@jeorgejopez561]

What people need to remember is that not everyone on lockdown got to just hang out with their families in pajamas, still making money because they could work from home. Some people like myself were never on lockdown. I work in an operating room so I worked through the whole pandemic. It was terrifying. And I had it better than a lot of people.

[@williamsthysteve5551]

I also never got that. I was working in fast food and it was the weirdest and most tiring experience. It eventually caused us to shut down, and then I spent a month inside (my roommates still worked) and it was the loneliest time of my life. I wish I could be nostalgic about the early pandemic

[@MultiAidan1]

my affection for the beginning of the pandemic is just the fact that people actually cared about the pandemic and were scared of it, and there were rules we were all mostly following. nowadays there's still a pandemic just most people don't care or follow the rules

[@hannahbananas]

Kurtis, please put this on Spotify immediately also the podcast is so good it always makes my week so much better

[@tanishamythical8939]

it is on spotify

[@bassattack799]

It's one thing to say Will was wrong. His reaction was impulsive, and damaging but to say Will is violent, unhinged, and a domestic abuser is to much and people need to take several seats. Anyway, great podcast episode!

[@falconawesomeness1141]

He’s hit people before and even admitted to hitting Jada “playfully” and not so much before in the late 90s and early 2000s. Will is violent and has used that as a method to react.

[@bassattack799]

@@falconawesomeness1141 okay buddy 👍🏽

[@Donutsmakemegonuts]

@@falconawesomeness1141 I see where you’re coming from but playful hitting sounds pretty innocent?

[@janiedoie]

@@Donutsmakemegonuts yeah that sound like smacking ur partner's butt jokingly or something.

[@noemiethibault139]

@@falconawesomeness1141 … really dude???

[@catarinareis2443]

no one: kurtis: "hello *chuckles*"

[@ishbel1409]

the hair looking fresh today it's really giving 'flowing mane' of an 80s movie love interest

[@mvriemdr6323]

as someone who doesn't go out a lot, early lockdown was nice because personally i could chill cause i didn't have school and all, obviously i was worried to get covid and infect my grandparents, but just as an subjective experience i was just glad about having a break (not about the pandemic).

[@Familycomp4]

When I saw the Chris Rock clip I automatically heard “🎶Everybody ha-a-tes Chris🎶”

[@janiedoie]

The memes that came out immediately after were 😙👌🏽

[@pillowvibes]

Prodigy is a kid who’s really good at one particular thing and protégé is a person being guided by an older person in a particular thing, kinda like an apprentice, pupil, or student. The correct term to use in your sentence was prodigy lol

[@helena4863]

you not wanting to listen to mitski is so funny because i feel like you would genuinely enjoy her stuff

[@fiaaafifi]

FRRR

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

People tend to think that about anyone they like. "I feel like you would genuinely like (movie)" "I feel like you would genuinely like (book)" etc... I mean, come on. If he wants to listen to mitski, he will. This kind of pressure is exactly why *I* haven't listened to mitski. Just let people choose whether or not they'll be interested. Recommend it and move on.

[@souplover1852]

@@nomoretwitterhandles buddy calm down they were literally just making a lighthearted comment-

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@souplover1852 I am calm. You are projecting because you didn't like what I said, haha. I was just stating something. Sorry if my autism makes that too blunt for you. Shall I be more sensitive next time?

[@souplover1852]

@@nomoretwitterhandles idk why a lighthearted comment warrants a whole damn paragraph, hence the calm down. this isnt twitter you know. reading the tone of the comment might be nice.

[@Tiffany__B]

Yeah that was my personal theory as well, that what people are nostalgic about regarding early quarantine is the feeling of community that we all had worldwide, like we all supported each other and felt truly united against something that still felt so new and scary, I've never felt as close to other people in the world like in those early months. Maybe there are also other factors that people are nostalgic of, for example a lot of people got to stay home and have free time for the first time in a long while, but overall i think the biggest thing of that time was the sense of unity and companionship that we had globally

[@datfatrat7135]

if shane dawson is allowed to adopt,the adoption system is for sure screwed up.

[@faceofvision]

I'm afraid they are having a surrogate

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@faceofvision damn, maybe women *shouldn't* have rights /j

[@faceofvision]

@@nomoretwitterhandles making a man's borderline criminal behavior a woman's fault is not funny 👩‍⚖️

[@faceofvision]

@@nomoretwitterhandles especially when a lot of women turn to surrogacy out of desperation and not being able to earn substantial money any other way...

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@faceofvision I know you must have a hard time reading, so I will kindly point out that I said "/j", which is a tone indicator for "joke". I forgive you for misreading, so don't bother trying to defend yourself. Shit happens.

[@takomasmith8246]

Not every laugh is a happy one. Sometimes people laugh when they are gonna do some things

[@MediumDingus]

or maybe they were laughing because they hadn't grasped the joke yet. like an awkward the camera is about to be on us because Chris talked about us.

[@thegillmachine]

I feel like they’re probably just like laughing as a reflex bc they know cameras are on them and celebs just don’t want to look bad on camera and then they were like “hey wait a minute!”

[@consentclub8431]

I'm autistic and laughing is an anxiety coping mechanism for me. I laugh at things that I don't find funny

[@Aaron_Smith_OM]

The laugh that Will displayed was one that enjoyed the joke. It was Jada who had the problem and somewhere between the laugh, the look, and when he decided to get up things changed. Either way, he shouldn't have used any form of violence to respond. And RTT needs to be ended because Will and Jada need their private matters to stay that way for now.

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

@@Aaron_Smith_OM ...did will smith tell you that?

[@despres380]

chris could've DIED!! i once just breathed in his direction and he flew upward like a feather

[@heymalma]

Hey Kurtis! I’m so glad you’re finally coming to Arkansas and rest assured I will be there wearing a mustache like yours at the Little Rock show, you better say hi

[@heymalma]

Also I sent you a message on Patreon about the show!

[@valhalla-rising]

Same! I screamed when I found out he's coming to Little Rock cause I was like, people hardly come here😭

[@shaniasmaaslet3170]

For the person who lost their friend and is feeling guilty, I lost my brother 3 months ago who was 16, he was extremely hilarious. My entire family who some don’t even use humour to cope have been using dark humour to cope because of who my brother was, I think if it’s honouring the memory of the lives one and you know damn well they are laughing right along with you then you shouldn’t feel bad!

[@shaniasmaaslet3170]

My brother died on New Years Eve and I said “of course he had to ruin another holiday” which is the worst/best joke I’ve ever made

[@shaniasmaaslet3170]

I just thought I’d you heard from a family member who lost someone so young, that they also use humour to cope then maybe you’ll feel less guilty!

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

That's a very sweet sentiment, and I hope they get a chance to read your comment so they can feel a bit better about losing a loved one. Just wanted to let you know that you are heard. :)

[@fluttervixen]

Dude imagine someone playing mitski in a techno club 😭😭

[@emgirl-fg8ow]

Class of 2013 playing at a rave 💀

[@sweetsoup7571]

Imagine everyone twerking their butts to "So please hurry leave me"

[@emgirl-fg8ow]

@@sweetsoup7571 townie is the only acceptable song to play at a party

[@seasalt3756]

"I always wanted to diee clean and pretty" at a rave bro

[@jill5532]

Slap him? I hardly know him!

[@BlondieGurl1129]

Shoutout to Kurtis for being the first I’ve ever seen to have Tampa FL as their first stop. We appreciate u

[@KengCullen]

In regards to " feeling nostalgic for early covid" i do not feel that way at all personally😅 it messed up a lot of my life and i was so alone. And it has also been bothering me that some people have beeing talking about the pandemic like its in the past? Like our mask mandate was just removed but I kept wearing mine in public and at work, and I got covid in the first week from clients coming into the vet clinic i work at without masks and not having to social distance 🙃 its still very relevant and ongoing. Love you kurt

[@stuffroom979]

Same same same. I'm still wearing my mask out of habit lol it's still the rule to wear one in a lot of nearby businesses where I live

[@MsFoxyVeach]

Will was laughing that exasperated angry laugh where you are trying to decide if you want to shank someone (among other things) or just walk away .

[@Vincisomething]

I thought it was more of Will getting upset on behalf of Jada after seeing her upset more than the actual joke itself. Also, someone replied to Judd's tweet calling out how he "swiftly" [did not] deal with James Franco for grabbing Busy Philipps and screaming in her face before throwing her to the ground. But a slap is fatal...

[@yoshiegg27]

during lockdown nearly everyone in my family lost their jobs because they all work in bars/concert venues and i was stuck inside with my abusive mom who was taking out her financial struggles on her kids- it was the lowest point in my life and most people i know- plus when i finally got to escape and live on a college campus i was forced back home again like it really felt like everything came crashing down on me- couldn’t see my friends at school, so much negativity and abuse from a lot of people around me who were losing their careers- it was seriously so so so bad.

[@strangxels]

kurtis you material girl i was waiting for you 🥺🥺

[@chameleonarthouse3351]

Kurtis made me laugh out loud. Then immediately said this was “the worst podcast” and he didn’t know why anyone watches it… Believe in yourself, Mayor Kurt. You make us laugh. P.S. I wish people weren’t rude and you could listen to Mitski. But, alas, now it shall never be.

[@iloveme4life]

Fr I hate the self deprecating stuff 💔💔😔

[@ratatouilleslim3944]

no bc it makes me so sad when he says stuff like that bc it’s usually right after he says something absolutely hilarious

[@juliettedemaso7588]

For the best take on Will giving Chris some fresh prints Check out Jade Fox. The Oscars love to signal virtue and protecting women, poc’s, etc but only as long as it stops at a lapel pin and a hashtag. And that’s why nothing changes. Sometimes accountability isn’t comfortable, we forgot that.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

You can respect women and not act like a total fucking idiot. Violence is not the answer. If you think you solve social justice with physical violence, I hope to God you don't get what you're giving.

[@messagetothesun]

the early lockdown thing (for me) is more about just being forced to slow down and also the blissful unawareness of what was happening and the hope it’ll pass soon

[@projectjupiter5523]

sorry to raise dissent against our mayor but would "everybody hits Chris" have been a better episode name? please don't exile me for speaking out / being wrong thanks xoxo

[@terrisbigtoe]

He doesn’t wanna get canceled (too late the brain dead comments are here)

[@katiedoyle819]

Darn it!

[@MelanieTheSuperHero]

Kurtis’s podcast sounds like a phone conversation but we can only hear his side.

[@fashoinista21]

i aspire to vibe with myself the way kurtis does

[@efnfen]

I'd like to see more frequent collabs with Jacob Sharpe, if not having you both do one podcast together.

[@asophfable]

I think maybe Judd Apatow meant how fast his head spun to the side, with him in King Richard and Ali, he's definitely had the training that would make him able to snap a neck without meaning to

[@aishatrbl]

i’m at work and i’m LITERALLY CRYING trying to hold in my laugh at the bit about pilgrims seeing birds and eating mud. needed to pause for 5 minutes to calm down or i’d burst into laughter

[@consentclub8431]

For those who don't know, alopecia is an autoimmune disease and a disability, its not as simple as just losing your hair. Even if it was, a lot of Black women have pointed out that Chris made a documentary about the value of Black hair so he should've known better than making a joke about a Black woman losing her hair. Whether its staged or not, the joke was punching down and I doubt Jada would've asked to be dragged into this.

[@nathaliekelley2951]

Not because someone is famous it means that everybody knows everything about their life. I’m a fan of will smith and I had no idea his wife was sick. I’m pretty sure Chris didn’t know about her disease.

[@evantroymusic]

@@nathaliekelley2951 agree with you!

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

@@nathaliekelley2951 isn't he like friends with their family though? How could he not know? Also regardless, twas pretty shitty of him to make that joke about a black woman

[@nathaliekelley2951]

@@thatrantinggirl7376 idk if they are friends 😂😂 Plus, It’s the Oscar’s, everybody makes fun of everybody, if you can’t take it then don’t go. I think Chris saw Jada bald and thought of the joke. He was making fun of her baldness, not her disease, not her skin color. People say that Chris shouldve known better but I mean he’s a comedian, even if he has a monologue prepared he can still make jokes on the spot depending of what he sees, I don’t think he knew about her disease and just saw a bald women and made a simple joke, cuz I mean it wasn’t even funny 😂

[@o.lemon.o]

i agree, but the fact that will smacked him in the face.. def not ok. like yeah, he couldve talked to him ab it later or in his speech, but jesus a slap?? like damn dude. chill

[@hayyoraeyo662]

An in depth break down & analysis of the clip from Kurt is the angle I didn't know I needed

[@torip6872]

Truly the worst podcast, can’t wait for the next episode 👍

[@umnah1955]

I’m so excited to see you on tour and i feel cringe for that but no one ever comes to my city and finally the first comedy special i’m going to see and it’s gonna be awesome

[@Yorokobi224]

That slap showed the world to keep his wife's name out our mouth

[@ساهرمحمدحسانعلي]

its never have been on my mouth before but im starting now lol

[@liv-ik4ig]

22:17 impressive slap sound effect

[@AROCODED]

Another thing about the slap incident, black folks have spoken about how misogynoir is integral to the situation. Black women's hair is very important to them. That also ties into some opinions I've seen from black folks that white people should avoid making jokes about the situation because they don't take this into account often.

[@peps1943]

The joke was made by a black man tho 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@MyHippoDignity]

@@peps1943 black men can also perpetuate misogynoir

[@011mph]

@@peps1943 yes and black men can contribute to misogynoir

[@brib6046]

@@peps1943 Black men often contribute to misogynoir, sometimes more than any other group because we’re so intimately connected. Black men often punch down at Black women. Chris Rock made a whole documentary about Black women and our hair, the toxic and predatory hair industry, and the harmful measures Black women often take in the name of beauty and acceptance. He is aware that she would not have found the joke funny. Plus he is constantly taking jabs at her activism and her trying to proudly wear her appearance like that is a form of activism.

[@peps1943]

@@brib6046 congrats. That's not what this person is talking about lol. They mentioned white people not making jokes. It was a black man that made the joke.

[@tittymitty435]

4:30 at the hospital I’ve never seen straight jackets used for restraints, they have ones made of like medical cloth bandage material and then pinel restraints which at least can be loose enough to let you use a phone or feed yourself

[@sashhhaa4874]

YAYYYYY KURTBOY POSTED I’VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS ON WILL SMITH AND CHRIS ROCK

[@markliechti3460]

It's so sad to be a European fan, and never getting to see kurtis's live shows 😭😭

[@boule8988]

Will must have left a really… fresh print 😳

[@sir.bendover3299]

Hilarious and original!

[@AxxLAfriku]

🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon boile

[@sir.bendover3299]

@@AxxLAfriku nah, graduate first. Build up your audience meanwhile and it grows enough, then you can dedicate yourself to it

[@jaydee5638]

@@AxxLAfriku omg no fucking way! I found you again 😭😭

[@imeanitsamixofthings4986]

@AxxL WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE! 😭🤚

[@noahclaycameron]

Man that 182 joke was so good Kurtis saved it for episode 183!

[@vanessaramirez2391]

I saw mitski at Massey Hall on the 18th and she was amazing just felt like putting it out there she is amazing y'all should listen

[@bluelovesurmum]

Kurtis, mitski changed my life man 🤩💪

[@jupiter_jazz]

2020 quarantine nostalgia is something i can *actually* understand, but i do not think that is a universal thought. it was fun to stay home from work or school and rest, but now we’ve tried to integrate covid safe habits while returning to how it was before. we also have to acknowledge the violent racism directed to asian and black people, on top of worries of getting sick

[@consentclub8431]

the first few months was the only time governments pretended to care about our collective safety, a lot of people are starting to miss feeling safe

[@curranfrank2854]

@@consentclub8431 Not really, in the US Trump was just denying it was a problem in the beginning. And Biden's approach to the pandemic has been much better, I don't think it's fair to claim his administration is pretending to care

[@divorced57]

we really need more advice segments, they are so great

[@rozmansj]

Aside from the super “out-of-touch” of it all, I sort of understand these TikToks. The longing for those early times of quarantine. Those weeks and months sort of blended together, and reminded me of times from when I was a kid during those slow, hazy, summer breaks from school. Typically as a kid, you can’t just up and leave your home - so you find ways to entertain yourself and pass the time. I’m in Orlando, so March feels like our summertime anyways, lol. I wish I could’ve thrived more during that time at home. With everything happening in the world, my anxiety kept me from taking advantage of the time we had. Pushing my art, creating, getting better at rollerskating. But now, I accept the fact that everyone handled this all differently.. and that’s okay. March 2020 feels just like yesterday, yet at the same time.. lifetimes ago.

[@tacticalmisandrist]

I literally woke up to my bf showing me the will smith slap at like 6am the next morning lmfao and tbh he doesn’t care ab Oscar’s or celebrities or anything. That shit was on fire online before the night was even over

[@josukeshair8891]

Ur username ☠️

[@mallikfattouki1245]

I was looking forward to this one

[@mallikfattouki1245]

*for

[@takomasmith8246]

I wasnt. Everyone who is speaking out against will is being called out for all of their pest stuff so I would really suggest anyone who is it on wills team, to just be quiet. Jim Carey hurt tbh.

[@infairvarona]

@@takomasmith8246 that would be asking a rather large number of black women to be silent since they have valid criticism of how Chris Rock repeatedly uses black women as a punchline. But pray tell, why do you think they should be silent on the degrading they’ve constantly been receiving from Rock and other black men who think it’s okay to clown them because Rock does it?

[@hoaxheaux]

I work in psychiatric care. I can speak for our unit when I say we don't have straitjackets. There are ways to safely restrain someone when needed but not that way ✌🏻

[@sheikad0w]

i miss early 2020, but only the part where i had a few worries. like, i definitely don’t want to go back to all the confusion, panic sanitizing and death?? i sorta feel nostalgic of driving on the QEW into downtown and seeing that it was a ghost town, but would i want to be back where we had no idea what the virus was like or how it spread?? no thanks

[@jingleball2427]

Ayyye my work has one of those floating shoe displays in the lobby!

[@anglearchive]

I get pretty nostalgic for early pandemic because all of my siblings were home and it was super fun with them around but I definitely think it stunted my growth as a young adult. There’s a mitski lyric that goes “now I find ive grown into a tall child” and it is exactly how i feel now since i wasn’t able to find my independence during lockdown

[@alisinclaire9021]

I've been waiting for you to come to Utah! I'm so stoked.

[@Maddie-qq8dv]

I for one will never be nostalgic for the beginning of the lockdown because it ruined every single one of my plans for the summer and it completely ruined my senior year of highschool, you adults may have been having a good time at the beginning of 2020 but me and my fellow high school students were suffering lmao

[@evelynolson5731]

as a high school student I can't relate as I enjoyed not having to go to school. I think the whole senior year milestones are sort of exclusive to the us too - which doesn't make it less real of course - but it kind of would feel like you guys over there are missing out on a lot more than everyone else.

[@vertabray9022]

2020 lockdown had its up and downs. For me throughout the year I matured, found my real friends, and found my true passion.

[@davidsrq]

I miss early quarantine days, when people realized that we do NOT need to sudy/work (as many hours as we did) not just to survive but to be happy

[@lunarlizard10111]

when you recommended resin shoes all i could think about were the spray on shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[@BiancaT.]

I've lost so many brain cells in the last two years that i really thought at first that Jada was gonna be in the remake of G.I Jane 😓

[@jaydee5638]

Lmfaoo i had no clue either i was like “hmm makes sense”

[@kellybrynn9]

“if you get slapped in the face so hard you die i feel like that’s on you” lmaooooo

[@randohuman5084]

I think people put way too much stock in Will laughing at first. Sometimes it takes a second for things to sink in, and when you're listening to comedians you're gonna naturally be laughing and nodding.

[@Heaux722]

This pod cast makes me chuckle out loud to my self at work and people who don’t know I have ear pods in probably think I am 100% a fucking weirdo. 😂

[@bizarnibruneta1598]

Hey hun, I heard from several therapists we can feel Stockholm syndrome from pandemic.

[@melisacaceres8740]

About being nostalgic over the pandemic, i do get flashes of it. All i remember was playing videogames all day and how many movies i watched with my parents. Yet i do, after digging deeper, remember crying over how much i missed my friends and family, the fear and the need for emotional safety.

[@GiraffesCo22]

I accidentally disliked this video twice in the process of trying to press the like button and I feel bad, I’m sorry, I failed at being nice to the mayor and I hope I can still stay in Kurtistown😭

[@kaylacruthirds2011]

i just bought tickets to your nola show i am crying i’m so excited to see your show !!

[@amiri957]

i remember seeing people on instagram be like "omg im so quirky!!! i enjoyed the lockdown bc im a big introvertted shy person 🥺" and when i said smth about how there were people dying and losing their jobs someone said "i didnt know them so it doesnt matter to me"

[@kodokuna.]

I don’t think Kurtis understood that person’s question abt their dead friend so I’ll try my best to help a bit if I can. The guilt is a reaction of what you think other people feel. You know she’d be fine with it, but the guilt comes from yourself. A part of grieving is recognizing what you feel, so dig deep and figure out the core reason for the guilt. Nobody can tell that 2 u except ur self at the end of the day

[@Insert_ER]

I'm so excited I remember leaving a comment saying I wish florida didn't suck so much so kurtis would come here and now he is:))))

[@ShinyHunterMuck]

The beginning of quarantine was personally very nice for me, I had a very toxic guy friend who was just a major creep and he wouldn’t leave me alone at school, staying home gave me so much relief. I didn’t go back to school until the next school year, and seeing him then let me realize how much of a creepy asshole he was(is?). So quarantine actually helped me in that regard lol. Thanks Covid /j

[@InternetsPedestrian]

So happy, you're coming to Jacksonville Kurtis, no one usually come here but with you and Big Time Rush coming I finally have hope 💛 (if you need to get a photo please checkout the fountain behind the MOSH downtown)

[@cipherresonance1747]

so about the lockdown nostalgia. i feel like the global trends (not the pandemic lol) were kinda wholesome. everyone going on walks, baking bread, starting projects they never got around to, animal crossing new horizons, low gas prices, dolphins coming back, creative ways families would have dinner (two in particular i love is Quarentino’s, and the family dressing in themed costumes once a week). no one knew what was going on but at the same time it was kinda comforting. and don’t get me started on the RELIEF of school/work cancelling- it was amazing. everyone was documenting their lives and it truly made a lot of us feel less alone.

[@cipherresonance1747]

and covid cases were still very low (i mean when the US lifted lockdown the rates were AWFUL). the intention of lockdown was to protect people, and it actually kinda worked.

[@athenajaxon2397]

what did the quarentino's do?

[@cipherresonance1747]

@@athenajaxon2397 this guy took his gf out in their apartment and made fake menus for a restaurant called quarentino’s lol

[@rileygordon431]

kurtis i got tickets to your tour !! can’t wait to see you !!

[@hyche_-6790]

I wasnt aware of the early 2020 nostalgia thing but now that I heard kurtis talk about it yeah I feel it too lmaoo, it was weirdly relaxing not having to go to school and being home all day tbh. And the common enemy thing is really true, I remember everyone posting about flattening the curve and stuff and overall being on the same page. But yep! Great episode today!!

[@madieg]

btw kurtis this is a really funny episode man shane dawdawdawdaughter and dslr only taking boomerangs made me cackle

[@aidenisgrate]

About to take a midterm 😤😣

[@elin_]

I lost my mom 2018 when I was 25, and I have learned that grief comes in sooo many formats. I went through a lot of emotions in my grief. It's been 4 years and I'm still grieving. I'd say that the therapists are right about that his grief is normal because it varies a lot from person to person. Me and my sister has handled the grief very differently.. I have been very outspoken and talked to people about it, while my sister is almost the complete opposite.. she hasn't talked about it (not that I know of at least.) It is normal to use humor to cope with things. I'm sure that the friend wouldn't mind.. as long as the jokes aren't super mean of course. Yeah.. that's just my perspective.

[@israeljohnson5336]

NEW EPISODE!!!