Two Most Painful Docking Attempts This Year! BACK TO BACK!- E37

[@brenthynek9191]

I am a new boat owner, and watching your videos was more educational than "educational videos" about boating. My first time at the ramp wasn't perfect but went well. I made sure to invite an experienced boater out with us to help. Thank you for the entertainment and etiquette instructions.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Give me some tips to teach on. I’m Not perfect but I like helping.

[@timelord2117]

@@CreditCardCaptain 1. Wait your turn, take a min to look around. 2. Have a line or 2 ready, 10-15ft MAX, tie off that 100 footer. 3. Go slow, take a minute when your turn, approach slow and make SMALL corrections+ that lil reverse bump to tuck in the ass. 4. double check straps off when launching, at least tongue secured, let her loose floating. 5.kids under 5yo should have vest on. 6.Always have fun! Cheers bud, love your vids and comedy. You preach the same stuff, basics some ppl forget or don't know yet.

[@johnbailey2039]

@@timelord2117 May I humbly add Scuff vs Arm or Leg is not an even trade do not put your appendage between the dock boat with out having a out for said appendage.

[@Derek-pd4fc]

Never freak out on the throttle if things are going wrong would be my advice

[@BullDogBreed75]

Here's something that was recommended to me a long time ago...parental advisory (just saying)....Do a google image search for prop injuries, take a long hard look at what happens when you disrespect your props...never, ever forget. If someone's in the water= engine off, for any reason. All it takes is one accidental bump of the throttle at the wrong time to ruin someone's life.

[@garywacaser6230]

Please don’t stop recording. You are my all t😢favorite boat ramp Video recorder. I love your content and commentary. Keep ‘em coming!

[@thomasperina2990]

Good Afternoon All 😊: Come on now CCC don't you think the pontoon driver did his best. It was a 4 hr rental & he used that time to practice his docking techniques. He knew he sucked at it but this guy is crafty. He didn't use his boat & not one of the ladies got off their butts to hand off the stern line. I guess the women thought that the boat ties itself up to the dock by itself or maybe magic. Thank you sir for another great video & your narration was on target. Stay safe all, TMP from N.J.

[@jerryscray1789]

The captain needs to delegate jobs

[@thomasperina2990]

@@jerryscray1789 Hello Jerry: Thank you for your comment & I concur with your statement sir. If you looked at the women's faces it looked like they didn't want to be there at all unless they were 2 princesses that didn't get off their butts for anything other than what's in their best interests. When I had my vessel I requested & if I got a no you will never set foot on my boat ever again. Before we got going I went over certain rules & if didn't like it get off. Thank you again for your comment & hope you had a good weekend sir, TMP from N.J.

[@jerryscray1789]

@@thomasperina2990 same with me I expect certain things to help

[@TS-jj1wi]

LMAO! 9xs out of 10 Alchohol, then stupidity, last just no concern for other people. Been boating down in the bayou since 5yrs old. I'm 60 now and seen it all. I dont say nothing to no one. I'm not trying to teach you a damn thing. Helping most people like this usually dosen't end well but it's better than the zoo to watch. Great vids

[@boatworkr]

Love Credit Card Captain, the commentaries are PRICELESS!

[@richardgray9491]

"Little Blue Pill"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rherman9085]

Channel was recomended..... Your golf channel narration is hysterical..... Great, painful but great! Thanks!

[@kevinkev500]

It's amazing how few people who boat know how to use the wind or current to their advantage. Also knowing when to shut the engine off. Thanks for another great post.

[@ryans815]

Never shut the motor off until the boat is tied off

[@nodayatthebeach]

This WAS the two most painful dockings I've ever seen and Man, I wanted to see him get it on the trailer. That could've been a helluva show as well. Love the videos!

[@chrisjmiller6]

You're killing me with the one liners! Keep up the great work.

[@timboc105]

Sadly my homestate of Florida of 56 years is done on both coasts in just the last 20years . Every DIck, Harry and Jane has moved here and bought a boat too many idiots at the ramps and on the water anymore..

[@captaind6178]

0:50. "Red Shirt". I laughed, because if you're a Star Trek fan you know the meme about 'red shirt crewmen'. Well, glad this one didn't suffer the usual fate.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

They alllllll die on the when they go somewhere hehe

[@collinmc90]

haha man your videos are so great for relaxing to. It's fun to learn something about boating while watching people make mistakes.

[@lbeliel4128]

When I see these types of shenanigans at the ramp, I just back off and watch the show. No sense in taking a cold beer home!

[@templeton3504]

Absolutely love watching your videos. I'm awestruck at how difficult so many people at one ramp can make docking a boat look. Docking isn't hard, throttle control is your friend...never a need to just goose it unless you're running up a trailer and even then that's wrong. It seems none of the drivers are watching the wind or water flow, heck watch other boats to see which way they drift and make your approach accordingly. Watching these two struggle was brutal, if I ever see something like this I'll offer to help.

[@mickymadeyes3602]

Neutral is your friend!..

[@johnvgig]

It is the RESPONSIBILITY of the boat owner to know how to drive a boat! If there were difficult conditions, heavy wind or strong current then a helping hand might be warranted. But these two morons get no sympathy from me.

[@Chris-fo8wp]

WHY! Does NOBODY in Florida know what a spring line is??? CCC great job as always!!

[@Polux721]

Spring line in Florida, is the line you do at the boat ramp in spring time, no to be confuse with aid docking lines at the mid section of the boat.

[@sneal77777]

I love my mid cleat its my best friend 60% of the time I’m the only person on my boat those are the most enjoyable days on the water

[@Polux721]

@@sneal77777 Same here 👍

[@ronmcmartin4513]

@ 0:10--Never stand behind me in line at the supermarket, the boat dock, the food line at Costco, 4-way Stop Sign, etc. This Capt. is Always in front of me!

[@stevehughes1250]

I think the length of your videos are just right ! I can get a video in without spending too much time on the KZbins. Thanks man 🏴‍☠!

[@bige6571]

Man you had me rolling with that little blue pill phrase. This is my new go to when I need a good laugh.

[@fishhead6214]

What, JIFFY FEET !!! I thought that was only a Jacksonville thing . You the only person I've ever heard of that knows what that meant. Great videos, much props to you.

[@dano336]

i've heard 7-11 feet ..but they are trying to be a little more classy ..they make you wear shoes

[@claytonj22]

I thought the same about Jiffy Feet's locale as an expression and couldn't believe I heard it! Had to see if anyone else in the comments got a kick out of it and found yours, sure nuff. I still say, "Let's go up to the *Jiffy," or *Lil' Champ or *Jr. Store (the latter was more out towards Tallahassee). My kids have no clue what I mean. I love these vids too. Even more now!

[@asiseeit2041]

Always funny. That uhaul truck shows and I was like 1 2 3 there it is “credit card captain”! Love it

[@whalertales3416]

I think the length of your videos are fine. You pack a lot of content in to each where the other channel I watch will feature one or two boats for each episode and it's so drawn out. I look forward to your videos...Great job!!!

[@Freedom-cm2lo]

the content is great, but its your commentary that makes it all come together. thank you for the lulz

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Some love some hate some Tolerate. Thanks

[@sneal77777]

I love it so please don’t stop

[@stevecagle2317]

This channel takes me back to my childhood when I would ride on the back of my Dad's motorcycle with him to Walker boat ramp on Raccoon lake in Indiana. We could spend hours there watching the idiots 😂🤣 We had an 18 foot I/O boat and had the launch & recovery down... And I was only 10 but could line the boat up on the trailer, nudge the boat forward until it just engaged the guide rollers. Dad would attach the bow hook and winch the boat into position. The key was to back the trailer into the water to just the right depth. Easy peasy!

[@lesheinen6116]

Hi Steve....Just bought a 22' sailboat and would like to know what would be the "right depth". I have been mentally launching and recovering the boat before I try it for real and become an item on KZbin. I am thinking that it would be the depth that the boat breaks free and floats on its own but perhaps you could give me some guidelines from your experience. Thanks!

[@karaDee2363]

Watching that pontoon boat was very painful... Especially when all he had to do was pull in on the other side of the dock and then drift into it.... Typical weekend warriors..lol

[@TheFalconJetDriver]

I enjoyed the longer video! 😁🛫 nice job!

[@relaxinrod]

Camas,Washington boat launch has benches overlooking the ramp,happy coincidence or strategic planning. It's always a show

[@Cyph3rX]

The first pontoon filled with winners make me feel REALLY good about myself

[@rsouder953]

Love the videos, this video was extremely painful to watch, yet entertaining. Was there any damage to the one boat? When is your dog/boating video coming out?

[@budm9982]

Oh Please! CCC, you have to put a !!WARNING!! on this one. I went from seeing the pontoon coming in and being hopeful......silly me! I went from hopeful to LMAO!! To, Oh just quit.. My abs actually hurt from laughing so hard. Seriously, I may have injured something. Then the runabout come in and I scream at orange shirt, "JUST GRAB THE BOAT!!!" This is the best episode you've ever produced. Thanks for the laugh.

[@callanj7282]

i love the dog, it's got boat Sense.

[@TheAjcatallo]

"I don't teach drivers ed for boats." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@afivecents]

I kinda wonder what the pelicans are thinin'.😆😆😆😆😆

[@TheArmedFisherman]

Woah, we're half way there Woah, livin' on a prayer Take my hand, we'll make it I swear Woah, livin' on a prayer

[@wnmech6495]

Another much enjoyed video

[@captaind6178]

I've said this before:. Prior to the 1990s I knew next to nothing about boating. But, a friend of mine who grew up around boats bought a 31 foot Formula. He has a slip at Lake Powell. Not to brag, but I observed and learned, and I was trusted within hours to operate that vessel, learned the helm, etc. Pointing out my "captain" experience is in airplanes. But, a boat on water and an airplane are BOTH affected by wind and currents. Docking a boat (stable platform) and/or putting an airplane on the ground gives you a different level of control. Astonishing how some people don't get it! Adding, and airplanes operate in THREE dimensions!

[@hookednrolling2009]

Now there is credit card truck Captains. Oh lord help us laugh out load JT

[@sxurry]

What really got me was that F150 launching that Angler boat during the pontoon fail. Fleet-trim base model with normal cab and short bed, with aftermarket wheels??? Florida is mind boggling

[@darvinmcclellan5070]

I could make a "boat load" of money (get the pun?) teaching boating classes down there!

[@jugaloking69dope58]

should put the mission impossible theme some on this 🤣🤣

[@jeffrandolf5673]

05:20 Everyone in the comments here SCREAMING "PUT IT IN REVERSE".

[@mikemoore1821]

Ok i'm real curious about what you had to blur out on the side of the pontoon boat?

[@camamoutback]

i like the new longer videos .. thank you.. most entertaining as usual.. ttfn

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Average watch time is 5-6 minutes. That kills the algorithms

[@Devast8r34]

Fantastic content

[@mrfarmer532]

Good episode CCC. 👍🏼

[@amrak5028]

TRI -C you have patience. Some of these "Boaters" should never be behind any wheel, land or sea.

[@markadkins9290]

Where exactly is this place,I want to come and watch

[@shaunwatson6996]

Anti - slip walker. Hilarious. Lol.

[@ericneering6357]

All they gotta do is get a bumper dock where I live. We’re not allowed to power load in a bumper. Dock is a way to go and get yourself an off-road winch. It’s so much easier.

[@Travelinmatt1976]

The first guy keeps ending up in the same place every time he tries. It's like he doesn't realize that the back of the boat swings out opposite where the front goes.

[@surfstarcc1]

In my area we call it 7-Eleven feet

[@mfoste25]

Love the commentary, lol

[@markbyron1]

I was bringing in boats at 12 years old by myself! It's really not that difficult..

[@bobshafer7118]

Guy in the red boat.. if you can not drive.. just give it more throttle.. that always helps... plus never have a rope handy & make sure the ropes are in knots..best way to store ropes.

[@GWNorth-db8vn]

I'd be happy to dock it for him. Just pull up to the dock and I'll get aboard.

[@brucegordon4874]

had a friend in jamaica who had a 40 ft wooden sail boat with no engine. He could back it out the slip and park it on a dime using his sail. Never seen anything like it

[@JollyGreen79]

Boat rentals should require some form of training or certification. In Washington State, and many other states, boat owners are required to take a course and possess a boater's card. Basically a driver's license for boats. However, rentals are exempt from requiring said boater's card. This makes no sense! I keep my distance from rental boats as much as possible. Too many people who rent boats have no clue what they're doing and have no business operating a boat.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

They do… it’s a credit card with a 2k authorization for damages

[@henrywilliams1965]

Here in Kentucky they will rent you a house boat and turn you loose on the lake, even if your not qualified to operate a tricycle. How do I know, because I was tied up in a cove fishing in my pontoon and got hit by a 70 ft rental. I guarantee they don't let these assholes try to dock them when they return to the marina because they would destroy the docks.

[@JollyGreen79]

@@henrywilliams1965 oh chit! Talk about a bad day! I carry full coverage insurance on my boat, as well as all of my vehicles, but if somebody fugs up my vintage 76 Apollo they might have an even worse day. It can't just be replaced.

[@scottawes921]

Well, when they bounce off my boat or hurt my family, I'll sue the crap out of them.

[@F10Colin]

In the UK, no charter company will charter you a boat unless you are qualified. Certificates must be provided and they will still hold a security deposit of £1,000 to £3,000, or more, depending the boat being chartered. Large sailing yachts will need to have a commercially endorsed skipper with qualified mate as minimum. Sailing may be tougher around the UK, I’m not sure, but we do get some horrendous weather and incredible tidal streams. So, stay well clear of the idiots that have no idea what they re doing, particularly if they’re heading in your direction😮 Stay safe out there 😊

[@myvalium1]

So did the red top Regal do any damage to the other boat? Would have been wrong considering the other captain wasn’t aware.

[@mikesproles7045]

CCC, what is that roll cage looking device with the steering wheel?

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Prob the upper platform

[@Firedog9100]

Dude on the Regal applied lots of “panic power”… Second cousin twice removed from the “whiskey throttle”…

[@3GKFISHING]

These videos makes my head hurt.

[@nitehawk86]

This is like the American version of Cruising the Cut.

[@scottawes921]

I don't understand what the pluck people are thinking. I guess it's down to seat time. I'll admit that when I was a rookie, I chose a free launch with no wake zone and knocked my trim off my jetboat when a large boat went by. Hurt my feelings learned a lesson

[@hdrider05]

Was the other boat damaged?

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Not sure. Maybe a scuff

[@firemanjim324]

"and she don't even watch my videos"......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@denisep3025]

Dang it. Missed a live. Grrrrr

[@CreditCardCaptain]

This week, I’ll do one

[@Endor2001]

Thank you for the longer video. The content is awesome! Way better than, Miami Boat Ramp, channel.

[@t-reysoutdoors7324]

Love the channel, but it makes my anxiety levels go up, lol!

[@rivermagic]

As a non American can someone explain the appeal of pontoon boats? they just seem like utter pigs to handle

[@clayadams_14]

Idk a lot of people just buy them for the sandbar

[@chucksmith5002]

It`s not that hard of a thing to do it`s all common sense. Enjoyed it

[@dacurlydac3042]

LMFAO The Bahamas? Little blue pile makes it hard. LOL

[@jeff1994-b3b]

Great stuff its all about boats

[@kevingrunert5665]

I got to watch a brady white slide off the rollers because C.C. didn't set the latch at the bow of his boat to the trailer before he pulled out of the water. The 30 foot white fiber glass drag mark is still on the pavement.

[@johnwright9372]

Doesn't the state of Florida require and certificate of competence for boats?

[@richardtruitt4646]

that is so funny... FLorida requires nothing

[@MrJoe81]

I used to launch, retrive my vessles by myself. Very few times anyone had a proper clue to help

[@kennythomas1107]

I remember when I was 10 years old and it took me twice to figure out how to calculate the current, wind and which side of the dock to use......

[@idiotsinboats]

Docking is always a problem for non-professionals

[@darvinmcclellan5070]

that's so sad...makes me glad I live in Oklahoma. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to have your lines prepared WAY before you enter the docks. We teach that to the point it's becomes automatic. Geez

[@danpress7745]

And gas is how much?

[@jackmartin5241]

Thanks ccc

[@anto687]

Did he throw a line that wasn't tied off to the boat?? Genius.

[@garywacaser6230]

Pontoon boat Captain should just stay home next time!

[@SSgtRobertMorris]

Look at the Fat Lab so CUTE!!!!

[@markmorgan5892]

That very first pontoon, how come u blurred the side of it out? Was the name of that boat not appropriate or something and if so what was the name of it or what was blurred out? Oh and u never showed the damage to that other boat!! But Awesome video and commentary again triple C!!!

[@richardtruitt4646]

probably had a rental company name on it.

[@DavidMyers-id6up]

Oh man last pontoon i was forced to drive. I WAS SICK AF. Tarpon boat club show up Im the last minute capt. Hate tampoos, x set me up, did i mention i was stomach afu.

[@DavidMyers-id6up]

Rolling back to the dock, x is giving weird hand signals to dock idiot. I just docked it, got off and blew all over the dock again.

[@DavidMyers-id6up]

They completely figured it out. I'm afu she doesn't give a f and is acting like I'm fine.

[@MrJoe81]

Haha, i have piloted up to 200 foot vessel, i miss my 33 foot fountain

[@mattdilorenzo9572]

My wife calls it “Creeker Feet”. Named after the people that come up out of the creek with no shoes on to go to the convenient store. Their feet are so blackity.

[@ThatGrumpyITGuy]

We didn’t get to see if the red boat had any damage when it came out.. 😢

[@thomasjewell6951]

USCoast Guard would have a good kick out of this wonder if any of these boys would benefit from a boaters safety course?U ⛵ Commander U 157

[@0xb1sh0p8]

Tell the captain coming in at 3:44 to stop frying everybody at the ramp.

[@carlhaag9367]

Awesome

[@albertdeleon6272]

Are having fun yet

[@205SharpShooter]

Pitiful. I was loading a 21 ft bass boat at 13. And this was before all the sissy bars on the backs of trailers now.

[@thekevorlando]

The legal technical term for dirty foot is grocery store feet lol

[@ronn68]

I think "trying to help" one of these people docking their boat would be useless or turn into a confrontation. If they were open to learning they would have done some research or asked another boat owner to go out on the water with them a few times.

[@richardtruitt4646]

or take a boating course. So many available in Florida.

[@carstoniu]

why was the poontange blurred??

[@jerryscray1789]

It was a rental with the information on it

[@nonaboccalupo7733]

How come I don’t see anyone drive their boat right onto the trailer? Easy peasy

[@barryclark2582]

The skipper is fine no problems just stop fuelling up with vodka pist motor

[@tbos5676]

Why is people so afraid of getting wet. Sometimes you just got to get in pull the boat up with a rope I’ve done a lot in winds.

[@henrywilliams1965]

The captain of the red top boat couldn't even make first mate.

[@jamesa6272]

Hey that guy just destroyed your $200 fishing rod lol