preacher: video games literally make you ugly apparently

[@Greatscottwii2]

Every time I hear the word "Work is good for us" is always spoken by someone that does little to no work...

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

Right 🤣 this guy just BS’s about whatever tf he wants for a couple hours a week but the rest of us better work 24/7

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

The idea of the Protestant worth ethic is one of the worst things conceived of in America.

[@AllenJeffery77]

That's one of the reasons why they're called serpents...they don't use their arms or legs.

[@JPJosefPictures]

True

[@deviantoutcast]

​@@SleepyMatt-zzz I'm not disagreeing with your sentiment, but just to keep to historical accuracy: Protestant work ethics ['die protestantische Ethik'] was (is) a term coined by German jur. dr. Max Weber in 1905 in his book _Die protestantische Ethik und der Geist der Kapitalismus_ ['The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism']. Cheers, and Stay Safe, and Stay Sane! _//Xenu Approves this Message_

[@ritchie6162]

“Video games destroy your brain” -says the guy who believes pterodactyls lived during the civil war

[@vlynst]

the ideal timeline

[@bbureau12]

The Flintstones wasn't set in the Civil War?

[@Colddirector]

@@bbureau12 "YABBA DABBA DOO! Watch out Yanks, I'm coming to get you!"

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

Sounds like a crappy Harry Turtledove novel... Or... like a regular Harry Turtledove novel, come to think of it...

[@aporue5893]

because extremism ''won't'' .very funny of people to say this 🤣

[@Virtualblueart]

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” - C. S. Lewis I like that version a lot better.

[@Colddirector]

CS Lewis is overrated as an apologist but the man could put out banger quotes.

[@jenna2431]

"Work is so good for us" said by a guy who preaches for a living. Preaching isn't work. It's an obsessive need to recruit team members.

[@Galvatron759]

Sounds like a religious pyramid scheme

[@bbureau12]

I've known preachers/rabbis/imams who do soup kitchens, hospital visits, counseling, and even teach. I may not agree with the quality of all the things they teach, or the advice they often give, but it's more effort than some office jobs. If you add to that the effort required to write sermons and perform services, it is work, though it's often not as beneficial as, say, a janitor's job.

[@burningmisery]

​@@bbureau12 Matt's the kind of theists even all those goodhearted people who help anyone in need see as a lunatic. They give Christianiity a bad name... they & Catholic priests... and Mother Teresa...

[@geminiadastra8662]

I mean if he's still sucking off Kent Hovind, that's work of one kind or another

[@artbyadrienne6812]

Preachers are still answering questions that nobody is asking. 🤷‍♀️

[@iansampson3273]

In a church the "sense of community" is over the moment you stop attending. No one shows any interest in you.. The friendships are shallow and are over the moment you are no longer attending their "club".

[@bbureau12]

I was outright tossed out for saying that gays deserve the same civil rights as the rest of us.

[@yggorF]

I'll have you know I was ugly well before I played video games!

[@zelrex4657]

No. Your beautiful

[@PaulErica]

I agree Owen . I was addicted to alcohol for many years now sober for 24;years next month. Video game is a quick escape from daily stress. This guy is nuts!

[@blondebomber-qo2uy]

Well I do remember always getting yelled at for having my nose stuck in a book and mom would lock us outside to "blow the stink off" and I'd go inside the garage and read books. So, in conclusion, in the pre internet times, books were the devil. 😂😂

[@CommunistELM]

This was me as well!

[@jonathanj8303]

Back in the day, the church was against you being able to read, so..

[@daveSeeks01]

I got the go outside and play. I would do it and play video games to improve my hand eye coordination, plus handhelds helped me with hand eye coordination while in the fresh air. Plus, I walked our dogs.

[@slayerangel6597]

@@jonathanj8303 Still are, its just less "Don't read books" and more "Don't read what others have to say that might disprove what we are saying or makes you think for yourself."

[@jonathanj8303]

@slayerangel6597 and "don't look to see what the bible actually says, just take our word for it."

[@kevinramsey417]

Confederates vs Dinosaurs sounds like an awesome premise for a video game.

[@KireiC]

I want it to be one where you can choose sides, because I'd rather play as a dino vs confederates

[@SceptileDude254]

I'm rooting for the Dinosaurs. 🦖

[@block4562]

Sounds like a sick TTRPG

[@PamKraemer]

I’m 67. I could have been a runway model in Milan except THE LEGEND OF ZELDA. Someone should have put a warning label on every video game: WILL CAUSE UGLY

[@KireiC]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ScreenNameLoretta]

❤

[@ThreeFortySeven]

Does he realize how expensive games are now? If you’re constantly playing video games, you need a job to fund your hobby.

[@kenirainseeker539]

For real. It's an expensive hobby :/

[@LordChaosHavik]

So he's saying worry about your vanity over the fate of Super Earth? ..... sounds like Treason to me.

[@slayerangel6597]

Rain down Democracy, brother! For Super Earth!

[@onceuponadime978]

Some anti-democratic, freedom-hating treason talk sounded like to me.

[@yeoldegunporn]

The comment I was looking for. 🫡

[@shadowminor]

You get a dopamine hit when you eat bread.

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

Explains why I can't stop eating 🍞🍞🍞

[@illuminocalypse5210]

Does that make French bread like the fentanyl of bread, then? 😅

[@LessThanLucid]

Oh, regular bread is alright, but what about that Garlic Bread? 🧄🥖 [oh yeah!]

[@StanleyR1]

Eating bread makes you ugly.

[@KireiC]

In the lowest time in my life not only was I hooked on bread, but bread alone wasn't enough - I'd slather it in peanut butter for a stronger hit. When I was feeling really low only adding cheese could get me to feel any kind of good thing. I know some people who started adding avocado. Most of 'em never came back from that. (Jokes aside, I do love bread with nice fatty toppings. Mm mm mm)

[@shadowminor]

Henry Cavil plays video games.

[@jonathanj8303]

To be fair, Mr Cavill isn't my type, so maybe Powell is right..

[@Nerobyrne]

Just imagine how hot he could be if he stopped 🫣

[@soggyfroggy22]

Henry Cavil Is a very handsome man and a huge gamer. So this odd ball is so wrong

[@ObstinateSparrow]

Matt: If you quit video games, you're going to look better. Matt's looking a bit rough these days, so I'm assuming he's been hitting the ol' Minecraft really hard lately.

[@Bailer86]

My partner thinks I'm fine as hell and I'm a gamer who is in a wheelchair. Also, my mom says I'm handsome

[@yourgodismean4526]

Ty soooo much for saying what you did about NA/AA, Owen. I suffered for 10 years in the program, constantly being told to believe in a god I couldn’t. They would tell me to use the “power of the group” as a higher power instead. How do you work the steps that require prayer that way tho? Also, it creates a dangerous dependency on the group. If you decide to leave, you’re purposely frightened w stories of your imminent death and ostracized. They downplay childhood abuse and actually told me to make amends to my sexually abusive father! Their success rate is utterly abysmal. It’s an “everyone is a sinner/filthy addict” scenario. You’re right, Owen. The only thing that helped me get clean was secular therapy. Pls, ppl out there, if you’re an atheist and have a drug problem, stay away from the program and get a therapist!!

[@Lethgar_Smith]

It's a cult. A cult is a system designed to control human behavior through guilt, shame, coercion, deception and other psychological techniques. See why it's popular as an addiction treatment? It's a very negative approach to solving a psychological problem. It merely replaces one set of addictive behaviors with another. That's not solving the problem.

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

It also sets you up for failure with all the learned helplessness that's drummed into you. I got over my drug problem when I realized that nothing mysterious outside of myself was 'making' me use, and nothing outside of myself could fix the problem.

[@yourgodismean4526]

@ Well said

[@joseph-socialist.bsky.social]

Sometimes you actually get burnout from playing video games and you need a long break

[@alucarderipmavtube]

As a Game Developer, i admit to being addicted to games. The difference is that I've been so interested that I turned my addiction into a career opportunity. Oh by the way... regarding this topic about addiction and work... there's a term we use for those who are addicted to work. Now the part about bullying because people play video games... it sounds like the problem isn't the gamer, it's people who don't have enough empathy to stop bullying.

[@FrikInCasualMode]

Your life according to Matt Powell. Work. Worship. Tithe. Rinse and repeat. Because anything that takes you away from those three is detrimental to his bottom line.

[@SINTD_666]

Matt doesn’t want people to be addicted to cigarettes, drugs, or computer games, because it affects how much money is left over for the collection box.

[@Deseis]

So *that's* why they don't like D&D or Pokemon 😂

[@debrabathurst7276]

That’s just soooo cynical of you !!

[@SINTD_666]

@@debrabathurst7276 possibly. But am I wrong?

[@Freya_The_Druid]

​@@DeseisI play DnD everyone is convinced I do with craft. In reality it's maths 😂

[@Deseis]

@@Freya_The_Druid I did a lot of both. D&D is way more fun. Witchcraft reminds me more of another, more well known practice involving arcane rituals, ceremonial sorcery, chanting, candles, incense, chalices and wizard robes. I think they call it "Mass".

[@bennachtigall4784]

Do they realize that people play video games to escape the reality of life and jobs?

[@TheFirstAtom]

That’s probably something the preacher already believes. He’s already mentioned it’s a way to live out a “fantasy”. He’s probably against escapism

[@lout160]

Ironic. They're offended that some people have an escape from reality that's actually enjoyable. Theirs is just boring and depressing.

[@bennachtigall4784]

@@lout160 completely agree.

[@tmctmc-hc5oi]

Twig and berries…😅Thankyou I needed a chuckle!

[@blondebomber-qo2uy]

Even my 79 yr old client plays games on his phone

[@michealpersicko9531]

exactly my grandmother who isn't a gamer by any stretch of the imagination loves playing words with friends and Scrabble with her friends and relatives. the idea of gaming has really changed with the rise of casual games thanks to smartphones and tablets that anyone can be "gamer" from soccer moms to old people could be gamers.

[@mikethole2877]

You'll get hairy palms if you keep sharpening your sword!

[@alucarderipmavtube]

Enough hair from your palms will eventually extend from the arm to your chest. Some people have that kink. 😅

[@thedangersofoxygen135]

Keeps me warm in the winter

[@Colddirector]

Honestly that makes me wanna do it more - hairy palms sounds manly as hell.

[@khanjames-k4m]

6:26 This guy harms more than my vision he harms my hearing and my brain

[@khanjames-k4m]

Video games make you ugly My only assumption why he thinks that is because the misconception that gamers don't have a girlfriend

[@thepanda1044]

I have friends who are gamers and they have girlfriends.

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

Wait until someone tells him that some of us gamers also have wives.

[@claratalbot7613]

That, along with the belief that only men enjoy video games

[@dozer1323]

I'm assuming he means people sitting in their houses all day playing video games not getting any sunlight

[@Colddirector]

@@dozer1323 Not that he cares, but what he seems to be referring to is socially isolated people who have nothing else in their life. Excessive videogames aren't a cause, they're a symptom. I'm sure if you somehow banned them from videogames they'd turn to youtube instead, and if you banned that they'd turn to books. It's the underlying cause that makes someone a recluse like that.

[@tubruton]

This is what happens when a person keeps an inflatable banana in their backyard. Stay in school kids.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

what

[@lawrivanbuel5221]

@@OscarLangleySoryu “Matt Powell has an Inflatable banana in his backyard which he calls Dr Peel”, look it up.

[@kennydavers3946]

​@lawrivanbuel5221 he's not a real doctor tho. He got his doctorate from the same diploma mill that Kent hovind got his

[@bobbivossbrink]

Oh my look out for your small dogs. I thought my problems was with owls and hawks not pterodactyls. 😮

[@claratalbot7613]

I've been gaming for over 20 years & I not only have I heard just about every excuse in the book against video games from they make you violent to you can't enjoy it if your not a man to it's not productive enjoy but can say with absolute certainty that Matt's entire sermon is just: tell me you don't know how to enjoy a hobby (in this case video games) without telling me you don't know how to enjoy a hobby. That's not to say you can get addicted to video games just like any other hobby but there is a massive massive difference between someone coming home from work to play some games, spending their weekend playing games, buying merch every so often vs someone who is not going to work or struggling at work, not paying their bills, or not taking care of themselves & their responsibilities in which case they would need help. I've know people who got married after meeting their significant other over a online gaming & others like myself who have friends, found family, & supportive communities over their love for their hobby. People like Matt need to just let people enjoy their hobbies without acting like everything is bad unless it stuff they accept as good

[@beardedshawn]

This guy obviously had a very bad experience playing Call of Duty at some point in the past and this is his way of coping.

[@thepanda1044]

😂 dude!

[@Ardith50]

“Should not” and “don’t have to” are different things Matt.

[@david2727]

He has a blowup banna named Mr. Peel in his backyard!

[@billymanilli]

It's "Doctor" Peel... 😉

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

Giant inflatable banana named "Dr Peel".

[@derekwarburton3258]

Imagine living in a world governed by people like Powell . That would truly be a nightmare existence.

[@solomonrobbins9046]

0:33 “he looks way older than he used to be”, yes Owen. I believe that is how aging works.

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

He had a baby face for a long time. To be fair, I have no idea how old he is.

[@GnrlDillin]

On the Rosy Cheeks fact it is usually one or two things,over consumption of Alcohol or you are Deficit in a certain vitamin.(can't remember which one)I have had rosy cheeks since I was a little child and I still have it.

[@Wulfpack1]

Uhm. Im sorry. Ive done drugs and cocaine is not the same a videogames. Yes, too much of anything isnt healthy for you but to say they are the same or that Video Games are worse is such a stupid statement it needs no rebuttal.

[@AlanGeier]

Playing video games to me is a passtime. I grew up in the 90s.I remember when my DAD had back surgery, he was out for months, he(dad) spent ALL his time with his family, aside from sleep, with my brother and me. We played rampage, and double dragon for the sega master system. We, being my DAD and me beat rampage. As for double dragon, We always got to the RedCarpet, but did not beat the game, my DAD is the best person I ever met, if all he could do was play video games to spend time with my brother and me because he was healing from back surgery, how does that make it bad or evil? The point I want to make is that video games ARE NOT EVIL, OR BAD IN ANY WAY! Playing video games does not make your life bad! Video games are sometimes just a way to pass the time, or you really like video games, just to have fun. Religious people need to leave people alone!

[@spidertheateo4344]

Video games and walking at the same time you ever heard of Pokemon go

[@peggyfillmore1971]

Yeah kids stop playing video games ,get outside and sell drugs ( OBVIOUSLY don't do that !!)

[@Halfendymion]

I guess he's never heard "correlation does not equal causation"...

[@Kinessmata-Akkadian]

Matt Powell: "People play video games because they feel rejected and/or neglected." Me: "Then why have I been playing video games since I started forming memories? And more importantly, before I started getting feelings of being neglected?"

[@detroitpolak9904]

Video games make you ugly…he must play A LOT.

[@jlambert12013]

6:43 some of the best moments of my life involve me playing video games with my grandfather, mom and dad, brother and obviously friends.

[@EnoShadow-Walker]

My mirror supports his theory 🤔🫠

[@MKat596]

I guess part of his point is that you should make time for exercise if possible, because it’s important to stay healthy! And as you said, exercise can give you a high but also the added health benefit. But everything in moderation, exercise, games, and everything else!

[@ScarecrowJoe420]

LMAO Matt Powell is such a nutbag. I love when Sir Sic makes fun of his videos 😂🤣😂🤣 dude is out of his mind 🤣🤣

[@symantares9171]

No, he's totally sane. He's just malicious

[@gretchen8100]

14:57 Dude, a lot of games are not "mindless". There's a whole genre of games that I don't play, but watch vids of, because I can't figure out the puzzles. Real-time strategy games also take a LOT of careful thought & planning. You could say good games actually teach critical thinking 🤔

[@gaolbreak1090]

My mum was married (to be fair, she did divorce her abusive husband), had children and did the household and she still played video games. How does Mr Rosy Cheeks explain that?

[@Metaljacket420]

He's clearly never played a game online if he thinks ppl in chat will accept you.

[@johncunningham2241]

I don’t talk to anyone when I’m playing my Xbox. The only exception is if I’m playing with someone on the same console in the same room.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

Video games have a point. They can help with your reflexes, problem-solving capabilities, creativity, or just allow you to blow off steam or relax. They can also be a social activity- my former roommates and I bonded a lot over video games, and the other thing we loved was the job we all worked at together… Cocaine never brought anyone together. In my experiences, it was either a neutral factor, where we could have done the stuff we bonded over without it, like talking or dancing together, or it detracted because it caused some problems.

[@Colddirector]

Also videogames are a unique art form and have worth for that reason alone. Something like Yume Nikki, MGS2, Silent Hill or Undertale can leave an impression on you and do so in a way that other mediums would struggle to emulate. This view of videogames as frivolous and cheap entertainment is such a reductive take that refuses to die, it's like thinking all movies are cheap action movie schlock.

[@escapewaco1]

For a preacher who's freaked out about light particles he sure has a well-lit stage with a big screen behind him screaming light particles adas congregation.

[@jlambert12013]

7:31 wait till he finds out about the telephone.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

Dude… if a relative approached me and said that I probably don’t have a job because I like Nintendo I’d tell them to go 🦆 themselves

[@Colddirector]

To be fair, you shouldn't like Nintendo given the insane war they've waged against emulation recently.

[@WilliesGarden]

Dude sounds like someone who has never had a dopamine rush he's sofa king boring.

[@thequestingbunny]

My husband, who has been the most supportive person in my life up to this point, and I met through our mutual love of Video Games. We were both cosplaying Final Fantasy characters at a convention. Our three wonderful kids are all into gaming with us. Gaming can be a family thing if everyone allows it to be. We play games just us, like Final Fantasy XIV, and we play games with them, and they have their own games that they like. And it's the most fun aspect of our lives. Sharing literally anything with your family can be the happiest thing in the world.

[@JamesRichardWiley]

Here's Matt's problem: Matt believes that his god created this world but Matt doesn't like it. So now he's caught in a dilemma.

[@ObyMom1967]

I've never played video games, but I'm going to given them a try. This Mat guy's description of them makes them sound amazing,

[@Colddirector]

If I could get a cocaine high from playing videogames without the chemical dependency, you'd better believe I'd be gaming more often.

[@morgan_drui]

Matt Powell scares me more then Steven Anderson because he is young and more charismatic

[@SouthernR0cker4Life]

Glenn Beck has 2 similar rants.

[@Deseis]

About hairy palms being a surefire sign of someone who spends too much time playing pattycake with the one-eyed mouse in a turtleneck, I was a "classic horror movie" nerd as a kid and grew up knowing that there was ALSO an old-timey superstition that hairy palms was a surefire sign of a vampire. Which led kid-me to some wild theories about what vampires do to ward off a thousand years of boredom. There. That's a thing that is stuck in the egg salad between your ears now. You'll never look at a box of Count Chocula the same way again. De nada.

[@ultimate_pleb]

17:20 bro literally just told video game addicts to touch grass

[@IT_217]

Without naming names, if a well known children's author was replying to a tweet of a father posting his young daughter's fan art, and accidentally copy/pasted expletives from another conversation on a specific topic, could that be considered a symptom of addiction to negative discussion on that topic?

[@AaronEllisOfficial]

Imagine deciding you are going to preach to your congregation about playing video games and writing resumes for your friends. 🙄

[@Hebwastaken]

8:29 SNES and Controller 2 are NTSC with controller 1 being PAL. I award them no points, and may god have mercy on their souls.

[@flora-wz4ox]

Runners high, walkers high. Yup an endorphin high. I once got that endorphin high after a yoga session. It was exhilarating.

[@MinisterEvil]

Oh, so that's why I'm ugly.

[@sawyersimonetmixelboss5095]

People in the mindset that claim "everything is an addiction" unless you do something I want you to do whether you like it or not are ironically the pretty miserable people themselves.

[@Joel-nu1ed]

33:07 yeah sometimes that’s just because they’re aromantic and dates are a stupid concept that they just tolerate them and shows and movies and funly enough video games

[@jlambert12013]

10:14 one of the happiest, married couples I know who plays video games together every single night, it’s the highlight of their day and how they bond.

[@GalactusTheDestroyer]

I have started walking at the beginning of this year and I've gotten the walking high for sure. I now walk between 10 and 20 miles a day. Still find a tiny time to play video games and have zero regret.

[@soupdragonuk]

Huh, I'm sure becoming religious is more dangerous than playing video games. I'm not really a gamer as such, not on consoles. But I love playing Diablo with my friends in America each week night. We chat, have a laugh and enjoy each others company as we pull together as a group to get through the game.

[@Colddirector]

I haven't met anybody who's become a worse person because of videogames, but I've met a lot of people who've become worse because of religion.

[@grimlund]

The guy is right. I stopped play video games for about a year ago. Now Im working as a male model.

[@UberNoodle]

Lol "playing mindless video games"! Kind of like "reading mindless books", "appreciating mindless art", "attending mindless sermons" ...

[@AlvinJWilliams407]

As a tech guy that games for 12 years I'm guest I'm ugly even tho I work hard in life lol.

[@AidanKelly-m7g]

Matt and his type makes me more excited for video games than a date, and I don't even play

[@UhOhDovah]

I just turned off my Xbox and looked in the mirror. He's wrong. I got uglier:(

[@ericstevens8939]

The endorphin high was a total surprise to me, so real. But that was 30 years ago when I could bike hard for three hours. Oh well…

[@billymanilli]

Matt Powell has a giant inflatable banana in his back yard, who he calls Dr. Peel

[@GrovelingPony]

8:50 yes because that's what I want to be doing instead of playing videogames, working at a job. Wow, thanks, very helpful. 😂

[@morgan_drui]

Even old people have used an arcade

[@daedalousilios586]

Does this man really mean to convince me that DOOM, especially the 2016 reboot and DOOM Eternal, isn't the peak of hyper-masculinity in video games?

[@YourFavoriteSociopath]

can these highly skilled engineers help me figure out why occasionally an item I pick up in my modded Skyrim game disappears from my inventory? It doesn't always happen but when it does it's annoying

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

Something wrong with the modding, I would guess.

[@YourFavoriteSociopath]

@ yeah probably, I’m gonna rubber duck you for a second. If I had to guess it has to do something with the updated Blocksteal framework, that’s the only thing that I updated when it started happening, and I can get around it by using the item search mod, but it’s still annoying. It’s also only happening with important items like dragon claws and the wooden dragon priest mask. I think it has something to do with overworld loot vs body loot? I’m gonna troubleshoot it today but it seems like such an odd bug in the framework because it’s only those items, not other overworld loot like food and wooden bowls?

[@JamesRichardWiley]

Unreal Tournament kept me happy and occupied for five years. Many thanks to the creators.

[@Venom_9390]

Guess I don't need to look good to find partners. I found mine by being a goof.

[@jeremyofficer5038]

I feel John Gleason's pain in that clip

[@G00berella]

This strongly reminds me of David Brent's cringey motivational talk from the Office UK.

[@courtneymeador8535]

"In all labor there is profit." A lot of video games are labourious.

[@joelandriscina4248]

So THAT'S why my palms are hairy.

[@slater1978]

According to a survey conducted in March 2024, 76 percent of adults in the United States played video games on at least one platform. In comparison, 24 percent of U.S. adults did not play video games at all.Jun 18, 2024

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

76+24=100, colour me surprised.

[@ashleejones586]

The guy that looks like Lurch is telling me video games make me ugly…then why does he look like that? 😂

[@onceuponadime978]

"if youre in a dark room, all day long..." Who tf is playing games in the dark?

[@mattm8870]

I going to guess Matt Powell.

[@SapperWoody]

Matt Powell has an inflatable banana in his backyard named Dr Peel.

[@CommunistELM]

Married men are happier and single women are happier. Married women are less happy and single men are less happy. Maybe men should treat women better and more women would be happier in marriage. I was matter twice, both were abusive after we wed, wonderful men before.

[@Colddirector]

I think it's also that people tend to get married if they're already financially stable, so if you're struggling unless your spouse is loaded getting hitched ain't gonna do shit to fix that.

[@conorisdefgay]

Some of my favorite dates have been playing video games with people so… I don’t know where that falls on the scale 😂

[@redfern6013]

I’m screwed if bro finds out I have 2981 hours on Destiny 2

[@djfreem6881]

30:52 currently playing Minecraft PE, in a dark room, while I watch this. Owen… Owen I need help. I’m obviously addicted because I’m playing a game on the weekend… it always starts on the weekend doesn’t it

[@epicmelonman]

15:48 boutta go nuts on some cowboy butts

[@fishyfish2935]

My grandpa loved telling me his pterodactyl hunting stories. Its a shame we hunted them to extinction during the Civil War.