Cruising the Bathroom (for beginners) | Patrick Marano

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I think we've all seen that guy... standing at the urinal looking everywhere but right in front of him.
Ever wonder what it's like to cruise the bathroom? Is it even possible? What should I look for? How is it done?
In this video, we break down the basics of cruising in the bathroom so you don't have to worry about getting it wrong!
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[@jefflrfe]

Love your channel! Surprised you didn’t mention “the shopping bag trick!” My late hubby (30 years my senior) told me about cruising Macy’s and Bloomies men’s rooms in the 60’s, where the guy giving head sat on the toilet, and the guy getting head stood in front of him in a big shopping bag. That way, if anybody looked beneath the door or the divider, they saw two feet is a seated position, and a shopping bag presumably full of purchases . Genius, right?!

[@PatrickMarano]

I love this! Thank you so much for sharing... I'm making a note for future videos! xo

[@agustindejesus7398]

jef, things has changed in 2021......a guy in there cleaning all day at all times....no more tricks, just a pick up .....to go. Your place or mine?

[@montyboyb3855]

BRILLIANT! 🔥

[@markdcmountp]

This is brilliant! 🤣

[@agustindejesus7398]

jeff, too much work, forget it. I have been at Macys bathroom in the last 10 years....no one give blowjobs there. The cleaner will see you....the sixties are gone.

[@Scorchy666]

I don't find anything wrong in seeking a little action, but it can go terribly wrong if not careful. I once worked in a mall department store with an infamous bathroom. The store security was largely unable to "deal with the problem" so local vice cops were called in. Two undercovers went inside while a third stood outside, often keeping an eye on me to see whether I was telling guys not to go in (at least that was my impression the way he kept looking over at me). A lewd conduct charge will ruin your life. If convicted, you are required to register as a sex offender. Use serious discretion.

[@PatrickMarano]

all good advice

[@jayng153]

@@PatrickMarano How about the fact children use these bathrooms? Does that bother you at all. You disgust me and I'm gay too...

[@PracticalPerry]

Not necessarily true that you would be required to register as a "sex offender", for adult consensual sex. Sex offender registration requirements involves those who partake in rape (non-consensual sex) or statutory rape e.g.

[@davidortins9643]

I live in a small Florida beach town. One end of the beach was known as the "gay" end. Police sent an undercover detective and he arrested 5 men for making an advance on him, all were 65-85. Local paper decides to shame them by putting their photos on front page. One commits suicide the next day. Police are sued for entrapment.

[@PracticalPerry]

@@davidortins9643 This happened at University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma, back in the 90's, regarding the restroom in the Student Union (OMU).

[@davidbowden796]

Funny and educational stuff! I'm a 70 year old gay guy who used the shopping bag trick at different malls. I soon discovered that I found a better selection of "tools" in a Sears Store restroom than I could in their hardware section. Come to think of it, I guess that could have been their private "hardware" section! What memories!!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for sharing!

[@kennethsymond3171]

O.k

[@deepmind5318]

All in the name of love

[@KnitGayy]

I’m getting into my ‘adventurous’ phase (at 31, I know super late. I was sheltered ) and I have no idea what I’m doing. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart man. I’m autistic and your straight-shot explanations are exactly what I needed! 💜 🫂

[@PatrickMarano]

Cheers!

[@sarahthomas2506]

I heard a couple of years ago where I live there were cruisings in the Walmart bathrooms and Kroger too! This was at night! They closed the Kroger bathrooms at night! I don't think it happens as much now though! This was a couple of years ago! I love your videos! Keep them coming!👍👍👍👍

[@spunkluver]

I cruised men's rooms for more than a decade. The fear of getting caught was a huge adrenaline rush. I have a lot of really hot stories I can share. 👍

[@PatrickMarano]

Please share

[@spunkluver]

@@PatrickMarano Too dirty for YT...lol

[@mikkeey.6334]

@@spunkluver message?

[@thomasmead4642]

I stopped with washroom's after I discovered "peep-shows".

[@nikoballen]

Glad to hear you no longer live with your parents

[@jeromegreenlee4200]

I love the video brings back the good old days Pat

[@nocount1]

Hahaha! I can't believe this guy's doing this. Awesome!

[@jasonshields9501]

Oh my Goddess! Patrick! You took me back to the good ole days where I cruised the bathrooms at the local "pickle parks" lol... Wait a second, I still do! I will always be a voyeur/exhibitionist. Boy do I have some stories for you. Just subscribed to your channel! Thanks for keeping it real!

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for the comment Jason and for also keeping it real!

[@portlaoise5034]

Started at 16 and still at Mall .

[@jamesdewer]

Wow, just incredible. Please be careful of getting caught or unintentionally pissing someone off and getting shot.

[@budomk9299]

@@jamesdewer the fact that this is a sincere concern....

[@bobnjeffsilvers5811]

Ilove parks a big turn on .

[@londonkyguy]

Oh wow. I have done the bathroom cruise . This is all very familiar. I still love to cruise them if you can find one these days. Internet and phone has destroyed people really getting out of the house and having any real interaction with real people.

[@ender691]

This is the funniest thing ever

[@fabiesque]

You crack me so up!!! And I love that you are so well spoken. The "infamous tapping"...ahahahaha Love your vids!

[@PatrickMarano]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@ChrisPolg]

OMG i laughed so hard for the first minute and a half. Great video. Excellent tips and tricks…for my entertainment purposes only….of course

[@agustindejesus7398]

Chris be careful....it is contageous and sticky but you will like it and get use to it.

[@0therun1t21]

Excellent tips and tricks, lol. Try wearing platform shoes if you're too short for your tip to reach the glory hole, but what if your trick's too tall?

[@illiwd]

"because space is tight... Even if you're not." Lolol 😂😆

[@PatrickMarano]

You heard it!!!! Thanks Dereck hahahaha

[@jerrylee8261]

Hilarious! Love Patrick's sense of humor and well just love Patrick. Somehow he makes raunchy fun seem like a Sunday school lesson. 💖💕

[@PatrickMarano]

Thx John, that's the goal!

[@ocwill]

“... you’re already holdings yourself, you’re like already halfway there... “ 🤣

[@DDumbrille]

@@PatrickMarano Thanks but no thanks. Videos like this set the gay rights movement back 50 years. Truth.

[@johnnymia1563]

Thank you. Lately sadly serious but I have 1 in 1000 amusing! Thanks for cheering me up!

[@martintaylor4812]

@@PatrickMarano hello

[@donald6787]

Entertaining AND educational

[@zetaconvex1987]

Next video: how to get yourself a good lawyer. I liked your manbun, BTW.

[@brinthorne]

I love how dedicated you are to being a "bad influence", like a hot little devil on my shoulder ;)

[@PatrickMarano]

I love this!

[@hotflesh66]

The late George Michael got busted for it then later made a song about it! Also a famous book Tearoom Trade or Cottaging in UK slang.

[@londonkyguy]

Alot of us treaded the waters for the younger generation now. They dont know what the struggle was to even meet another gay person.

[@roby9139]

This video lacks one key part: how to behave when trying to cruise. Most men won't play if you are being obvious. Do the foot tapping thing a bit to much and obvious you will scare off others. Wearing clothes that call attention to yourself and the guys that are trying to be discrete will bail. Also, if you are getting signals that the man is not interested in you or is interested in someone else, move the fuck on. Cockblocking should be a crime. This complaint/comment is all for entertainment purposes.

[@ultravice191]

so good and fun..also don't forget to watch the shadows or reflections on the floor. Watch for the guy working himself.

[@PatrickMarano]

totally... the leg that's jiggling from jacking

[@ultravice191]

@@PatrickMarano love when i see that,,,lunch time

[@bbbmw]

This is fantastic 😍

[@markmostiller4826]

Has always wonderful to see you !

[@PatrickMarano]

Oh thank you!

[@joeybleu]

I legit laughed when I saw this video on the homepage lmao.. what times to be alive bahahaha

[@tips_and_tricks_for_life100]

I'm 57 years old. We cruised toilets at the local beach as young men. The urinal was a good starting point, and any action was moved on to a toilet stall.

[@cass4114]

it is very dangerous now

[@tips_and_tricks_for_life100]

@@cass4114 oh, yes! I'm talking late 70s

[@stever3658]

Naughty guy! I'm glad you're reminding guys to be safe, and prepared

[@PatrickMarano]

Always!

[@ccohen747400]

Throw a handful of sand/gravel at the door so that you can hear the footsteps of people coming in or out! HOT TIP! (outdoor locations)

[@PatrickMarano]

Love that

[@nocount1]

Nice!

[@thescottgoldexperience]

Love it! The maid will be thinking who the hell keeps tracking sand in here every day? we're not at the damn beach, where is this coming from! 😂😂

[@larsedik]

@@thescottgoldexperience You could be at the beach, and there are (or were when I lived there) very busy bathrooms in Venice Beach, CA. I never did anything there, but it was obvious what was going on, and there were often guys hanging out just outside, and they would go inside when they saw someone they liked.

[@thescottgoldexperience]

@@larsedik Thinking back I remember seeing guys hanging around bathrooms at the park and basically giving me all these signs but I was too oblivious to recognize them at the time. LOL. Here in Chicago they have the cruising places at the forest preserves. Whenever you park in the parking lot you see guys checking out the guys getting out of the cars. I think I would be too nervous about getting caught but I understand people love that thrill. 😉

[@romanocontti4018]

Ni ce to be reminded of things I did 50 years ago. Wonderful élocution,so easy to understand!

[@brt5273]

Ah memories...glad to hear there are still some people who are not too prudish to enjoy these carnal pleasures🤪

[@FoggyHollowMan]

"Space might be tight, even if you're not"..... Holy sh*t that was too funny!!!!!!!! Love ya man, great vids.

[@PatrickMarano]

I appreciate it!

[@agustindejesus7398]

Thr, you look tight. Are you or it is gone?

[@FoggyHollowMan]

@@agustindejesus7398 Come at me and find out.... 🤤😜

[@raymondtrujillo2707]

Very educational.

[@BLATINO40]

this is HILARIOUS

[@BrinLondo74]

I LOVE the way you say "naughty" & "bad boy"! It gave me a woody but I shall conduct myself as a gentleman. lol

[@michaelgrant7322]

😊 It gave you a woody because you wanna F Patrick really good 😛 The reason I know, is because I also had one and that's what I was thinking 😁 heh heh heh

[@jerrylee8261]

@@michaelgrant7322 OMG, my prudish alter ego is clutching her pearls and getting the vapors.

[@organicsludgeqt7037]

I’ve wanted to try this for so long but I’m really shy! Thanks for the tips maybe I’ll use them one day. 👅

[@crowebro9581]

Same here

[@organicsludgeqt7037]

@@crowebro9581 maybe we’ll run into each other 🤣

[@jerrymunroe4089]

So glad I am so passed all of this, and survived.

[@PatrickMarano]

I'm happy you're still here too. But what do you mean passed it? No interest anymore?

[@3x3mm]

ikr. Let me find another story.😑

[@FatherSun76737]

The most self respecting comment I've read yet here.

[@agustindejesus7398]

Jerry, and what you do after graduation? Not only from bread live the man.

[@greggi47]

I understand that. I changed behavior immediately after three men I knew were arrested by a self-aggrandizing campus cop in a location I had frequented for years. I think that I have purposely cruised public toilets fewer than a half dozen times in 25 years.

[@Atljeepboy]

OMG I can't believe someone finally made a video about this. YaY on you. Happy Crusing everyone.

[@r.flores854]

Crazy times from a previous life some 30 years ago! You made me laugh out loud!

[@MrCrowebobby]

Make that 65 years ago. Thank God I didn't miss out on it in NYC, Paris, Rome or a 100 other cities.

[@duncansdav]

A mall restroom in the 70s was where my career was launched at age 15. I later graduated to the highway rest area. Hot as could be, but those kinds of places have mostly been redesigned, or have such tight security I’d no longer risk it.

[@PatrickMarano]

thank you for the stroll down memory lane

[@duncansdav]

Don’t you find for stalls that shoes can tell you a lot about what’s on the other side? A certain hotel in SF has the best black reflective tile on the rear wall, with enough of a gap that you can turn around and see next door, if your neighbor is into it, looking back at you. Fantastic successes for a few years until one night I barely missed getting caught in the act. And tossed out by security. Ouch! - that put an end to that.

[@johniii8147]

@@duncansdav LOL..that must have been embarrassing.

[@agustindejesus7398]

@@duncansdav.....Duncan, sorry for you. You will discover a new way. Try the church bathroom on Sunday....no one will suspect there is a little devil in church.

[@kidano5317]

15? Sick! And nothing remotely funny or "hot" to casually reference underage relations with adult strangers in restrooms. Typical childhood trauma/abuse masked in stereotypical gay/bi promiscuity. Why not seek therapy for the abuse you likely experienced as a child, which led to premature hyper sexuality as a teen?

[@simon2077]

Be advised I've had a gay friend who did this & eventually ended up in jail, but an undercover cop planted there to make some arrests. Be damn careful.

[@johniii8147]

That's always a risk, but largely depends on where you're at depending on the risk level of that.

[@PatrickMarano]

I hate entrapment... not right

[@piecesofme8531]

Sickening that this is what our tax money is going towards...

[@CJ-hz1uj]

Seems likely jail might be boring, maybe depends on how devoted one might be to such things.

[@thomasblackmon5722]

I knew a guy who had got shot and almost die

[@ARTTOnline]

One of the funniest videos ever, love it, thank you

[@PatrickMarano]

Wow, thanks!

[@imstupidbut]

im so thankful ive never had any of this happen to me, i would freak out if i saw a head poke into my stall

[@JNeil1975]

I love getting checked out when I'm standing at the urinal.

[@andybrie5753]

Me too.

[@DGP653]

I’m usually the one checking you out! 😮

[@jdpinbaytown]

Used to have a lot of fun cruising the local Mall here in the 80s and 90s Malls gone now, Figured guys werent doing this anymore with the Internet and all

[@PatrickMarano]

it's a thing...

[@theo.barcelona]

LMFAO…. Love it !! Very entertaining !!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for watching and commenting friend!

[@ThePoobears]

love your footage of things ...

[@MrSteventodd]

I wish there were a way to know how many people really took this as solid advice

[@PatrickMarano]

hahaha, now that would be interesting!

[@paulbrothers4495]

I hope no one

[@shadown5757]

Wow, this information is shocking but necessary in order to understand subcultural trends that happen in society under our noses. Thanks for sharing this content (no matter the shock that it did on me 😳😳)

[@PatrickMarano]

I totally agree!

[@gustavosworld1]

lol

[@rae0521]

Anyone "shocked" simply hasn't been paying attention to what goes on in the world.

[@palatinate35]

Love this channel!!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@asanoinio8100]

I coughed after finding out tutorials like this existed and was even allowed on KZbin 😬

[@bellad.1274]

In a girl's bathroom, the hand under the door..simply means " I need some toilet paper " !!! 😄

[@PatrickMarano]

ya! hahaha

[@danityvanityinsanity]

I hand them some with a little Nutella slapped on the hand. I love pranks!🤣

[@johniii8147]

Or Tampon

[@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed]

Have no idea how I ended up here but I'm fascinated.

[@PatrickMarano]

Welcome

[@DaddyOfTheSugarVariety]

I haven't been cruising since my bar hopping days, many years ago. Good times.

[@miquelquiles727]

I can't wait to start my cruising Journey 😜

[@philiplowrey1660]

I remember sitting on the toilet in Target wondering why the hell the guy outside was taking so long to finish washing and leave...now I am educated...

[@sparkleprizm199]

Omg

[@Scottie404]

You should teach a course on this - I bet a Community College would be interested.

[@michaelharness3258]

Great video!

[@PatrickMarano]

thx Michael!

[@arialisestrellaartistry]

I love the future! Thanks for making this video! 💚💚💚

[@PatrickMarano]

You bet!

[@biguy47905]

I got a kick out of this short video - quite entertaining, Patrick! One important point that was overlooked for beginners (or perhaps I was distracted while it was addressed 😁) is be aware that undercover cops sometimes conduct stings on public cruising areas - especially if there have been complaints. There are certain behaviors that cops can use to draw you in and they almost always use younger, attractive cops as bait. There have been several instances in my area over the years where a number of guys (seasoned cruisers) were arrested and had their mug shots from the county jail shared on the evening news. Just in case there are any actual beginners viewing this tutorial!

[@PatrickMarano]

Yes, thanks for that

[@greggi47]

I managed to avoid encounters with cops when I was spending too much time cruising, but people I know didn't. The consequences were catastrophic for them. Thinking about it later, I reflected on how vulnerable to meeting up with dangerous people other than cops can be. Again, the most I encountered was extremely unpleasant people, never seriously threatening ones. I understand the attractions of cruising toilets, and certainly can't look down in any way on men who do it for whatever reasons they have. BUT PLEASE never forget that there are real risks involved that even best intentions and super-caution may not be guarantees that the most desired outcums are the only possibilities.

[@biguy47905]

@@greggi47 100% spot on!

[@MyTMARhAR]

That's how they caught George Michael (rip!) & some other celebs- they use the handsome undercovers as clickbait lol!

[@kennethsymond3171]

Km

[@holland9199]

😂Lies Mary😅Lies nothing but Lies, yes you have 🤣

[@holland9199]

Nice 'as' I would bury my face 😂 in that for an hour + 😝

[@CHIKN22]

hahaha ... so funny!! Drying hands for over 10 minutes!! Nothing like a good juice dirty hint!! good video Patrick..

[@torteragrotel3897]

This is hilarious , thank you

[@bstr-ey6wl]

I was very surprised there was so much activity, in the men bathrooms, in Miami malls, in 2011. Crazy.

[@derricklangford4725]

Damn this takes me back to the mid 90's and the basement food court bathrooms of Marshall Fields in Chicago 😋

[@PatrickMarano]

always the food courts... lol

[@salrodriguez4295]

Lol sooooo glad this came up in my feed 😇 brings back some fun memories 😋

[@PatrickMarano]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@brucewinther6926]

Love the beginning of this---SARCASM indeed !!!

[@MikeTazz]

I really want to know how someone as young as you are know all of this that I had to learn bit by bit from my teen years on. I knew all of this by my early 20s but it took a while to learn on my own and here you are taking the joy of finding all of this out yourself. LOL - also - I could have given you stories and a few more things to look for - lol.

[@PatrickMarano]

I'm just sharing the knowledge lol

[@imhoned4532]

Please give the tips and stories ! Lol I am turning 30 and have been cruising for a ou olé of years. I’ve learned the ropes and consider myself fully fluent in cruising lol although guys always have unique tips haha. One of the best tips I learned from a fellow cruiser was to put toilet paper over the little camera by not folding the toilet paper so the toilet doesn’t keep flushing.

[@imhoned4532]

Another tip is to search for any Home Depot or Lowe’s. You’ll usually find a peep hole

[@bunkyman8097]

Mike milliron, Do tell!

[@portlaoise5034]

i started at the Mall when 15

[@jamesrobinson2175]

Thank you Patrick!!!

[@markledesma2396]

Been there, done that, thanks for the memories, back in the day was my Spartacus too.

[@jeremystark3350]

I always knew people were doing other things besides pooping & peeing in alot of the bathrooms in parks, boat ramps and other areas when I was a kid riding my bike around town. 😁

[@uglymelon6721]

Did you join them?

[@fashionovawigs]

@@uglymelon6721 they were a kid…

[@goudagrishhdoe8925]

@@fashionovawigs these ppl obviously don’t care about not being sexually criminal and deviant if you read these comments.

[@mesmor]

More sick shit evolving chil

[@mesmor]

@@goudagrishhdoe8925 sick shit ..can't curse but rapidly ing children

[@StollenBunz]

Thank you for these. Always used apps and online dating. Trying to get away from that cause it’s too dangerous. People can be whoever they want online. But in person what you see is what you get. It’s been so hard trying to hook up the old fashion way. Your vids have definitely helped. I have really bad anxiety so the sauna vids have helped ease some of those nerves too. lol

[@PatrickMarano]

I'm glad my videos helped you!

[@davislongsworth7150]

this made my day! loved bathrooms when in college,W&M.

[@BangEmUp1994]

William and mary

[@jacquesrenou2850]

I remember my community college bathroom,it was a place to cruise big-time! Found out by accident and enjoyed it while it lasted.😋

[@superyachtchef]

Comedy Gold Medalists 🏅 🎖 🤣

[@Alexander-rq9he]

OMG I miss the days of cruising..it would happen everywhere…at a park, on the streets..with that one look you knew. (I remember being cruised by a gorgeous man once at the mall - he was with the wife and kids - dammit) Nowadays no one even makes eye contact and the internet:hook up apps killed that part of our subculture. Maybe with this video it will all come back (I can only hope because it was really so exciting!)

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for understand lol

[@xyz-pg3zd]

did he keep following you? looking? what were the signals

[@Alexander-rq9he]

@@xyz-pg3zd No he didn’t follow me but I’m sure he would have if he was alone. We first passed each other in the store and our eyes caught…he smiled at me..I smiled back at him and was like OMG he’s fn hot…we both took a few more steps and I turned around to look at him again and to my surprise he was doing the same thing looking back at me smiling lol. I hung around and we exchanged a few more glances and smiles..but he was with the family and I understood the situation. There’s just a knowing that you have when someone finds you attractive..it’s sort of written on their face..it’s really nice when that happens and it’s exciting.. There’s a lot that can be communicated nonverbally. I think it starts with the eyes and making eye contact..when it happens you’ll know…there’s no mistaking it. Stay open to it. Best of luck 😘

[@xyz-pg3zd]

@@Alexander-rq9he HOT. Definitely love eye contact. So hot. I was just curious since I had an encounter at the air port, but wasn't sure if the other guy wanted more. It was a busy area though, but kept catching each other's stares here and there. Just sucks that it's harder with the whole mask policy at the time too (due to covid). Eh... at least I got the thrill of that

[@yor519]

Someday when I am not busy I would write a book about this thing called Cruising. I discovered this in late 80s and carried on until the age of internet.

[@critifur]

Patrick! You are killing me with these videos! I don't understand the algorithm that caused KZbin to suggest your videos to me, YT certainly doesn't know that we once danced (and roomed) together at the Bourbon Pub for Decadence (or was it Mardi Gras?) in New Orleans, 15+ years ago... Lord! But I am glad to see your face, and glad for the laughs! You were a "bad" influence then, and clearly nothing has changed in that regard.

[@PatrickMarano]

OMG yessss! Mardi Gras!! Glad to know I haven't really changed! LOL Hope you're doing well

[@critifur]

@@PatrickMarano Thankfully, life is improving again! :D I should amend my previous statement, you weren't really a bad influence, the dancer apartment was already an "incestu-ish" orgy of go-go boys and porn stars when you arrived. Though meeting you was the absolute first (and last time) that a man introduced himself to me in quite the way you did me. :D good memory!

[@jabnola]

Been there, done that! Old school cruising.

[@Greggory1987]

Yep almost 20 years ago for me LOL.

[@joeylong8194]

I was a "tearoom" junkie back in my 20's. (The 80's)

[@johniii8147]

Yeah it could be some fun in my early 20's. Don't really miss it but nor do i have regrets. It's amusing when young people think it's so new yeah new for you for it's been going on for decades.

[@NextWorldVR]

@@joeylong8194 I miss being 20 and doing 20 guys a day in 'The Fens' cruisy spot in Boston... :)

[@jamesmiller4184]

Yeah, and while reading ONE Magazine. Oh! Sorry. Not that far-back!

[@SWTobito0702]

I quite honestly did not expect to find a video like this on youtube.

[@PatrickMarano]

surprise!

[@bravoprojectrunwayfans]

😂 can't believe it's actually on KZbin

[@donaldstorm4959]

Hey when I was younger some bathrooms they were very clean because they we're never used just for sex only sometimes you had to wait in line for a stall or a urinal like wow you have to wait in line OMG now those were some awesome bathrooms!

[@PatrickMarano]

Wow that's nuts

[@neilschipper3741]

Here is a tip I learned last weekend while dropping through the woods. After giving this lovely encounter a free ride down at man land he website out a bottle of water shelves are up the land of glory and give it a squeeze like a douche!

[@PatrickMarano]

ahhhh yes, the improvised douche routine, I've heard of it

[@michaelgrant7322]

Maybe I'm too young for this old school talk... But I honestly have no idea what that guy was even talking about in his above ^ comment about in the woods 😣 It sounded like Greek or Latin to me 😒

[@markmh835]

@@michaelgrant7322 -- Yup, too young....

[@bmbaretopndc]

@@michaelgrant7322 he was talking about cleaning out using a water bottle in place of a shower shot

[@michaelgrant7322]

@@bmbaretopndc ohhhhhh I got it... A WALK thru the woods .. Meets a "friend".... Friend pounds him... Decides it would be fun to get a water bottle and clean out his hard work for him... Gives him the plastic enema... He lets it out while they both perv on watching ... Then he tells us all about it 😣 Forgetting the rule of Too Much Info 😂

[@Steggy0121]

Love you buddy!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Hey! Nice to see you here!

[@treehuggerdude4]

Great video! Thabks for breaking it down for us Clueless dudes!

[@PatrickMarano]

Any time!

[@MrDesertmike]

I miss cruising, this pandemic has taken so much fun out of naughty bad fun! Love the sleeveless button down, sweet eye candy😋😋

[@TheAdamBshow]

Any vids of you cruising?

[@cop39fl]

in ft lauderdale, the county courthouse on the upper floors where civil/small claims, divources etc have obscure bathrooms, i used to catch lawyers and case defendants doing their thing, usually they got chased out w/o paperwork, summons if they got lippy, it was connected to the jail, but taking 2 hrs off yr post to do paperowrk was not cost effective.

[@PatrickMarano]

it's everywhere

[@johnnymia1563]

Says COP-39?!?! Omg you’re setting up a sting or a party?

[@howardjdownes]

Haha...very funny...takes me back...I'm not a debauched naughty connoisseur but recognised all bar the tap, &yes, there's a village near me in the Lakes, England called Cockermouth which is good as is the police station car park cottage with no urinal just the single cubicle as we say 😀

[@timothyb949]

OMG I could write a book

[@PatrickMarano]

Please do, I'll buy it!

[@TheMikester307]

I got cruised in a public men's room once! But I was on a delivery route and on a time schedule and I was stuffed in the closet at the time! My loss!

[@PatrickMarano]

Ah man, hopefully you'll get another chance

[@TheMikester307]

@@PatrickMarano Thanks! I got better than that; about twenty years later I met a nice guy and we got happily married!

[@michaelgaynor6866]

@@TheMikester307 ,BRAVO! So did I, 34 year's later still together and married

[@TheMikester307]

@@michaelgaynor6866 Wonderful!

[@couchtater83]

Bonus tip: sit in a stall and leave the door unlocked

[@lordeverybody872]

This is great information for the public, and the police

[@PatrickMarano]

The public and police are well aware. They don't need me.

[@dinosaur304]

@@PatrickMarano If the public, which includes gay men in all degrees of in/out of the closet, is well aware of all the info you are putting out, then it goes without saying that there is no need for any of your videos. Clearly you produce your videos for salacious entertainment for the uninitiated of all stripes and colors. You are giving meddlesome voyeurs the knowledge to find our play spots and blow them up. You are why we can't have anymore places for fun.

[@ady8097]

Miss the old days! I had the nerve back then. lol.

[@eekns]

Funny how that changes. Our youthful hormones throwing caution to the wind.

[@delibakerytravel]

You are just so 💃💃 FABULOUS, A BAD BOY!!! LOVE YOU!!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Thank you Paul xo

[@avbroooo]

So fab and his hair man - beautiful 😻 human 😍

[@valeria-militiamessalina5672]

This made sense in the pre-apps era. Nowadays, maybe for the thrill of it, if you are that kind of person.

[@kimopuppy]

1) Can't believe KZbin recommeded this channel 2) Guess you can find almost anything on KZbin

[@PatrickMarano]

1) You'd be surprised 2) Yes, you can

[@robi9973]

Thanks Patrick

[@tabby53152144]

Had my first bathroom cruising experience a few months back, the guy was super hot and raunchy. We finished up just before someone walked in. Thanks for the videos! Keep it up.

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for sharing!

[@xyz-pg3zd]

how did it all happen?

[@beccawaters4484]

I am a 50 year old straight woman and I had no idea what Patrick was talking about until the glory hole was mentioned. This was a suggested watch btw. 😂 Also, I have 29 yo twin boys, one is gay and the other is bi. They are definitely going to laugh.

[@PatrickMarano]

haha thank you for watching with an open mind and with levity. Your boys are lucky to have you

[@joevasquez3434]

It is fun;... lot of fun. I've cruised br from Cali, to FL, to Maine to Washing ton state... go for it.

[@homeiswhereukeepurdealdoe]

going back to Eddie from time to time ♥

[@jonnyenglish9479]

I used to work in a dept store where the men's toilet would be as busy as a train station at around 4pm. This was a women's store too. I would call security constantly. Guys, this is just wrong. Mums out with their kids would take them to the toilet and send them in (not really young kids, obviously). Old guys going in alone too. I mean, it's just not what I want people to think of gay guys, like myself, that we are digusting sex crazed people who don't care about other people. There are also children with families at the park and guys are there cruising. Not cool. Do it at night or get on Grindr.

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for the perspective Jonny

[@nycbearff]

One of the main non-spoken rules of cruising is to stop any activity if you hear someone unknown coming in. So while non-participants are in the restroom, all activity stops. So it's like timesharing, and kids are NOT aware that it was happening before they got there.

[@rae0521]

Kids haven't a clue about such things. Quit using the "what about the children" excuse when it's really YOU who have the problem dealing with it.

[@nunnayrbznz3576]

Not the target audience but very interesting. Patrick you have a great.pracical infomative show as you give practicable and helpful. They aren't teaching this in high school.

[@PatrickMarano]

No they are not! lol, thank you for writing!

[@scruffysean3640]

Oh yes! When I lived and worked in Los Angeles, I would go across the street to the mall every day on my lunch hour and, um, eat. What a great buffet they served up there.

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for sharing!!

[@xyz-pg3zd]

is the mall still there?

[@cellosean]

@@xyz-pg3zd Sure is.

[@douglasramsey8028]

LOL. that "Uncle Charlie" looks EXACTLY like a dude that used to be a permanent feature at my local mall restroom like 25 years ago.

[@PatrickMarano]

hahahaha