How To Win A Fight As A Straight White Male (comedian K-von explains)

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Due to the racism of the radical LEFT, there's only one way a straight white male can be victorious. Let the famous 1/2 Persian comedian K-von show you how... it's time to fight fire with fire LOL
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@GodBlessedAmerica
@GodBlessedAmerica 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a fetus, I totally missed the skin color selection option in the birth canal.
@johnchestnut5340
@johnchestnut5340 3 жыл бұрын
Check your Latin. You were also a fetus after you were born.
@mariankeller5852
@mariankeller5852 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnchestnut5340 minor technicality. I get what it means ..no one has a choice before they are conceived what color. Gender. Nationaliy or state of perfection they will arrive in...Its up to God. ...we are made in HIS image..and I'm not talking about science or medicine which allows invetro and sex realignment.
@johnchestnut5340
@johnchestnut5340 3 жыл бұрын
@@mariankeller5852 You missed the point. Word definitions have meaning and power. Certain aspects of society are undermining and changing the meaning of words. My "minor technicality" emphasis that a baby is a baby before, during, and after birth. It is a subtle way of saying the same thing that you said more explicitly. Only I also twisted the knife while it was in the evil one's back by having several messages in one sentence. Anyway, people are people regardless of factors like age, gender, patentage. People are created in the image of God. And people like you are a bulwark against the enemy. People like me are tired and worn out. I'm waiting for someone to declare me useless and get rid of me for "the good of the population". Because I am an old, obsolete heterosexual white man with old fashioned ideas...my time is close. But you hang in there. You can stand on my grave after I have been thrown away.
@gregnedurp2419
@gregnedurp2419 3 жыл бұрын
It does not matter anymore, you can "identify" as anything you want unless you are black. That makes you a Biden voter. Or white, that makes you a racist with white rage unless you are Joe Biden. He was vaccinated by MSM.
@ghostreconfan812
@ghostreconfan812 3 жыл бұрын
Actually according to the extremist democrats whites can be racist if they support BLM. Look at the black officers who get yelled at.
@thatlittlebloke1714
@thatlittlebloke1714 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. As a straight white male I've come to realise I'm a walking "offence". Good to see a comedian who isn't afraid to call today's culture out for what it is.
@ryeguy7941
@ryeguy7941 3 жыл бұрын
We just wake up and piss excellence. It makes me really happy that my existence pisses so many people off.
@ladyjade6446
@ladyjade6446 3 жыл бұрын
You’re a gem.
@thatlittlebloke1714
@thatlittlebloke1714 3 жыл бұрын
@@ladyjade6446 Thanks so much. You're too sweet Janine. God bless.
@Whitesquall123
@Whitesquall123 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure how, but what you just wrote was racist cause you're white.
@hutchison3379
@hutchison3379 3 жыл бұрын
Poor baby.
@LV-1969
@LV-1969 3 жыл бұрын
Being able to laugh at ourselves is lost on the younger generation... which is sad. The easily offended are easily controlled.
@Duke_of_Prunes
@Duke_of_Prunes 3 жыл бұрын
They have become laughter fodder for people their parent's age.
@CrankyBarista
@CrankyBarista 3 жыл бұрын
I call the gen Zs the "bubble generation"... because that where they seem to want to live in.
@googleuser2226
@googleuser2226 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrankyBarista they are also the "gimme" generation.
@CrankyBarista
@CrankyBarista 3 жыл бұрын
@@googleuser2226 exactly. "Pay me top dollar for doing nothing".
@CrankyBarista
@CrankyBarista 3 жыл бұрын
@Daniel McEwen exactly. It's like a "who can be the most dramatic" contest.
@lutalice
@lutalice 3 жыл бұрын
As a gay white male, I can confirm that other people do indeed treat you with more kindness when they discover you are gay. The difference is astonishing, really.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@TheRealSyrett
@TheRealSyrett 3 жыл бұрын
It’s because they hate white peoples and by discovering you are gay, they feel that your chances of making more white people have significantly lowered
@malteburen825
@malteburen825 3 жыл бұрын
Damm, that sucks
@joshcal7370
@joshcal7370 3 жыл бұрын
I'm disabled, and frankly I'm very happy to be. Going to college and looking at the scholarships, going down the list and seeing they either require or prefer you to not be white, or not be male, or not be straight, yet unable to find the scholarships for those groups is painful. Looking at government programs and other things only to end up in the same boat, or flat out told "Sorry, we have programs that could help you if you weren't white, or if you weren't a male, but we can't help you if you're a white male." (Literal response I got from the SBA.) At least being disabled opens doors for me and gets me those 'marginalized' points that are required to get any benefits.
@TheRealSyrett
@TheRealSyrett 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshcal7370 I’m an ordinary healthy white woman, so I’m not in your shoes, but I can easily empathize and understand what you mean. I can’t blame you for being happy to be disabled.
@GOAT-pi3gl
@GOAT-pi3gl 3 жыл бұрын
A Cat approves of Kvon.
@crystalclear2089
@crystalclear2089 3 жыл бұрын
You are everywhere😂 btw, I love cats, they are better than most humans.
@ItzDrPlow
@ItzDrPlow 3 жыл бұрын
A cat in da house!
@j.bradleyheck1589
@j.bradleyheck1589 3 жыл бұрын
Always been a dog person but, I love, love, love pussy !
@derealratos6332
@derealratos6332 3 жыл бұрын
Attention deficit disorder is real with you
@turtels6764
@turtels6764 3 жыл бұрын
So excited to see you hear A Cat
@bradeki2997
@bradeki2997 3 жыл бұрын
In my high school there was a guy who got caught pretending to be gay so he could hang out with the hottest, most popular girls in school and pull a "omg I've never felt like this about a woman before" line. Apparently it worked. Well. Too well, because that's how he got caught. I guess that line loses some of its edge when you find out you're the 9th girl to hear it. Back then I thought this dude was creepy and weird, but I'm starting to think he was just ahead of his time. Dude had 20/21 vision.
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
No he was just creepy and weird, now you are for agreeing with him.
@bradeki2997
@bradeki2997 3 жыл бұрын
If you can't tell by the "20/21 vision" line at the end, that was meant to be a joke. Because in 2021, saying you are something is the same as being that thing, and he caught onto that trend before anyone else even knew it could be a thing. He got his way by just saying he was a person who could get away with it. And it worked. Also, because 20/20 is a vision thing, and I referenced him seeing the fut- ...y'know what, it's probably too nuanced. My bad. Disclaimers: 1. The words after the ellipsis are intended to be sarcasm. I know I shouldn't assume, but it seemed like you might need this one. 2. I do not endorse the actions depicted above, neither back then nor today. 3. Having to explain a simple joke is no fun for anyone. Thank you for your contribution.
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
@@bradeki2997 k
@jayxhuit6000
@jayxhuit6000 3 жыл бұрын
Cuttlefish do the same. Some are alphas, others are betas and last are those that act as female to get a female while the alpha protects them from the betas. Hilarious right?😂
@texasunderground8478
@texasunderground8478 3 жыл бұрын
Genius 🤣
@unorthodoxyoyo
@unorthodoxyoyo 3 жыл бұрын
You ARE a minority: a comedian that's actually funny! You made me laugh. Thank you, sir. 🤣
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Check out Jim Breuer, too. He's not afraid to dig into fiery territory.
@ayosgsauce
@ayosgsauce 3 жыл бұрын
It's a sad time for comedy when this man is actually the most controversial comedian in the industry.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
it is true. each show I get a handful of haters who call the venue begging them not to let the nazi perform there.. and I have to fight them to just do my show
@nickd920
@nickd920 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy So the Nazis had a Comedy Brigade or something?? lol, who knew?? Next thing you know, they'll be calling a black conservative a Nazi, oh wait.
@dick8997
@dick8997 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy the word nazis been abused to the point of being meaningless
@horseman4now
@horseman4now 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy You're terrific, but as "controversial" goes, JPSears has you beat...
@vegaspony
@vegaspony 3 жыл бұрын
@@horseman4now JPSears has never said anything funny in his entire life.
@YHVH7
@YHVH7 3 жыл бұрын
I've been a "K-von Ambassador" for the cause. I always try to either leave a link or just "talk you up" whenever I leave posts. It's a small thing, I know, but , seriously you are someone that NEEDS to be heard. Imagine if all your fans did the same? You'll be world famous in a week or so!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Huge help
@banj59
@banj59 3 жыл бұрын
I started listening to Kvon just recently. I hadn't heard of him before, but when I started tuning in, I was hooked! He is way cool, & I love being able to laugh again! Question? When are you coming to Oregon?
@christopherrivera9827
@christopherrivera9827 3 жыл бұрын
I shall join your holy crusade... Only if your wrists are out ;)
@PatchesTanxHoney
@PatchesTanxHoney 3 жыл бұрын
Wrists out.....🤣🤣🤣🤣 And so on point..........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@millenniumman75
@millenniumman75 3 жыл бұрын
That first wrist flip.....lol
@PatchesTanxHoney
@PatchesTanxHoney 3 жыл бұрын
@@millenniumman75 I know.........🤣🤣🤣🤣 All about the wrists......
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
Yes every gay person does this!!! This bit was not at all homophobic
@charlytaylor1748
@charlytaylor1748 3 жыл бұрын
No one in the world thinks "all gays turn their wrists out", not even kvon. It's a comedic trope. Enjoy them while they last.
@johnnysin702
@johnnysin702 3 жыл бұрын
I started identifying as a black woman.. next time I get arrested I'm going to push it to the Limit LMFAO!
@seaofroses8888
@seaofroses8888 2 жыл бұрын
So you are a criminal.. ok
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
@EmperorsNewWardrobe 3 жыл бұрын
Second layer of defence: Tell them you identify as Korean
@dinosaurwithcake1256
@dinosaurwithcake1256 3 жыл бұрын
oof...
@TerminallyOnlineLeftist
@TerminallyOnlineLeftist 3 жыл бұрын
One. Joke. You could be a conservative comedian too.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Why are we not protecting the Native Americans. As a religious minority, I can still get on board with that.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Fred Armisen and Tiger Woods, who adopted the phrase, "Cub-lin-asian," are among the rarest of the rare. More diverse than the entire UN. Why are they not at the top of the list of American minorities???
@noaboa5670
@noaboa5670 3 жыл бұрын
As a straight white guy with strong morals and ethics I just stopped saying I’m human and oddly overwhelming support.
@texasunderground8478
@texasunderground8478 3 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@whharri2006
@whharri2006 3 жыл бұрын
Good idea, I will say I am Homo Sapien and soon enough it will be confused for my sexuality, but hey, I will get by easier with the misconception 🤣
@unfunnydave5485
@unfunnydave5485 3 жыл бұрын
The best “it’s funny because it’s true” I’ve ever heard
@Soso64bit
@Soso64bit 3 жыл бұрын
i love that Kvon is bringin back the jean jacket.. never should have gone out of style! me: *goes to get jean jacket out from the storage unit from 20 years ago..
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
So this proves my theory that all of Kvon’s followers are boomers
@hotjanuary
@hotjanuary 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sygns113 Do you mean literal Boomers or GenXers?
@MariaMaria-sr8zg
@MariaMaria-sr8zg 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@BrendanMurrayJubana
@BrendanMurrayJubana 3 жыл бұрын
Classic! 🤣Tanks for having the balls to still have a sense of humour and put it out there 💪👍🇦🇺
@diegoBaCarv
@diegoBaCarv Жыл бұрын
This "turn your wrist out" cracked me up! lol
@Pheenilo777
@Pheenilo777 3 жыл бұрын
My newest and favorite comedian!🤣❤🤩
@zamoo7355
@zamoo7355 3 жыл бұрын
Mine too.
@loverofthewordofgod4156
@loverofthewordofgod4156 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, yes!
@j.bradleyheck1589
@j.bradleyheck1589 3 жыл бұрын
And a proud American that we love as family !
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, another homophobe
@zamoo7355
@zamoo7355 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sygns113 nigga plz.
@mariankeller5852
@mariankeller5852 3 жыл бұрын
I've learned that once you lose your temper and fight back you've lost the War...everyone is entitled to their opinion....even if they're wrong Rule of thumb...don't argue with a fool..you'll only be lowered to their level
@millenniumman75
@millenniumman75 3 жыл бұрын
I have to remember the "casting pearls to swine" proverb, but yes. Getting personal at all is an automatic loss in the debate.
@230mps
@230mps 3 жыл бұрын
@@millenniumman75 no lol it’s not an automatic loss. It’s just not a win. Frankly sometimes people like leftists just need to hear harsh negative realities about themselves. I like to smash someone with truth and then call them a loser asshole when they tell me I hate _______people as their response. Lol
@EothaG
@EothaG 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute wisdom!
@bbabe3438
@bbabe3438 3 жыл бұрын
@@230mps Yes I agree sometimes we have to stand our ground also.....no surrender!!
@millenniumman75
@millenniumman75 3 жыл бұрын
@@230mps Yes, but you are not supposed to insult. You have to stay on topic. Don't get personal; don't call names.
@gavindorf3255
@gavindorf3255 3 жыл бұрын
The one dislike is from the only gay man that turns his wrists in
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
@wayngro68 without liberals you wouldn’t even have the same right as straight people.
@killianmiller6107
@killianmiller6107 3 жыл бұрын
Yea because every non-liberal is a Westboro Baptist
@MariaMaria-sr8zg
@MariaMaria-sr8zg 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sygns113 No. You are thinking libertarian. It is not the same thing. Did you get on youtube just to comment on this channel? You have a lot of comments on this guy's channel.
@TonyMaine915
@TonyMaine915 3 жыл бұрын
So much truth in this!
@rezlogan4787
@rezlogan4787 3 жыл бұрын
Here’s a thought: straight white guys should politically organize and advocate in their own interest.
@ungiebgum9443
@ungiebgum9443 3 жыл бұрын
Well then we get called White supremacists sooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@rezlogan4787
@rezlogan4787 3 жыл бұрын
@@ungiebgum9443 That’s why they’ve made it the greatest evil. Because we would win. And they know it.
@-Nick-T
@-Nick-T 3 жыл бұрын
white guys are about unorganizable unless there is alcohol involved, or something to be repaired/built.
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
It’s called the kkk?
@rezlogan4787
@rezlogan4787 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sygns113 No one fears the KKK. It’s a strawman used to prevent the kind of organization that actually poses a threat to the present system.
@roshmosh
@roshmosh 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Many many thanks
@vivianani582
@vivianani582 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy You are very very talented.
@Ben-vt8ne
@Ben-vt8ne 3 жыл бұрын
The use of "brilliant" in this comment reminds me of a Louis CK bit.
@eaglesnest3833
@eaglesnest3833 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know who K-von was a year ago. I’m now a fan. You’ve quickly become my favorite half-Persian comedian, at least at the moment, maybe of all time, definitely today. 👏 👏 Super fast, perfectly sarcastic and…my favorite…when it comes to politics, you don’t walk around all day staring at your own intestines.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, thank you! I always said nobody wants to watch a beta male look at his shoes and deliver jokes... but thats mostly all comedy central and netflix were promoting
@potofgold5074
@potofgold5074 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that turning his wrists in/out made a difference is astonishing!! Mind blown!
@millenniumman75
@millenniumman75 3 жыл бұрын
That picture with the caption.....that will draw people in. They think you're a leftist and POW. lol 105th like!
@Quizoid
@Quizoid 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone will think he’s a leftist with that picture and caption 😅
@Quizoid
@Quizoid 3 жыл бұрын
@Pony Faced Dog Soldier Because the picture and caption are clearly anti-woke.
@ceilingunlimited2430
@ceilingunlimited2430 3 жыл бұрын
Good comedians will not allow themselves to be muzzled, and will find and share the humor within any subject. Well done.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
And they said they were non-essential...Hah!
@matthewtuttle1272
@matthewtuttle1272 Жыл бұрын
So right.
@johnblazer7661
@johnblazer7661 3 жыл бұрын
Doing comedy like than has got to be the best job in the world... I'm envious.
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
Making fun of gay people?
@BILLIONAIREGH
@BILLIONAIREGH 3 жыл бұрын
No CHOSING to come to a comedian page to complain
@beng4151
@beng4151 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! This is like finding a leprechaun or a unicorn! An entertainer who's not liberal. Wild!!!
@freedomrings.0007
@freedomrings.0007 3 жыл бұрын
I've found that greeting people with "Hay-ee" instead of "Hello," tends to work the same way. Idk why but it perks people up. I get a kick out of it because whenever I say it that way, most people say it the same way back to me😄
@blakebridges8989
@blakebridges8989 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I hate being around people. I’d rather just work in the fields by myself than have to deal with all of society’s bullshit
@ultimatemixmeister5127
@ultimatemixmeister5127 Жыл бұрын
A. Fucking. Men.
@ShadyRonin
@ShadyRonin 2 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even comedy at this point it’s our dystopian reality
@sarahf.s.2961
@sarahf.s.2961 3 жыл бұрын
You won't see comedians like this on Netflix/Comedy Central/ HBO. This guy's just genuinely funny, but mainstream comedy is almost exclusively leftist ( Trevor Noah, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, etc etc ). No hate on those guys, but I need a break from the typical stuff.
@vegaspony
@vegaspony 3 жыл бұрын
you won't see comedians like this on netflix/comedy central/hbo because as shitty and unfunny as most of those comedians are, this guy some how manages to be worse.
@calyope1990
@calyope1990 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Comedy Central, I watched an episode of south park and they really auto tuned or muddled cartman’s minority song…are they really trying to not offend people who watch south park? Thought that was…strange for lack of a better word lol
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
You do know the majority of comedians don’t make political commentary... right? And on top of that most comedians don’t make fun of gay people.
@haghendowdy4750
@haghendowdy4750 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sygns113 are you aware of what comedy is inherently there to do? Comics are 100% there to make political commentary.
@vegaspony
@vegaspony 3 жыл бұрын
@@haghendowdy4750 what a sad life you must have
@dionnepalmer9716
@dionnepalmer9716 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He’s hilarious😂😂. Nothing is off the table and I love it.
@dorisbrady4093
@dorisbrady4093 3 жыл бұрын
I always look for you on KZbin. In life everyone needs to smile more and not take ourselves so seriously. You make me smile. Thank you K-von!
@matthewtuttle1272
@matthewtuttle1272 Жыл бұрын
Isn't he great. I am new to his comedy and glad I found him.
@yeahdudex
@yeahdudex 3 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly enjoyed... nice to see actual comedy still exists
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
not too common anymore sadly. the left has ruined most comedians
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy dammit, not allowed to be homophobic anymore😭😭😭😭
@Enourmousletters
@Enourmousletters 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sygns113 or is it homophilia? Given how great he thinks it is.
@София-д3р7д
@София-д3р7д 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sygns113 People make fun of straight people too, without us playing victim card. Comedy pokes fun at everyone.
@Sygns113
@Sygns113 3 жыл бұрын
@@София-д3р7д oh I’m sorry I missed the part of history where straight people where literally killed and out casted because of how they were born, but you know CoMedY MaKEs FuN Of EvERYboDy.
@n.s.vandanadhanalakshmi5407
@n.s.vandanadhanalakshmi5407 3 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who talks sense!!
@RaZoR7i7
@RaZoR7i7 3 жыл бұрын
But he's a Muslim as an indian you should hate him right?
@Jo-nl9mx
@Jo-nl9mx 2 жыл бұрын
@@RaZoR7i7 that's really a dumb thing to say, most Indians have a dislike for Pakistan(but a lot of us like their music though) , but not all Muslims. Most of my neighbours and some of my friends are Muslims. There are plenty of Muslims in India. We usually get along well enough Everyone in India has atleast one Muslim friend/ colleague/ neighbour. We have lots in common like our language and culture, as Indians of different ethnicities and all. The most loved president of India too was APJ Abdul kalam, a Muslim. Islamists are not the same as Muslims. Don't believe everything you read on internet, it is very good at creating an image far from reality, exaggerating and Politicizing every normal thing and making a goat look like a lion.
@patriciavalencia2674
@patriciavalencia2674 2 жыл бұрын
Came here just for the right of laughing without guilt. We can’t even disagree with ppl anymore without being called a hateful person a bigot and told I cannot have opinion. Especially on college there is no dialogue. Thanks for the laugh.
@idontknow9410
@idontknow9410 3 жыл бұрын
The set of balls on this guy! You go Kvon!
@vanessajeanne
@vanessajeanne 3 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting to see you bring the cargo pants back. Then I’ll buy tickets to your show. 🤣
@MyWhishingWell
@MyWhishingWell 3 жыл бұрын
Cargo pants are in, now if KVon could bring back the "parachute" pants (thinks that what they were called) the ones with all the zippers made of like plastic or something 🤣🤣 now that would be KVon Kool !
@maryj7423
@maryj7423 Жыл бұрын
Tough crowd, that was hysterical!
@raychat2816
@raychat2816 3 жыл бұрын
Kvon is absolutely right, I myself am an Arab, White, Catholic Christian, Straight Man, think I'M going to any particularly woke Western country any day soon ?? not with all that enforced hate and racism I'm not !!
@D00Rb3LL
@D00Rb3LL 3 жыл бұрын
Are you actually Arab, White, Catholic and straight man? Cause I am too. Were you baptized maronite catholic? My dad is Lebanese and my mom is french.
@raychat2816
@raychat2816 3 жыл бұрын
@@D00Rb3LL 100%, technically Maronites and Catholics would be the same thing basically in the West, especially that Maronites are following Rome as a church so generally that's what I say when meeting people not from the Levant, instead of having to explain this a ton of times ( mostly to people who think you've just come up with it ) and why I understand some Syriac and a little Aramaic ... Maronite father and Catholic mother for me, both Lebanese
@novanova1644
@novanova1644 3 жыл бұрын
ENDANGERED species - a white straight man, must find out how to survive... Thank you for the easy clue, free of "must buy dvd or a book" !!!! Go International, great sage-KvonComedy
@GrassySafe
@GrassySafe 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title for K vons dry bar special (and his name) made me skeptical but after watching it I was blown away by how funny it was. He gets political but still walks the line between a political lecture and comedy and I love it.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
U rock
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Yes, and creates a discussion around it, as evidenced by the comments on here.
@JesusChristisKingandLord
@JesusChristisKingandLord 3 жыл бұрын
Watching from the Philippines 🇵🇭 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@saira_6151
@saira_6151 3 жыл бұрын
The irony is that K-von is a minority even if it doesn't show (Persian). But why do you have to be a minority to be treated with decency and an equal? We live in strange times.
@joyedwards3423
@joyedwards3423 3 жыл бұрын
I love you man!! You put it all in a way that a 2 year old can understand. ❤️❤️❤️ You might open many eyes and make them laugh at the same time. Who’s a genius? You 😊
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
💪 👋
@joyedwards3423
@joyedwards3423 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy 😊❤️
@ayrton56612
@ayrton56612 3 жыл бұрын
There is always truth in comedy. That is why in the end it is impossible to cancel it.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Like the arts.
@ssmy2081
@ssmy2081 Жыл бұрын
You are so right and funny. I loved it.
@johnwinslow8841
@johnwinslow8841 Жыл бұрын
This guy is a phenom. He is hilarious without being a moral reprobate.
@TeresaO82
@TeresaO82 Жыл бұрын
I have a new favorite comedian. Fabulous🤙🏼
@Rightthinkingfur
@Rightthinkingfur 3 жыл бұрын
Example of the funny comedy ur so professional at providing. This is awesome Kvon.
@lamcadams785
@lamcadams785 3 жыл бұрын
You’ve got the number. Hilarious and so true♥️😂
@manuwick3174
@manuwick3174 3 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard watching a KZbin video before 😂 I think you just became my favorite comedian.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
👋
@Kausarniyazee
@Kausarniyazee 11 ай бұрын
This is the reality of the times we live. Loved this piece. And somewhere I feel this was bound to happen, given the culture of offence we live in
@Jashtvorak
@Jashtvorak 3 жыл бұрын
Epic! 🤣
@joy_villa
@joy_villa 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I love you....hilarious!!
@obits3
@obits3 3 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, race and sexual orientation are just being used as a smoke screen here. The real struggle relates to wealth. For example, why do we need scholarships based on race or sex? Those adversely impacted by historical discrimination would be less wealthy, right? What if we instead concentrated on the poor as a whole? Ah, but that might get too expensive for the wealthy elites. Much cheaper to let the poor fight amongst themselves for table scraps.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Smoke screen: I totally agree with you. We need to come up with better, more long lasting, and more equitable solutions than the "solutions" proposed already.
@amrogers4
@amrogers4 3 жыл бұрын
"You go from, 'He might beat your a$$' to 'He might touch it.'" Lololol. You're wild... ly correct! 😉
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@chewface
@chewface 3 жыл бұрын
When people tell me victimhood isn't a form of currency....I show them this video.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Never mind what it does to your psyche....
@samehabouez8267
@samehabouez8267 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@raizinboyz
@raizinboyz Жыл бұрын
I have 4 sons and I literally was joking around saying the same thing to them!!!! Sadly white men are considered the enemy these days. Even half Persians. ❤ to kvon!
@timothya2742
@timothya2742 Жыл бұрын
That was awesomely funny. Only cause I've used that method. Like a Marine Improvise, Adapt and overcome
@nekozami7006
@nekozami7006 3 жыл бұрын
Clever, Funny, Relatable, great way to shed light on uncomfortable politics while stating the obvious 😂🤣👏 👏 BRAVO so many layers simply delivered truthfully you're a true comedic genius of the 21st Century
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
U made my day
@nekozami7006
@nekozami7006 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy feeling is mutual...Laughter is medicine for the soul 💖
@rlyle5804
@rlyle5804 3 жыл бұрын
@@nekozami7006 True, laughter is great for the soul! Not so good when passing a kidney stone!
@nekozami7006
@nekozami7006 3 жыл бұрын
@@rlyle5804 never know might help with the passing🤣 but not so good for dental stitches, child birth and episiotomies...still tho it definitely brings a joy worth the pain; which is technically one of the key ingredients to a successful life...pushing through the pain, Comedy and laughter is that buffer that keeps the spirit energized despite the adversity and well worth the recognition
@Squeaxx
@Squeaxx 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you come to my area in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, someday! Would love to see you!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Medora North Dakota next week
@thanglongnguyenvu3815
@thanglongnguyenvu3815 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy being the bridge for all people. Sadly, the woke ones have really burned that bridge. I learned not to take jokes seriously from when I was still in junior high, so I'm guessing their mentality is around there.
@thebruceisloose7595
@thebruceisloose7595 3 жыл бұрын
I can always count on laughing from listening to the half Persian, half Mexican,half Native American and now half if we get in a jam gay man Comedian. Love ya bro. Keep takeing the world by storm one liberal snowflake tear at a time
@dancaroll29
@dancaroll29 3 жыл бұрын
Bombed from the beginning. People were clapping. We're not afraid of being white in Reno lmfao 🤣
@user-ll8be9vt4u
@user-ll8be9vt4u 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that's what skinny jeans were for lol
@Barbarjinkies
@Barbarjinkies 3 жыл бұрын
soyboys and violent alt-left still live in them
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
Same here.
@aaronmcclure1
@aaronmcclure1 Жыл бұрын
K-Von - you kill me! 😂
@JosephDillman
@JosephDillman 3 жыл бұрын
This tactic has got me out of a few fights, but one time, it nearly got me hate-crimed. Heeeeeey! 🧣🤣
@motherofangels1710
@motherofangels1710 Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious yet disturbing because it's true but definitely hilarious. 🤣
@anitachandra2030
@anitachandra2030 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna mention that this man is so damn handsome.
@Thebuird
@Thebuird 3 жыл бұрын
Good management of the crowd
@mrferrer9485
@mrferrer9485 3 жыл бұрын
I remember the time when Kvon had only 15k subscribers and I felt sad for him. Now he has many more subscribers. HARDWORK WORKS
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
AND I am still sad!
@mrferrer9485
@mrferrer9485 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy 😜🤪
@janetbromhead4115
@janetbromhead4115 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Love it! 😍 You Go, K-Von, Beat them at their own game 😂 😘
@BILLIONAIREGH
@BILLIONAIREGH 3 жыл бұрын
If you cannot laugh don't come here to complain Don't come on this page if you find comedy offensive
@captain543
@captain543 Жыл бұрын
Love it!!
@Beregond1861
@Beregond1861 3 жыл бұрын
This man's high quality humor👌❤ is both socially as precisely cautious as a scalpel, and yet it also exudes a lot of "Modern problems require modern solutions" energy. I find a lot less of that quality of humor from people like H3HE or Gus Johnson, their stuff is pretty much just a safe bit/skit that socially "flies"/"holds water" with the woke crowd more than anything else and gets them *LOTS* views.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling the woke moment is on its way out. You see opposition stepping up more and more to fight gender identity--among preschoolers, no less--and "racial" stereotypes. Yes, there are prejudices against huge swaths of Americans. However, if I demanded reparations from the United States for Jewish quotas from decades ago, I'd be a billionaire, if not a trillionaire, by now. All of this--statue demolishing, money reparations--is merely a distraction from the real work that needs to be done. Infrastructurally. Economically. But not through reverse discrimination.
@namritachaudhary2261
@namritachaudhary2261 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I can't control my laugh. It's night time here in India. 😂😂
@adityarai5367
@adityarai5367 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like he has tried these tricks many a times.
@arenmoore2516
@arenmoore2516 3 жыл бұрын
Ok this was good. And painfully true.
@Girtharmstrong69
@Girtharmstrong69 3 жыл бұрын
Thought this was going to be comedy not a factual life lesson
@wtfisgoingon.3638
@wtfisgoingon.3638 3 жыл бұрын
Reno baby such a great place .
@irynpatience
@irynpatience 3 жыл бұрын
I turn my wrist out when I mess up at work and my boss breathes in as much air as he can, shakes his head and that's it
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@philgrenier8891
@philgrenier8891 3 жыл бұрын
That’s actually a good idea. I’m packing that in my bag of tricks for later….ha packing. Thanks KVON.
@lonetraveller2220
@lonetraveller2220 2 жыл бұрын
I really wanna watch kvon live… I m in Newyork city
@KarinAllison
@KarinAllison 3 жыл бұрын
K-von does that a little too well...😂
@iranazad119
@iranazad119 Ай бұрын
You are a gem, Kvon ❤❤❤.
@NoorVatsalaBharti
@NoorVatsalaBharti 2 жыл бұрын
When I came to canadian embassy in Rome for my new passport, they treated me so meanly. This woman was so angry with me, while she would smile to two gay men hugging each other in front of her...
@TheCaliRhino
@TheCaliRhino 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest minority is the individual, that is the end conclusion to intersectionality, but they just never get that far.
@liam.4454
@liam.4454 3 жыл бұрын
White European culture is beautiful, don't let people pull you down
@ja6368
@ja6368 2 жыл бұрын
Tanx God for you❣️💕
@coolvideos8019
@coolvideos8019 Жыл бұрын
Funny but very profound. Thank you Kvon for saying what a lot of comedians can’t say. Thanks 🙏
@L3eKing91
@L3eKing91 10 ай бұрын
LMFAO! HILARIOUS!!!! HE GOOD AT ACTING GAY HAHAHA.
@KuroiHato69
@KuroiHato69 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! Too funny and very useful! LOL
@zacharyh.4892
@zacharyh.4892 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold. Thank you sir.
@kathrynmolesa1641
@kathrynmolesa1641 3 жыл бұрын
Dude Brilliant
@sothhak1814
@sothhak1814 11 ай бұрын
😂 this guy is hilarious
@ethanlane3055
@ethanlane3055 3 жыл бұрын
Bro ur speaking facts
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