The CRAZIEST Thing You've Done To Get Their Attention! | Ep 249 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@servingcant]

James is always ready to share something embarrassing about himself, he’s so real 😭💀

[@zion30164]

onm😭

[@raizelcortez3219]

That’s one thing I love about him. Not only because the stories are hilarious, but also because like…..most people refuse to tell anything embarrassing from their lives because they’re afraid it will make them look bad or people will look at them differently, or whatever other reasons they have. But James?? He understands that it’s in the PAST. It has no bearing on his current life, and doesn’t care. They’re funny so he shares them. I think it’s VERY attractive because it’s mature, and shows he’s secure in himself.

[@martineneillagateka5779]

I knowww

[@shellbelz]

Love James for this ❤️😂

[@Baessecretlover]

The way James gets so defensive and passionate about things kills me every time 😭😭

[@_AmikaC_]

"Why do you get to be side dude"... "I'll be your li'l main". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aliciaw3347]

"...gold on your black skin! That's juuuuuicy!" 😂😂😂😂 The way they gas each other is so dope!

[@rolishasmall3900]

Yessss I love it !!!!

[@iLydz]

This took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mayaarroyoburton7840]

I'm weeeaaakkk 😂

[@jacknapyer]

He says it so many times too i love it 😂😂😂💀

[@gloriagaribay8679]

Jewelry can stay on bc that sexy!! I’m ded!!😹😹💌

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

If James or fuhad end a scenario with "That could never happen to me/ I could never hear that" you know the story triggered them 😂😂😂😂

[@Smolgirl7]

The Asthma one is dangerous because not everyone has the same type of inhalers or doses😂😂

[@cupidshuffles8498]

I was just thinking about this I was like now what if he use hers and his skin start turning blue what then

[@Smolgirl7]

@@cupidshuffles8498 don’t kill me that was too funny😂😂😂

[@NC4E]

@@cupidshuffles8498 then she pulls out his real one and has to leave

[@lilmama_2fly680]

I had a friend in College who had severe asthma and she didn't own an inhaler and asked to use mine (mine is pretty much non-existent but I still keep one just in case)

[@ukan.536]

Yeah, it wasn't funny at all.

[@lexiewright6524]

James chinning the Tshirt for the quickie and Fuhad saying “MUCKY” has me in tears 😭

[@the_comfy_pa3da150]

Timestamp?

[@mariannenahayo8062]

The quickie breakdown had me snorting my tea😂😂

[@Dandeemandesign]

That was real talk, I was dying 😂 😭

[@lepoetress]

Had me rolling then James came in with a demonstration .... I was HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chvrchx]

If James starts skateboarding and then on one episode has a broken leg or arm, I will laugh ENDLESSLY 😭

[@SuperAtoti]

Not endlessly

[@connoristheone]

@@SuperAtoti you're dryer than burnt toast

[@markville1061]

@@connoristheone not burnt 🤣

[@NC4E]

I swear

[@threednb]

A lot of ifs here bro

[@christiniashearer3351]

I don’t think these man understand how QUICKLY I drop everything and watch the whole ting, literally makes my Mondays🥹❤️

[@Shinairify]

They make Mondays easier

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

Fuhad definitely folds his clothes before a quickie.. ‘one moment babe’ as he puts one sock in each shoe 😂😂😂 the chin tuck though I’m dying 😂😂

[@HSmith-rc2xn]

😂😂😂

[@S4uve_]

How are these 2 not in the acting industry, cause nah , their roleplaying has me laughing out loud to the point where my parents are shouting "is everything ok there"from another room

[@precedencendlovu3043]

Lol same 😂😂

[@reeserichards9283]

My New Year's resolution is to Actively Try. No more wondering. No more researching. No more pinning on Pinterest or saving things on Insta wondering if I could ever. Nope. I'm getting up and actively trying it.

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Try wut ._.

[@reeserichards9283]

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Wild stuff, like scrapbooking and baking cookies.

[@2crisp63]

@@reeserichards9283 Baking cookies is the wildest thing you can do

[@reeserichards9283]

@@2crisp63 Wildest thing I can do so far. Just wait til I start baking bread. It's over.

[@abn_tj2207]

@@reeserichards9283I love the commitment reply to his comment

[@beccadotelpy]

There are 26 bones in your foot. Lots of opportunities to break in 3 places. Also, James saying he'd grow out his hair b/c white ppl want to touch it is hilarious. 😂

[@azshadow32]

Exactly. I rolled my ankle so bad one time that it severely sprained two large ligaments and it popped the bone a bone out of place on the toe by the little toe. The doctor was amazed I had a "triple break" as he said, and made me hobble over to the xray to see how badly I hurt myself. Had to wear a boot for 3 mos.🫥

[@MissTeaq]

I knew someone would say this!!! 🏆

[@TachaCadi]

The way Fuhad's eyes twinkle when he reads something treacherous 😍🤣🤣😂

[@Jolie12Fille]

James loves to paint pictures and tell stories 🤣🤣🤣

[@morgan6635]

I love James and his intrusive thoughts that man will say ANYTHING lmaooooo

[@Clubsandwich2]

We NEED a part 2c for the wife invites side man to anniversary

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Fr bro, SO MUCH INFO IS MISSING

[@malkshayke]

FR THO LIKE THAT CANT BE IT

[@phillipj1135]

9:32 1am hand lotion run is wild James. The stories where people make a attempt and wake up somewhere else got me dieing.

[@morteez_]

Was just thinking about the 1 am lotion run 😂

[@Msttma1]

Lol this was my exact comment

[@angelalandgrebe6930]

I noticed Fuhad didn't even take notice. Lol

[@BOO4EVA]

"....And how is he not killing everyone??" James is hysterical I swear 😂😂

[@ThatCrippledArtist]

I had the same question cuz I would too 😂

[@rebekahodusote2674]

These guys actually work every Monday they have not taken 1 break since. Inspirational for real guyssss

[@anniceallen8242]

Yooooooo when James said “gold chain on your black skin… JUICYYYY” I literally howleddd 😂😂

[@fazormcghee7936]

"I'm tired of wasting nuts" is where I lost it 😂

[@lechabilemotjamela9008]

James said that gold on your black skin🤣😂God,James loves Fuhad😂😂

[@eragonfan360]

Gotta love Monday funday

[@fizafiza1982]

Helll yesssss

[@sabi.collective]

Joining the church group for your crush that ghosted you is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

"Why is he not killing everyone?" I swear James was a psycho in a past life 😂😂😂😂

[@BaebaeW]

I’m thinking he was a serial killer.

[@madmank7881]

I feel like most men would think the same thing

[@StillARose]

Past? 😂

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

@@StillARose yeah in his Jack the Ripper days 🤣🤣

[@larrychula8442]

Stroking the side piece for revenge was crazy 😭😭 I was gasping for air lmao

[@Momo_Mo781]

@00:22:00 - love how James's is sharing his goal to stop watching less porn and build more real in-person connections - that takes courage - serious man balls!! and Fuhad is so supportive of this goal - hear it in his laughter - he is gassed for James!!

[@jordank1489]

I know a girl who wrote a massive poem out, and when I say poem I mean a hyper-emotional rant but the end of each sentence rhymed, sent it to her man after he broke her up with her and he replied: "You get emo at night, huh" Mate. Brutal. Just fucking brutal. Poem was mad too, like 2 sides of A4.

[@MsLola1030]

😅🤣😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

EMO😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@DrAlchem01]

Pure pain 😂 she should have sent it to the group chat first. The Council could have saved her the embarrassment

[@mahdiyason7209]

Send poem

[@bmoore1908]

@@DrAlchem01would’ve created a separate group chat just to have a laugh about it and quote it later on when she’s over it

[@nadinelevy9451]

Y'all 😂🤣😂 the patois on "Need U Bad" wasn't Missy or Jazmine 😂🤣 It was Pepa from Salt n' Pepa. She's of Jamaican descent.

[@yvonneclemente9064]

U just put me on.🤯 that song is in rotation on my daily playlist and I was listening yesterday wondering who that was and too lazy to look it up

[@K3yoshee]

This is the comment I was searching for.

[@Suspishus]

Searched through a lotta comments to see if anyone cleared this up 7mo ago. 😂 Thank you!

[@princesscho6162]

i never knew that!!! omg.

[@venuzbabi08]

I feel like James is always moments away from telling us he's bi

[@monisworldforever2839]

OMG I thought the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@every1lovesmeeee]

👀👀👀

[@loveschile7339]

The way he was looking an ole boy when he said the gold on your black skin...that look was lingering....

[@BusyWithBecca]

The vibe I get is that's he's super proud of their friendship and Fuhad is actually his BEST FRIEND in the real sense of the word and in those kinds of friendships, you're so comfortable you're saying the weirdest shit with no worry that you'll be judged...I think he gets carried away with his bants and forgets they're being recorded😄

[@bubblebobblefullthrottle]

@@loveschile7339 Lingering 🤭😂😂

[@sasha-leewelds648]

James you KNOW you weren’t in Tesco buying no “hand lotion” at 1 am!! 😂😂😂 I respect it tho, keep it safe 🤭😉

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

58:00 I’m crying 😂😂 James is petty enough to go through with it

[@aprils.bailey4641]

So I tried listening to the podcast, but the visual is so much better! I had to stop listening to this episode to come here and watch it 😂! You guys are the highlight of my day. Keep up the great work!

[@adiostoreador9142]

James: Says the most violent and crazy things in a scenario he made up with Fuhad Also James: So this was a short and sweet one, great episode, bye guys :)

[@the_alien_butterfly7707]

Am I the only one who always tries to see which sneakers they're rocking through the reflection of the fridge 😹 mans never disappoint❤️

[@zseyon82]

I can't unsee it. 😂😂❤❤

[@natiaamoani7846]

I give myself a resolution to accomplish every year that's in line with my long term goals. I started in 2019 and it gets done every year. Give yourself a realistic goal and just focus and do it, making it your number 1 priority. Everything else in your life (the excuses you give yourself) will work themselves out.

[@CorinneSegura]

why does james' skateboarding fantasy remind me of his caramel convos, i think it's just his vivid fantasy life

[@NOUWK]

When I was 13 my crush asked to use my phone to call home. Later on I called the number saying “I was wondering whose number this is.” We had a convo which I thought meant it was all good. I called the next day.. he told my brother I was weird and to delete the number out my phone. EMBARRASSING haha

[@LadyAngela678]

😂

[@bohemianflower8707]

I would have to move and change my name

[@ryannjames3681]

"shepherd of the devil" had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@destaedwards]

This line 🤣🤣🤣

[@aleciawhite1260]

James “fuck me” 😅😅😅 James role play actions be killing me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@heyitsshay6058]

His voice is high. 🤣

[@queengreen3367]

"that's strike one" best line of the episode. Funny as always

[@Kiara21XO]

I love James logic to everything 😂😂😂

[@NaraRyansO163]

@ 20:13 😂😂😂😂with Fuhad but completely understanding what James is wanting for the New Year

[@curlss6384]

55:19 I literally turned into Fuhad James: That’s when I would start stroking you off for revenge 🥸 Me: PARDON?!?! I lost my entire breath laughing at this one 😂

[@howlwhat4498]

💀

[@honeyfuego__2596]

🤣😅🤣

[@kikialeaki1850]

“I’ll be your little main”

[@ashwinramakrishnan7390]

grinding even on new years what legends

[@Lukeey420]

James story at the end finished me man!! 😂😂

[@serenityq26]

mine is to focus completely on myself. meditation, education, exercise, etc etc and i started early in december so im already on my way. bought all my nutrients which im getting any day now, 8 days straight on my daily workouts, and reading all the shakespeare plays. got them in both adudio and physical form

[@anittamxwynn]

Love how they look at each other bffgoals🫶 blessings all through 2023🙏 ❤️🇨🇦

[@kallumbeccan1963]

Happy new year guys , hope 2023 gets you to that number 1# podcast slot

[@IncanFox]

The bit about the main and side dude killed me. As a proud petty queen if I was the main and it was another girl? I would be that petty without a doubt. Love the re-enactments!

[@PemDanis]

Sex & comedy is literally one of my favourite combos, can’t wait to see what your next episode is saying

[@mercedesmaguire1413]

I adore your chemistry and your laughter. You guys are such beautiful men, and the best part, you make me laugh. ❤️😘😍🤣

[@Luis2Munchiez]

after a long time following and supporting, one of my responses finally made it to the pod 😂 2023 is looking well for me

[@chellebaker7729]

Was on a date with a guy. On the way home from the club he tried to show off and said. "Wanna see me do a backflip? I'm like Spider-man." He ran down the sidewalk a bit and did 3 backflips. Straight INTO A CUNSTRUCTION SIGN!! Knocked himself out cold. He woke up about 2min later, said he had to go, and he ghosted after that. 😂😂😂

[@Carpathianpixie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kui_maina]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deejai1173]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@Trombonegoddess86]

I would have been impressed despite him knocking himself out because I can’t even do a back flip, so who am I to judge? 😂

[@babifacedcutie09]

I am screaming 😂😂😂 wild you have gone on another date? That’s the real question here lol

[@BYJIKSTAINS3000]

Mondays are only better when shxtsngig drop 🙏🏾

[@benknight6043]

Only just fell on this channel, got a bit sick of American podcasts but this hits the spot, thanks fellas!

[@moniquestoute6650]

James needs to write a book or screenplay about his experiences/exploits, the role playing these 2 do , I CANNOT TAKE it 😂😂😂😂#bromance❤

[@ricosuave90]

Guys, abstaining from porn and fap is life changing. Been porn free since late 2020 and I’ve gone 13+ months without fapping. It will take dozens of tries (It’s taken me a few years to get steady). But it’s definitely life hanging and I recommend it to every guy 💯

[@aidencoder]

I love how James does all this big man talk then looks like a little boy talking about girls being good at skateboarding. That's what i'm here for.

[@187N]

‘The Gold on your Black skin’ has me crying real tears 💀

[@alishmicha7158]

Am I the only one that expects the episode to drop at 00:01 every fluffing Monday?!? Imma be checking my stupid phone 16 times an hour waiting for the giggles🤦🏻‍♀️ I need a better life.. or not.

[@ripfumeloloyrahmikhari1844]

" when did you realize you needed to get your life in order " 🤣🤣kidding

[@thePanda_huma]

@@ripfumeloloyrahmikhari1844 🤣🤣chirps a ting in the comments

[@beccac8809]

Sometimes I don't think James realises how he funny he is 😂 As an asthmatic the inhaler hiding would be scary! Lol

[@angela1504]

“You’re a shepherd of the devil and you’re evil!” - 😂😂😂 I’m dead

[@nonjabuloabigailtshibi1149]

Lol I died laughing when he said that. not many people picked up on that

[@georgiaakande9801]

The face James made when he did the T-shirt chin tuck was so hilarious and real! James and Fuhad should write books, plays, or something!!!! 😂😂

[@Replicant-k2049]

Just happened to come across this show today and I can confidently say that it’s definitely my new favorite.

[@rho2582]

I am so glad to hear James talk about abstaining from porn. I am about 2 months porn free and I have never felt better. If you are considering dropping porn then do it, you won't regret it.

[@shuksfaith]

So what do you do when you’re in the mood randomly one night? What helps?

[@andiward7068]

toss off. Porn should be an accessory, not a necessity. Constant exposure to anything desensitizes one to that thing, changing the body's physiological responses. Reading porn activates different brain regions than watching it and has shown increased stamina while with a partner compared to those who view it.

[@denisegill1549]

Feeling a bit sad but SnG, brings it everytime

[@katerinapetrova245]

Found out they had a YT after consistently watching TikToks IM SO HAPPY

[@ShinDarkShadow]

Thanks for this b’day present guys! Can’t wait to sit down and watch this 😁🔥

[@kikimarriott8707]

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈

[@tazzbolt]

James needs to start his skateboarding journey, there are plenty of adults that learnt how to skate in their late 20's its never too late to start

[@Blonde-ocean]

Aint bro mid 30s

[@Everything_Kylie]

“Shepard of the devil” she had a foolproof plan! 😂

[@ashleyb6621]

" The Gold on yuh black skin.... that's juiccyy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 Listen, James is always onto something because it sure is 😏😏😏

[@AbsolutelyNot86]

21:41 Highlight reels far surpasses porn visuals. Can’t even compare. Plus this whole conversation and into the quickie set-up took me out! I was dying! DYING!!! 💀You guys never fail to completely crack me up every time! Never a bad show. Never a bad segment even! Please keep up the great work!

[@Faith.offline]

Praying my future husband watches ShxtsnGigs ❤❤

[@usbusimngadi]

The asthma one was risky💀. Someone said "crazy part is she thought it was cute" and that sweeted me as Fuhad would say🤣🤣🤣

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

That sounded like a night of Netflix and Possibly Die.

[@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166]

Crying about the BMX foot bit 😭 you know how many joints and bones there are to break in a single foot??

[@alishanelson7171]

James' laugh always makes me laugh🤣

[@HopelessDreamersClub]

Happy New Year 🎉🎉🎉 there I was backlogging on Patreon and this popped up

[@thePanda_huma]

Fuhad smacking himself on the shoulder and James saying that's Joosie!! 🤣😭

[@zeketargaryen1440]

THIS INTRO😭😭 Thats strike one😭😭 Her day would be RATTLED

[@bonickagordon1272]

James always just goes there..... and i am left rolling every single time

[@samanthagarcia1398]

these new years resolutions are so cool! feeling and being productive is the best in the world, as well as going the extra mile for your health, and keeping your intimate moments authentic🙌

[@surie-pombili9265]

These make Monday my favorite day of the week ngl

[@thePanda_huma]

Happy 2023 to all the cult babies ❤🎊

[@michelle_4925]

Lol James is soo real 🤣 😂 ..his resolutions cracking me up 😂

[@mamaepic]

Spontaneous ting!! James and his t-shirt chin-tuck had me rolling. Fuhad!!

[@airiescap82]

Timbaland is also responsible for Ginuwine, Ciara, 2nd 1/2 of Aaliyah & Keri Hilson prior to her getting canceled by the beehive.

[@StacieGlows]

Today I learned that nobody with any sort of respiratory issues should watch this. I've got pneumonia and that last story nearly took me out of here for real! Wheezing and everything! I LIVE for how deep James gets into a story. I'll have to come re-watch when I have full lung capacity.

[@marshallbrissett207]

That last couple minutes had me rolling. JAMESSS STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ObsidianNyx]

The pinnacle of friendship goals right here.

[@johnpaulconradcastillo1643]

"A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth." “People like being lied to. They just don’t like finding out they’ve been lied to.” ~ Barney Stinson

[@bumbleb5000]

“The gold on your black skin is juicy!” Definitely top 5 quotes ever!!

[@r.joyceentertainment3490]

James story telling skills are top teir

[@Vanessa_Ivelisse]

So I’ve just been watching old episodes for the last two days & I just want to thank you guys for the endless laughter Also the way you guys say treacherous lives rent free in my mind

[@alacrixh]

I was really down since the new year. This lifted my spirt some. Thanks.

[@arielsabrinadre2237]

The ending was seriously the funniest moment in this show I’ve ever seen. “F*** me, f*** me” lmfaoooo

[@banathey]

Hey Fuhad and James I am celebrating my bday today and your content is so wonderful. Thank you and I wish for more success for shxtsngigs ,happy new year guys 👍

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Happy birthday bruv🥳

[@monisworldforever2839]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

[@JH-vb4ul]

The clarity in this vid is maddd. Im seeing things on these guys faces i’ve never seen beforeee

[@tchiquita]

My fav freaking duo 😂