The Most Cursed Christian Kids Movie: Bible Town

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[@crankydragon]

"Velocipastor: Man of the Claw"

[@TravelingCitrianSnail]

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[@msjkramey]

​@@TravelingCitrianSnailnah, it's worse than that. They draw you in with a low cost discounted one month supply and then auto-charge for the following full-price 3 months all at once. Cancel too early & you'll be charged additional fees. Cancel too late and you're locked into that next 90 day supply. If you try to cancel and return the product, and you'll only get a 50% refund if you're lucky. Apparently the products are pretty good but the business model is sketchy

[@DrachenGothik666]

I ordered a rainbow baphy at the end of April. I still haven't gotten it. 😞 I sent the seller an email about it & they replied that I have to wait a few more weeks. Bummer. Guess I'll hold off on the searing raaaage for now. 😜

[@TravelingCitrianSnail]

@@msjkramey Wow!! So, they *really* suck. Says a lot about the Integrity-level of Emma - an _otherwise_ truly cool girl. 😒

[@frenchtoastemergency]

maybe the real Bibletown was the friends we bored along the way

[@janmulcahy1458]

😂😂😂Brilliant ❤

[@moonkey2712]

I was gonna say that, you win!

[@patrickelliott2169]

Nah. It's the "rapture" version of heaven. Only they got the decimal point way wrong, and only something around 10 people were "saved". lol

[@desertpier]

Maybe the real friends are the millions of people who drowned in the great flood

[@TheFridgeasaur]

I'm pretty sure the real Bible Town was the money they laundered along the way

[@LukeKendall-author]

"As Descartes famously said: Hell is being trapped forever in a hot air balloon approaching Bible Town" Another gem, Emma.

[@ChristopherCilley]

Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit.

[@Ardith50]

“You could show a microwave turntable turning and occasionally show Bible verses and Dove would say it’s brilliant”-paraphrased by Saberspark

[@Dreigonix]

“…AND THEN THEY *_LEEEEAAAAAAVE!!!”_* -Saberspark, experiencing the Sisyphean task of reaching Bible Town

[@johnmcclure40]

Hmm.... I have a microwave and a camera. I'll list you as a creative consultant.

[@duanewilkinson9739]

Emma I bloody love the Flower Crown…. The video is up to your usual brilliant standard … full of wit , sarcasm and honesty for a film ( use that term loosely) that is quite frankly downright cringe…. Just absolutely fabulous Miss Thorne …

[@Flockmeister]

The upside is that Christian kids might start questioning their faith even earlier.

[@jasonwheeler826]

One can hope!

[@Tareltonlives]

When I was a Christian kid even I realized this kind of thing was so boring- static images with lackluster voiceover of stories I had already read and I went "I can just read this myself"

[@WhiteScorpio2]

Imagine the characters starting telling Biblical stories but getting completely sidetracked in the process and adding ninja catgirls and alien vampires and such to the narrative.

[@vforwombat9915]

i shudder to consider the animation of a ninja catgirl by these ppl

[@marcellbulow411]

Would actually be way more realistic and exactly what a kid would do

[@n0dr0gs49]

​@@vforwombat9915"the ninja cat girl is right there." "I don't see any ninjas." "That's how you know she's a great ninja!"

[@crobatoverlord7378]

@@vforwombat9915 you don't need to worry. They would just show unredlated stock images anyway.

[@markgoodall1388]

This isn't an animated bible story video for kids, it's an animated horror story for adults.

[@Sableagle]

So's _The Simpsons,_ when you realise that Lisa's been trapped there for thirty-five years.

[@dewardroy6531]

Nope. Wrong. Try again? Please don’t bother.

[@nemock]

I love the juxtapositional irony of how this reaction video involves at least 10x the effort compared to the movie to which it is reacting. This "movie" doesn't even qualify for being described as "half assed."

[@disgoop]

it's quarter assed

[@SharienGaming]

@@disgoop not even that - it can barely be arsed to put even a tenth of an arse in

[@deusdragonex]

I'd be GENUINELY GOBSMACKED to find out even 1/1000th of an arse of effort went into this.

[@TheFirefishe]

Gads! To have any chance at all, Quick! We Must Fetch An Arse-in-ist !

[@Nymaz]

I would say it's officially centiassed.

[@alimac2294]

“Are you trying to impale baby Jesus?” You forgot to say “it’s not time for that yet!!” 😂

[@disgoop]

they really impaled nazarene with that one

[@It-b-Blair]

So really he kept his crib and asked to be crucified with it 🤪

[@mrmr446]

There should be no apologies for flowered hair, there should be apologies for the animation that made characters look as though they are recovering from severe cranial trauma. Noah smiling at being a survivor of mass slaughter is not an image I would want to share with children.

[@louistournas120]

The Noah story shows how violent the j god is. As a kid, I didn't realize it and neither did the adults who were telling me these stories. After talking about these issues and talking about science and extraordinary claims require very solid evidence, I deprogrammed my parents.

[@krembryle]

I think the cranial trauma is an accurate depiction of Christians :D

[@80cardcolumn]

@@krembryle "Religion is for people with weak minds." -Mike M.

[@kellywalker1664]

The eyes are the best thing about this flick. The meme mine mines itself.

[@deusdragonex]

"It just kind of amazes me that no one, at any stage of production, noticed that." Really bold of you to assume there was more than one stage of production, headed up by one dude, in something like a week.

[@patrickcardon1643]

Erm ... did anyone notice that the balloon basket does NOT contain the kids bodies? You can see the air through the cracks, the basket is empty. Their shoulders and heads are just sticking out on top.

[@NonaPaskemin]

With that same creepy, blank, soulless stare on their face the whole damn time. I think someone is using the reanimated corpses of these CGI kids and forcing them to act out bible scenes. Like some sort of sick, Christian propaganda ventriloquist act. Idk but either way, my brain is melted.

[@Flockmeister]

The Horror . . .the horror

[@juliav.mcclelland2415]

"But the nurse said there was no radio playing" sounds like a line from a campfire horror story or horror movie trailer!

[@jamesrule1338]

My theory, The kids name in the script was originally Pam, but then they decided to call the kid Tammy and the old lady Pam. So Pam is the kid and Granny is Pam. Why did I just waste any brain power on this? That's a larger mystery.

[@susancorbett8155]

I thought maybe the voice actor didn't want to be associated with this. She didn't sound as though she gave a sh*t.

[@mirandarensberger6919]

"A place where all of the inhabitants tell inspirational Bible stories." So, America, then?

[@smergthedargon8974]

"For she lusted after her lovers, whose members were like the members of horses and whose emissions were like the emissions of donkeys" My favorite bible verse ❤

[@greenapple9477]

@@smergthedargon8974 Makes you wonder if that's where "hung like a horse" came from. 😂

[@pembrokeshiredan]

7:13 Everyone's all about the donkey, but no-one ever mentions the hedgehog's pivotal role in the nativity.

[@indecision6326]

That star? He actually just found all the chaos emeralds.

[@TheFirefishe]

Cyber Santa as well. You know? Robot Nick? 🤪

[@Ms_Nightshade]

It’s impossible to view so much as Bible Town’s trailer without breaking down in tears of inspiration; I had no idea how many murder scenes I could come up with in under 30 seconds.

[@PaulaBean]

Numbers 31

[@danielcopeland3544]

You remember how sometimes, at school, when your teacher was hung over, they would play videos at you instead of teaching? That happens at Sunday School as well, and this is the kind of video they'd plonk you in front of. I remember some that were worse than this.

[@lethfuil]

Wait... Sunday school still happens? 😅 I thought that was only in films/shows and just something prom the US (pre video recorder) past.

[@danielcopeland3544]

@@lethfuil Well, it was still happening in Evangelical churches in New Zealand in the 1980s.

[@lethfuil]

@@danielcopeland3544 That's crazy. o.o

[@It-b-Blair]

Every church I’ve seen offers Sunday school…. There’s also Christian summer camps.

[@DangerNoodleBoop]

Bible Town population: One weird old lady Huh, oddly realistic.

[@Pootycat8359]

13:35 That's an awfully friendly, reassuring, "warm & fuzzy" voice announcing the intention to commit mass-murder!

[@Sodapop.fizz.Official]

As someone who grew up watching christian shows like "The adventures of Donkey Ollie" and "Veggie Tales", and "Adventures from the Book of Virtues", this show really goes to show how much these people genuinely don't care about putting in some kind of effort into their messages, story lines, and overall art form. So long as they're pumping out some kind of content that unassuming individuals will buy for their kids, they don't really care about the quality of their work.

[@Thirdbase9]

Citizens of Bibletown would have required them to hire more voice "actors."

[@rolfs2165]

They could just do different voices, but that might be too much to ask at least from Tammy.

[@JodiStrikesBack]

God damn it Tammy

[@mrmr446]

Jimmy cowered, terrified, realising it wasn't a good idea to bring a copy of the Gospel of St Thomas. Unsanctioned texts are not encouraged and discussions about biblical criticism will probably mean we're in for another burning.

[@eliplayz22]

I’m Christian, but I was thinking,’’Help me’’, through this entire thing. Emma did way better on her video than the movie she was commenting on

[@somegal-89]

Tammy's introduction and tone match someone saying "It's 7AM on a Saturday. You woke me up to go to Bible Town?"

[@petemk73]

07:45 "Mary was tiny for someone who's just given birth" - she was 12, so that follows.

[@HungryWarden]

Hmmm, seems appropriate to teach kids.

[@iatebambismom]

Sistine Chapel roof, Reims cathedral, Christ the redeemer statue and now Bible Town. Faith inspires such awesome art.

[@JMDarkly1]

"And Noah, only, remained alive...~" Jesus Mary and Joseph. LOL~ He sounds so happy about this, like not at all bothered this 'kids story' has mass implied death with only a single human survivor.

[@Meritania]

Should have ended as it did in the bible “And Noah got wasted everyday and beat his grandkids…”

[@Kevin_Williamson]

When they said all the people in Bible Town tell Bible stories, no one mentioned up front that Bible Town only had the two residents. I feel like this might be a good drinking game movie. Take a shot every time you see the balloon go up or down, or something like that. It would improve the whole viewing experience.

[@njhoepner]

Only if the drink were so strong that you're comatose by the second shot.

[@lethfuil]

Nah, just make sure you're already drunk before you start the movie and then fall asleep before hitting play.

[@somersetcace1]

How they managed to make the story of Noah seem even creepier, not to mention more unbelievable than it already is, boggles the mind. I'm trying to imagine them watching it before uploading it and thinking "There we go! Perfect!" No, not perfect. Emma with flowers in her hair wearing a Funky Town T-shirt! Now, `that's` perfect! 😄

[@TheFirefishe]

20:37 - Jesus In A…FLOATING CAULDRON??? Was the author Welsh? Ergo : Jesus: “Isn’t this floating balloon cauldron great?!” An Annoyed Cerridwen: “Jesus! Awen Is Not A Hot-Balloon-Rod! Bring It Back!”

[@ericdere]

Not a town, not even a village. More a hamlet

[@Meritania]

Not even a hamlet, it’s a farmstead.

[@verdatum]

Don't just accept the flower-crown, embrace it.

[@AndroidHarris]

True evil and true pain to be trapped on a balloon with 3 christians.

[@andrewroach5138]

Do you think Bible Town exists in the forest from The Nightmare before Christmas? That would be a CROSSover event 😂

[@marlyd]

They'd be going on a crusade to take over Christmas town every year

[@DaveLH]

When old-school stop-motion animation looks better than CGI!

[@MorpheusMoon]

headcannon accepted

[@LordTails]

​@@marlyd I see two film possibilities: that and a crusade to convert the heathens of Halloween Town. Either sounds equally hilarious. These ideas are now in my headcannon.

[@stephenconnolly3018]

No it is Texas

[@TronBonneVonne]

Horseplay gives me some jay-jay-the-jet-plane vibes so, on that note, please review It when you get a chance. It'll make us laugh 'til we are HORSE (get it?)!

[@Insertia_Nameia]

Oh I forgot about that one. I've only seen it here and there and thankfully my kids never liked it but...Yeesh.

[@lethfuil]

Horseplay is also a genre in BDMS. Now THAT'S a CROSSover for bible stories!

[@elle_belle184]

The flower crown should become a recurring character.

[@ICanDoThatToo2]

Ironic that the Thorne wore the crown.

[@elle_belle184]

C'mon Emma! Doooo eeeeeet!

[@marlyd]

The holes in Emma's chair look like shifty eyes so when the chair swivels, it looks like the shifty eyes are looking around suspiciously

[@lazykbys]

Nice to know I'm not the only one who saw those eyes.

[@AlbertaGeek]

Can't unsee it.

[@gooeydude574]

That’s foreshadowing for Emma’s villain arc

[@BB-rh2ml]

Quickly glancing at your comment I thought you were talking about Emma’s holes. 😂

[@Insertia_Nameia]

Lol I notices that the first time I saw the same chair another yter owned. It's actually a very popular chair and comes in a few colors. I got myself the blue and black one last yr. To replace my old one that was like 18 yrs old. It's not too expensive as far gaming chairs go and is pretty comfortable.

[@Mars-ev7qg]

For those who aren't big-time air and space nerds like me, I'll say this. Hot air balloons have absolutely no way guidance system. They just go wherever the wind takes them. It's not possible to set a flight path to a specific location like an airplane.

[@KristiChan1]

I'm sure in the world of Bible Town, everything is powered by a Divine Wind, which the thought of makes my inner child laugh like a maniac. 💨💨💨

[@Anderassi]

That must be why it took so long to get there. They mercifully cut out hours of travel while waiting for the wind to blow right

[@kylezo]

that's not exactly true. source: i piloted hot air balloons for tourists for years. it's obviously different from an airplane, i'm not 100% sure that needed to be clarified lmao

[@lethfuil]

That's not the case. You can absolutely guide where the balloon is going. It's obviously not as straightforward, or as easy and precise as an aircraft, but you do have quite a bit of control. You "simply" (not that simple, but you get it) use different air streams in different layers in the air. That's (one reason) why you can change the hight of the balloon. And that's also why there are races with balloons that start and end at specific points.

[@frankiev4253]

This makes me miss those high-quality Monty Python animated scenes. Thanks for another great one Emma.

[@gooadam]

The thematic arc for most Christian films is that the main characters have to be right and know way too much. There's no room for growth or change ever. In a normal kid's show, the kids are nearly always portrayed as ignorant or willing to learn new things. In Christian adaptations, the kids just want their favorite things that they already enjoy repeated back at them. Even Ben Shapiro's media company has this issue. The main character learns nothing, was right all along, and repeating platitudes changes everyone around them instead. So it's less of a hero's journey and more of a guy who forces the world to conform to their beliefs with pick-up-artist logic.

[@DaveLH]

"Facial animation is hard work. The hell with it." -- WowNow Entertainment

[@DaveLH]

For the record, there ARE apps for semi-automating speech animation... But you still have to create facial "poses" for every phoneme, which I guess was still more effort than WowNow was willing to invest.

[@tinedossche2266]

We need a gif of Emma crying while hugging the puppet with a blanket

[@paint1956]

it's downright creepy how they always seem to be looking up.

[@Lori-Lulu]

I have to sit just right watching these review vids. I'm a chronic pain patient and your vids make me lol so hard it actually hurts. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@jongkittae]

I am absolutely OBSESSED with these reviews please continue this insane series I love it so much 😂❤ edit: YES PLS DO THE LOCH NESS ONE OH MY GOD i'm so hype for that already lmao

[@sherlockwho5714]

I love the flower thing. Also was the shirt choice purposeful Funky town > Bible town

[@matthewgnepper3201]

Apparently, the kids keep talking to Pam until they exhaust all of her dialogue options.

[@ThorDog16]

These children scare me more than usual.😂 I think it’s the uncanny valley thing. Very unsettling.

[@TheFirefishe]

The Uncanny Valley would shun these…beings…as Other, and Shudder In Horror! 😱

[@helenr4300]

There was a tradition of painting Mary and baby Jesus (Madonna and child) where the baby has an adult face/head, symbolic of him being from the beginning of time yet a baby - human/divine blend etc

[@helenr4300]

Oh and I know someone whose son had full head of hair at birth - not far from ready for a trim!!

[@brb__bathroom]

noah and his boat is a fun take. do Christians take into account how repopulation would function? I mean, all the respective offsprings would be related....

[@lazykbys]

If they have no problem with all of humanity descending from just two individuals, they're not going to lose any sleep over one family repopulating the world.

[@chuckhunter77]

I put an entire minute into searching for what the population would be today if the Noah story was true, and all I found was links to Ken Hamm sites. Maybe I'll ask r/TheyDidTheMath.

[@p.k.893]

​​@@chuckhunter77 Please do and repot back, i need to know

[@Ms_Nightshade]

It would require them to think past the first information they’re given. They may ask “How did the human race begin”, but “Adam and Eve” is not followed by the question “How was anyone born after Adam and Eve’s children?”. Religion (and some political parties) rely on their adherents acceptance of one answer with follow up questions discouraged or outright forbidden.

[@aprilknight9240]

They often say “God made it okay so people could repopulate.” It’s great how they’ll say morality is objective, yet at the same time they will say God can change morality to suit his needs, which makes it subjective.

[@Pootycat8359]

Has everyone noticed that that balloon appears to be a "gay pride" balloon?

[@AB-80X]

Bible Town does not discriminate

[@MattCrawley_Music]

How? Its just pink, orange and yellow

[@Pootycat8359]

It's not exact, but similar, with a "rainbow" look.

[@Kawamura2]

@@AB-80X unlike the bible they seem to adore.

[@MrDoenyon]

Probably is, we only see half the balloon after all. :D

[@iago20011]

Jesus in a cauldron, sounds like Baba Yaga to me

[@sheeplessinohio]

21:33 I’m all for the Neopets reference! Wonder where Bible Town’s Giant Omelette is?? And I’d say they poop out these D-grade animations strictly for money, but these are the movies they put in dollar bins and checkout lines for pennies to try and trick Grandma Jane into buying them for little Braydenlynn. Where’s the money being made??

[@ryantennyson7562]

The character's eyes give me the creeps. Sort of a zombie like nobody at home look.

[@dogwalker666]

Even worse than Polar Express.

[@Danfail100]

This gem has 1.2 on IMDB. The reviews are not kind either lol

[@blakewhitlow7356]

Emma''s reviews for these "movies" are absolutely brilliant. Her knowledge on media literacy, editing, and how stories are structured, and then being able to articulate all that here, it's just so great. Thank you Emma for suffering through these garbage films, because you're reviews of them are hilarious!

[@gooeydude574]

Do these “filmmakers” hate kids or something?

[@kellywalker1664]

Nah, they just have a reliable niche market so they don't have to get gratuitous with the budget.

[@thefaithlessheathen]

3:39 "stable mental state" I see what you did there. 🐴

[@DaveLH]

Agree about your "Finding Jesus" video -- It's how I discovered you, and I re-watch it when I'm feeling blue because it's so hilarious!

[@jobrown95]

10:54 Your Yank accent is getting frighteningly good. Kudos.

[@transponderings]

Hope you have a supportive therapist to turn to after watching this, Emma!

[@80cardcolumn]

Even a review of this movie was torture enough. Thank you for saving me from watching the real thing.

[@jenniferbelveal4331]

Did you say this was made by a production company? The three-person teams in the credits, and the disjointed quality of the piece, really screams "group project". Did the producers use a Christian high school AV class to make this?

[@anonomooose]

I misread this as Bibble town and I was horrified thinking it was some sort of Christian Barbie movie

[@k.t.dennison3114]

“Mom, can we have UP?” “We have UP at home.” The UP at home:

[@piratetv1]

I was recovering from surgery a few months after Bad Romance by Lady Gaga came out. I was on morphine but i could swear it played nonstop on the radio in the hospital. I also couldn't fathom where it was coming from because i couldn't see a radio in the room. In my case the nurse was able to turn it down.

[@oatagodfrey-dl4dv]

My head canon is that Bible Town is some limbo-ish hellscape where boring preachers go when they die.

[@alisaurus4224]

You can only travel by hot-air balloon if the place you’re going is directly downwind from you. They have no steering, only up and down

[@AnotherCraig]

Also their stories should've kept getting interrupted by the propane burner 😆

[@lethfuil]

The up and down steering is also the where to steering. Air isn't one thing, it has plenty of layers and they move in different directions (at different speeds, whirls, pressure etc, so not easy) and by manoeuvring up and down you move to the layer that goes the direction you want to. It depends on the time and weather etc too, of course. It's not easy and not perfectly precise, but a lot more steerable than many seem to think.

[@peregrinef3203]

I refuse to give this a cheeky thumbs up. It's getting bold, proud thumbs up.

[@surfpsych]

(Bibletown) "What were you doing there?" "Working for the District Attorney." "Doing what?" "As little as possible" "The District Attorney gives his men advice like that?" "They do in Bibletown."

[@charleslipscomb2567]

"Forget it, Jake! It's Bibletown!"

[@brianleslie7388]

You slay me! Your level of analyzing (over, clearly.) these cheesmo Jeebus flicks make me happy. I had a nazarene grandmother who gave me some books to reflect on: Uncle Arthur's bedtime stories. I recommend them. They are delightfully cruel to the sprogs that fail to honor thy mother and father.

[@mikeMrBear]

My mother passed away a few days ago and I've been looking for content to help take my mind off the loss and I jumped on KZbin to find some humor. As always your content did exactly as I needed it to. Thank you for being informative, entertaining, and blissfully hilarious. Huge fan soon to be a member.❤😂😊😢😂❤

[@LostBoco]

It's crazy to get a matt Walsh commercial on an Emma video

[@thisrandommoron]

I know I'd probably pay good money for a T-shirt with weird Noah smiling on the boat with the caption "...and they were destroyed from the earth and Noah only remained alive"

[@rolandsieker2286]

3:20 »Goldie, how many times have i told you guys that i want no horsing around on the airplane?«

[@DonDueed]

Clearly, these filmmakers took their inspiration from the scene in "Meatballs" where the Bill Murray character gets all the campers chanting, "It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!"

[@noizthegoblin]

Tammy sounds like she's standing five feet away from her mic and this is also the first time she's even seen the script.

[@jakubsieradz8499]

Perhaps the real Bible Town was the friends we made along the way.

[@SurferTim850]

"We're going to Bibletown? I was hoping for Disneyland."

[@keboardsmashingnoises]

7:03 "Mumbo, does that moon look big to you?" (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist)

[@4thDan]

The complete lack of synchronization between dialogue and animated speech is so grating! Did those “animators” put ANY measure of effort into this?! At least have their eyes FOCUS on something instead of looking freaky and unfocused!!

[@kellywalker1664]

I gotta give these guys this much; they'll take on a project like this and work with software they have no profiency with and no other staff to share the load. I'd lose interest five minutes in if I couldn't get the modeling/rigging/syncing/mapping right.

[@jamesi188]

22:10 Pam is the witch from Hansel and Gretl! Look at all those treats built into the townhouses! 😮 Hey Emma, you should get in touch with the producers and offer your ongoing services to vet their creations. Maybe the CEOs have no idea what they’re spending their money on! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@PGOuma]

20:55 I thought Kokichi Ouma was speaking for a minute 😭😭😭

[@michaelbell3181]

Your commentary is awesome, as usual.

[@mightyone3737]

I support the flower crown! I thought of you when I saw an AI rendering of Baphomet, it turns out the AI didn't figure out that one of the key characteristics was generally having a fantastic pair of knockers on an otherwise masculine looking torso. AI will be shitty at magic fwiw, so one less thing to worry about! I'm getting a feeling that the moral of the story is going to be something pithy like 'the REAL Bible Town is the stories we told one another!'. Also, just putting this stinker out there, but maybe this whole thing is a troll? The kneeling figures faces seem to be buried in the robes, a thing that is HIGHLY suggestive to modern eyes.

[@santocuban7086]

You should check out Adventures of Mark Twain. It's one of the most bizarre kids movie's. But In a Good way. It also has satan as a character and that scene was brilliant. It also Jokes about The Christian idea of heaven in one scene. It's just cool

[@MarquisLeary34]

Ah yes, when we weren't afraid to scare kids in a good way.

[@TsunamiBeefPies]

I loved this one, Emma! You had me laughing over and over during your recap of the "film." Thank you for having suffered so much so that we could laugh ourselves silly watching you rip it to shreds. I love when you do these kinds of videos. Thanks, Emma, for all you do!

[@crawfordhull4181]

Thanks!

[@DaveLH]

35:19 -- Someone else who reviewed "Finding Jesus" -- Not as good as yours, Emma -- but they did make the observation that its end credits have similar issues with the character listings, with some characters' names missing, and some names in there who weren't in the film. What it looks like to me is that in both films there were characters that either got dropped or renamed somewhere between early drafts of the scripts and the completion of the films, but the credits were taken from the original drafts, so the character changes are not reflected. Oopsie! But I guess it's indicative of how truly sloppy and careless WowNow "Entertainment" actually is.

[@LaCafedora]

Emma, thank you for this. Why am I thanking you? Because you just made me feel like I'm a glorious professional compared to the buffoons that did the sound work for this film. I don't have a degree in sound engineering, or music, or audio technology, but they've been an interest of mine since I was a child, and now I work at a community college theater where I run the sound and lights (among many other things), where I often feel inadequate because I'm not a professional with a degree. (It's a part-time job that is officially a labor job and has few prerequisites.) But oh wow, I now see that I'm actually very skilled, which is to say that I have a basic grasp of audio principles, and I understand about 80% of how the equipment works and what it all does, and I know how to listen and balance loudness between sound sources. It requires attention and some effort, but I wouldn't call it difficult, yet apparently not everyone can do it. I don't want to know what compensation the sound folks for this film received, because it will probably make me sad and angry. Also, your flower crown is wonderful!

[@Gafafsg]

I love your reviews they make these trash movies so entertaining

[@terrystrieder1622]

I found it funny that you looked more the part of someone going to Bible town than the characters did (mostly due to the flower crown, which is AWESOME by the way)

[@paulcoleman3081]

I think you're doing Bible Town a great disservice! It's obviously in the great tradition of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, where the overarching narrative is that pilgrims tell each other stories to pass the time as they travel towards the shrine at Canterbury. Except, of course, they are on foot and horseback rather than in a shit balloon and the tales in Canterbury tales are often satirical, earthy and always relate to the realities of human existence rather than being the mushroom-induced hallucinations of gullible goat herds..

[@Valohir666]

Emma, out there doin the painful work so we don't have to, we thank you for your sacrifice 🙂

[@DharricRolyat]

The kids in Bible Town are the drifters from Fahrenheit 451.

[@iago20011]

I think that I need to make a Biblical story movie, except it will have things like Samson and the Phillistines, the Book of Maccabees, the Song of Solomon, the story of Elijah and the children, the death of Judas, parts of the Book of Revelation, and maybe some other things.

[@grenade8572]

Don't forget Job! Devil: "pff... of course he believes in you. He has everything he wants." God: "ok. Do whatever you want with him, even killing his whole innocent family. Just don't kill him. You'll see that he will still believe in me". Devil" deal" God:"deal"

[@Raztiana]

When Caleb and Sophia begins to sound like a better alternative.....scary thoughts.

[@grenade8572]

Caleb and Sophia are horrifying because they're actually amazingly animated (except the very old episods). Indoctrination is easier that way!

[@wilhelmschmidt7240]

23:30 BTSD, Bible Town Stress Disorder.

[@GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm]

Emma, you need a emotional support Quagsire asap.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Seconded