Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix! www.netflix.com/title/8125897... . Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/ Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre Twitter: @McInTweet
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@Warlock7863 жыл бұрын
This guy has class..he can be hillarious without swearing or insulting anyone....takes a lot to do that.
@fandomrandomq55733 жыл бұрын
You do realize he said “fucking idiot” 30 seconds in right? Lol 😜
@Warlock7863 жыл бұрын
@@fandomrandomq5573 Its still very rare that he swears.
@robinandrewartha76543 жыл бұрын
Hilarious is a serious over exaggeration
@commentfreely54433 жыл бұрын
first time something on netflix was funny,, sort of
@christopherjrichardson61793 жыл бұрын
He’s rude to hecklers lol
@cherylthomas67273 жыл бұрын
I heard that other comedians look down on him, saying his jokes have no “premise.” I don’t know anything about that. All I know is that this man makes me LAUGH more and harder than any comedian ever!! And he does it while not getting into politics and not speaking ill of anyone. He’s so relatable!! That password sequence is exactly what I did and he made it funny!! I always feel better about the world after watching him, not down as I do after listening to others make fun of people for a laugh.
@RTAV1083 жыл бұрын
Could copy your comment word to word to express my opinion about him.. 👍🏼
@marycanary863 жыл бұрын
hes apparently the highest earning comedian in britain so thats probably why. sour grapes. honestly, hes found his formula, im not sure what it is they want from him?
@cash_eye3 жыл бұрын
I love that he turns ordinary things into such funny things I love him for that
@cherylthomas67273 жыл бұрын
HRX Motive kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4LZgYaceLx7p7c
@valerinasilva933 жыл бұрын
I totally agree! I think he is a comedian genius! Love this guy!
@lizanna63903 жыл бұрын
When they want a special character I begin to question how much I want to join that website.
@bcmack58363 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭
@b-imagine33953 жыл бұрын
Right?! I begin to question whether it’s really worth it
@Finda53 жыл бұрын
true hahahaha
@debbiehenri3453 жыл бұрын
As soon as I see 'login' I start to question whether I want to use that website or not. I love those sites where it says - guest customer?
@Finda53 жыл бұрын
@@debbiehenri345 yess, those are elite websites
@Rarba7863 жыл бұрын
True talent is taking the mundane and making it momentous.
@wartanabadanooh71573 жыл бұрын
Micheal McIntyre always reminds me in a funny way that we're all more alike than we think we are.
@canisarcani3 жыл бұрын
XDD That last joke puts a whole new meaning to "teabagging"
@PewterPicsandThePewterPen3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 you win the internet tonight
@caralama083 жыл бұрын
Canis Arcani Oh! I never knew what that meant! 🤣😂🤣
@Keren2563 жыл бұрын
Michael is probably the only comedian that can actually make me cry with laughter.
@imkuntox2 жыл бұрын
The creaky floor bit had me giggling like a moron, the exhaust fan pushed me over into tears
@jemmaj29193 жыл бұрын
As a security engineer the password joke had a moment with me 😂😂😂
@leonieclayton53703 жыл бұрын
I love him, because he just uses everyday things that we have all done and makes it funny I really loved the bath one, definitely been there and done that, except I don’t have balls 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@sourest_lem3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure about that
@user-ne8eu9ks3w3 жыл бұрын
That's so true, that is why he is so successful
@sneezywheezy14733 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Just watched this again had me in stitches.
@willowtree6487 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha, yes not quite the most sensitive part on all human bodies! But I appreciate he didn't need to delve into the crude to make the distinction. It must take more effort to not be crass considering the other comedians. Although I do also love Ricky Gervais!
@tomjesty39923 жыл бұрын
Michael is a "SpEciAl ChAraCtEr!"
@thinker62933 жыл бұрын
You need to have at least one number in your password
@Friendship1nmillion3 жыл бұрын
Of Course, So now i'm waiting on an Emoji to be created of Michael MacIntyre *AND* for the chance for it to be {one of the special characters} to be added to my updated passwords. 👏🥳👨💻🔤🔐💻🇦🇺
@canoslo61263 жыл бұрын
I am non-technical married to a computer engineer. With a background in security. Forget what the businesses said, he wanted me to memorize all my passwords, never write them down, and change them all once a month. We only just avoided divorce.
@archiegiarchi85663 жыл бұрын
Yep! That's good password hygiene, but I can admit it's a real pain. The trick is to either use a password manager which will remember your password for you (and also protect against keyloggers) or to make more memorable passwords. The current advice on passwords is to pick three random words with no relation to one another and use that as your password. A password like Blue!Chili!Dino is actually really memorable as it's so weird. It is also hard to crack as it has a high level of randomness or entropy - even automated password cracking tools would likely take many, many years to crack it!
@benlawton54203 жыл бұрын
Writing them down is fine if you keep them safe.
@McBlazington3 жыл бұрын
That's terrible advice. Get a password wallet or safe. It can generate stronger passwords than you can remember, and unique to each website. It's the advice given by experts like Troy Hunt or Bruce Schneier.
@weckar3 жыл бұрын
Changing passwords that often has actually proven to be a bad thing, as statistically it will cause people to pick easier passwords (to remember). But that usually also means they are easier to crack.
@richardclinker8133 жыл бұрын
@@McBlazington The password wallet that your web browser has built in is probably a good bet for most people, but a standalone one like KeePass is probably best.
@aigooandy92143 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked by the password joke LOL
@karlestein3 жыл бұрын
Why is that so true!? That exclamation mark was spot on! XDDD
@wildnfree1013 жыл бұрын
I used to use the number 1, but then I moved to number 9. Try cracking that!
@Catherine.Catherine3 жыл бұрын
Unless you’re bluffing and you’re still using the number 1. Or maybe one of the other 8 available numbers 🤔🤔
@goaway28033 жыл бұрын
I've put the Remind Me on Netflix and I can't wait to be able to watch you repeatedly ad free. Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself Mate
@BothHands13 жыл бұрын
or we put 420. the passwords from when i was 14 all ended in 420. luckily those accounts are long gone. take my neopets account, if you have the desire to crack it with this valuable information! good luck finding the username tho, cuse not even i know it anymore! 🙃🙃😅😅😅
@elizabethmish68913 жыл бұрын
I’ve run across times when I forgot my password and in order to change it you have to enter your password.
@elizabethmish68913 жыл бұрын
The symbol I use is dependent on what I’m signing up for. If it will cost me money it gets $
@mattnorman92153 жыл бұрын
That gives a whole new meaning to the term 'teabagging'
@Matshidiso_3 жыл бұрын
He isn't a comedian, he is a philosopher! 😂
@joannaedssay5988 Жыл бұрын
Gervais is the philosopher.
@lezliedailey31403 жыл бұрын
6:23 the angle of the dangle !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@RExN69003 жыл бұрын
7:00 taking teabagging to the next level
@charlottenicoll40063 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@annemcdermott49233 жыл бұрын
Redhotballlsoff
@anasadel3 жыл бұрын
If I knew about this man before COVID-19, I would sure book a ticket for his show every time I visit London ( which is usually 2 time a year )
@Svedorszag3 жыл бұрын
Apart from the fact that I don’t have balls, that was a very accurate depiction of me trying to take a bath 😂
@user-se8so5hb9g3 жыл бұрын
He never fails to make us laugh 🤣
@lalabyss3 жыл бұрын
Man when I was still in school, we had to change our passwords every semester and I just kept adding another ! at the end to change it 😂
@thinker62933 жыл бұрын
So it was something like "Password1!!!!!!!! " in the end?
@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow91953 жыл бұрын
Oooh now we have these algorithms that don't let your new pwd to match your previous two pwds more than 50%
@dreadsndogs44063 жыл бұрын
Is it just me that thought the last part about the water was, by far, THE BEST?!🤣🤣🤣 I litteraly laughed so hard the dogs found it necessairy to come and check if I was still breathing o.O
@anhphi1003 жыл бұрын
DreadsNDogs me too, I was dying 😂😂
@shurik3nz3463 жыл бұрын
We shall soon find out my friend!
@gingerstorm1013 жыл бұрын
I am coughing so hard from laughing! 😂😂😂🤣
@ct31313 жыл бұрын
I just want one single metal band to call themselves Socks Of Pain.
@islagrace91793 жыл бұрын
Lamo
@valedro3 жыл бұрын
What about a sock company?
@HaHaHaLMFAOtv3 жыл бұрын
What about burning balls?
@JoannaNoelle-se3sq4 ай бұрын
Or Angle of Dangle
@antonialong36753 жыл бұрын
He cracks me up everytime
@MaxBeech3 жыл бұрын
Watched this live - was brilliant! Plus was filmed in London a matter of weeks before lockdown. He made a joke about it being the last large crowd gathering we’d be to in a long time... none of us believed it even then!
@joannaedssay5988 Жыл бұрын
Michael was in the know ahead of the rest of us.
@lolunknown98302 жыл бұрын
The passwords one was soooooooooooooooooo relatable! And then comes the, "you must change your password every 6 months." I swear, I have 77 different variations of my first password
@alisoncooper14212 ай бұрын
I just change the number at the end,. I started with the 1 and am now up to 51,at my age I doubt I'll get to 100 but think there should be a special greeting card from the computer brains trust just as I would get a card from King Charles. The passwords masters always say there is a minimum total number of letters, numbers and characters but is there a maximum, and has it made the Guinness Book of World Records.
@tjlocust3 жыл бұрын
Ok he literally knows my password
@formwebdesign72083 жыл бұрын
He is the best comedian because, to date, I have not heard one foul crude word in anything he has said. He is skilled, expert, and imaginative in detailing his comedic scenarios so elegantly with perfect English. - Wonderful!
@kaylajademarian3 жыл бұрын
you know when you have the same password for everything but sometimes it’s got a capital letter or a ! at the end and then you can’t remember which one has what needs lmaooo
@mandlerparr13 жыл бұрын
once I had the capslock on when making a password, and now I have to try to remember which site has my password, but in opposite case.
@imkuntox2 жыл бұрын
When asked to change my password, I find a new website
@andywalters54003 жыл бұрын
Password: OscarLucas Weak! How dare you, they are my children's names !!
@necklicker123 жыл бұрын
Lucas0scar1 lol
@katelilyx71053 жыл бұрын
No LucosOscar1*
@Scosian3 жыл бұрын
I love his comedy, it’s related to real life tasks and he’s hilarious when describing the step by step process. The fact that he doesn’t swear to get laughs or put others down is highly commendable. He is talented, not like many others who degrade themselves and others for a few laughs.
@Ken.Howard3 жыл бұрын
He has to be the funniest comedian in the world.
@hairyfishcakes3 жыл бұрын
One of them, for sure... very likeable
@marinhrabric61623 жыл бұрын
Naah. He's very good but not the best
@jogolord81223 жыл бұрын
Marin Hrabrić who’s the best?
@marinhrabric61623 жыл бұрын
@@jogolord8122 George Carlin
@swoosho31213 жыл бұрын
How about Jo Koy, They're both equally funny
@seoulv84273 жыл бұрын
I am counting down until it’s finally released. I LOVE his standup. These days it’s videos like his that I’ll binge when I’ve had an absolutely shit day. Like losing a patient. Thank you for posting. Stay safe!!
@alfredhoward31273 жыл бұрын
This is world class
@Mad99773 жыл бұрын
"we shall soon find out my friend" 😂👍
@rachelmongisidi31703 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@gloriapaddock46183 жыл бұрын
I love Michael McIntire, he is hilarious. He makes a joke out of everyday things which I love.🥰🥰🥰🥰
@happyandpositivethoughts12903 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo Michael IS the best!! I watch these clips over and over again and laugh so much every time!
@lindaj713 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. So nice to laugh out loud and relieve the body anxiety.
@hollytheasylumlaborde3 жыл бұрын
Best. Comedian. Ever!!!
@christophgamingandmore3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy. Carr. Is. Better
@Dr_KAP3 жыл бұрын
Christoph Gaming and more no Jimmy Carr wins laughs by saying the crudest things possible- shock factor- McIntyre doesn’t even need to swear to be funny !
@christophgamingandmore3 жыл бұрын
@@Dr_KAP McIntyre does swear actually but Carr is much funnier with it
@Andybarney5553 жыл бұрын
Obvo!!
@sharonclaye13003 жыл бұрын
Agree! Best comedian ever. Totally cracks me up every time probably because I can relate to nearly everything he says hahaha
@SimonBrisbane2 жыл бұрын
I can hear the sobs of a million IT nerds - “I’ve been saying this for years and no one listened, Michael McIntyre says it and suddenly it’s funny. FML!”
@christinegower91773 жыл бұрын
I went through all the seven dwarfs individually before I realised that they weren't the special character they were wanting in my password. 😳
@wumnenwei3 жыл бұрын
Michael M you are amazing, how can you make something sooo mundane so funny. True talent
@sandyt85013 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, So true with this password thing..Thank you Mr Michael, now I know I am not the only one😊
@amyv84163 жыл бұрын
That moment when you learn you're not the only one: Hover paddle! :D
@betwixttales3 жыл бұрын
Here's me, crossing my fingers that this will be launched outside the UK too. I love McIntyre's comedy.
@Sorgesol3 жыл бұрын
Well, I am in Sweden and it is coming to our Netflix... which I will definitly watch.
@ndeoligence83 жыл бұрын
I'm in South Africa and I've also just checked that it's gonna be available... And it will be :-D
@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow91953 жыл бұрын
Netflix Serbia also has it anounced
@juneahernauthor3 жыл бұрын
Now I can start my day, mask 'n' all - laughing all the way....
@sirrykr16792 жыл бұрын
"This is a little hot my friend. Well we shall soon find out." I laughed so much. He is amazing.
@virginiewalter5354 Жыл бұрын
I am French and when I feel horrible I watch one of Michael's videos... he is the best cure ever !
@bobbybob36813 жыл бұрын
oh my word that was funny....
@naadiacloete676 Жыл бұрын
From Cape Town South Africa! I love the humour of this incredible comedian! I sometimes have to pause it, as I'm laughing too much! He is absolutely fantastic!?
@bisma163 жыл бұрын
his screams, though. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ficsha3 жыл бұрын
When you say forgotten password, and then you have to change it. You go through the process and then it says: SORRY YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PREVIOUS PASSWORD......ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
@emeralduk203 жыл бұрын
Right? ! 🤣😂
@Tapio863 жыл бұрын
And then you try to login again instead and it works....and think...was it this one all along or did I in fact just change it?
@gid21033 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cnwang013 жыл бұрын
The exclaimation point was spot on😂
@zanybooboosdad49373 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhhhhhh little more milk Couldn't stop laughing, I almost cried and woke up my sleeping baby girl.. You are one of the legends in comedy, never disappointing..Never. Keep it up MM
@wendyzhang21033 жыл бұрын
The exclamation mark got me...!
@dominika5762 жыл бұрын
OMG!! The password thing is so true!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Soulmanyes3 жыл бұрын
This special is sponsored by: LastPass
@raizereaper46973 жыл бұрын
Literally downloaded that last week
@oliviadaly47953 жыл бұрын
I prefer DashLane myself 😉
@lievenvanloo60113 жыл бұрын
@@oliviadaly4795 I use more than 50 passwords, so Dashlane, or at least the free version, doesn't do it for me.
@cynthias4223 жыл бұрын
I love and appreciate your work! 😂 I fear that I’ve seen too many of the bits from the upcoming special here...but they do make me laugh even a second time! Can’t wait to watch on Netflix!
@adasyed8803 жыл бұрын
The end killed me 😂😂😂
@WintaMussie Жыл бұрын
This man makes me laugh harder than any other comedian😭
@JBG-AjaxzeMedia3 жыл бұрын
that brings a whole new meaning to the term 'tea bagging'
@jacobdeweil35533 жыл бұрын
While some scream "ahh" when touching hot water in the bathtub, there are some among us that sigh contently when getting in hot water.
@cristyb.7755 Жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian!!! : hilarious and funny while staying clean, family friendly, relatable to all, never offensive, all I look for in a comedian!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@Pintorina13 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! 🤣🤣 almost in tears watching this!
@punkprops3 жыл бұрын
Michael sure gives new meaning to the term 'teabagging'...
@fantasticzz45183 жыл бұрын
Omg... I laughed so long and hard that I almost suffocated 😂 best one yet
@willy22563 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love him ❤️
@alicep.c.7443 жыл бұрын
Laughed so much. Michael you are the best.
@rachelmongisidi31703 жыл бұрын
Oh goodness gracious!!! I loled so very hard! He's truly a genius! 😂😂😂😂😂 Angledangle!!!
@sadrakarugendo9313 Жыл бұрын
This happens to me all the time 🤣😂
@decentlysmartforanidiot82843 жыл бұрын
Hilarious1!
@helenduke14033 жыл бұрын
Thank you Michael for the laughs. Especially on my down days. You always bring a smile to my face. Unique comedian
@swellinger2133 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see the full special!
@chantellenew23313 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe 🤣.
@manar53643 жыл бұрын
Why is he describing my password... I feel ✨attacked ✨
@gardengirl2073 жыл бұрын
Laugh so hard I hurt myself 😂😂
@isabeauwolf5623 жыл бұрын
One of my husband's favorite comedians. :) Not gonna lie, I laughed so hard that both my cheeks and my jaw hurts.
@ms4mk3 жыл бұрын
I don’t care what anyone else says, he makes me laugh 😂
@jennynardi81603 жыл бұрын
He is the best and thank you Michael for bringing laughters to my life.
@claytondefreitas41243 жыл бұрын
He’s fantastic
@favoritesme98613 жыл бұрын
Loving the new material! 😂😂😂
@landlice483 жыл бұрын
Love your comedy, and it’s revelations about our lives!
@jackpatterson71103 жыл бұрын
This is so great... favourite comedian by far🤣😭
@lindab83973 жыл бұрын
Michael you always manage to have me in tears , of laughter 👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@emceezenith59523 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. McIntyre, I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. You hit just about every nail on that password joke and I was left in tears of laughter after that bit. I'm also probably change my password right now.. lmao
@citibear573 жыл бұрын
OMG! Michael McIntyre is so darn funny 😂 I had never heard of him before the pandemic.
@oliverkoh82243 жыл бұрын
This is legendarily hilarious!!!
@JustMegan3 жыл бұрын
This is so true with the passwords!
@tiveyhouse3 жыл бұрын
Saw a clip of him on Netflix, now I want more!!!
@camillecali23 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard it hurt. Been watching this guy for the last few days. OMG hysterical. I have found my new happy place
@Bella-ni8zq3 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious 😂😂
@sammyisinthehouse3 жыл бұрын
HERO and a LEGEND also!!!! Best comedian ever!!!!
@Egirl_Slayer3 жыл бұрын
oh my god this is comedy gold 😂
@taglicherirrsinn59263 жыл бұрын
So true
@Torexeon3 жыл бұрын
I love the bath one 😂
@strataMowAU3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic work Michael, Bring it on Netflix!!!!! Cant wait for the 15th
@katiedid18512 жыл бұрын
Wonderful.
@Asa...S3 жыл бұрын
The Brits could just make it a little bit easier on themselves by installing a normal termostate tap which you can set to your preferred temperature, in their tub, instead of having two taps with hot and cold. Or you could just put a termometer in the tub and check that it has the right temperature. I have always had pretty weird passwords, where I mix languages into one word. Like you take a random word from German... Kuddelmuddel and then you mix it with a random word in French...Pamplemousse. Kuddelmuddelpamplemousse and then change all the l to 1 Kudde1mudde1pamp1emousse. And then I just have to remember not to reveal it somewhere. Like on KZbin or something.
@p2seline3 жыл бұрын
😆
@tealrose32483 жыл бұрын
I have a small farm, which means I have animals that have names as well as ear tag numbers. Combine the names and numbers of two goats that were close friends but they both died several years ago, and you have a password that is going to be a challenge to guess. Then I have a password hints file, which will tell me useful things like "Teddy's mother." Well, I guess one of my children might be able to remember who Teddy was and what her mother's name and ear tag number was, but nobody else will. 😬