Bill Burr - Advice: Drunk Girlfriend Issue

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[@JHHBeck]

Any girl that thinks drunk words are meaningless probably feels the same way about drunk actions. Ditch her.

[@misc.2331]

JHHBeck ooo good point. Didn't think of that

[@PurushNahiMahaPurush]

yea it won't be long till the rape accusations.

[@kimbonice]

+Vaibhav Shah Not only the possibility of getting raped, but she'll just write off the times she sleeps with her "male friends" as one of these "drunk actions". Get rid of her, she's not worth the trouble.

[@killman369547]

+JHHBeck words to fuckin' live by

[@user-ff3ps5ob6y]

+JHHBeck so,soooo truee..

[@freebee8221]

Bill burr is my life coach.

[@ThatsMrMoronToYou]

I dated a native girl who was the perfect mate(almost asked her to marry me). She was feminine. She was kind, intelligent, and strong. She had a great sense of humor. She was hot. She looked like the Disney version of Pocahontas. We got along famously until she started drinking her fire water. Then she was transformed into an evil, screaming, psychotic cunt. I had never heard the F bomb screamed so often or so loudly. This fragile, feminine hottie with legs to die for became a dangerous animal. When she was sober, everything she had said in her drunken rage was just "drunk talk" that I shouldn't take seriously, but I did because I had heard her bring up the same issues while sober. I got out of that relationship. It was difficult because I was in love with her sober side, which was about 80% of the time. I heard that she stabbed her next boyfriend, and is serving time in Skakopee Women's Prison.

[@user-on2ys9jr6t]

jesus!

[@TheMissing8]

+ThatsMrMoronToYou Good for you. Bet she was terrific in bed. I dated a girl for a while that used to bring knives into the shower.

[@CameronSpanos]

Well that escalated quickly

[@nardinit]

+TheMissing8 For What!!??!?!?

[@nardinit]

+ThatsMrMoronToYou I bet she told the judge is was just a "drunk stab"

[@PaulOutsidetheWalls]

"Drunk words speak a sober heart!"

[@RnB_Bohr]

Agreed

[@damiananguiano5295]

Fuck I just got done telling how I feel because I was drunk. And obviously I wasnt the nicest words. But even though I roughly remember. I know I wasnt lying. Ain't that a bitch. And guess what I'm the bad guy once again.

[@damiananguiano5295]

Ur right when I'm not drunk I hold in what I want to say.

[@Fallingslowly09]

Drunk words are sober thoughts. I hope he dumped her.

[@seanmatthewking]

It’s way more complicated than that, but when it’s at that level and consistent, it’s a huge 🚩 I also hope he dumped her. She also insulted him during sober arguments 🚩and said she’d never say no to her psycho best friend 🚩

[@cookncrook6902]

Not always but yeah I’d definitely break this off

[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts" So true.

[@ashwhite3810]

Why is this even a topic of discussion? "Ow my hand hurts when I put it in this fire....should I take it out?"

[@bullsquid42]

Normally, I would understand the guy. You can really love someone and want to work out the problems you have. But this is some next level shit. He wants to propose. "This fire hurts my hand, I wonder if it'll get better if I jump in"

[@luckyvet]

45 years of mainstream media indoctrination has brainwashed men into believing they need to put up with female bullshit - and on the flipside they've made women believe they need to be alpha males with unrealistic expectations on just about every relationship topic possible

[@TheRealChrist210]

Power of the pussy

[@TheRealChrist210]

@@bullsquid42 l m a o

[@seanmatthewking]

CV Oh shut up, so full of shit. It has nothing to do with indoctrination or political beliefs and every bit to do with his own insecurities and self-respect.

[@Zippocatt]

just had a year + relationship tonight end with a girl who couldn't control herself when drinking. listening to this was very cathertic. i'll be fine. no .. i'll be better.

[@perrybb2]

Wow that was 4 years ago. I was 18 years old 4 years ago. Hope it worked out and you haven't offed yourself.

[@JohnSpawn1]

The guy describing in his letter how his girlfriend argues is like straight from a standup by Bill.

[@sephizinho]

It happens alot..

[@BackwardsHat]

Definitely one of Bill's best pieces of advice

[@reyman500]

If my girl said that I'd leave her in a heart beat

[@SonoTom]

Oh, Bill.....she spoke her piece - guy gotta end it. "in vino veritas" = “in wine [there is the] truth"

[@xdrstevox7805]

I could see Bill standing up from his chair when he said "dude you CANNOT marry this chick under any fuckin circumstance" 😂

[@kimbonice]

I think she might be doing the cowardly selfish bullshit that people often do when they want out of a relationship, but don't want to look like the "bad guy" by ending it like an adult. I would ask the guy if she was always like this or if it just randomly "started"? If it randomly started chances are she's "outing act" because she wants the guy to kick her to the curb so she can play the victim and be blame free. People are insane.

[@99_ab]

6:42 Bill's going off on this girl 😂😂😂

[@King_Grizzly]

RUN!!

[@fauntfrancisco]

Hahaha! I love how Burr's advice slowly escalates to the nuclear option.

[@seanmatthewking]

Lol pretty great

[@benjaminc8789]

Love the ending 😂... he gets really amped up , but talks a lot of sense and truth .

[@lockerroomtalkmusic4149]

Bill has his friend Waiting outside because he wants to finish giving advice to a stranger in need. What a great guy! Bill burr is a genuine, all American bad ass.

[@luckyvet]

A girl that speaks disrespectfully on that level should be immediately dumped More so than her drunk behavior - her 'drunk' words often reflect true feelings - and she crossed the line of no turning back - dead serious - this is just the beginning of the inevitable end of that relationship Every second you spend with her after this point just keep you from finding someone better

[@seanmatthewking]

💯

[@General420smoke]

those are honest words from her but girls rarely leaves relationships on their own they just give you shit untill you are the one breaking up with them. i wouldnt be suprised if she has cheated on you

[@HuiChyr]

Solid advise there Bill.

[@greatspirited]

Great advice Bill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fadedflage]

The proper amount of alcohol is the best truth serum anyone has ever seen

[@SoberNostalgia]

Seems like the friend is pinning them against each other. Friends who are single will always want to see a long term relationship fall because they're unhappy being single or want more people to hang with. Happened with my ex. Except that after the friend trash talked me to my guy, he would hit on me. Asshole people. There's always that "friend".

[@bobluitaotsu8722]

+SoberNostalgia ahahaha yeah righto

[@verticalhorizon4633]

+SoberNostalgia Pitting, not pinning.

[@seanmatthewking]

Lol no, normal single people don’t do that, you just know some nutcases. Or you’re the nutcase and that’s why the friends don’t like you. Friends don’t like when their friends date crazy people or assholes. I like all my friends’ GFs. No interest in breaking them up.

[@SoberNostalgia]

@@seanmatthewking there are a lot of selfish people out there, just because you haven't experienced what I have doesn't mean it doesn't happen. People are very deceiving. To throw blame on me and claim that I'm the possible cause goes to show you have unresolved hostility. Stay well.

[@brandonhaygood5286]

I always want to hear a follow up for these questions.

[@crazymusicman13]

fuck yes mr. burr. if you are in a similar relationship, YOU DESERVE BETTER.

[@mrmody249]

It's appear this woman has a man on the side, and his name is Jack Daniels.

[@ArthurCanWrestle]

I love Bill's advice always honest outside perspective

[@tiakitair135]

6:42 There it is

[@aparaphinelia]

This is devine advice for me at the moment. Thanks Bill . 🙏🙏🙏

[@oliveroliver8720]

I'm not from the U.S but I seriously think Bill Burr should run for some kind of public office over there. The man speaks plain common sense. He swears alot but...Ahh who am I kidding, he wouldn't last ten minutes in that environment. He's a good guy none the less :-)

[@jdev_fr]

Take scar's advice ! Leave, and never come back !

[@jimwerther]

Took him a few minutes, but Burr finally got it right in the last few seconds of this video.

[@mihaelaandronache5492]

If a drunk girl says she wants to leave you,GET OUT!

[@GMPGMP-jp5ut]

People who can't handle their alcohol need to be avoided at all costs.

[@reddeath707]

Damn, been watching a lot of Bill Burr lately and this guy is fuckin phenomenal.

[@DoctorMario8]

Had a girl who did the same thing, would get hammered and say shit and then say it didnt matter in the morning. Ended up fucking someone and lying to me about it for a year. Trust me, get out of the relationship now, will save you alot of pain and suffering in the long run

[@Netherwolf6100]

When you're drunk, that's when you're the most honest because it lowers your inhibitions which basically controls your overall Super Ego leaving you with little more than your natural instinctive desires. Like Fluffee said, really want to get to know someone, get them drunk, pull out a tape recorder and let the magic begin. You'll find out who you're really dating in the end.

[@MarketResearchReading114]

Bill Burr once again speaks gospel. Or w/e the phrase is. Dead on.

[@schouvler25]

Ugh poor dude, had this exact same thing happen to me and wish i would have dumped her the next day instead of getting over it planning a proposal months later to be dumped weeks before. Save yourself the stress, drunk words are sober thoughts.

[@Fredisimo]

If she is an alcoholic, and it sounds like she is, this is as good as it is ever going to get.

[@stevenmarcinkowski8577]

these drunken broads ! better run man

[@happilyevanafter]

i really wish i would have found bill burr BEFORE i met my ex....would saved me soooo much time, money, and pain.

[@Dommie222]

Love how Bill is at first trying to be all liberal, logical and "look at this from both perspectives" until he then decides "Ah, fuck this" and just says the obvious thing straight out.

[@SpiritualAtheist]

Advice? RUN!!!!

[@Yophillips3272]

My best advice tell her to switch to beer jk lol, bills right 100%

[@glenbuehler-craig344]

Your a fucking legend Bill a fucking legend you here me ! Good on you for giving this kid the best & the right advice !

[@deutschlanddan]

In vino veritas ;)

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

drunk words are truthful words. imagine all of the things you want to say or do, but don't have the courage or mindset to do it. Now down some vodka and those barriers will go away.

[@sonalkumararya7561]

i think it goes something like.... 'a drunk tongue speaks a sober mind'

[@robertprado5125]

If all else fails rub one out 💪🏽

[@MoRo1333]

I bet it's her friends fault. She is pumping her against him. :)

[@thewardenist]

Yeah. No solution to that tho. Fuck the friend so the next guy doesn't have to worry about it. 😂

[@jessicaandtrains7768]

The drunk words are the true unfiltered version where consequences are not factored in. Hope you got out dude!

[@habsfan3363]

Record her when she's drunk that's all you have to do, she will see it once the way she is maybe that will stop her from drinking like that

[@willjohn1117]

Ol' "twenty six years of old" Freckles

[@jamesphillips3135]

She’s trying to drive him out plane and simple

[@thyde9535]

In vino veritas.

[@pwrinklejohnson9782]

Film her for hours on end while she's really fucked up,present it to her and say this stops PERIOD, or I leave PERIOD . And if you go on and marry her while she's still working on growing up then you deserve every miserable soul crushing day she hands you.

[@vowselfington8901]

Dude, in vino veritas.

[@ericsigginssr]

I fart blood

[@seanmatthewking]

Obviously

[@errsta]

That fella needs to grow a pair. He allows her to treat him like a doormat then is shocked when she does...jeeeee-zus

[@seanmatthewking]

Grow a pair, and then smack her in the face with it on the way out the door.

[@nostromoau]

In vino veritas

[@XThexXTank]

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

[@matejpetkovski490]

"Best Friend"

[@coolworx]

In vino, veritus. In wine, there is truth

[@passthetunaporfavor]

She has the Pox. Run. That alcohol thing is like a slow moving train wreck that will devour everyone around her.

[@Rosenheim1029]

I don't understand how people don't remember what has been said or done while drunk, I think it's a excuse and a shitty thing to say majority of people remember everything apart from falling asleep 🤣

[@CT-yr8ph]

Imagine marrying someone who gets blacked out drunk and says crazy shit when she’s drunk

[@Rivrrat77]

Love how blunt Bill is.... you tell em bud!!! Seriously dude, get the fuck outta there. No bitch is worth that kind of drama and you don't want to commit to that, knock her up and be stuck with her for another 18 years or something because you tried to be the good guy and make it work. Do what's right for you... sounds like she isn't it!

[@TheAlmightyAss]

I mean for the record so many women have to deal with drunk and abusive men who wont just emotionally abuse them but physically abuse them, so hopefully this makes men realise how fucked women have it.

[@constantinosaristidou8514]

is he still doing podcasts?if yes when?

[@aquilaaltaire3007]

Drunk words never mean nothing. It's time to pack your stuff and leave the relationship. If she can't be honest with you about her feelings then it's not gonna work.

[@Daniel_B79]

Oh my God! Are you dating my baby moma? I sure hope so. If not that means there's more than one monster out there. That's a world I don't want to live in!

[@seanmatthewking]

Damn dude lol Tough situation.

[@JasonVoorhees10100]

Look at how the girl drinks , does she pace herself or just get blackout and become a lunatic. Thats a sign of the drinking being a tool to cope with problems not to party, pay attention to when and where. Do they do it in humiliating situations

[@Thefreemans-interesting-music]

Lay the law down to her friend. Tell her it is not on.

[@Mystogen995]

Drunk words are sober thoughts. When i get a drink or two away from Blackout drunk i spill all my secrets, all my friends secrets, i can't keep that shit down. Maybe that's just me.

[@Mystogen995]

BOOM I TYPED THAT BEFORE I HEARD BILL SAY IT!

[@seanmatthewking]

You and 790 other people

[@MikeKnell2884]

I hate posting on older videos, but there is a saying: "what a sober person thinks, drunk person says". Draw your own conclusions.

[@ryanstevens3932]

Drunk words are sober thoughts

[@awesome1232324]

Drunk words are sober thoughts. If you dont leave her its on you big dog. Her next story is gonna be "it was a drunken mistake he MEANT NOTHING TO ME. I LOVE YOU"

[@bingbashbosh1]

Sounds like my ex, minus the drink. Yeah.

[@grahammurphy5516]

En vino veritas

[@GoodasGuilty]

Bill Buurrrrrr!!! :)

[@Cricius]

in vino veritas

[@franka3487]

Yeah, I don't buy that I was drunk and don't remember shit last night saying. Specially blacking out every time she drinks, that is a rookie drinker. Either teach her how to drink at Slow pace and enjoy having a good time and also have her drop that dumb best friend of hers that's a bad influence on drinking so much. Or you can just drop her and Move on.

[@SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

Blacking out while drinking is a classic sign of serious alcoholism. She also seems to have very little impulse control, and I believe that's another sign of addictive behavior. Truth is, if someone is a drug addict or alcoholic, you can't change them and they won't change for you. Pull the RIP CORD!!!!

[@flowerpower2726]

I had a girl give up drinking for me. She pretty much would've done anything to make me happy.

[@seanmatthewking]

Matt B Lol

[@seanmatthewking]

Ehh. I used to blackout a good amount. I just liked to party. But it was never like I needed or craved alcohol. I did embarrass myself quite a bit and my hangovers got insane, so now I drink beer when I’m getting drunk, which is only a few times a year at this point.

[@practiceyourart]

Jesus, tough luck on the dude. Bill is right, break up with her because drunken words/actions do in fact for the most part mean what someone is thinking/wants to do. If she's said that to you so many times, it's probably true. She's also lying to you about not remembering ever saying that to you when she "blacked out". Maybe on some occasions she doesn't remember but definitely does on other occasions if she's said it several times. Break up with her quickly and move on.

[@JasonMichaelSloan]

HA!

[@unclecreed2986]

The drunk man's thoughts quote doesn't apply to women, they aren't ruled by rationality.

[@MrCompassionate01]

I've seen this madness before. Somebody gets to spend all evening trashing you and saying all sorts of nasty s**t and you aren't allowed to take it seriously? You can go mad like that. Truth is your girlfriend has the temperament of an abusive alcoholic and you should GTFO. Don't try too make them quit alcohol cause they won't, believe me.

[@youknowwhat1352]

She has a horrible friend lol

[@drtyslzy]

26 years of old

[@joee1213]

You screwed up by moving in with her dude. Good luck getting out of that scenario

[@Joshuaeway03]

Leave her

[@UserName-cq3ot]

If my girl said that she would become your girl.

[@phoebe4567]

this guy has GOT to dump this girl

[@HittokiriBatosai]

Bro...

[@nigergnomestar9054]

"be outside in 2" Bill you damn well knew it would be at least 5 mins, shame, shame on you

[@unclephillymya]

don't ever date a drunk girl or guy