When Giant Companies Say They Care

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[@RisingSol]

Hi there hello

[@arcticpidgeon]

Gnarly

[@PopplioDoesPokemon]

Hi Ryan

[@user-pf2ef8lv9r]

Very good service

[@GodzillaGaming14]

i thought it said cock for a second oops

[@KageKitsune64]

The fact that employee protected the customer from going into that bathroom showed he actually cared to some degree.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

About attorney fees.

[@Vincent_Beers]

He doesn't want the paperwork that comes with filing another incident report from it.

[@DrewKime]

He just didn't want to fill out another incident report, because they make him clock out first since he's not on the floor.

[@minetomek]

They just said they care. They didn't specify about what.

[@joemurano1417]

He cares about filing an incident report.

[@ProjectSplinter]

"I was really touched" "oh in the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out" I can't 😂😂😂😂

[@dietotaku]

when he asked for the bathroom am I the only one who thought he was specifically looking for the touchie person?

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

"I saw the thing!" "What, no, that's impossible! I have webcam covers!"

[@skc504]

🤣🤣🤣 god damn funny asf

[@freddykabuffke461]

Touching guys in the bathrooms are tight!

[@hermask815]

@@freddykabuffke461you have to get all the way off my back.

[@ethanferrer7019]

“I saw the thing!” “What NO that’s impossible I have webcam covers” got me dying 😂

[@rogelioortiz3003]

😅 there exists cameras that can see through plastic

[@kennethshaffer]

"I was touched... Oh, by the guy in the bathroom?"

[@cinnamoncat8950]

​@@rogelioortiz3003 true but they wouldnt be used for webcams

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

He got paranoid ever since that Black Mirror episode.

[@Rihitu-ji7pi]

“Hey, don’t cry, please, these calls are monitored.” The audacity 🤣

[@Blayu17]

“We got a little sick kid charity for tax purposes”. This should be the slogan of every company

[@FlatOnHisFace]

"Oh no, Timmy!"

[@ericaschner3283]

Moreover they take donations from customers and they just take the tax deductions.

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@FlatOnHisFace Why are the kids always named Timmy, yet I have yet to meet an adult that was named Timmy.. What happens to all the Timmys as they grow up? Do they lose their names in the process? Are they being mass abducted? Someone needs to shed a light on this major Timmy issue

[@FlatOnHisFace]

@@Real_MisterSir Sadly, the sick kids' charity can't cure all sick kids. Being named Timmy is a short-life sentence.

[@blacksuitnotie]

@@Real_MisterSirThey become Tim and Timothy. Like my father. No self respecting adult calls himself Timmy lol

[@emeraldemuto]

Can’t believe Ryan founded and opened up a chain of stores around America purely for this skit alone. That’s dedication right there.

[@Lucifronz]

Well not him, it was one of the other Ryans. They've got a whole society going on in that alternate universe.

[@kingstonlovely7404]

@@Lucifronz riiiiight, keep forgetting to get *rid of those*

[@marcogonzalez9673]

Hey you're the legend of Cassandra guy!

[@K4inan]

can you stop being so unoriginal and boring

[@los-lobos]

Isn’t he from Canada?

[@LymanPhillips]

The juxtaposition of Ryan making fun of corporate social media caring, and then reading the description of the cook unity and how much they care about their food gave me whiplash.

[@ShiningDarknes]

Yeah I don't think they looked at what video topic their sponsorship would be funding.

[@Boris99999]

@@ShiningDarknes One could say they didn’t care enough…

[@returnoftheredeye]

Whenever I see a billboard declaring that a book/movie/tv show is 'unmissable'. The fact that I've so far, managed to miss it, makes me feel like I deserve some sort of prize.

[@coena9377]

“I’m not trained for this situation.” Me in every situation I find myself in.

[@icarus1890]

Same. I’ve just been “this is fine”ing my way through every job I’ve ever had.

[@Cipher_Paul]

​@@icarus1890you guys have jobs?

[@xLuky]

especially the situations I actaully was trained for.

[@lone_stick]

"I'm not trained for this situation." "Literally nothing is happening, you are eating lasagna." "It's a weird consistensy and my tummy hurts, I don't know what to do here."

[@digl_live]

@@lone_stick wouldn't it be more weird to be trained for eating lasagna though?

[@badkss]

'Don't cry please these calls are monitored' 😂😂

[@dietotaku]

"HR, we heard crying" "DAMMIT"

[@amandapanda5087]

​@@dietotaku😂

[@janyth1329]

That was my favorite part being that I, too, work for a caring, scripted healthcare company.

[@biffin1123]

'I saaaw it!' 'Impossible. I have one of those webcam covers'

[@louiswhite4395]

@@biffin1123 No by the Wide Mart tweet! Says you guys care!

[@Zain-ul-Abdin_Rajput]

That whole crying section was done perfectly. People don't recognize Ryan's great acting ability enough!

[@Selrisitai]

A hundred percent.

[@Mochithemon]

No but that’s actually so real. He’s really good at making it kinda convincing yet hilarious

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

I think this is one of Ryan’s best sketches, the premise, the plot, the strenuous heroes journey, it’s quite frankly amazing

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Not to mention the crying 😂

[@lord123j]

The super rapid and character change in "oh..mygod" hilarious..timing was perfect.

[@michaeldunleavy3868]

I’m 100% certain writing an apology is now part of most companies pitch meetings. I’m trying so hard not to say the thing now.

[@Talonidas7403]

I'll say it: Writing apologies is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Mcfi27]

​@@Talonidas7403O really?

[@PrimetimeD]

But saying the thing is TIGHT!

[@azurehanyo]

YOU REFERENCED THE THING!

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5, Yeah yeah yeah!

[@notme222]

Wide-Mart has a million employees. That means each one is responsible for about 1 millionth of the caring. And if you measure the amount of consideration you get from any one retail employee, that sounds about right.

[@tlrlml]

As a Wide-Mart employee, I can neither confirm or deny this assertion.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Hold up, though, they have like tens of millions of shoppers, though. That means each employee would need to care tens. This math ain't mathing.

[@stenzel27]

As a former wide-mart employee, I can confidently state that the amount of consideration shown is directly proportional to the amount received.

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

Scorpius cares.

[@DrVincentDoom]

@@tlrlml How did you get a job? They told me they would get back to me after I sent them my banking account and routing number but no response all week??

[@LillyAnarkitty]

1:30 “Impossible, I have one of those little webcam covers” 😂😂

[@seronimo__7735]

3:16 I love how the customer abruptly breaks character to say Ryan's signature "Ohhh mygod"

[@lord123j]

Funniest part of the video. Just so unexpected

[@louiswhite4395]

Wait so you don't care?😕 Of course we don't you idiot get out of my office!😠 Oh my god.😮

[@BitLyrist]

My entire relationship with corporate entities has been a lie. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@johnsterizer]

You will come out of this stronger, trust me.

[@electricminecrafter]

DAHM COMMIE

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Wait a second. I've been dating that Wendy's chick for awhile now. Are you saying that her, "Thank-you, come agains," are impersonal and not heart-felt invitations for future dates?

[@electricminecrafter]

@@FlatOnHisFace buddy I think you misspelled the come that she meant, she wants to keep going if you know what I mean *wink wink*

[@username172]

Its aight bro, we care. Now give us money

[@HamLS26]

Thank god Wide-Mart is a fictional company for the purpose of the sketch. I don't think I could go on if my corporate overlords didn't care about me.

[@py_a_thon]

Acks not what your corporate overlords can do for You! Acks what You can do for your corporate overlords.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

For 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows when you are the Tᴀʀɢᴇᴛ.

[@Cheesling]

Lest thy corporate overlords not be benevolent.

[@narsilreforged]

I have some rather bad news...

[@SB-yb3us]

😂 this is hilariously accurate, literally down to every 'corporate head of something' calling everyone else 'buddy' in a seemingly overfriendly but disgusting condescension

[@typezero705]

As an entrepreneur, I’m just impressed at how high up in the company Ryan got with this conversation. I was cheering him on and living vicariously through him. 😂

[@salt3685]

Genuinely curious, what exactly do you mean when you say you’re an entrepreneur?

[@Cygnet13]

@@salt3685 Have you heard of multi-level marketing by any chance? XD

[@typezero705]

@@salt3685 hey! My personal definition of what it means to be an entrepreneur is realizing a great need in the world and dedicating your time and passion to developing a solution. The word ‘entrepreneur’ is synonymous with ‘leader’ because of the courage, commitment, and willingness to serve the community that it takes. It’s really hard to be an entrepreneur, which is why I thought it was funny in this video seeing Ryan work his way up the chain of managers. In real life, it can take months, if not years to actually do that with a company you’re trying to work with. So that’s where my original comment came from. Also, if you were wanting to know about what I do as an entrepreneur, you can look up Type Zero Foundation on Google. Hope that makes sense and I’m glad you asked! 💙

[@EssentialXIII]

@@salt3685 Unemployed optimist.

[@bubsybrown8308]

What I'm most impressed with here is that the employees at the supermarket are willing to carry on a conversation rather than immediately trying to palm the customer off..

[@seliador]

It's because they care.

[@whatbroicanhave50character35]

Lol. Nice little boneappletea you got here. It's "pawn off" not "palm off" :) Edit: Apparently people also use "palm off" and I wasn't aware. I'm not deleting the comment, as I firmly believe "pawn off" is the most correct way to say it, regardless of the fact that both of them are valid.

[@ElSlayoRS]

if tis not in my corp script, i shut down

[@blindleader42]

@@whatbroicanhave50character35 I've never heard "pawn off" in fifty plus years of being literate.The only mention of "pawn off" I've read is a description of it as "needless variant of palm off”. Sometimes it's hard to hone in on correct answers in this doggy dog world... 😝Jeers.

[@tlrlml]

@@blindleader42 Palming off is what you do in the privacy of your own bathroom... Pawning off is what you do when you have something you can get rid of, but you can't exactly want to throw away.

[@robbrcnstuff4220]

They said that I was a preferred customer and was preferred over the other customers, but then I overheard them saying that to all the customers and there was no preference for me, so I know how that guy feels.

[@carlrood4457]

They might have something you can pay them for to make you preferred.

[@jamielondon6436]

That must have been so devastating. I feel sorry for your experience!

[@FlatOnHisFace]

It's that damned fine print where they can change their terms at any time, without notice. They just redefine what preferential treatment is on a whim! It's a scam. We gotta take down the whole system.

[@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

They prefer telling that to everyone.

[@user-tf1rq9vg1j]

Wait a minute...let me get this right...I really WASN'T a preferred customer, they just said I was...?

[@Dlyriczful]

1:03 in the bathroom? this is funny

[@MrMixa2]

the guy that stands next to the door all day cared so much he personaly walked me out of the store while holding my arm

[@epicfail3167]

I love how hierarchy in the Ryan-verse is visual by moustache size

[@Flyingsaucey1984]

The last mustache had me kinda hoping it would fall off to reveal even more betrayal!

[@DynastieArtistique]

Ryan-verse >>>>> Marvel-verse

[@Badficwriter]

@@DynastieArtistique Its all Scooby Doo

[@carlrood4457]

As both and employee and consumer, this has always been a pet peeve of mine. One company I worked for used to like to throw the word "family" around a lot. Then the tech bubble burst and that went away real fast.

[@jamesanthony8438]

They meant family in the Manson Family way. =)

[@greatstonedragon6440]

Yeah, they’re “like” a family, until it’s even remotely inconvenient and then you get the boot because heaven forbid the execs don’t get a bonus check one year…

[@WelcomeApathy]

Some families are super toxic. They never specific the type of family they are, if you think about it! lol

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@greatstonedragon6440 I just love the absolute transparency of this exact thing in that Herman Miller CEO "leave pity city" rant. Probably the best and clearest example of how CEOs feel about people and their own employees. She kept her own bonus too right after telling everyone else they weren't getting one, just to add a little cherry on top

[@princeedwardn319]

Does that company do street racing and led by a bald guy?

[@johnjohnsin3762]

The accuracy of this is extremely accurate.

[@shikkarasuthethird9295]

"I could get their number from the company directory." I would do unkind things for that level of organization from any company I have worked for.

[@stormvexed]

I love how every single employee has admitted to something terrible and we just kind of glossed right by 😂😂😂

[@FlatOnHisFace]

"Let he who is without stones cast the first sin."

[@GILLIGFAN]

Hey at least the market manager kicks the bad guy out of the bathroom and the marketing department guy covers the webcam Give them some credit 😂🤣

[@MayaPosch]

Ending almost had this wholesome bizarro world vibe where the CEO would hug the poor guy or something, but then everything snapped back into reality. Close one~

[@Reinnemann2]

Oops, there goes gravity. Ope, there goes Ryan he choked he's so mad.

[@makarabaduk1754]

It was like watching a puppy get kicked. I may never recover...

[@jojob1969]

Only to find out the CEO was a Creep hiding in the bathroom

[@karonbeilunka6845]

Naah, nobody in the Ryan universe huggs. They just don't care for it.

[@SM-hl6hh]

Working in retail, nothing irks me more than when someone is like “I can’t believe you don’t CARE” and I’m like I get paid to help you check out not listen to you explain why you should get special discounts ma’am, you’re right, I do not care.

[@Badficwriter]

They want you to give them something even if its against the rules. Some woman claimed she didn't get her cigarettes and began throwing a fit in the gas station I worked at, so I gave her free cigarettes. My boss agreed that was the best method of getting rid of a disruptive person quickly in that situation.

[@aaronhurst4379]

Crying during a recorded phone call is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Also, waaaaaay too relatable

[@MAGAMAN]

You got problems.

[@Tanner404]

Its so wonderful to see such a giant company like widemart is finally doing something helpful!

[@cloud5buster]

Get out of here, you idiot.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Help!

[@hazukichanx408]

I loved the definitely hand-written, personal e-mail they sent me explaining that their recent mass sendout was in fact mistaken and that they really aren't at all interested in my passion, engagement or feedback. It's so good to see companies finally being honest about how faceless and robotic they are - money-funnelling machines for the rich, by the rich, and fuelled by the poor!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

The "I was really touched" part was so unexpected that it really got a good laugh out of me😂

[@RealNaisuCinema]

Have been watching these for years and every time I still get that “wtf am I watching lmao” feeling. Like the jokes are so out of nowhere and catch me off guard every time like the webcam thing and the bathroom 😂

[@jdm2514]

I can't tell if this is Ryan's golden age, or if we're still on the way up. This was great.

[@seekerofthemutablebalance5228]

He is crushing it, don't jinx it

[@ku8721]

That ending was GOLD!!! I was beginning to empathize with Customer Ryan, poor guy, no-body cares, getting shot down at every turn, and finally gets a ray of hope... only to have it crushed. Now I really empathize with him

[@vainocalebedeiro]

But do you care?

[@alvallac2171]

*nobody

[@GSMnocap-memesdaily-]

You are a national treasure Ryan George.

[@arcanisdivinitis]

Multi-national treasure.

[@retropulpmonkey]

Interdimensional treasure.

[@cjc363636]

As a US American, I'd like to say Ryan George is a North American treasure.

[@juanumana5688]

​@@retropulpmonkey interdimenational*

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Now all that's missing is Nicholas Cage

[@Teauma]

I know it's a weird thing to say, but I love it when Ryan cries

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

That was my favorite part too!! Especially the sound he made: Ghee GHEEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ohaidere]

I like when they rotate what they care about every month! It’s so sincere (gimme yo money).

[@bravepoodle]

Gather all the friendly, caring people and create a 'We Actually Care' department. Their job is to care and hang out with random customers.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

That sounds like the kind of thing you could out-source to a company more specialized and equipped to care.

[@jamesanthony8438]

"Their job is to care and hang out with random customers." And maybe protect them from that one guy in the bathroom =)

[@jamesanthony8438]

@@FlatOnHisFace Maybe it should be "We care enough to hire people who care more" =)

[@hughcaldwell1034]

Got to be honest, that sounds like an excuse for getting all the extroverts in one place for purposes of containment and monitoring. It's a good idea.

[@greatstonedragon6440]

That idea would never work because the rest of the company would be composed of the uncaring employees and the uncaring employees would cut the group of caring employees out of sheer spite to prove they don’t care

[@frankvandorp2059]

This would be an excellent prank to do to real-life companies.

[@AxelHenx]

you would get told to f of way more quickly. but maybe you can make someboddy smile ;)

[@Vincent_Beers]

Floor associate will give you a manager, a manager will give you a corporate number. The corporate number will just put you on hold and that will be the end of it. You're only wasting your own time.

[@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Normally they just say "we care", but not about what.

[@markmurex6559]

Do it. Do it.

[@hereforvids1514]

Watch Ben Palmer he’s doing the work

[@jaega4247]

I fully expected our main character to eventually seek out that guy in the bathroom: The only person at WideMart who cares to engage on a personal level with the customers.

[@amandajohnson2823]

You have been literally my favorite person on KZbin for a few years now. I have always adored your witty style and clever, whimsical content. You've rescued me from more than one dark mood. But this, and your Ouija board videos feel like some of your very best work. This has been a shockingly messed up week for me and I just want you to know that you actually made me laugh sincerely for the first time in days. Thank you for that.

[@Kitten_Me1023]

Wow, I can't believe Wide-Mart doesn't actually care. This is heartbreaking.

[@RednocNivert]

Never meet your heroes

[@iidepii3015]

@@RednocNivert I don’t think Walmart is anyone’s hero

[@adventuresinportland3032]

At Osco you can count on people who care. Or so I was told 25'ish years ago. Edit: I was wrong. 26. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3e9lXiEhZ2Gmrs

[@HarmonicWave]

Yeah, I'm never shopping at Wide-Mart, ever!

[@griffinkimball2454]

As long as Wide-Mart keeps sandwiches with a pretty big pickle in them I'll keep going there

[@blindleader42]

I'm afraid Michael Pickleseller, went bankrupt during the pandemic, and then was convicted of securities fraud. They put him in a room. So Wide-Mart no longer has those sandwiches.

[@tejasdixit4417]

Those pickles aren't that bad, but not small either. I'll say they are pretty big though.

[@JonathanLukeAvery]

These videos are hilarious. I love that you’ve evolved your comedy beyond the “boardroom meeting” videos

[@kimilove8609]

Anytime a company writes something like that now, I am going to call them to waste their time.

[@michaelvega4053]

That’s why I always go into the bathroom. That’s the one who truly cares!

[@garreswe]

I love this! 😍 But I miss when Ryan used to say "... I decided", I hope he brings it back 😀

[@1th_to_comment.]

Ryan should say I decided more, I decided.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

I decided Ryan should decide when he says, "I decided."

[@reznorb]

"I decided" seems to be more for the "First person to [blank]" sketches

[@pvanukoff]

@@reznorb Exactly.

[@princeedwardn319]

that's super easy, barely inconvenient.

[@EmilioBaldi]

2:18 peek comedy!

[@vitmir9099]

It's so sweet story about corporate caring angels with different mustaches 😂❤🎉 Touching, very touching 😅

[@RepublicofDebauchery]

The innuendoes, I love them! It's such an elite skill to tell perverted jokes, but to keep it at an over the head level for kids so these videos are still somehow family friendly.

[@KillerDutchy66]

Please never stop making these videos you are one of the few original content creators left

[@jamesanthony8438]

And definitely one of the funniest. We really need that these days.

[@RedneckdudeOG]

“I was really touched” “Oh we keep kicking that guy out” 💀

[@creeprvictor]

2:14 "This is outrageous!" Reminds me of Ben from VLDL

[@TurdUnicorns]

The chances of Walmart caring about their customers is about the same chance as Ryan George shaving his beard.

[@Mizdl]

*widemart

[@electricminecrafter]

you forgot caring about their employees, they don't care about them either

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Bro, Walmart and Widemart are not the same store. That's like saying K*Mart and K-pop are identical! 🤣

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

So about 50/50, either he does or he doesn't

[@FlatOnHisFace]

​@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Schrödinger's shorn cat, so to speak.

[@bd_local58]

"i was touched" "oh in the bathroom? we keep kicking that guy out" "which way to the bathroom?" " no trust me you dont want to do there"💀💀💀💀💀💀 gawd dame this shit is too funny

[@HMNCLunar]

Must be that weird guy at Naming Things Department smh

[@RuSosan]

Yeah I just pat other guys on the back when they're peeing and tell them they're doing a great job. There should be more male encouragement, I decided. They don't know I get back in through the vents.

[@tweaker1bms]

Note it then looks like they cut to him going #1 outside 😅

[@majorknight859]

It's the "I was touched" "In the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out" For me lol

[@hunterkiller1440]

Those retail worker's energy. Spot on.

[@vonwux]

The best thing about youtube is they don't even pretend to care.

[@gewnurb]

Wallmart: I have the best supermarkets in the world Widemart: *I'm 4 pararell universes ahead of you*

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Wal*Mart 💡 "Clones. Yeahhh..."

[@bbone1197]

"I was really touched" "In the bathroom?? We keep kicking that guy out" 😂😂😂

[@TCHorwood-xq7mw]

Some shops in the UK had athing called "We care with a chair.". They had chairs in their shops so you could sit down if you got tired, also outside the fitting rooms.

[@calacestar]

02:21 that noise completely sent me

[@AbystomaMexicanium]

People should start actually doing this so the companies stop.

[@MAGAMAN]

When they post they care, everyone just needs to respond with "No you don't".

[@cuewizchris]

What do you mean, so they stop caring? Oh, my god!

[@drollfurball2863]

Well in order to STOP caring, they would’ve had to BE caring to begin with.

[@oORiseAboveOo]

Just reply with a request to borrow some money, since they care so much.

[@lilrusso4495]

"I was really touched" "Oh, in the bathroom? We keep kicking that guy out" 😭😭😭 i spit out my drink

[@TellyMan200]

2:34 LOL. yep HR really does that sometimes

[@HeisenbergFam]

"I saw the tweet" props to Ryan for sacrificing his sanity browsing Twitter just for the video

[@thomasroot620]

I was hoping they'd re-do the tweet saying that: "Widemart Cares. Just not for that guy."

[@unclecreepy4185]

I read Wide-Mart’s latest tweet that employees working there get treated like family. And I know this is true because I’m the guy in the bathroom. Every family has got one of me.

[@jamielondon6436]

This feels more like a documentary than satire. ;-)

[@DJMattB241]

watching Ryan slowly get radicalized through the lens of his sketch comedy videos is tight

[@alvallac2171]

*lens (different meaning) lends = conjugated form of "to lend" (the act of letting someone borrow something)

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@alvallac2171 correcting a finger slip is tight

[@DJMattB241]

@@sarahmellinger3335 editing the post so he looks like a lunatic was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@DJMattB241]

@@alvallac2171 i must have been tired. I definitely know that. lol

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

That cry though 🤣 Ghee GHEEEEEEE Had me rolling 🤣

[@johnnnyshmuel6901]

If you look closely, the blurred background actually says WideMart. That attention to detail is why I love Ryan.

[@diarm77]

*_ryan hired an actual grocery store to film this, what a dedicated youtuber_*

[@py_a_thon]

Green screens are tight.

[@WasatchWind]

How much are required to pay a grocery store when you hire them I wonder

[@jamesanthony8438]

I wish he'd quit doing such extravagant productions. He'll never have enough money to buy Canada if he keeps this up. =/

[@wooshifgay462]

You are an international level treasure Ryan George.

[@tammyjej]

“Wait, so you don’t care?” “OF COURSE WE DON’T, YOU IDIOT! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!” LMAO! RYAN IS THE BEST!

[@hudmo4193]

This is like a beautiful short story but for comedy, but it also feels exactly true to what companies would say if they were unfiltered and said what they wanted and what they meant. Burst laughing at a number of moments, thanks Ryan & co

[@wamrainc176]

2:28 Geegee best cry ever lmao

[@NeroThacher]

"I cant seem to find anyone who actually cares" .... hilarious line 😂, hit close to home but still hilarious

[@FlatOnHisFace]

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[@MisticStyles]

"I'm not trained for this situation." - Me 95% of the time.

[@valmisorange6736]

Out of all the fictional superstore parodies, “wide-mart” has by far the funniest name.

[@conwarlock3537]

You can instantly see the CEO is the CEO. That mustache is impressive!

[@clevernamehere7283]

Can’t believe your local Wide-Mart doesn’t care! My wife and I saw that tweet and had a sleepover with Wide-Mart crew. We’re all in a polyamorous relationship now and are very happy!

[@sixstringedthing]

Next he'll be trying to tell us that Wide-mart doesn't actually completely refocus its corporate priorities onto LGBT rights when they put up all those rainbow flags during Pride Month.

[@cenciende9401]

Don't call friends with benefits a 'relationship', it's insulting to the word

[@MAGAMAN]

This might be his best and most accurate video yet.

[@willbrashear]

The HR reacting immediately to fake crying is spot on.

[@eliben4066]

I really love waking up on my birthday to see my phone service provider and my health insurance wishing me a happy birthday☺️

[@freddykabuffke461]

amazing. so... who's your provider? verizon?

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Also, post your SSN and we can give you more birthday wishes in the future.

[@megamerp9315]

Ryan once again opening with his mind-blowing musical talent

[@vandal280]

He's a man of many talents. And mustaches.

[@TraceguyRune]

You know the company doesn't make those tweets. An employee does. It's like a Cashier saying "We care"

[@Badficwriter]

It was disappointing to realize that the corporate twitter wars were actually between some computer nerd employees.

[@ElonMusk._.]

It’s a good day when Ryan posts

[@TheRedDeadRat]

"Hi there, hello! 👋 My name is McDonalds, and I care! I care a lot!" "Caring a lot about your customers is tight!" "Yeah, but sorry, we don't."

[@gamehero6816]

"When will you fix the ice cream machine-" "What ice cream machine?"

[@Simqer]

Widemart cares so much that they took away the year end bonuses, makes it as hard as they can to prevent people doing overtime and staying long enough to see a pay rise.

[@jtswartz1672]

"I saw it!!" "No, impossible. I have one of those little webcam covers"

[@Wintermute909]

This is clearly a feel good story, and I can't see any, any way it ends in tears!

[@Blank-jt3nj]

These sketches just keep getting better 😂

[@Wowreference]

I love the way the employees talk like the souls have been sucked out of them. Very authentic depiction of Walmart's atmosphere!

[@iambicpentakill]

Sure, you lose your soul, but you gain that sweet sweet $10/hr (your minimum wage may vary)

[@CopperPretzel]

Im so touched, they really do care

[@ericataylor7618]

Was it in the bathroom?

[@orderneo]

It has been about 10 years since I worked for a mega corporation and before that I worked for mega corporations for 10 years, and this whole entire thing, just drew me back that part where you have to fill out paperwork if people don’t shut up and just get off the phone is so real.

[@Whatamisupposedtotypehere]

I know you stole my beans Jonathan