George Carlin - God loves you!

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@anothga
@anothga 9 жыл бұрын
"But he loves you." This is how you deliver the punchline, people.
@LightningJanitorial
@LightningJanitorial 9 жыл бұрын
Amen dude. Amazing set up for four words. Greatest comedian of all time.
@FreeKentHovind
@FreeKentHovind 5 жыл бұрын
From a friend ;-) chick.com/products/tract?stk=0085
@garystevenson5560
@garystevenson5560 4 жыл бұрын
Think he'll be lauging in Hell ? Now that was funny. Laugh
@chetmanley1229
@chetmanley1229 4 жыл бұрын
@@garystevenson5560 you seem like a very funny intelligent person. Let's hear one of your classic jokes
@котсерый-м2э
@котсерый-м2э 4 жыл бұрын
@@FreeKentHovind религиозный фанатик
@davidlee1820
@davidlee1820 Жыл бұрын
He was a philosopher, with a sense of humor. RIP George Carlin.💔
@manolo55452
@manolo55452 Жыл бұрын
I'm have a philosophy degree and can confirm that, Carlin are a stand up philosophy.
@FarremShamist
@FarremShamist 9 жыл бұрын
The way he said "But he loves you" is the best.
@Kajehart
@Kajehart 8 жыл бұрын
+Farrem Shamist It's hilarious! You can just hear the hypocrisy dripping off his voice!
@FarremShamist
@FarremShamist 8 жыл бұрын
Karl Gephart Wait do you think he's serious or something?
@dirtyharry0191
@dirtyharry0191 8 жыл бұрын
He means that God is a hypocrite.
@damage1136
@damage1136 5 жыл бұрын
Like I'm high... Like he uses some kind of sound effect...
@jakerattle95
@jakerattle95 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@foreverKHHV
@foreverKHHV 4 жыл бұрын
The face after he said "But he loves you" is priceless
@spongeyspikes09
@spongeyspikes09 3 жыл бұрын
It's the part where he says "HE NEEDS MONEY!" That got me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danielfarmer6062
@danielfarmer6062 2 жыл бұрын
yep
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
He just described religion in one minute. Great George Carlin we need more men and women like you.
@awkwardomelette7316
@awkwardomelette7316 2 жыл бұрын
you idolize this guy
@anahata3478
@anahata3478 2 жыл бұрын
He described fundamentalist strains of Islam and Christianity, not religion. Christianity has strains which affirm universal salvation. Hinduism with the exception of Dvaita Vedanta also teaches universal salvation. Early Christianity was a very radical proto-anarchist movement. Sadly, now it became a tool for the rich.
@Grandmaster_Dragonborn
@Grandmaster_Dragonborn 2 жыл бұрын
Hence why Religion is BS & spirituality is the way :D
@MyContext
@MyContext 2 жыл бұрын
@Tableú [Yes, God has a laws and demands order. What is funny about this?] We have no evidence for any God (non-contingent intelligent agent). Thus, it is funny and sad that people accept this idea as being factual.
@MyContext
@MyContext 2 жыл бұрын
@Tableú The Bible is mythology. I would suggest you take the time to expand your understanding of reality. It is not a surprise that areas of higher levels of religiosity also tend suffer more crime. Ignorance gets in the way of having decent opportunities due to such being an inherent limiter of options and skills.
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most iconic minute of his career to me.
@RobertAniFreak
@RobertAniFreak 10 жыл бұрын
But he loves you, and he needs money! Ooh god I freaking miss him.... I bet he has the following written on his tomb stone, "Here lies George Carlin, The last human being with common sense!"
@MrSynesthesia
@MrSynesthesia 8 жыл бұрын
+RobertGameFreak Let's not call it "common sense". Everything in the world gets labelled "common sense" by people who believe it. To the religious, religion is just common sense. Carlin had something far, far less common: an inquisitive, curious mind and the desire to think hard about things and find the real truths in them, even when those truths run *counter* to "common sense"
@dragoninthewest1
@dragoninthewest1 7 жыл бұрын
I wish he were alive. I love to hear his commentary on Modern social justice.
@FalkonD
@FalkonD 5 жыл бұрын
He was cremated
@annieruok2162
@annieruok2162 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrSynesthesia Hallefuckinglujah!
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
...and a brain of his own.🤣
@dbzgal04
@dbzgal04 8 жыл бұрын
Forgot the part on how this Invisible Man sends you to that same place of fire and smoke for not loving Him back.
@marcuspeters9166
@marcuspeters9166 5 жыл бұрын
George is in hell as we speak-
@anonUK
@anonUK 4 жыл бұрын
It's rule number 1.
@aste4949
@aste4949 4 жыл бұрын
For not loving him back *in the right way.* FTFY can't forget how there's so many different sects of every major religion.
@blackpolishedchrome4774
@blackpolishedchrome4774 3 жыл бұрын
Also forgot the part, where one can turn to god no matter what terrible things one had been doing (incl. murder....), and recieveth salvation and a golden entry card for heaven.
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcuspeters9166 Hell doesn't exist. With all due respect to George Carlin, he's fucking dead and rotting in the ground. That's what happens when we die.
@jakep1979
@jakep1979 4 жыл бұрын
The way he sticks his hand out & say " He needs money!" is hilarious, reminds me of my land lord.
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 10 ай бұрын
"RENT????" 😂
@oisinmaccumhaill7037
@oisinmaccumhaill7037 7 ай бұрын
@@JoeChillton YOU’LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
@komfykoala6083
@komfykoala6083 3 жыл бұрын
RIP legendary George Carlin
@NixNautilus
@NixNautilus 2 жыл бұрын
@Tableú and that is what you call bullshit
@nickgage1162
@nickgage1162 12 жыл бұрын
The way he says "But he NEEDS MONEY!" is the best
@MarinaGreen-i4p
@MarinaGreen-i4p 11 ай бұрын
What an amazing man! Fun fact: he came out with his "7 words you can't say on television" on July 21, 1972 Robin Williams' 21st birthday. Another favorite of mine. I'd like to think these two are doing improv somewhere in the universe.
@luc9766
@luc9766 3 жыл бұрын
This is legendary lmao. So simple and clear, yet people still believe in something like that, it's sad.
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
hey my brother :" ) also he did get a lot wrong with the 10 commandments for instance, it was just to show that we are not perfect and to help humble hardened hearts who think theyre better than others also, God is very real, Ive personally have been healed of lifelong physical issues my body has dealt with in 1 prayer to God ive seen prophecies come true word for word that made 0 sense ive seen prayers answered even some of the most niche ive even had visions of meeting people before I met them in person, seeing their exact face one such person was my mothers Ex whom before I even knew he existed I had a dream of him as a kid with a gun, he seemed devious, the next day I met him, and I told my mother it was a terribly hard relationship for my mother
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
God is very real my friend, I promise you that :" ) I know life isnt easy, i know faith can be trying, but God is still real, whether or not our prayers and hopes are answered instantly or not God does love you, and he wants you to have trust in him and love for him and for others
@jonxina7263
@jonxina7263 2 жыл бұрын
🤓
@charleshastings9452
@charleshastings9452 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshua2400 lmaoooooo what a wanker
@tgstudio85
@tgstudio85 Жыл бұрын
@@joshua2400 *God is very real my friend, I promise you that :" )* Sorry kiddo, but promise from a liar is worth nothing *I know life isnt easy* I have quite easy life... because I don't rely it on fairytales kiddo. *God does love you* Then why he always sends losers like you kiddo to convey his message? If I love someone I say that to their face like a man, not thru some loser like a coward.
@razor198042
@razor198042 6 жыл бұрын
Perfect way to sum up religion, we miss you George
@Miarchieve
@Miarchieve 8 жыл бұрын
but he loves you
@madmaxandrade
@madmaxandrade 5 жыл бұрын
He loves you and he needs money!
@Anatoles
@Anatoles 4 жыл бұрын
He always needs money!
@joewesleypat
@joewesleypat 2 жыл бұрын
Smartest man that ever lived.
@neshking6759
@neshking6759 2 жыл бұрын
This never gets old.
@NarfBLAST
@NarfBLAST 10 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was a wise man. This comment section is full of nonsense.
@twsx
@twsx 10 жыл бұрын
He was hilarious and brilliant as hell. But he was also a paranoid anarchist, especially in his later years. Best comedian we've ever had, no doubt. I wouldn't idolize him in a political sense though.
@NarfBLAST
@NarfBLAST 9 жыл бұрын
Paranoid anarchist. I will have to add that to my facebook profile. :)
@alkimalk2922
@alkimalk2922 9 жыл бұрын
+NarfBLAST _"George Carlin was a wise man. This comment section is full of nonsense."_ _"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"_ (Mark 8:36) _"Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men."_ (1 Corinthians 1:25) _"For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness."_ (1 Corinthians 3:19) _"Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour."_ (Proverbs 14:9) _"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."_ (Psalms 14:1)
@johnhughes5179
@johnhughes5179 8 жыл бұрын
+FraggingBard There is no 'invisible man' in right wing economics. Nor is there left or right wing economics, is there left and right wing astrophysics?
@alkimalk2922
@alkimalk2922 8 жыл бұрын
Crispy Slick Jesus is God manifest in the flesh. *Jesus is God. Believe in Jesus and be saved.*
@loriburke7856
@loriburke7856 Жыл бұрын
Robyn, my grandmother was a minister. Love George Carlin, but I also believe in God
@Zainano
@Zainano 9 жыл бұрын
WORD OF WISDOM, RIGHT THERE!
@Superdeath25
@Superdeath25 11 ай бұрын
All one needs to know about God is that he considers abandoning the religion FAR worse than mistreating a fellow believer to the point they no longer want to be a part of the religion. The latter he'll forgive as long as you read the Bible and believe, but the former places you in the express lane to eternal punishment
@spongeyspikes09
@spongeyspikes09 5 жыл бұрын
0:35 just like my family 🤣🤣🤣
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
thats because he does love you :" ) yeah we might have small to big punishments here and there for our sinful actions, but God does not want anyone to go to hell, thats why God has worked hard to allow us the chance to go to heaven while also continuing to give us free will free will is extremely important to God because he wants you to freely think and choose, but he wants you to choose hope and goodness over the sinful life the devil desires for you to live a sinful life so that you can slip into darkness with him, it breaks God's heart but that is why he sends many people to help be the a light of hope :" ) so that you and I could have a chance at eternity, and so that we can be a beacon of hope to others Love you my brother
@jhmejia
@jhmejia 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshua2400 I’ve never quite understood this- there are billions of people who have never heard of Jesus. Is it impossible for god to have saved even one more person without violating free will? I really just never understood how an omnipotent God who wishes nobody to go to hell can only save like 6 billion people max without violating free will
@lenny5022
@lenny5022 Жыл бұрын
​@@joshua2400 wish he'd love those kids with cancer tho
@fiscalcpiano
@fiscalcpiano 3 ай бұрын
"free will" like how Noah's peers used their free will to disobey god and then god supposedly drowned them all? It's like saying you have free will to choose not to do something that a person with a gun pointed to your head asks you to do. ​@@joshua2400
@bobwilbank
@bobwilbank 8 жыл бұрын
Give praise to the almighty great pumpkin ,or he wont visit your pumpkin patch on Halloween
@AmericanFlyOnTheWall
@AmericanFlyOnTheWall 3 ай бұрын
When I met my wife, she was a Southern Baptist from the Philippines. American missionaries brainwashed her grandparents in the 1950s. I showed her this video, and the "needs money" part hit her like a ton of bricks, because all the preachers in the Philippines REALLY beg for money, even moreso than in the U.S. My wife is now a Strong Atheist like me. We can't "save" them all, but we can enlighten the open-minded. 😊
@punchline43
@punchline43 2 ай бұрын
Southern Baptist and the Philippines don't sound like they should be in the same sentence😄
@oakcakaya
@oakcakaya 21 күн бұрын
Not everyone can deliver the “He loves you”
@copernicus99
@copernicus99 4 ай бұрын
Classic Carlin, eternally relevant and wise
@GranVlog
@GranVlog 7 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear a joke? Religion
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 5 жыл бұрын
*The Pope has joined the chat*
@yussufjimale3907
@yussufjimale3907 5 жыл бұрын
@@yeng1855 *The spanish Inquisition has joined the chat*
@anhbayar11
@anhbayar11 4 жыл бұрын
@@yeng1855 who the fuk cares if pope joined or not?
@drankurbaruah
@drankurbaruah 4 жыл бұрын
Dafuq you doing? Nearly died laughing... Watch it !!! Break it to us gently. .
@abhishekranjan3941
@abhishekranjan3941 4 жыл бұрын
Best joke ever😂😂😂
@liamroberts7512
@liamroberts7512 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck me, you would not believe how good it feels to a proud Englishman like me to hear an American insulting religion. It's a rarity, if you ask me. A majority of Americans seem to be Bible bashers, especially from the Southern and Western areas
@heisen-bones
@heisen-bones 4 жыл бұрын
If he was still with us today, those southerners & feminists would've eaten him alive.
@Hnzugaming
@Hnzugaming Жыл бұрын
RIP George Carlin ❤
@nickgage1162
@nickgage1162 12 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but the way he says "and he NEEDS MONEY" is funnier to me
@richhornie7000
@richhornie7000 4 ай бұрын
This is perhaps the single most insane thing that majority of humans genuinely believe in, that torturing you for all of eternity is love
@waltwash
@waltwash 11 жыл бұрын
A soul lives on to know something after a body is dead?
@annieruok2162
@annieruok2162 5 жыл бұрын
More bullshit spewed in the name of Jesus.
@IncredibleC85
@IncredibleC85 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 They're will never be another George Carlin🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾😂😂🌟
@user-ig6bg7rl1w
@user-ig6bg7rl1w 4 жыл бұрын
Men this is one of the best comedies bit of all time, BTW I’m a catholic and it is funny.
@chris-nj3vg
@chris-nj3vg 3 жыл бұрын
Why then are you still catholic?! There are also other denominations which do not believe in eternal torture.
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
@@chris-nj3vg i myself am not catholic, (im nondenominational/leaning on pentecostal) and hell is talked about alot in the bible "And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell." - Matthew 10:28 "And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.” - Matthew 25:46 John 3:13-19 13 No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven-the Son of Man. 14 Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the wilderness, so the Son of Man must be lifted up, 15 that everyone who believes may have eternal life in him.” 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. 19 This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
@@chris-nj3vg Jesus does love you, that is why he keeps knocking at the door of our hearts, hoping we answer so that we can partake in salvation I hope you have a wonderful day my friend
@chris-nj3vg
@chris-nj3vg 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshua2400 I am also Christian. But I believe the biblical data is far better explained by annihilationism.
@samcox6098
@samcox6098 7 жыл бұрын
well I for one do believe in god, I just watched him for a minute and 3 seconds
@pengmaeda9908
@pengmaeda9908 5 жыл бұрын
youshi I mean that’s one way to interpret it, but it can be so vague and you can interpret it in so many different ways, that it probably just isn’t the case.
@plantymcplantface7182
@plantymcplantface7182 4 жыл бұрын
Rip God
@supremeking2516
@supremeking2516 2 жыл бұрын
@@plantymcplantface7182 gods not dead
@plantymcplantface7182
@plantymcplantface7182 2 жыл бұрын
@@supremeking2516 boi, he dead as fuck
@jansdoe6963
@jansdoe6963 6 жыл бұрын
God & I have something in common. I need money too.[ 2]
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
I need money as well. Not a lot, one million would do. I just need a home here in Los Angeles California.
@nautika1
@nautika1 9 ай бұрын
This is absolutely amazing hi love you 😅😅😂😂 respect George brilliant i love that
@spook79
@spook79 11 жыл бұрын
Faith isn't knowledge. In order to have faith you have to have a lack of evidence in something. In order to have knowledge you have to have evidence for something.
@lucianakueker5001
@lucianakueker5001 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong faith is KNOWLEDGE
@dsteenbock
@dsteenbock 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucianakueker5001 rofl!
@supremeking2516
@supremeking2516 2 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Drader he isn’t wrong, you can have faith in something you’ve seen in action. The knowledge you gain from swing that thing in action can augment your faith in it. For example seeing god’s work in your life or anothers, can strengthen your faith in god. Jesus is the way truth and life, put your trust in him and you will have eternal life. 🙏🏾
@aerofred2002
@aerofred2002 Жыл бұрын
This is how you know that you're dealing with human beings. You're only good as long as you stay under their thumb. But as soon as you disagree, they begin threatening you. Love only in total agreement and submission but otherwise, hatred with a passion.
@keltarking
@keltarking 13 жыл бұрын
We miss you, George. :(
@Miarchieve
@Miarchieve 8 жыл бұрын
this statement makes me laugh and I can't stop laguing.
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
hey fellow guitar lover! I pray you have a nice day today :" ) Jesus loves you dearly, thats why he died and rose again so that you could have a chance at eternity in paradise
@nadnad4413
@nadnad4413 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshua2400you need a psychiatrist.
@Biscuit9891
@Biscuit9891 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshua2400 shutup with the prayer crap - ex catholic
@Bauermayers
@Bauermayers 12 жыл бұрын
He just went down to your level so you could understand.
@CardinalKid87
@CardinalKid87 11 ай бұрын
"..He loves you and he needs money!" Lol sounds like my ex
@sagatuppercut2960
@sagatuppercut2960 4 жыл бұрын
Think about this: if you have the power to create the universe (stars, planets, etc.), then why would you want 10% of my paycheck?
@chris-nj3vg
@chris-nj3vg 3 жыл бұрын
No Christian has ever said that God would not the money.
@michaelmcgovern8110
@michaelmcgovern8110 3 жыл бұрын
Carrying charges, restocking charges, miscellaneous fees, and a tip for service.
@plo8450
@plo8450 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if I had that power I'd ask for at least 33%
@supremeking2516
@supremeking2516 2 жыл бұрын
Tides are suppose to hell the church, god wants his church to be fruitful.
@stefanroberts9658
@stefanroberts9658 Жыл бұрын
Its earth dumbass..you dont need money in heaven..plus We all do our bit on earth..
@TwiddleJones
@TwiddleJones 10 ай бұрын
Jesus makes us an offer we can’t refuse
@twsx
@twsx 10 ай бұрын
Does he deal in crypto?
@ServantofGod07
@ServantofGod07 9 ай бұрын
the Bible doesn't say that you go to hell for breaking the 10 commandments. It says you go to hell for not believing that Jesus paid for your sins
@mxstilgar
@mxstilgar 13 жыл бұрын
@ChiefEmbalmer How delightful to hear from you in such a charming manner. You can believe what you want. We all have freedom of choice. You want me to prove there is a God? Look at this world you live on. Just the right distance from the sun. Closer, we'd burn up. Further away we'd freeze. Look at all life, then consider how else it could be? As for no "God" as you say, well, you can tell Him that when He comes back. It won't be too long now.
@crmay72
@crmay72 4 жыл бұрын
AMEN!!
@survivor45661
@survivor45661 3 жыл бұрын
There are more planets in space that there is grains of sands on earth. Earth like millions of other planet is in a perfect position to habit life, this is no proof of god, it's proof of probabilities.
@SpectreCafe98
@SpectreCafe98 7 ай бұрын
And then nothing happened for 12 years
@Plague_Doctor_MD
@Plague_Doctor_MD Ай бұрын
@@SpectreCafe98LMAOOO
@Plague_Doctor_MD
@Plague_Doctor_MD Ай бұрын
If we weren’t this distance from the sun then we wouldn’t be alive to tell about it. It just kinda worked out that way 🤷‍♀️
@wt8012
@wt8012 5 жыл бұрын
I don't practice a particular religion but I'm not a non-believer, either. I'm an agnostic. Do I believe in God? Not as such. Do I think there is a God? Honestly, I don't know. But whenever I need advice on life or the truth about society revealed to me for some things, I can always turn to and count on the late, great George Carlin.
@equinoxproject2284
@equinoxproject2284 5 жыл бұрын
Do you know who Carlin prayed to?
@supremeking2516
@supremeking2516 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the way truth and life, put your trust in him and you will have eternal life 🙏🏾
@GodTalkinShhh
@GodTalkinShhh Жыл бұрын
ah, agnostic, aka poor mans atheist
@ladistar
@ladistar Жыл бұрын
@@equinoxproject2284the sun hahahaha
@equinoxproject2284
@equinoxproject2284 Жыл бұрын
@@ladistar no, no, no…he prayed to Joe Pesci. It seemed to get about the same results as praying to God.
@markgarduno8997
@markgarduno8997 7 жыл бұрын
But He's not the one that condemns. Religious freaks are the ones that put the foot to the faithful throats and their chains of oppression and obscurity on humanity. So , he's right on Religion but, not on the highest power. George Carlin one of the best comedic genius's of our time hands down 😎
@LewisMcGrath
@LewisMcGrath 4 жыл бұрын
Zeitgeist brought me here....
@the_street_preacher
@the_street_preacher 2 жыл бұрын
He is adding humor to subject that needs to lighten up, enough holy wars already. I believe there is a God, I would consider myself Christian. But religion is a perception. Not a creator of life.
@TerryUniGeezerPeterson
@TerryUniGeezerPeterson 2 жыл бұрын
'Member Y2K? Whatever heeappened? Ev'body's all worried about that, nuthin ever heeappened. Haha HAHAHAHA! 🤣
@adilmoukit4702
@adilmoukit4702 4 жыл бұрын
i'm still standing
@vascoamaralgrilo
@vascoamaralgrilo 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@ellaire
@ellaire 15 жыл бұрын
der typ is einfach hammer gewesen qq
@SonicRyan1992
@SonicRyan1992 Жыл бұрын
the punchline is solid, i love the aside he does at "and CRY"
@iamhomo1
@iamhomo1 13 жыл бұрын
@mxstilgar hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha. thanks for the laughs . xD
@Nullifidian
@Nullifidian 12 жыл бұрын
The fact that our planet is at a distance from the sun that will sustain life is obvious from the basic reason that if it weren't, we wouldn't be here to observe and discuss it. This fact can only be regarded as evidence for god if you assume that this arrangement is intentional and meant to produce human life, which is to assume your conclusion and then use that as 'evidence'. It's a circular argument.
@vincazjeh
@vincazjeh 12 жыл бұрын
there is 14 ppl who were convinced that there is some invisible GUY ... HAHAHAH :D naive guys
@Zhalfstriderj
@Zhalfstriderj 11 жыл бұрын
You...you worship a guy that's going to burn and torture us simply because we don't believe in him - because he's given us no rational reason to do so - and that's okay with you. Eternal, unending, unbelievably painful torture because we categorize him alongside unicorns and the tooth fairy, and for empirically, undeniably logical reason, and that's justified by you. No chance to ask why or apologize or change our mind. Straight to the torture, and you think that's...funny? Think about that.
@511tt
@511tt 8 ай бұрын
this is easily beatable
@Miff1
@Miff1 12 жыл бұрын
Love you too.
@theresaweiner6960
@theresaweiner6960 12 жыл бұрын
when i was around 12 i found this and absolutely despised carlin, currently at the age of 16 and a newfound athiest, love this guy
@gokulhemanthkumar4556
@gokulhemanthkumar4556 5 жыл бұрын
Now at the age of 23, i hope you're continuing to live well as a rational person. :)
@supremeking2516
@supremeking2516 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the way through and life, put your trust in him and you will inherit the kingdom of god
@AxeKick80
@AxeKick80 2 жыл бұрын
@@supremeking2516 No no no, Hercules is the way through life, put your trust in him and you will inherit Mount Olympus and be with Zeus.
@wolfgangvetter4032
@wolfgangvetter4032 Жыл бұрын
@Tableú Imagine thinking that people deserve abuse. Horrible when a human does it but an all powerful being is absolved from all blame when he abuses his own creation. If your God actually wanted to be rid of us, he could just delete us from existence instead of sending us to his fake torture demension.
@JoeHerdez777
@JoeHerdez777 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he thinks the same thing right about now. "The fool says in his heart, there is no God" Psalm 14:1
@potsmokindino
@potsmokindino 11 жыл бұрын
I want a unicorn too! Do you think Cthulhu will grant me one if I pray hard enough to him?
@renesilva241
@renesilva241 15 күн бұрын
GOD doesn't need or want your money.
@akshay_arya3
@akshay_arya3 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏great man
@Adwerks396
@Adwerks396 6 ай бұрын
He's the Orange Messiah. Always begging for money 🎃🇺🇸
@BondhuCinemedia
@BondhuCinemedia 3 жыл бұрын
But he loves you
@Choigoi
@Choigoi 12 жыл бұрын
You could be right... and I respect your openness to me. But I guess no one will ever know huh? Have a nice day.
@gils5496
@gils5496 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect.
@Abigglepops
@Abigglepops 11 жыл бұрын
lol, George Carlin is a genius
@PoseidonLibya
@PoseidonLibya 11 жыл бұрын
but he loves you:)
@guitarguy5
@guitarguy5 3 жыл бұрын
Rip George
@BasqueNYC
@BasqueNYC 12 жыл бұрын
:36 "but he loves you" lol reminds me of my late grandfather
@juniorBigBoss745
@juniorBigBoss745 6 ай бұрын
O amor e lindo ❤
@HakiVergo
@HakiVergo 12 жыл бұрын
BUT HE LOVES YOU
@phillipwalling7470
@phillipwalling7470 3 жыл бұрын
So, God is Dutch Van Der Linde?
@RobertHenryPike
@RobertHenryPike 5 ай бұрын
This can't be said enough. I nearly gagged watching Putin genuflect and actually listen to the #religulous folk proclaim him a leader...again.
@Rohanmahesh8995
@Rohanmahesh8995 7 жыл бұрын
What he is talking about is not God, but how we humans portray him and try to shove it down everyone's throat. There's a sound difference.
@giftedvoices533
@giftedvoices533 6 жыл бұрын
True talk. It's just sad that these ppl don't even understand what they are talking about
@JayMaverick
@JayMaverick 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, no TRUE Scotsman would ever act that way.
@Soebralik
@Soebralik 12 жыл бұрын
Super!
@Marce1922
@Marce1922 2 жыл бұрын
I can change him energy
@BeatboxMitchel
@BeatboxMitchel 2 жыл бұрын
People who are religious never reached the age of reason
@potsmokindino
@potsmokindino 11 жыл бұрын
Not nearly enough, I fear!!!
@BigDaddy-vk6rv
@BigDaddy-vk6rv 4 жыл бұрын
177 loves you
@joshatkins94
@joshatkins94 11 жыл бұрын
loves carlin so much he's torturing him, you mean? always was an evil monster, that god.
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
Hey my brother :" ) personally speaking, I know for a fact that God did not hate him, God isnt the one with a "pitchfork hoping you land in hell" God knows we all are imperfect, and in the bible, God uses the most anti-Christian of people to become some of the best of Christians Paul the apostle is a prime example of this :" )
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
But God is a good God of love its why people are still being healed of life long issues such as I have been its why prophecies are still coming true as Ive seen with my own two eyes and its why God tries so hard to send people to you so that you can atleast have a chance to experience said hope and peace God has answered billions of prayers if not many more, but that does not mean he will answer every single one the way you want him to God does things that affect far more than just us, and sometimes he wants us to just trust in him a little longer because he might have a better plan in mind
@joshua2400
@joshua2400 2 жыл бұрын
Love you my brother, do not let the world decieve you with false messages of hate, because that is what the devil desires
@mxstilgar
@mxstilgar 12 жыл бұрын
A genius who has no idea of the usage of the words "your" and "you're". Thanks for the laugh!
@waltsnow1762
@waltsnow1762 4 жыл бұрын
The men who wrote the ''bible'' didn't know where the Sun went at night !!!! TA-DA
@supremeking2516
@supremeking2516 2 жыл бұрын
The Bible is man written but, inspired by god. Jesus is the way truth and life, put your trust in him and you will have eternal life 🙏🏾
@waltsnow1762
@waltsnow1762 2 жыл бұрын
@@supremeking2516 B U L L S H I T !!!!!!!!!!!!
@waltsnow1762
@waltsnow1762 2 жыл бұрын
@@supremeking2516 B U LL S H I T !!!!!
@praevasc4299
@praevasc4299 8 ай бұрын
He must have used all the straw in his geographical area to build a strawman of such size.
@tylerheisenburg3685
@tylerheisenburg3685 11 жыл бұрын
hes all powerfull allknowing and all wise , Somehow just can handle money . LOL
@jytch4734
@jytch4734 5 жыл бұрын
George carlin "There is no God" God "There is no george carlin"
@jytch4734
@jytch4734 5 жыл бұрын
@spaghetti monster may bad for that
@Beatnikzombie
@Beatnikzombie 13 жыл бұрын
@MrHeathenatheist There's no pink unicorns? Oh, shit.
@cameronespinoza9478
@cameronespinoza9478 5 жыл бұрын
It may sound rediculious the idea of a God but I've seen evidence so I wouldn't bet on the other
@cameronespinoza9478
@cameronespinoza9478 5 жыл бұрын
I'm talking about the Christian god and his son Jesus christ
@18dot7
@18dot7 5 жыл бұрын
@@cameronespinoza9478 - You've seen shit-there is not the slightest hint, that any of the gods man invented ever existed. And yes, your claim IS ridiculous.
@crmay72
@crmay72 4 жыл бұрын
@@cameronespinoza9478 I LOVE Jesus!
@Wolfy-qf5pe
@Wolfy-qf5pe 2 жыл бұрын
What evidence lol
@jimgould2541
@jimgould2541 Жыл бұрын
Tough for Christians to watch......(they believe in the Easter Bunny as well)
@Ubbs24
@Ubbs24 7 ай бұрын
Not at all it doesn’t make sense.
@patriciakrueger4677
@patriciakrueger4677 4 жыл бұрын
Jehu had set himself against the house and the ways of Baal. and the sin of the house of ahab...so had Jehonadab The commentaries note their agreement. "We see also that Jehonadab was throughly at one with Jehu in the destruction of Baal -worship '22. more to the templates Michaela~~~smiling
@andresostep
@andresostep 14 жыл бұрын
Just the best, soooooo right.
@samsamani7
@samsamani7 4 ай бұрын
God reminds me of Trump - the billionaire who needs funds from his supporters. lol
@thepanda1044
@thepanda1044 3 ай бұрын
That's every politician.
@saintdude1
@saintdude1 13 жыл бұрын
I hope George is up there giving god a stern talking to.
@enesb4797
@enesb4797 Жыл бұрын
there was a documentary that quotes this, what was that?
@shawnchi
@shawnchi 12 жыл бұрын
I GET IT! lol
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