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@AlexTrubinDesign9 жыл бұрын
"Damn...this bitch is Deep"
@georgyporgy7778 жыл бұрын
lmao had me ROLLING there
@LeoSkyro8 жыл бұрын
+Enoch same, I randomly remembered it and had to come back to this video
@chromemaster35198 жыл бұрын
+Trub1n A whole five inches.
@AlexTrubinDesign8 жыл бұрын
Chrome Master if u lucky
@GamingPenis7 жыл бұрын
:'D
@Vaporvice8410 жыл бұрын
A tattoo that says "I am enough the way I am" is the best oxymoron ever.
@sp-mm2wr5 жыл бұрын
@@nickdipaolofan5948 Well what if someone says "you're brave" to a trans person... wheres the oxymoron then? Your example is dependent on a few words that could be changed and your the one calling people retards smh
@sp-mm2wr5 жыл бұрын
@WickedFrigginRyan please be a joke
@Br0teas4 жыл бұрын
worn by a moron too I bet :D
@theguywhoisaustralian14654 жыл бұрын
@@sp-mm2wr if they're enough the way they are why do they need a tattoo? That's what hes saying.
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver4 жыл бұрын
@@sp-mm2wr triggered
@tudorvlad30365 жыл бұрын
"Damn!! This b***h is deep"......I WAS ON THE FLOOR! =))
@mutwersc4 жыл бұрын
Same! LMFAO
@polreamonn2 жыл бұрын
Balls deep by the looks of things.
@AFMCarlos Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I caught myself randomly laughing on this
@smithryansmith7 жыл бұрын
"Getting a tattoo is branding you as someone not worthy of talking to" Genius. Getting that inked.
@atomicalien45 жыл бұрын
💀
@greengrass49454 жыл бұрын
🔥
@hahahaha-ut6ir4 жыл бұрын
As he goes on Joe Rogans podcast multiple times
@oxinym2 жыл бұрын
😭
@bobsherman9048 жыл бұрын
"That's written in French so you know it's pretentious" 😂😂😂
@Pentagathusosaurus3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I like how native French speakers just don't exist to Bill
@joesuchy11573 жыл бұрын
@velveteyes79 French people are pretentious
@nostromoau9 жыл бұрын
If you fall down 7 times and get up 7 times….you're standing up...
@johnhook49467 жыл бұрын
nostromoau Or sitting down
@eddiemalvin5 жыл бұрын
Unless you started on the ground...
@azz75sl5 жыл бұрын
Eddie M how do you fall if you’re already on the ground?
@jwhite9735 жыл бұрын
@@azz75sl You started on the ground then one day you stood up
@DAL2011075 жыл бұрын
Yes, exactly. Fall down 7 get up 8 implies that you’ve fallen only 7 times, but you can’t get up an 8th without an 8th fall. Lol. By simple math, we can reduce this to Fall down, get up. Does it have to be more complicated than that? Fall down, Get up. That’s it.
@user-qn7ty8ig7s5 жыл бұрын
" Don't Blow It! Keep It Simple! Count Your Money!" Going to be on my chest.
@shanghaibricks33004 жыл бұрын
Don't simple! Keep it money! Count your blow! solid neck tattoo
@frarfarf9 жыл бұрын
"Damn.. this bitch is deep"
@YouAlreadyKnowBabi9 жыл бұрын
frarfarf CTFU bro!!
@TheBeatKeeper9 жыл бұрын
10:01 "Everybody else has one. I want one, too" - Bill Burr This sums it up.
@xellosmetallium85195 жыл бұрын
The really reason why Bill Burr never got a tattoo is because he is scared of needles and pain. Don't worry Billy boy, your are not alone.
@MRJTD995 жыл бұрын
@@xellosmetallium8519 Or he's just not a pretentious douchebag. Either or.
@malcolmnicoll11658 жыл бұрын
These days, NOT having a tattoo is a great way to express your individuality.
@gar1378 жыл бұрын
Ain't it ironic that in this day having a body free of ink is a subversive act?
@gar1378 жыл бұрын
Bronze- do you need a hug, buttercup?
@gar1378 жыл бұрын
+Bronze Johnson you better watch it or I'll take up karate and beat up your dog.
@gar1378 жыл бұрын
+Bronze Johnson it saddens me that we've got off on the wrong foot. All the good times we could have had: you attending my initiation into the Elks Club; me dropping you off or picking you up at the methadone clinic; you marveling over my limited-edition Star Trek Commemorative Plates; me helping you decide between ketchup and catsup. O, a pox on my world if you're not a part of it!
@gar1378 жыл бұрын
+Bronze Johnson awesome, possum!
@willbond9 жыл бұрын
I've always thought if a chick wants a tramp stamp it should be a tatt of an open guestbook so visitors could sign in....
@rbw198009 жыл бұрын
Or a dart board.
@kevinw68143 жыл бұрын
I recently had a second date with a girl my age (33) who had the Footprints in the Sand poem tattooed on her lower back. The most cliché poem in the worst possible place. I called her out, laughing at the idea of some guy hitting it from the back, reading the poem while he's balls-deep, and immediately feeling convicted by the Holy Spirit for his premarital fornication. There was no third date.
@oxbloodfitness73753 жыл бұрын
Best tramp stamp ever seen (wasn't on lower back)Hooked up with a girl who had all seven continents outlined across her ass cheeks. Quite literally: F THE WORLD
@jc.11913 жыл бұрын
🤣
@cannabliss74035 жыл бұрын
I'm 25 and I totally agree. It's funny that every girl I come across with a tattoo either has a butterfly, a star, a cross, or a flower. 🤣
@xellosmetallium85195 жыл бұрын
Don't forget cats, there personal totems.
@mrichar92 жыл бұрын
unimaginative basic broads
@Brevspread10 жыл бұрын
"A stitch in time saves the sorcerer who gets up early catches the worm." My next tattoo around my neck.
@amazingflavour8 жыл бұрын
Damn... This bitch is deep... Hahahahaha
@nickgarcia12928 жыл бұрын
thank you for not taking this shit so serious. there are tons of terrible tattoos who gives a fuck tho if others think its garbage if it means something to the person. its not you why would you care? im happy with mine and want more. buut yea its like opinions you may not agree but it doesnt have any effect on your life so move on.
@notinterested1007 жыл бұрын
that was vicious. I love Bill
@utah1337 жыл бұрын
I'm 66 and no tats. There's nothing I'm sure enough of to permanently put on myself. There are T shirts if I feel like making a statement, and I've thrown out a lot of shirts.
@michaelmathews41033 жыл бұрын
I'm 21, and I knew if I ever got a tattoo it'd be something meaningful to me. My mom recently passed so I thought I'd get a memorial tattoo. But then I thought- Why? So I'd always remember her? Like I would ever forget? Suddenly realized if something is that meaningful to you then why tf would you get it inked?? You'll obviously always remember it lol
@JAMAICAN87610 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha his rendition of Little Boxes, is pure gold.
@monsieurhulot82737 жыл бұрын
I'm tattooed from my neck down to my ankles and this shit was hilarious! Bill is the man!
@Gurt5155 жыл бұрын
eric guevara same here man lol
@Villaboy-ih6xb5 жыл бұрын
ive got my arms and back fully tattooed (not my Hands) I don't know why people get neck tattoos its like they hate jobs
@sud66465 жыл бұрын
And how many of them do you regret?
@gussstavo5 жыл бұрын
Freak! Youre disgusting!!!
@gussstavo5 жыл бұрын
@@Villaboy-ih6xb i do hate jobs actually
@Pillowcase10 жыл бұрын
"if you meet a girl with a foot tattoo - you gotta go in another direction."
@totalannihilation90655 жыл бұрын
Dude! chicks with tattoos are hot. They are amazing in bed. I think what you're trying to say is "If you see a girl with a tattoo, fuck her, then walk away".
@totalannihilation90655 жыл бұрын
@@3DGECASE I think the guy who made the comment I replied too meant tattoos all together. That's why I said that. Yeah I watched the video.
@angelgjr19995 жыл бұрын
Especially neck tattoos. That woman is a psycho if she has a tattoo there.
@Frankybroadcast5 жыл бұрын
I hate tattoos on women's feet.
@iconoclancy7 жыл бұрын
I don't think people should be allowed to have opinions about things. But that's just my opinion.
@simplyhuman39824 жыл бұрын
Love this comment.
@nasirmiller90352 жыл бұрын
I just might get this tattooed
@MrVimFuago9 жыл бұрын
What about a tramp stamp of Lady and the Tramp showing each their stamp collection?
@searchlight189 жыл бұрын
+C.J. McBeard It once was that a guy got really drunk and got a tattoo. It's now an industry based on stupidity. You'll be 75 with that same stupid shit on your body.
@MrVimFuago9 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt be surprised if by the time I am 75 there's a tattoo removal app in iphones.
@searchlight189 жыл бұрын
C.J. McBeard You should hope so. As of now, they be faded somewhat but not removed.
@MrVimFuago9 жыл бұрын
Have you been drinking?
@searchlight189 жыл бұрын
C.J. McBeard Yes, but it would be a good investment since 30 percent people under 30 have tattoos.It's called drunk texting. God Bless you, my friend..
@Xythantiops7 жыл бұрын
"I am enough the way I am..." So why did you need the Tattoo????????????????
@facelessandnameless5 жыл бұрын
Xythantiops Exactly 🤣
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver4 жыл бұрын
For attention, duh!!!
@Marcara08110 жыл бұрын
Bill relates these inspirational message tattoos to a bad childhood? Good call Bill.
@richardeast33285 жыл бұрын
It's like look at me, but no criticism.
@timdel43837 жыл бұрын
His 50's song 😂
@hrquijano7810 жыл бұрын
"damn...this bitch is deep!"
@Poeterish7 жыл бұрын
"Not only do you get to enjoy their beauty, they get to help you out with life"
@Moons_haunted2 жыл бұрын
Me, with my late cat's paw print tattooed on my wrist opening this video getting ready to be bashed by my favorite comedian. I still laughed the whole way through! Gotta love good ol' bitter Billy Burr
@danieldaw17787 жыл бұрын
"A stitch in time saves the sorcerer who gets up early and catches the worm". My God, that's fucking gold!
@Hermunkle10 жыл бұрын
Across Chest: If you Can read this I'm Probably Drunk Please Roll Me Over So I Don't Drown In My Own Vomit
@chadtyrone4583 жыл бұрын
🤢🤮😵👍
@lynnturman81575 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna get a tattoo that says "The herd moves and I follow"
@brsvideos81435 жыл бұрын
I want those 30 seconds of just Bill singing to be the theme song of a TV show set in you know what decade.
@DougBolinOnAir10 жыл бұрын
I have thirteen tattoos and each one is more meaningless then the next. At least I don't have anything that's supposed to be inspirational or a butterfly on my ankle. Great segment Bill!
@stevecarey20306 жыл бұрын
I have a tattoo on my neck that says "Don't hire me" in Chinese characters.
@cd0u50c94 жыл бұрын
Loving the fact I haven't got one. Over the years the meaning behind tattoos just drops, and so does my wish to ever get one.
@stupidandboot45072 жыл бұрын
Eh. I've had my tats for 3 years and the meaning hasn't faded, just changed a bit
@RighteousThunder329 жыл бұрын
After I pistol whipped every banker I found...
@ronniemartillo5 жыл бұрын
In my experience, the people with the most tattoos are usually the most insecure. People who are comfortable in their own skin speak volumes through body language and attitudes rather than looks.
@TheNotebartello11 жыл бұрын
I want the "A stitch in time saves the sorcerer who gets up early and catches the worm" tattoo!! Great idea Bill.
@winkmurder7 жыл бұрын
The "I was in heaven, I was in hell.. Believe in neither but fear them as well." is Modest Mouse lyrics.
@natepudner18976 жыл бұрын
Was searching for this comment
@ryancosgrove84205 жыл бұрын
Nate Pudner same
@JohnDoe-le7ml5 жыл бұрын
edgy
@blakecorea15124 жыл бұрын
Sad
@austinsandifer50063 жыл бұрын
"Oh Jezz Oh Wow,I never looked at it that way,thank God you wrote that on your rib cage"😂😂😂😂
@UKVapor9 жыл бұрын
YES BILL! your improv song had me on the floor.
@damiencross511010 жыл бұрын
I listen to the bray of my heart I am I am I am That is hilarious!
@chancebrown1063 жыл бұрын
People pride themselves on saying “I’m real, I’m different.” and yet everyone has the same 8 typical tattoos. You are just like everyone else.
@n0033262 жыл бұрын
😂 exactly
@herculesrockefeller29849 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of getting a Tribal Band-Chinese Symbol-ButterflySkull-Biblical quote-Tramp Stamp on my forehead.. It will go well with my ex-lovers names and my kids birthdates..
@Dustincooley399 жыл бұрын
cool avatar
@rbw198009 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@lac25008 жыл бұрын
this girl I know wants to get a portrait of her grandpa on her back... Just what I wanna see while I'm fucking - a picture of an old mans face! People are insane
@OfficialJoeKingOne4 жыл бұрын
You also forgot the trail of animal paw prints because you love animals.
@DaylightRobberyCA9 жыл бұрын
Everything I hear from Bill Burr makes me like him more and more
@crazyjoedavola54304 жыл бұрын
"Damn, this byatch is deep" 😺
@darkomarkovsky58909 жыл бұрын
This guy is fucking awesome
@grupil5 жыл бұрын
“I was in heaven, I was in hell, believed in neither but feared them as well” is a Modest Mouse lyric 😂
@woodheatingcooling33173 жыл бұрын
A douche I met got overpaid and spent $700 on getting water symbol on one arm and a dreams symbol on the other My brother says upon his return" Man U just got wet dreams tattooed on you.
@darrendix51636 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr ROCKS!! Thinks the same way I do, and makes me feel sane in an insane world. Every single subject, even the ones he's not allowed to talk about, we know how Bill feels...
@johncallahan44127 жыл бұрын
bill burr has the best podcasts to listen to when doing a little wake-n-bake lol
@jameszgorzelski80768 жыл бұрын
I wish I never got tattoos when I was younger. I feel like a trendy tool now
@durkadurka97117 жыл бұрын
James Zgorzelski same
@adamwalkeraw5 жыл бұрын
You are....sorry!!i was a drug addict for 12 years but at least i changed that!!we all have to live with shit decisions...
@Punkpsychobilly4 жыл бұрын
I hear that man. Fortunately I waited until I was 31 to get my first, so I don’t regret anything I’ve gotten. If I would have gotten the tattoos I thought were cool as a teenager, I’d look like a tool now as well.
@jefeaa91654 жыл бұрын
LMAO Embrace your tats like a man and don't let these dorks put you down
@hahahaha-ut6ir4 жыл бұрын
Imagine letting other peoples opinions make you feel like a trendy tool. You have a real weak sense of self.
@johnmiller56795 жыл бұрын
When grandmothers are getting tattoos on their feet it's over. Remember when guys who were in the service or jail had tattoos and the only woman who had them were pure trash. Yes the good old days when a woman who had a tat was the bad girl and the guy with a tat was not to be messed with. Now soccer moms had tattoos so it's to the point where i'm a rebel because I don't have one. I remember 80's porn where this chick Viper had tats and she was doing things nobody else would do but now is the main stream. Boy I miss those days.
@johnmiller56793 жыл бұрын
@James Chapman Yes I am rebelling by literally not following everyone else. Tattoos are for people who are not sure about themselves and their coolness. I am well aware of my coolness.
@Jack6553219 жыл бұрын
everyone has tattoo's nowadays, you're edgier if you have none.
@frogdeity9 жыл бұрын
Not at all. They're also degenerate.
@4rn0ld139 жыл бұрын
Depends on where you live. Not everybody has them. But Bill's got a point. I mean why would you defile your body with pictures? Are you not happy with the way you were born? It is fake ant artificial. Having tatoos shows that you have a low self esteem or that you are a slave to suggestion (this design looks cool so imma get it). Those are the only 2 options imho.
@christsbassist899 жыл бұрын
4rn0ld13 generally i get tattoos because i enjoy them. i think its fun. i'll get more in the future, im sure nothing profound or meaningful. i'm not trying to look better or impress/inspire anyone else. just some stuff that i like. its really just that simple. i dont understand why i need low self esteem or need to be a slave to enjoy a small part of human culture. to enjoy some colors and images on a temporary body slowly making its way to the cemetery. its cool you dont have tattoos, i'm sure you look good. but maybe you're taking yourself and your time here too seriously?
@tomeboaventura90549 жыл бұрын
christsbassist89 Tattoos are a masochist behavior, to subject yourself to pain and enjoy it - that can be related to slave mentality. I'm not judging I personally thing everyone likes a little of S&M now and then. If it is just for fun then why all the deep, deep stuff, like meaningfull phrases, chinese proverbs, and so on. If it where for fun most of the people would write a joke, a one-liner, or a satiric cartoon dont you think? I apreciate art specially japanese style and I think they look cool but a picture of a carp is different from a pretencious frase, you know what i mean? In the end it all comes to fashion, vanity and trends. [YOLO] :D
@christsbassist899 жыл бұрын
Luiz Rodrigues cant say i disagree friend
@DeanoPiano5 жыл бұрын
He’s right, i couldn’t give a shit, I haven’t seen one tattoo yet that has remotely impressed me.
@mrwhinnie7 жыл бұрын
"It's written in French so you know its pretentious"
@boogersincoffee4 жыл бұрын
Listened to this podcast 2 years ago and have heard Bill Burr in my head every time I've seen one of these tattoos since. "Damn.....this bitch is deep"
@xJohnnyBloodx5 жыл бұрын
"fall down 7 times stand up 8"? wouldn't you only need to stand up 7 times?
@eddiemalvin5 жыл бұрын
Not if you started on the ground...
@Dbgreene4 жыл бұрын
@@eddiemalvin But how would you fall on the ground?
@philorgneopolotin87623 жыл бұрын
Eddie M yeah I hate when I’m lying on the ground and then suddenly I start falling down towards the ground
@KoRno218 жыл бұрын
This comment section is full of opinions. Don't take it so seriously.
@pretorious7008 жыл бұрын
Wow, opinions? Really? Who knew?
@KoRno218 жыл бұрын
+pretorious700 I guess you didn't.
@johnhook49467 жыл бұрын
Full of them, tattoos that is
@blaugot9 жыл бұрын
This trend with a bunch of tattoos all over the body, trying to be a bad ass is getting really annoying, its trash.. What ever happened to the days when only gangsters, sailors, prison inmates and people in the army could rock them and it would actually mean something. And those guys were legit bad asses, because they actually went through some real shit.
@RoadRunner2178 жыл бұрын
+Alex Sturm The worst thing these days isn't the stuff you do, but how people react to it. I don't have tattoos, but I love good tattoos. I find tattoos on women attractive, they look good on men as well. I don't give a single flying fuck what anybody says about what anyone is trying to achieve, by getting a tattoo. If I wanna get a tattoo, I don't wanna get it because everyone else has one, because i'm gonna be more edgy, because I wanna be bad ass, I just would want one 'cause I find them aesthetic. People in general have no idea what a tattoo can mean to someone. They create their fucking useless opinion and go "oh he just wants to look bad ass! what a loser!". What the fuck happened to humanity where everyone has to make their opinion about others by looking at them for 5 seconds and go "oh he's this and that!". It's fucking disgusting. You guys in the comment section that vomit their shit about not liking tattoos and therefor spreading false facts: You call tattoos retarded? You should take a look in the mirror, the demons you create are not in the others, they are right inside your own fucking minds. Not liking something is one side, but following up with your retarded assumptions...
@blaugot8 жыл бұрын
BengoManiff Thanks for the tipp bengo
@ponrix8 жыл бұрын
exactly
@abc456f8 жыл бұрын
+BengoManiff Remember to spell "aesthetic" correctly when you tattoo it in your pubic hair.
@RoadRunner2178 жыл бұрын
srg914 Wait a minute, I have to laugh. Hm. No, sorry, I can't bring myself to do it. Please try harder next time.
@bsmpsu10 жыл бұрын
Props if you caught the Semisonic-Closing Time lyric
@AlmostaFlipinSkater4 жыл бұрын
"Side of your hip." Lmao, Bill, it's just called the "hip". The front and back of your hip would be the waist.
@clarebuxton90669 жыл бұрын
If a tree falls in the woods respect yourself.
@StephJ0seph3 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked that little tune in the beginning there @1:32 The only thing I would change is for the last verse to say, "But it's the 1950s so nobody gives a shit." So that it can rhyme with the previous line
@SHAZPEREZ10 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the uploads of bill
@jesshadfield62049 жыл бұрын
Bill's a comedian. Don't take this stuff seriously. If you don't have tattoos, whatever. If you do, whatever. If someone judges you for having or not having them, they're a piece of shit and not worth your time.
@williamwallace37809 жыл бұрын
If you can take the praise you should be able to take the criticism. When people say "omgz i love your tattoo, you have such good taste" do you say "Fuck off, don't judge me to have good taste: I might have picked this at random on a drunken night out." No? Why not?
@jesshadfield62049 жыл бұрын
William Wallace "omgz i love your tattoo, you have such good taste" -No one ever.
@williamwallace37809 жыл бұрын
Jess Hadfield So what you're saying is no one gives you positive attention for tattoos, only negative attention? Then that's quite a masochistic gesture. You could instead pay someone to flog that spot on your body and it wouldn't leave a permanent mark.
@jesshadfield62049 жыл бұрын
William Wallace So what you're saying is that when someone eventually says "omgz i love your tattoo, you have such good taste", it'll give other people permission to go "omgz i hate your tattoo, you should jump off something really tall" or something equally as exaggerated and unlikely?
@williamwallace37809 жыл бұрын
Jess Hadfield What are you even talking about? I am saying no living person getting a tattoo does not know that there can be negative consequences. I'm saying deal with them, stop bitching. You want the "cool factor" right? Didn't that cool factor come from people that didn't care what others thought getting tattoos? So stop whining that people don't like your tattoos: you're kind of bringing the whole act down.
@mbuvito11 ай бұрын
“I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believe in neither, but fear them as well.” Tattoo artist had to be cracking tf up 😅
@mattsmith17054 жыл бұрын
"Ah that ones written in French, so you know its pretentious" 😂😂
@HarrisonRocks11 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering, the quote he is referring to is "It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves" which is an abbreviation from Julius Ceasar, not the guy but the Shakespeare play and it's a sloppy edit of the actual line: "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." Which is from a scene where Brutus expresses his belief that the fate of oneself cannot be changed in the face of insurmountable odds. It's a good quote just done poorly.
@trje2465 жыл бұрын
-"I am enough the way I am"- ... SO I got a tattoo. :oD
@gothivore2772 жыл бұрын
“ established in _______” < insert year
@philorgneopolotin87623 жыл бұрын
Wow good ol’ billy blue balls should teach an anatomy class lmao
@Preacherpreachhh6 жыл бұрын
“This bitch is deep” after looking at the tattoo 👌 funniest joke of they year
@bastiangustavsen31685 жыл бұрын
6.17 The first lyric to Doin The Cockroach by Modest Mouse hahaha
@jakemortinson33105 жыл бұрын
The "i was in heaven, i was in hell, believe in neither, but fear them as well" is a modest mouse lyric.
@Nillon246 жыл бұрын
Lol at "I listened to the bray of my heart.....I am, I am, I am." I think that might be the funniest shit I've ever heard!
@thecourierNCR8 жыл бұрын
Lol "squibbly squib squabbly doos"
@rusroyce9 жыл бұрын
I'm on a MMPC video purgatory, and i gotta say i love when he cuts them out too jokes
@letsgobrandon1365 жыл бұрын
Fall down 7 times get up 8? Sounds like my field sobriety test lmao
@CO1GEE3 жыл бұрын
Lol tge way he asked "is this bombing" was so sincere...
@chriscampbell43449 жыл бұрын
I wonder what people in the fifties would have thought if they knew that half a decade in the future, everyone wanted to look like an ex-con?
@brucesmith5966 жыл бұрын
Chris Campbell I don’t think it happened in 5 years lol
@vlopez0786 жыл бұрын
In the fifties people drank from separate water fountains so who cares what those old bastards would think
@nickdipaolofan59485 жыл бұрын
@@vlopez078 yeah, and other people from that era fought for civil rights, so maybe some of them we should listen to.
@jemimahkendall65794 жыл бұрын
@@vlopez078 so screw your grandmother
@hahahaha-ut6ir4 жыл бұрын
@@nickdipaolofan5948 and you think the people who fought for civil rights give a fuck about tattoos?
@ultimat3pwnag315 жыл бұрын
3:48 "shall we." I'm fuckin dead
@thusoselebi16085 жыл бұрын
this guy kills me every time 😂😂
@omegajesus976 жыл бұрын
3:17 "Damn. This bitch is deep!" 😂😂 you had me ill Bill! Laughed the fuck out loud. Twice.
@The-D-Hoyt8 жыл бұрын
I been saying since 91' that I think I'm going to be the last person without a tattoo. I actually came close a few times, would be with a friend that was getting one, and would think "why not? it just a little tat", then come to my senses. That whole grunge movement of 90s, I couldn't go a day without a chick or dude I knew or worked with wanting to show me a new tattoo or piercing. But my thoughts were/are basically the same. If I don't mark myself, then I'm the odd one out, and I feel fine with that.
@dannyd10985 жыл бұрын
haha this was an amazing rant
@rubbersole7911 жыл бұрын
"I do what the voices in my wifes head tell me to do....."
@IAMBENNYBLANCO.8 жыл бұрын
This is freakin' hilarious LOL. #tattoofree
@iracoover288111 жыл бұрын
lol this is great!!
@habibullah610able10 жыл бұрын
Bill is the Man! Lol I have this rant about tattoos too
@Steface524 жыл бұрын
In-fa-nite! Too funny!!
@Xalgucennia11 жыл бұрын
I think the line is from Shakespeare "It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves."
@sigurdh.s83205 жыл бұрын
«Is this bonbing?» lmao
@carlosmachado7067 Жыл бұрын
Spent 10 minutes shitting on people with tattoos and ended with "know what, dont listen to me". Classic Bill.
@kenmount2944 жыл бұрын
I just love that one about falling down 7 times and getting up 8. It's not even possible but hey, if it makes you feel better tattoo incorrect mathmatics on your body then more power to ya! LOL!
@7Be5 жыл бұрын
"I was in heaven, I was in hell/believed in neither but feared them as well" is actually a pretty cool modest mouse lyric. Still corny to get tattooed on yourself though.
@bigh79722 жыл бұрын
Billy baggins, they have tattoos written on their bodies so guys are reading and contemplating the meaning of life so perhaps they will last a little longer while they are doing the deed.
@Orenoryori5 жыл бұрын
"Take a chance, Columbus did!"
@faciality5 жыл бұрын
ball in the socket? ball in the joint? the shoulder i think? 😂😂
@Timberhawk8 жыл бұрын
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”