Why Make Trillions When We Can Make Billions?

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[@Goabnb94]

Premium coffee Affordable prices Thats the best joke in the movie

[@JBrander]

Starbucks is the HQ of Dr. Evil, of course they'll sell for "Affordable Prices"

[@cashthecurator666]

I've had the mocha at Starbucks. And you know what? It's pretty damn good. But apart from that, I'll just brew it in a pot in the comfort of my own home, thank you very much.

[@BigCheech-wy9os]

Goabnb94 FUCK STARBUCKS. Gotta fix your own coffee. Brown non sweet sugar. Iced tea filled with ice barely any drink for fuckin $5.

[@Smokydoggg]

Well it IS an evil empire, after all

[@MrSilvestris]

Yes! This joke is also getting better and better every year. Of all the video clips on my channel (this one), this clip is number 1 for nearly three years in inciting comments!

[@jamesevans1897]

Scott = The smart guy at job who gets fired for being logical.

[@ArkadyVasiliev]

James Evans he’s like the punchline guy for every boardroom suggestion meme

[@Pennylenny92]

Right haha

[@erk44]

that was me true story too. im struggling to take care of my babies now

[@Amir-dh8de]

“Why are you booing me? I’m right!”

[@MAC-xl5dn]

He's the villain we all want in movies

[@alexG106]

Scott is the engineer who got fired for criticizing the lack of safety features of a crappily made submarine

[@IbrahemAlbanawi]

I understood that reference 😂

[@bdarecords_]

@@IbrahemAlbanawi We all did.

[@a.m.gnovember151]

Ouch haha Savage

[@DougWIngate]

I love how chill Dr Evil is when he sees his cloned self. He doesnt need time to digest the situation, he just immediately thinks of a name

[@SunDogGod]

He never asked why there was a tiny child sized version of his chair next to him

[@commanderwyro4204]

@@SunDogGod he probably assumed it was for his cat Mr.Bigglesworth lol

[@brilanto]

You mean 'Jeff'?

[@ArtistXXX]

I love how they point out plot holes and he just ignores them!😂

[@Logan912]

Hey, Dr. Evil makes the decisions here, okay? He demands a little respect. 😂

[@stellarwind1946]

You… just don’t get it, do you?

[@royalroyal2210]

​@@stellarwind1946 Zip it! ZIIIIP

[@Rmagid]

They already tried killing austin powers on the toilet but that didnt work

[@tierefuerimmer9635]

​@@Rmagid Who does Number 2 work for??

[@yannicknaert]

As a man from Belgium I can confirm that we never drink our coffee without doing a "Belgian Dip".

[@s.marshian8455]

Lol

[@barryshannon5253]

I knew it!

[@billhassa]

What about the pussy?

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

I kinda thought that was some sort of sauce served with a beef sandwich from Arby’s 😂jk

[@nicholaskehler9169]

@@IndyAvocadoKid That's the au jus and it is the dip component of a French dip. And yes I did notice the jk at the end but I felt it might still be slightly useful information.

[@marleyvonhoffstein3193]

"Why make trillions when we can make billions?" Sums up perfectly the idiotic things your boss says that you have to go along with to keep your job.

[@DiggitySlice]

More like Dunning-Kruger on your part

[@DougWIngate]

Video game companies when they refuse to port older successful games and re-release them on newer consoles

[@Icetea-2000]

@@DiggitySlicelol this

[@MubashirullahD]

@@DiggitySlice there is truth to that as well.

[@bdarecords_]

@@MubashirullahD Not really. Most people don't understand what Dunning Kruger really is, when it may apply and that the whole effect may be not true. It's just a phrase like "literally 1984". Overused and 99% of people use it wrong.

[@stevenwall2010]

1:34 it’s a really small Moment, but the fact that Dr.Evil Barely acknowledges that he’s been cloned and just says “cool” casually is so funny to me

[@xandertrejo]

I always loved how Mini Me casually joined the table with his own chair and everything lol

[@woodside4life]

Send in the CLONE!!!

[@devintariel3769]

The kind of nonchalantness that the intelligent lament

[@ZomIIXC]

Best joke of the movie. #2 returning with only a minor facial scar after being thrown into the chair incinerator at the end of the first film and once again being loyal to Dougie

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

Zom I mean, the first time it was used, they had to send a guard down to shoot the guy sent down because he kept screaming. Are we sure that incinerator is at all effective?

[@thewewguy8t88]

there is a deleted scene which explains what happened why he only has a minor facial scar.

[@zachmorley158]

Reminds me of Dr. Loomis returning in Halloween 4 with the same minor scar after getting blown up in Halloween 2. Speaking of which, Donald Pleasance who played him also played Blowfeld in You Only Live Twice, which inspired the look of Dr. Evil.

[@SJMJ91]

Dr Evil is easily the best character in the entire Austin Powers series!

[@jameshaggerty8348]

sj11791 the best villain in pop culture since Darth Vader, Joker, Loki, Red Skull, Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Kingpin, Doctor Doom, Sabertooth, Darkseid, and of course Thanos. LMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@joeyv8197]

What makes him great is how over the top he is and how he's a parody of 60s villains

[@Iggywiggywoo]

I like Fat Bastard best!

[@fatandcurious9146]

@@jameshaggerty8348 no

[@jameshaggerty8348]

@@fatandcurious9146 why not?

[@miasanmia0935]

RIP Verne Troyer :(

[@bsherder]

Oh that sucks. I hit google right away to see if it was true. R.I.P Verne Troyer.

[@hippiecheezburger5457]

He stole the show, he was hilarious without speaking a word

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

@@hippiecheezburger5457 Indeed. He will be missed. Let's hope he was a Christian... I'd love to talk to him and ask how he made such an iconic character come to life... By talking with the Man Upstairs.

[@EuropeYear1917]

"Because a trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts!" - Scott Evil

[@JuegaLeagueoL]

+HM The Tsar of Russia thanks, I'm deaf and I can not hear anything in the video.

[@EuropeYear1917]

Kiss my ass! Nobody asked for your opinion, Erbmon Odillepa. Move along.

[@JuegaLeagueoL]

HM The Tsar of Russia x'DDD

[@Hulavuta]

That line actually wasn't in the video though

[@Hulavuta]

Dude I'm on your side lol, the guy was calling you out for quoting a line from the video and I said it wasn't even in the video .___.

[@Toxie90210]

Affordable prices? yea right.

[@RandomFlops]

ikr

[@TrillShvt]

that's the evil. muhahahaha muhahahaha muhahaha

[@MatrixDiscovery]

+Karma Android StarBucks along with APPLE are evil empires.

[@joesuchy1157]

2002

[@MichaelBrown-rg8oi]

This was back in 1999 when everything was affordable...

[@lazylank]

I love the two very subtle language jokes! 1. When he asks Frau Frabissina "Wie gehts es ihnen?" Then asks her "How are things?" he basically asked her the same question twice. 2. When he couldn't remember the French phrase "Je ne sais quoi" he can't remember so he just says "I don't know what", which is a very literal translation on that phrase! Brilliant!

[@ricksmith4145]

Joke 2 isn't subtle. That's a common joke that's been in a lot of movies and TV shows.

[@michaelhawk3861]

Joke 1 is "how are you?" and "how are things?" 2 different questions. And 4 different combinations of possible combined answers.

[@nicholaskehler9169]

Are we sure he forgot it rather than just translating it

[@mRahman92]

So THAT'S what the fuck that stupid French phrase actually means! 😤 Man, some people just dig the way French language sounds, not what the phrases actually mean. Creme Brulee is just burnt cream; I once burst a girl's bubble telling her about that 😅

[@orc001]

1 was pretty clear

[@Doctor4077]

Dr. Evil was the embodiment of "it's not about the money" before Heath Ledger's Joker.

[@Euroviking86]

Just "Dr. Evil's Headquarters, SEATTLE" makes me laugh. That's like the least intimidating city where you can base your evil organization.

[@annoyed707]

Perhaps he likes the view.

[@Rondu01]

He needed the lightening, rain and thunder! Every villain needs that. Seattle is perfect for that.

[@firebeardnc6012]

Rondu01 Also Starbucks

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

Amazon would disagree with you

[@Xylarxcode]

That's why it's so brilliant. No one will ever think to look there!

[@frankmiranda707]

That's how they drink in Belgium #BelgiumDip

[@aeko]

"Belgian not Belgium, numbnuts." - Scott Evil

[@takaro0]

@@aeko Alright, zip it!

[@favrerules04]

@@takaro0 look at me, I'm Zippy Longstockings!!

[@Muck006]

Well, Belgium houses the HQ of another evil empire ... the EU ... so it stands to reason Dr. Evil visited his colleagues once or twice.

[@Pllayer064]

@@Muck006 go back to your altright manhole.

[@JeffPetro]

What the French call a certain "I don't know what," lmao so many of the jokes flew over my head as a kid

[@acour43]

+Jeffrey Petromilli I still dont get it. Care to explain? je ne sais pas does that also mean mojo in french?

[@echapism]

"Un certain je ne sais quoi" means mojo in french, translated literally means "a certain I don't know what"

[@acour43]

+echapism Yea I took some french in high school. I know the literal meaning. IM just wondering why he referred to that that when talking about mojo lol

[@tini96]

what does it mean in french sense (mojo, ik but what in the French context)

[@pancon5]

The phrase used in English is borrowed from French and is used as is, "je ne sais quoi", the joke is that Dr. Evil translates it literally. :-D

[@jjlatinopedia]

Why make billions when we can make.. ..millions?

[@MrSilvestris]

Or......."Why make millions, when we can make thousands?" Related: See Walter becoming a "Thousanaire", in 'Fractured Fairie Tales' kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJzWqXmIYtqAl6s

[@jjlatinopedia]

Why make thousands, when we can make.. ..hundreds?

[@jjlatinopedia]

Why make tens when we can make... ...ones?

[@jjlatinopedia]

Why make cents when we can make... ...pesos?

[@jjlatinopedia]

Why make nothing when we can make.. ...

[@RaoulDuke77]

I love how he says "How are things?" lol

[@MrSilvestris]

+Raoul Duke And Frau Farbissina answers: I have come to embrace the "love" that dares not speak its name. lol

[@AWSVids]

It comes to mind every time I ask someone that.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

@@MrSilvestris Would that be a love of women's golf? :)

[@CrossoverFan4life]

Well they are friends to an extent if not lovers. Dr.Evil never turns on Frau unlike Number 2, Scott or Mini Me.

[@skyofthelivingdead]

Especially because he says “wie gehts es ihnen” before that, which means “how are things” in German.

[@DoomNeb]

I love how Frau just fucking sprays him with water lol

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@IrishCarney]

They're already ready and set up to treat him like a misbehaving pet, when they only learned of his existence like a minute ago

[@ChizuMcCheems]

"we began a program to clone you" "COUL."

[@feysalimran]

Its the finger and his smile that makes me laugh....for the first time a billion is bigger than a trillion

[@MrSilvestris]

Feysal Imraan good stuff!

[@thedarkside6023]

Exactly! 😂

[@davidzapen8974]

3:45

[@joeschembrie9450]

No kidding, it used to be that in British English, a billion was equal to the American trillion. The British had to change to American style once billions and trillions became part of common language due to inflation and computer technology. I don't know if this was part of the joke.

[@Randomguy-mb1wd]

No wonder I hated Starbucks it's Evil

[@c0nqu3st5]

Random guy #5951 SILENCE!! I will not tolerate your insolence!!

[@GeekBoy03]

They did support Hitlary

[@xaviersaavedra7442]

Good to see my dead channel still going

[@mathunit1]

@@GeekBoy03 Trump is still fucking worse than her.

[@hankhill6469]

@@mathunit1 personally I hate both of them but there wouldn't be much left of US soil with Hillary in office

[@lordsnivyofnottingham2948]

I should also mention that Number Two's investment in Starbucks looks like genius today. If you compare Starbucks' price per share in 1999 to price per share in 2019, it was $4.50 in 1999, and hit a high of $99 in 2019. Never mind their sales, which were $25.279 Billion in 2018.

[@oneshadowdragon]

Excellent point

[@brucelau2023]

A very excellent point!!!

[@patriceaqa288]

@@brucelau2023 this is a day at the office for Putin

[@BigboyHollywood]

So instead of trillions they would have made...billions?

[@McShibby10]

Not to mention cloning. Im sure Number 2 would of had Dr Evils money in Crisper as well

[@davisdixon9406]

“You’re stock is rising number 2” is easily one of the best lines in this whole series and a great throw away line in all of comedy! It has stuck with me my whole life. It’s such a fun thing to say to somebody who does something good for you and you watch their confusion. 😂😂

[@TomYeeha]

i don't get why it's so good

[@rinopw4262]

*your

[@tyslims2805]

@@rinopw4262it’s an oxymoron

[@FourLuckyLeafs]

Lmao so true!

[@SP4RK35]

I’m pretty sure the joke is saying that he’s moving up, but he’s already number two. It’s like suggesting a promotion to the CEO.

[@JessicaTG2008]

"SILENCE!!!!"

[@hkhk8393]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!!!!

[@patrickshields5251]

SEND IN THE CUB!

[@monkeyking1150]

My second favorite 'Silence!' After snapes in the chamber of secrets. "Honestly professor snape, I think it did more damage to us." -"Sssilence!"

[@scottwilliam3470]

JessicaTG2008 NO!! i have had enough of you Pushing me around 😢

[@favrerules04]

How about *NO!*

[@jongolbert5367]

"How about you just kill him when he's sitting on the crapper or something" is a reference to the casino scene where that leprechaun dude actually tries to do that

[@Logan912]

“Who does Number 2 work for?!”

[@gundome12]

Oh. That's why he said no lol. It didn't work last time lol

[@patrickdornoff2735]

Patty O'Brien

[@hudzj01]

Send In The CLONE!!

[@severusrogue259]

"It's how we drink it in Belgium. It's called the Belgian dip." I'm Belgian and I'm dead 😂 🇧🇪

[@redenginner]

Dr evil, the man who can solve the mysterys of time travel but can't understand math.

[@GenerationX1984]

I used to get a thousand and a million mixed up, but in my defense I was 4 years old.

[@randsg766]

Chris Nilsson Fair enough you was too young lol

[@dgdfyhd]

RIP VERNE

[@lucentshadow]

I knew Starbucks was...Evil...

[@BrettonFerguson]

"Evil"

[@kingpin6989]

3:28 I absolutely love Scott's plan and I wish they'd done that instead of the mojo plan.

[@jaimello1610]

They did, with the Irish guy assassin in the casino.., “who does number 2 work for”

[@pancon5]

The second movie was the Dr. Evil show and it was glorious. SILENCE!!!!!!

[@DaFro3713]

“A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts” Greatest. Comeback. Ever.

[@norman6492]

"Alright, zip it!"

[@MrDusty515]

“Because you never kill him, when you get the chance, and you’re a big dope” 😅😅😅 gotta love Scott’s delivery of that line. “A trillion is more than a billion, numnuts” they cut the video before that line 🤣🤣🤣

[@DamianHowardTV]

“Alright, zip it!” 🤐👌🏼

[@1bridge11]

numbnuts, not numnuts

[@geoffwilliams4478]

​@Damian Howard Scott: "You can't even--" Dr. Evil: "Zip it! Zi-i-ip! 🤐"

[@royalroyal2210]

​@@DamianHowardTVladies and gentlemen, exZIPIT A!

[@DamianHowardTV]

@@royalroyal2210 "Look! I'm zippy long-stockings." "When a problem comes along, you must ZIP-IT!"

[@Manwitdamoustache]

"We met at the LPGA tour" I always thought that line was so hilarious 😂

[@tradingmetamorphosis7197]

Would not be allowed today

[@deeznoots6241]

⁠@@tradingmetamorphosis7197. lmao it absolutely would you whiny baby

[@MiningForPies]

@@tradingmetamorphosis7197yes it would be. Literally no one is stopped from making jokes.

[@xx_naasson_xx]

I never really thought about that, that Frau was at an LPGA tour watching golf. Lol 😅

[@tradingmetamorphosis7197]

@@frawgz4802 that is the stereotype in both golf and female tennis that it is full of lesbians. Which is true according to some former players. Since we live in sensitivity age and most of writers in Holywood are woke, I doubt this would be greenlighted. Look at comedy movies these days. LAME.

[@santipar90]

Number 2: Today Starbucks offers premium quality coffee at affordable prices... "AFFORDABLE"

[@WhiteJarrah]

Premium quality?

[@MultiLightDark]

Starbucks?

[@mordekaihorowitz]

At?

[@ECL28E]

"Delish?"

[@brajuhani]

"coffee"

[@lucax2300]

SILENCE! I will not tolerate your insolence.

[@KeeperOfProphecies]

I saw this movie 3 times when it was in theaters. Great stuff.

[@johnnytotempole4531]

Quite possibly the greatest line in any movie ever

[@MRSLAV]

Love that 1:48 reaction.

[@honzaostransky]

Ita genius acting

[@PolarPhantom]

When I was younger I didn't get the Starbucks joke and now it's even funnier.

[@kevinrosario2729]

Making Dr. Evil's lair a Starbucks was comedy gold

[@turtleman2816]

this video should have a Trillion views.

[@MrSilvestris]

AND, that (You Tube Math) may finally prove to those who don't know better that a trillion is more than a billion!

[@716FIT]

Why should it have a trillion views when it can have . . .😯 millons of views

[@tempestshadow5152]

Why have a trillion views? This video already has more than a million.

[@TakatofanAgain]

All these years later, I am learning German, and stunned to find out Dr. Evil taught and Frau taught me one exchange, and I didn't realize it!

[@victorespino5650]

The best facial Pinky expression anyone can have ever made lol

[@mulberryman1305]

I feel like every evil scientist who uses time travel suffers the same lapse in common sense

[@1whospeaks]

"This isnt huge, this is big, maybe even above average."

[@ashokthapa5180]

01:49 that reaction 😂

[@kabbymcsabby394]

b r e a th t a k ing

[@Jagdtoq]

Starbucks coffee isn't evil enough

[@realazduffman]

+Jagdtoq No, just their CEO

[@mobo410]

+Jagdtoq I think you mean it's too evil.

[@rock3tcatU233]

It's made from the corpses of Aryan christians, I think that's evil enough thank you very much.

[@Agent1W]

+Jagdtoq Even Scott was more evil.

[@1997residente]

Its fucking expensive

[@Judge_Artyom]

RIP Mini-Me. Thanks for the laughs, little man.

[@velocium1997]

#2: Mojo?? This entire scene is classic. My other favorite part is when Austin and felicity are on the beach, in the tent and soldiers are silently sounding them. Then, we see the whole shadow silhouette. That specific part when we have the close up on one of the guards. We hear that guard silently whispering with a disgusted facial expression, "oh my god". Oh man, I know that's too specific, but that specific part makes me laugh!! Lol

[@DoctahToboggan69]

send in the CLOOOOOOONE

[@DCol]

By April 2023, Starbuck's stock has increased from $~4.50 in June 1999 to ~$104. Way more than 5-fold that #2 predicted lol. They went up almost 20-fold!

[@engelostermann7203]

If #2 and Scott were the dual antagonist, Powers would have never stood a chance.

[@richarddunne9802]

0.44 It never gets old to hear a cartoon/movie villain shouting 'SILENCE!' at one of his subordinates 🤣

[@joecaljapan]

Scott is the guy in a cult who knows it's idiotic, but doesn't want to leave.

[@LucidVibes87]

Please make comedies like this again🙏

[@PaulMarriott]

Dr Evil will not bow to any sponsor!

[@drinktillwerefunny]

Wonderful clip, timeless stuff!

[@rowlandbuck2703]

A trillion is actually less than 1 US dollar in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

[@mysilentwraithmysilentwrai945]

2:50 makes me laugh everytime

[@kayzeaza]

I like that little shake Dr evil does when he sees how short mini me is lol

[@dhanyiconic2916]

That "SILENCE". LOL

[@bluedreamorca3444]

Some how the way Dr. Evil behaves so much like Donald T...

[@garysnieblay569]

‘Your stock is rising number 2’

[@cityman2312]

Dr Evil always steals the show in every scene he's in.

[@TheBanishedWind]

RIP Verne Troyer I still don't know how he died...

[@Zero-cl1li]

Alcohol Intoxication

[@keeganshigh]

Auto erotic

[@marksnexus]

RIP VERN 🖤

[@jjlatinopedia]

Who's here after the whole Spiderman Marvel/Sony debacle?

[@harvey2906]

The best Bond parody there is. Number 2 reminds me a bit of Largo from Thunderball and Mrs. Fabissina of Rosa Klebb from From Russia with Love. I like all three movies.✌

[@stormblessed2321]

I sometimes like to drop in “it’s what the French call.... I don’t know what.” when I’m talking about something, makes me seem really smart.

[@lukespillman1313]

why make trillions when we could make billions

[@alexsung3117]

A trillion is more than a billion, numnuts.

[@lukespillman1313]

alright zip it

[@alexsung3117]

Ok, you can't even-

[@lukespillman1313]

zip it ziiiiiip

[@alexsung3117]

Dude, can you let me-

[@superdawge808]

what a legendary scene

[@galil_6863]

Dr. Evil's plan still has less plot holes than the Rings Of Powers

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

28 people think a billion is more than a trillion. Bunch of numb nuts.

[@alexsung3117]

Ah, come on, let him press the button. I'm curious what it does.

[@Smokydoggg]

It was shown in the first movie. It opens a hole under them and dumps them into a fire pit

[@Kirisutekarl]

Rest in peace Verne

[@roydamanna]

0:44 Anybody else laughing at that shit hahah SILENCEEEEE reminds me of LEON the professional. EVERYONEEEEE

[@callumhutchison2356]

R.I.p mini me.

[@jessicaah-see9647]

When he tried to lift his nose up to drink his coffee I just burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlexJones-ex8ox]

I had this on vhs back in the day as a kid watched it non stop

[@zedascove6175]

Damn I've got to rewatch this movie again.

[@WhateverIwannaupload]

It would be worthwhile noting that the main villain of this movie who was after mojo is a smart fellow. Why lose everytime and have to go back in time when you can just get what makes the other guy always win. It's that "everything seems to always go their way" and the main villain wants to steal that from Austin Powers. Good thinking.

[@alexandersomethingorother786]

"Because you never kill him when you get the chance and you're a big dope" Now you bust out laughing

[@thedevilsapprentice7474]

Rest in peace Mini Me.

[@nightwolf2666]

"Breathtaking, I will name him, 'Mini Me.'"

[@lukelichtenthal5407]

R.I.P Mini Me.

[@TheBreadbank69]

Affordable prices. Lmao those were the days

[@RANDOM-KNIGHT145]

1:52 And thus, an iconic duo was born

[@Iggywiggywoo]

"A trillion is more than a billion numbnuts!" I can't believe they left out that line!

[@carbodude5414]

At some point, Number 2 should've realized that Dr Evil is less interested in profits and more about fucking over the world out of sheer spite

[@waitery]

"We do not gnaw on our kitty". LMFAO

[@jordanbrant6648]

Lmfao to think Starbucks was once affordable🤣

[@SargeantPrepper]

Dr. Evil loves his evil lightning strikes, but it never thunders in Seattle.

[@Goraka91]

''The love that dare not speak it's name'' Holy crap I did not get that reference until just now.

[@SenorWetback]

Who is here after seeing the Disney vs Sony post lol

[@tas7606]

Me