He's Still Going

[@OneAboveAll.]

"Day 2,474....... It's still raining outside.." hits really hard for no reason

[@faded89545]

😔

[@atharva3017]

Tears in the rain

[@dogesenpai8030]

Pain.

[@skuggz9931]

Reminds me of that Mars rover 😞

[@Khaot1c_]

Sounds like some some post apocalyptic messages lol or at least it does to me

[@hmmmmmmmmmm_]

It's not about the umbrella, it's about sending a message

[@Jay2423M]

It is about the umbrella

[@justjayy85]

@@Jay2423M Key note: It's a Joker reference

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

Well said 👍 A message of hope

[@laurocoman]

It rains in a society.

[@raiden6507]

@@MichaelSuperbacker the legend has spoken

[@jacewachsmann2606]

This man has been trying to get a fucking umbrella for 7 years, respect

[@troll3859]

@@jacksepticeyesdadisrotting5252 tf?

[@raburto8984]

The fucking focus that takes

[@youfellforthebait2555]

who asked???

[@teffio]

@@jacksepticeyesdadisrotting5252 what????

[@doinyomom228]

@@teffio it's a bot

[@gemik]

It's like investing in the powder that makes water.

[@watwat2540]

what?

[@univrse07]

@@watwat2540 just add water

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Dehydrated water

[@vicenzor3625]

A tale more tragic than the venerable Homer himself could elucidate

[@univrse07]

@@vicenzor3625 brooo what

[@killermetalwolf2843]

Dude, “it’s still raining outside” feels like one of those ominous last word type deals, on par with “my battery is low and it’s getting dark”

[@H.U.R.]

Don't make me cry man.

[@iam-retarded-but]

i cried

[@Bird.Lover6000]

I shed a single manly tear rn 😢

[@Tsop2018]

@@Bird.Lover6000 how dare you

[@mrwahoo9708]

poor rover

[@TheSeabornGaming]

“It’s still raining outside” is such a sad line. Michael is gonna pull a Thanos and make the umbrella himself and it will be the greatest invention ever.

[@someidiot420]

for him to snap the umbrella into existence the poster of the gofundme must perish

[@spamspace6878]

"Fine, I'll do it myself."

[@Psyrus88]

He should take their design and fabricate one to sell. What are they going to do, sue?

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

@@Psyrus88 they will try, but he will win with the proof of the scam

[@WhyZenkuro]

@@Psyrus88 if that were possible it would take quite a bit of air pressure, not exactly sure how that would work, plus if you had that it would fr just blow rain to other people that aren't under it

[@lebiancttv]

Michael is the unstoppable force trying to move an immovable object.

[@fancycat1893]

And he's gonna god damn move it!

[@mr_tea753]

@@fancycat1893 even when he moves it one tiny bit the unmovable object it no longer becomes an unmovable problem object

[@fancycat1893]

@@mr_tea753 Hell yeah!

[@limxny]

Nice pfp

[@lebiancttv]

@@limxny Ah I see youre a man of culture as well

[@jokerkiller900]

I say for his determination we should start a Kickstarter to raise Michael his money back

[@pronounced-like-the-drink]

A kickstarter to raise 128 dollars, solely for Michael Superbacker.

[@theguy7276]

f.u.c.k.y.e.a.h. we will raise him MILLIONS Of dollars. then he can commit the invent it

[@onlyupformhere]

@@pronounced-like-the-drink Yes i will start this kickstarter. We must donate 🌚

[@Veratheprettiest]

No. Make him the air umbrella. He will accept that and only that.

[@jjonasb1585]

@@Veratheprettiest Will you actually make the umbrella?

[@blungalblorg]

“Its a terrible day for rain” - Colonel Roy Mustang

[@presidentirinavladimirovna7054]

Lmao. Someone needs to make a YTP where Riza tries to tell him it isn't raining, but he drowns her out with the sheer volume of the air umbrella

[@tyleredge5349]

I just saw this scene for the first time🥺

[@scari61]

o7

[@localmilfchaser6938]

nice fma reference

[@xagefreeman2091]

"Its still raining"- Micheal

[@vesh]

We are unironically living inside of this mans anime

[@KFP_Fanboy]

Imagine using a fake verified check. Couldn’t be me.

[@LawnMowerFan]

And

[@youfellforthebait2555]

who asked??

[@TallWomenEnjoyer]

Sup evil

[@donalowen4897]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHnFp5qLrax9mdE

[@ChessedGamon]

"It's still raining outside" honestly the best possible quote to end on

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3rbhoKiq51rd8U . .

[@markwage2209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2mkeoKoh8h8is0

[@maninabavi1491]

This comment section is what people think comment sections are like.

[@d1mi3n]

The calm before the storm

[@CrispyCross-]

4 bots In one comment

[@alpha6549]

He is like that npc with a sidequest that you have ignored the whole game. After the apocalypse and world domination u still find that guy in the same place saying the same thing over and over 😭

[@peteybeckler4779]

XD

[@demonjmh]

Looks like another settlement needs your help

[@asintado3985]

When you finish the game but don't do the tutorial *City burning* NPC: hey, I'm gonna show you around this place!

[@unclesp00ks30]

"GAVIIIN"

[@monke980]

looks like grunts are attacking the local farmers crops, go slay 15 of them and come back for 10 gems. "I've literally killed god and replaced him"

[@chuckaugust9856]

Someone should start a kickstarter to give Michael his refund.

[@neru6504]

It would be hilarious if that kickstarter turns out to be a scam too

[@fr4n88]

The air umbrella would work too

[@mckaylyc2322]

No wait it would have to be a gofundme, the other scam

[@foxlyticalxd2562]

Done.

[@Anyratac]

Then just try another search engine or actually ask a lawyer?

[@epicswirl]

*”It’s still raining outside.” hits hard*

[@dontreadmypr0filepic5]

Yoo dont read my name

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5Szcp5tbMSsp6c . . .

[@koreaois4652]

It does

[@Ducky1033]

it really does

[@blckemperor]

Fr

[@wrench542]

Micheal is the most determined person in the world, hope he gets it.

[@beyondxenoverse]

So sad he never will

[@beyondxenoverse]

@YeaMan but who are you

[@buttfok18063]

@YeaMan ok

[@numby1679]

@UCHDOS0_EaSsxbg3mjc8I7Tg oof porn link that's a first

[@Pocketinfinity2021]

@YeaMan bruh you fr trying to self promote

[@GuranPurin]

The best thing about Michael is that he's a true anime protagonist. He doesn't just want the umbrella for himself, but for his comrades that don't even care about his 7 year long plight. Once the battle is won and Michael secures his air umbrella in 686444378434 years, he won't even receive a thank you for his determination. The man is a true hero.

[@vulx]

He doesn’t want a thank you, he wants justice.

[@hattori8807]

@@vulx he just needs his goddam walmart umbrella

[@winsleyocampo6383]

in the first age in the first battle one stood...

[@thiscommonsinkt3367]

"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message Everything Rains" - Michael "The Joker" Superbacker

[@thiscommonsinkt3367]

@Nate Higgers "We Live in a Raining Society"

[@businesshorse339]

@Nate Higgers you have an interesting username good sir

[@UnderfundedScientist]

@Nate Higgers by interesting they mean racist and disgusting

[@frozennut2430]

@Nate Higgers wow I cant imagine your experience with that username. You probably got called out for it while arguing.

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

If he doesn't get this on his tombstone, I'll be extremely disappointed.

[@biyod202]

When Michael says "it's still raining outside". That's almost broke my heart. That's the most fucked up and saddest shit ever. It's like an abandoned dog waiting for his owner to bring him home

[@ohyeahyeah5976]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKrTiWxvodh3mac

[@WadeWilsonDP]

It reminds me of the last words from the Mars rover. “My battery is low and it’s getting dark”

[@coffinboy556]

Really? I was laughing my ass off

[@coffinboy556]

@@Savetion. you look like the type of kids I used to beat up in 6th grade

[@dreggman3771]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp63c5Sfmbl5j8U

[@ejuhasz]

i love that everyone calls him “michael superbacker” like superbacker is his last name

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Sounds like a superhero name lol.

[@sethlast9024]

It is.

[@MiguelDS5547]

It's a a cool name tbh.

[@SirTorcharite]

I hope he legally changes his last name to Superbacker

[@ReizokoRyu]

His back is his superpower

[@valuedhumanoid6574]

There’s a fine line between dedication and perseverance and batshit crazy. This straddles that line

[@dimyell]

He doesn't post that often. I think he just randomly remebers he hasn't posted in a bit, so he just writes something and goes on with his day

[@unanaranja897]

Nah he snorted that line a *long* time ago bud

[@danem2215]

Eh. He posts once every few months. He's extremely petty, as am I, so I can kinda relate. But would I spend 7 years of pettiness over $100? Nah. Longest I did with shit customer service was maybe 4 months

[@miklyways]

@@danem2215 Hes just trolling lmao

[@camerontodd4686]

Doesn’t sound like a fine line

[@dabolife1]

Michael is so amazing, something has to be done for this guy.

[@air-rn7ov]

verified comment time to drop a like

[@theeunknown3988]

I know. Poor Michael.

[@Sorrelhas]

Start a GoFundMe to raise the amount he is owned and just give it to him

[@ddan1998]

Michael's sheer will rivals keanu's

[@StillycoBra5150]

At this point, or maybe an even earlier point, I think it's about the principle lol

[@berserkerpride]

"It's still raining outside." I'm not crying, it's just the rain.

[@freemanthedelphox6249]

@envious cunt Even a Devil may cry when they don't get their Air Umbrella.

[@taylor0000027]

If only you had the air umbrella.

[@drowningrat6153]

The Hacksmith KZbin channel should make Michael an air umbrella for his efforts

[@primorock8141]

The Action Lab proved that it's not possible

[@Zack_Taylor]

It's pretty much impossible but I'm sure they could make some abomination of a contraption that approximates an "air umbrella."

[@karma0plenty571]

AGREED

[@IZthatKareem]

Yeah that would be very thoughtful

[@JeffStaniski]

I was just about to say that.

[@TranquillShot]

"It's still raining outside...." Is the kind of chilling last line you expect to see when you prise a diary from the bleached Skeleton's death grip in an RPG. It's a tragic and terrifying end to what was clearly a life or death struggle..... Damn, dude. Damn...

[@emmettcahill0918]

it sounds like something from Undertale

[@非难多大卫]

In 7 years, Michael could have probably gotten himself a masters degree in engineering, learned the concepts and saved up enough to have the materials his own air umbrella…

[@bliss_gore5194]

maybe... I hope michael gets his magical air umbrella, it's too sad

[@Jebu911]

but the man paid for it so he wouldn't have to learn any engineering

[@Uvuv6969]

@@bliss_gore5194 imagine if this was Michael reeves. Then we could have the crack head himself create this

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Maybe he has and is silently crafting millions of air umbrellas and is waiting for the guy who scammed him and is gonna literally OBLITERATE them if they even think of releasing the umbrella now. The original air umbrella guy literally won't stand a chance and won't even be able to sell ONE.

[@SnailHatan]

After going through a masters program, Michael would be left with no money for materials. But he would still design the umbrella, so that others never suffered his same chilling, soaked fate.

[@puggowuggo8703]

The "It's still raining outside." was actually kinda emotional ngl

[@medsforyou9035]

How all sad stories end 😞 but Michael's story has not ended yet

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

@cut it can someone explain all these "tranquility and peace" videos that people are giving links to?

[@crilex2030]

@@yourverybestfriend1263 simply spam please report it if u see one of these comments

[@themediocregamer3468]

Fr it's like at the end of a sad movie where the main character wants to change for the better but at the end of the movie he realizes he hasn't changed at all and it's stuck in the same cycle of sleeping all day and doing nothing That's the sorta vibe I got maybe I thinking to much the rain is getting to me

[@827Drew]

I mean like Charlie said, why doesn't he just go to Walmart and buy an umbrella? The air umbrella actually sounds annoying. It would be noisy. The way they designed it makes it impossible too, lol. You ever use an air compressor? They weigh like 300 lbs. They NEED TO BE thick metal, or they'll explode, lol. Ever blow up a balloon too much? What happened? It exploded. It was rhetorical. The air umbrella would have to have a ridiculous amount of air pressure in it. More than compressors. You're not suspending a single rain drop in the air with an air compressor. I fkin dare you to try it. You'll look like the town idiot.

[@bodhi1762]

Poor Micheal, he just wanted a cool umbrella in his collection.

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

He's a warrior who fought the good fight

[@shae2162]

And you need a cooler haircut JOSHU

[@bodhi1762]

@@shae2162 I’ll goto the barber on my spare time

[@shae2162]

@@bodhi1762 you have no spare time

[@bodhi1762]

@@shae2162 aw alright.

[@woahdaddy.standbackman.902]

I almost cried at "it's still raining outside". Micheal will go down in history.

[@ahmadraihanwahyullah_2ia076]

"Stay strong Dean! I will find us an umbrella one day!" Now tell me if that isn't a sentence coming out from a hero. Not only he didn't give up. He also gave hopes for the others.

[@zedaddy3530]

Titanfall 2 pfp hmm shit fanbase but good game

[@janm342]

@@zedaddy3530 hmm no one cares

[@zedaddy3530]

@@janm342 ok

[@rishei4748]

If you don’t think Michael is a Gigachad I fear for you

[@Zedzilliot]

@@zedaddy3530 damn bro who asked?

[@LegosR4Adlts]

He’s gonna be on his death bed, his family crying his children swearing to be the best in the family in his memory. And he’s gonna reach up towards them and with his last breath, “Where’s my fucking umbrella.” *flatline*

[@PearlPredator]

Get this man a fucking umbrella

[@arshadzaidi4667]

@@TheGigaTop I mean Micheal is clearly meming at this point. No way is he actually expecting to get an umbrella at this point. Its been 7 years lmao.

[@marclenraymagdaraog691]

@@arshadzaidi4667 we'll never know. humans are mysterious beings... He could still be clinging into that hope.. and his will to live is holding on to this simple mundane non-existent object.

[@porsche911sbs]

The funniest thing is that if you go back in the comments, Michael Superbacker claims to have donated $128... like I've lost $130 dollars on bad purchases/investments so many times I can't think of one in particular it's become such a forgettable event. This guy's gone 7 years and can't forget the $128 he lost.

[@LegosR4Adlts]

@@porsche911sbs To be fair purchases and investments don’t often come with promises. This one did though.

[@Lokeessh]

At this point Kickstarter is just Michael's Twitter

[@CuackTheDucks]

where's the harassment and massive left propaganda

[@okamii3441]

@@CuackTheDucks left propaganda examples?

[@sampound9091]

No politics here please

[@potto1488]

@@CuackTheDucks no politics here pls

[@CuackTheDucks]

@@potto1488 don't worry this isn't twitter

[@GlitchedMuse]

SCP- 3365 Name: Micheal Class- Safe Micheal is an unknown being, stuck in a website comment thread. His entire purpose is to find an object that does not exist. He calls it "The air umbrella". Contact with Micheal can be made, however, only if you talk about the umbrella, or the scam that seems to have gotten him stuck in this thread. The only anomalous trait Micheal has, is his willingness to stay in this thread until he gets what he wants. We at the foundation have not seen an SCP with this much iron will in quite some time. As of writing this report, Micheal has been stuck in this thread for seven years. We are unsure what Micheal will do once he gets what he is asking for, but for his sake, our scientists have been trying to make one, in hopes of freeing him, so that he may return to his old life. Whatever that may have been.

[@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl]

Real

[@sparxy3487]

wow scp? how unoriginal scps arent even funny

[@azanthal]

@@sparxy3487 scp isnt a funny haha thing it's just neat

[@sanscipher435]

@@sparxy3487 accidentally disliked you before reading your comment You're still disliked

[@sparxy3487]

@@sanscipher435 I don’t really care that a guy with a undertale oc disliked what I said

[@VvC_Lad]

Tf2 Players: We haven’t got a response from Valve for 4 years Michael: Only 4?

[@Melswoop]

Half life 3 will come out before mike gets his air umbrella

[@humanperson1835]

I love seeing tf2 references in the comments. Reminds me that the community isnt all that dead

[@tylersullivan4446]

@@humanperson1835 INTRUDER ALERT, RED SPY IN THE BASE.

[@vinnytheplayer5500]

@@humanperson1835 its old but wasn't the last update in 2015

[@NeverOhVer]

“You guys are getting responses?”

[@Insane.I]

Honestly, Michael is super fucking deep “It’s still raining outside…” is the most beautiful thing and chilling too that I’ve ever read

[@skittle2789]

@YTr cretor stfu

[@mikelarry4420]

Two girls one cup is actually pretty deep

[@edgegodfrivolous]

@@mikelarry4420 its not as deep as the slit in my wrist after watching two girls one cup

[@nutmalone5527]

@@mikelarry4420 yeah its some really deep shit

[@someguy-hc8gi]

@@edgegodfrivolous goddamn

[@plugshirt1684]

Honestly the comment that hurts the most is his wishes for rahim to come back as he was his one comrade he had left and now he is alone fighting this war

[@mediel6378]

At what minutes was that please?

[@justcody4615]

@@mediel6378 you can look up the page itself, he mentions Rahim many times, even has some delusional episode where he sees him in the trees (not a joke)

[@ZlimeH38D]

@@justcody4615 😂😂bro fr? Wtf LMFAOOO

[@Khvicha_Kvaratskhelia]

who is.... rahim!?!

[@justcody4615]

@@Khvicha_Kvaratskhelia rahim is a guy who kept commenting with Michael but eventually burned out. I say commenting but towards the end it was really just sending death threats.

[@ernestkhalimov7407]

He's like that japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after ww2 ended.

[@asheep7797]

Which one?

[@harisdoank7803]

@@asheep7797 I guess it's the one that keep hiding in Phillipine jungle for decades before being discovered by hunters or something like that

[@doubt2022]

If "Kickstarter: Endgame" ever happens Michael would be the one leading everyone

[@fletcherhugs]

@Nathan Stuart please commit no more living

[@kam9908]

@Nathan Stuart what the guy above me said

[@voken1380]

@@kam9908 what the guy two comments above me said

[@CarlosianBigWang]

Ladies and gentlemen. The great people following jesus Christ’s guidance themselves need to get Michael an air umbrella. It is the only way to set the world right

[@RNGesusHIMSELF]

Yes i am

[@roythien7043]

Jesus Michael, you're determined to get this umbrella.

[@grozdanovicnikola]

he's at that point in life where he spent so much time trying to get it that it wouldn't be worth it to give up anymore

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

Thank you for all the support!

[@mac1cam]

@@MichaelSuperbacker jeus

[@cheezy3107]

Michael Superbacker YO ITS THE LEGEND HIMSELF

[@aidenfelifell]

@@MichaelSuperbacker oh my god

[@shahsage_monsta]

He stands alone, in the glistening rain... *WITHOUT A FUCKING UMBRELLA*

[@4EyesJoe]

You’re laughing, *he stands alone in glistening rain without a fucking umbrella* , and you’re laughing

[@kalash_fox7049]

Sounds like metal lyrics lol

[@tagmatarkhis-3330]

@@kalash_fox7049 Gives me metal gear rising soundtrack vibes

[@tagmatarkhis-3330]

@Kalash_Fox Stains of time intensifies

[@Its_K1t5un]

Michael saying “It’s still raining outside” is by far one of the most cryptic things I’ve heard in awhile. It just feels like his words are echos of a long dead rotting dream at this point.

[@ibby-8253]

“What’s 17 more years!” “I could make another post” -Michael

[@seanwilson5753]

@YeaMan Is that English? I can't tell.

[@basicallystupid9008]

@@seanwilson5753 those are bots just ignore it

[@arshadzaidi4667]

@@basicallystupid9008 *Somethings wrong I can feel it*

[@re_i_gn]

That's actually beautiful

[@enriquealan2481]

Nice invincible reference

[@thesovietdog1537]

This poor dude just wants a stick that shoots air, why won't they give?

[@doggo409]

2:12

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Smells like updog in here.

[@wystrix439]

@@Puppy_Puppington what’s updog?

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@wystrix439 lol

[@somedude2384]

They're genuinely evil people.

[@BreadDefender]

Instantly clicked on the video without being able to read the thumbnail, and am like "yep, this is the air umbrella. isn't it". With 0 context except the title, I knew what it was about. The true legend of this man runs free. y'all, stfu about me editing. I added the second line, nothing else. You'd think that people would realize we have been developing our pattern recognition for months with all this amogus stuff.

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5Szcp5tbMSsp6c . . . . .

[@BanjeeRL]

Amogus

[@_12k70]

Among us, there's very little people with as much willpower as Michael, trully a hero, someone who never gave up on looking for his damn umbrella

[@justanalt3883]

among

[@joshgroban5291]

I knew it too lmao, i didn't even read the name in the thumbnail

[@zarkeryy]

Michael has been at this for half of my entire life, goddamn he has the will of iron

[@Zedzilliot]

Thanks, god

[@WAVE0025]

You're supposed to say "medamn", not "goddamn"

[@neverforget...5839]

@@splitcord look at the commenters name

[@ErgonomicDesk]

Wow, God is unexpectedly young

[@alkalkalk8152]

Welcome to Earth

[@Spriteturu]

Imagine Michael in 10 years, he has created an air umbrella and became a billionaire out of it.

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

The air umbrella, the only umbrella that makes everyone around you wet and miserable!

[@celebalert5616]

But why do not just use a fabric umbrella? No disrespect to Mr Superbacker

[@replex8889]

@@celebalert5616It is impossible for a man with his reputation, to wear a normal umbrella

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

@@celebalert5616 ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE!! THIS IS ABOUT HONOR, HE WAS PROMISED AN UMBRELLA FOT FOR A GOD AND HE *WILL* GET IT, NO MATTER WHAT!

[@shinjinator100]

@@Pr0fessorB1ble Ikr, I dont understand how nobody thought about that.

[@Nicktechnoo]

We wanted a real John Wick, but we got Michael. And nobody was disappointed.

[@figshwg]

Its really true

[@nukkifyfn3169]

Yes, positivity

[@Braydonut]

michael was pretty disappointed

[@fl8281]

Nobody? You mean Hutch.

[@muhammadHassan-kj1jy]

Ironic because Charlie looks like Keanu but it is Michael who has the unrivaled willpower of John Wick

[@pitch6087]

I feel like the publicity Charlie is giving Michael is gonna lead to one of those science youtubers attempting to make one for him

[@TuShan18]

I don’t think he would accept it, or if he does, it would be more ammunition for him. It’s no longer about the umbrella itself, it’s about getting an umbrella from the Kickstarter people.

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3rbhoKiq51rd8U .

[@markwage2209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2mkeoKoh8h8is0

[@tinle9]

@@TuShan18 it's not about winning, it's about sending a message

[@uIie]

I hope that happens

[@artichare1839]

“It’s still raining outside” *Top 10 saddest anime moments*

[@Slenderbanana880]

The saga ends when Michael tracks the guy down in real life and beats him to death. You don't keep up with this for like 6 1/2 years without going out with a bang.

[@NTDEnder]

@YTr cretor shut up again.

[@crusherconi]

@YTr cretor literally noone wanted this

[@sachinfulsunge9977]

Ep - 9847, Rahim's Death

[@artistictutorials3246]

it has to end with Michael beating them with an umbrella. irony is important

[@Bruh.Master]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You spoiled it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@shushthatsussy8605]

Someone should start a Kickstarter to get Michael his money back.

[@terrorclawful]

He probably wouldn't accept it, he only wants his air umbrella

[@justanaverageferret]

@B0bby afaik a kickstarter has no legal obligation to give you anything for backing their project.

[@lazra4321]

@@justanaverageferret It says in kickstarters terms and conditions that you may go into a legal battle with the creator of the Kickstarter (aka scammer) but Kickstarter itself isn’t responsible so can’t be sued under their terms and conditions. I would hope this means that Kickstarter would provide you with information to start a case against the scammer in court but as you said, Kickstarter also has no legal obligation and as a company that clearly doesn’t care about its users they probably wouldn’t even bother to dig up the information.

[@sukatidi]

that would be accepting defeat

[@sedacemohammed2146]

You are giving scammers ideas

[@strangerofthe2067]

“It’s still raining outside…” Damn. 😢

[@Karusika]

reminds me of the mars rover

[@ohyeahyeah5976]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKrTiWxvodh3mac

[@Quizerno]

I felt that.

[@Batonaleash]

No breakup was ever so painful. Reading this one line, it.. it broke me

[@derekbenson81]

One of my favorite lines from our lord, Michael SuperBacker: “Day 2,279....... (6 years, 2 months, and 26 days since launch) Cold and buried under snow... My strength and determination will not falter... When the warmth of spring melts the snow , I will be ready... Until then, I carry on with the will of a champion...”

[@MrNoms-cn6px]

Sniff... Poetic

[@walterwhite3035]

He’s the main character, and we’re all just living in his world

[@youfellforthebait2555]

who asked?

[@yo-cf5yw]

@@youfellforthebait2555 I did

[@yo-cf5yw]

@TommyInnit 🅥 no

[@JamesQHolden]

You haven't even watched the video shit just came out one minute ago

[@duckchen2676]

Living in what

[@MusicForHourss]

Put air umbrella in the title, maybe he sees it!

[@hithere2602]

#airumbrella This hashtag should show up for micheal

[@Hesoyam0z]

@@hithere2602 you have summoned the saint

[@itacheese6691]

@@hithere2602 #airumbrella

[@kikalcala]

He knew about the first video, he will probably will know about this one...

[@lewdboyo9927]

just comment and give a link to this video on kickstarter lol

[@itsirc3976]

Lets fund a kickstarter named 'Get Michael his umbrella'

[@TJ-lb8jk]

Damn someone stole ur comment one hour after you made it and got a shit ton of more likes

[@Stickswithhands]

@@TJ-lb8jk ong bro smh #justiceforitsirC

[@AceJackWagon885]

Greatest Idea ever...unless it's a scam...

[@DiamondSG]

Can we please figure out how to make one these lol

[@2neuroticc]

@@TJ-lb8jk :(

[@GhostStealth590]

Give it a couple decades, this man will have created his own air umbrella, incredibly successful, and gives an interview describing his anime backstory, "you see, there was this one kickstarter project that I will never forget and never forgive....."

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

Plot twist; The Air Umbrella is actually real, it just got lost in shipping and it has been sitting in the back of his local post office.

[@Tsop2018]

in our dreams

[@thejazzman4591]

Believe, my child

[@purplemushroom9365]

Yeah it also got lost in everyone else’s post offices

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

@@purplemushroom9365 Highly unlikely, but never impossible.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@SchwererGustavThe800mm yeah, like you finding a girlfriend.

[@Howitgoes799]

Holy shit, Micheal is extremely dedicated to getting his refund.

[@youfellforthebait2555]

who asked?

[@Howitgoes799]

y’all are quick.

[@donalowen4897]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHnFp5qLrax9mdE

[@Nikocado.Avocado]

Black head!

[@lxlwetlxl]

Wheres ur pfp from

[@ikumi5518]

“it’s still raining outside…” that is extremely saddening and kind of eerie

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

man probably stuck in Neptune

[@devildragon5740]

No air umbrella to protect him...

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

It’s still raining outside…….

[@ikumi5518]

@@MichaelSuperbacker the legend himself

[@jeremaya2]

@@MichaelSuperbacker The legend is here

[@imthecryptic]

It’s like an unstoppable force against an immovable object. The Air Umbrella company won’t ever sell the umbrella as it was a scam and poor Michael won’t ever stop out of sheer will to get his darn umbrella

[@marslight6584]

I wouldn't be surprised if he became the president in a few years for the sole purpose of suing Kickstarter and getting his refund.

[@dontreadmypr0filepic5]

Yoo dont read my name

[@holymoly849]

@@sameman6884 sometimes it's zootopia porn😔

[@okboing]

There's this obscure physics engine I use that hasn't been updated since 2013 because that's when it became free, at this point I'm inclined to learn how to use the languages and libraries, apply for a job at the business that owns it, slowly rise to the top, put funding back into it, fix all the bugs and add desperately needed features (like the ability to change ONE element in an ARRAY, like jeez I'd imagine that's important, considering the userbase had to find a way to work around it by itself), and resign.

[@tealaroon]

@@holymoly849 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@existant187]

This fucking thread is whiplash I love it. Also Mikey for prez 2024

[@cringecringe4342]

Michael is determined beyond human comprehension, he is the chosen one. He will NOT give up until he gets that umbrella. Until then? Its war. (between Michael and God at this point.)

[@yantsuki3339]

Michael and god? No god backs michael

[@BobbinRobbin777]

a true struggler.

[@granulebbybby811]

The sad part is? This is a story where the hero never wins. There will be no closure. One day the hero will announce his final contribution to this futile war, and our hearts will be left as empty as his own will have become.

[@Lvzeeey]

@@granulebbybby811 i know. i know...

[@sixgodondemontime4699]

His will rivals the doom slayer

[@cokeacolazzz]

The strongest thing in this world is Michael's undying Will to get this umbrella

[@hxshiko]

Dom: not as strong as family

[@CartoonFlicker]

I feel so broken seeing him there trying for years, reading his comments breaks my heart his determination my god. I kinda want to help him but I have nothing.

[@rahulxdagar]

This legit gave me chills like Interstellar's ending. Imagining Michael, Cold in the rain, Alone on a lonely planet, where there's nothing but barren plateaus and wreckages of failed kick-starters, Slowly letting the storm take over him. A glimmer of hope of someday getting his umbrella, fading, just as the sun sets and fades away in the horizon. The tears and raindrops on his face alike, there is a rainstorm , loud thunder which tears through one's chest, but for Michael, its just emptiness and silence.

[@helloworld2784]

Some sad shit

[@Phenriir]

And then Dean enters the stage

[@peepit5553]

@@Phenriir to say his final words, and then disappear into the storm himself

[@RookyLobster447]

damn that’s deep

[@saffronvenom7152]

Michael's will is so powerful that he can never die until he gets his umbrella, his spirit makes him immortal until he finally gets that of which he desires

[@RyanS.13]

Plot twist: Michael made the umbrella scam.

[@Narrativerse]

Gamer moment

[@NTDEnder]

@YTr cretor Shut up

[@antlerthyme]

BLASPHEMY

[@bruhmoment6231]

Michael would never betray us like that

[@MrBeetsGaming]

Just came across this video and that guy is still waiting lol, he posted 6 days ago on the kickstarter

[@Athanatos3301]

Honestly I think we should start a campaign to raise money to either get Michael a refund or pay someone else here on YT to make an Air Umbrella for him. This level of dedication isn’t seen anywhere else.

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3rbhoKiq51rd8U . . .

[@dontreadmypr0filepic5]

Yoo dont read my name

[@daddydoc1115]

I bet hacksmith would do it

[@redhairedgodlybeast3143]

@YeaMan stop the cap 🧢

[@timmiller2252]

Fucken aye same here!! Try get him 1 made 7 years of waiting is a long fucken time obviously it's important to him!

[@camingor6252]

He’s going to pass down the constant air umbrella commenting to his kids

[@NTDEnder]

@YTr cretor Again with you posting the same link on every comment

[@rightsideup6304]

@@NTDEnder just report him for like child abuse, that's what I do

[@SirTorcharite]

@@rightsideup6304 i congratulate you with +6 internet points. Continue to report internet spam! Continue the good fight comrade!

[@camingor6252]

@@rightsideup6304 whats in his link?

[@danielscootz1428]

I want to start a gofundme for that guy, get this man his money back.

[@OsamuuDazaiii]

Michael will not stop until he gets his umbrella or refund. True dedication.

[@Aatell764]

Yeah if he works for you or is your bestfriend you know you could count on him.

[@mras3715]

Like how dedicated Michael afton is at working for Freddy's

[@shokanwnds]

Pretty much actually. XD

[@SgtMjRomero]

Seriously, seven years? This man is dedicated, and Kickstarter doesn't care.

[@Matti-_-Tola]

“Where is my umbrella bruh” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Matti-_-Tola]

@@jacksepticeyesdadisrotting5252 shut up bozo

[@MilkyWay-nq1fk]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3rbhoKiq51rd8U . .

[@texmans]

Bro what's up with the children here

[@PermaJeff]

@@Matti-_-Tola They never will. They big bottin.

[@youfellforthebait2555]

who asked?

[@andrewdeem5454]

The dudes who started this scam: “Just you left, is it?” Michael: “Yep…just me.”

[@cadeharmon5201]

Is this a reference to american venom lol

[@shad03void99]

The Scammers: Go away! Michael: No, I've come to bargain.

[@justabuggo866]

@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 nice attempt at a troll, its far to obvious and trying to shock though try a little subtly next time, I can tell you haven't been on the internet for long so; that's just a tip from an old internet user to a little fart like you

[@andrewdeem5454]

@@cadeharmon5201 yea lol

[@zachs.7947]

@@redactedoktor It's just some spambot, don't give it attention. Report it and move on.

[@senshiru285]

"Evacuate the city, engage all defenses, and get this man an umbrella" - Black Panther probably

[@doodlearmy6640]

You need to say it with the accent

[@projectretro8243]

Michael with his air umbrella would be able to defeat thanos except the team never made it

[@yeet3396]

damn it i was gonna say get " get this man a refund"- Black panther probably reeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@tongkixyz]

but he's dead

[@iamdribz4456]

@@tongkixyz not the character

[@Nolan842]

If only this Charlie could see into the future, he would shed a tear of joy.

[@markanthony5846]

It’s basically Michael’s world and we’re just living in it

[@ersonix]

Thats sounds like Mylo Murphy's law intro

[@goat2808]

@@ersonix nice pfp

[@ersonix]

@@goat2808 thx

[@uraniummmm1]

@@ersonix yw

[@dreggman3771]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp63c5Sfmbl5j8U

[@donniebao]

"Your tears dont fall, THEY CRASH AROUND ME" - Michael Superbacker

[@EmbeddedWithin]

“And that’s why I need an air umbrella” (unofficial continuation)

[@ElectricMan3444]

“Give me my refund and I use that money to make my OWN air umbrella” (Unofficial Part 3)

[@lukisluvsjesuschrist6505]

"Her conscious calls, THE GUILTY TO COME HOME" - Michael Superbacker

[@demontics8367]

A kick starter could be like “I found a way to create matter” and then there would be 200,000 dollars supporting it

[@Kometheus]

I'm just checking in. Wanted to get an update on when I'd get my matter. It's been a while now.

[@jackspedicy1904]

@@Kometheus just wait my brother, you will get your matter-creatorinator soon enough

[@garymcginnis8511]

Matters easy to creat, you just take the square of energy times the speed of light. C√E=M, right?

[@ffwast]

Another Kickstarter could actually do it and get maybe fifty bucks

[@dreggman3771]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp63c5Sfmbl5j8U

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Michael Superbacker isn’t the hero we deserve but he’s the hero we need.

[@RightOnBud]

No you are

[@maybe6213]

This man's determination rivals that of anime characters

[@maysucks2287]

Is it really a rivalry if there is no competition?

[@youfellforthebait2555]

who asked?

[@satisfyingcuts]

@@jacksepticeyesdadisrotting5252 wtf

[@OIeka]

@TommyInnit 🅥 bot lol

[@OIeka]

@@jacksepticeyesdadisrotting5252 attention seeker or bot Edit: you can see they made their account today and are only subscribed to two people. Deffo a bot

[@Minkeyman42069]

"Its a terrible day for rain." -Michael

[@jeezlol]

fma reference?

[@heinrichskies]

The perfect reply

[@Minkeyman42069]

@@jeezlol obv

[@G4rrfield]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jarZgWeohtVnaq8

[@thecatladytm7172]

.... And now im crying T~T

[@SN1P3RK1RBY]

An incredible story that deserves a movie.

[@youfellforthebait2555]

who asked?

[@complimentbot7015]

So many bots in here.

[@charliep7112]

I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. Thom Yorke slowly beat on a grand piano, singing, eyes closed, into his microphone like he was trying to kiss around a big nose. Colin Greenwood tapped patiently on a double bass, waiting for his cue. White pearls of arena light swam over their faces. A lazy disco light spilled artificial constellations inside the aluminum cove of the makeshift stage. The metal skeleton of the stage ate one end of Florence's Piazza Santa Croce, on the steps of the Santa Croce Cathedral. Michelangelo's bones and cobblestone laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Radiohead's new material, chiseling each sound into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months. The butterscotch lamps along the walls of the tight city square bled upward into the cobalt sky, which seemed as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap. The staccato piano chords ascended repeatedly. "Black eyed angels swam at me," Yorke sang like his dying words. "There was nothing to fear, nothing to hide." The trained critical part of me marked the similarity to Coltrane's "Ole." The human part of me wept in awe. The Italians surrounding me held their breath in communion (save for the drunken few shouting "Criep!"). Suddenly, a rise of whistles and orgasmic cries swept unfittingly through the crowd. The song, "Egyptian Song," was certainly momentous, but wasn't the response more apt for, well, "Creep?" I looked up. I thought it was fireworks. A teardrop of fire shot from space and disappeared behind the church where the syrupy River Arno crawled. Radiohead had the heavens on their side. For further testament, Chip Chanko and I both suffered auto-debilitating accidents in the same week, in different parts of the country, while blasting "Airbag" in our respective Japanese imports. For months, I feared playing the song about car crashes in my car, just as I'd feared passing 18- wheelers after nearly being crushed by one in 1990. With good reason, I suspect Radiohead to possess incomprehensible powers. The evidence is only compounded with Kid A-- the rubber match in the band's legacy-- an album which completely obliterates how albums, and Radiohead themselves, will be considered. Even the heralded OK Computer has been nudged down one spot in Valhalla. Kid A makes rock and roll childish. Considerations on its merits as "rock" (i.e. its radio fodder potential, its guitar riffs, and its hooks) are pointless. Comparing this to other albums is like comparing an aquarium to blue construction paper. And not because it's jazz or fusion or ambient or electronic. Classifications don't come to mind once deep inside this expansive, hypnotic world. Ransom, the philologist hero of C.S. Lewis' Out of the Silent Planet who is kidnapped and taken to another planet, initially finds his scholarship useless in his new surroundings, and just tries to survive the beautiful new world. This is an emotional, psychological experience. Kid A sounds like a clouded brain trying to recall an alien abduction. It's the sound of a band, and its leader, losing faith in themselves, destroying themselves, and subsequently rebuilding a perfect entity. In other words, Radiohead hated being Radiohead, but ended up with the most ideal, natural Radiohead record yet. "Everything in Its Right Place" opens like Close Encounters spaceships communicating with pipe organs. As your ears decide whether the tones are coming or going, Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue. "Everything," Yorke belts in uplifting sighs. The first-person mantra of "There are two colors in my head" is repeated until the line between Yorke's mind and the listener's mind is erased. Skittering toy boxes open the album's title song, which, like the track "Idioteque," shows a heavy Warp Records influence. The vocoder lullaby lulls you deceivingly before the riotous "National Anthem." Mean, fuzzy bass shapes the spine as unnerving theremin choirs limn. Brash brass bursts from above like Terry Gilliam's animated foot. The horns swarm as Yorke screams, begs, "Turn it off!" It's the album's shrill peak, but just one of the incessant goosebumps raisers. After the rockets exhaust, Radiohead float in their lone orbit. "How to Disappear Completely" boils down "Let Down" and "Karma Police" to their spectral essence. The string-laden ballad comes closest to bridging Yorke's lyrical sentiment to the instrumental effect. "I float down the Liffey/ I'm not here/ This isn't happening," he sings in his trademark falsetto. The strings melt and weep as the album shifts into its underwater mode. "Treefingers," an ambient soundscape similar in sound and intent to Side B of Bowie and Eno's Low, calms after the record's emotionally strenuous first half. The primal, brooding guitar attack of "Optimistic" stomps like mating Tyrannosaurs. The lyrics seemingly taunt, "Try the best you can/ Try the best you can," before revealing the more resigned sentiment, "The best you can is good enough." For an album reportedly "lacking" in traditional Radiohead moments, this is the best summation of their former strengths. The track erodes into a light jam before morphing into "In Limbo." "I'm lost at sea," Yorke cries over clean, uneasy arpeggios. The ending flares with tractor beams as Yorke is vacuumed into nothingness. The aforementioned "Idioteque" clicks and thuds like Aphex Twin and Bjork's Homogenic, revealing brilliant new frontiers for the "band." For all the noise to this point, it's uncertain entirely who or what has created the music. There are rarely traditional arrangements in the ambiguous origin. This is part of the unique thrill of experiencing Kid A. Pulsing organs and a stuttering snare delicately propel "Morning Bell." Yorke's breath can be heard frosting over the rainy, gray jam. Words accumulate and stick in his mouth like eye crust. "Walking walking walking walking," he mumbles while Jonny Greenwood squirts whale-chant feedback from his guitar. The closing "Motion Picture Soundtrack" brings to mind The White Album, as it somehow combines the sentiment of Lennon's LP1 closer-- the ode to his dead mother, "Julia"-- with Ringo and Paul’s maudlin, yet sincere LP2 finale, "Goodnight." Pump organ and harp flutter as Yorke condones with affection, "I think you're crazy." To further emphasize your feeling at that moment and the album's overall theme, Yorke bows out with "I will see you in the next life." If you're not already there with him. The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax. It's an album of sparking paradox. It's cacophonous yet tranquil, experimental yet familiar, foreign yet womb-like, spacious yet visceral, textured yet vaporous, awakening yet dreamlike, infinite yet 48 minutes. It will cleanse your brain of those little crustaceans of worries and inferior albums clinging inside the fold of your gray matter. The harrowing sounds hit from unseen angles and emanate with inhuman genesis. When the headphones peel off, and it occurs that six men (Nigel Godrich included) created this, it's clear that Radiohead must be the greatest band alive, if not the best since you know who. Breathing people made this record! And you can't wait to dive back in and try to prove that wrong over and over.

[@stoutcrow]

Indeed

[@MilkyWay-nq1fk]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3rbhoKiq51rd8U . .

[@Draygarth]

Dean is probably like me. If you told me Star Citizen was cancelled 3 years ago I would just think, "That makes sense," I never check. The only thing I find is decent on kickstarter is table top games. Mainly because they are usually fully designed prototypes and just need production money.

[@shmekelfreckles8157]

I’m pretty sure people are actually playing Star Citizen

[@Draygarth]

@@shmekelfreckles8157 They are playing a game where you fly a spaceship and maybe walk around a station. But No Man's Sky and Elite dangerous are closer to what Star citizen actually promised. Hell, Eve Online is closer, lol.

[@spilsile_109]

@@Draygarth Have you tried Omori?

[@ashvolante4835]

The funniest part about this shit is he probably doesn’t even know we’re all rooting for him

[@bigedman365]

He does though. He commented on the last video made about him 3 years ago

[@madlad6872]

@@bigedman365 wait really? What's his yt name?

[@gryla5290]

@@madlad6872 Michael Superbacker

[@Shepard_AU]

@@bigedman365 I didn’t see the comment, but was it actually him? You know how people these days like to pretend to be other people.

[@phabiorules]

@@fresia7878 He has mentioned that he is starting a youtube channel on kickstarter.

[@dragonfang1051]

"It's still raining outside" This breaks my heart 😥 Stay strong Michael.

[@vrapbrap]

Michael is the kind of a guy who could bring about world peace.

[@creativitygaming9471]

@@kerser9916 if thats a rick roll i swear to god.......... Ill love you so much!

[@SpencerKingsman]

Too bad he got scammed and is focused on this and not that

[@MrLoverman7134]

@@kerser9916 bruh come on man no one likes that

[@azarsraproductions7824]

@@MrLoverman7134 What Was it?

[@MrLoverman7134]

@@azarsraproductions7824 self promoting there own videos on someone else's channel

[@peachparee7647]

If only I was an engineer, I would make Michael a free air umbrella

[@firerejesus1094]

for real

[@peachparee7647]

It finally happened and I cried

[@Bobhhhhhuufr]

@@peachparee7647 hm

[@BobPapadopoulos]

I hope and pray every day that Michael doesn't know he has an audience and just really craves that goddamn umbrella. This is literally the best reality TV show ever. Like Truman Show... but Michael.

[@samhansen9771]

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, good night, and a good next 7 years!

[@samhansen9771]

@@scazab6408 you should probably talk to a therapist about that one. I don't think that people shouldn't watch it. It's a great movie, I watched it when I was little.

[@Ollybollyk]

@@scazab6408 The movie is not really that traumatising, if it really affected you that bad chances are you have a bad case of scopophobia or something of that nature. Though, truthfully speaking, the only people I've ever known that let delusions of being watched affect their private lives so much also suffer greatly from schizophrenia. That doesn't mean you have it of course, but that is actually one of the most common symptoms.

[@gibustheinfamous]

@@scazab6408 You caught Truman syndrome

[@starryskies279]

@@scazab6408 Yeah should probably still get checked out anyway. I've met some schizophreniac people that have felt like that same exact thing you're describing.

[@lix1135]

"Today's a terrible day for rain" "What do you mean? It isn't raining" "Yes, It is!" - Micheal probably

[@gammerboy1999]

Nice fma brotherhood reference

[@dreggman3771]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp63c5Sfmbl5j8U

[@renegade3169]

what anime is your pfp from

[@Kaiserin]

@@dreggman3771 Please stop spamming my channel link.

[@glad5409]

its raining somewhere else

[@duckking09]

Dean got sent to prison shortly after backing. All he had to keep himself going was knowing he was going to be going home to his air umbrella. Upon release, there was no umbrella... It was all for nothing..

[@slevemcdichael3712]

So did Rahim because he killed Air Umbrella in season 2

[@mufasa5288]

This would explain where dean was all this time

[@Jay23420]

Picture Micheal as a lone knight: His armor would be battered beyond battered; soaked in the blood of kickstarter bandits; sword, dull to the point of mere jagged iron; shield, dented beyond repair; and yet through his struggles, the badass boss music that engulfs this man still plays on. HE IS THE ALL MIGHTY CRUSADER!!!

[@calebc.1970]

“It’s still raining outside…god dammit” sounds like the most Keanu reeves shit

[@dreggman3771]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp63c5Sfmbl5j8U

[@No-wh4hs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHmapaWuadiairM

[@Kaiserin]

@@dreggman3771 Please stop spamming my video link

[@asffghbj7947]

“I will find us an umbrella one day!”- Michael

[@britishpakistaniactor9096]

He sounds like the optimistic snime protagonist

[@bowedonut22]

After 7 years homie says “it’s still raining outside” I’m absolutely dead 😂😂😂

[@2006IZ]

Kid: Daddy, what’s an air umbrella? Him: Something I’ve been waiting to get a long time

[@howard_phillips_lovecraft]

He lives in London I suppose

[@jagath3028]

i think it is a metaphor. Like he is writing a line from a poem.

[@emeraldsaiyan4953]

The one piece treasure is the aor umbrella

[@rodrigomontoya8653]

and he got it. dreams really do come true

[@Akagane.]

If this was Dhar Mann movie, a rich man would somehow find Michael and give him a job at his own umbrella industry company, and then a year later Michael would also somehow become the CEO of that same company

[@JacobPDeIiNoNi]

And then the scammers would really need an umbrella on a horrendously rainy day, but Michael has hired a hacker to figure out their identities and when they try to purchase an umbrella Michael denies the sale. "SCAMMERS scam Michael superbacker out of an AIR UMBRELLA, they live to REGRET it".

[@RacingVagabond]

I don't see how they could take an entire year to become CEO, it should only take like 2 weeks tops.

[@hectordv2549]

At this point just call Mark Rober to make him his umbrella. Edit: holy shit

[@markwage2209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2mkeoKoh8h8is0

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3rbhoKiq51rd8U . .

[@ACasualTrevor]

If any of y’all angrily reply to the MAP PRIDE guy, you’re just dumb. It’s a troll. Ignore it

[@WTHeox3]

can we get MrBeast to give Michael's refund back, and funding for said umbrella too?

[@dogemcdogeface7901]

If you see bots my dude, just report them

[@TheNexDude]

One Piece would finish and he'd still be asking for his umbrella.

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

Human Will colonize mars and Michael still waiting

[@sparkplug8763]

The universe's heat death will occur and Michael will still be there, waiting.

[@fagioli7063]

You're a person of culture. One piece and Let it Die!?

[@edd2184]

The umbrella is the One Piece

[@rosheafan]

@@edd2184 Oh. My. God.

[@normalguy1729]

and he never commented again. RIP Michael and his comments. 2014-2021. He shall be missed, and hopefully he one day finds his umbrella.

[@unoriginalgamer8796]

He commented 7 days ago