If Beauty YouTubers Existed in 1987

[@malicemew]

I laughed at my mom's 80s hair then she said "just wait till you tell your kids you applied highlighter above the tip of your nose" I feel attacked now

[@imagaybanana2004]

**WHEEZE** this comment deserves WAY more likes!!!

[@xnfect5636]

I've always wondered why you wanna have your nose look longer from the front

[@YeahitsMeSylvia]

OMG

[@mistressofstones]

I don't get the shiny tip of the nose thing either.... but I'm basically discovering makeup now because in 90s makeup was kind of worn ironically and also I'm Australian and we're not fancy were practical lol

[@pinkbunny6272]

I apply it at the bottom of the tip of the nose. Just a touch of shine.

[@eponine318]

Now I know what the kids mean when they say, "I feel attacked."

[@laureng2162]

I was not here to be exposed via love baby soft

[@kaceygibbs-knight4388]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kendra5703]

Same!!!!!

[@britondean3508]

same..

[@Miss_K3k97]

Welcome to the club, honey

[@DoeFamilyAlbum]

The one dislike is from Cyndi Lauper

[@DawnKellyMedia]

😂

[@smoochumstar]

Harper Blanks omgggg 😂

[@jasonw598]

Faaaack 🤣

[@MinimalisticLifestyle333]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dudettesluv]

2:11

[@cantocant2346]

Eighties girl here. We used toothbrushes to brush our eyebrows up. Charlie perfume was our poison of choice. We used the thin barreled curling iron to make tight curled bangs but the rest of our hair was permed and frosted. We were taught that eyeshadow had to be layered in threes. One color for the lid, one color for the crease and another color up to the eyebrows. God bless us.

[@thegayestgoth]

That actually sounds really cool❤

[@fionn9852]

hey i’m 19 and i still use a tooth brush to brush my eyebrows up

[@conejitaaa]

I have a full bottle of Charlie my grandma got me for my birthday this year 😄 she still has an original bottle too!

[@nosoulnoproblem3368]

@@fionn9852 Me too. Am 28. Apparently the toothbrush unites the generations.

[@savpalafox07]

@@conejitaaa ouu what does it smell like?

[@nollypolly1869]

Most people who recreate 80s do a stylized version of it that nobody actually wore. But this? THIS is exactly what people looked like! If I opened my high school yearbook, half the girls would look like this. For someone who wasn't there, you NAILED IT!

[@ihavenoname2569]

Nolly Polly I feel similar about the early 2000s

[@Pkg597]

Well because they wanted to look like the celebrity they saw except they aren’t makeup artist

[@jrmetmoi]

Nolly Polly No I think that she really was there at that time 🤔

[@puraroldan]

Nolly Polly Everything you said!!! 🤣🤣

[@Manbarrican]

It's frustrating to try to find makeup styles and have modern crap trashing the results.

[@mickimicki]

In 30 years, kids will be laughing about highlighter, contouring and matte lips.

[@catfleas7923]

In 30 years you'll be able to get cosmetic surgery for 50 bucks, everyone will have blue or violet contacts inserted in their eyes and makeup will be obselete... everyone will be completely fake

[@nakitahime]

@@catfleas7923 So like Scott Westerfeld's book series? Bubbly.

[@meadowgailer5659]

I wonder contouring and highlighting isn't new but it was usually reserved for the celebrities.

[@sophiewells7318]

maybe, but some makeup ages well. makeup from the 40s and 50s isn’t god awful, plus this generation of makeup has much more quality and much better artistry

[@DslaX01]

I’m already lauthing at contouring 😂👌

[@marthaocasio2142]

My Millenial daughter found my old Glamour shot and asked “mom wtf is this?” Yeah it wasn’t my greatest moment.

[@danigurl7458]

Lmao😂

[@kristinb8172]

A couple years ago my daughter found my Duran Duran scrapbook that I'd forgotten in an old memory box. She kept it because she thinks it's pure comedy gold. It's SO bad and embarrassing!

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

Oh my God I can't even imagine how I would act if my kids find my scene phase photos NOOOOOO IT'S TOO MUCH

[@kristinb8172]

Prizmar Valschi it’s your duty to save those photos for posterity. 😂

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

@@kristinb8172 I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@TheMOMdq]

I graduated high school in 1989, this video is ON POINT.

[@scattysafari7742]

1984 here.Same.

[@amandamorgan8006]

The only difference is I used to burn the hair off the side of my head either by spraying with a blow dryer or actually holding a hot curling iron on the wet hairspray. Ah, the sizzle. We were hot!

[@Sophie-vw5ol]

Really? The blush were THAT high up?

[@amandab8433]

Class of 88 here. This brings back so many memories 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I swear I thought I could smell the sent of Loves Baby Soft and Auqanet from here 🤣

[@TheMOMdq]

@@Sophie-vw5ol Well, mine never went to forehead, but the blue eye shadow, the Maybelline Great Lash, the sky high bangs, the hoop earrings, the Lee press on nails, yep. Although nobody I knew wore false eyelashes. And I wore Avon Honeysuckle perfume.

[@oregoncoastbeachcomber2060]

As an authentic 80's teenager, I approve this video. Totally bitchin'.

[@JessicaRodriguez-zy5gz]

Totally bitchin 🤣🤣🤣 yasss

[@heatherlaughery9027]

The problem is I almost passed out laughing because that was me lol

[@jenniferyoung8977]

That was the first swear word phrase I ever heard my parents say casually 😂😂😂

[@karenzielke9898]

Narley, dude

[@vanityplates3125]

So rad!!

[@lovebuglife101]

"Nevermind what color flatters you. Just do blue." 😂

[@VanMorgue]

This is exactly what happened though. Didn’t matter which eye color, skin tone, etc. You just did light blue and mostly light pink lipstick. Oh and blue eyeliner where your lower lashes are and white liner in the water line.

[@aleejjj]

She smart

[@aleejjj]

@@bamabelle7075 omg 😂

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

I remember when I wore this aqua colored lipstick I got from Walgreens one time and everyone said I looked like a drowning victim lol. I was so embarrassed.

[@isabelbelem9062]

@@bamabelle7075 omg- I

[@jumpinggakflash2313]

My sister was a teenager in the 80s and she still does her makeup like this.

[@Azeeeee66828]

Lmaooo

[@mircat530]

Bless her heart 😂

[@weirdgirl7475]

😳 oh my....Lol

[@JessInTheCityy]

I was only a kid in the 80s, but I remember my friend's older sister teasing her bangs super high (like gravity defying high). I looked her up on FB a couple years ago and she still teases her bangs; just not as high lol

[@jumpinggakflash2313]

NailsInTheCityy I guess they found something that worked for them and stuck with it. 😂

[@vnovice]

Most of us didn't wear false lashes back then. We just wore 5 layers of mascara and kept applying more throughout the day.

[@AmandaHugandKiss411]

Yeah that pink and green cover girl. I always wore L'oreal Lashout for decades until they discontinued. Never liked that cover girl one that was so popular.

[@Kjazz-jazz]

SPIDER LASHES

[@Allaboutthe80s]

Dial-A-Lash!

[@reneestephens1399]

@@Kjazz-jazzI had such an aversion to mascara because they looked like spider legs!

[@wannabeth2815]

I need that “nOt EvEN...! hE'S a dWeeB“ as a ringtone

[@noemy1828]

what does that mean

[@kerim.peardon5551]

@@noemy1828 ROFL. "I thought you liked him?" An acceptable negative response in the 80s was "Not even!" Possibly alluding to the fact that you would not have anything to do with X, even on a dare. A "dweeb" is someone who is uncool. Similar to a nerd, but not as smart and/or more socially awkward.

[@sarassmiles8679]

Keri M. Peardon I can’t believe you had to explain that. - a gen Z

[@lolisdeleon4228]

I know! I love that. I randomly bust out saying it out of no where. My family thinks I'm a dweebe lol

[@glowingbuddha]

Lolis De Leon lmaoooo

[@irkenvader222]

I was a kid during the 80s, but I do remember that the “cool” adults looked like that.

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

They always wore leopard or sequin!

[@barbaraaly6186]

My older sister married an older guy who had teenage daughters. They did their hair and makeup just like this. I was like 6 so it was late 80s

[@lindseycassella3015]

Same. I think i'm gonna show this to my older sister

[@jaianna843]

Same, I only spent 3 years in the 80s but remember all my older aunts still wearing this style. The big hair, big dresses, puffy sleeves lol.

[@-maria.0.editz-654]

"never mind what color flatters you just do blue" why was this true before😂

[@MegaHatLady]

-Maria .0. Edit's- I never got it with the blue eyeshadows! I did green. But it was an ugly green. In the 90s, I finally found bronze eyeshadow

[@kissarococo2459]

Princess Diana helped popularize it when her makeup artist drew her waterline in blue kohl to give her moist teary eyes and everyone wanted that look.

[@michelleoquendo73]

Lol yes

[@Lulabellexd]

I went a step further and wore blue mascara too. Oh wait that was 90s but still

[@PantomimeReject]

for full accuracy the eyeliner and mascara should also have been blue - bright electric blue. I know, I was there, it's what turned me Goth :D

[@thekid7000]

By me being an 80's baby, this video will NEVER cease to amaze me. I watch it at least twice a week.

[@oreokitty333]

Not gonna lie, my mom still looks like this. Blotting her lipstick is so important to her, that, in the early 2000s when I was learning how to do makeup she'd randomly tell me "Go blot your lips! You forgot!! They're so shiny!" while was wearing lip gloss.

[@hrhprincesstricia4734]

My mom, too! To this day, I still get reminded to blot!

[@MartVale1]

My friend has that heavy makeup and she born in the late 80’s.

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

What- blotting lipstick isn't a "thing" anymore?

[@jend8759]

Robyn MARKOW I blot my lipstick. Otherwise it feels heavy and gross.

[@sherylmcneill7811]

I still blot lipstick 🤣🤣🤣

[@pancakes8966]

“they were all out of Aqua Net so I had to use Rave... It’s not holding” I showed all three of the videos to my mom and she said it was scarily accurate.

[@RspbyLmn]

Omg, she pinned the accuracy of the hair spray situation.

[@Phialla]

Lol. I used White Rain hairspray. Maybe that was the 90s though. I just know it competed with Rave and Aqua Net. And dang, Jaime REALLY nailed this. It’s uncanny. That’s the Glamour Shots aesthetic straight up.

[@jaspberry522]

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Nikkitutorials

[@marieantoinette1072]

Was that subtle shade

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

You know what yeah me too

[@justanothername9055]

😂😂😂😂

[@angelicanjelika9546]

😂😂😂😂

[@millenialfragrancenerd94]

The shade of it all Sincerely, A glow baby

[@lunacouer]

As an 80's teen...this is scarily accurate. I kid you not, you recreated my sister's 11th grade yearbook photo. To be fair though, we were making fun of it back then too. I mean, there's a fine line between teased mall hair and hair that defies the laws of gravity. 😂

[@hananeazzouzi4122]

As a late 80's baby, even I miss the 80's and I can't even remember them 😭

[@duhh.romana]

Lmao

[@autumnasters]

Can you explain that!? I need to know the difference! Lol

[@lunacouer]

​@@autumnasters Ok, you see how Jamie's hair is taller on the top than the sides, and it actually moves? Now imagine her sides pulled out as far as the top. Just a good 3" plus halo of hair around the face. That was my sister's hair. But the magic was, it would stay that way ALL DAY. We're talking the full scaffolding of glue that only Extra Strength Aqua Net can provide. Forget the pink cans - she needed the _blue_ cans. No comb, no brush, no force of man was gonna make her hair fall. I mean, mall hair was big, but not quite _that_ big. Hers...hers was a lion's mane 🦁😂

[@melindaroop1346]

I was born in 81 and I remember being obsessed with big hair. I couldn't wait to get older and wear my hair like that lol

[@marinaSassygUrl88]

She’s killing me with her faces I can’t ....and this video needs an award. Please .

[@roxxie2471]

I love how this accent is like 27% Jennifer Coolidge lmao

[@jennmarin2862]

Same

[@ellamayoxoxo9510]

Accurate 💯😆

[@user-wb8wy2nk6m]

Say what thou will, but at least the 80's style wasn't boring

[@brownelia]

Anything can get boring if u repeat it over and over xd

[@MegaHatLady]

Paivi Pel The 80s were a blast. The music was upbeat, comedy movies were hysterical, the hairspray was stronger, too 😛

[@aaaavarai3042]

Pauli Dee: STRAIGHT TALK that’s why our ozone layer has a giant whole

[@TVwriter23]

The 80s were a response to the 70s.

[@Meiiiow]

Xd

[@bgirlsquirrel]

This is beautiful. I had glamour shots done and they used my picture as one of the big display pictures. It was a bad bad day when you had to use Rave instead of AquaNet. I wasn't allowed to wear makeup, but I would sneak it to school and put it on at school. Now my daughter is 80s obsessed, I gave her big crimped hair for her 8th grade picture this year.

[@thegayestgoth]

Yayy

[@tizzubestar]

"NOT EVEN! HE'S A DWEEB!"

[@actualwakandangirl7121]

😂

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

People used the word "Dweeb" all throughout the 90's in school too lol.

[@emnat321]

My mother was a teen in the 80s and this is how she expects me to do my makeup now

[@itsnotmeitsyou8271]

@CJ DUNROVIN no this look is based on the "80s Mall" style .... pretty common by 1987. Its a lil over the top but i knew people who looked like this 😆

[@muffylemons9640]

same

[@edennis8578]

@@itsnotmeitsyou8271 Geez, where did you live? Canada?

[@itsnotmeitsyou8271]

@@edennis8578 why?

[@FollowingUsernamesR]

@CJ DUNROVIN I mean, most teenagers today don't look like beauty youtubers either.

[@Stacey_LaValley_Lambert]

Having severe flashbacks to my senior year in High School. Went to an all girls Catholic school so the only time we could even attempt any of these looks was at our Friday night dances with the local boys high school. “The higher the hair, the closer to God...”

[@Janellabelle]

Oh I still believe that and tease my roots to an inch of their life. Lol. Is that an 80s thing or a southern woman thing? Probably both cuz I know Dolly Patton said it at one point. Haha eww but who tf wants flat ass hair...

[@TaurusWitch29]

Oh my goodness, that had me ☠☠

[@chileanyways8812]

@@Janellabelle idk, maybe people who can pull it off but oh well 🤨🤛‼️

[@taradale3220]

Lol same, except my Catholic high school was co Ed, so we did get to wear makeup (it had to be tasteful) and we couldn’t have asymmetrical haircuts, nor could the boys have long hair or facial hair. We could dye our hair “natural colors” so there was a lot of ‘frosted blonde.”

[@TriforceTyffy]

Jaime I wish you would start doing these again; even if it's every so often. Love this series of If Beauty KZbinrs existed in different time periods. This was super creative. I almost miss you putting on makeup and reviewing movies. I get why u stopped wanting to do it though. Hope you will consider bringing back this series though! 😉😉

[@khlqris]

idk what yall are talking about this being cringe worthy , this is the funniest thing ive seen in weeks especially the cindy lauper part 😭

[@enriquesanchez9016]

@Lil RE How the hell can people not see that it's blatant parody? Are people really that stupid lol?

[@ミナミリナ-t6w]

People who are calling her cringey are those stupid teenage girls who wet their panties watching e-boy tiktoks so they think this wholesome woman is cringey.

[@feliz5919]

@@ミナミリナ-t6w “wet their panties watching e-boy tiktoks” I’M SCREAMING💀💀💀

[@wendyraye]

Glamor shots - lol - those were so popular - every guy at work had one of his wife it seemed. If you saw it today it screams “dated!” 🤣

[@WithDiameter]

The internet doesn’t understand satire for some reason. It’s everyone’s chance to feel superior lmao

[@bsrvvr8446]

You should do one from the 50's lol those ladies were SERIOUS about their hair and makeup 😂

[@swain-Ix1tv]

yes yes that would be great omg!!

[@lizabethblake8755]

YES🦋

[@ArtR.cover2000]

Do you mean the 1960s- 1950s where when hair wss flat and makeup was still bland- The 60s where when hair started to get stacked high and makeup got super extreme lmfao

[@swain-Ix1tv]

@@ArtR.cover2000 the hair wasn't flat- they did it in curls and had some beautiful hairstyles. and the makeup was elegant and simple

[@ArtR.cover2000]

@@swain-Ix1tv but it wasnt as cool as the 1960s. It didnt get extreme like the 1980s until the 60s- bye lmfao

[@justusing6192]

It kinda makes sense why cocaine was selling so much in the 80s

[@torryrobbins9854]

*crack

[@mjmatousek]

Stop It it’s actually not. please look up the difference and educate yourself. crack is cheaper and easier to get.

[@Fish-rc5it]

Matthew Matousek I-

[@oyvey8596]

Cocaine is a hydrochloride salt in its powdered form, while crack cocaine is derived from powdered cocaine by combining it with water and another substance, usually baking soda (sodium bicarbonate). After cocaine and baking soda are combined, the mixture is boiled, and a solid forms. Once it’s cooled and broken into smaller pieces, these pieces are sold as crack. *insert the "the more you know🌈" meme*

[@justusing6192]

Torry Robbins cocaine was also selling like crazy aswell to the high up people makes sense why pop culture was the way it was lol

[@kimfanning7339]

I graduated high school in 1987 and the accuracy of this was frightening. And I had to pause the video at the hairspraying the sides into gills...my best friend and I did that exact method every single day. Amazing.

[@cansofswine126]

I have to think about how in 40 years all the slang we use and makeup trends today are gonna seem as goofy as this

[@Unknown-ln5ly]

My 80s mom says, "Hey! It's not goofy!" (don't tell her, but I beg to differ)

[@alb0zfinest]

I mean the dumb slang “it slaps,” (it’s good) is already evident of that. You don’t need foresight. Who actually comes up with this stupid shit?

[@jeanlow129]

No kidding with the Groucho Marx eye brows of today. Lol

[@jacquelineess1141]

And hopefully women will stop wearing shitloads of clown makeup. Fingers crossed!

[@jeanlow129]

Marie G look up Groucho Marx on Google. You will see the eyebrow trend of today.

[@mouserat374]

That "I come home" lives rent free in my head. I'm getting ready, it's "I come home". In driving, it's "I come home"

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

😂😂😂

[@LoveMyUnusual]

@@jaimefrenchofficial I like the way you hit the notes! You sound cute, and you're super funny. 😄

[@averylee1848]

Is it just me or does she almost sound like *Jennifer Coolidge*

[@finalgirl16]

Her Jennifer Coolidge impressions are spot on you should watch them

[@samtrevino3691]

She did a Jennifer Coolidge impression video, highly recommend :))

[@timothyrowe7106]

Yes. Here's her Jennifer Coolidge transformation video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqqlYnSKrr9ofKs

[@chelseamcfarland6170]

Avery Lee dammit you stole my comment!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@skunkie110]

I love Jennifer Coolidge!! She’s hilarious

[@3leggedkitten]

I come back from time time to re-watch this awesomeness of a video, and "rouuuuuge" and "it's not gill-y enough!" get me every time 🤣

[@LisaLevitt-f5u]

Same 😂

[@Cheezybrie]

The green screen home triggers such a sense of nostalgia that for a brief second I could smell a mix of cigarette smoke, coffee, the awful plastic/glue/dust combo those couches always smelled like (tiny bit of weed) and warm cookies...

[@susann.1618]

Cigarettes, hairspray and beauty shop chemicals ... O lived going to the beauty shop on Saturday to watch my mom get her hair done. Lol!!!

[@ladymatic6569]

Burning hair, cigarettes too close to aqua net lol

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Yeontan's SugaDaddy 😂😂😂

[@ibcheel9021]

My dad picked that couch up from the street and put it in our basement. That's where my friends and I would cheel, and make the couch smell worse.

[@smoochumstar]

The slo-mo soft focus glamour shots have me gagging 😂💀

[@jolene1117]

Just read your comment and said lol me too!' Then I looked at your name and said 'lol me too!'

[@smoochumstar]

Jolene Maggiore hahah too funny!!

[@cassieliverance9541]

With a spoon?

[@lunaoliveira7965]

Now Imagine the “being a teen in the 2019/2020’s” future video having all these e-girls makeup

[@allwhatilove914]

Blogg X the cartoon/marker pen eyebrows will be the first thing people will think 😂😂😂

[@herzen9857]

It will be either e-girl makeup or the hot cheeto girl makeup. Very low chances on the British girl makeup. Can't wait to see SUPER thick eyebrows getting stamped on.

[@versacegang42]

@@allwhatilove914 That's more 2016/17. Super brushed up natural coloured brows are in now.

[@dima-jw7lt]

People will make fun of extra thick angry birds eyebrow trend of today.

[@dima-jw7lt]

@@versacegang42 yet super thick

[@owninfools23]

okay but those glamour shots are INCREDIBLE. 😂😂

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

We need more of these makeup through the decades tutorials.

[@noorclean2915]

Second that

[@brittanyann3994]

Lol so this is why my aunt does her makeup like this. The hair blush everything lmao

[@StarlaBizarre]

My mom still did this shit to her hair every single day until I finally said enough and I paid (quite a bit of money) to take her to a real salon and have them fix that sphinx shit. It's been like 2 years and it's like she is aging backwards now, she looks like a totally different person and people compliment her all the time

[@christenamejia7477]

Star Marchment you did your mom a great service.

[@desiree6345]

I applaud you

[@infallibleblue]

Bless your heart in giving her a modern makeover.

[@edennis8578]

My mom insisted on wearing her hair in a short tight wave style that was fashionable in the 30s. She wore it that way until she died in 2004. omg

[@sandrasharpe8816]

Girl you got that shit down, I used to back comb the hell out of my hair trying look like Madonna and wear the same crazy makeup thinking I was the bomb 🤣🤣

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Oh, man back combing. I came here from scene hair tutorials and back coming is key. Scene hair always reminded me of 80s hair, I wasn't too far off lol.

[@gothicdweeb1287]

“Not even, he’s a dweeb” will be the new national anthem. I don’t know how, or why even, but I will make it happen.

[@sunshineangel8059]

I liked that too 🤣🤣

[@mariebernier3076]

I still say it.

[@keaton_]

Nobody: Not a soul: Absolutely not a single creature: Jaime: *“i CoMe HoMe”*

[@MR-df6fe]

Lmao I read this comment at the same moment she said it🤣🤣

[@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm]

My soul left me when she said that!

[@beethegirl9172]

@@MR-df6fe me too!!!...I'm dying😂😂😂

[@onlyonethingisneedful]

Literally Lol'd at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisawhite-pagano3455]

In the 80’s we wore our blush like a stamp in the hollows of our cheeks- in burgundy. We would do our make up at work because that way we could borrow my friend’s Lancôme stash. It looked great in a dark club but I looked like a smacked ass on the train ride from work to home. 😃. Eyeshadow was a blend of lilac and pink with jet black mascara. My hair wasn’t frizzed like a lot of girls but it was set with hot rollers. I made a big old wave out of my bangs and sprayed the shit out of them with a product called Shpritz. It could hold a 3 inch high flip over my forehead until I washed it out the next day. I thought I was hot shit. 😂

[@michelleg89_12]

Shpritz to say out loud is hilarious 😁

[@xAlbinopiratex]

Wave bangs!! I was born in 88 and even I had wave bangs as a kid

[@roxanardh]

Because you were hot shit! Never forget 🔥🔥🔥

[@appletree6898]

Yeah, I was gonna say, this is pretty accurate, but the harsh pink lines go UNDER your cheekbones. Can't argue with the Love's Baby Soft, though!!

[@crux6331]

You probably looked more awesome than you give yourself credit for

[@lynnwilliams1480]

Jamie thanks for doing this one! Brought back some embarrassing but also great memories. I graduated in 87 and I swear my senior picture looks just like you! I used enough Aqua Net to ruin the ozone layer single-handedly. The big hair, bright pink blush and the blue shadow was on point! With me and my friends we all used this god awful frosted pink Mary Kay lip gloss. One of their Moms sold it I think. I wish I could post my glamour shots picture on here. It’s atrocious but for some reason the Glamour Shots studio liked mine and posted it in the store. I had no idea until one of my friends saw it and called me. She said “Oh my gosh they have your pic up on the wall!” Like it was a big deal lol. How embarrassing but back then I thought it was so cool.

[@spookyhamilton2732]

Okay i get that a lot of old trends are coming back but if this comes back I will cry.

[@natedog69420]

Idk i like it id be down

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I'm already expecting that lmao especially since people are recycling old trends (like lipgloss)

[@vol.9543]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 I love it 🥰 especially lip gloss and hair spray. Ahhhhhhhh. 😄

[@christina9828]

I actually really like it haha

[@ifiveoh]

It’s gunna happen. Give it time.

[@sunninicole8607]

I was a preteen in the 80s and let me tell you, blue eyeshadow and Asian mono lids were NOT meant to go together!

[@vampitupmanchesterchrissie1293]

Sunni Nicole Or really heavy black eyeliner top and bottom with caked on mascara. My eyes (also mono-lids) looked like squashed, blue beetles. People thought I was trying to be goth 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Oh shut up. It works for me, leave me alone!😂

[@HagathaBroomstick]

Your hair wasn't nearly big enough. And we weren't wearing false lashes back then. It was five layers of clumpy mascara. 😁

[@FeliciaBarlowClar]

My thoughts exactly - it was all dark extended eyeliner and mascara. And nobody used poppy pins to get the pouf. The pouf was an art all in itself!

[@itsnotmeitsyou8271]

I dont remember wearing blush under my eyes, either. And my brows were groomed 😛 my brows were AWESOME!

[@itsnotmeitsyou8271]

Those lee press-ons were exactly right, tho 🤣

[@itsnotmeitsyou8271]

@@FeliciaBarlowClar it helped to blow dry your hair upside down to get mass volume, too 👍

[@HagathaBroomstick]

@@itsnotmeitsyou8271 Me too! And the lipstick was either bright red or that very pale shade of pink called "opal".

[@cesardominguez]

Very accurate and your "Glamour" Montage SCREAMS 1987 Teens!! My sister sported that LIONESS hairdo, on the sideburns and it was so PETRIFIED from all the FROZEN GEL to keep it that way!! Jem and the Holograms, Belinda Carlisle, Linda Hamilton, Kim Wilde, Debbie Gibson and Barbie and the Rockers 80's LOOK!!

[@cecewonderwoman4617]

It's going to be hilarious looking back at the contouring and eyebrows trend. 'Now you're just gonna wanna paint your face so it looks Nothing like your real shape.' 😂😂

[@katia_g213]

ACCURATE

[@katia_g213]

@z g Also accurate. And like a cat 😂 Too much filler or plastic surgery? CAAAAAT! With fish lips lol

[@imanialexander2469]

SadRahne that’s never going to happen

[@lpsfankanr1]

@@katia_g213 Wow. That's the best decription of the trend nowadays I have ever seen.

[@lipstickzombie4981]

@@imanialexander2469 I think it happened at least in my place now that wearing a mask is mandatory when going outside. 🤣

[@fuzzybluelogic]

That's... disturbingly accurate. Source: I was a teenager in the late 80s.

[@sweetfeet408]

So how old r u now

[@heatherwilliamsbuell3232]

Same here. I'm in my mid 40's now. 1987 was 8th grade for me. Such fun times. Great video, Jamie.

[@raenter]

I was gonna say, there was no lies detected here.

[@AutisticBeautyQueen]

fuzzybluelogic I didn’t exist in the 80’s lol, but my one sister was about 12 then so close in age lol. Mom and dad had a lot of kids lol. She says this is accurate lol. And so did my mom. My other sister was born in 1985 so she was a toddler.

[@vivdiva]

I dont know what 80s you are referring to. This is not at all accurate - and disappointing

[@goosefishh]

Sent this to my mom and asked if it was accurate and she said “😁pretty close but more blue eyeshadow and the mascara should be the color electric blue too, I had that.”

[@maegamiss3999]

My step-mother still dresses like this, and she uses blue eyeliner 😳😳 it doesn't look great lol

[@7thWardCreole]

MyFamiliarIsABadger The lips need to be pink too. Metallic like she’s done, but in pink, pink fer surrre!

[@ryan-fq7ob]

Maegamiss OH MY GOD SAME WITH MY MOM

[@sometimessnarky1642]

@@maegamiss3999 blue eyeliner on the waterline can look nice if done correctly. It makes blue eyes pop and it makes the whites of your eyes look brighter.

[@annasloan2349]

Omg i remember when everyone did blue eyeliner blue eyeshadow and blue mascara. Your mom was right about the blue mascara.

[@hoseokismyhope3351]

i love how she broke character just for half a second when pinning her bangs up and laughing at them 😂 so cute

[@iBurnedaHouse]

LMAO I kept dying when you would randomly belt out "I COME HOME"

[@jettka]

Me too😂

[@ilovesesshomarusama716]

I read this comment just as she said it and laughed

[@courtney893]

Hahahaha me too 😂

[@lauralarsen3447]

Me three

[@giuliad223]

This reminds me of that time my mom, who hasn't worn makeup in 10 years, wanted to put some on for a night out and being the makeup fiend in the house I tried to help her, and she brushed it off like "I know how to do my makeup I've been alive for more years than you" and then proceeded to apply a shimmery lilac in her crease with a QTIP lmfao

[@fueledbypaintwater]

Oof

[@taradale3220]

LMFAOOO

[@Ilovevintage77]

That’s a really cute story!! Did she have a fun night out ,?

[@giuliad223]

​@@Ilovevintage77 eh, she said she didn't but she's kinda grumpy, I'm pretty sure she had a good time :)

[@wendyallen9089]

MY MOM. I bought her a mac brush set and she never touched it so I took it back without telling her and she never knew. Lmao

[@RatherBHunterthenPrey]

I was a hairdresser all thru the 80s and 90s...pretty damn accurate! My salon co workers called me Janis Joplin cause I REFUSED to destroy my hair the way they did. I just wore it curly...no spray or iron! Total hippie. Lol

[@LemoNiceRock-zz4wt]

That "rouge" editing is gold🤣❤

[@cathrinaandrus1777]

I hope I never forget the "Rouge, rouge, ROUGE, RoUgE" montage. Applying blush is going to be so much more fun with that sound track. XD. And those gold lips really bring the look together!

[@britt5823]

Yes... yes, I will heard that for years to come. 😂

[@kelseychapman1174]

Someone mentioned 80s goth here and I, as a current goth, would DIIIIE to see you do a goth makeover

[@kristenlandon796]

Kelsey Chapman YASSSSS!! Do it Jaimeeeee!! ❤️🖤❤️🖤👌

[@TheVaneroxx]

Yessss!! 👏🏽🖤🖤🖤

[@MissEmily1129]

Yes please! This is a brilliant idea

[@al1s0nwith0neL]

Yeeeesssssssssssssssssss

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣 yes.

[@HannahTheHorrible]

The Midwest accent is PHAT

[@kelsey2333]

I'm a Minnesotan and I've never met someone who talks with a stereotypical Minnesota accent lol

[@HannahTheHorrible]

Kelsey 23 lol that’s funny my family is from Wisconsin and a bunch of them talk EXACTLY like her accent 😂

[@judithfaze]

Late to the party but you totally NAILED the 80s!!!! SO funny! (sequined jacket needed shoulder pads: 2 giant kotex pads would work) ❤️

[@TeslaKuhn8]

It's terrifying how accurate the facial expressions are. Why were we like this? What happened?

[@iseanmermaid1125]

I'm terrified

[@jasonmack2569]

Back then it was all about the snarl

[@kimberlyhood4095]

No, I guess some were more mature than others but there's a difference in a Valley Girl and heavy metal girl. We didn't all look like dumbass idiot's!

[@Ninatic]

@@kimberlyhood4095 you mispelled idiots, sis

[@napoleoncontreras4184]

Wait you guys actually made those faces in the 80s??

[@jennwolter]

The dislikes are from the people who still style their hair like this.

[@constantine9142]

God my mother is one of them! 🤦🤣. I've tried to stop it and change her but she's a lost cause. I'd sign her up for that show what not to wear if it was still on today even tho I would feel like a traitor.

[@ghoulsanddarts9601]

@Laver constantine omg wow! 😂 i know a couple people who style their hair that way, too

[@sisi3855]

Honestly I like it🤷🏽‍♀️I really do😂😂it just wouldn't suit me

[@gingerhuff4592]

I know someone who still does this hair style!! Haha

[@readstoomuch2070]

My mom still does her bangs like that. It doesn't matter what color she's dyed her hair or how she cuts her hair, she always has the same bangs lol I've asked her why she still does her bangs like that and she'll shrug and say, I don't know 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol Her sisters still do their bangs like that too lmfao

[@Sweetcarriebing]

Who else had glamour shots done when they were 12 but it made them look like a 50 year old women named Karen? No one? Me either...

[@susieq1279]

My best friend's mom tried to take us both back in the early 90s, but they wouldn't let me do it since I was a minor and she wasn't my legal guardian.

[@violettgln8205]

Carrie Carney show us

[@Sweetcarriebing]

@@violettgln8205 I don't know if the world is ready for that! Lol

[@hotandsoursoup2664]

I wanted them so bad! Thank goodness I didn't.

[@lambsauce8662]

SHOW US SHOW US SHOW US, please? :) lolol

[@angelmason5108]

I would kill for a whiff of some Loves Baby Soft. My mom always made sure it was on my dresser... I would use it and it would just magically appear new.

[@juliusminaj]

That “I Come Home!” Took me OUT 😭😭

[@Gabby15789]

2:11

[@GloriaC333]

🤣🤣

[@marc1476]

same loll

[@juliusminaj]

Faith M. I can’t 😭😭🤣

[@addictusbenidictus9376]

My brother is working from home and I nearly laughed my ass off 🤣

[@mahe78]

You're makeup was approved by my niece. She said " her looks pretty". She's 4. 😂

[@makeuparmy3920]

Yasssss!!!

[@kelsey2333]

Lol when my nephew was that age he would use gender pronouns like that too. "Where is him?" He would say lol

[@AutisticBeautyQueen]

Kamilia funny my nephew pointed at my phone and said “blah” he’s 15 months. I’m not even kidding.

[@mahe78]

Kids have no problem speaking their minds.

[@MsMichelle7710]

The 80’s have so much to answer for when it comes to make-up, hair and fashion. That entire decade was trippin’ balls.

[@jamilgotcher5456]

I don't know, I think those ugly instagram eyebrows that have been outlined and then filled in wins the ugly makeup award of all time lol. That and the baking of powder under your eye to make sure you look super dry and wrinkly under your eyes is what every woman wants. lol

[@likeable_energy]

Have you seen the early 2000s?

[@Zeeumblebee]

They weren't tripping, they were coked the hell up

[@SRPDunn]

Have you tried Mexican Coke, with the real sugar? Go drink a few and the 80s will make more sense.

[@guardianoftheduat]

At least they weren't afraid to take risks now everything is bland and depressing

[@debtrethewey-tervree9928]

OMG I've never laughed soooo hard! I was an 80's gal. Graduated in 87. We didn't do the fake lashes around here but who knows about NY and LA. Just wait 30+yrs and see what's said about your generation! It's actually THE BEST because you can NOT believe those were the trends and I actually wore them....but with my hair in a super curly crunchy perm 🤣🤣🤣

[@rocketbackhander6280]

NAILED IT. The Love’s Baby Soft straight-up sent me into a goddamned seizure.

[@plaiddragonfly]

I currently own a bottle. It's grody to the max, but I still love it!

[@jamajezzie]

Exclamation gives me migraines now!

[@smwilliams83]

Same! I haven’t smelled it in years. Pretty sure my mom regretted buying me that!

[@stacimarie3]

😂

[@TiffanyG8675309]

@@jamajezzie same. Kinda hurt my feelings a little bit cuz I bathed in it when I was a teenager. 😂

[@Lindammanning]

I was in my 20's and did some modeling all through the eighties. MY DECADE! LOL! A spiral perm made big hair easier for us straight hair gals. Spray your hair with Aqua Net (pink can) while drying upside down. Then lots of teasing and Stiff Stuff or Spritz Forte with blasts from the blow dryer made your hair even BIGGER. Then, more Aqua Net or Focus 21 for the perfect hold. I wore pink shimmer eyeshadow inside corner to brows, and then navy or purple on the outside, fading to black winged up "tips". Usually a shimmery teal under the lower lashes with navy or black lining the waterline. Black or burgundy mascara. Heavy contouring, then yes, a half circle of pink blush up to the temple (but NOT too near the under eyes). Lips were always a pink frost. Perfume of choice was Georgio or Opium. Fashion heavily influenced by Cindy Lauper, Prince, Michael Jackson and Madonna, so layers and neon for hanging out, and lots of lace and pearls for going out. And don't forget the one fingerless lace glove!!! Oh, and I have my own sparkly jacket now!

[@mstyles2667]

YESSSSSSSS! Thank you for sharing this. I was only a child in the 80's and women like you were who we ALL wanted to be like. We used to get in trouble in 2nd grade for emulating your eyeshadow and aquanet bangs look lolololol

[@Rutabega_NG]

Lots and lots of lace, for all girls, whether punk/New Wave/proto-Goth, Hip Hop, preppy, or Madonna.

[@roxycocksey]

Oh my gosh I love how you described all this! I have a perfect image in my mind how this looked 😄!

[@its_the_bird]

this is fabulous I love ittt

[@RhondaKL]

I was a New Romantic with natural spiral curls. I would use Aqua Net to make it look fuller and bigger. I did my blush in the triangle shape,and then up to the hairline. Eyeshadow tended to be pinks and purples,and I even found a purple shimmering lipstick and eyeshadow combo that I loved! Mascara was either black or electric blue. I wore a lot of lace,and liked pairing men’s suit jackets with my brooches adorning them with a feminine top and either cropped jeans/trousers,or a skirt. I also often stole my dad’s shirts and ties to style up and wear.

[@NoFoxGvn]

I STILL see middle aged women do their hair like that.Drives me nuts lol. But if they're happy

[@Rutabega_NG]

Should've seen the hairstyles before us. Middle aged women then had solid black-dyed hair in some crazy tall beehive that remained untouched for a week, and eyebrows that got more crooked with age.

[@Gooberpotomous]

I've seen it too. Remarkably, a few (VERY few) actually look pretty good. At least they've left the makeup in the past where it belongs

[@anelisamorgan8590]

Jessi B- Ohhh Yes, I see it daily at work.. and all I can think is...Lordy🤤 Why is that happening to her head?😓

[@rhiannon8327]

My husband's mom does her hair like this but more of a mullet. She refuses to change her hair.

[@tutsmom1]

I was lucky start high school when models like Kate Moss were huge and grunge was coming. So jr high I had ridiculous hair but by high school, most of us wore it long and straight with straight bangs if you had any.

[@AC-87]

This actually made me laugh out loud. I can't say that for many videos in general. Also, I love all things 80s (born '87 myself). Awesome video. 👌

[@Littlepea2890]

The grey poupon joke was a stroke of genius.

[@mirrisabaez8712]

I actually remember those commercials lol

[@pjwhite6829]

I actually have some in my pantry lol!

[@BlueMolly2024]

As someone who was a freshman in high school in 1987, you nailed the look. I knew several girls who had that look back then. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WhoShe1973]

Molly Fanton HS freshman 1987 here too!!! 😂😂😂

[@danidragonfly]

Me too!!! She definitely nailed it. I think I did permanent damage to my hair with all the Aqua Net we used. lol

[@bathory313]

OMG. This is absolutely accurate except for one thing. You should have used the terrible little sponge applicator for the eyeshadow!

[@spicymayo623]

Eew hated those. The tiny sponge thingy always fell off and bounced away at the worst time.

[@bathory313]

@@spicymayo623 Girl you KNOW the struggle!

[@wendyraye]

Exactly- and heated the eyeliner with a lighter. I can’t believe I put elaborate violet purples and blues on like that. What was blending? How did we live without brushes?

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

Hey that little sponge tip is great for glitter lol

[@ahoarsewithnoname]

And not out of the container, no. Use it after the sponge fell off the stick and you had to put it back on and very carefully and lightly apply your blue eyeshadow to compliment your awkward orange Sun-In hair.

[@LaurenAnne6]

Now that you've rebranded, I feel like more skits with this character would be amazing.

[@okimawilcox1550]

If your photos didn’t have a pic of you looking ahead and another translucent ghostly one in a champagne glass in profile holding a rose, was it really, really 80’s?🤣

[@melkeekiper3293]

As someone who went to high school in the 80's - this was SPOT-ON!! Most girls had a can of hair spray in their giant grandma-sized purses. We didn't wear gold lips - but we had plenty of neon! 🤣Thanks for laugh down memory lane! 😂

[@bcmpaul2012]

Melinda Kiper Wet n Wild lip gloss was my super power. I literally could not talk to a boy unless it was coated on with a little bit on my front teeth. 👍😏

[@loriadams7724]

Lol, and a battery operated curling iron in that big purse too!!!!!

[@Penelope.Banana]

If your not tasting aqua net, are you even really using it?

[@melkeekiper3293]

@@bcmpaul2012 I don't remember the brand,but the roller bottle, fruit flavored lip glosses were everywhere- every girl had at least 2-3.

[@lr8719]

@@melkeekiper3293 Bonnie Belle Lip Smackers comes to mind! And dont forget the Dr. Pepper lip balm,too!! 😁💄

[@courtneyc238]

Why were glamour shots so popular in the 80’s. Every one of my relatives that was alive then has them

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

WE WANTED TO LOOK PRETTY AND BE IN PICTURES THAT MADE US LOOK DREAMY!!!

[@ANTONDDP]

Because the cameras that the average person owned sucked and regularly cut the heads off of your photos. LOL

[@vintageinbloom6033]

We had no instagram filters to play around with back then! Glamourshots was our filter 🤣

[@Lvmykidos2]

Never got glamour shots! So glad I didn’t. 😂

[@jaxmamalovesdaddy3266]

They were" trending"

[@makaila1177]

We can blame global warming on the 80's and early 90's.

[@wonderfulfable]

For some reason I have been coming back to the series "If Beauty KZbinrs Exist in 1987, 1999, and 2004" And watching them for more than 2 times in a day. I can't stop laughing at all of them. XD XD XD

[@joshsoronow3695]

Same here lol I watch them over and over

[@aylishsmith]

Bro this looks just like every picture of my mom from that time ever

[@victoriastargle2929]

Aylish Smith I sent it to my mom just so she can stare at her glamour shots and laugh 😂😂

[@flimflamso]

I had no choice but to subscribe

[@wowhaha4871]

Same lol

[@mombun1320]

Ditto! Between this and the one of 90s girls. I hit that button as well

[@3llevate]

Same

[@LovingSoul61]

Right! This is great lol

[@jennydiez1258]

Me, too- lol.

[@sarahfuller5482]

The “come home” made me lose it every time

[@tinageorge309]

That was so spot on and hilarious 🤣. If you want those “gills” to stand out better you gotta take a blow dryer to them while the Rave it still wet and hold them babies out with a comb. 😂

[@LesignerGirl]

Lol. I used to brush it straight out from the temples with the bristles pointing back, rotate the brush backward so the bristles were pointing forward, spray the gill with Rave #4, then hit it with the blow dryer to set it before removing the brush.

[@nollypolly1869]

@@LesignerGirl Omfg YES! 😂

[@pipsumpter]

@tina george Preach it girl! Lol

[@crestaogle]

As a Gen X-er who “learned” how to “do” makeup in the ‘80’s right on the border of North Dakota and Minnesota, I have to say, this CRACKED ME UP! 🤣 The only things that were different in my experience were a Wet ‘n Wild pale pink and blue eyeshadow combo compact (pink on the inside, blue on the outside of the entire eyelid) & Wet ‘n Wild icy pink lip gloss. Oh, and LAYERS for the clothes. In my 8th grade school pic, I am wearing FOUR FLIPPIN’ SHIRTS at once!!! All collars up, too! We were nuts (and very sweaty) in the ‘80s! 🤣🤣🤣

[@zenseed75]

Concur. I wore 3 pairs of socks.

[@shychick96]

They had wet n wild back then ?

[@zenseed75]

@@shychick96 yep, since the late 70s. ☺️

[@crestaogle]

Fiona Wong Totally! And it was only, like, 89 cents!

[@bananasinpajamas9499]

Yeah I remember the pink and blue duo🙂👍

[@sierram9573]

I’ve watched this multiple times now, and it gets better each time

[@kingskidgirl2]

Oh I agree! And I literally cry 😂🤣😂 EVERY time at the Glamour Shots at the end.

[@YT44four]

Loves Baby Soft! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This took me back to senior year of high school! We all smelled like Loves Baby Soft, Gloria Vanderbilt, Lauren or my fave Anais Anais. 😂😂😂😂

[@skeletonkeybooks]

Anaïs Anaïs was my favorite, too! MHS Class of '87 reporting in, and this video is totally accurate. Fer sure!

[@michellekeefe2419]

I loved Halston because the bottle was so cool. But when I was a preteen, it was Love’s Baby Soft all the way, and Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers.

[@dlynn101]

On behalf of Generation X, we're offended. This is accurate. But we are nevertheless offended!

[@StaciaShumway]

D Lynn 😂🤣😅. What’s life if we can’t laugh along the way? I’m Gen X, this is accurate and hilarious!

[@petalparker5]

I'm offended coz that hair isn't big enough. There needs to be a literal wall of fringe for it to deserve some eighties respect.

[@THopkins7]

When she was putting makeup on I had flashbacks to all my crazy outfits. 🤣

[@MaxGreen111]

I’m about to show this to my gen x mom and see what she thinks 😂

[@kleocatra9675]

My husband has my(8 x 10) glamour shot on the wall and smaller ones in his wallet( oops I accidentally washed the wallet)

[@morganlabatt4543]

“NoT EvEn, HE’s a dWeEB!”

[@nekonekoknees5154]

Such a dork

[@nekonekoknees5154]

xD

[@MartVale1]

So 80’s 😂

[@LisaHoneychan]

I’m screaming over this one, Jamie!! I graduated in 1988, so yeah...I can vouch this look was a thing. Bangs were even bigger where I grew up in SoCal, tho.😬😬 SOOOO cringey now, but we thought we were the shit back then! My Mom (bless her) wanted to emulate Cyndi Lauper’s eye looks, and she began to take the whatever Covergirl eye 4-quad pallet she had, and then ADD more colors to her look. I swear to all that’s holy, my friend came over, muttered under her breath to me “Why does your Mom look like a peacock?!” and I died! No blending! It was like she had done a paint-by-number kit on her eyelids! I felt like dying from embarrassment. Yeah, good times! This was great, thanks for the flashback!

[@jujubunnybea]

Lisa ~ Your story about your Mom and friend are running neck and neck for laughs with this video... Thanks for sharing it... 😆😆😆💗 Have a GREAT and SAFE rest of your weekend and coming week 🥰

[@jdxx59]

Haha...good story.

[@gialeecarl]

I just started watching your videos last week. This one, "If Beauty KZbinrs Existed in 1987" popped up as a suggestion and I laughed so hard, I've been watching at least one a day, if not 2 since. The "Rouge" ....girl I spit my glass of sweet tea out. Went everywhere. Desk, wall, floor, ceiling. And the accent...You definitely reminded me of my 80's school friend who was from Minnesota and then the bloopers just made me laugh even more when you mention Minnesota. I had to watch this one again today. I don't know how long you've been doing this, but I am so upset that I didn't find you sooner. Thank you for what you do.

[@2771gemini]

Love it! But believe me as a teenager in the 80’s we did not use eyelashes... you just used about 15 coats of mascara... preferably a blue or purple one.😜

[@jacksulik4936]

Michelle Bartram Blue Mascara 💙💙

[@virginiabrayton7362]

oh yah....my daughters grew up during the 80's and I was right there with them wearing blue, purple, and even green mascara...what were we thinking??!!

[@heatherd3632]

Yep I had blue AND green mascara!

[@maria.whiddon]

Yup

[@cherylgardner1887]

Michelle Bartram Navy mascara for sure. If you really wanted righteous lashes you only washed the mascara off once a week and applied at least two heavy coats a day!! Talk about spider lashes by the end of the week🙂

[@jessicalazarus7524]

And remember a while back when there was an Instagram trend of everyone sharing their 10 year “glow up” pictures? We need a trend of everyone sharing their old glamour shots lol!

[@MandieTerrier]

But then people will know how old I am. I like to pretend like the 80's never happened.

[@Rutabega_NG]

Never made it to Glamour Shots. We went the Olan Mills route.

[@Hebbybya]

This has strong "we've been stuck in quarantine too long" vibes and I love it