Ratatoing fanfic??

[@kayla-ey5kb]

plot twist: danny actually writes ratatoing fanfics in his free time but roasted it to divert the attention

[@scarxiett2998]

He's projecting

[@tetrakotone]

So, what I'm getting here is, Danny got caught writing it and made this video I wonder who caught him and what happened to them...

[@redheadwannabe]

That would be like when he photoshopped himself to look Like he had a brother

[@felicitas.c.]

Omg!!! Lol

[@moon_skittles7905]

🤔🤔🤔

[@charlottecarr8568]

danny hanging out with kurtis's friends looks like when you need to bring your younger brother to a party bc your mom is out

[@KateBlondell]

Bahahhahaha

[@jimenafa7829]

@Quark damn

[@zlis4536]

@Quark you're 100% correct but spamming irrelevant shit in the comments is annoying, don't be like the "jESus LOVes YOu" idiots

[@ZilRockbottom]

@@zlis4536 It's a bot, most likely made by some disgruntled fundamentalist trying to make atheists look bad. Also state-enforced atheism is just as awful as state-enforced religion.

[@zlis4536]

@@ZilRockbottom first part, probably yes. second part, no. state enforced religion is way worse, i live in a country where the government is full of christian fanatics and i can asure you there's nothing worse than hateful idiots basing their politics on a book about a wizard who lives in the sky. it's ridiculous

[@OneTopic]

oh dang I thought Danny was really tall but now I find out Danny is regular tall

[@itscaitlynsigningin]

I can't even imagine the disappointment you must feel rn.. :C

[@hierkommtdi3s0nne]

you are really tall

[@Yooooojin]

Omg OT!!!👀

[@shroederthatboy.4691]

Relly tal ❌ Gregular tal ✔

[@poetaPar]

Same bro

[@OreoCakezlol]

I thought this was going to be him reading a ratatoing fanfic for 16 minutes

[@razzywaggydaggy69]

same lmao

[@Butterfly-bxby]

Ughhhh the clickbait 😂😂😂😂

[@abhainn35]

I feel scammed.

[@farynpendragon]

SAME LMAO

[@ricomartin8931]

I thought the title was "Ratioing Fanfic", and expected Danny roasting another fanfic

[@Alyssablivion]

BRO SAME 😭

[@girlboss323]

HELP SAME

[@fishwikepediapage]

it was ratoing for like a minute

[@hummusthedog_6747]

SAMMEE LMAOO

[@s1llyguy]

SAME

[@cassandralyris4918]

Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

[@maxdubblu]

He's also manged to become multiple people one is called 'drew gooden' or something like that

[@SnoopaSchnozler]

*5 HIT COMBO*

[@Maukiki]

a TRUE gamer

[@maddieadaddy]

And an immigrant from Kazakhstan! He's really done it all

[@kremitthetaco8725]

And also Danny DeVitos dog.

[@KateBlondell]

Danny questioning why there’s pictures of him in a subreddit is hilarious

[@KreeZafi]

I mean... when it's just things like screenshots from videos with nothing added I really don't understand why people would post them. The photo of him from Kurtis' show makes sense but why are there so many that don't really add anything new?

[@abandonedacc420]

@Alquisha 🍒 shhh

[@godiloveminininjas4278]

@Alquisha 🍒 i aint reading all that

[@SeanFerree]

Hahaha love it

[@ruthannemarie2668]

Danny: “who am I gonna get to use this daddy saddle?” Also Danny: *announcing Laura is pregnant a year later*

[@gabriellav.e500]

i thought those tattooes were fake, because we all know if danny ever actually got a tattoo it would be of the word 'greg' on his forehead.

[@TheAmorable]

And “Greg Gang” on his knuckles

[@MiMimUta]

I thought this video would be sponsored by inkbox

[@fetchmehizsoulll]

@@TheAmorable BYE

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

@@MiMimUta same 😭

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@katiemed]

The fact that there can be fanfics about anything truly terrifies me.

[@user-et3wv3wm8v]

Give me a second making one at you

[@GA_131]

@@user-et3wv3wm8v I’m writing one for you

[@mars_is_cooler]

There could be one about you and you'd never know

[@mcgrewism]

Then you're a coward and I don't want you on this 'ship'.

[@Someone_adachi]

Danny x Drew

[@bezka3545]

I love the satire fanfiction people write and how youtubers always pretend it's deadly serious when the writer themself was pissing from laughter while writing

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear bez

[@grosebud4721]

Like that one Harry Potter fanfic but that was rewritten to be about Christianity instead? Since some sects aren’t allowed to involve themselves in forms of magic or witchcraft, someone rewrote it to be Christian so they can! Or at least, that was the tag line

[@bezka3545]

@@grosebud4721 I watched a Strange Eons video on it and I have to agree with her that it's definitely satire- a very well crafted one, with authors notes to fit the narrative and have a swift, funny excuse to stop writing. "My husband forbade me" just fits so well with the whole "You're a christian, Harry!" Maybe I should start writing satire fics as well, since they're so fun to read xD

[@lvbboi9]

Being ironic does not justify the atrocities that they have created

[@slumpsalot]

this is the most tumblr comment ever

[@CreoTan]

In case anyone wanted to know, as someone pretty familiar with fanfic trends/spaces-those ratatoing fic he showed are most definitely non serious, joke fic known as “crack fic.” People write them as jokes and to make fun of beginner fic writers and bad fic

[@TheKitsuneMuffin]

Lmao it doesn't take an expert on fanfiction to understand that those were obviously satirical. But thanks Sherlock.

[@Jaspertheghost1108]

@Joanna I still don’t know how to pronounce it after years

[@adeer87]

@@TheKitsuneMuffin Rude

[@brookeee_78]

I read it and omg it's so funny- my dad got mad at me cause I was laughing too much-

[@lamwithahat]

Dang idek why are they making fun of beginner writers what??😕😕

[@yikes.]

love the new frequent second channel content

[@hank8735]

Sadly the gaming Channel is dead

[@milktea6676]

Where things get alittle wacky Also La Croix

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Quark Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

[@milktea6676]

@Quark humans are the ones made up with nonsense religion just happens to be in the middle If I hit someone with a bat who do u blame the bat or the person who swinged the bat Anyways I’m not religious Just not stupid enough to discharge something that’s more then 2000 years old Even if it is nonsense

[@KAGAMINERIZZ]

@Quark let people believe in what they want to. its not harming you. also who asked?

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me 😭🤣

[@ChillingWithAbby07]

I came running to this video when someone commented on my comment saying I ended up in one of his videos! I made Danny feel old lol

[@slytherindork8459]

That’s why I love my age, I was a few months late to Vine but still know well enough about it and I’m well into Wattpad now so, Golden age😌👌

[@-TUPY]

Power 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIqthJ2nbLepr8k 😳🫀

[@ari1758]

Especially because HE HAS A FANFIC ABOUT HIM ON WATTPAD

[@deadhopefully483]

I spent 60 hours on wattpad one week and someone not knowing what wattpad is, is a strange concept.

[@kactus1889]

I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

[@carlinkag2525]

It's cuz he's actually 12

[@sunonix-simen]

He just wants to ride

[@NinjaProfessionalBlender72oz]

We all know Danny isn’t the daddy. He prefers someone else to be the daddy. He is only 12 after all

[@salemcrow5078]

666th like nice

[@stelvu]

why did i see like 5 comments stealing this one some of which are bots i get this comment is funny but this is a top comment, everyones gonna know they stole it lmao

[@Opus566]

The fact that it took Danny so long to figure out that the ballerina replacement wasn't just something completely random is honestly so funny to me idk why😭😭

[@scarxiett2998]

I swear Danny is the only KZbinr who can admit he's actually shorter than it says on his Wiki

[@reginaharper3346]

@@finkahata5663 no

[@aur9035]

Add ___ right here

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

**KSI has left the chat**

[@ZilRockbottom]

"I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around." - Danny Gonzalez (2022)

[@anaghaarao5014]

ITS 2022?1!! oh wait yea i forgor 💀

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@ZilRockbottom]

@@finkahata5663 And for people who are bilingual in languages other than the one being spoken under the video you're spamming. Apparently. :/

[@moaskarab]

What if Danny keeps "cosplaying as various individuals with tattoos" just to cover up the fact that he actually does have tattoos now, since he's just embarrassed of his choices

[@blackparademistress1]

This reminds me of a k pop member who used fake piercings and drawn on/fake tattoos and then was like SURPRISE they’re real.

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@kiingsomniia]

cosplays as Kurtis lmao

[@oona7099]

Can we all agree that this is Danny’s best hair era

[@DaniCalleiro]

Hell yeah

[@Notmeganj]

It only got better from here

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

Haira

[@theclaybor4352]

@@Bruh-ob9mi good portmanteau; translates to "surprised." 😂

[@kgddugvjj]

Ayy the angel's number

[@Mothhhhh]

Now when Danny says he's hired people to help him post videos I can't trust him. He's gonna post a pic with his crew and they're all gonna slightly look like him. Don't think I've forgotten you saying you would successfully trick us, Danny.

[@Mothhhhh]

@@duck9387 Is your pfp yassified Sangwoo? (I never thought that would be a question I asked lmaooo)

[@keyadraws]

the trust issues he gave to us...

[@aur9035]

@@duck9387 HAHS? DAD?

[@mandyhuey5810]

Are we not gonna talk about how absolutely RAVISHING Danny’s hair looks in this video? Damn, son.

[@loser-c1o]

IKR

[@ash2833]

the wave calmed

[@Lol-ll5gh]

But it always looks the same tho

[@7always191]

really tho

[@stvrl1ghtt7]

dam daniel back at it again with the RAVISHING hair

[@yawninglion1677]

When he read "Greg x Marcel" my mind forgot that there was a character named Greg in the movie and thought it was a fanfic about the Gregs as a unit dating Marcel

[@honeyinteaa]

oh. i thought it was about greg, as in the fanbase. this ruined my day. thank you.

[@chameleoncool]

The pony daddy part hits different now, petition for Danny to get the pony up!

[@calic.4175]

As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life

[@catelynh1020]

I'm not ashamed to say i thought it sounded wrong but wasn't sure why. I have only my overwhelming preference for physical books/comics to thank for that

[@hannahlees9214]

how are you supposed to pronounce it???

[@thatoneguy9582]

it just sounds like a funky ass accent to me tbh

[@isabellelawrence9176]

Watt-pad

[@hannalowercase5928]

it sounds normal

[@aidanweinberg7760]

Danny, I've been commenting on like every video for over a year and I'll keep commenting until you do it. PLEASE make a video about Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure. thank you.

[@salomeshalome]

danny please

[@baasiix]

omg i would love this

[@senilerodent]

tried to escape from jerma by watching a danny video. bad choice

[@sageawsome1912]

Plzzzz

[@D4N4Y4]

absolutely

[@arlo_slater9009]

Only real fans remember when the title was “ratoing fanfics” and not “ratatoing fanfics”

[@kaylie.sears.]

i was about to write this comment noooo 😰

[@benjaminwyatt]

notifs gang

[@yomiyuarts]

I KNEW IT, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING MANDELA EFFECT

[@pumpkinpickens]

@@benjaminwyatt you know it 🤙

[@lonniedifranco]

@@yomiyuarts that's actually what I thought was happening to me with Danny's tattoos. I saw them in the last video, and I was like... Does he usually have them...I don't remember ever seeing them...? And I checked the comments, but didn't see a single comment about it. So I gaslighted myself and decided he must have always had them, and I'm crazy, or I got Mandela'd

[@CassTeaElle]

I'm so glad Danny finally confirmed the gray hairs, because I've been wondering if he got highlights or has some gray coming in. Whatever it is, I think it suits him quite nicely!

[@mothpoolislife8318]

Getting old suits this 12year old married man very nicely, I agree!

[@jamesh4521]

Danny, hovering over a hyperlink to someone's Wikipedia page: "I wonder what they're up to these days." Proceeds to not click the link.

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@willd.4808]

I feel obligated to tell you that in the context of fanfiction, an "x" (as in "[Character] x [Character]") does not mean an "&," but implies a romantic or sexual relationship. So "Ratatoing Cast x God" is implying that the Ratatoing cast is romantically or sexually involved with God.

[@ninjabunny101]

i gotta read this now

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

Why am I actually kinda scared rn 😟

[@Screamingcryingvisibllyshaking]

@@AhmedDaKZbinr you probably should be

[@specializedchemicals6669]

now i need to read it

[@C3r3b3lluhmmm]

BIBLE SPOILERS Plot twist virgin mary is actually a rat

[@J_Lynn]

I went to the doctor's office once, and the lady at the counter asked me "Did you come here all by yourself or did somebody drive you?" and at first I didn't realize she thought I was like 12, so I was just like "oh, yeah, i drove here." then she said "do you need your guardian to sign these for you?" and I started to figure it out... was 25 at the time, so... I feel Danny on this.

[@keyadraws]

had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha

[@jdms65]

I went to a national park last year at 24 and they stopped me and asked me my age, so I told them. Turns out they were asking because they thought I was 12 and under and wanted to give me a discount.

[@tapchoke2363]

I’ve had both problems weirdly enough. When I was like 12/13 people would ask for my drivers license and such. Now I’m 27 and I get told I’m too young to buy alcohol lmao. I guess I plateaued at some point or started benjamin buttoning

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Meee, I work at a high school and a lot of the kids and staff think I'm a student!

[@BudgieCute]

​@@tapchoke2363you're aging in reverse lmao

[@DaniCalleiro]

9:44 danny trying so hard to not just say “ride me” 😭😭😭 he has to add (ride me) AROUND jskakdakdkaksj

[@ImAlexandrio]

I thought those 'gray hairs' were highlights for like the longest time and I actually think Danny looks great with them

[@RAWRzooted]

idk why that shit made me sad like he's fucking growing up bro STOP

[@whoswallowing]

hes rocking them

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound]

Damn Danny and here I was, absolutely stupid, under the impression the tattoos were real. Absolutely hoodwinked

[@samjohnson7353]

Na you have to be 18 to get tattoos. Danny is way too young

[@TheKitKatThe]

@@samjohnson7353 yeah, he's only 12

[@natalieg-s]

none of us were privy to that knowledge

[@emmaconder7854]

None of us were privy to the crux of that knowledge

[@mcndsprite]

loving how volumized dan's hair is today😩👌

[@mcndsprite]

@Quark k

[@TheKitKatThe]

@Quark okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that nobody cares about your opinion

[@_____________a_a]

Honestly I need a hair tutorial.

[@40watt53]

@Quark based

[@blackparademistress1]

Dan “the hair” Gonzalez

[@bambina5722]

14:22 💀 HIS EYES WHEN HE READ ABOUT THE DOG APP CONTROLING ALL THE BOYS😭IM WHEEZING OMFG💀

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

LMFAOOOO

[@leonmayne797]

'But who would I get to let me be their daddy?' You're really setting up the comment section on this one, Danny.

[@nica7747]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@jorienstoel602]

its much more funny now

[@gman-6504]

The foreshadowing is crazy

[@Soupy0208]

Danny did you get a tattoo with a wolf’s face and a flower? Seems very real

[@Soupy0208]

@Quark lmao what

[@carolineyyy]

this reply section is cursed lmao

[@Indieperspective]

Wtf I just want to know if his tattoos are real

[@hyrutheprincessx3]

@Quark what the-

[@hollytinin9872]

@@Indieperspective LMAO Same .. like wtf is this comment section

[@tracycries3306]

Admit it, Danny! You’re just two kids (one standing on the other’s shoulders) wearing a trench coat!

[@KateBlondell]

omg hahahah

[@skipskylark9525]

vincent adultman????????

[@honeyinteaa]

@@notleo9771 it’s a bot lmao

[@backtomarzzzz]

@Quark i’m as atheist as one can be but you’re just as bad as those christian spammers istg

[@zebucetagens]

he’s vincent adultman irl

[@imogenwiggett1115]

I dont think I've ever been more jumpcared then seeing Danny with tattoos

[@carterwilliamson6263]

Danny with the tattoos is a different vibe

[@syra1541]

nvm

[@li_hu707]

@Quark bruh

[@deez2569]

@Quark Did you just have a mini stroke?

[@ims2581]

@Quark this is ridiculous lol

[@leebloom7842]

Good thing Wikipedia has him tagged under “Living People”. I was having trouble figuring that out.

[@JOKERWOKER_]

me too!! this comment also helped so thanks

[@purplemusiclover1597]

I feel your pain Danny, I’m 24 and I got 12 at the doctor the other day. They were trying to stop me from signing in without a parent or guardian until I showed my ID.

[@matifadzaaa]

💀💀💀THIS IS SO FUNNY. I can imagine you attempting to sign and being dragged by the nurses and staff there. I'm so sorry😔

[@lxvesickyuna6239]

@@matifadzaaa LMAOO

[@nathanbluto1383]

Had a friend back in school who had to get his parent to convince a teacher he was in 7th grade because she thought he was 8

[@clairiya]

0:17 I was about to say how did I not realize danny had tattoos

[@veronicakozak]

Same!!

[@animaysons728]

Same lol

[@AW-zd1lt]

Hey Danny! The Nutcracker Prince is the principle male role in the nutcracker ballet, I think the artist was drawing the Sugar Plum Fairy who is the principle female role. xo ~Greg

[@katelynn1532]

but… clara is the principle female role. The Nutcracker is literally about her and the nutcracker’s adventures, right??

[@AW-zd1lt]

@@katelynn1532 Yeah, and I know different companies do different variations, but typically Clara wears a white flowing gown and the Sugar Plum Fairy wears pink tutu and I think that's who the artist may have been referencing with her pink tutu character.

[@katelynn1532]

@@AW-zd1lt yes im not saying they didn’t draw the sugar plum fairy, was just pointing out that clara is the principle female not really the sugar plum fairy! :)

[@LuvFearlessly]

@@katelynn1532 I feel like Sugar Plum is more well-known though. Clara is also often played by a child rather than a company member.

[@evelyncooper7514]

@@katelynn1532 i agree, but i think it really depends how you classify principle role j bc the sugar plum is usually the more talented dancer

[@satanthemself420]

"someone on the disney writing team has a god complex" thats pretty on-brand tbh

[@christmas8]

To address the ballerina nutcracker swap: yes. it is most likely a reference to the ballet called the nutcracker. It would’ve been even funnier however, (at least to me because I dance) if they drew Clara who is the lead female in the ballet (the nutcracker is the lead male) so yeah 👏

[@ihatehandleswtf]

I mean, isn't it actually a toy soldier? From what I remember, the ballerinas were the "counterparts" of the toy soldiers

[@christmas8]

@@ihatehandleswtf yeah i think it is actually a soldier. But danny always calls him “the little nutcracker guy” so to me at least it would’ve been funnier that way.

[@wem3676]

I thought sugar plum fairy !

[@daisyw4348]

Theres also the story of the nutcracker who falls in love with a ballerina

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

Unpopular opinion but the male lead was more handsome when he was a nut cracker

[@hollyhollyson6493]

3:04 love the babyface representation. I look about 12 years old while im 22 and this is the response I get anytime I try to buy drinks

[@perishonimpact]

11:15 that's a genre of fanfiction called "crackfic" and most of them have comically awful spelling and grammar and the plot makes absolutely no sense either. crackfics on other platforms might be different but this is what i know about the ones on wattpad. they were really popular in 2015

[@annakepes8050]

on ao3 they are just silly goofy stories

[@milenakovalenko2406]

I am on a thin line between going to read the fanfic, and trying to forget it exists.

[@macyona]

it's a VERY thin line

[@jae2138]

Update from someone who impulsively read this... don't. The spelling gets so much worse

[@lunacy04]

@@jae2138 writer of it here: i only plan to make it worse 💕

[@jae2138]

@@lunacy04 go off ig lol

[@lauraanne7108]

@@lunacy04 i'm literally gonna read it because of this

[@hayden1300]

the last thing i was expecting was a ratatoing fanfic but i’m not necessarily complaining

[@hayden1300]

@Quark i’m an atheist

[@falcon1824]

@Quark ratio + L + god made you + jesus owns you bozo 😹😹😹

[@jazz8500]

@Quark im agnostic

[@Just_a_beaner60]

​@Quark Ah, yes. I love how nothing can make a whole universe(out f nothing)! Like, that makes a lot of sense, totally. Your comment makes no sense to me. I'm not uneducated, or in a cult. Listen, it's fine that you dont believe in God. I just have a problem how you are insulting them, thats dumb. Also not to mention nobody asked for this. I am truly praying for you. (I dont mean this in a bad way, so please dont think im one of those people who use "praying" as an argument.) God bless.

[@lvbboi9]

_you should be_

[@alexunknown7066]

That whole daddy saddle part was so hard to play out loud

[@trash2273]

i read the title wrong before he changed it as rating fanfic and thought he was actually going to be reading fanfic about himself and rating it

[@cathulu7975]

I mean that would be a great video lol

[@ardeiwann]

@Quark an _atheist_ preaching on a random comment? that's new

[@cl5470]

@Quark this is peak edgelord. 🤣

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

I like how he says “can we get some fanart?” and then proceeds to barely even show any of the fanart on there.

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@mudwateraddict]

Hey danny, I just wanted to thank you. It’s been very hard for me the last couple hours since my dad passed away, and you always cheer me up and made it just a bit more bearable. My dad suffered from dementia for quite a while with heart problems so I expected this somehow, he never spent too much time with me but he always kept the house clean and cooked, he was dear to my heart and I just wish i wasn’t this affected since I’ve got to be there for my mom and sister so thank you. This might seem insignificant but it meant a lot to me. Hope you’re doing well 💕 I just read all the comments and i teared up a bit, thank you all so much for your kind words, they really do mean the world to me. I don’t have a lot of people to talk to in my usual life since I’m a socially awkward introvert so it means that much more so thank you again ❤️

[@Kat_Ducky_17]

@Quark Really dude? Pick another human to comment this at. This was NOT necessary. Shame on you.

[@Kat_Ducky_17]

I'm so sorry for your loss :( Danny also cheers me up. Sending hugs and love your way :)

[@mudwateraddict]

@@Kat_Ducky_17 Thank you so much, you don’t know how much this means to me

[@mudwateraddict]

@Quark Okay…

[@bloonsTDenthusiast123]

report the bot also hope youre doing well

[@hotelbellamuerte]

5:38 I'm 18, was definitely too young to be on Vine (was 8 when it came out and 12 when it shut down), but I know a WHOOOOLE bunch l from KZbin compilations I watched back then and it genuinely hurts my soul that people even as little as three years younger than me don't get it when I still reference them now :(

[@gioscacco]

now i feel like danny actually doesn’t want the nutcracker. it’s something an uncle/grandparent might’ve bought as a gift and now nobody in the family wants it.. but, you know, you can’t throw away a gift. this is why it’s there

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

[@gioscacco]

@Quark okay but don’t let this comment distract you from shutting up

[@baileybrian9560]

i feel your pain, i used to get stopped by security at the mall i used to work at because they thought i was a lost child 😢

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

[@XwXMARVELXwX]

Literally so glad that you said the tattoos weren't real 18 seconds in because I immediately started freaking out and trying to find comments about when you got the tattoos I was losing my mind

[@ChespinCraft]

I'm reading this comment doing exactly as you just said lmfao, I was like surely I didn't miss the fact that Danny has tattoos

[@Camera.of_theworld]

@Quark wtf- that's so random... Also just let people believe what they want to believe you don't need to tell them what they can and can't believe in. Also, there is no evidence that afterlife and other stuff like that doesn't exist. Like you haven't heard of it maybe because you haven't seen it. Anyways just let people believe their beliefs.

[@galeg4021]

@@Camera.of_theworld its a bot. just report bot and move on.

[@askinredroads5132]

Me too

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

[@_-NatureMations-_]

The fact that Danny is a father now means the Pony up daddy is confirmed

[@rosacastillo8859]

13:02 Danny agreeing with the fact that he looks like a literal 15 year old kid

[@finkahata5663]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@Unknown-ou4su]

"I wonder who I could invite" Drew: 👁👄👁

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

[@abandonedacc420]

@Quark okay but dont let your comment distract you that you keep spamming this in videos that arent even slightly similar to religion at all and that nobody gives a shit

[@nat2057]

Nash is actually doing really good, he's had a whole personality glow up honestly. Both him, his partner and his son all look so happy and healthy so yeah

[@poliknoy]

Yes, and his partner is pregnant 🤰🏻 with their second kid!!!

[@x.graceterry.x]

Petition to make Danny wear the Daddy Go after his child is born.

[@pandajesus5052]

10:23 “What is that website called again? Wattpad” Oh the innocence-

[@user-ox8jh9yb3k]

LMAOOO

[@tylerblack3962]

I didn't think Id ever see the words "Ratatoing" and "Fanfic" together, but the internet has proven me wrong once again

[@blackparademistress1]

If it exists, there’s porn of it.

[@emmas.m]

10:50 I'm 100% sure this is crack. This has to be ironic. Actually I'm pretty sure that all of wattpad is crack tbh

[@eddie-rosen]

as a classical musician who has played in, conducted, and DANCED IN (albeit when I was 4) The Nutcracker I'm truly shocked and disturbed to learn that not everyone knows that The Nutcracker is a ballet, and not, in fact, a musical

[@livefastpetkity]

As a former ballerina, I'm shocked and disturbed to find that the story and music of the nutcracker aren't common knowledge ingrained into everyone's brains like they are in mine

[@srtvllkrj]

9:34 Drew. Next question.

[@Cardinalt]

Ratatoing is truly beautiful, a great epic that shall be compared to all of the greatest movies in history, as, indeed, it is one itself. Yet, however compressed it may be into a great literary piece, I much doubt it's majesty can be destroyed.

[@Cardinalt]

this place is infested with bots

[@Roukmouss]

Omg insane

[@Clown_cars]

danny just destroyed toxic masculinity. "5'11 thats incorrect im 5'10"

[@ecooper1028]

Even weirder, “Zapped” and “How the build a better boy” came out the same summer. Who was approving these films at the time?

[@saiwestfield]

6:03 he says “But we all know Danny is going to die when he’s 30” but actually, we all know that he will just keep looking really young even when he’s 70. He literally does not age.

[@MegaMonkeVr]

Yeah maybe the witness thought he was 30 but he was 97

[@Lizzye2345]

Danny you can finally get the pony up daddy but this time you’re the father success

[@sc82665]

A tier friends: Give you a ride to the airport. S tier friends: Give you a ride for a commentary video.

[@cottonfeltgembira]

Being a fanfic writer I am so so tempted to write a proper satire that isn't just "lol bad grammar" and a confusing plot I'm here to take it to the next level baby 100k slowburn Ratatoing cast x Danny Gonzalez (DISCLAMER I don't condone writing rpf that stuff is plain weird)

[@selegnaisonline]

PLEASE DO IT but instead of danny it can be greg or y/n!!!!

[@specializedchemicals6669]

@@selegnaisonline ratatoing cast fanfic but make it a reader insert would be top tier satire

[@leenotliar]

I wanna cry to this fanfic make it as good as possible.

[@Cr0ut0n]

Danny, it’s “he WOULD look so cute” because we all know you age backwards so when you are that old you will look like a little baby 👶🏻

[@lumini3172]

8:32 Dude, how have I never noticed this? Drew Gooden - DG Danny Gonzalez - DG Kurtis Conner - KC Cody Ko - CK My perfectionist self is very pleased with these coincidences.

[@lappyjubbly6492]

Apple pie

[@kgddugvjj]

​@@lappyjubbly6492 yes

[@isleekzy]

@@lappyjubbly6492yes

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

​@@lappyjubbly6492 yes

[@triplesixcrow]

@@lappyjubbly6492yes

[@lonely-sammy]

I like how every other KZbinr complains about their subreddit not being related to them enough and Danny’s is too on topic to where it’s just pictures of him

[@jasond.b-w]

"He is so small. He is a small little guy." Me, barely an inch taller:

[@juliejobob]

I expected Danny to flip us off, say "well goodbye gents" and then end the video. Still 10/10 second channel content.

[@nsillar3427]

5:01 Danny, the nutcracker is a ballet.

[@roomfullofrocks275]

Danny should totally do a Zapped video. It's such a strange idea for a movie. The final confrontation is weird even for a dcom

[@sarahgent2674]

Is it not meant to be like a pied piper thing? Edit: looked into it, apparently not

[@CHESShireCat]

I watched the end of that movie without sound at my job because it was playing in the lobby (I work at a movie theater). I had never seen the movie before. I was absolutely confused.

[@Whydoesytsuddenlyhavethis]

11:39 he’s the one taking my notifications

[@anarchy6304]

i’m 16 and was born in 2005, i never saw vine when it was a thing but i did spend years watching vine compilations on youtube so i still have context for internet stuff

[@saeftuh]

Danny not remembering the name of watt pad is so strange to me like I forget sometimes that not everyone in the world wrote shitty fanfics on watt pad at 14 years olf

[@ariariari8524]

The rat smiled as Thomas the train pulled him closer. “Chuga chuga “ whispered thomas. The brown rodent smiled fondly at his blue metal lover. “Choo choo” the rat whispered sweetly.

[@nahin2974]

The person who has enough free time to write a fanfic about ratatoing, let me send my assignments to you

[@Julia-tk2em]

Fan fic writers have unlimited free time. Somehow I’m getting a degree and still found time to write my Mark Zuckerberg x Cabbage Man from Avatar The Last Airbender fan fiction

[@wut274]

9:49 @Drew Gooden My guy, could Danny be throwing the hints any harder at you rn?? 🤣🤣

[@kittyscreativecorner]

Danny not even knowing what Wattpad is means he is definitely not prepared to read anything on there

[@chrzrd.]

Danny, I've seen you wear that shirt many times, but this time I HAVE to just say, it's the nicest shirt I've ever seen.

[@ferretwithastick800]

Danny is the best electrician. 10/10 would recommend

[@onabalcony]

i haven’t laughed at anything as hard as i laughed at “you bloosh” in a long time

[@Lucifersfursona]

6:15 I think I broke something trying not to wake up my family when he just whorled away

[@Lucifersfursona]

How the fuck is this man two years older than me

[@Lucifersfursona]

People writing fanfic parodies of my immortal without any sincerity is nowhere near as funny, ever, as - unironic word salad - writing a weird subject uncomfortably well

[@JaneCarolineIsFine]

“I hired someone to help me post more.” Sure thing Danny, I know you’re pulling another stunt. I will not be fooled!

[@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat]

I did recently wondered what Nash Grier was up to these days. Apparently he’s doing fine and has grown a lot. He’s a dad now and seems very mature, which is really nice for a guy who used to hate on gay people and order women to shave. I’m happy for him actually.

[@samb3209]

He’s a dad????

[@iitsdestt]

his brother hayes tho... he got arrested in the summer for robbery and giving someone brain damage

[@specializedchemicals6669]

@@iitsdestt what the..

[@Naeaira]

Of course I love Danny’s main channel with all the extra editing and scripting but honestly I also love when his second channel posts some more laid back content of him just catching up on his subreddits 😂 I wish it would post more sometimes so it’s nice to hear that he’s going to try to do that!

[@rioghna7645]

I can't believe he's not wearing his Ratatoing shirt. Come on Danny. Get it together

[@aur9035]

Rio? Is this you??

[@kanemoss4235]

I love the vibes of this video!! I’m not typically a fan of people reviewing Reddit, but the stories and potential ideas were really interesting!! Great job as always

[@nakenmil]

"This is satire." Satire of what. What. is. he. SATIRIZING.