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@randomguy123able8 жыл бұрын
"When you feel no, say no." -Bill Burr 2K16
@corywilmoth48734 жыл бұрын
Yes
@DamjanManevski6 жыл бұрын
*2 min rant about it* Oh didn't read that part, sorry! Hahahahah what a king
@xzcvzxvxcvz8 жыл бұрын
"A few days" is never a few days
@Tupemo8 жыл бұрын
"He smells my meundies..." :DD
@heshamsh7617 жыл бұрын
lol
@aricnation4017 жыл бұрын
Genius ad plug by Billy boyyyy.
@sarah.r88777 жыл бұрын
Tupemo lmao
@robbrown54427 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was going to post LMFAO
@ir0n25418 жыл бұрын
I did that, i made the mistake of being socially polite, all i can say is i am now single and dodged a bullet that could have cost me years of misery with a dysfunctional family, like Bill says listen to your gut.
@xzcvzxvxcvz8 жыл бұрын
Society's definition of polite is allowing "them" to take complete advantage of your politeness Congratulations on dodging that bullet👍
@DigBickOfaGod6 жыл бұрын
Good on you my guy
@XLCoolJay8 жыл бұрын
As someone who has politely manuevered around people like that in the past, I can tell you, you have to put a price on your happiness and don't sell it cheap. I would agree with everything Bill says here, there are some people you have to put your foot down and be honest and blunt.
@supastar258 жыл бұрын
+XLCoolJay that saves you a lot of trouble down the line as well.
@Will-cv6xv6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but what if they're bigger than you?
@raj-cr4nl8 жыл бұрын
So you'll be having 5 people living 5 out of 7 days per week in your "small, 1 bedroom apartment?". No, no deal. Maybe mom can stay but that's it.
@cardinprice3808 жыл бұрын
BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!!
@TurdFerguson8845 жыл бұрын
This is what my parents have always told me and this is why their marriage has stood the test of time. When you feel no, you say no even when they’re family don’t let that blood is thicker than water bullshit get in the way of your gut instinct, they’re people just like anybody else, blood doesn’t absolve them of being assholesz
@MENofMAYHEM65938 жыл бұрын
"I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing, this is how much of a fucking issue this is"
@ctlight978 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite Bill segment of all time. Honestly inspiring.
@EatABullet697 жыл бұрын
Colin Light agreed.
@a.fee-oh13284 жыл бұрын
"I dont want that guys balls dangling in our commode." That killed me.
@alexanderdeadmansche2 жыл бұрын
Love how much he hates the brother
@Vaporvice848 жыл бұрын
"He smells my meundies" lol.
@danijelambrozic5 жыл бұрын
Breaking up after 7 years and 9 years ago -> suffering for a loooong time, in years. Breaking up with other girl few months ago and after 3 years + listening to Bill Burr -> only few days or weeks of suffering. You're an eye opener when ego, crush and cultural programming close someone's eyes :D
@EatABullet697 жыл бұрын
This is bill burr's podcast at its best. This had dying laughing the whole time 😂😂😂
@louiscyphre60498 жыл бұрын
No offence to the dude who wrote in but he probably can't see his own girlfriends dysfunction. "Blinded by love... "
@mglaston98748 жыл бұрын
+Louis “dimevision420” Cyphre Spot on!
@jacobprice49072 жыл бұрын
“Because he smells .. meundies” line was classic, spat a mouth full of protein shake up the wall 😂😂
@futurestrangeofficial6 жыл бұрын
"He smells my MeUndies" "There's a Super 8 down the street" ☠️
@IronheadOfScroteus8 жыл бұрын
"That's far enough there, Sparky." LOL!
@jennamercury76256 жыл бұрын
I wish I'd have had Bill to drop advice on me as a youngster, jeez the pain, aggravation and suffering I'd have been spared! #HailBillBurr
@KarbineKyle7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ! That is my younger brother in a nutshell! He's fits the description of this douche perfectly! Thank you, Bill! I love this podcast and your stand-ups!
@chuzzrocket4 жыл бұрын
"Dude, I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing."
@Happyheart1464 жыл бұрын
Did 11 years with boyfriends family invading my home, Bill is spot on here, "if you feel no, say no", took a breakdown to get rid of the vampires. Not even still with the ex after all that. Wow, all those years down the pan, people pleasing a bunch of c u n t s because of social politeness. Never let other people intrude on your life.
@buckfuddy4895 жыл бұрын
"I don't even know this guy n I fuckin hate em"..me too B, me too..
@sunbabyocelot5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit thank you so much Bill Burr!!! Needed to hear this all so bad, my favorite one yet.
@xallthatremains83396 жыл бұрын
Bill is the best social advisor ever!
@aurarus8 жыл бұрын
That bit at the end was perfect
@alexanderdeadmansche2 жыл бұрын
This is my fave bill burr clip. Love how annoyed he gets about it
@RyanSmith-zj6ys4 жыл бұрын
Really helped me with my current living situation
@jamesdonohue74916 ай бұрын
Casually drops a me-undies promo mid read😂 priceless
@GuitarsRgood72 жыл бұрын
My girlfriends 24 year old brother lived on our couch in our tiny 1 bedroom apartment for 6 months. Of those 6 months, he only worked a total of 2 months and only paid 3 months of rent. He was so lazy, just watching TV and playing video games all day, sleeping until noon when he should have been applying to jobs. That was a frustrating time. We had to tell him that he had to go.
@northhallbabe134 жыл бұрын
He smells my me undies Hahahahahahaha god I love Bill
@marksilva3115 жыл бұрын
Great advice.
@tattoocharlie5517 жыл бұрын
You feel No, you say No !
@TheTube8u5 жыл бұрын
“I’m fucking breaking out in hives” aaaaaahahahaha
@APSXX8 жыл бұрын
Love you Billium Burrito.
@philorgneopolotin87623 жыл бұрын
Lmao this clearly hit a nerve with Bill 😂 he definitely had to deal with some scenario like before, or at least had to happen to a few people close to him
@Dommie222 Жыл бұрын
5:10 Bill Burr explains why at least 50% of all individual problems exist.
@Anjunabeast238 жыл бұрын
There's a Super8 down the street...
@ja34824 жыл бұрын
7:29 Free endorsement for MeUndies? I'll bet they loved this one.
@lars12964 жыл бұрын
10:17 Most important lesson in a relationship
@ousmanediakhaby83395 жыл бұрын
- What do you have to lose here?... Other than your happiness - Bill
@scottlloyd40223 жыл бұрын
"He's smelling my meundies".
@deshniemoodley81807 жыл бұрын
Smells my meundies .. I died 😂😂😂😂
@victortorres5 жыл бұрын
First I was like “wtf?! Ads?” Then a realized the page and I’m like “alright I’m calm.”
@DaylightRobberyCA8 жыл бұрын
MASSIVE FRAME instruction from Billbob Beetle
@TheTube8u5 жыл бұрын
I continue to be amazed at how I relate to you on many things. I feel the same way about dealing with someone’s horses ass family members. I have always felt that it was maybe not very flexible or nice of me to be this way. But I just can’t compromise on some things
@RichardChamberlinTV8 жыл бұрын
Stand up and be assertive now! Making issues are when you let it happen and then tell them. You think it's easier bro to stop the family once they start living there for weeks? or Months or even just not care about you? Who's paying rent? Caring for you besides you? If it's just you, then Bill is 100% correct, it's your life WOW that's not okay just hearing it but be cool and results needs to happen in you favor now or it will never happen. Also it sounds like, (unfortunately) the siblings are being cared for like they're handicapped or mentally disabled or just lazy. That's hard but you need to respect you. You girl needs to see your frustrated and that this is not a healthy sitsuation. UPDATE US MAN! PLEASE! GOOD LUCK!
@cardinprice3808 жыл бұрын
Bill is THAT DUDE!!
@dumba9898 жыл бұрын
I GET BILL!!!! I knew there was a reason why I fucks with him, especially his talk in the last 3 minutes of this portion of the MMPC
@CurePhyllodes7 жыл бұрын
Ahh! The advice he gives at the very end is incredibly profound! I love it!!! Does anyone know if he ever wrote back in with an update?
@letsgobrandon1364 жыл бұрын
And if she uses the "let's just break up" shit then call her bluff or she'll use it every time she don't get her way
@zagear8 жыл бұрын
Burr 2016!
@Mike-nf6nf5 жыл бұрын
This lunatic is a wizard.
@gunkle79868 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no-one got shot. They are gonna run up on the wrong people one day.
@SkuIIKn1ght6 жыл бұрын
Man I really hope this guy took bills advice.
@anthonyavila40278 жыл бұрын
Real simple my house my rules.
@stevej19966 жыл бұрын
I lived on a gated property with 2 houses, 1 me and my baby mommas and 2 her mom, all I can say is NO! Don't do it!
@joshualeija99845 жыл бұрын
Oh this might be!
@_jadori_1756 жыл бұрын
Well, ya know what, that fucker...he cant stay there then!! love Bill
@kikoredog5 жыл бұрын
non-fucking-negotiable
@geroldsloan9369Ай бұрын
Nothing is 100%. i'm an old guy. Does she have drama? Is she kind? Is she loyal? Is she honest? Untill you can say without emotion yes she is,don't marry don't move in together. Doesn't mean the relationship won't have difficult moments. But one thing is certain. She will own up top her failings in them relationship and work on things. Will not bolt when things are rough. Won't seek out another when you are failing. All this if you do your part. Believe me I am old and learned the hard way.
@traviscoates68783 жыл бұрын
“In between places” is the scariest situation for an in-law...Just say no!!!!!!
@lac25008 жыл бұрын
0:24 😄
@dylanmason42359 ай бұрын
*fuck all that* -BB
@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg6 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr: Daga Kotowaru!!!
@a.fee-oh13283 жыл бұрын
"I dont want his balls...dangling in our commode. " I bet that's not an image women think of very often.
@codetafoya97635 жыл бұрын
100!!!
@reecealeck83145 жыл бұрын
Update?
@supastar258 жыл бұрын
Some women are unbelievable...doesn't she see what's wrong with what she's proposing? FFS
@Vlad-wl3fw5 жыл бұрын
Sooner or later , Bill, You gotta start charging these people for giving out such excellent advice, man! It's like you're a psychologist/family therapist. P.S. Absolutely love listening to there podcasts, man.
@landonic815 жыл бұрын
Most of his advice is to just dump the girl then go to the gym and get in shape 😂
@phoenixsun4884 жыл бұрын
How are people getting these emails to bill. I’m trying to ask a question.
@vikasshukla96674 жыл бұрын
Where is the follow up
@landonic815 жыл бұрын
Jesus Bill hates this guy 😂
@barak3633634 жыл бұрын
5:00
@ffsf7397 жыл бұрын
Did the guy respond? I'd REALLY like to know the end of this story!
@Vlad-wl3fw5 жыл бұрын
yeah me too. can't find the answer to that though.
@jeremymatthews20025 жыл бұрын
Families will do th he ol switch a rooo
@user-cd2cz3tv3u6 жыл бұрын
Lol prob should come at that at little softer..ill bet just 1 person who lives there has some kind of mental issue & the whole family is protecting that family memebers secret. Gotta consider that, but after the ‘Pool Table’ comment, i dont think this dude who is also a cop, seems like Mr sensitive lol
@rinzler82723 жыл бұрын
Wrong video lol
@illuminatingresonance74786 жыл бұрын
Staying in a 1 bedroom wtf is that
@merrychristmas10226 жыл бұрын
ghost her
@Xakslied6 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas shut up coward
@D1chiilnthamost5 жыл бұрын
Everybody loves Raymond but not funny at all.
@heavyflippingrandmasboifir6697 жыл бұрын
Its like the show "Everyone Loves Raymond!!!!"
@PilloTheStar4 ай бұрын
"This might be the ol' right there fred for your relationship" 😂