my first dark urge playthrough I was planning on romancing Halsin, but my "favorite companion" at the time was Karlach, so I got her scene, which can work well even without romance. On one hand, kinda bummed there wasn't a scene with Halsin, on the other, happy that I didn't got this with Withers.

Karlach i just a hige demon kindergarten teacher 😂

Minthara is HER

Every character is just so great. What a fucking masterpiece.

I was pretty bummed out when my game glitched this entire dialogue out. I redid it two more times trying to get it but it just kept on glitching out.

Fuck yea I get an evil dobby

Gale's delivery makes me think of that cat that set it's tail on fire and was just chilling. "Oh, my that seems inconvenient, probably best to cease being on fire"

Why didn’t you do the Will choices.

Karlach one was the funniest.

Why is he mewing?

Alternative Title: Astarion kinkshames you

omg what an awful playthough.. I feel like I just woke up from a nightmare 😭 astariiiiiiiiii

Good luck with unlocking difficult chests and sneaking around moron

1:56 imagine being the other party members trying to sleep while the party leader is foaming at the mouth tied up and karlach is just yelling lol

To be fair this is the sanest recation I saw. "Can I trust you or will I have to put you down?"

I could never. The first line even made me sad. Couldn’t even watch the full clip 😬

i knew this would hurt and i clicked anyway

LMFAO Karlach really said "No honey you wouldn't like it, it's spicy"

Wyll gentle parenting Tav

gale ijbol

Woke garbage 💩

Btw if you kill astarion immediately with a stake when he tries to bite you, all of these people are like "BYE"

I love how the living nuclear bomb, shar worshiper, and psychic murderous space orc FINALLY found their moral compass. Karlach and Wyll get to speak. Shadowheart, Gale, and Lae can stfu

This was really hard to watch. I had to almost force myself to keep going and it wasn’t a fun ride.

I wish we got to see more of his siblings. Two of them didn't even get any cutscene dialogue lol

Dragon age veilguard reaction:

3:23 i am only slightly ashamed to admit that hearing Astarion speak the mephit language did something to me lmaoo

Honestly, the number of unique dialogues hidden in this game continues to impress me

"you treacherous little worm" says the guy who tries to kill you at camp in act 1

lol become a campire much better than a bhaalspawn

Duck billed looking ass fake Paladin 😂

Мы Веном ! нет Мы Баал!

How much Strength does Gandrel have? Because that is a world-class left hook.

0:12 Sans

All those voice cracks make it even better.

Astarion and his trauma bonding coming through in all its sad scale

Halsin: Basically says he loved Nature first lmao.

Astarion: lol I dare you Tav/Durge: bet Astarion: NO HOLD ON IM KIDDING

whenever i do a Bhallspawn run I always have Minsc kill jaheria it just fits so well

This is why I killed her off on sight on my evil durge playthrough cause making her angry hurts

Karlach's voice shakes when she says it doesn't scare her, I love her so much

It was worth it

I could NEVER turn in my traumatized baby 😢

I'm glad that every single time I played the durge I never got the opportunity to hear Karlach's sincere disappointment in him. That stings.

theres a slayer amongus??? i couldn't say this with a straight face let alone heartbreak

“Do you have any other chaos you need to unleash?” Hahahahaha this game is amazing. Truly wonderful compelling characters and player choice. I also like a lot how of you romance him, Astarion opens up about his trauma, and if helped to make the right choice for him and abandon the idea of the ritual, then the amount of self actualization is outstanding. The first hug compared to the last hug (spawn Astarion) is beautiful. At first he’s hesitant, but it’s clear that he grows to trust. Wonderful.

5:47 I've never seen you need to roll 0. I wonder what happens if you get a nat 1. Would it fail since nat 1 always fails, or woulf it succeed since its over 0?

Astarion be like WAAAGHHH

I feel like lae’zel, gale and wyll should betray you at this point it’d make the choice even more heavy and align with their dialogue

Everyone: wakes horny You: .... Everyone: 👁️👄👁️