Life saver. Idk how the lnat works but I need it for Glasgow entry 😭😭

Very interesting

Great video

watched you since you were studying in Bristol back when i was getting GCSEs, now i’ve graduated from my law degree, moved out, and got a new job in a new career field. you’re motivating on so many levels for so many people

"Let's see how we can match energy in a video. Describing it as chaotic won't do it justice-you get it because... someone will get it!" "Today is the day of the British general elections, and people are heading to the polls to cast their votes. There are some interesting candidates out there, like Count Binface and AI Steve, which most people might know about. Good luck out there to both of these projects! Don't forget to vote! In other news, setting up a parliament in Ukraine-during background checks, more than 50% of the people in parliament have UK qualifications or have received different degrees from the UK. I'm looking at this massive land grab and administration being heavily influenced to address the needs of future business partnerships. Perhaps it will succeed and be fair; perhaps it will set up people in the right places only to do business with a handful of companies. Your boy is out!"

gonna be a hater here but wow, terrible reaction. You don't even bother checking the series to know that it's satire, and that those people aren't actually dancing in a bar exam. also, the show is set in US, which you don't know because you don't bother checking the show at all, and law in US is widely different compared to law in other countries. and the whole "law is prestigious and safe" is a thing in many countries in the world. Asian parents even have a fucking trope about how they want to marry lawyers/doctors because those are the only respectable careers. To not even know such a simple thing is disappointing. anw, terrible reaction with little knowledge of anything related to the show, why bother doing this video at all? Oh yeah, for the clicks and views.

Storytelling-what is it? Is it fiction or non-fiction? Linear storytelling? One might find himself trying to explain what those two girls in a music video were talking about: t.A.T.u. - 'Not Gonna Get Us.' Carbon hydrate exports from Russia triggered two girls' love for each other-Ukraine and Russia! What we were talking about got me carried away, picturing a roadbed and two women with dark and blonde hair trying to make this night something to be remembered! Nominated, the album was certified platinum by the IFPI for one million copies sold in Europe and became the first album by a foreign group to reach number one in Japan. Once again, two women making it harder for a man to break in, with big round plump balls calling the shots! Surface-level issues-male prejudices when bringing more attention to an underlying male-predominant society of women who do like other women!

Great authenticity, loving your work! ⚖

"Warning - explicit text. Ask your parents for permission to read it, or ask them what it means!" "Your boy has been up there, reading up on things! At least we do not live in America, where during presidential debates, one is calling the other fat, and in return, he replies about how bad the other is at sports when playing golf! Let's come back to the UK and take a look at a new tax: The Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) is improving London's air quality, benefiting public health, and helping to combat climate change. Let me rephrase and package this differently. According to Urban Dictionary: 'ass, gas, or grass.' "Would you like to pay a tax for air? And if so, how would you pay it?" ass, gas, or grass? She begins to exit the car."

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This is how downhill things have been going. Your boy is about to watch a debate-not the American presidential debate, not the French elections. Here we go, I'm about to say it-the UK elections! This is how boring things are getting! Next time I'm about to make love to a lovely lady who is facing away ideally on all fours, this time I'm the captain and I will ask her where to stick it.

John, the night shift worker, walked into the factory with a smile on his face. It was 10 PM, and he was ready to start his shift. He clocked in, the punch of the time clock echoing in the quiet room. As he walked to his station, he saw his co-workers looking tired and bored. Wanting to lift their spirits, John decided to tell a few jokes. “Hey everyone, why don’t scientists trust atoms?” John asked, pausing for effect. “Because they make up everything!” Feeling encouraged, he continued, “What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!” “One more for you,” John said with a grin. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! The shift went by quickly, with everyone in better spirits thanks to John’s jokes. As his shift came to an end, John walked back to the time clock. He clocked out, the punch of the clock marking the end of his shift.

You are my favourite human. I love you unconditionally 😂

Today, I was watching a video about a man who decided he likes trees so much that he studied to become a tree doctor-if that’s a politically correct term. He spent two years learning about leaves, different types of trees, and all the things a man in his position would need to know! In the third year, his journey took a turn where he had to learn about finance and how to measure the price by weight and the space trees occupy. That was the breaking point where the video snapped into a short clip of trees being cut down for profit! Just watching this hipster will make you want to take a shower and stop eating avocado toast! Where are we going with this constant need for capital? Was he right, or were the forces at play trying to say something? They do pay more in London!

Viewer Discretion is Advised: What difference does it make if it's just another day chasing ghosts? Let's give it a shot - we're at the starting line! Or should we both cross Emma Watson off our to-do list? Just warming up! Drinks at my place - you're trying to make me laugh when I'm trying to take your t-shirt off - end up pulling my jeans off when it keeps getting stuck. An issue with massive balls - there’s no way you don’t like men - just saying! Is that too much? Okay, let's keep going! A woman has to be better at pleasuring another woman - facts. Why would a man kick girlfriends girlfriend out of bed? You might make girlfriend jealous but not necessarily kick her out. These lipstick girls have an interesting dynamic going between them always - cracks me up, seeing who is more superior - can't show any weakness! But let me be the judge of that - if you know what I mean!

There is so much to learn today, particularly about the UK energy strategy and different industries that are very energy-intensive. One of those industries is chemical production. Usually, it would be overlooked, but Japan has paid a lot of attention to chemical industry development. Germany recently invested a lot in this industry in China for those who pay attention. Additionally, there is a person making massive accomplishments in the industry here in the UK: Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Side note - I guess we need to speak about this now: it’s about self-love. In other words, be honest-how many compliments have you been receiving from brothers recently? That should be a red flag to get your thick, chunky things and perky titties in the gym.

Howdy Hawk Tuah Girl', I reckon you're wonderin' how things are goin' on my end. Well, I'm sittin' here in this ol' bunker, thinkin' 'bout what's right and what's gotta be done. It ain't easy, I'll tell ya that much. But ya know what keeps me goin'? Thinkin' 'bout you, my love back home on Fifth Street. Imaginin' you there, with that smile that could light up the whole darn town. It gives me strength, knowin' you're safe and sound, even when things ain't so clear - You know how to get me all hot and sweaty. - Hawk Tuah! I miss ya like the desert misses the rain, darlin'. Every night under these stars, I find myself wishin' I could hold ya close and tell ya how much you mean to me. There ain't no distance in this world that can change that. I promise I'm doin' my best out here. It's tough, but knowin' you're waitin' for me back in Texas keeps me pushin' forward. Hold onto that thought, my love my Hawk Tuah Girl. Until I'm back in your arms, Hawk Tuah Girl!

Let's set the stage when we are talking about great music - there was some iconic music back in the old days! And we are talking about the good old American band Limp Bizkit - "My Generation." My Generation Limp Bizkit EXPLICIT If only we could fly Limp Bizkit style John Otto Take 'em to the Mathews Bridge Can you feel it? My g-g-generation Get up, my g-g-generation Are you ready? Do you know where you are? no but - Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun testifies before Senate committee on safety issues - 18/06/2024 Maybe he can explain about people who can't fly for whatever reason! Welcome to the jungle, punk Take a look around It's Limp Bizkit, f- up your town (yeah) We downloaded the Shockwave For all the ladies in the cave to get your groove on And maybe I'm the one who flew over the cuckoo's nest Well, guess who's next? (Who?) Generation X, generation strange Sun don't even shine through our window pane What is crypto trading? Let's hear it from .... ‘This Company Was Uniquely Positioned to Fail:’ FTX Group CEO John Ray Testimony 18/06/2024 So go ahead and talk- (sh-sh-sh-sh) Talk sh- about me And go ahead and talk- (sh-sh-sh-sh) About my g-g-generation 'Cause we don't, don't give a f-, and We won't ever give a f-, until you You give a f- about me And my generation Go after America's ex-president because of what? He paid for sex with a porn star? No, but he was looking to cook the books to keep her quiet! Oversight of the U.S. Department of Justice - Attorney General Garland 5/06/2024 Hey kid, take my advice You don't want to step into a big pile of sh- Captain's drunk, your world is Titanic Floating on the funk, so get your groove on And maybe I am just a little f- up Life's just a little f- up Generation X, generation strange Sun don't even shine through our window pane So far, the British Parliament or committee hearings- was too much of the 'library' session on the energy of this song - no comment on that.

Please, do a longer version of this video!!!

Dear Diary, I'm up here. Your boy is fighting on all levels-from women who pretend they don't understand my indirect offers to customers and better sales strategies when making sales, to fighting community leaders and politicians who are doing their best to keep it under the radar - contract agreements! Dear Diary, your boy is up there-I was forced to read due to the political climate-Minecraft-which, due to typing errors, ended up being Mein Kampf. What can I say, the big man had some great ideas! Complemented British politics, by the way, which is kind of interesting! Anyway, I have to go now. Only six million, if you know what I mean! Take care.

Hey could you tell us about possible llm options in uk unis for international students especially aiming for litigation and disputes team

From personal experiences - what life is like moving to the UK from a sunny country that has four different seasons. A wide perspective and what to be consider regarding balanced weather! It's a safe place; we are here for you! If there is no sun and only rain and clouds for an extended period, it can have several effects on the human body and mind. Vitamin D Deficiency Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) Sleep Disruptions Mood and Health Physical Health Issues Reduced Serotonin Levels There are two options: just saying you might be just horny all the time, looking to increase your odds up there in the marketplace! Or - you're just looking, deprived of sun, waiting for the bloody rain to stop, hallucinating and waiting for rainbows. In that aspect, many people can relate here in the UK!

The Coffee Run: It was an ordinary Wednesday morning at biscuit Innovations, with the team buried under a critical project and a looming deadline. The air was thick with stress and the faint whirr of computer fans. Amid the humdrum, a hero was about to emerge. Applegate, the junior developer, saw the exhaustion in her colleagues' eyes. They needed a lifeline-a burst of energy. They needed coffee. "Alright, team," Applegate declared, pushing back her chair. "I’m going on a coffee run." A murmur of gratitude rippled through the room as Applegate jotted down complex orders: double shot espresso with almond milk, half-caf soy latte with cinnamon, venti caramel macchiato with extra foam. The list grew, a daunting challenge. With the order sheet in hand, Applegate set off. The nearest coffee shop, Brewed Awakening, was three minutes away. She navigated crowded pavements, dodging commuters and cyclists, laser-focused on her mission. As she walked, Applegate couldn’t help but think of the unofficial office ritual she had stumbled upon when she first started: the Coffee Club. The first rule of Coffee Club: You do not talk about Coffee Club. The second rule of Coffee Club: You do not talk about Coffee Club. The third rule of Coffee Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the coffee run is over. The fourth rule: Only one person to a coffee run. The fifth rule: One coffee run at a time, fellas. The sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes-wait, that’s for the beach. The sixth rule: Orders will go on as long as they have to. The seventh rule: If this is your first night at Coffee Club, you have to do the coffee run. At the coffee shop, the queue snaked around the interior. Time was ticking. Applegate rehearsed the complex order as she waited. Minutes turned into an eternity. Finally, she reached the counter and rattled off the list. The barista nodded and set to work. Applegate balanced the tray with surgical precision, knowing one misstep could spell disaster. On her way back, a sudden downpour erupted. Applegate darted for cover, protecting the precious drinks. She made it to the office, dripping but triumphant. The lift ride felt like a journey to the moon, each floor passing slower than the last. The doors opened to eager faces. She distributed the drinks, each one received with sighs of relief and thanks. The atmosphere shifted, the caffeine infusion sparking renewed energy and camaraderie. The team rallied, spirits lifted, ready to tackle the project with fresh vigour. As Applegate settled back into her seat, a small smile played on her lips. The coffee run, once a simple errand, had become a quest of epic proportions. She had faced the odds and emerged victorious, a silent hero in the workplace saga. If you forget the first rule, always remember the second rule of the coffee club: keep your head in the game, stay dangerous, the barista is watching! But this was just the beginning! shhhsss!

It's your boy Big Banana here! Step aside, boys. Let me show you how it's done! High on some of the good Cornish stuff! Losing my shore - that's an inside joke, don't worry! There was an article published in the news two days ago. Someone is looking to push up the price. Before slicing up this cherry donut, let's take a look at what we have on the table. Let's see if we can come into these contracts and bump up the price a little for our American friends! Concerns raised about American company that could take on Cornwall's airport - Cornwall Council owns and operates Cornwall Airport Newquay and manages the wider estate, which includes Aerohub Business Park, the Spaceport, Kernow Solar Park and 200 acres of undeveloped land. The airport served 440,000 passengers in 2023/24 and brings in around £72m to the Cornish economy annually. uk.news.yahoo.com/concerns-raised-american-company-could-085418291.html Or just to make things more interesting for the readers, let's take a look at this contract as "Sleeping Beauty" Someone told me this girl has legal background, but it's complicated. Anyway, let's not make it too difficult to understand for people who do not actively practice being solicitors. Plot Summary: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess is born in a kingdom ( Cornwall’s Newquay airport) . Her parents host a grand celebration and invite wise fairies (American company) to bless the child . However, an evil fairy who wasn't invited curses the princess (I guess that's us-looking to make a counter offer to pump up the price.) : on her sixteenth birthday, she will prick her finger on a spindle and die. (UK leaving the EU - seeking transatlantic partnerships) A good fairy modifies the curse so that instead of dying, the princess and the entire kingdom will fall into a deep sleep for a hundred years, until awakened by a prince's kiss. To protect their daughter, the king and queen ban all spinning wheels and spindles from the kingdom (Making it difficult for outsiders-something to be defined as critical infrastructure) . Despite their efforts, on the princess's sixteenth birthday, she discovers an old woman spinning in a secluded tower of the castle. Curious, the princess tries to use the spindle but pricks her finger and falls into a deep sleep, along with the rest of the kingdom. (Due to big anonymous bidders potentially seeking to increase prices for America's contracts, all contracts are to be reconsidered) Years pass, and a dense forest grows around the castle, (Cornwall’s Newquay airport) concealing it from the outside world. Eventually, a prince learns of the castle and the sleeping princess. With the help of good fairies, he battles through the forest, (Our American friends, find out about anonymous bidders allegedly increasing prices.) overcomes obstacles, and finally reaches the castle. Overcome by her beauty, he kisses the princess, breaking the curse. The princess and the entire kingdom awaken, and they celebrate joyously. "The story of 'Sleeping Beauty' explores themes such as the power of love and the triumph of good over evil. One is left to wonder why this information would be publicly discussed for any reason other than to increase prices for America's. Our friends operating within this system, playing the game, leave many questions unanswered. The mystery surrounds the hero of our story, who allegedly hasn't done anything wrong."

Let's begin with a disclaimer: What is a naked body? In the fifth-grade biology class, on page 19, there is a naked woman next to a naked man! So far, completely normal! When you have an Art teacher expanding on this by sharing her views, explaining the need to come back home, take all clothes off, and stand in front of the mirror to reflect on the naked body, things are getting slightly weird! Where will we draw the line? Will we draw a line for people negatively affected in cases of non-consensual intimate image abuse, like Georgia Harrison in the Women and Equalities Committee? She is fighting for asking for permission first before sharing art of a woman's naked body, I guess! Since it's not art, it's just like graffiti on the wall and should be kept behind closed doors! Now, since we acknowledge women's issues, we would like to invite you, Eve. "I'm not smart enough to be a lawyer." You can always be a stripper; just be proud of what you do! Myself, I would clap if both of my hands were free!

"How to set healthy boundaries with a woman you just met?" Know Your Limits Communicate Clearly Respect Their Boundaries Be Assertive Set Clear Expectations Watch for Red Flags: Take Your Time: Listen to Your Gut Hey, babe. I don't want to pressure you, and I know you are Lebanese, but let me break some of that cherry pie starting with my fingertips! Let's keep it like an espresso shot - strong, short, and hot! You got the goods, I've got sweet equity to improve this asset! My place at 8?

It's your boy coming in hot, going in raw and unfiltered-with a temple of an interesting structure! Not every blind person can see, so one of the songs had to be British! Some might like it, others might eat my shorts-with a nineties reference! Setting: A cozy living room with soft lighting, comfortable furniture, and a few personal items scattered around. There are photos of family and friends on the walls and shelves, indicating a lived-in and warm environment. Characters: Woman (Emily): Mid-30s, compassionate and supportive, dressed in casual but neat clothes. Man (John): Early 40s, visibly tired and grieving, wearing slightly rumpled clothes. Scene: Emily is sitting on the couch, holding a mug of tea. John is pacing back and forth, looking distraught. Emily: (Gently) John, why don't you sit down for a moment? John: (Stops pacing, but doesn't sit) I just... I can't believe she's gone. (Shakes his head) It doesn't feel real. Emily: (Nods) I know. It's hard to accept. Denial is a natural part of the process. John finally sits down, still looking restless. John: (Voice rising) It's not fair, Emily. She was so full of life. Why did this have to happen to her? (Clenches his fists) Emily: (Sighs) Anger is normal too, John. It's okay to feel that way. John takes a deep breath, trying to calm down. He looks at a photo of his late wife on the coffee table. John: (Softer) I keep thinking... if only we had gone to the doctor sooner. Maybe we could have done something. (Tears well up in his eyes) Emily: (Leans forward) It's natural to think about what could have been different. But we can't change the past. We can only move forward. John wipes his eyes and tries to smile. John: (Attempting to lighten the mood) You know, she would have laughed at us right now, sitting here all serious. Remember that time at the lake? She convinced us to try paddleboarding and we both fell in within seconds. She laughed so hard she could barely stand. Emily chuckles, a small smile forming on her lips. Emily: (Nods) Yeah, she had that infectious laugh. She always knew how to make us smile, even in the worst times. The room falls into a comfortable silence for a moment, both lost in their memories. John: (Stands up) I think I'm going to head out for a bit. I need some fresh air. Emily: (Understanding) Take your time, John. We're here for you whenever you need us. John heads to the door, pausing as he reaches for the handle. author: The stages of grief, often referred to as the Kübler-Ross model, were originally introduced by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross in her 1969 book "On Death and Dying." These stages are commonly described in five parts, though it's important to note that people may experience these stages in different orders, or even revisit certain stages multiple times. The stages are: 1. Denial: I met this chick and she just moved Right up the block from me And uh, she got the hots for me The finest thing my hood done seen But oh no, oh no She got a man and a son though But that's okay 'cause I Wait for my cue and just listen, play my position Like a shortstop, pick up everything mami hittin' And in no time, I plan to make this one here mine And that's for sure 'cause I Dilemma Nelly 2. Anger: Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me Breathe into me and make me real, bring (bring) me (me) to life (Wake me up) wake me up inside (I can't wake up), wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) bid my blood to run (I can't wake up) before I come undone (Save me) save me from the nothing I've become Bring me to life I've been livin' a lie There's nothing inside Bring me to life Bring Me To Life Evanescence 3. Bargaining: You waited this long now stop debating 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me Eminem "Without Me" 4. Depression: Yeah, I woke up in the middle of the night And I noticed my girl wasn't by my side Coulda sworn I was dreamin' for her I was feenin' so I had to take a little ride Backtracking over these few years Tryin' ta figure out what I do to make it go bad 'Cause ever since my girl left me My whole life came crashing and I'm so Lonely (so lonely) Lonely Akon 5. Acceptance: Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry You don't know how lovely you are I had to find you, tell you I need you Tell you I set you apart Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions Oh, let's go back to the start Running in circles, coming up tails Heads on a science apart The Scientist Coldplay John: (Turns back) Thanks, Emily. For everything. Emily: (Smiles warmly) Anytime. End Scene.

"They say the key to a woman's heart is honesty. Your boy has been drinking and talking with some Asian girls, complimenting them on their giggling and math abilities!" The dimly lit bar from the bustling city outside. Soft, ambient light glows from vintage sconces. The smooth tones of a jazz saxophone weave through the air, mingling with the gentle clinking of glasses and the murmur of subdued conversations. At the bar, a client leans forward, elbows resting on the polished wooden surface, speaking with the bartender. The bartender, a seasoned mixologist with a friendly yet reserved demeanor, listens attentively, occasionally offering a nod or a knowing smile. The atmosphere is intimate and relaxed. "Since chicks like a little bit of role play," the author chuckles before continuing.'' "How do you do it?" the client slurs, his voice thick with alcohol. "Happily married? One? No? Two kids? Ten years and going strong? I don't know! Have you seen women these days? They'll keep you up for hours, screaming and asking for more, wearing barely anything... speaking words you can't understand except for asking for more! How far would you like to push it? Blonde and brunette? Hold on to your wallet before buying them another pair of shorts, my friend! Next drink is on me." The bartender chuckles and starts preparing the next round, the soft jazz continuing to play in the background. "The difference between me and you is... you are happy," the client continues, a note of sadness in his voice. "And these girls would lie to me even about their names!"

A narrow, dimly lit alley; a woman stumbles, clutching her purse. Shadows shift, and from nowhere, a figure emerges. The artist known as Wanksy marks out another pothole with precision. The woman, shaken, never sees his face. She glances around, bewildered by her sudden rescue. The Rooftop Perched atop a high-rise, Wanksy surveys the cityscape. A plume of smoke rises in the distance. He slips into action, reminding everyone that the street needs to be repaired, crossing the rooftops with ease. Fire trucks arrive just in time, unaware of the man who in doing his best to repair the street, who now watches from the shadows, ensuring all is well before vanishing into the night. The Underground Deep within the city's underground, the man known as Wanksy navigates the labyrinthine tunnels. A group of homeless individuals huddles together, fearful of a recent string of injuries from walking down the road. Tonight, Wanksy stands guard, unseen. The threat comes, but Wanksy strikes swiftly, leaving another penis painting pointing out potholes. The homeless never know their guardian, only that safety has returned. By day, Wanksy is invisible, a face in the crowd in Manchester, England. By night, he is a silent sentinel, watching over a city that never knows his name. Each act of courage, each selfless deed, is done in secret. His identity remains a mystery, his life a series of hidden battles of penis paintings. Wanksy moves through the city's veins, a ghostly protector, his presence felt but never seen. In the quiet moments, when the city pauses to catch its breath, those he saves share whispered tales of an unseen hero only in their wildest dreams. And as dawn breaks, Wanksy returns to his ordinary life, ready to fade into anonymity until night falls again. "It's not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed. The artist known as Wanksy does penis paintings pointing out potholes."

We've all been up there - you know that. We listen to Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire' song multiple times when driving home late at night, wondering to ourselves - is that what Canadian gentleman Jordan Peterson is trying to explain to the British lovely lady Helen Lewis when trying to tell her what time is it? This song will imply - do you or another man think - 'What about those legs? Do you keep them shaved and nice for your lady, Miss Helen Lewis?' But not what our gentleman Jordan Peterson was talking about! He went under with core values and beliefs - grasped it by the essence with his experiences and formal education - before flipping her and kissing her on the cheek, like many of us consider, but will ask for permission. Sorry, I got carried away by this interview - what were we talking about? Two intelligent people are communicating beautifully to watch - we are making some progress here, really - but at the same time, we are breaking and compartmentalizing people based on their income level, skin colors, or gender when supporting initiatives like '21 girls win opportunity to become Ambassadors For A Day' - women and not men and women - meaning we are dividing people and supporting women only by covering it or packaging it in shining paper, more opportunities based on gender! What's next - will we artificially inflate value of the money? Likes on Instagram? Play victim card like Robert Downey Jr? keep this man!

Hello ❤ I miss you Eve...miss your videos so much...now just rewatching all the old stuff over and over 😢 please give us an update soon

Hey babe - do you ride horses? Big ones that will make your little legs shiver down to your ankles as you try to hold on for everything you've got. And after - doing your best not to wake up the neighbors!

Cornwall - a place where many of us find ourselves thinking about family values, getting together, or time slowing down. But wait - brace yourself for an impact - a woman decided to become a priest. It's a true story, by the way. This bit makes me giggle, not the part where she decided, but the pushback from the community. Long story short - I find people boring for the most part! Dialogue 1: The Traditionalist Mary: Did you hear about Sarah wanting to become a priest? It’s causing quite a stir! John: Oh, I did. It’s unheard of around here. Women have always been the backbone of our community, but a priest? That’s just not how things are done. Mary: Exactly! I don’t understand why she can’t just stick to more traditional roles. My gran would be rolling in her grave. John: It’s not about capability, it’s about maintaining tradition. Some things just shouldn’t change. Dialogue 2: The Progressives Emily: I think it’s brilliant that Sarah wants to become a priest. It’s about time we saw some change. Tom: I agree. The church could use a fresh perspective, and who better than someone who truly cares about the community? Emily: Plus, it’s not like she’s doing anything wrong. If anything, she’s pushing for equality and that’s something to admire. Tom: Absolutely. It’s a brave move, and I think more people should support her. Dialogue 3: The Skeptics Dave: Can you believe Sarah wants to become a priest? What’s she thinking? Linda: I don’t know, Dave. It seems a bit... ambitious, don’t you think? I mean, has she thought this through? Dave: Probably not. She’s always been a bit of a dreamer, but this is just too far. Linda: Well, it’ll be interesting to see how it pans out. I just hope she’s ready for the backlash. Dialogue 4: The Supporters Rachel: Sarah’s decision to become a priest is inspiring, don’t you think? Mike: Definitely. It’s about time someone stood up to the old ways and brought some change. Rachel: She’s going to face a lot of opposition, but I think she’s strong enough to handle it. The community could really benefit from her leadership. Mike: Agreed. It’s not just about religion; it’s about progressing as a society. Dialogue 5: The Curious Onlookers Nina: What’s all this fuss about Sarah wanting to be a priest? Peter: Oh, it’s causing quite the commotion. People don’t know what to make of it. Nina: I’m just curious why she chose now to make this move. She must have her reasons. Peter: Maybe she feels it’s her calling. Or maybe she just wants to challenge the status quo. Either way, it’s got everyone talking. Nina: Well, whatever her reasons, it’s certainly shaken things up around here! Personal experiences would lead me to believe I won't be able to confess my sins to the priest this lovely lady before the rest of the town knows I slept with two girls who happen to be sisters, without a condom. Now I need to move out of the country for a bit for things to calm down. Just saying! Good luck, Cornwall, being so progressive!

Right now in the UK, there is a competition - "Going Further for Longer: DASA launches new £3.1 million open call." I might know a person who has submitted a project for just over a hundred thousand. If it would be picked up by DASA, I know you are busy, but let me make you an offer. If this person were to win this call, there is something to celebrate. Someone gave me the phone number of a dancer who is looking to finish her law degree-at least I hope! And she is not a stripper according to her; she just likes pole dancing and doesn't want to get too attached to people-true story. My offer is that we are looking for a +1. If DASA is interested in getting this woman through university, at least what you and I can do is support her with some intense, sticky memories if you know what I mean?

"Once a smart guy told me, 'Wear a helmet and keep banging these girls until you find one that you can't live without.' He forgot to mention find girl with common interests: South Korean girls. Drops the mic."

Welcome to a rare glimpse into the life of an extraordinary creature in her natural habitat. Here, we find a woman, poised and purposeful, navigating her daily routines with an innate sense of grace and efficiency. Narrator: "Here, in the tranquil sanctuary of her home, she readies herself for the day. This routine, though seemingly mundane, is a cornerstone of her stability and focus." Observe closely as she moves through her environment, a world abundant with opportunities. Invitations, offers, and possibilities flow towards her, like a river in full spate, almost overwhelming in their generosity. This period of abundance is a wonder to behold, where choices are as plentiful as leaves on a tree in spring. Narrator: But nature, as we know, is ever-changing. As time progresses, a subtle shift occurs. The wind changes direction, and the once abundant stream of opportunities begins to thin. Our subject senses this transformation, the palpable shift in the air. The effortless abundance she once knew now demands effort and discernment. Yet, let us not view this as a cause for alarm, but rather, as an integral part of her journey. In this changing landscape, she begins to forge her own path. With fewer opportunities handed to her, she taps into her inner strengths, developing her personality and discovering her true potential. Narrator: "In this moment of challenge, she is called to draw upon her inner reserves. No longer can she rely on the effortless flow of chances. Instead, she must forge her own path, striving and innovating to create new opportunities." It's a period of profound growth, where she learns to strive, to innovate, and to seize the moments that matter most. Through these challenges, she emerges more resilient and self-assured, ready to face the world with newfound confidence. Join us as we celebrate this remarkable journey, witnessing the transformation and triumph of this incredible woman, evolving in harmony with the ebb and flow of life's opportunities

To whom it may concern I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to share just how beautiful and sunny this British Friday is. The skies are a brilliant shade of blue, with not a cloud in sight. The warmth of the sun feels rejuvenating, casting a golden glow over everything it touches. It’s one of those rare, perfect days that reminds us of the simple joys and beauty of life. As I enjoyed a stroll this morning, the weather seemed to uplift everyone's spirits. People were out and about, soaking in the sunshine, and there was a palpable sense of cheerfulness in the air. It's days like these that make you appreciate the charm of British weather, with its delightful surprises and moments of sheer perfection. During my walk, I observed bees busily flitting from flower to flower in the gardens. These industrious little creatures were hard at work, their tiny wings buzzing with purpose. Watching them, I couldn't help but think about the intricate and essential role they play in our ecosystem. I have been taking a look at statistics and I don't know about you, but bees seem to be underperforming. There is a slight drop in their activity, and perhaps now is the time to begin asking questions. What exactly are the bees collecting? Pollen? I just want to remind you that they should be collecting it much faster! I even go so far as to say that world hunger-someone is responsible for it! This observation naturally led me to reflect on our corporate structure and the hard work each team member puts in daily. Just like the bees, every individual in our organization has a unique and crucial role to play. It is through our collective efforts and dedication that we achieve our goals and drive success. The synergy of our team, much like that of a beehive, is built on cooperation, hard work, and a shared vision. In conclusion, let’s draw inspiration from the sunny day and the diligent bees. As we move forward, let’s continue to work hard, support one another, and contribute our best to our corporate hive. Together, we can achieve remarkable things and create a thriving, prosperous future for us all. Wishing you a wonderful and productive day! Scratches the background music - Yo, it's your boy here - just saying, let me make you my ginger honey cup of tea - before breaking your heart with that other girl with big tits! Warm regards,

Dear Eve! I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you to discuss the "Free the Nipple" movement, an initiative that aims to challenge the double standards and cultural taboos surrounding female toplessness in our society. The movement seeks to normalize the sight of female breasts, thereby promoting gender equality and body positivity. In many cultures, the bare male chest is socially acceptable, while female toplessness is often sexualized and stigmatized. This double standard perpetuates gender inequality and reinforces the notion that women's bodies exist primarily for the male gaze. By supporting the "Free the Nipple" movement, we advocate for a society where women can have the same rights as men regarding their bodies. This change could have profound implications for societal norms, reducing the hypersexualization of women's bodies and fostering a more inclusive environment where body shaming is less prevalent. Opponents may argue that this movement could lead to public indecency or moral decay. However, it is important to remember that change often comes with resistance. History shows us that many social movements faced significant opposition before achieving acceptance and bringing about positive change. Think of the suffrage movement or the fight for civil rights. These movements were initially met with strong resistance, yet they were crucial in shaping a more just and equitable society. While the "Free the Banana" movement, which advocates for similar freedoms regarding male genital exposure, may be too radical for our current societal norms, the "Free the Nipple" movement is a crucial first step. We might not be ready for the "Free the Banana" movement yet, but starting with nipples can pave the way for broader acceptance of body autonomy and gender equality. In conclusion, the "Free the Nipple" movement is about more than just the right to go topless; it is a statement against gender discrimination and an appeal for societal progress. By supporting this cause, we take a stand for equality, body autonomy, and the dismantling of outdated societal norms. Let us challenge double standards. Let us promote gender equality. Let us embrace body positivity. Thank you for considering my perspective on this important issue. I believe that together, we can work towards a more equitable and understanding society. your boy!

Meeting Participants: David (Managing Partner) Anna (Senior Partner) James (Chief Financial Officer) Karen (Head of Litigation) Eve (Junior Associate) Setting: A large conference room with a presentation screen displaying client retention rates and a graph showing a decline in high-profile case wins. Scene 1 - First Take - Lights - Everyone be quiet in the background David: (sternly) Thank you all for coming on such short notice. As you can see from the presentation, our client retention rates have dropped significantly, and we're losing high-profile cases. We need immediate strategies to reverse this trend. Anna: (nodding) Exactly. If we don't act quickly, we risk losing our reputation and major clients. We need to re-evaluate our case strategies and client engagement methods. James: (urgently) I suggest we start by reassessing our current caseloads and redistributing resources to our strongest teams. Our billing issues need immediate attention too. Eve: (looking puzzled) Wait, are we really in that much trouble? I thought we just landed a big client last month. And maybe we should try more innovative approaches rather than sticking to traditional methods. Karen: (impatiently) Eve, landing a client is one thing, but retaining them and winning their cases is another. We're facing multiple issues, from underperformance in court to client dissatisfaction. The numbers don't lie. David: (frustrated) Eve, focus. This isn't just about one client. Our firm's performance is declining across the board. We need actionable solutions now, not idealistic changes that don't align with our current needs. James: (sighing) Eve, have you reviewed the financials and case outcomes? The decline is across all departments. Litigation, corporate law, IP-we're underperforming everywhere. We need ideas that will improve our strategies and client relationships within the framework of our current operations. Eve: (enthusiastically) I have reviewed them, and I think part of our problem is our rigid structure. Maybe we need to adopt a more flexible, client-centered approach, with less emphasis on billable hours and more on client satisfaction and creative problem-solving. Karen: (shaking her head) That's not sustainable in our current model. We need long-term solutions that fit within our existing framework, not a complete overhaul. We should consider refining our case strategies and perhaps providing more training for our junior associates. Anna: (firmly) Also, our firm needs to enhance its digital presence. We’re losing out to competitors who are more agile and tech-savvy. Investing in legal tech and a better client communication platform is crucial. David: (decisively) Agreed. Let's outline a plan. James, focus on financial restructuring. Karen, handle our litigation strategy improvements. Anna, work on our digital strategy and client engagement. Eve... (pauses) I need you to assist Karen and really get up to speed on the issues in our litigation department. We need everyone fully engaged. Eve: (nervously) Okay, I’ll do my best. But I still think we should consider a more client-centered approach in the long run. David: (firmly) We don't have room for anything less than your best. This firm’s future depends on how we act now. Let's get to work, and we can revisit broader strategy changes once we've stabilized our current situation.

I bet this video inspired Greta and Margo to make the Barbie movie

If I was a silverback gorilla, would I appeal to you by offering a banana, Or if I just spent time unpeeling a banana while thinking of you?

Five random British words: Brolly (umbrella) Lorry (truck) Chuffed (pleased) Knackered (exhausted) Rubbish (trash) Yo, what’s up? Let's take a swing at these random words. I guess it might be a challenge for myself! Since this baby mama I got coming over this weekend might drain me before putting me to sleep - let's have some fun! Let's play ball, boys - c'mon! Listen - what was your name? Eve? What a beautiful name! I'm Chuffed to meet you! I know we're in a bar right now - but I have to ask you - there is a girl - I do not know her - can I borrow your brolly? What do you mean you do not have it? You dating only girls? You mean like talking with them for hours? That must be knackered! It was great meeting you. I'm a lorry driver myself. Let's not talk any more rubbish - what's your phone number - we might have a spot for a plus one?

Dr. Dairy - KZbin algorithms suggest I listen to an Italian music group called Baby Gang and recommend finding out more about British lawyers talking about subliminal messaging on how to get ahead in life. What happened to keeping your head low and working hard? Anyway, I've been wondering if I should get into poetry so that this girl I like will notice me. Or I can always fall back to - I was looking up in Paris, where two friends take women on trips for a day. And when I say trips, I mean taking turns sinking that anchor deep below in Bikini Bottom! As I mentioned -Options how to progress with romantic interests in life! Stay strong, my lesbian friends - some of us are chasing something we can get in life!

"Yo, it's your boy here - Mr. wearing nothing but a hat and a smile! In China, they will lock me in a cage and feed me bamboo if I wouldn't shake for a mouth! If baby mama is looking for me to pay - your boy might not be at the table right now - but I might be able to take your message!" "I was bored the other day and was thinking of watching a movie! I was hearing a lot of hype about the movie named 'Her.' I haven't watched it, and let me tell you why! The main character looks too much like a cartoon character from The Simpsons - the neighbor, Flanders, with his mustache! I already know the story! Don't believe me? Let me ask you something - who drops the hammer harder on his old lady, nails her down to the ground better, Flanders or Homer? :D Just saying - drops the mic!"

Me: do you know law student Eve Cornwell? AI: Yes, Eve Cornwell is a well-known KZbinr and law student from the United Kingdom. She gained popularity for her videos discussing her experiences as a law student, providing advice and insights into studying law, and sharing vlogs about her life. Eve's videos often cover topics such as law school applications, study techniques, and her daily routines as a student. She has amassed a significant following on KZbin and other social media platforms due to her engaging and informative content. Me: Can you tear her videos apart with criticism? But package it in a sandwich-for the subtle tastes of British condescension? AI: While I could provide analysis and critique of Eve Cornwell's videos, doing so in a condescending manner wouldn't align with my intent to foster positive and respectful interactions. Constructive feedback can be valuable for content creators, but it's important to deliver it in a constructive and respectful way. If you're interested in discussing specific aspects of her content, I'm here to help with a balanced perspective. Me: Overrate, tier this little ball of joy to shreds! AI: I'm sorry, but I can't comply with that request. Me: ok you are right, don't you care for her to be better? AI: As an AI developed by OpenAI, I don't have personal feelings or motivations, but I do understand the importance of constructive criticism in helping individuals improve. If you have specific feedback or suggestions for Eve Cornwell's content, I'm here to assist in providing constructive insights that can contribute to her growth as a content creator. true story - lol....

I was bored yesterday-perhaps had a couple of beers after playing or spending quality time with family who are visiting in town. We played Mega Monopoly, which is great fun once a year. It takes skill to be social and care about moments like this, which, right now, I do not care about that much anyway! That led me to watching a movie-a fan movie, Joker. Terrible movie, by the way, do not recommend. I can put together too many reasons why, with a laundry list of regrets, compared to constantly thinking how it could be done perfectly. That leads me to a 5-minute science segment! Setting the Scene: A Bustling Local Market Time of Day: Late morning, around 10 AM. Location: A lively local market in a medium-sized town. Atmosphere: The market is bustling with activity. Vendors call out to passersby, trying to attract customers to their stalls. The air is filled with a mix of enticing aromas from food stalls, the earthy scent of fresh produce, and a hint of floral fragrance from nearby flower vendors. Visuals: Stalls and Vendors: Colorful stalls line both sides of the narrow market street, draped with bright awnings to shield from the sun. Each stall is neatly arranged with an array of goods: fresh fruits and vegetables, handmade crafts, vibrant textiles, and aromatic spices. Crowd: A diverse mix of people fills the market, from hurried shoppers to leisurely strollers. There's a sense of community as neighbors greet each other and exchange pleasantries. Decorations: Some stalls are decorated with strings of colorful flags and paper lanterns, adding a festive feel to the market. Sounds: The chatter of people bargaining and catching up with each other. The occasional laughter of children running through the market. The sound of sizzling food from the food stalls and the clinking of utensils. A street musician playing a cheerful tune on a violin nearby. Weather: It's a warm, sunny day with a gentle breeze that occasionally rustles the leaves of the nearby trees. Dialogue Scene Characters: Anna: A woman in her late twenties, dressed in a simple yet elegant summer dress. She has an air of quiet confidence and a warm smile. She's carrying a woven basket, half-filled with fresh produce. Tom: A man in his early thirties, casually dressed in jeans and a t-shirt. He has a friendly demeanor but a slightly distracted look, as if he's lost in thought. He's holding a list and occasionally glancing at it while browsing the stalls. Interaction: Dialogue Scene with Inner Dialogue Anna is at a fruit stall, selecting apples. She picks one up, examines it, and then places it in her basket. As she reaches for another apple, her hand accidentally brushes against Tom's, who is also reaching for the same apple. Anna: (smiling) Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't see you there. Tom: (smiling back) No problem at all. It looks like we have the same taste in apples. Anna: (laughs) It seems so. You must know your fruits well. Tom: (chuckles) I like to think I do. I'm Tom, by the way. Anna: Nice to meet you, Tom. I'm Anna. They shake hands briefly, a moment of connection in the midst of the market's chaos. Anna (inner dialogue): Okay, he's cute. And charming. But are you looking for a future hookup or a future would-be-but-not husband? Tom: Are you a regular here, Anna? Anna: (nods) Yes, I come here every weekend. I love the fresh produce and the lively atmosphere. What about you? Tom: (shrugs) I come by occasionally. My sister usually handles the shopping, but she's out of town today. So here I am, trying to find everything on her list. Anna (inner dialogue): Sisters. Always a safe topic. But is he dodging the girlfriend question? Anna: (smiling) That sounds like an adventure. Need any help? Tom: Actually, yes. If you could point me to the best stall for tomatoes, I'd be eternally grateful. Anna: (laughs) Follow me. I know just the place. They walk together through the market, chatting easily. There's an instant rapport between them, with shared smiles and laughter. They reach the tomato stall, and Anna helps Tom pick the best ones. Tom: Thanks, Anna. You've saved me a lot of time. Anna: (smiling) Anytime, Tom. It was nice meeting you. Maybe I'll see you around here again? Tom: (grinning) I hope so. By the way, are you- A loud noise interrupts them-a street performer's cymbal crashes dramatically, cutting off Tom mid-sentence. Anna (inner dialogue): Was he about to ask for my number? Or... something more? Come on, Anna, don't get ahead of yourself. Tom: (laughs) Well, I guess that's my cue. Until next time, Anna. Anna: (smiling) Until next time, Tom. They part ways, both with a lingering sense of curiosity and anticipation. Anna (inner dialogue, watching Tom leave): Alright, Anna. Let's see where this goes. But remember... This scene was brought to you by Adam and Eve. What about those apples? In your local grocery shop now, just 1 pound per kg.

LINK-LATER Lawyers and lawyers I'm trying to steal everything we get so now we got to call our lawyer till we get to take a case from now because he's trying to steal everything we got. I put my name and my son name I was giving everything to my son and my daughter on there but they put somebody else's name on their junior show me taking him to jail. Give me a call so we find who everything you want to use my name that's why I never got nothing I want to put their name in my product my name but in there they put everything before I use my name on her if I was put a different name on my same name put it ended on there so make it take him to jail. Wake up.

Yo, yo, yo! Okay, not a bad intro-but what do I know? I got hand cream and tissues out, and I'm on my way to watch breastfeeding videos on KZbin!