This has aged... rather funnily now.

Yesterday i was stuck watching very long cutscene (in the dungeon where you save the Sylph elder) and when i was done the party had already beaten the spider boss. I was the HEALER. That spider must be easy AF

Just a wear a big ass hat. Problem solved.

For some reason, it always bothers me when people think you can critically succeed or fail ability checks. I know it shouldn't bother me, but it always does for some reason. I'm a sad lonely person.

i think one of the worst parts about that part is we still never directly told her if the journey was worth it

If you don't wait for a sprout to finish watching their cutscene i hope Zenos backhands you.

The best part of this is the voice acting is only held back by the mics.

oh no, this is too real

"That is a natural 1, for a total of 23." "Well that beats the DC of 18, so yeah he lets you past." "Oh wait, I'm an eloquence bard. Make that a 32." "You already passed..."

I’d say you have permanent disadvantage on everything after shitting your pants

"You're alone. Good."

The feather things is so real when you don’t do the freaking rotation right 😂

Pst, pst, come here. There's a secret mechanic called saving throws, that deal half damage on a success. Or magic missile.

"Healer Adjust"

My favorite part is when he said ITS REAPIN TIME and reaped all over the place.

get rekt by piggo.

Not a problem for me, if i use max tenacity then i will automatically become the co tank due to doing less DPS

That feeling when you make the rez that saves the run then the RDM gets credit for it. Like I know they floated the idea of removing rez from SMN(And frankly if they did I think I might consider dropping the class.) but frankly I think they should double down on the support abilities. If they are gonna make SMN play like a Ranged DPS the least they could do is kit them out like one.

Im just saying, those heals come in cluch, one time during a dungeon we had a healer bail on us, cus we messed up a big pull( i e me), and from then on i only had my summoner to sustain me. Beating that dungeon felt way better than it should have. Guy was the goat.

explaining the block chain,through 5e mechanics: noiyce...

That's precisely what happened to me with the Dun Scaith Raid, I really wanted the minion of the final boss, always being a healer it was not an easy task, I played incredible games without receiving any mark of cumulative damage, reviving everyone who died in the First Boss, helping heal the Main Tank in the second phase Diabolos stage, and even then a random that died 40 times took the minion, finally after 23 raids I was able to get the minion and now I never take it off (by the way, since I I know that raid by heart, I still do it because I love that raid and I want to continue seeing the people who come in for the first time die thrown off the cliff by the first boss or move on the red floor of the 2nd boss or the Ping Pong effect that the spheres make on the boss Diabolos ;))) )

The PoS in my raids gets the loot EVERY. TIME.

That moment when I choked laughing as a viera with dancer as my main class, THIS IS SO TRUE???

I remember meeting a max height Elezen as a medium height Au ra earlier on. When I clicked them while close up my character was basically looking straight up

You can't even do that (swiftcasting Garuda, as far as I know). Also, the fact htat you would waste the opportunity to swiftcast res the healer and tell them to stop slacking on the job... For shame.

It's not paranoia if you're right. That fart could've burnt the tent down if the Ranger hadn't woken up to be sure. CONSTANT VIGILANCE. And coffee. There is no sleep. (This is a joke.)

Quicker explanation: The bard is trying to design "dad jokes," or puns that are cringe-worthy. He's testing the jokes on the paladin because paladins are typically the party "dads." Vicious Mockery does psychic damage, also known as "cringe" damage. A joke that the paladin (aka surrogate dad) likes is viable for Vicious Mockery.

The but why is killing me

that dragon turned into trazyn from 40k

"2 of you can do that?" The full spell-caster party: no :)

I would have dotted the boss long before their conversation finished :)

Brian Griffin felt this.

So this is why I never get Dance Partnered as the Samurai in the Raid with the Highest iLvl and being the only person who cleared the fight to help the random PF groups out :/ ...... They never Dance Partner the Lala DX !! I literally have not messed up a single mechanic in all the pulls while typeweaving shotcalls + cracking coffee and Kaiten copium jokes DX< !! ( Sobs to my Training Dummy for hours ) I will be worth it DX< (Midare Setsugekka!) I will be worth it Q__Q; 1 day!! (Midare Setsugekka) I WILL BE WORTH IT DX !! (Sips Coffee aggressively) HMMM!!

If someone pulls a wave before the tank does, it just means they wanna try their hand at tanking this pull. I'm happy to let them ^^

It's been 3 years. Ever plan on continuing this?

Should’ve saved one of those darts for a persuasion roll lol

The static I used to play with would get mad at me for rezing so I learned to not do it….. slowly relearning that I have that spell 😂

Baby Warlock? Is that you? Guess he's switched to FF14 till Wizards of the Coast get their act together.

Dispel debuffs plz

For the past 2 week, every time I go to Limsa, I see a pair of Miqote lesbians and a buff Moogle. And everytime, it makes me more and more irate

Lol

I despise current summoner. The old pet-centric summoner had so much potential and room for expansion. They could flesh out the pet management as Arcanist and made SMN all about preping for the big summons

God this reminds me of getting pulled into a lvl 50 dungeon and i realize after wall to wall pulling that the white mage is only casting cure 1 so i have to blow every cd to survive after i ask him after why he didnt use cure 2 and he said because freecure didnt proc i tried to explane that you dont need freecure to use cure 2 and when the tank is at 5% hp you probably should care about the mp cost lucid dreaming will make up for your mp loss he responded your a tank you dont know how to play healer as i looked at my lvl 90 whm sch ast and 80 sage yes i dont know how to play healer .... had to slow pull the rest of the dungeon also as a bonus the final boss ignored agro and just attacked areas with like 15 sec wind-up time and the whm died in it and blamed me the 2 other dps apologized that i had to deal with that healer sense he was their friend god i hate low level content sometimes

"The good news is that he's good at wall-to-wall pulls. The bad news is that he's ONLY good at wall-to-wall pulls."

Psh, that's what the bard has Warden's Paean for.

On my very first ever solo POTD run, I made it to floor 100 and only lost because I forgot how the boss's unique mechanic basically REQUIRES you to use poms of resolution and never tells you that. .... I then spent the next five or six runs dying well before then, to luring traps, to lag spikes, to listening too much to background youtube videos and getting ambushed from behind by patrols.... just on and on. It's been incredibly frustrating, not gonna lie! A couple nights ago with a friend in Eureka Orthos took the cake, though: Engaged a mob with a self-destruct mechanic, so we were watching it like hawks. Since we weren't paying enough attention to other things, we then got hit from behind by a patrolling Bast, which used its Scythe Tail. The knockback from the scythe sent us forward, into the room.... where we collided with a land mine. The bast then used its followup Leap attack to one-shot us. Deep Dungeons, everybody!

Treasure maps! Oh yeah baby it's about the money lalaman! Let's go money let's go market board cornering AUUUUGGGGHHHH YEEEAAAAHHH!

What Do You Think This Is WOW!

I use swift cast on bio

And this is why warriors exist 😂