[YTP] the coq diq is lololutionizing saus

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noisepuppet

noisepuppet

Күн бұрын

the year is 1985

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@Roadwarior2
@Roadwarior2 9 жыл бұрын
"Frank's a player." "I saw a tight butt that I liked, so I bought it."
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 9 жыл бұрын
"That's gross. We see it, and we really don't see anything."
@cordellcox6126
@cordellcox6126 7 жыл бұрын
1:20 the only what factory in the US?
@FooPanda
@FooPanda 7 жыл бұрын
Cordell Cox man seed, aka sperm
@jeffcarroll1990shock
@jeffcarroll1990shock 3 жыл бұрын
​​@@noisepuppet "he admits that terrorism is a joint venture of CBS and Sony"
@richardgadberry8398
@richardgadberry8398 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffcarroll1990shock He admits to building a laser to attack Japan.
@zacheurittz9865
@zacheurittz9865 5 жыл бұрын
"Frank's new passion is coc. For example, classical coc, or rock coc. He feels hceech. Frank is also having trouble finding your coc."
@coten
@coten 9 жыл бұрын
love that Running Up That Hill is getting messed up in the background
@randykopycinski7
@randykopycinski7 7 жыл бұрын
ndcoten I've tried listening closely to hear Kate Bush's accidentally sentence mixed lyrics, but the main audio makes it difficult.
@DukeOnkled
@DukeOnkled 2 жыл бұрын
Suddenly topical again, somehow.
@Tirgo69
@Tirgo69 2 жыл бұрын
And here I was wondering where I first heard it...
@yodesly9117
@yodesly9117 5 жыл бұрын
“This recording of the 1812 Overture has become played out” I mean you’re not wrong
@michaellechite
@michaellechite 9 жыл бұрын
He admits to making a laser to attack Japan
@poly_g6068
@poly_g6068 9 жыл бұрын
He admits that terrorism is a joint venture of CBS and Sony.
@Appleboy78165
@Appleboy78165 7 жыл бұрын
They would burst, or whatever.
@benjipc5637
@benjipc5637 7 жыл бұрын
That means Sony is trying to destroy their home country.
@steam-powereddolphin5449
@steam-powereddolphin5449 5 жыл бұрын
*_GOOD LORD,_* what is happening _over there!?_
@jeffcarroll1990shock
@jeffcarroll1990shock 5 жыл бұрын
Floppy dick
@kultiplexify
@kultiplexify 9 жыл бұрын
he feels CHEECH
@mint3465
@mint3465 9 жыл бұрын
Slinky blinky nooky dooky stretch limos
@jakeorel3406
@jakeorel3406 5 жыл бұрын
1:57 ahahaha
@SkylabBeats
@SkylabBeats 4 жыл бұрын
yes thx
@madamantium5547
@madamantium5547 2 жыл бұрын
Almost every line in this is quotable, one of the tightest YTPs ever made (so I bought it)
@ryanciesiolka9435
@ryanciesiolka9435 2 жыл бұрын
That Kate Bush song stands out so much now lol
@thisdumbcat
@thisdumbcat 2 жыл бұрын
Thinking the exact same thing.
@foolmetwice374
@foolmetwice374 4 жыл бұрын
"They would burst, or uh, or whatever." Nice military strategy there.
@saintrocketIX
@saintrocketIX 6 ай бұрын
The Wonderwaffen program in a nutshell.
@orlandowordsmith6208
@orlandowordsmith6208 Жыл бұрын
I had to buy a new car a few months ago. Manufacturers are apparently no longer putting their asses in coqdiq production, so my entire collection of manseeds is now obsolete. Coqdiqs just aren't slinkylinky nookydooky enough anymore.
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet Жыл бұрын
They have become played out. Someone should build a laser to attack Japan.
@PsychicRadroach
@PsychicRadroach 8 жыл бұрын
Noisepuppet is the most interesting YTPer in the world. He doesn't always make visual jokes, but when he does, he does them really well. He also prefers SoS sexies.
@orlandowordsmith6208
@orlandowordsmith6208 2 жыл бұрын
stay thirsty my frieirf
@quitsevensix
@quitsevensix 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else love the next-level frosted mullet on our guy
@drgustaf2450
@drgustaf2450 2 жыл бұрын
Two tone
@thecianinator
@thecianinator 2 жыл бұрын
He's a player
@targaghjj
@targaghjj 9 жыл бұрын
I bet Frank is a mummified husk today. God I feel old.
@Pyberspace
@Pyberspace 9 жыл бұрын
I find it interesting that most cock factories also produce sauce. Maybe they're both made on the same equipment.
@donttreadonmetal5073
@donttreadonmetal5073 2 жыл бұрын
see the allergy information section on the back.
@tncorgi92
@tncorgi92 Жыл бұрын
Mine produces its own sauce.
@Mattteus
@Mattteus 8 жыл бұрын
So much Kate Bush! (and I own all those albums including the single for Running Up That Hill)
@sethmorton1856
@sethmorton1856 8 жыл бұрын
Considering its qualalolalola, the coq diq certainly will become a certain part of our certain lives in the certain future. #qualalolalola
@WhatTheHe11isTHAT
@WhatTheHe11isTHAT 2 жыл бұрын
Woah! Kate Bush running up that hill! Stranger things vibes.
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 2 жыл бұрын
Love the avatar. The renowned face-acting of LA Noire gets me every time.
@Pulchism
@Pulchism 9 жыл бұрын
me and my sister used to make audio poops on cassette tape when we were 6. You would hold down the pause button to speed up the tape or push it all the way to interrupt while recording music and DJ chatter off the radio. She doesn't remember.
@chemistryguy
@chemistryguy 9 жыл бұрын
Ha. I can still hear some stuff I recorded as a kid. Record and erase enough times you'd begin to hear the opposite side of the tape in reverse.
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 6 жыл бұрын
I used to have a microcassette recorder that had two speeds. I would record on the slower speed and play it back on the faster speed and make myself sound like a chipmunk.
@yessumyecrad
@yessumyecrad 4 жыл бұрын
Ha! Me too! It's insane so many experiences are common among the population. I never would have thought we were all goofing around in such parallel ways!
@chada75
@chada75 Жыл бұрын
1:17 Damn, Jizm, Have that hairstyle save some ladies for the rest of us.
@VicariousReality7
@VicariousReality7 9 жыл бұрын
Keep running up that hill, keep running up to fawk us
@SesakaGenX
@SesakaGenX 9 жыл бұрын
2:00 digging that dubstep like it's 1985
@syzygylal8387
@syzygylal8387 3 жыл бұрын
Wise words from Chris at Pioneer. 'Agrugah. lyayl. yatyeeytyay. urrrrrrRRRRRRrRRRrrRRrRRRR.'
@orlandowordsmith6208
@orlandowordsmith6208 3 жыл бұрын
That's what he gets for riding in a slinkylinky nookydooky stretch limo.
@bachaddict
@bachaddict 2 жыл бұрын
@@orlandowordsmith6208 From manufacturers putting their asses in bumbumbababumbababahahahabababum
@bmxboxter
@bmxboxter 2 жыл бұрын
bruh perfect time for recommendations with Stranger Things and Running up That Hill lol
@trololomosher
@trololomosher 9 жыл бұрын
Even Jiss thinks Frank's hair is gross
@Mike-os3pt
@Mike-os3pt 4 ай бұрын
We miss you, noisepuppet
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 4 ай бұрын
Thanks, I miss making these! Will again someday, if I don't drop dead along the way ⌚
@wilberforce95
@wilberforce95 9 жыл бұрын
could that plant really produce the sauce? that's amazing.
@chemistryguy
@chemistryguy 9 жыл бұрын
I can smell the fidelity.
@anno0001
@anno0001 3 жыл бұрын
I can fell the smedelity.
@Phoeeebs
@Phoeeebs Жыл бұрын
Actually, that's Frankfrankle's Monster.
@mariapilargilaragon4979
@mariapilargilaragon4979 6 жыл бұрын
Man I can already picture the bit rot for that poor collector bastard
@ServingOthers99
@ServingOthers99 4 жыл бұрын
Frank Frankle’s hair is so 80s The frickin Permullet
@Galfrid
@Galfrid 5 ай бұрын
The ULTRA mullet: perm mullet 😳
@thecianinator
@thecianinator 2 жыл бұрын
I've always said CDs were successful in the marketplace because they had hoh sis
@SpamNapkin
@SpamNapkin Жыл бұрын
slinky linky nukie dookie stretch limos
@1996Coaster
@1996Coaster 9 жыл бұрын
I'm a limey coq sucker, and I'm offended by this. (Seriously though I'm British and I still think this is funny)
@129140163
@129140163 5 жыл бұрын
1:17 “Jizm” 😂
@targaghjj
@targaghjj 9 жыл бұрын
So that's where they produce the saus.
@HamanKarn567
@HamanKarn567 9 жыл бұрын
Thomas has that story,,, yory. Fantastic!
@SimonSociopath
@SimonSociopath 9 жыл бұрын
Jism's hair tho
@natebot321
@natebot321 9 жыл бұрын
They would burst or whatever...
@SuperSpaceGirlHDTV
@SuperSpaceGirlHDTV 9 жыл бұрын
the year is 1985, THIRTY YEARS LATER!
@spugintrntl
@spugintrntl 5 жыл бұрын
How did I not see this until now?
@airplanefreak27
@airplanefreak27 2 жыл бұрын
_F R A N K F R A N K L E_
@MrWeekendoff
@MrWeekendoff 9 жыл бұрын
Just superb! They just keep coming!!! Great work
@hooblefloob
@hooblefloob 9 жыл бұрын
I want to meet Tomtotomatomskee.
@punkthrash1355
@punkthrash1355 7 жыл бұрын
cool poop. the original source is cool too.
@uberyoutuber3892
@uberyoutuber3892 3 жыл бұрын
I hope this guy kept that record collection lol. "I collect CD's" yikes...
@FranFJB
@FranFJB 2 жыл бұрын
To Truly Appreciate YTPs. Turn on the CAPTIONS.
@richardgadberry8398
@richardgadberry8398 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 "Floppy dick."
@legendaryaNdepic
@legendaryaNdepic 2 жыл бұрын
Cak availability is serious
@drgustaf2450
@drgustaf2450 2 жыл бұрын
2:07 poor Chris got really nervous
@veterinarius7646
@veterinarius7646 7 жыл бұрын
2:07 and on hahahaha, I'm in tears XD
@adamo464
@adamo464 9 жыл бұрын
Frank Frankle disliked this video twice.
@jonahjohn8080
@jonahjohn8080 9 жыл бұрын
He has that story.....ory
@Feckinghaggis
@Feckinghaggis 9 жыл бұрын
vinyl > CD's
@Feckinghaggis
@Feckinghaggis 7 жыл бұрын
fucking stupid past me saying "vinyls" instead of using the actual plural... which is "Vinyl"
@hackermanack3393
@hackermanack3393 2 жыл бұрын
*Frank Frankly*
@FooPanda
@FooPanda 9 жыл бұрын
What's the original source of this? I'd love to hear the story. I collect coq diqs to this day.
@kbhasi
@kbhasi 3 жыл бұрын
Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKjVhmupYrJgncU
@experimentalpunk21
@experimentalpunk21 5 жыл бұрын
This plant could produce the S A A S
@NotOrdinaryInGames
@NotOrdinaryInGames 9 жыл бұрын
I own a lot of CDs pressed in the 80s.
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 9 жыл бұрын
Any of them delaminating? That's the kind of thing we worry about in my profession. I've always said there's no such thing as an archival digital medium.
@NotOrdinaryInGames
@NotOrdinaryInGames 9 жыл бұрын
noisepuppet Not yet. All in pristine shape. And what of this perfect archival medium you alluded to?
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 6 жыл бұрын
I only had one CD that did that and it was from my own stupidity. I managed to rip the data layer of a copy of Paul Simon's Graceland by pulling scotch tape off of it. (the reason it had scotch tape on it to begin with is a long, silly story.)
@DukeOnkled
@DukeOnkled 2 жыл бұрын
@@NotOrdinaryInGames There's a reason people still use tape for archival.
@NotOrdinaryInGames
@NotOrdinaryInGames 2 жыл бұрын
@@DukeOnkled Guess so.
@FooPanda
@FooPanda 8 жыл бұрын
Do you happen to have the source of this handy? I've always collected CDs since I got my first CD in 2000. I still hunt down coc diqs at the Goodwill and the store instead of buying them on iTunes.
@LootFragg
@LootFragg 8 жыл бұрын
I read that as a poop when you repeated "CD". You know. I've always collected CDs since I got my first CD in two thousand CD. Deedee. Eee.
@kbhasi
@kbhasi 3 жыл бұрын
Found it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKjVhmupYrJgncU
@FooPanda
@FooPanda 8 ай бұрын
​@@LootFraggLate replying, but I definitely hear it in my head. Nead.
@leoverheggen839
@leoverheggen839 9 жыл бұрын
DAH COQ DIQ
@NathanielByers
@NathanielByers 7 жыл бұрын
I can't breathe.
@supersport7.357
@supersport7.357 5 жыл бұрын
**Classical coq** *Rock coq*
@magnified111
@magnified111 9 жыл бұрын
WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS???!!!! SHOW YOUR FUCKING SEEELLLFFFFF!!!!
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 9 жыл бұрын
magnified111 Ha, look at all the thumz down I got on my last video, which I shat out in an hour for my own amusement. It always impresses me that viewers will take the time out of their days to signal their displeasure at the quality of a free audiovisual production that calls itself "Poop." Then there are the kneewalking scum who see it as their duty to leave helpful comments along the lines of "you should be more like DaThings1." Those, I ban and delete. Some days, I am tempted to make no more sentence mixing videos, only jarring, annoying shit that pisses off self-appointed Poop Critics. This is MY fucking channel. BTW I have never thumbed down a YTP in my life. Says Poop right on the fucking tin, so who can complain? Have I mentioned how some days I feel like all of humanity can go fuck itself??
@magnified111
@magnified111 9 жыл бұрын
noisepuppet Same goes here, I never thumbs down any YTP (or much of anything else)- if I don't like it, I don't watch it-simple as that. As far as people saying who you should be more like, what if DaThings1 decided to start doing all sorts of cock jokes and getting rude with his shit...who would he be trying to be like? Cs188? You? It's so fucking stupid, DaThings1 is good at being HIMSELF, as are you. Cs188 grabs up millions of views, and there are several gems in his repertoire, but I hate to say a lot of his stuff beckons to a wide audience (all the music video poops, etc). Not to say it is bad simply for that, but I appreciate your individuality, and it just so happens to speak directly to my crazy mind. I hope you never get too discouraged by the fools who criticize (and who can't create anything but big stinkies in the toilet) and I hope that those of us who have come to love you and your work can give you enough reason to keep on creating. I think you already know how much your work means to me and my family and I hope you realize that truly, it does brighten and enlighten my life. Hate to always be so serious about fucking YTP's, and I never am with any other pooper...but some days bro, you give me reason to live on another day. Oh, and I think your poops already ARE telling all humanity to go fuck themselves. And lastly, jarring, annoying shit would only please your fans- I mean, most of RumChums shit is jarring and annoying and I fucking love that guy!! p.s. wouldn't "Noisepuppet" be an awesome name for a grindcore band?
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 9 жыл бұрын
magnified111 Thanks man! Your comments in turn always mean a lot to me.
@TheSepticFoundry
@TheSepticFoundry 9 жыл бұрын
noisepuppet Yeah, the most important thing is that you upload what you personally like. My philosophy on poops is that if my friends are laughing, then it's pretty good in my book. They share the same sense of humor I do so they're my litmus test. The critics will always come out at the first hint of something different that you're doing or even if you just make one they didn't like. But for every person that says something about you losing your touch or not being as good as "suchandsuch", you've got a cheerleader like magnified111 that can appreciate the nuances and thought put into each video. Pooping shouldn't be about being the best and it sure as shit isn't about outdoing yourself or someone else each time you come up with a new video. We do this shit pro bono to lighten up our and others' day for 3 minutes at a time. The very nature of our hobby puts us at risk of losing our channel with YT's insane copyright detection machine and ancient Roman policies. If you don't like a particular poop, move along. The main point is that humor is subjective but being an asshole isn't. There's no such thing as a poop critic. You either like a style or particular poop or you don't. End of story.
@therealwillsmith
@therealwillsmith 9 жыл бұрын
noisepuppet you should be more like DaThings1
@ProPyroPower
@ProPyroPower 9 жыл бұрын
rofl,genius stuff!
@saxongreen78
@saxongreen78 2 жыл бұрын
If my name was Jissom and I was the General Manager of the largest mass seed factory in the land, then I too would probably want to develop some kind of laser to attack Japan...a laser that teleports bulk quantities of the factory's seed upon the heads of the Nipponese as a kind of international bukkake ritual.
@MrHawkS
@MrHawkS 9 жыл бұрын
Love it.
@pbonney
@pbonney 9 жыл бұрын
You're comments now stand at 69. Here is the 70th.
@adobewanjerkobi
@adobewanjerkobi 9 жыл бұрын
I love you
@sergiojurado932
@sergiojurado932 9 жыл бұрын
I love you to
@jonahabenhaim1223
@jonahabenhaim1223 6 жыл бұрын
Do I hear a song from madonna playing in this ytp?
@orlandowordsmith6208
@orlandowordsmith6208 2 жыл бұрын
that's Kate Bush, "Running Up That Hill", getting chopped up in the background
@DiegoAlanTorres96
@DiegoAlanTorres96 9 жыл бұрын
isn't coc the laziest word to sentence mix?
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 9 жыл бұрын
No, saus is. But it's close. At this price I have to crank them out fast to make any money.
@maniackgb1
@maniackgb1 9 жыл бұрын
Wait..cock or saus?
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 8 жыл бұрын
+maniackgb1 yay.
@seanmcclure
@seanmcclure Ай бұрын
0:47 me trying to talk to a girl
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