Man's Best Friend - Phelous

[@xBloodxFangx]

Shows a robotic Rottweiler on the front cover. Has a non-robotic Tibetan mastiff in the movie. Someone fire that movie cover artist.

[@JW666]

I agree. And I hate when movie cover artists does that.

[@ColeVecsion]

What the fuck is with the tone of this movie? it's like they hired a sociopath to make a family movie about a dog

[@Magitek1112]

ColeVecsion It really does feel like one person wanted to make a comedy, but another person wanted to make a horror movie. So you get a confused mess that has no idea what it wants to be.

[@emeraldtabbycat148]

Is that a....bad thing?

[@goldylover1000]

+TheDreReichDude Ikr I'm gonna watch wargames and short circuit you know better ally sheedy movies.

[@matthewmoran5297]

They hired Laurence Guterman.

[@floridaman4596]

It's like I made this

[@TheLovelyVocal]

As much of a cat-lover as I am, I just couldn't stop laughing when Max ate the cat.

[@leplancoop8584]

Vocal apparently they really put the cat inside the animatronic mouth...

[@Roadent1241]

@@leplancoop8584 Explains the screaming. I hope it actually wasn't harmed and just wasn't enjoying itself.

[@MachineD3vil]

And that voiceover tho-

[@Ton-rs9tg]

I cant make my hearts stop pounding it shit actually scaring me this type of stuff scares the hell out of me

[@lunastarz8703]

I didn’t like that

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Phelan and Allison's "intense dog" voices are some of the funniest things on the internet.

[@StormyCallum]

This movie doesn't really scare me all that much. Because we all know that dogs don't really exist.

[@Hazard1007]

Of course dogs don't exist! Everyone knows that! Now Santa Claus on the other hand...

[@davidspring4003]

just like scissors! wait...if scissors don't exist, how did I cut out this newspaper article...?

[@coreywalton710]

David Spring with ya fingaz ✌duh

[@MrXemnas1992]

A dog is not in the house presently. A dog is not in the house presently...

[@asrielthedreamer6783]

David Spring it can't be...

[@Nagoragama]

I don't know why Phelous falling down off camera always makes me laugh.

[@SpeedyEric1]

Nagoragama Gotta love it when an internet reviewer does his own stunts.

[@gracekim1998]

@@SpeedyEric1 indeed

[@KikiDiki]

I've never wanted the dog in a movie to die before

[@nightponyinrface6009]

Kiki Yuyu ever seen Cujo?

[@KikiDiki]

Nightpony inRface No but I heard of it. If I do watch it I guess it will be the second time I've wanted that.

[@ZarathustrasCrown]

+Nightpony inRface I felt more bad for Cujo than anything...he's just a dog who otherwise is pretty nice but gets rabies and is in agony. Could be that I read the book before seeing the movie and much of it is from Cujo's perspective so I had a bit more of a connection to the poor dog. I just wanted him to get better more than die though.

[@robertyeah2259]

It's because of Cujo's pain that I wanted him to die, there's no cure for rabies and no way around it. Can't fix that, better off dead.

[@robertyeah2259]

TheDreReichDude Eyyyyyyy, someone caught that reference.

[@Zucca101]

Cat swallowing and dog rape... That's um... I... I got nothing.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Zucca Xerfantes well at least the dog didn't rape the woman....

[@Crrrow]

Nah they saved that for the sequel which never got made

[@Fubukio]

I can't never listen to the Puppy Love song the same way again. Also, Phelous forgot to show the Rape Horn clip.

[@MTdaBlacking]

What Rape Horn clip? Actually...I'm not sure I want to know.

[@Fubukio]

***** It's not too bad. It's just a clip of a goblin/goblin-like creature blowing a horn. It's from a movie that Phelous reviewed that had a scene where someone is found guilty of rape and that goblin blows a horn at the side of the court.

[@christiancole870]

Fubukio The Other Troll 3 Review.

[@Fubukio]

Christian Cole Yeah, I didn't remember the name of that movie, nor did I bothered to search it. That review was pretty boring.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

​@@Fubukio That one horn clip is all I remember from that review.

[@greenmanatee3368]

I laughed my ass off when Phelous started playing the Bulk & Skull music over the dogcatchers

[@jackmcslay]

If he only realized the brake wasn't working until he was out of town heading toward a truck I don't think he needs the dog's help to get himself killed

[@t_ed2521]

Can we get a cut of this movie where Phelous actually plays the dog's voice?

[@DemiBirdDoes]

"YELLOWEYES IS A DEMON IN THE SACK! (SAM TOLD ME THAT)" I DIED. THANK YOU PHELOUS.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Dog rape? A dog swallowing a cat whole? A dog pissing on someone's face? I really can't escape deviantart.

[@sonadowfangirl30869]

On what part of DeviantArt did you go? O.o

[@TauGeneration]

lol XD

[@dragonempress8367]

CrazyRiverOtter I don't think deviantART allows piss or rape

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Ebbi the Tigress you'd be surprised what gets under the radar

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Deckard Malnek - Well, we never saw the money shot, and considering he pees acid, there's no telling what his splooge does.

[@IrishMan441]

Now I know where his profile picture comes from.

[@latviandragon2718]

i wonder if he will ever change it

[@DylanDrinksWater]

Incidentally this was his first review i saw of his And he had this picture all the way back then too even

[@Sammy_the_best_there_ever_was]

Don't tell me it's the same way you got your profile picture I doubt you're responding because this comment was 5 years ago

[@IrishMan441]

@@Sammy_the_best_there_ever_was Does anyone change there KZbin photo from the first time they set it up?

[@gracekim1998]

@@IrishMan441 not normally

[@Nekucloud]

I like the voice you gave Max, Phelous!😂🤣

[@rosenrot234]

I remember getting terrified over the cat scene with this movie. I was just a little kid channel surfing and saw THAT. I still can't watch it even when I know it's stupid

[@akiameko1984]

Don't feel too bad... I ran across that scene as a kid, too, and even for how fake looking and over the top it was, it still bothered me. I think it's because it was so over the top, I can't stand seeing scenes where they show the animal, or it's stand-in puppet being harmed. The same point can be made just as effectively by showing it's missing, or with an implication.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

It's something unsettling about that scene and even knowing it's fake, it just bothers me. No scares, just scars...

[@aaronlandry3934]

That dog swallowed an entire cat like a freaking python. That’s pretty goofy

[@TUPRBABE]

13:20 If we learn nothing else from this film, it's that "woof" means "no."

[@magicmoonart]

I'm already 7 minutes in and laughing a lot. I kinda wish the dog was really saying these things in the funny dog voice in the movie so it'd be part wacky talking dog movie and part serious. It'd be an amazing movie that way

[@U014B]

I love how Max is voiced by Yogi Bear in this review.

[@tbonevideos23]

I'm smarter than thr average dog! (bites throat)

[@smashwolf4662]

So THAT'S why his channel icon looks the way it is. Neat!

[@Gat720Dua]

Now I'm gonna make a movie about a genetically engineered super cat and then we can have a crossover.

[@jakebryant3445]

That be pretty cool. Like it would have the DNA of every living cat and have they're abilities

[@jakebryant3445]

Awesome

[@andrewhunt7328]

Super dog vs mega cat in the petiverse

[@NodDisciple1]

Is Asylum going to be the studio you film it in?

[@VintageRubyFilms]

Please tell me you're knowingly making a reference to the film "The Uninvited." The film about an evil cat living inside another, slightly nicer cat. Because that movie crossing over with this one would be AMAZING

[@OmegaSoypreme]

Wait, that was the actual music in the dog rape scene?! I thought Phelous had added it!

[@normasalgado2624]

Have u seen Media Hunters review?

[@chillbaloo5346]

+superchief86 Puppy Love. Its an old song. Donny Osmond sang it when he was a kid.

[@tbonevideos23]

I wonder where Phelan's profile picture came from.... WE'LL NEVER KNOW

[@PKMN37]

Whenever you do the voice for the dog, you make it sound like the dog's turning into Yogi Bear.

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

PKMN37 heya boo boo, watch me swallow this cat hole , pick nick baskets aren't cutting it anymore

[@Roadent1241]

I was picturing David Strassman's Ted E but that also makes sense. I guess that's where he got Ted E's voice from.

[@DaddysToyKingdom]

So Max is basically the "Indominus Rex" of killer dogs.

[@fraztov]

I don't remember the scene where the Indominus Rex rapes the T-Rex or pisses on Chris Pratt's face though.

[@randalgraves6979]

MAX Power !!!!!!!!!!!

[@Tareltonlives]

Yeah, that movie sucked too

[@lunaticchannel2518]

Tareltonlives I love Jurassic World, The Indominus Rex is basically cool but the Indoraptor is creepily awesome.

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@lunaticchannel2518 indoraptor is kinda cooler cause he's an imperfect copy, which makes him much more like a traditional horror monster with how you can see stuff like scales flaking off and all.

[@MrBofinn]

I demand Man's Best Friend 2, featuring a talking Max Junior, with the voice of Phelan Porteous.

[@Blisterdude123]

Holy shit, I've just worked out *what* exactly Max was engineered for! He was the prototype for Inderpitus Rex!

[@jakebryant3445]

I just thought the same thing XD

[@I-didnt-ask-you]

Max was part Xenomorph. That explains the acid piss... Sort of.

[@masterofgaburincho]

But how did they get the Xenomorph DNA?

[@TheArceusftw]

Maybe they had DNA collecting surveillance drones on loan from Dr. Gero?

[@JoeServo]

Bishop brought it back with him, duh?

[@LadyCoyKoi]

The piss is from the DNA of a bombardier beetle, which sprays a acid liquid from its ass as a defense mechanism.

[@ggwrw3400]

Clearly the acid piss, extendable claws, and chameleon abilities came from the raptor DNA. You know, because Max is essentially the Indomitous REX of this movie, eh? EH? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.Also, the unnecessary rape horn still blew in my heart during this review... wait, no, I should rephrase that. Too bad I’m not going to.

[@Awesome_Pichu]

where exactly did they get the dna of a xenomorph?

[@nvfury13]

Chad Riggs Well since Bishop owns the company...or maybe he’s supposed to be Weyland?

[@randompeeper]

One would think Yellow Eyes would love an evil killer dog but apparently even demons have to cross the line at dog rape

[@Sideqazxsw]

I think you mean "draw the line" because "cross the line" would refer to violating the standard.

[@yudithcaron8053]

Even the Phelous redo was better than the actual scene. At least the chihuahua seemed to like the sentient brain-dog.

[@allykins1767]

Those cops had every reason to get scared when Lance Henriksen's character freaked out. Nothing's more dangerous than Lance Henriksen when he's let off his leash! Haven't you ever seen Tron: Uprising?

[@gracekim1998]

Tron uprising was 2013

[@DinosaurFan88]

9:53 The people who made this probably watched Last House on the Left, and decided "yeah, let's add stupid comic relief characters to a horror plot".

[@inquisitorchristopher8527]

Ally Sheedy, so she plays the same character she played in Short Circuit, and Johnny 5 is replaced by a killer genetically engineered Rottweiler.

[@peterkim3370]

And Breakfast Club

[@952shadowman]

Does anybody realize this movie is like a mind fuck to the head? I mean in a way that the female protagonist wanted to take care of a mutant dog who raped another dog, swallowed a cat whole, pissed acid on the boyfriend and in the end she is so sad the dog died. Seriously that is the type of thought I had when Phelous reviewed this thus I never seen it but still this movie just looks like one of those WTF kind of movies did I watch?

[@moomoof8720]

+952shadowman but he's cute little doggy its not his fault he was made that way daaaaw he peed on the mean man lol yes the movie is fucked xD

[@952shadowman]

I guess its one of those you got to see it to believe it type of movies lol

[@moomoof8720]

yep...i can't believe its that crazy XD

[@952shadowman]

I find it quite hilarious that they proved in a movie that a dog can be sexually harassed I am thinking that is not physically possible so I call bullshit lol

[@missmoanypants]

My husband's grandma LOVES animals so I could see her being the person who would cry over the killer rapist dog.

[@SuperOnePieceMaster]

Now we know where your KZbin profile picture comes from.

[@cristobalaguilera6037]

Kurtis Stryker No one Cares about your Opinion Stryker! XP

[@tugceaydin2461]

But really nodody cares

[@gracekim1998]

I do

[@MrXemnas1992]

As a cat lover, seeing that poor cat get swallowed whole made me burst into horrified tears. No joke. Dx

[@SpeedyEric1]

Fun fact about this movie: it's from the director of Child's Play 2. 0:39- Uh, Phelous, I think you got the film genres switched. =P 4:35- Face it, breakfast is ruined. 7:36- Oh hai, profile picture. You look so sexy today, ha? 9:24- Thank god Lupa reviewed Heidi 4-Paws so I can get that joke. The use of the Bulk and Skull theme fits perfectly with the dopey dog catchers. 11:55- And that's why dogs chase cats. =D 13:52- The dog rape scene is so shocking, even the Rape Horn guy was scared enough not to blow said horn. 22:49- I love it whenever Phelous get angry at the music HE PUT IN.

[@bennythemonk]

*Processes the information* "You are tearing me apart John Lafia... Oh hai SpeedyEric1." "Chicken Rape Horn Guy, you just too chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeueeeh."

[@GrandCorsair]

Dog rape, just what Beethoven was missing.

[@8-bitheart983]

Never have I been so happy to see a dog die in a movie @_@

[@sonadowfangirl30869]

+craig l Usually I agree, but have you completely glossed over the fact that this particular dog killed several people, pissed acid on a dude's face after already trying to murder him, threatened a little kid, swallowed a cat whole, and raped another dog?

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@sonadowfangirl30869 pretty sure the sex was consensual.

[@SilvarusLupus]

Um well...at least the dog was a good actor.

[@kingofthegundam7974]

I think Phelous' Max dialogue would make this movie a little funnier if it was really going for the comedy route.

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

The film WAS going for the comedy route, but it didn't make the animals talk. If the dog could speak, though, it would probably say something like what Phelous was saying.

[@kingofthegundam7974]

And it would still be a shit film with Dog Rape.

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

Did you watch this review all the way to 24:45? Phelous does his own "dog rape" scene and then says "now I'm no better than the movie."

[@TonyLikeGames2]

I'm surprised the cat couldn't get out of the mouth of that dog puppet!

[@djquinn4825]

I love the Bulk and Skull music, mostly cause I enjoyed Bulk and Skull and associate that joy with that music.

[@MachineD3vil]

So that’s the name of the music-

[@lwanco1018]

19:42 So this is what Krypto would do without Superman as his owner, my age old question has been answered.

[@MultiBABYWOLF]

So I'm not sure if anyone else felt this way, but I'm a HUGE dog person, so when they first revealed what Max looks like, I was way too distracted by how adorable he was to listen to the plot or, whatever the renegade reporter was talking about. I mean, look at him! He's soooooooooooo cute!

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Yup. A big pupper

[@TheBonkleFox]

I know it's supposed to be intimidating and all but awwwww look at the good boye! I hope he got lots of treats for those stunts.

[@goosegas2087]

And I bet you he looks so cute because of this movie's conflicting tone lol. But yeah, he's just such a goofy pupper having the time of his life.

[@Ravenite456]

I will say Max is the most adorable murder-dog I've seen.

[@robbt.2386]

I watched this movie when I was 12. At 14, I created my first Deviantart account. Coincidence? Eh, probably.... but I can't prove it.

[@BigK13372]

Speaking on the dog rape scene, I am shocked by the lack of "rape horn" to follow that scene. Yeah, it's a tired gag but it is just perfect for what I just saw.

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

The scene was already tastelessly lighthearted. Phelous reacted exactly how he should have for that scene.

[@markcobuzzi826]

+Conqueror714 I think it probably would have worked just as well, had he used the Troll 3 clip in a similar manner as in the animated Jekyll and Hyde review, only Phelous actually does not let it continue after stopping it midway. Even so, I always assumed that the “rape horn” gag was specifically created by Phelous to mock movies for throwing the serious subject of rape into their narratives completely out of nowhere in such an inappropriate/awkward/tasteless way. So using that Troll 3 clip might still work.

[@BigK13372]

Mark Cobuzzi Yeah that’s actually the reason why I think the rape horn gag should of been used. Just like for other inappropriate attempts at a rape gag like carrot rape or screwdriver rape or To Boldly Flee . . . fuck, I shouldn’t have mentioned that.

[@markcobuzzi826]

+BigK13372 I actually forgot most of “To Boldly Flee” over the years, but then with the whole controversy coming up with the Google Doc, I found out exactly what you were talking about. WTF!

[@nexusgiga]

phelous: Lupa turn my review inhibitors off. lupa: no. phelous: here comes phelan the reviewer *eyes glow red*

[@floridaman4596]

Paul Hensley explain please?

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

What was that thing encased in glass? 12:10 WTF?! Now I'm glad I never saw this movie because I like cats, and I don't like movies that shows a cat being harmed.

[@dragonempress8367]

Me too but trust me, Elves is worse.

[@dragonlover7196]

What happens in Elves?

[@T5ComixCartoonz]

In that case, don't watch "Christmas Vacation". XD

[@floridaman4596]

I feel the same way, but I laughed my ass off when I saw those effects

[@anikmonette2140]

Monster Hunter 754 Yeah, this looks too ridiculous to be upsetting... Still creepy in a way but too laughable to feel bad about it.

[@KuWota2k]

7:36 nice profile pic.

[@TheWilderCat]

From what I can tell Max is a Tibetan mastiff which look more like dire wolves than real wolves, they really are pretty scary when they aren't shaved like Max is. So enjoy that pointless bit of info.

[@Sealinkchin]

Not gonna lie, saw this when I was waaaay too young and felt sorry for the dog that it died... MAX JUST NEEDED LOVE, YOU GUYS

[@tinkywinky7758]

Meghan Hrncir movies that has dog death, even evil dog death makes me sad

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Meghan Hrncir well it's hard to be scared of such a cuddly dog breed

[@catspaw3092]

Agreed, he didn't asked to be turned into an experiment with jaguar, rattle snake (which explains the acid blood), chameleon spliced into him.

[@HashUpAshole]

This movie looks better than I remember it being. It actually made me chuckle a few times.

[@v1c-was-her3]

No animals were hurt in the making of this production. RIGHT?? *cough

[@theuncalledfor]

The cat was hurt while going down the dog-puppet's throat. Look at the cat's expression, it was very unhappy with the situation.

[@Zer0d00d]

"Maybe we better have another visit." 10:04 The line is written across the top of the file! Was it too complicated to memorize? Although it does say "Maybe we should have another visit." so maybe it was. Kinda' surprised Phelous didn't comment on that.

[@cityman2312]

The definitive example of the bad movie 'designated hero/heroine' trope. Ally Sheedy's reporter character ILLEGALLY broken into the lab, STOLE the killer dog, concealed it from the police against the wishes of her boyfriend who is later horribly killed by it, and let it go on a rampage, but the film only blames its generic mad scientist.

[@maximillian1109]

If you want to make a killer dog, why do you take the cuddliest, cutest and most adoreble one you can find? I mean, was there no Dobermans trained for stunts in movies to find just then or what?

[@markcobuzzi826]

Maybe it’s the same logic as this dialogue exchange from “The Big Bang Theory”: Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas. Howard: What a sick use of science. Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy. Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals. Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass. Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles. Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

[@Tareltonlives]

And this is your Cujo made by a stoned teenager.

[@alexmanbeck8299]

Now we know where the creators of Jurassic World came up with the idea of the Indominus Rex. Max of course.

[@tristangoldsmith862]

Let's play a drinking game. Take a shot everytime phelous roasts this movie.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

That cat-swallowing scenes... priceless.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

DAMN IT FRANK WELKER. WHY!? WHHHHHHY?! And something tells me they were trying to parody the whole killer animal horror movie series but....yeah.

[@Uncle-Jay]

To be fair, animal control is part of our local police department. It wouldn't surprise me if they listen to the same feed as the normal police. And given the fact anyone in my area can pick up a scanner and listen in as well, even if they weren't issued the ability to listen in, they probably still could.

[@Crazy56U]

11:38 Oh God, the timing of the music is actually _horrifying_.

[@Avigorus]

The great secret: this movie was made by a time traveler from the age of KZbin, who wanted specifically to create something for future KZbin reviews lol

[@thenetisslow]

Does anyone else think Phelous should do movie commentaries on DVDs? Just me?

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

thenetisslow yes

[@Roadent1241]

I'd like it as an option.

[@gracekim1998]

Me!🤩

[@christinawilkephillips7684]

the dog killed her bf.... yellow eyes, why is she trying to protect the dog again? also it's her fault bishop got electricuted!!

[@craigl9077]

People protect killer animals all the time.

[@samtownend6744]

If a dog kills a baby, people get upset that they have to get rid of the dog

[@fightingmedialounge519]

She did try getting rid of it.

[@gracekim1998]

*gasp* Phelous was possessed the whole time 🤣 Good to know where the profile picture is from😎 Also love the voice you gave the dog😜and the slapstick reactions 🤣 9.9.22

[@TheArtkaw]

what won't Henriksen do for a paycheck?

[@TheArtkaw]

He's up there with Ben Kingsley.

[@DeepEye1994]

Eh, at least Lance Henriksen always picks horror and science fiction as movies he stars in, even if he's in a bad movie at least he has a consistent tone and genres. What someone shameless? Christopher Lloyd. Go look up his IMDb page. My fucking god has he accepted to be in so many turds for a paycheck. Malcolm McDowell also went from Alex from "A Clockwork Orange" to rubbish like that "Fist of the North Star" live action movie, Tank Girl, Milk Money and the fucking Mr Magoo film. And even Robert De Niro and Anthony Hopkins said yes to a lot of shit that makes you cry "You were Taxi Driver and Hannibal Lecter, what the fuck are you doing?!?"

[@zeenatkhan1782]

Udo Kier is another one that will say yes to anything.

[@colbyjones7816]

@@DeepEye1994 have you seen Jaws 4: The Revenge? It has Michael Caine in it, in a role he has admitted several times that he took only for the paycheck, which he used to build a nice house. You can tell because he clearly doesn’t give a 💩 about anything going on in the film, and there’s actually a scene where Jaws tries to attack him and his reaction is just a casual “Oh 💩”. And it’s because he was still filming his scenes that he wasn’t able to accept his first Academy Award in person.

[@pearlwashere]

LOVE all the Supernatural jokes/references, Phelous. xD

[@10GaugeManiac]

You can't piss on hospitality... I won't allow it!

[@GlobalsoftPirka]

I am so freaking happy that Phelous is uploading all of his reviews to KZbin. When one door closes, another one opens. Nice.

[@nickdriscoll6131]

Wait, did the actor write his line on the prop at 10:04? "Maybe we should have another visit..."

[@I-didnt-ask-you]

Number 5... Is alive!

[@AubbieChan]

ah ha! I finally see the origin of your profile picture! my life is complete!

[@actionjackson4982]

15:40 "That's yo ass, Mr. Postman." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nomduclavier]

"Here we have a rare, extinct --" Yeah, look at the awful things they're doing to this fossil, the poor thing

[@damonika09]

Oh my gosh the mailman scene was on Friday. Lmao.

[@joedredd1168]

I love his dog voice.

[@UniteForgetLeftRight]

It should have been a Rottweiler, Tibetan mastiffs are not nearly as intimidating. Then again this movie didn't seem to know what it wanted to be, the marketing portrayed it as a super scary evil dog movie but then you watch it and.........well wtf

[@DeepEye1994]

I guess the idea was doing what Cujo did, taking a cuddly dog breed (St. Bernard) and making it a murderous beast. Cujo did it better obviously, but still. But personally I kinda disagree, if you look up on Google there are some scary-ass images of furious Tibetan Mastiffs, they really are lion-like.

[@TheWilderCat]

I think Max looks a little cuddlier then most Tibetan Mastiffs because he's shaved and he also might be a mix because he seems a bit small, not by a lot but kinda short. Also DeepEye1994 I'd say more Dire wolf then lion.

[@handsomebrick]

Tibetan mastiffs are cuties.

[@Uncle-Jay]

Oh my god, this movie is amazing. I love it.

[@undeadgentalmen]

We need a remake of this. I'm horrified that I am laughing so hard. Plus this was the movie they playing on Friday, "It's your ass, Mr. Mailman."

[@mrm.acampbell2722]

Either make this movie a comedy of a dog causing chaos in the neighbourhood or a killer dog film, not BOTH

[@theponydalek7923]

Looks like I have to cross of dog rape from the list of things I never wanted to see in this regeneration. 'sigh'

[@SemiJuggaloNumber2]

The Sonata avatar just makes this comment funnier.

[@DoubleXStudios]

Phelous - "MAAAAAAX!" Me - "Yes?"

[@952shadowman]

Fun Fact for all of you people that didnt know but those who have seen the movie Friday, there was a scene where the dad was watching the TV and that movie was playing at the part with the mailman getting killed by the dog

[@FelisTerras]

I've seen and read Cujo. I have made my way through several books of both King and Koontz. This is one of the most disturbing things I have seen in a while -including 'I piss on your grave'. Just...unsettling.

[@FullArcher05]

The craziest part about this movie is that it was directed by the same guy who rewrote Child's Play and directed Child's Play 2.

[@ShinGallon]

The police just starting to randomly shoot/pull their guns at the slightest provocation remains the most grounded and realistic thing in this movie.

[@hanzumautist4945]

Fun Fact! This movie was featured in a scene from the 1995 cult classic comedy Friday, directed by F Gary Gray and starring/written by Ice Cube. That is all.

[@29AndreG]

What scene?

[@hanzumautist4945]

The scene where Craig's dad is watching TV after coming home, and he tells Craig to get him some ice water.

[@ThePistons4life]

Damn you're right!! good call on that shit I forgot about that...when he tells Craig to get em some water...and he's laying on the bed

[@blackenedwritings]

That movie....I'm still as speechless as I was back when I saw this review on your website. :D

[@Nasuth]

*Why did the Maxes attack!?*

[@Applepoisoneer]

Damn, if they'd actually made a sequel, they could have cashed in on that stupid Air Buddies series and just had a hoard of puppies rampaging through a city. five-star opportunity, missed!

[@Fanimati0n]

This is the most adorable horror movie I've ever seen

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

A movie that does the whole "unconventional family film about a person and their dog" more successfully than this is probably "Bingo." At least it's almost self-aware the tropes it's playing with by making the dog a freaking genius and really pushing its PG rating. -Plus it actually knew what genre it was, unlike "Man's Best Friend" trying to be a horror and comedy, but failing in both regards (not that horror-comedies can't be done, but you can't have both elements be so at odds with each other).- Edit: I was wrong this movie is amazing

[@starvingmartian3037]

If you remember, Beethoven featured David Duchovny better known as Mulder in X-Files, so this kinda makes sense.

[@DezKaiZer]

this movie IS AMAZING!