New Rule: Snide and Prejudice | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill asks why President Donald "Least Racist Person" Trump is always picking fights with black people and offers up an alternative outlet for his ire.
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[@rshiva08]

"All months matter". That was epic!

[@colmreynolds9869]

Do you know who is most famous for speaking out against the idea of Black History Month? Cus it ain't Trump.

[@TaniaMcCartney]

Omg. You used the word ‘myriad’ properly. One of the many reasons I love you.

[@jamesrearden1979]

God..this show is a lifesaver in these crazy times...

[@spirit5228]

Yea, now we get to watch it on you tube so we don't have to get hbo

[@aj76257]

"You're the orangutan" lol I still can't believe he sued over that.

[@knives1246]

He is a big fan of suing people. Oh, and never settling out of court, as he has said often.

[@MarionetteSaviour]

Yeah, he says. But what he says and what he does are two different things.

[@camelthegamer7165]

I can.

[@salvadordali6290]

Evidence that he's the actual snowflake. 😂 😂 😂

[@cbailey2376]

Suing is his hobby

[@rudolphsimmonds1382]

I LOVE YOU BILL MAHER. SPEAK GOSPEL!!!

[@fredtello]

At least Trump does not say Nigga like Bill does....

[@gn0015]

"Neil Armstrong did a smell step on the moon? I'd have done it bigly."

[@cbailey2376]

Couldn't fit him in the space suit or the space craft for that matter.

[@Cartman4wesome]

I was expecting a JFK joke saying. "I like presidents who don't get shot."

[@morammofilmsph1540]

Cartman C to George Washington: "I like presidents who's teeth are in good condition"

[@rshiva08]

He'd probably have invited an assassin if he had indeed said such a thing... But then again, maybe that won't be such a bad thing.

[@ohmyblindman]

Cartman C Brilliant! Give us more!

[@santarosahero]

Yeah they probably would have gone there but Trump has already given high praises to Lincoln and Reagan so that joke wouldn't work cause both Lincoln and Reagan were shot.

[@daveflores1092]

Cartman4wesome hope trump gets shot fuck he's a conman and you are dumb enough to like his dumbass

[@rishabhbhatti8783]

this orangotan joke is never getting old.

[@Tony29103]

Agreed!

[@briansiebert4592]

Jokes on you... an orange racist!!

[@Bella-lc8du]

Wonder what he thinks about me? A chimpanzee. Haha

[@hitty9]

Seriously, are you an adult? That level of humor works when you are 11 yo, but you think it's funny? Yikes

[@spirit5228]

Donald drumpf hates dark skinned people, but he's always dying his pale skin. Hmmmm, I wonder how he feels about himself?

[@ZachTheRantingGuy]

When Bill Maher said Rosie O’Donnell, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 lmao You’re the man Bill!

[@chessnotcheckers1086]

I take my words seriously, so I won't call him a genius, but Bill is the best at what he does.

[@alexkrasnic3850]

bills just pandering. he apologized to ice cube for a joke lolololol. its pathetic

[@path9107]

Chess Not Checkers

[@cameronguilbeau5888]

The best at reading a teleprompter? Pretty high standards you have there

[@camelthegamer7165]

Genius, the word for describing the best at what they do is genius.

[@camelthegamer7165]

@@alexkrasnic3850 Pathetic is the lol-into-infinity thing people use instead of ha.

[@bamse1618]

"All months matter" LOL

[@erinthesystem9608]

YES!!! That one was Great!

[@ChillStreamsLive]

"I'm the least racist person you have ever interviewed." -Donald J Trump Actual quote. Yeah, because THE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY proves this without fault.

[@daveflores1092]

TheUltimateBeing 01 yea right his dad got arrested for being at a kkk rally in 1927 look it up

[@camelthegamer7165]

@@daveflores1092 Hell, I'd believe that without the slightest context other than rich asshole.

[@bengali481]

What evidence?

[@michaelpreston233]

Repukes and Racists go together like Flies and Crap.

[@CTU-JackBauer]

There’s no evidence trump is racist. Stop spreading lies.

[@elkiness]

Oh, God, haven't laughed out loud for while!....(It's Coved era...) Thank you. Loved the orangutan one.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... Covid* ...

[@akp167]

“Thank you President Trump for allowing us to have you as our president” is the funniest line I’ve heard

[@randomname6475]

Ajay Pasricha It is hilarious but jesus its so gross.

[@Enzorgullochapin]

*Omarosa* got the tapes ;)

[@g00gleminus96]

She went all the way down Trump's pipe and licked his balls that time.

[@thegreatonecometh200]

Its also terrifying that the supposed freedom party are making themselves servants to trump so easily

[@michaelpreston233]

I feel a song coming on, when I see That Orange Blob.

[@Boobalopbop]

"Melania's been here since 96 and she still sounds like Bela Lugosi #Sloveniastrong!!!!" Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[@alexkrasnic3850]

boobalopbop and? almost all immigrants keep their accents. ive met hundreds of adult immigrants from Europe and south america and they all have thick accents. your not woke.... just a know it all

[@natashashekhter9353]

Boobalopbop how many languages do you know?

[@sharonspaghetti815]

Hahahahapmade me augh out loud

[@1MarkKeller]

Be Best

[@camelthegamer7165]

Is Slovania a knock-off Slavokia?

[@trajan74]

"Tokahontas" is a level of clever Trump can't even imagine exists.

[@GreenDragon11]

Exactly! No way could he come up with that whole brilliant, funny tweet!

[@vertabrate1]

did he really tweet those at the end?

[@MarionetteSaviour]

Just like I doubt Trump even knows who Bela Lugosi is.

[@dashit2293]

Hahaha. That is the moment I realized those last tweets weren't real.

[@hohonuts]

As an outsider, I don't get it. Can anyone explain that joke please?

[@nahuelma97]

I swear I KNEW he was gonna say Rosie O'Donnell lmao

[@daveflores1092]

Nahuel Martínez lol she's a racist thats why they fired her ass

[@MarkArandjus]

Slovenian here. Can you imagine that when polled your country scores in the top 10 most proficient English speaking countries (outside the Anglosphere ofc), and then a model with an accent thicker than a phonebook becomes your most visible representative :T

[@taxiuniversum916]

Mark Arandjus My heart goes out to you, ha ha. By the way: Even if Melania‘s English was flawless, she would probably still be considerably embarrassing, being the sort of mail-order wife she is.

[@piarossi4555]

Mark Arandjus I worked with Slovenian co-workers,and their English was perfect. Nice people and funny too!

[@MarkArandjus]

It's less textbook than you'd think though - A LOT of people learn English through the media since most the music, shows, films, games and videos are in English. By the time kids hit elementary school where they have mandatory English classes they already have a basic grasp of it, so it makes formal learning easier. I got all of my English from Cartoon Network and Looney Toons at first :P

[@marko0samec]

welll - I would argue that majority of us (I'm also Slovenian) learned English as third or fourth language!

[@MarkArandjus]

Oh yeahhh totally forgot about the whole Yugoslavia thing, oops! I might have even learned Serbian before Slovenian because when I was about a year old my father took me to Montenegro just as the whole independence thing happened in '91 and then borders closed, so I was stuck there for a while :)

[@9some]

15 months later and still relevant and fresh

[@babscabs1987]

His Tweet to Enya made me laugh

[@richardbraakman7469]

Picking fights is the only way he can relate to people

[@camelthegamer7165]

Where's Rocky Balboa when you need him, Hell I'll take Mike Tyson!?

[@cheriehallmano6187]

Only language he knows?

[@jennifermorris833]

Bill you are priceless. Keep er comin.

[@nightwithoutstars9415]

So glad Bill Maher called this out.

[@arnoldsanders6878]

When his business council quit he only attacked the black man !!

[@brainflash1]

Says he's going to show us how to thank from the heart, shows a montage of people who don't have hearts.

[@rynegreen7902]

brainflash1 yeah just a bunch of dickriders just the way trump like them

[@caliluv4244]

Brilliant!!! Thank you Bill!!

[@Jasonblade9012]

“The least racist person” still admitting he is a racist.

[@eliasmg9144]

This comment is so underrated

[@pendejo6466]

Nothing wrong with being a racist. Thanks to loathsome SJWs, they disarmed the word of any potency.

[@michaelpreston233]

That's an old bullshit line from a racists sack of shit like Tramp.

[@pendejo6466]

Nothing wrong with BLM or Nazis either.

[@mtsilvagt]

Pendejo +STFU, Pendejo !

[@neckkeys5251]

The leader of a big power was a kid, this reminds me of the movie 'being there', it was really a prophetic movie.

[@snurly8020]

Bela Lugosi crack was fantastic.

[@cardhutt]

lock him up, lock him up

[@cjay1187]

card hutt for what?

[@MICHGO1]

FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE. THERE YOU HAPPY? AFTER THE WAY HE BEHAVED WITH THE LOCK HE UP AND CROOKED HILLARY. THE MAN IS A PIG AND VERY UNPRESIDENTIAL.

[@Matick-]

MICHGO1 if that's your reason, maybe you need to be locked up somewhere untill you're able to thing rationally

[@cardhutt]

aren't you missing fox and friends right now?

[@Matick-]

card hutt nah not American. Don't watch it. We do t even have an equivalent. Just common sense

[@cynthiakozikowski1765]

Damn, go Bill Maher!

[@chessnotcheckers1086]

Cynthia Kozikowski Kamikaze Kozikowski!

[@patrickmurray1095]

Love your work , funny and on the market. From Republic of Ireland.

[@rachaellahage5104]

I Havent listened to Bill Maher in long time..jess Truley Hilarious !!!

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

With Trumps diet and anger issues a heart attack would make me a believer in God again

[@camelthegamer7165]

I would almost agree with you but God has better timing than after the orange insult to his own race became president.

[@camelthegamer7165]

@@jimiverson4831 Fair enough. This president is a complete disappointment in the decency of humanity. Did that period really help? Maybe recommend a grammar book to the idiot who doesn't understand how ellipses work.

[@jimiverson4831]

@@camelthegamer7165 Dick comment on a bad day, my apologies. Couldn't agree more

[@jessie7339jessie]

Trump hater's are the most hateful at same time they call anyone who disagrees with them. Must be rough

[@stonehand49]

Jared Lancaster ..he is Gonna Explodes like the Big Fart he Be

[@jclay6680]

ROFLOL (I like actresses with normal names, like Stormy. )

[@presde34]

jclay6680 its even funnier now

[@801GMC]

Thanks for the videos without commercials.

[@briank4614]

Just a simple thank you! The focus of your programming helps a lot in these times Bill

[@benwasserman8223]

Next thing you know, Trump will be picking a fight with the cast of Black Panther because of poor U.S./Wakanda relationships

[@michaelpreston233]

He'd Lose, as usual.

[@eternaldarkness8412]

USA/Wakanda diplomatic relations good one sir! Let's ask him about the subject on national television he probably thinks Wakanda is an actual country🤣😂

[@michaelpreston233]

@GOONIE LOKZ ThaPIMP You'd have to get past the Inbred MAGA Nation, First.

[@michaelpreston233]

that's because He couldn't build another one of his Chinese made Steel WhoreHouses there.

[@ClannCholmain]

😆🤣 🥃🥃 Greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪🇺🇸

[@veryfinepeopleonbothsidesb62]

I respect your honesty sir!

[@SeagullB]

he does Trump better than Trump himself. Seriously though the Irish were strongly discriminated against in USA way back when they were a minority

[@camelthegamer7165]

@@MICHGO1 Right, because papers were important when the north was recruiting them off of the boat so that Kanye's ancestors could be free.

[@camelthegamer7165]

Still treated like shit.

[@0MoTheG]

True, but then which new wave of immigrants wasn't?

[@rm1740]

He just went after Jay Z this morning on Twitter.

[@isakjosefsson8860]

For a moment there I thought it was actually Trump's tweets

[@Mysteryskatin]

Man, politics aside; hearing Trump shit on Rosie is hilarious.

[@300zxbear2]

I Would Love to See Rosie on Real Time.

[@anthonycampos8057]

shes too liberal even for Bill

[@komfykoala6083]

I think the View is garbage but I do give Rosie props for criticizing the official 9/11 story even as back as 2006/2007.

[@ramcharanreddygudi4353]

I legit thought those were actual DJT tweets till the Bill Maher one

[@iwasfound2222]

The audience doesn't even get the punch line 😂

[@freddytravale4741]

TOO FKN FUNNY THANKS BILL YOU ROCK BUDDY

[@shanehand65]

It should be noted that trump's claim to be "the least racist person" is an admission that he is, in fact, a racist. After all, the "least racist person" is still a racist person. "Least" is not the same as "not."

[@kylehearnden4562]

shanehand65 Because it's an easily dismissed comment.

[@rakoczi29]

everybody's racist & everybody's biased, (if you're totally honest with yourself) it's only a matter of degree; as a friend of mine used to say, it's all right to be a racist, as long as you hate the right people ....

[@shanehand65]

Thanks for not dismissing the comment.

[@ZER0--]

rakoczl29 I'm not racist, I hate all peoples.

[@alexkrasnic3850]

you make no sense. you can be the least racist person and not be a racist at all. if racism = x, then trump is 0x. that makes him the least because nothing is less than 0. also, 0 is nothing so it makes him not racist at all at the same time, proving what i said earlier

[@JT-xj1pg]

Americans are you already tired of winning?

[@annly572]

I believe for the majority we were tired of his "winning" way before the election.

[@helenahudson5103]

We definitely tired of his whining😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆

[@lk4871]

Bill, you are awesomely funny

[@erin19030]

"Urinate here " will be inscribed on Trumps tombstone.

[@dawnadriana1764]

He thinks "remedial' means restorative or maybe restful. What a bloviating fool.

[@NewMessage]

In Trump's defense, he's very tolerant of the great people of Nambia.

[@ThisGuyRides]

NAMBLA?

[@IamErik31]

Nah, he probably thinks that Nambia ia "a shithole country".

[@knives1246]

They are great people. Nay, tremendous people.

[@elmarobberts5128]

We're not duped: he's just after our covfefe.

[@Bella-lc8du]

So he dislikes Africa? That's a wrong move of him.

[@dalecox5928]

Hmmm, I wonder how Trump feels about Tiger Woods.

[@kodyryan4773]

Love this dude man he goes after Trump hilarious can't get enough

[@Derekivery]

Sorry, Maher Trump could never come with Tweets that clever.

[@sjelliott6660]

I kind of want to think they're real tweets, but are they?

[@salvadordali6290]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@enragedstead]

Bill is amazingly remedial.

[@joysmith5179]

I love it when he looks at the picture with all the people at his signing inand it was when Oboma was signed in lol and said it did t rain and people were putting the rain coats on so funny

[@ANIpJs]

Hey hey hey Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

[@MM-ml3ky]

It's gotta be hard to live with so much hate in your heart.

[@geridinewhite869]

That's not hate ,it's sarcasm.

[@IronCandyNotes]

very deep political insights... as usual

[@nerdzoncomputerz]

Exactly Shane !!

[@richnizambad6908]

Mr. Maher, sir, you forgot to include John Lewis...

[@gigisilk798]

wasn't his dad in the KKK?

[@richerthanyou5434]

Rose Mendoza who cares?

[@duxnihilo]

wat

[@TheJinjo75]

Yup, he was.

[@LOSTGAM3R]

Nice job buying into a fake story. But I bet you don’t even know that Bill & Hillary have praised Robert Byrd, a former KKK leader.

[@exiledfrommyself]

lost gam3r The key word there is "former". And why are you guys so obsessed with Bill and Hillary? They're not in government. They have absolutely no impact on you.

[@luliby2309]

A whole lot of people seem to get insecure whenever people point out negative tendencies of Trump's behavior or lob deserved jokes his way.

[@223Drone]

When ever a Trump supporters say's something such as "stop disrespecting our president" they're basically demanding people to blindly praise Trump. Telling people to "stop disrespecting our president" is what you expect from North Korea not a free society.

[@alexkrasnic3850]

nobody does that though...

[@seanmcginnis8276]

223Drone Their just countering a bullshit narrative put out by every talk show and news program, save one.

[@Soren59]

Maybe they are just tired of seeing the same Trump jokes recycled over and over and black people being portrayed as victims. The Dems pretend to care about black people but what actually improved for them under Obama?

[@seanmcginnis8276]

Xenos As far as the racial stuff goes it's just a collective narcissism, an attempt to feel superior.

[@goblanc]

Trumps' Tweets are the funniest part of your bit, thanks Tokahontas !

[@JohnDoe-et8th]

"Tokahontas." That's called getting to the punch first.

[@davidhill2020]

I've known plenty of avid golfers who've needed hip and knee replacement surgeries. They're also rich enough to have excellent health care.

[@camelthegamer7165]

It's not running over your caddy that's the hardest part of golf, just resisting the urge to run the little brat over is harder than 440a steel.

[@geridinewhite869]

From their many underhanded ways of stealing from taxpayers

[@coolbanana165]

How does Maher not understand what it means when an audience says "Ohhh" after a joke? It doesn't mean they don't like the joke, it means "Ohhh, burn!"

[@coolbanana165]

I'm surprised no one who knows him has told him. It's not exactly uncommon.

[@playswithknives]

The Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

[@Don-ol8ze]

Interesting. I'd pick for his tombstone: "Avatar of Narcissistic Idiocy"

[@kennethj.oriordan2898]

Buh-leave me, the feeling's mutual!

[@robthatsme9831]

Love that Bill got cross coz the audience wasn’t laughing. He’s so talented in reeling them off our brains can’t keep up.

[@Cwgrlup]

Awe come on… he picked fights with EVERYONE.

[@LouisBanks-hv6sk]

the word trump is a polite way of saying fart in the UK

[@LouisBanks-hv6sk]

President Fart. WTF is this mess

[@PhantomPain74]

MAHER FOR PRES.

[@hymnofashes]

I'm surprised he used the word "remedial" but not surprised he doesn't know what it means.

[@paulmadden4372]

Bill Maher; Tokahontis, you slay me Bill! Thks!

[@DDT979]

Truth nothing but the Truth

[@miguelperez9982]

I like bill but i hate when he gets mad at the audiance when his jokes dont land

[@beback_]

Miguel Perez Yeah like bitch it’s not their fault when you don’t time it right.

[@TuWear]

It did Land; they just clenched their assholes at it

[@susanneyuk-pingpong8705]

He wasn't actually angry was he?

[@dryan6793]

He's just joking.

[@communistjesus]

He forgot to mention that, he wants to increase immigration from WESTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.

[@garydixon1265]

We don't want to come to your country were fine hear

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

The US is the shithole of the industrialized countries. Do you know how much is the minimum wages in places like Norway or Germany?

[@geridinewhite869]

I thought it was Norway .

[@geridinewhite869]

Out of fear ! From people of color becoming too numerous! That was J Edgar Hoovers response to a reporter who asked him back in the early 60s

[@teresagunn1704]

Bill Maher for President 🥰

[@AG-ub7sg]

Lol brilliant

[@theodoremattfeld9034]

To be Frank, he picks fights with anyone and everyone so I think your analysis is a bit skewed.

[@geridinewhite869]

Anyone who doesn't agree with him or they're richer.

[@2005blackpearl]

Maybe the crowd aren’t laughing cause it’s sad to think it’s come to this. A nation ruled by one of its ugliest inside and out.

[@robinsss]

personally he has inspired me to push even harder

[@robinsss]

no,.............I am inspired by Bill's hatred of liberals..............that makes me want to push for liberal causes even harder

[@stevenmaginnis1965]

He called Martin O'Malley a whimpering baby. IRISH!

[@bruceleeroy8302]

Am I the only one who thought the tweets Bill read off at the end were real tweets actually put out by Trump?

[@monkeydkhan3665]

Hey what about a certain tall late night host who also happens to be Irish and has been making fun of Trump longer than anyone else. Even got sued by him for using his catchphrase.

[@Mugdorna]

Monkey D Khan You dont have any 'Irish' late night talk show hosts in the US.

[@Leaderofbatz]

Conan?

[@KorpsePaintKlown]

Did you actually watch the video?

[@Mugdorna]

Conan isnt Irish, He is a US born person of Irish descent.

[@epluribusunum1947]

I've never seen a host hate their own audience so much.

[@fixatroll5406]

Poor Orangutans.

[@sirierieott5882]

Mr orange adolescent swamp monster, the troll in chief. Don't feed him, it just gives him more energy, or anger...

[@garrett21]

Wouldn’t it be racist not to pick fights with black people?

[@sneakerrc7973]

garrett21 🤣🤣😂😂

[@heckler73]

Billy's a racist.... what the fuck does he know?

[@dnfi5480]

Wouldn't not ever throwing a punch be violent? Wouldn't washing 3 times a day be dirty? Wouldn't crossing the street only at the green light be a traffic violation? Deep man....deep. Hope you did not slip into a coma from all that thinking you did.

[@Destinychanged]

Exactly! Much like it's sexist NOT to rape women. You're either a pathetic attempt at baiting or you need to get off the computer.

[@TheSteelGuy]

Most of those last tweets were far too witty to be actual trump ones.

[@MartnCFdk]

Starting with Bela Lugosi, I'm pretty sure trump doesn't know who was him.

[@splaar]

Pretty bold of you to assume Trump even knows how to spell orangutan

[@emacicc]

"For allowing us to have you as our president" .......nuff said

[@silverstream3d]

O'Donnell 2020

[@BaronSaturday66]

Enya....she talks to dolphins....

[@BaronSaturday66]

Vegas702 i actually like her.

[@marccolten9801]

Do they talk back?

[@ChazAugustin]

Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with! Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with! Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with!

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

Thank you for this, Tokahontas