Walt & Jesse Cooked Million Dollar Product 💀| Breaking Bad

[@PhilospherDjPsychologist24]

I hated this, they had one moment where they relaxed, enjoyed themselves, and bonded, finally, and then straight back to the bullshit

[@krexsels]

They actually did later on though. This is shown in el camino but yeah I see your point 😢

[@fufu1405]

@@krexsels What do you mean?

[@rooo1o]

@@fufu1405 el camino, the movie after breaking bad

[@omaralqau9008]

@@fufu1405el Camino, the movie that shows/ends Jesse’s story after the events of Felina, the last episode of BB. It shows a brief scene of Walt and Jesse bonding in a diner, indulging in their delicious grub after such a stressful day.

[@MrLilfee]

Watching the scenes where these two were homies makes the outcome so damn depressing. 😢

[@zmanmotors6649]

It do. It really do

[@brownjonny2230]

Imagine if Jesse didn't leave the key there, both of them could just have nice meal, hot bath, some shuteyes, then make more stuff without all the hassle. They could've made killing out of this, then part their separate ways. But all that mess over the dead battery induced by Jesse's incompetence. Talk about the butterfly effect.

[@furcat4415]

​@brownjonny2230 ah but its also walt that pushed jesse to putting the keys there.

[@redfirebonus9408]

Most don’t realize Walt’s shift towards how he treated Jesse wasn’t just towards him but pretty much everybody else. Walt just saw other people as a means to meet his own ends and gain his own benefit. It’s one of the what you could say ‘narcissistic’ aspects of him

[@ggwpbryan]

Do you really expect a happy ending doing shits

[@maxcreepteks3364]

*Maybe their last truly joint joyful event.*

[@Supperdude9]

They did have some fun with the batteries in the truck.

[@reallymakesyouthink]

The biggest flaw in the plan was being too reliant on the RV for transportation. One should have driven a car.

[@murkhuddindalal]

but they might have thought they can get caught if they use their private cars. these were early days, so they did not think of rental cars using their IDs

[@Axrector]

The point is to be mobile, so they never have to cook in the same place twice

[@JohnWall-lj1mx]

@@Axrectorstill risky as hell when they are in the middle of nowhere even Walt points out how stupid being so reliant on the RV was stating how it could have broken down at any moment

[@Dilllonm]

@@murkhuddindalal they would have gotten a few batteries and extra tires and kept them on backup

[@bx6p166]

Maybe put in a motorcycle in the back of the rv or something

[@geogoddd]

This is the moment that the buzzer officially did not buzz.

[@zumabbar]

heisenbuzz

[@archstanton3430]

This shows how life has a way of balancing itself out. You can't have a great moment that's not followed by a shitty moment.

[@omaralqau9008]

Atleast the buzzer didn’t buzz after Jesse was told to move the keys away from the counter, sorry I mean the work station, to a secure spot😂😂

[@StraightToTheAve]

@ 1:11 is where we first see heisenberg with jesses encouragement I love this scene so much

[@sudokuacrobatics]

If you pause at the right time... You can almost hear him say "GET OFF THE TOILET!!!"

[@Saadking47]

1:47 the sacred and the propane

[@user-tw6sg8Fd36]

A pint of blood … costs more than a gallon of propane

[@hjer731]

Very allegorical

[@Vasily_dont_be_silly]

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this

[@crazycarlsadventures5983]

@@Vasily_dont_be_sillyNostradamus….. Quasimodo was the hunchback of notre dame

[@lawl756]

The dead battery, whatever happened there....

[@ianpellett3013]

how quickly the glory fades 😂

[@ctrguy]

WOW 🤯 never realized until now that Jesse DID F up, but also saved them!! If he hadn’t talked Walt into leaving for Denny’s & a hotel, they would not have realized they were broken down for another day+ and would’ve been reported missing & perhaps questioned! 🍀☺️🤙😎

[@bradebronson9449]

This is the moment Walter became a backseat driver.

[@boozados]

I haven’t seen the show but Jesse and Walt being homies is dope. The actual story is good but a comedy version of this would be dope

[@morfy2581]

The show has a lot of comedic relief, I recommend

[@BillySotherden]

Say 'dope' 5 more times.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

​@BillySotherden I mean, they're right, it would be dope.

[@akirosakuragi9279]

​@@BillySotherdenDope, dope, dope, dope, dope. Doppity dope dope😂

[@souptikchakraborty.yt.2024]

This is the moment when Walt and Jesse became Rick and Morty 😂

[@gipperbanana]

What a wholesome show !

[@TheWillis0]

This is such a realistic scene, 1 minute everyone’s gassed and the next minute blame being thrown everywhere

[@mykellederickpalad7883]

Walt back then: 672k each! Walt at the end: Only 3 million!?

[@PureBleachFilms]

This is one of my favorite episodes

[@bimmeronline]

I just love the exasperated "OK... How" from Jessie... Like he arrived there way ahead of Walter and has no damn clue how to solve this

[@nickhy9223]

Absolute nonsense that Walt used the median weights of the bags for this calculation instead of the mean. As such a proficient scientist Walt’s character should never make such a mistake. The advantage that median typically provides over mean is it excludes outliers, which is useful for statistical analyses. But for this calculation, Walt would want to include outliers because they will still be selling each bag at the same rate, scaling with weight, regardless of whether that weight is unusually high or low. He should want to account for every pound. Using median here makes his final figure a rough estimate which is vulnerable to hidden outliers, as opposed to an exact calculation which takes outliers into account.

[@billtalent1]

that's hilariously autistic and actually love it

[@droicut]

If he had the mean, it would mean he had the total weight 😂 which I believe he would have had just adding it up as they weighed it. For dramatic effect, they wrote the scene like this

[@nickhy9223]

@@droicut youre right lol. all he had to do was total weight * price per pound

[@libertopian]

what did you avoid doing that would have added value to the world by writing this comment LoL

[@hunchosett]

Holy fucking reddit please go take a shower. Disgusting

[@robelab4273]

Back in season 2 days when jess was less traumatized and everything seemed to go perfectly.

[@thibautisserant]

Not me thinking 40 dollars for one pound of meth for a second ! XD

[@AqvaSerpentis]

Why didn’t they just siphon a bit of gas to go into the generator to power the battery for a bit?

[@fictionnerd78]

Fair question, but from what I remember from the episode, they didn’t think that was necessary. They thought the gas would just be able to power the generator as needed. This curveball came entirely out of nowhere for them. But I do need to rewatch the episode and the show, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

[@alaska-bornfloridaman]

They did. But Jessie blew up the generator.

[@jakeackermann9059]

To be fair to Jesse, walt was yelling at him to pull harder and harder and when he did, the generator blew up.

[@Diamonddogs1726]

@@jakeackermann9059yeah, but then he also wasted all their water. Haha

[@codafett]

This show made cooking look so fun

[@Dilllonm]

this is why i carry a portable battery jumper

[@christianaguiare544]

It’s genuinely hilarious to me that Jesse doesn’t even realize placing keys in the ignition over a long period of time was a bad idea to begin with

[@boboyboboy7315]

quasimodo predicted all this

[@tonyliang8099]

Too many episodes of that Hank capturing Walt scenes flip the script!

[@tonyliang8099]

🤣 one of the best shows ever

[@Harborpublic]

Sleeping in a bed

[@aleiterful]

Crazy how they can cook a million bucks in one day but Walt was so quick to accept Gus’s 1m a month without negotiation whatsoever lol

[@franthevan65]

Bc it’s passive income Walt got super greedy and his ego got way too big this show is a good representation of how power corrupts

[@abztrackt]

You're forgetting that they lack the major distribution. They wouldn't be able to get that million bucks in a month themselves.

[@ethanmax97]

This whole series just shows how greed makes you devide stupid things. They could have stopped right here. And thry could have lived their lives peacefully.

[@jgalt99]

They coulda just siphoned gas off the RV, started the gennie again. All of the generators I have seen in the last 20y have a 12v output. Granted, it's very low amperage, but you could easily trickle-charge the battery in the RV with the generator they have in a few hours, there was no need to create a battery out of funyuns and random shit.

[@abztrackt]

😂 3:00

[@tonyliang8099]

Hank ain’t the only who can steer a story line dam it 😂

[@jrs4ex]

I feel like Walt would've had some solar panels setup on the roof to avoid this type of misfortune

[@yougoonie3338]

Jump the battery by building a robot.

[@1robis1]

Im still amazed how they pulled this of.These two cooked their first meth tried to make their first drug seling deal and ended up poping two guys and seling zero meth.And they still continued...Till they went to the very top

[@InTheBannerOvShadows]

It’s not like there was a huge dashboard or something

[@xtentacion7209]

Last chance to look at me hectòre

[@JohnWayne-w2g]

Like Ross and Rachel from 'friends'! On/off/on/off...zzz

[@AtagoSKK]

*cries in sig figs*

[@Harborpublic]

"Just about nineteenth here"

[@JoeKlunder1]

It's sad. If they just stopped here, they could have a good payoff, maintained their morality, and just lived the rest of their life.

[@WillOfFiree]

Maybe 1-3 more

[@MichaelF-cc8ri]

​@@WillOfFiree3 😮

[@WillOfFiree]

@@MichaelF-cc8ri inflation and such

[@franthevan65]

They should of sell all of that took the 600+ thousand and got tf out but greed and pride took over

[@ToaxnHoldem]

Imagine exploring the dessert and finding 2 bodies and 42 pounds of meth in a RV

[@Dilllonm]

you mean 2 bodies an 2 lbs of meth

[@ToaxnHoldem]

@@Dilllonm they had 42 pounds Why do you say only 2 pounds, it's nothing

[@Dilllonm]

@@ToaxnHoldem I’m not sure where you’re getting 42 pounds but I only found 2 pounds officer if you’re gonna ask anything else, I’m gonna have to talk to my lawyer

[@user-qm7bp4ul5t]

so what distribution is worth 336k now? lol

[@DiaLaeT]

Literally was just going through my calculator before I saw this lol. I figured this meant that Skinny Badger and Combo were gonna make $112k each once they finished slinging all 42 pounds. Which is weird because "I keep the 2 you keep the 5" suggests that they were making 20%, they should be making $134.4k.

[@cbernier3]

Real life distribution takes a much larger cut.

[@user-qm7bp4ul5t]

@@cbernier3 I guess you didnt understand my reference

[@michalkrawczyk1105]

Jesse was sliding on Walt’s back from the day one and he was the main cause of the major problems that led to the bad outcome. Cannot figure out why his character is perceived as positive:p

[@Harborpublic]

"when we are partners jesse"

[@Brieg_Skald]

Put some laughing sounds when they argue about the ignition and you have the perfect Friends--like scene.

[@mikeyerian2562]

Destroying peoples' lives! Yes

[@brownjonny2230]

Well no one's forcing them.

[@mikeyerian2562]

@jonathanbirch2022 Yeah, that's a legit argument.

[@supersaiyanzero386]

I like how im heartwarmed by two guys cooking meth and potentially making a lot of money haha

[@gadgetzloops7319]

Are we to believe Walt would get his own hotel room and just leave a meth lab and $1.4+ million dollars of meth inside the RV in a Motel parking lot for the night??

[@RatGangisMYusername]

Yes. They weren't under investigation yet, so the RV wasn't suspicious in any capacity.

[@gadgetzloops7319]

@@RatGangisMYusername I'm not talking about being under suspicion. Would you leave $1.4 million dollars worth of meth in an RV in a parking lot overnight when anyone could break in to it?

[@RatGangisMYusername]

​@@gadgetzloops7319 An RV is big and loud. Not exactly a prime target for a thief in a parking lot full of other (much smaller) cars.

[@gogutzy]

they're sweating their balls off and Jessie wants a hot shower?

[@LucianDevine]

It's about being clean, not the heat of the shower.

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

​@@LucianDevinehow anybody takes a hot shower in the summer, I do not know.

[@reallymakesyouthink]

​@@Gameboy-Unboxingshow anyone takes a cold shower ever I don't know

[@thembones1895]

heh even after hours of digging holes in summer heat, i still like a hot shower.

[@amat9285]

​@@Gameboy-Unboxingshot showers are the default

[@Nobody.994]

Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? 😂😂

[@wsjacob9501]

Huh?

[@NeoStoicism]

41.8 x 40,000 = 1,672,000 lmao walt is always screwing over jesse

[@ravenwilder4099]

I assume the difference is the "minus distribution" part.

[@NeoStoicism]

he just said that to confuse jesse

[@PatPatych]

He said "each" so divide it by 2.

[@NeoStoicism]

exactly, he gave jesse 672k and took a mill for himself 😅

[@FUNKVOLUME03]

@@NeoStoicism”minus distribution”