What Is Voldemort’s Patronus? [Harry Potter Theory]

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Today J dives into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to try and determine what Voldemort’s patronus might be.. If he could indeed cast one
#TheOneWhoEatsHoney
Edited by: Scott Niswander
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[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

You too can be: The One Who Eats Honey! You know what they say.. if you're gonna be a bear.. be a honey bear! www.carlinbrotherscoffee.com/collections/tea/products/honey

[@omnisnap6165]

Mine is a hippogriff

[@thepriorstone4064]

Yeaaaaa I got a Hare

[@robinsonbright2671]

Thestral is mine 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I dunno what that says about me.

[@vineethkanpa6216]

Unrelated: but does the following break the Pixar theory? In forky aks a question what is time, rex says a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs but we know the good dinosaur contradicts that...

[@mistyb1183]

SuperCarlinBrothers lol it just might be

[@zprine]

When they said it’s not a snake: “Is it a ...reallly...big...snake?”

[@nataliaphillips9818]

Same

[@pokemonprojektczandrockruf2388]

Bassalisk patronus summon it whoever looks at it dies

[@rainhardravenclaw809]

A TITANOBOA !

[@nataliaphillips9818]

Rainhard Ravenclaw Yess I watched a documentary on them!!!!

[@cowboylikemolly]

had to make it 660

[@hiddeneyes7292]

Voldemort’s boggart: His dead body His patronus: Him alive, and to prove that point he’s dancing

[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

wow this might be even better than our theory - NEW HEAD CANON

[@henriettaanneeles490]

Oh lol, I love this

[@boy_in_the_stars]

*gasp*~ HoLy FRiCkIty FrACk LiFe HaS BeEn ChAngEd

[@Okay_Is_Wonderful]

🎶Always daaaance, always daaaaaaance....it's time to daaaaance agaaaaaaaaaaaainn🎶

[@anni-qx4eb]

TO DANCE AGAIIIIN! I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIIIIN!!!

[@MirandaMilner]

I have a theory! What if each of the Hogwarts mascots was the house founder’s patronous? That would explain why Ravenclaw has an eagle instead of a raven, and why Gryffindor has a lion instead of a griffin because magical creature patronouses are really rare.

[@spmagic9083]

Ravenclaw means black claw. (Raven means black) As you can see, the Ravenclaw symbol is an eagle with BLACK CLAWS.

[@dreamciclesnowshack311]

And it would explain better hufflepuff's badger

[@AAAAAA-nw1tx]

I think SCB actually made a video about the eagle thing

[@spmagic9083]

@@AAAAAA-nw1tx Yup!

[@familywatson7836]

How did I not figure this out before!!!!!!!!!!

[@deanblanton6804]

J: The Slavic language was derived from Latin Me, a linguistics fanatic: *silently screams in incorrectness*

[@theamericanyoutuber]

I’m so sorry you had to suffer... I have joined you in your misery...

[@zuzab.1393]

as a Pole, I started to throw "kurwa" around ;D and I'm not even a linguist! first of all, Slavs have many different languages, and we do not understand each other's language better than, let's say, english speakers understand danish. second, protoslavic derived from protoindoeuropean. And yes, latin derived from italic branch of protoindoeuropean, but those branches are far from each other. and I guess there's more words in english similar to latin than among slavic languages. btw, polish for bear is "niedźwiedź" (don't bother trying to pronounce... also, you see, any resemblance to "ursusu"?), which derived from protoslavic medu-ědь which means "honey eater", so that part is at least true ;)

[@betzalelbrook8948]

@@zuzab.1393 well in Russian it's медведь (med-wed') which is usually broken down to "honey knower" or basically the one who knows where to find honey

[@betzalelbrook8948]

Oh god thank you! Someone else noticed

[@ciaoprando412]

Same, and im italian too

[@Echo-mg5em]

“The One Who Eats Honey”... and the only one he fears is Dumbledore-bumblebee ✨🐝✨

[@larkinreeves]

🤯

[@ralswithagun3638]

I think they left this bit out

[@jadenfedorchak8335]

Wooooow! I'm actually surprised they didn't think of that for the video!

[@Mox909]

In Norwegian his name is "Humlesnurr" which directly translated means "Bumblebee Twirl/Turn/Spin/Twist"

[@koolwraith9801]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

Bears. Beets. Battle Star Galactica!

[@Syfoll]

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!

[@frederikbreinstrup9137]

MICHAEL!

[@Luv_weasel]

@@frederikbreinstrup9137 Michael!

[@ethanfosterYT]

Captain America: I understood that reference... 👈🙂

[@imnotafurry9117]

Question. What kind of bear is best? That’s a ridiculous question. False. Black Bear.

[@cosmium_books]

J: Bears, beets, battlestar galactica Me, immediately: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!

[@tayalcu6750]

MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

[@Mjgaming54321]

MICHAEL!

[@tayalcu6750]

@@Mjgaming54321 oh that's cute.. MICHAEL!!

[@parththepclover007]

Fact 😂

[@hannahmotley1863]

It took me so long to get that bc I just started watching the office

[@dennyo1563]

J: "mentions Bears" Me: "Bears. Beats. Battle Star Galactica." *Literally 30 seconds later* J: "Bears. Beats. Battle Star Galactica." Me: "YESSS! 😂"

[@hannahmotley1863]

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

[@erinmcgough1192]

It’s beats, bears, battle star galactica

[@darthtorus9341]

*BEETS. it's BEETS because Dwight owns a beet farm and bears eat beets

[@sophiehale1171]

That is cool

[@vickyh6929]

I thought of that to I love all of his pranks

[@pixithepika]

SCB always ask “what’s the patronus” but never “How’s the patronus

[@steampunk_cat5592]

This is so sad...

[@user-uf9sl2qq4l]

I'll do you one better, why is the patronus?

[@pengweng3795]

c vo I’ll do you one better. WHY IS GAMORA (eating honey)

[@pixithepika]

PengwengUnicorn I’ll do you one better, WHEN IS GAMORA EATING HONEY!?

[@pengweng3795]

ASM Movie Productions HOW IS GAMORA EATING HONEY (cuz she dead 😭)

[@masterclass4277]

The fact that bears have noses refutes this theory.

[@overheat97]

新加坡象棋宝贝 Ohhhhh shots fired!

[@anonymousfellow8879]

It smells all the things Voldy never will. Smelling Nose service patronus!

[@cheesecakelasagna]

You just opened my third eye.

[@simplebutpowerful]

the patronus would be generated from voldy's happy memories of back when he had a nose.

[@abcabc-oh9gc]

@RIHNODINO!!!!!!! Their noses aren't as striking though.

[@_gremlinboy]

The bear name thing is so cool, I love how that type of superstition is consistent across cultures. In Africa after dark, you never say snake or leopard, due to that same fear that they can hear you and will track you down ("string" and "spotted cloth" are the replacement words which I find amusing) shoutout if you know what book preteen me hyperfixated on that taught me that

[@lordofthe6string]

"The windy man! The long mover!!" - Dixon Bainbridge

[@Emily-kd6uv]

I could bearly handle all these jokes Joking aside, “the one who eats honey” is how I’m referring to Voldemort from now on

[@necromancer6405]

Really? Can you please take the video more ursusiously?

[@Brightstarvids]

@@necromancer6405Bruh shut

[@Hamilfan31]

@@necromancer6405 *BEAR GROWLS*

[@miikareinikainen4050]

Patronuses aren't born of being good, they're born of good memories. That's why Umbridge could make one: she's evil, but that doesn't mean she hasn't got good memories. That's also why I don't think Voldy had a patronus at all. He just didn't have any good memories.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

Killing the Riddles?

[@lydiahelena7213]

i like that

[@lethalxxlori]

Good point, but neither did Harry when he first tried to make a Patronus. He had to use a slightly made up one to be able to do it at all.

[@mintcarouselchannelabandon5109]

i remember it having to be powerful, not necessarily good

[@katerinafaith]

Also the time he spent with Slughorn, Slughorn and Tom were close, maybe those memories could be good

[@xenachthonica4615]

"The Slavic language was derived from Latin" *shrieks in linguistics minor* 😦

[@mintcarouselchannelabandon5109]

*bruh*. completely loses my mind in linguistics major.

[@Noam_.Menashe]

I didn't watch but.lemme guess, Romanian?

[@valentinarunko67]

I'm guessing they meant that both Latin and the Slavic languages have Indo-European origins

[@evelynellsworth6211]

saaame

[@waldemarkrysiak4211]

Yeah, I died inside, too. #ProtoIndoEuropean #Linguist4Ever

[@littlemissfinch]

What I’m thinking about is: For a Patronus, you must conjure a happy memory, but wouldn’t Voldemort be able to make a Patronus, because it his eyes, death and pain is a happy memory, like for example, killing Lily and James, torturing Harry in GoF, etc. I feel like he would be able to make a Patronus with those “happy” memories??

[@limiv5272]

I would say he's more satisfied when he kills and tortures, and that a truly happy memory would be something like discovering he was a wizard

[@alpinefool8814]

I doubt that would be his happy memories. I would imagine that finding out he was a wizard/making his Horcruxes would be his happy memories (especially since the latter would make him feel safe from death).

[@CorCodex]

I was drinking water when you said “Ourse” and summoned a bear... my computer hates you now

[@theamericanyoutuber]

I think he said “Ursus”..? Like Ursa Major and Ursa Minor.

[@lisaa4446]

@@theamericanyoutuber 🐻🐨🐼🐻 *angry bear noises*

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

@@theamericanyoutuber he did yeah

[@AustynSN]

Pottermore has a story about a dark wizard trying to conjure a patronus, only to have worms come out of his wand and eat him.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

I did not need that image in my head

[@pandy3668]

Thats dark

[@carancole5974]

There is probably deep meaning behind this that im missing

[@AustynSN]

Not sure how big the worms were, but I assumed they were normal size. Somehow, I imagine a bunch of tiny worms eating an evil wizard as being more horrific than one or two big ones.

[@scottgrasser9475]

i wonder how the dementors he was trying to scare away reacted to that

[@Sentariana]

J: The plot of Brave is not entirely baseless! Brother Bear: Do I mean nothing to you?

[@najrenchelf2751]

It is crazy how much mythology actually is consistent across the world in random pieces - like so much so, that I feel like we could have one world mythology, if only we could agree on names of gods and creatures... XD

[@imagohawke6991]

When he said Ursus and the bear appeared. I actually jumped. Good job.

[@najrenchelf2751]

I think I was expecting something, but not _that_ violent! ...I too got jump scared! XD

[@EvieBatchelor213]

To anyone British: who else found "the shaggy one" childishly amusing

[@blakdeth]

The idea of a bear as a villain, is strange to me. I've always thought of bears as caring, respectful animals. Someone who is represented by a bear should be strong willed but also cares about others and has the power to protect them. Voldemort is too cowardly selfish and evil to be a bear. Edit: I didn't mean that bears aren't dangerous to humans. I'm just saying that in the culture I grew up with, dangerous animals like bears and wolves were associated with virtues rather than being villains. The video originally talks about bears in the context of certain European myths. That culture uses bears as a symbol of evil, the culture in some, if not most native American tribes used bears as a more positive symbol. Without metaphor bears are a dangerous animal who are usually kind to their young, which makes them more dangerous to people.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

I agree

[@arandomuser9459]

tommy flores Agree. If Voldemort had a patrnous let’s all be honest it would be a snake.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

@@arandomuser9459 that's what I always thought

[@plotholedetective4166]

Yeah well bears were the villains back when there were short faced bears those things were monsters

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

It would only be a bear if he’d been a good person who needed to use a patronus. Symbolically, he would’ve been an under-appreciated and feared person who really is respectful and caring. That’s not how he turned out however.

[@DaoFAQ]

“The One Who Eats Honey” would be a great subtle way to refer to Shi Jing Ping as well since he hates being compared to Winnie The Pooh

[@blue_manatee3895]

I'm somewhat mad I didn't think of that first. Anyone know how to get it trending on WeChat?

[@fatherfountain1906]

Do you mean xi jingping

[@ValeFlavor]

In croatian we say medvjed - the one who eats honey

[@veronikaczr1105]

@@ValeFlavor in czech it's medvěd (basically the same as the word you wrote)

[@alfredlorenzen868]

i was legitimally two sentences into making the same comment, until i glanced down. So mad rn.

[@jacksont79]

That statue at 10:12 is actually called "The Lion Man", and depicts a man-slash-lion type deal

[@davidcave9896]

"He Who Must Eat Honey" oh, Pooh.

[@niagargoyle]

Interesting fact: the Arctic and Antarctic regions of the planet are essentially named "bears" and "away from bears" because the North Star is part of the Ursa Minor (little bear) constellation. Ursa Minor drops below the horizon at 10°S, and Ursa Major drops at 30°S, so both are invisible from the antarctic South Pole. The fact that polar bears are in the Arctic but not the Antarctic is a coincidence.

[@prasedomaci9264]

Or is it?

[@niagargoyle]

@@prasedomaci9264 You caught me. It's not interesting (to most people).

[@prasedomaci9264]

@@niagargoyle Nah, I meant the polar bears thing. Maybe it is not a coincidence, but a conspiracy...

[@JonPITBZN]

Voldemort's so evil that his patronus is a dementor.

[@RogbodgeVideo]

Oh BLEEP!

[@qui1076]

Dementor approaches him. Voldemort: EXPECTOOOO PATRONUMMMM! *dementor erupts from wand and charges dementor*

[@JonPITBZN]

@@qui1076, Voldemort is so evil that his patronus protects him by befriending dementors rather than fighting them.

[@khazza930]

Voldemort’s so evil his patronus protects dementors from him!

[@wolftreetruck4946]

not an animal

[@matthewmccann9932]

Just a thought for you since Hogwarts is in Scotland, maybe Voldemort's patronus would be the Gaelic mythology opposing counterpart to stag. In druidic legend Dagda and Rhita Gawr are enemies who often battle using the form of animals with noble Dagda taking the form of a stag and power hungry Rhita Gawr using the form of a boar. There are a lot of interesting parallels.

[@ZaddyGohan]

These theories are so ingeniously thought out, keep it up!!!

[@durian830317]

imagine if Voldemort’s Patronus is a snake "Hey~~~ Brother, what's Voldemort’s Patronus" "A snake" "Thank you Upstart, the sponsor. Go to UPSTART.COM/SCB" "till next time I"ll see you in another life brother"

[@pixithepika]

cheng lin Ben, my next question for you is...!

[@laurenford3951]

That was exactly what I was thinking

[@pixithepika]

Eli Amazing Your patronus is Voldemort

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

This made me giggle

[@pixithepika]

Eli Amazing mine too

[@sarahlamoureux1454]

The Russian word for "bear", "medved" (медведь)- "the one who eats honey"- also shows up in the name of Dmitri Medvedev. I wonder if he likes honey.

[@user-nv2op8tr8u]

Russian here. Медведь can be more accurately translated as "the one who knows about honey". Which is strangely connected to the word ведьма, which means " whitch", and can be translated simply as "the one who knows"

[@marjanabrstilo3306]

Croatain here, we have a word "medvjed" which means bear and it can be broken down into "med" which is honey, and "jed" which is a variation of word "jesti" which means to eat

[@lenarosic]

Serbia here - medved.😀

[@neechee1443]

@@user-nv2op8tr8u There is no connection with the word "ved'ma" (witch). "Vedat' " is "to know", that's all.

[@joellundstrom6477]

abc Swede here and I have no say in the matter

[@Anton_the_Vampire]

Great video & makes so much sense! I seem to remember that in Scandinavian there's also a connection between Berserkers & Bears. Considering that Voldemort's fighting style is one of "deranged euphoria" (a trait of Berserkers) maybe that's another nod to him being a Bear?

[@Doomzdeh]

Voldemort’s Patronus is obviously a Cockroach. It reflects his meager beginnings, his unyielding determination, his attraction to the Dark, his destructive nature, his unreal penchant for survival, his ability to come out on top in almost any environment, his parasitical nature, and his horrifying appearance. Interestingly enough, it also reflects Voldemort’s surprising ability to fly, as one doesn’t usually expect a cockroach to fly until it really happens and because most cockroaches can’t fly, making those that can do so special. It would also be hilarious for Voldemort to expect for something like a Dragon or a Runespoor or Basilisk to pop out of his wand when he first casted the spell, only to see a measly cockroach. I can only imagine the temper tantrum at having a mere non-magical insect for his Patronus.

[@dreamsprayanimation]

It’s interesting that out of the thousands of species of roaches that exist only four species are the filthy pests that are most well known to plague humanity.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

8:04 "Against the law of nature, where have I heard that-" Me: *Bee Movie*

[@MasterCrander]

Harry Potter Octology but every time they say "You Know Who" the entire Bee Movie plays.

[@jamesflynn8448]

Ya like jazz?

[@wolftreetruck4946]

why, just why.

[@wolftreetruck4946]

@@MasterCrander and every time they say honey in the Bee Movie, all of Brave plays

[@MasterCrander]

Wolf Treetruck Every time she asks, 'if you had the chonce to chenge yer fet, woodja?' it activates a random coin flip and either plays the rest of the movie or changes your fate and plays Shrek backwards

[@lucillefrancois150]

The slavic languages do not *at all* descend from latin The history of balto-slavic languages goes back 3000 years, earlier than latin itself truly exists

[@particleboy7757]

Yes, what was said in the video was wrong. However, Latin and Slavic languages are still all descended from Proto-indo-european, the parent of most european languages (and many others), so it would not be unfathomable that the original word for bear did sound similar to ursus.

[@marina.chayka]

Came here to say just that! Slavic languages and Latin are Indo-European languages so they have a common "ancestor", slavic languages are in no way *descended* from Latin. Other Indo-European languages: German, Punjabi, Persian. The languages that descend from Latin are the so-call, well, Latin (or Romance) languages like Portuguese, Spanish and French.

[@herbivore7932]

Hi.... you guys r smart...and I mean this in the best way possible, nerds

[@marina.chayka]

@@herbivore7932 well I'm Brazilian and I'm studying Portuguese and Russian in college, hopefully I'm making my teachers proud lol

[@herbivore7932]

@@marina.chayka lolol

[@wheelyjon]

This is a really really interesting video I clicked on it for a bit of escapism but considering I used to study myths as part of my degree it goes beautifully rich and detailed a wonderful introduction to the concept of the bear

[@tedmarcak287]

Patronus can be casted when you focus on happiness and your most happy memories. Yes Voldemort doesn't know love or friendship but he still gets joy out of torchering other poeple and other different things that have been proven that Voldemort does joys him so he can cast a patronus the question is which one is it. I haven't watched the hole video yet but i'm just pointing it out there.

[@Pluveus]

Harry: Hey Tom, before our final epic spells, let's compare patronuses. Voldemort: Okay, Expecto Patronum! Harry: Wait, a Bear? Voldemort:**Eurobeat swells**

[@hunterkoopman9890]

Imagine if Voldemort's patronus was actually butterflies Voldemort: Expecto Patronum! Harry *sees the butterflies* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@andrewlance3898]

"THIS is why we can't follow the butterflies, Ron!"

[@silverpact1008]

@@andrewlance3898 Underrated comment.

[@jinsstyle]

@@andrewlance3898 omg😂😂😂

[@Megamunchersbiggestfan]

Andrew Lance legend lol😂

[@gracemckeown2785]

The sweater during the sponsorship part is fantastic! 😍

[@sportsfaniguess154]

“Bears, beets, battlestar galactica” -Jim Halpert

[@boy_in_the_stars]

I’ve already commented but: “Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived.” “you’ve heard of him” *actually dies*

[@RollMeAFat1]

J: “you’ll never guess” *bear in the thumbnail*

[@SilviaNight99]

Would've been hilarious if they had put butterflies instead of a bear in the thumbnail. 😂

[@maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522]

Or a snake 😂😂😂 be tripping people up!

[@jinsstyle]

I didn't notice that at all😂😂😂

[@Ussurin]

6:15 - nooooooOOooOooooOoo Slavic langauges are derived from Proto-Slavic which in turn was derived from Proto-Indo-European. Latin and Slavic languages had little to do with each other until Christinazation of Slavic People.

[@ethanhowell1420]

Holy cow, does everyone study language‽‽

[@stonedimmaculate2942]

3:47 i was just WAITING for this

[@thogthemighty7960]

Fun fact: Beowulf literally means “Bee-wolf”, aka bear.

[@roepi]

Beowulf was a wuzzle?

[@thogthemighty7960]

roepi no, he was a Geat

[@Noam_.Menashe]

Wasn't Beowulf an hero from and Anglo Saxon epic

[@clay9617]

@@Noam_.Menashe Yeah, but the story took place in Scandinavia.

[@roepi]

@@thogthemighty7960 And why can't a wuzzle be great?

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

Me: Ursus J: gets charges by all bears in existence Me: ma bad

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

OMG thanks for all th likes!

[@grantstenerson2020]

Wait, I thought Death Eaters were called the Knights of Walpurgis and the media called them death eaters and eventually they just called themselves death eaters

[@helenetrstrup4817]

You nearly scared me off my chair with that bear. 🤣

[@TheSwiftie467]

Young man who is unhappy with their spiritual connection with a bear... sounds like the plot the brother bear lol.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

OMG your right

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Yo. You've just convinced me to make "that dude in Brother Bear = Voldemort in some AU" my headcanon. Thank you.

[@zmireles3220]

Tell everybody I'm on my way!

[@TheSwiftie467]

CheesecakeLasagna link it to me when you’re finished!

[@Vandyno]

"The plot of Brave" I was thinking Brother Bear but sure.

[@Marco-ld2gz]

@@keelanduffy6024 same

[@CivilizedPenguin]

3:53 that edit was so clean

[@accretionescapee]

I love these funny and true videos

[@Dynamic_dino_]

Part of me feels bad laughing at J throwing himself out of a chair...and then rewatching and laughing again 😂

[@jennalakes6334]

I actually busted out laughing at the “polar opposite” edit... well done

[@jessicacloutier4870]

This theory is amazing!

[@twinklyalcapa9848]

3:54 *proceeds to high five screen"

[@bldeagle10]

I was typing out “Bears, Beers, Battlestar Galactica” when you said it... yes

[@abelfleurant2304]

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

[@landons_username1155]

Millions of families suffer every year

[@krish2712]

Nolan Kowalczyk MICHAEL!

[@dominow2121]

He said Beets or beats not beers

[@rhea5076]

Domi Now it was beets because he’s a beet farmer

[@oonamilla]

When you said butterflies I was just like “ok ok, seems a little far fetched but I’m believing you.”

[@henryd98]

I love your channel and I watched like 50 videos of yours in one night but then when I tried to sleep I could still listen "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey brotheeeeer" in my head and that's giving me issues lol

[@kathrynlatham7630]

scb should look into the office theories or something of that nature such as trivia videos

[@stillcold]

I prefer the one about his being a dragon just because, DRAGON. However this theory makes too much sense to deny it, despite how cool voldemort charging into battle with a dragon is.

[@jinsstyle]

Where was it said that his patronus is dragon?🤔

[@stillcold]

@@jinsstyle it was another theory on a different channel.

[@feathersryan8331]

My patrons is a dragon

[@VorpalSpider69]

Clout God as badass as that is, I feel like Charlies’ is a dragon

[@toasty5032]

69 likes Me: High I'm here to ruin your party

[@acasualcactus5878]

His patronus is a Bottle of Shampoo. Specifically, Luscious, by Lucius.

[@adriebaby4137]

Omg! I was just thinking about Luscious by Lucius earlier today! If the SCBs can branch out and do coffee, why not hair care products? Would love to see Jason Isaacs sell it, that would be so awesome.

[@septicaemia5699]

No, that's Lucious' patronus

[@takix2007]

No, that's his Boggart.

[@mohammedyousef4005]

I got that reference

[@Paul-Mircea]

This is the funniest video in this channel. I laughed so hard the entire time

[@MrsRLivey_2020]

I love this theory!!

[@hirosmirnov8287]

9:13 - Hears Veles pronounced as 'Veals' - Slavic person dies inside Great video, nonetheless

[@christianali5431]

Kirill TheDragon How is it supposed to be pronounced?

[@hirosmirnov8287]

Christian Ali As in Veh - less

[@lotteceulemans7453]

Imagine if Rowling stuck with the bear as a mascotte for Hufflepuff, that must have hurt Voldemort's reputation amongst his house mates and maybe he wouldn't have become the Dark Lord 🤯 Edit: I'm a proud badger myself, so no hate against Hufflepuff! I'm just referring to the reputation of Hufflepuffs amongst pure blood Slytherins.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

Hufflepuffs Unite! (I too am a Hufflepuff)

[@harshavardhanreddy2691]

Fellow hufflepuff to the service

[@azzahrahanamayindra7253]

Eyyy Hufflepuffs!

[@silverstars9744]

@Ling Tao maybe you're a hat stall. I think I'd be a hat stall between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff but would inevitably be sorted into Hufflepuff

[@unitds27-delta]

I'm ravenclaw but I really like hufflepuffs

[@AngelikaMonego]

Yeah no way J.K. researched all this lol But as always I love all this stuff you come up with haha

[@Lorentari]

That moment when the plot of "Brave" is the first thing that comes to mind when there is "brother bear"...

[@jackkohav4343]

Oh my. A friend of mine has a bear patronos. He's a friend no more.

[@ezra8129]

SuperCarlinBrothers: destroying friendships since 2012

[@cryptic_sunflower]

I want an “also, also, actually, actually” shirt! The perfect obscure reference😍😍

[@alexthebadassbadger5749]

Yass!

[@carolinadepomboroman6847]

CraSy FantaZi YES

[@cherylromig3412]

YES PLEASE

[@lucigirl17]

It would not have been right had you not finished with “Bears.” with “Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” It was so satisfying when you did it

[@najrenchelf2751]

That first bear was a legit jump scare - I got super startled by it.

[@daninagy4173]

We, Hungarians, call bears "medve". In Serbian, (and probably something similar in Croatian, Slovakian etc.) they're called "medved". I was told that we were so scared of bears that we didn't bother to come up with a name for them, just took it from our neighbouring Slavic peoples, and called it a day. I find this interesting, because I have studied linguistics, makes sense, since "bear" used to be tabu, in the context of this video. Also also, actually actually, Pokémon X makes so much sense now. I love this channel.

[@Alice-gr1kb]

Hungarian borrowed it from Slavic right?

[@RixonNoxir]

"High five if you got that joke" *SLAPS PHONE*

[@elanorallmann]

Jesus christ. These jump scares with the bear... I jumped every time.

[@vivi-anne5866]

Did you make a video about this already? Because somehow I knew it was going to be a bear but haven’t watched your videos since early 2019.

[@allieb8847]

Me at the beginning of the video: “ it’ll be a snake.” J: “ and no. It’s not a snake.” Me: surprised pikachu

[@kelseykramer1783]

The exact same thing happened to me

[@melonlord1414]

Let's be honest, it probably would still be a snake. They didn't really make any points why it wouldn't be a snake. Just points why it would be something else

[@chendror872]

@@melonlord1414 probably because a Snake would be too predictable

[@sorayacatfriend]

Slavic languages were not derived from Latin, they just had a common ancestor.

[@Alice-gr1kb]

Indeed

[@faridvera418]

Pottermore says my Patronus is a Bear 😂 i know it's just because there's no Puma in option in Pottermore

[@shibasissarkar3340]

The actual name of bear 🐻 is ..... “arkto”(try not to say it aloud, because it'll signal Arcturus ). And the thing about the name Arcturus is that it is pronounced as “arkto-rus” so that's the original name of bear 🐻.

[@Gordon_Freeman_PhD]

"The slavic language was derived from latin." Wut? I don't know about that one chief.

[@demonking86420]

Cyrillic: am I a cyka to you

[@adamhorn6917]

South slavic languages bar Hungarian are actually just infected by Cyrillic because they derive from Latin and which country does Voldemort go to oh yes Albania and Albanian is a south slavic language boom.

[@SchutzmarkeGMBH]

6:05 "The Slavic language was derived from Latin" No it was not. Latin and the Slavic languages are all decendent of Proto-Indo-European however, so the original word would probably closer to "rkto" or "rkso" than to "ursus"

[@luk3377]

Exactly

[@aaronabarca4919]

I was searching for this comment

[@larryrichards9418]

I had to stop the video once he claimed that slavic languages are derived from latin. From that point on the entire theory is invalidated. Garbage in, garbage out.

[@unscripted483]

@@larryrichards9418 no it doesn't. Yeah he may have been mistaken but it doesn't change the theory at all.

[@unscripted483]

@@larryrichards9418 if his entire theory was built on the idea that the origin name for bears was ursus then in would invalidate the theory. But rn you are on your soap box and finding any reason you want to throw a hissyfit.

[@MrSmifs]

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.... well done! Adding in an office reference- Dwight would be soooooo proud!

[@emiliam333]

First of all awesome theory, as always! Second of all, I'm gonna nitpick a little :D while it's true we (I'm a Finn btw) stopped using the true name of the bear we never forgot it. We just didn't use it for a long time. I see how this can be confusing to others because english has only one word for bear (I think?) and we have a lot. The original word for bear in finnish is karhu and some replacements are otso, kontio, nalle, mesikämmen, metsän kuningas etc. They all translate to bear sooo :D Also bear=mesikämmen=honeypalm. I think it's cute. Sorry I'm going off tracks a bit. We started using the word karhu again after the catholics took over and our believes started to fade. But yeah this doesn't really affect the theory it's just something I wanted to throw out there. Love your videos! (Sorry for any errors in my grammar etc. english is my third language hehh)

[@miriamrosemary9110]

3:53 I loved the editor's high five with mini-J so much!

[@najrenchelf2751]

You had me at butterflies. Remind me to use that as my response if someone admits they have a crush on me!

[@ginnyweasley5812]

Imagine being confident enough to think that someone may have a crush on you, kudos👏😂

[@najrenchelf2751]

Queen in the North, the word “if” was used intentionally... unfortunately!

[@ginnyweasley5812]

@@najrenchelf2751 it's okay social distancing works for us 😂

[@rossanasparvoli7806]

Love it!

[@theaspreysisters3587]

On google I saw that he had a dementor patronus and it kinda makes sense however yours makes lots of sense as well

[@YEthanT-N]

A dementor can not be a patrounas its not an animal ok his patrounas is a imortal animal or long living thats deadly like a shark

As a Slavic person, acknowledging the Slavic mythology made my day :)

[@user-ce7im1kc7l]

Sameeee🤟😎

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Haha I've been a big mythology buff for years, obviously know Norse and Greek back to front But one of the most interesting for me for years was Slavic and Finnish since they're both just so bizarre and unique Also being a metalhead, there's a lot of Slavic black metal/folk metal bands incorporating it Like Peruns Celestial Silver by Nokturnal Mortum haha

[@xonrob9575]

What even is Slavic mythology? Do you just worship a sentient Adidas tracksuit?

[@user-ce7im1kc7l]

@@xonrob9575 ha ha

[@user-ce7im1kc7l]

@@xonrob9575 ya know its funny how i witnessed a person almost getting canceled over a misrepresentation of vendigo from the culture of indiginous people of north america, and yet you think its fine to say that:::,,,))) Get a grip its not funny

[@connnorfan01]

"Slavic language was derived from Latin" ... i think you need more funding for your "language research department".

[@Alice-gr1kb]

I just couldn’t with that

[@Karin_Allen]

Not to mention his "non-English names" research department. Oh, wait. You can just Google "How to pronounce" and add any word you like - including Merope (my personal pet peeve with the SCB. Hint, guys: "Merope" has three syllable, not two). ;-)

[@Alice-gr1kb]

Karin Allen indeed. I say it as [mɻ̍ɤpʰi]. They can also just learn ipa

[@leonreno]

@@Karin_Allen it's like mer-ope-y isn't it but like the y is like an e Edit: that's just how I pronounced it

[@Karin_Allen]

@@leonreno Yep, that's it. Some people put the stress on the first syllable, and some people put the stress on the second syllable - but the point is that there's a *third* syllable which the SCB refuse to pronounce! ;-(

[@chinchilla_fandoms9500]

J, I'm going to challenge your 'mightiest patronus' of a Scottish terrier with my ACTUAL DRAGON PATRONUS!

[@darthrevan5976]

6:19 that genuinely gave me a jumpscare. Aaaaaaannndddd I somehow fell for it a second time too just now

[@sophiestyles8368]

You talking about bears being very powerful brought me back to Pixar’s Brave when the brother got turned into a bear after wanting the power of 10 men. Kinda like what Voldemort was looking for in the elder wand

[@Roekeeelk]

The first thing I thought when seeing this title: does he even have a memory that’s happy enough?

[@urnotsorry]

Figuring out he was Slytherins heir ?

[@guyr3618]

Grindlewald, moments before Voldemort kills him: "Well, I hope you're happy..." Voldemort, moments after killing Grindlewald: "...I'm never happy..."

[@rickywebb1803]

same my guy

[@ech0222]

Finding out where the potters live

[@helenamirian908]

Killing...🤣💀😈

[@TheGenya96]

In Finland, we have like 15 names for a bear. The most common is Karhu (Rough one) others are Kontio, Kouki, Kouko or Kouvo (evil entity or ghost), Kultaherra (golden master), Metsän kulta (Gold of the forest), Metsän kuningas (king of the forest), Metsän omena (Apple of the forest), Mesikämmen (which is the cutest, honey-palm). Ohto and Otso are names for the bear that apparently are not euphemisms in Finnish language. It is interesting how feared the bear was trough history.

[@gabitsultanov3898]

Loved the office reference. Glad to be a part of the inner joke 😅

[@yonggongaming]

"They would not need" does not mean they could not.

[@FulcanMal]

It's a fair conclusion though. Given the effort (relative to other spells) that Harry had to put into learning the Potronus, why would they put so much effort into a spell they didn't need? Sure, I imagine a few might do it just to prove that they could, as a matter of pride, but I doubt most of them would really care.

[@ohexenwahno5652]

@@FulcanMal Not only that, but there's probably very few Death Eaters who truly have happy memories to power the spell anyway.

[@LenaEliana14]

\o/ Hexenwahn \o/ lol right, but I get the feeling bellatrix lestrange could make a patronus real easy🥴

[@ohexenwahno5652]

@@LenaEliana14 Could there possibly be a spell that is the exact opposite of a patronus, tho?

[@MrGabeanator]

exactly

[@DoorMatt1995]

Did they say that Slavic languages are descended from Latin? They're actually in different language families...

[@mordecairasputin8110]

Is it possible that the "Protego Diabolica" spell Grindlewald uses to conjure the blue fire and the blue fire Dragons could possibly be the "Evil" Counter Curse/Charm to "Expecto Patronum"? Is it possible that the "Protego Diabolica" spell can conjure a firey Patronus type animal to protect the caster? What do you guys think? Please let me know !