[YTP] the coq diq is lololutionizing saus

the year is 1985

[@Roadwarior2]

"Frank's a player." "I saw a tight butt that I liked, so I bought it."

[@noisepuppet]

"That's gross. We see it, and we really don't see anything."

[@cordellcox6126]

1:20 the only what factory in the US?

[@FooPanda]

Cordell Cox man seed, aka sperm

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

​​@@noisepuppet "he admits that terrorism is a joint venture of CBS and Sony"

[@richardgadberry8398]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock He admits to building a laser to attack Japan.

[@zacheurittz9865]

"Frank's new passion is coc. For example, classical coc, or rock coc. He feels hceech. Frank is also having trouble finding your coc."

[@coten]

love that Running Up That Hill is getting messed up in the background

[@randykopycinski7]

ndcoten I've tried listening closely to hear Kate Bush's accidentally sentence mixed lyrics, but the main audio makes it difficult.

[@DukeOnkled]

Suddenly topical again, somehow.

[@Tirgo69]

And here I was wondering where I first heard it...

[@yodesly9117]

“This recording of the 1812 Overture has become played out” I mean you’re not wrong

[@michaellechite]

He admits to making a laser to attack Japan

[@poly_g6068]

He admits that terrorism is a joint venture of CBS and Sony.

[@Appleboy78165]

They would burst, or whatever.

[@benjipc5637]

That means Sony is trying to destroy their home country.

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

*_GOOD LORD,_* what is happening _over there!?_

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Floppy dick

[@kultiplexify]

he feels CHEECH

[@mint3465]

Slinky blinky nooky dooky stretch limos

[@jakeorel3406]

1:57 ahahaha

[@SkylabBeats]

yes thx

[@madamantium5547]

Almost every line in this is quotable, one of the tightest YTPs ever made (so I bought it)

[@ryanciesiolka9435]

That Kate Bush song stands out so much now lol

[@thisdumbcat]

Thinking the exact same thing.

[@foolmetwice374]

"They would burst, or uh, or whatever." Nice military strategy there.

[@saintrocketIX]

The Wonderwaffen program in a nutshell.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I had to buy a new car a few months ago. Manufacturers are apparently no longer putting their asses in coqdiq production, so my entire collection of manseeds is now obsolete. Coqdiqs just aren't slinkylinky nookydooky enough anymore.

[@noisepuppet]

They have become played out. Someone should build a laser to attack Japan.

[@PsychicRadroach]

Noisepuppet is the most interesting YTPer in the world. He doesn't always make visual jokes, but when he does, he does them really well. He also prefers SoS sexies.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

stay thirsty my frieirf

[@quitsevensix]

Did anyone else love the next-level frosted mullet on our guy

[@drgustaf2450]

Two tone

[@thecianinator]

He's a player

[@targaghjj]

I bet Frank is a mummified husk today. God I feel old.

[@Pyberspace]

I find it interesting that most cock factories also produce sauce. Maybe they're both made on the same equipment.

[@donttreadonmetal5073]

see the allergy information section on the back.

[@tncorgi92]

Mine produces its own sauce.

[@Mattteus]

So much Kate Bush! (and I own all those albums including the single for Running Up That Hill)

[@sethmorton1856]

Considering its qualalolalola, the coq diq certainly will become a certain part of our certain lives in the certain future. #qualalolalola

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

Woah! Kate Bush running up that hill! Stranger things vibes.

[@noisepuppet]

Love the avatar. The renowned face-acting of LA Noire gets me every time.

[@Pulchism]

me and my sister used to make audio poops on cassette tape when we were 6. You would hold down the pause button to speed up the tape or push it all the way to interrupt while recording music and DJ chatter off the radio. She doesn't remember.

[@chemistryguy]

Ha. I can still hear some stuff I recorded as a kid. Record and erase enough times you'd begin to hear the opposite side of the tape in reverse.

[@Fuzy2K]

I used to have a microcassette recorder that had two speeds. I would record on the slower speed and play it back on the faster speed and make myself sound like a chipmunk.

[@yessumyecrad]

Ha! Me too! It's insane so many experiences are common among the population. I never would have thought we were all goofing around in such parallel ways!

[@chada75]

1:17 Damn, Jizm, Have that hairstyle save some ladies for the rest of us.

[@VicariousReality7]

Keep running up that hill, keep running up to fawk us

[@SesakaGenX]

2:00 digging that dubstep like it's 1985

[@syzygylal8387]

Wise words from Chris at Pioneer. 'Agrugah. lyayl. yatyeeytyay. urrrrrrRRRRRRrRRRrrRRrRRRR.'

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

That's what he gets for riding in a slinkylinky nookydooky stretch limo.

[@bachaddict]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 From manufacturers putting their asses in bumbumbababumbababahahahabababum

[@bmxboxter]

bruh perfect time for recommendations with Stranger Things and Running up That Hill lol

[@trololomosher]

Even Jiss thinks Frank's hair is gross

[@Mike-os3pt]

We miss you, noisepuppet

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks, I miss making these! Will again someday, if I don't drop dead along the way ⌚

[@wilberforce95]

could that plant really produce the sauce? that's amazing.

[@chemistryguy]

I can smell the fidelity.

[@anno0001]

I can fell the smedelity.

[@Phoeeebs]

Actually, that's Frankfrankle's Monster.

[@mariapilargilaragon4979]

Man I can already picture the bit rot for that poor collector bastard

[@ServingOthers99]

Frank Frankle’s hair is so 80s The frickin Permullet

[@Galfrid]

The ULTRA mullet: perm mullet 😳

[@thecianinator]

I've always said CDs were successful in the marketplace because they had hoh sis

[@SpamNapkin]

slinky linky nukie dookie stretch limos

[@1996Coaster]

I'm a limey coq sucker, and I'm offended by this. (Seriously though I'm British and I still think this is funny)

[@129140163]

1:17 “Jizm” 😂

[@targaghjj]

So that's where they produce the saus.

[@HamanKarn567]

Thomas has that story,,, yory. Fantastic!

[@SimonSociopath]

Jism's hair tho

[@natebot321]

They would burst or whatever...

[@SuperSpaceGirlHDTV]

the year is 1985, THIRTY YEARS LATER!

[@spugintrntl]

How did I not see this until now?

[@airplanefreak27]

_F R A N K F R A N K L E_

[@MrWeekendoff]

Just superb! They just keep coming!!! Great work

[@hooblefloob]

I want to meet Tomtotomatomskee.

[@punkthrash1355]

cool poop. the original source is cool too.

[@uberyoutuber3892]

I hope this guy kept that record collection lol. "I collect CD's" yikes...

[@FranFJB]

To Truly Appreciate YTPs. Turn on the CAPTIONS.

[@richardgadberry8398]

1:45 "Floppy dick."

[@legendaryaNdepic]

Cak availability is serious

[@drgustaf2450]

2:07 poor Chris got really nervous

[@veterinarius7646]

2:07 and on hahahaha, I'm in tears XD

[@adamo464]

Frank Frankle disliked this video twice.

[@jonahjohn8080]

He has that story.....ory

[@Feckinghaggis]

vinyl > CD's

[@Feckinghaggis]

fucking stupid past me saying "vinyls" instead of using the actual plural... which is "Vinyl"

[@hackermanack3393]

*Frank Frankly*

[@FooPanda]

What's the original source of this? I'd love to hear the story. I collect coq diqs to this day.

[@kbhasi]

Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKjVhmupYrJgncU

[@experimentalpunk21]

This plant could produce the S A A S

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

I own a lot of CDs pressed in the 80s.

[@noisepuppet]

Any of them delaminating? That's the kind of thing we worry about in my profession. I've always said there's no such thing as an archival digital medium.

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

noisepuppet Not yet. All in pristine shape. And what of this perfect archival medium you alluded to?

[@Fuzy2K]

I only had one CD that did that and it was from my own stupidity. I managed to rip the data layer of a copy of Paul Simon's Graceland by pulling scotch tape off of it. (the reason it had scotch tape on it to begin with is a long, silly story.)

[@DukeOnkled]

@@NotOrdinaryInGames There's a reason people still use tape for archival.

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

@@DukeOnkled Guess so.

[@FooPanda]

Do you happen to have the source of this handy? I've always collected CDs since I got my first CD in 2000. I still hunt down coc diqs at the Goodwill and the store instead of buying them on iTunes.

[@LootFragg]

I read that as a poop when you repeated "CD". You know. I've always collected CDs since I got my first CD in two thousand CD. Deedee. Eee.

[@kbhasi]

Found it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKjVhmupYrJgncU

[@FooPanda]

​@@LootFraggLate replying, but I definitely hear it in my head. Nead.

[@leoverheggen839]

DAH COQ DIQ

[@NathanielByers]

I can't breathe.

[@supersport7.357]

**Classical coq** *Rock coq*

[@magnified111]

WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS???!!!! SHOW YOUR FUCKING SEEELLLFFFFF!!!!

[@noisepuppet]

magnified111 Ha, look at all the thumz down I got on my last video, which I shat out in an hour for my own amusement. It always impresses me that viewers will take the time out of their days to signal their displeasure at the quality of a free audiovisual production that calls itself "Poop." Then there are the kneewalking scum who see it as their duty to leave helpful comments along the lines of "you should be more like DaThings1." Those, I ban and delete. Some days, I am tempted to make no more sentence mixing videos, only jarring, annoying shit that pisses off self-appointed Poop Critics. This is MY fucking channel. BTW I have never thumbed down a YTP in my life. Says Poop right on the fucking tin, so who can complain? Have I mentioned how some days I feel like all of humanity can go fuck itself??

[@magnified111]

noisepuppet Same goes here, I never thumbs down any YTP (or much of anything else)- if I don't like it, I don't watch it-simple as that. As far as people saying who you should be more like, what if DaThings1 decided to start doing all sorts of cock jokes and getting rude with his shit...who would he be trying to be like? Cs188? You? It's so fucking stupid, DaThings1 is good at being HIMSELF, as are you. Cs188 grabs up millions of views, and there are several gems in his repertoire, but I hate to say a lot of his stuff beckons to a wide audience (all the music video poops, etc). Not to say it is bad simply for that, but I appreciate your individuality, and it just so happens to speak directly to my crazy mind. I hope you never get too discouraged by the fools who criticize (and who can't create anything but big stinkies in the toilet) and I hope that those of us who have come to love you and your work can give you enough reason to keep on creating. I think you already know how much your work means to me and my family and I hope you realize that truly, it does brighten and enlighten my life. Hate to always be so serious about fucking YTP's, and I never am with any other pooper...but some days bro, you give me reason to live on another day. Oh, and I think your poops already ARE telling all humanity to go fuck themselves. And lastly, jarring, annoying shit would only please your fans- I mean, most of RumChums shit is jarring and annoying and I fucking love that guy!! p.s. wouldn't "Noisepuppet" be an awesome name for a grindcore band?

[@noisepuppet]

magnified111 Thanks man! Your comments in turn always mean a lot to me.

[@TheSepticFoundry]

noisepuppet Yeah, the most important thing is that you upload what you personally like. My philosophy on poops is that if my friends are laughing, then it's pretty good in my book. They share the same sense of humor I do so they're my litmus test. The critics will always come out at the first hint of something different that you're doing or even if you just make one they didn't like. But for every person that says something about you losing your touch or not being as good as "suchandsuch", you've got a cheerleader like magnified111 that can appreciate the nuances and thought put into each video. Pooping shouldn't be about being the best and it sure as shit isn't about outdoing yourself or someone else each time you come up with a new video. We do this shit pro bono to lighten up our and others' day for 3 minutes at a time. The very nature of our hobby puts us at risk of losing our channel with YT's insane copyright detection machine and ancient Roman policies. If you don't like a particular poop, move along. The main point is that humor is subjective but being an asshole isn't. There's no such thing as a poop critic. You either like a style or particular poop or you don't. End of story.

[@therealwillsmith]

noisepuppet you should be more like DaThings1

[@ProPyroPower]

rofl,genius stuff!

[@saxongreen78]

If my name was Jissom and I was the General Manager of the largest mass seed factory in the land, then I too would probably want to develop some kind of laser to attack Japan...a laser that teleports bulk quantities of the factory's seed upon the heads of the Nipponese as a kind of international bukkake ritual.

[@MrHawkS]

Love it.

[@pbonney]

You're comments now stand at 69. Here is the 70th.

[@adobewanjerkobi]

I love you

[@sergiojurado932]

I love you to

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

Do I hear a song from madonna playing in this ytp?

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

that's Kate Bush, "Running Up That Hill", getting chopped up in the background

[@DiegoAlanTorres96]

isn't coc the laziest word to sentence mix?

[@noisepuppet]

No, saus is. But it's close. At this price I have to crank them out fast to make any money.

[@maniackgb1]

Wait..cock or saus?

[@Circuitssmith]

+maniackgb1 yay.

[@seanmcclure]

0:47 me trying to talk to a girl