We are rapidly approaching the month of June which means it's SEQUELATHON time, do let me know in the comments what video you feel deserves a part 2!
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@annam.51072 ай бұрын
Most of these sound like trigger phrases for sleeper agents
@Matt_Rose2 ай бұрын
"Hannah Montana" "I see..." agent tersely closes a briefcase and strides into the snow.
@smashthesubscribebutton2 ай бұрын
The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that the state of entropy of the entire universe, as an isolated system, will always increase over time. The second law also states that the changes in the entropy in the universe can never be negative. Introduction Why is it that when you leave an ice cube at room temperature, it begins to melt? Why do we get older and never younger? And, why is it whenever rooms are cleaned, they become messy again in the future? Certain things happen in one direction and not the other, this is called the "arrow of time" and it encompasses every area of science. The thermodynamic arrow of time (entropy) is the measurement of disorder within a system. Denoted as ΔS , the change of entropy suggests that time itself is asymmetric with respect to order of an isolated system, meaning: a system will become more disordered, as time increases. Major players in developing the Second Law Nicolas Léonard Sadi Carnot was a French physicist, who is considered to be the "father of thermodynamics," for he is responsible for the origins of the Second Law of Thermodynamics, as well as various other concepts. The current form of the second law uses entropy rather than caloric, which is what Sadi Carnot used to describe the law. Caloric relates to heat and Sadi Carnot came to realize that some caloric is always lost in the motion cycle. Thus, the thermodynamic reversibility concept was proven wrong, proving that irreversibility is the result of every system involving work. Rudolf Clausius was a German physicist, and he developed the Clausius statement, which says "Heat generally cannot flow spontaneously from a material at a lower temperature to a material at a higher temperature." William Thompson, also known as Lord Kelvin, formulated the Kelvin statement, which states "It is impossible to convert heat completely in a cyclic process." This means that there is no way for one to convert all the energy of a system into work, without losing energy. Constantin Carathéodory, a Greek mathematician, created his own statement of the second low arguing that "In the neighborhood of any initial state, there are states which cannot be approached arbitrarily close through adiabatic changes of state." Probabilities If a given state can be accomplished in more ways, then it is more probable than the state that can only be accomplished in a fewer/one way. Assume a box filled with jigsaw pieces were jumbled in its box, the probability that a jigsaw piece will land randomly, away from where it fits perfectly, is very high. Almost every jigsaw piece will land somewhere away from its ideal position. The probability of a jigsaw piece landing correctly in its position, is very low, as it can only happened one way. Thus, the misplaced jigsaw pieces have a much higher multiplicity than the correctly placed jigsaw piece, and we can correctly assume the misplaced jigsaw pieces represent a higher entropy. Derivation and Explanation To understand why entropy increases and decreases, it is important to recognize that two changes in entropy have to considered at all times. The entropy change of the surroundings and the entropy change of the system itself. Given the entropy change of the universe is equivalent to the sums of the changes in entropy of the system and surroundings. According to the equation, when the entropy decreases and enthalpy increases the free energy change, ΔG , is positive and not spontaneous, and it does not matter what the temperature of the system is. Temperature comes into play when the entropy and enthalpy both increase or both decrease. The reaction is not spontaneous when both entropy and enthalpy are positive and at low temperatures, and the reaction is spontaneous when both entropy and enthalpy are positive and at high temperatures. The reactions are spontaneous when the entropy and enthalpy are negative at low temperatures, and the reaction is not spontaneous when the entropy and enthalpy are negative at high temperatures. Because all spontaneous reactions increase entropy, one can determine if the entropy changes according to the spontaneous nature of the reaction (Equation \( ef{8}). Solution By simply viewing the reaction one can determine that the reaction increases in the number of moles, so the entropy increases. Now all one has to do is to figure out the enthalpy of the reaction. The enthalpy is positive, because covalent bonds are broken. When covalent bonds are broken energy is absorbed, which means that the enthalpy of the reaction is positive. Another way to determine if enthalpy is positive is to to use the formation data and subtract the enthalpy of the reactants from the enthalpy of the products to calculate the total enthalpy. So, if the temperature is low it is probable that ΔH is more than T∗ΔS , which means the reaction is not spontaneous. If the temperature is large then T∗ΔS will be larger than the enthalpy, which means the reaction is spontaneous. Solution One may have to calculate the enthalpy of the reaction, but in this case it is given. If the enthalpy is negative then the reaction is exothermic. Now one must find if the entropy is greater than zero to answer the question. Using the entropy of formation data and the enthalpy of formation data, one can determine that the entropy of the reaction is -42.1 J/K and the enthalpy is -41.2 kJ. Because both enthalpy and entropy are negative, the spontaneous nature varies with the temperature of the reaction. The temperature would also determine the spontaneous nature of a reaction if both enthalpy and entropy were positive. When the reaction occurs at a low temperature the free energy change is also negative, which means the reaction is spontaneous. However, if the reaction occurs at high temperature the reaction becomes nonspontaneous, for the free energy change becomes positive when the high temperature is multiplied with a negative entropy as the enthalpy is not as large as the product. Only after calculating the enthalpy and entropy of the reaction is it possible for one can answer the question. The enthalpy of the reaction is calculated to be -53.84 kJ, and the entropy of the reaction is 101.7 J/K. Unlike the previous two examples, the temperature has no affect on the spontaneous nature of the reaction. If the reaction occurs at a high temperature, the free energy change is still negative, and ΔG is still negative if the temperature is low. Looking at the formula for spontaneous change one can easily come to the same conclusion, for there is no possible way for the free energy change to be positive. Hence, the reaction is spontaneous at all temperatures. Application of the Second Law The second law occurs all around us all of the time, existing as the biggest, most powerful, general idea in all of science. Explanation of Earth's Age When scientists were trying to determine the age of the Earth during 1800s they failed to even come close to the value accepted today. They also were incapable of understanding how the earth transformed. Lord Kelvin, who was mentioned earlier, first hypothesized that the earth's surface was extremely hot, similar to the surface of the sun. He believed that the earth was cooling at a slow pace. Using this information, Kelvin used thermodynamics to come to the conclusion that the earth was at least twenty million years, for it would take about that long for the earth to cool to its current state. Twenty million years was not even close to the actual age of the Earth, but this is because scientists during Kelvin's time were not aware of radioactivity. Even though Kelvin was incorrect about the age of the planet, his use of the second law allowed him to predict a more accurate value than the other scientists at the time. Evolution and the Second Law Some critics claim that evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics, because organization and complexity increases in evolution. However, this law is referring to isolated systems only, and the earth is not an isolated system or closed system. This is evident for constant energy increases on earth due to the heat coming from the sun. So, order may be becoming more organized, the universe as a whole becomes more disorganized for the sun releases energy and becomes disordered. This connects to how the second law and cosmology are related, which is explained well in the video below.
@MelodiTheMess2 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose LMAO
@DisBuilder2 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose you are hot
@16.microphone2 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose GELP
@krispykreme51252 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but “pop a wheelie” is quite possibly the funniest thing you could say to someone on a unicycle 😭 i wheezed
@howdoipickaname98152 ай бұрын
69th like
@xDmakc2 ай бұрын
Weezered
@Wowkanye2 ай бұрын
I just got to that as I read this
@blackcatpoe47162 ай бұрын
Well, they're technically already doing the wheelie.🤷♀️
@ianweckhorst32002 ай бұрын
Did you know that Teflon is partly made by hydrofuoric acid and chloroform
@gosha3052 ай бұрын
Clearly, these are all just idle lines from NPCs who's quest you haven't unlocked yet.
@Theory_O_Gravity2 ай бұрын
"greetings traveller"
@YourWaywardDestiny2 ай бұрын
Your quest for the "You're BORING!" lady is basically just Skyrim's Sanguine quest where you meet her in a bar and she has a bottle you can share if you're stupid enough to take alcohol from crazed randos.
@jelenasehovac36402 ай бұрын
@@Theory_O_Gravity HUH- HOW IS UR COMMENT 12 MINUTES AGO WHENTHIS VIDEO IS 6 MINTUES AGO AND THIS COMMENT IS 4 MINTUES AGO??????????????????
@ArsonIsAmazing_2 ай бұрын
@@jelenasehovac3640Because why not
@elm6252 ай бұрын
HOW THE HELL IS YOUR COMMENT 28 AGO??? THE VIDEO IS 21 MINUTES AGO????
@reharm_reality2 ай бұрын
As someone with a psychotic disorder, I absolutely know I've done this before. A guy caught me staring through the mirror at a baseball park once and made some comment about vanity, and I fully went, "no, I'm just trying to figure out how to get back in." Another time a lady slowed down while I was walking by the road and asked if I was alright or if I needed a ride somewhere, and I was like "nah, as long as I don't look at him I'll be fine." No one with me, of course. "him" in this case was a black ball of void following me, trying to get into my soul through my eyes.
@crazyalabamaguy4970Ай бұрын
Schizophrenia? I mean no disrespect btw, so sorry if you don't have it, I know some people who do tho. Anyways sorry again.
@TillisIsGoneАй бұрын
This is unhinged and funny for absolutely no reason, yet I do it too, my sister came to my bedroom while I was standing on my bed and asked me what I wanted for dinner, I said 'back in the ceiling, now' I have no idea why, it just HAPPENED
@фдфАй бұрын
@@crazyalabamaguy4970 pretty sure psychotic disorders can similarly cause delusions and hallucinations
@flakky55Ай бұрын
I cannot wait when I have to go out and do boring adult life things and will be able to just say these sorts of things without fear of trouble anymore :)
@myfartsАй бұрын
@@flakky55Wait I can do those things now???
@CommenterMr9222 ай бұрын
Being called a "suitable landing pad" sounds like both a compliment and an insult to anyone who's a pushover.
@user-oc5qq8hd7z2 ай бұрын
The “kissed by an angel” guy was 100% casting a spell
@Infernum-02 ай бұрын
HMMMMMMM
@darthrosinathedumbass2 ай бұрын
either this guy's guardian angel, or a wizard
@AidenHere2 ай бұрын
YOURE A WIZARD DUMBLEDORE!
@v_salat2 ай бұрын
Dota 2 Omniknight Ulti be like
@KawaiiFireMoon2 ай бұрын
No no no he actually was kissed by an angel waiting for the bus so that he could say that in a daze to this twerp so he wouldn't die and would do something cool instead like make tasty edibles rocks yum
@rubywest51662 ай бұрын
Someone randomly asking "Have you ever been stabbed" is absolutely a prelude to finding out what it's like to be stabbed
@MmmHuggles2 ай бұрын
yeah I took that as them about to get stabbed
@Halbidiot2 ай бұрын
Same thought. Just in case you wanna find out. Try once, know how it is for the rest of your life
@krispykreme51252 ай бұрын
my natural instinct for some reason is to reply “what, you haven’t?”
@Halbidiot2 ай бұрын
@@krispykreme5125 what, have you?? Guess now I have to do it too
@colin_the_protogen2 ай бұрын
gives me the same vibes as something along the lines of of "just doing a quick survey, do you think you can defend yourself against an armed mugger?" "no" "good, (pulls out gun from behind clipboard) gimme all your money"
@WiLSeraph2 ай бұрын
I was stood in the queue in a Tesco once and the guy in front of me turned round and said "Strangers are cool.. except the ones in Tesco, they're weird" He then proceeded to put his shopping basket on the floor, still full of stuff, and then just walked out the shop
@sylentnova2 ай бұрын
I guess he wasn't wrong?
@gammaboost2 ай бұрын
and he didn't pay? lol
@WiLSeraph2 ай бұрын
@@gammaboost he abandoned his shopping on the floor and left without it, yeah
@gammaboost2 ай бұрын
@@WiLSeraph oh wait i somehow misread the comment lol
@zero-dv5cvАй бұрын
he decided it was worth it
@Ali-mv3jc2 ай бұрын
Some very aggravated woman on the bus kept screaming "Merry Christmas!" at people. I responded with "and a happy New year to you" and she told me she loved me and then she sat down normally for the rest of the bus journey.
@h.c.492 ай бұрын
Was it Christmas?
@Ali-mv3jc2 ай бұрын
@@h.c.49it was may
@hidinginyourcloset2 ай бұрын
She was just excited for Christmas in July... 2 months early.
@JokersD0ll2 ай бұрын
@@Ali-mv3jcprobably a lady with a mental condition e.g early dementia. Or she’s just stupid
@g-ray4088Ай бұрын
@@hidinginyourcloset wild ENA pfp spotted
@juxtra61132 ай бұрын
I once had an older woman approach me and compliment my hair. She then proceeded to say "You redheaded people are going to take over the world someday. When you do, just remember I was nice to you, okay?" My hair is brown.
@catsungdae2 ай бұрын
this one is so fucking funny to me for some reason 😭 i just love silly old ladies
@juxtra61132 ай бұрын
@@catsungdae Oh, I have plenty more where that came from. I used to work at an estate-turned-public-garden, and we attracted all sorts of eccentric types.
@ZoruaLightning2 ай бұрын
@@juxtra6113please provide more stories!
@syedarizvi72902 ай бұрын
@@juxtra6113 please share
@aceholepictures2 ай бұрын
@@juxtra6113 More then, please!
@bonkkus2 ай бұрын
Some lady came up to me and said, "gingers burn easily, yeah?" I thought she was talking about sunburns and I'm a ginger so I was like, "oh yeah, definetly." She continued, "The gingers they burn and peel my skin off to make more gingers. It burns really bad." "Oh. Oh okay." "Are you American?" "Yeah." "You don't sound American." Then the light turned and I crossed the street. If I had known that our practice as gingers to make more gingers was hurting this lady I would have stopped. Glad she told me.
@RewindT1MEАй бұрын
LMAO??? Who would've thought that our quest to make more gingers would cause harm to the non-gingers. Ah well, the ends justify the means.
@DinosaurNick18 күн бұрын
@@RewindT1ME No wonder gingers are so rare lol
@RKNGL2 ай бұрын
I received a dental x-ray before going under for surgery. The last thing remember before I went under was the surgeon pointing at the X-Ray of my head and unhingedly saying: “What a big and Beautiful Brain you have.” then laughing like a maniacally as I faded out.
@IceBucket97Ай бұрын
my orthodontist said my lower teeth are cute
@SugarbirdyOvOАй бұрын
I think being a dentist changes a person.
@RKNGLАй бұрын
@antarctic2 I did get kind of mad scientist vibes from that lady.
@CandlemancerАй бұрын
@@SugarbirdyOvO is that why so many of them like to shoot lions?
@-candylovesans-9 күн бұрын
i think that's just a surgeon thing, they say the silliest things as you're about to go under. This happened when I had an ear surgery, and my surgeon just kept telling me unhinged dad jokes until i passed out.
@A_super_creative_name2 ай бұрын
“God left you with the default settings” I’ve literally never spoken to this man before :(
@echointhedark222 ай бұрын
Oh my god that one is amazing
@not_estains2 ай бұрын
gonna tell this to my friend who looks like everybody
@Halbidiot2 ай бұрын
Damn.
@Swift_Lemon2 ай бұрын
@@not_estainsoh my god that’s brutal 😂
@lpnvgaming52362 ай бұрын
dude you got absolutely decimated by a random guy
@RalphExists2 ай бұрын
I feel like this whole genre is just an average British conversation past 10 pm
@jelenasehovac36402 ай бұрын
yay- a fellow scp fan!!! :D
@ZestyScreaming2 ай бұрын
Can confirm. yes.
@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH2 ай бұрын
Least acoustic British conversion: Ok guys please stop getting angry now I am autistic, alright? Has the issue been resolved now you spoke to a trusted adult? Okay then.
@RalphExists2 ай бұрын
@@jelenasehovac3640 yessir
@Alex-On-VR2 ай бұрын
@@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH .-.
@harptastic2 ай бұрын
I will never forget the time a very clearly drunk man came up to me and said, "Elon Musk sleeps on the manufacturing floor quite often." I still don't know what to think
@vulpes122Ай бұрын
elon musk did say that as a boast, he was sleeping on the tesla factory floors at some point. So that's legit.
@user-burnerАй бұрын
@@vulpes122yeah but elon musk said it so I reckon its just a lie
@galactoman5503Ай бұрын
@@vulpes122 yeah ig in the MKBHD interview
@cdru515Ай бұрын
Well, if a drunk man said it, it's clearly true
@Kitty-the-Bunny2 ай бұрын
Once when I was a kid, a random older boy skateboarded past me at the park and yelled "TURKEY SANDWICH!" in an insulting tone. I was just baffled and amused and I told my best friend about it; later he passed by again while we were playing on the swings and she yelled "JELLY DONUT!" at him
@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH2 ай бұрын
"Powerful stream" sounds like a fucking intense urinating scene in a fighting anime
@UtmostWhimsical2 ай бұрын
Imaginary technique: Powerful stream
@rumo10862 ай бұрын
You have yet to face the fury of my ultimate prostate attack!
@dfquartzidn61512 ай бұрын
Yeah, sounds like a technique from Baki
@spaceacepl46362 ай бұрын
"my piss-fu is stronger"
@Cheesy_332 ай бұрын
*Bloody Stream*
@Jarfig2 ай бұрын
A guy aggressively clapped at me and said "HUMANS ARE HUMANS." in a Walmart, once
@Sqwidiot2 ай бұрын
they ain't wrong
@totalcomputerdependency2 ай бұрын
People are people so why should it be You and I should get along so awfully I don’t understand What makes a man Hate another man Help me understand
@glamethyst91442 ай бұрын
Sounds like Walmart as usual.
@gothnerd8872 ай бұрын
Sounds like something from a KZbin Poop
@Sqwidiot2 ай бұрын
@@totalcomputerdependency based (maybe?)
@zaeliyen2 ай бұрын
a few years back i was at a LAN party and walked past this guy i'd never seen before that was sat with some of my older LAN buddies and he just stops me and goes "do you think lemons and limes look alike?" or something along those lines he immediately got recruited into my current LAN clan and has since become a core member. one of the soundest guys ive ever met, too. legend
@DarkSummervids2 ай бұрын
a few weeks ago i was maybe 5th in line at the thrift store and the cashier called down the line of people to me specifically and said "are you goku or vegeta?" and I went "uhh I don't know man" and a minute later he called to me again and said "you look like you have anxiety."
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit2 ай бұрын
I mean, not a stranger, but one time a guy called me an "NPC". I then proceeded to look him directly in the eye without blinking and said "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee" and proceeded to walk against the wall wilst looking at him. He was visibly confused. He did not know what an NPC actually was. That phrase was then the only thing I ever said to him. Everytime I saw him, I did this exact same thing.
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit2 ай бұрын
Also, one time I made a comment under a random youtube video saying "you sound like you've eaten a potato before. Potato eater lmfao"
@HowDolDeleteAChannel2 ай бұрын
Brilliant, just got into skyrim so it's nice to get the refrence.
@durdleduc85202 ай бұрын
insane how the term "NPC" is so pervasive now people don't even know what it means.
@HowDolDeleteAChannel2 ай бұрын
@@durdleduc8520 yeah, I imagine people who would use such would at least know what it means? It confuses me.
@spugintrntl2 ай бұрын
The only correct response.
@AceLikesCrows2 ай бұрын
The "today or tomorrow?" person sounds like someone trying out their time machine.
@The1andonlyAbber2 ай бұрын
Or maybe they were asking for the time of an event rather than the current time
@vickypedia13082 ай бұрын
My best guess is they were asking "AM or PM?" but they forgot the words so they improvised
@Unikay2 ай бұрын
Yea, I was thinking they were asking them when some special thing was happening. But instead of their friend replying, some stranger did and they said "what day?" Before they realized.
@xe89052 ай бұрын
@@vickypedia1308That would be equally as confusing, it's literally a night and day difference
@lonestarr14902 ай бұрын
@@xe8905 Never underestimate how drunk one can get.
@emmahealy48632 ай бұрын
My phone froze on "then just proceeded to starred at me" and I thought it was part of the video. Like I was imagining Matt Rose staring at me.
@UhOhItsDorianАй бұрын
As a teenager I was so mentally ill I’d say and do (admittedly mostly harmless) things as they came to me just to feel alive. I was on the tube and a guy sat down next to me. I overheard him mention what stop he was getting off, and so I waited until about thirty seconds before getting there to turn to him and ask, “do you ever wonder if you’re actually the only consciousness in the universe?” He gave me a look of such sincere resignation and eventually said, “these are the kind of questions I try not to think about every day.” And then exited the train and my life forever. I sometimes wonder if he still remembers it.
@Tbramblet2 ай бұрын
I once asked a short white lady, "Has anyone ever told you you like JUST LIKE Shaq? Because you don't, so that would be really weird." and then scurried out of the Walmart like an imp
@guerrierhache84912 ай бұрын
But why
@Fnafiac2 ай бұрын
You seem like an interesting person
@lesigh34102 ай бұрын
@@FnafiacI wanna be friends with him
@ChromaticGlasses2 ай бұрын
@@guerrierhache8491 Because why not. That's a powerful philosophy in my opinion
@guerrierhache84912 ай бұрын
@@ChromaticGlasses based
@icetide94112 ай бұрын
Having every calves-related one line up just right so they all say "calves" at the same time was absolutely genius
@zpellet63262 ай бұрын
2:37
@greenboffygg58552 ай бұрын
seriously why has this happened to so many people I thought I was the only one
@icemasterpro2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that video with every "yo mama" synced
@reiianyt2 ай бұрын
People _really_ like nice calves, apparently. I ought to get more leg days in, it seems.
@jmjmjmjmjm52 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that one video of all the lego commercials simultaneously but the “hey” is synchronized
@PhoenixClank14 күн бұрын
Arriving in a small town and havin a local ask you "Do you have the means to kill a seagull?" is like meeting a questgiver NPC.
@the_real_tabby2 ай бұрын
Once an old man told me "hay stop you are walking too fast, you are making me tired" im still trying to figure out what he meant.
@Grayson-tk5hn2 ай бұрын
you gotta walk slower man we are getting tired
@BrandotisticАй бұрын
he was trying to follow you
@rodrodrodrodrod2 ай бұрын
"if you wanna protect llamas, you really ought to get a donkey" is a genuine tip by the way. Donkeys are pretty good at protecting animals like llamas from stuff like foxes and other possible threats to the sick or young
@Halbidiot2 ай бұрын
Good to know, thanks :)
@Iymarra2 ай бұрын
Came here to post this. Donkeys will rampage on stuff to protect 'the herd'
@Cowboy-crown2 ай бұрын
Yeah,, get a jack and a Jenny in a field of cattle and they’ll protect them from coyotes
@Halbidiot2 ай бұрын
@@grandmasteryoda6717 That's hard to hear. (But makes 2% you to an x-born Inca? Just asking, no offense) And cool with your llamas, really nice animals
@grimdarkmalarkey54022 ай бұрын
You can also use llamas to protect your alpacas! And you can use alpacas to protect your chickens!
@alex-fs9yt2 ай бұрын
"do you have the means to kill a seagull?" has similar random badass interdimensional vibes as "make the opaque deer clear"
@pockettots19452 ай бұрын
wait is this a danny reference?
@mm-qq7bbАй бұрын
Emergency frog situation
@manwhatdoiputhereАй бұрын
It makes more sense when you realise that this was in Scotland. Seagulls are menaces.
@Theanarchist2112Ай бұрын
make the opaque deer clear
@CandlemancerАй бұрын
@@manwhatdoiputhere I immediately interpreted as "Do you have the means to kill a seagull? Because you're gonna need one."
@lucianonunez-grinder94802 ай бұрын
"Hey what's that tiny spoon for?" "Cocaine" Conversation between my mom and some random women.
@bencenagy5459Ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@Lazy--Gamer2 ай бұрын
When I was at a store buying a new laptop, a guy came up to me and asked why I was getting a gaming laptop. I told him because I am a digital artist with tourettes so I draw at my computer but, will sometimes tic and slam my fist on it. When he heard the artist bit, he started going on about how cool that was and how I could go far in life and to "keep yo dream alive!". That quote was repeated after almost every encouraging sentence... he kept telling me to never give up and that I was truly inspirational with a "keep yo dream alive!" and he kept at it until the freaking store started closing! So I had to wrap it up for him and pay for my laptop but he gave me one last "Keep yo dream alive!" I never forgot about that man.
@alarmy521113 күн бұрын
Keep yo dream alive!
@hughcaldwell103412 күн бұрын
Oh jeeze. I'm blind and get this kind of crap all the time. People seem to think that just going to the shops must require a relentlessly positive outlook for me and a herculean effort of will.
@mustafah61502 ай бұрын
"Have you ever seen a *doorknob* ?" before walking away, for a solid 4 seconds before getting tripped over, BY HIS OWN SHOELACE.
@colin_the_protogen2 ай бұрын
he's just an AI in training, give him a few hundred more generations and he'd be asking if you like wooden doors and wouldn't trip over his shoelace until he's out of your sight
@amandapanda50872 ай бұрын
@@colin_the_protogenYeah
@InventorZahran2 ай бұрын
Hoist by his own petard!
@xislomega2422 ай бұрын
The guy tripping balls and seeing people's names and the old man "kissed by an angel" are the best stories of the video, hands down.
@aylen70622 ай бұрын
The best thing for me is he got the name right. He might have thought he had a genuine power and got validated.
@Flesh_Wizard2 ай бұрын
Bro opened the game console 💀
@Logitah2 ай бұрын
I guess that angel's kiss was given to the OP as well because simply thinking of that phrase saved their life.
@vivienschiele2 ай бұрын
I think this just proves the death note has fallen to earth.
@bobalicous77432 ай бұрын
Do NOT let the guy who can see people’s names get the death note
@Queen.Of.Part.2s2 ай бұрын
Random kid at a park: " *DO YOU LIKE BUTTER?* " * smashes buttercup into my chin * He then proceeded to tell me that my chin had little chinchillas on it...
@lemon_kid45272 ай бұрын
I once was with my friends during a school day, a sweet old lady came up to us and said to me "You'd be a good journalist. You talk a lot." One of my now ex friends said to me "Oh, so you can talk alot of shit and make stuff up!" and the lady said "Oh no, they (in refering to me) knows what they're talking about." She then talked about how she wanted to be a journalist when she was younger but her dad made her be a lawyer. I hope she's living the best life :) Also, another old lady came up to me as I was helping a friend who had fallen over and got a cut on her knee, the old lady said "You look just like me when I was younger." and then said something else (which I can't remember) before walking away
@Falkflip2 ай бұрын
I was once watching a hedgehog waddle across the street and some old guy came up to me, pointed at the hedgehog with an outstretched arm and declared in a very serious voice: "There is the animal!"
@STARVAs1322 ай бұрын
e g g m a n
@Edward-cb5fc2 ай бұрын
Yes, indeed it is
@airconditionedBreeze2 ай бұрын
@@STARVAs132No, it's E.G.G.M.A.N
@STARVAs1322 ай бұрын
@@airconditionedBreeze Crackin' Eggs
@TearfulZorua2 ай бұрын
You met Dr. Robotnik, and he was definitely mad at that hedgehog.
@Sprite_thefilmnerd2 ай бұрын
I outside my local Tesco express with my dog, when an old Scottish man came up to me and just said “what the fuck is a churro” in the most casual voice imaginable before he just kept on walking
@BlackFiresong2 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing imagining this 😂😂😂
@AverageBreastMilkEnjoyer2 ай бұрын
Easy Question. They're Mexican Flavor Sticks.
@ceazclair1372 ай бұрын
Well did you answer him?
@marianxendor39742 ай бұрын
Man I love churros
@Sprite_thefilmnerd2 ай бұрын
@@ceazclair137 I tried but I was so confused that he walked away before I could tell him
@philosotree58769 күн бұрын
"Learn to f*cking car" Is my new favorite road rage insult.
@myzok13702 ай бұрын
One time I was on a walk with my mom, two girls with one guy in their 20s were walking past us. Just as the guy passed me I heard him say to the two girls: "hey, do you have any childhood trauma?" with a wide smile in a very cheerful voice
@birdbrainz692 ай бұрын
an old man in a thrift store once shouted at me, completely unprompted "never join the army! once they say you're guilty, you're GUILTY!!"
@comradewindowsill42532 ай бұрын
...noted
@flamboyant_wolf2 ай бұрын
You can't even commit inhumane atrocities without being labeled as a "war criminal" these days, smh my head.
@grandmasteryoda67172 ай бұрын
he must have quite the story
@user-cr6cx6mw9f2 ай бұрын
@@flamboyant_wolfis that a reference to an other matt rose vid, or do you not know that smh means shacking my head?
@joescraft1232 ай бұрын
@@user-cr6cx6mw9fi don’t wanna be that guy but it’s a joke
@mistformsquirrel2 ай бұрын
The "you walk like a foreigner' thing just makes me assume the OP was doing the "Walk like an Egyptian" dance as the proceeded about their day
@ZirayaAlex2 ай бұрын
Aaaand now that song will be stuck in my head for the next few days.
@pollypocket27432 ай бұрын
maybe they were walking normally BUT they were in Egypt, so they were obviously not walking like an Egyptian
@grimreaper69392 ай бұрын
@@ZirayaAlexWalk like an Egyptian
@azhdarchidae662 ай бұрын
asian hitman
@KishinAubreyАй бұрын
this is like in tomodachi life when a mii gets a letter asking to meet them on the roof
@dream_walker9726Ай бұрын
as someone with tics who has ABSOLUTELY said something outlandish like this, i’m so sorry😭
@user-pt1re4qp1rАй бұрын
These interactions can make the greyest day stand out, no need to apologise dude
@imperatorpeashoter43522 ай бұрын
Me in store thinking what to buy my friend for a birthday. Looking at crowbars. Guy comes to me. "I see you're also a burglar"
@syedarizvi72902 ай бұрын
.... scary
@laavv2 ай бұрын
LMAOOOO
@ryanbauman89662 ай бұрын
911
@FoxerGaming2 ай бұрын
The real question is why you were looking at crowbars to buy for your friends birthday
@imperatorpeashoter43522 ай бұрын
@@FoxerGaming I was considering it a good birthday present
@clamsoapman2 ай бұрын
I once yelled "Hey loser!" at a complete stranger on a bike bc I thought it was my friend. He turned to look at me, wrecked into large concrete sphere, and flew forward over the handlebars, landing on his back. I was young, stupid, and embarassed so I just ran away. I think about it all the time and how traumatic of a memory it could be for him
@eineperson98492 ай бұрын
Bro started his villain arc
@grimreaper69392 ай бұрын
The next supervillain will be because of you
@Itz-NotWARTHURITH2 ай бұрын
If he goes supervillain mode I am entering my villain arc (I hope) to help him
@Danka422 ай бұрын
He proved you right 😂
@GuilhermeMichel2 ай бұрын
I'm laughing so much wtf
@Arabee_AI2 ай бұрын
I was in the shower at 1:42 PM today, thinking about the memes I was looking at on Pinterest earlier on, and I recalled one I saw about a post on Tumblr where someone was saying about a meme they came up with when they were high where people would put an image of a man drinking out of an oversized cup in his bed and say “LOL GET DRINKED”. I thought it sounded like the type of video you would make so I thought I’d mention it out of self satisfaction so that I can go to sleep knowing that I’ve indirectly suggested it 😌 Keep up the great content (makes me laugh every time lol) and I hope your wrist gets better :>
@username-pu2so2 ай бұрын
Some of these are just the sort of random thoughts and observations we all have but these people are brave enough to voice them.
@robthk2 ай бұрын
That last one is vile,like,not only did they get called boring by a random lady,but the lady gave enough of a frick to remember to say "still boring" way later,I don't think I could recover from that 💀
@mgthestrange90982 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t mind, I am boring.
@kaitlynwickham62372 ай бұрын
How boring could they be if that lady can't stop thinking about them? 🤔
@robthk2 ай бұрын
@@mgthestrange9098 Oh,I am too,very conscious about it,if someone I don't know comes saying that to me I would just think 1 of 2 things,either "damn,is it that obvious?" or "....I need to get a hobby"
@robthk2 ай бұрын
@@kaitlynwickham6237 I mean,that's true,but it also depends,is the lady's life crazy enough that they just so happen to be the most boring person they've seen? or does she just pick random people in places they frequent and say stuff like that to them? I'd like to think it's 1st one,but the 2nd is so much funnier,like a sort of batman that keeps tabs on all his villains only to roast the f out of them and call their gimmicks boring
@drenz15232 ай бұрын
I don't think they were called boring by the woman. I think the woman was referring to the building or whatever's related to it. Or maybe she did. That's some musical comedy type stuff.
@ForYour_aMUSEment2 ай бұрын
"you know, ive seen a red one, once!" -an excited old man, speaking to his wife, commenting on my blue hair as i walked by.
@professoryeetus89552 ай бұрын
that sounds cute :)
@ForYour_aMUSEment2 ай бұрын
@@professoryeetus8955 ja. It made me giggle lol.
@heather_foreather2 ай бұрын
Wholesome 😭
@rubolph19542 ай бұрын
wait thats actually kinda cute
@GayDemiDemiboy2 ай бұрын
That's truly beautiful lmao
@AlairrJCАй бұрын
The way he said calves so many times at once, is truly poetic
@Dovahkiin278392 ай бұрын
the dude talking about the Teflon pan was actually right tho, pans with nonstick coating are toxic to birds
@mastermarkus53075 күн бұрын
Don't know why you'd have one near the other, though.
@beek.48602 ай бұрын
Once I had a random guy walking past me and two friends on the street in Cincinnati do a double take at us and go "Man, you ugly." before continuing on his way. We argued for at least half an hour about which one of us he meant.
@spaceacepl46362 ай бұрын
maybe he was talking about all of you, who knows
@Sheet_music_eater2 ай бұрын
Of course it was Cincinnati
@beek.48602 ай бұрын
@@spaceacepl4636 There were three of us and I have my suspicions about which one he meant.
@spaceacepl46362 ай бұрын
@@beek.4860 my mistake then maybe he was talking about the THREE of you because of the way the english language works
@Dobt2 ай бұрын
he didnt actually mean it, he just wanted to stir up some chaos in the group.
@obvioustroll81812 ай бұрын
This has made me realize how often I've been the person who confuses the hell out of strangers
@finnybrooks80682 ай бұрын
Thinking the same thing. I’ve probably done this at least once…
@Logitah2 ай бұрын
I usually do it with random compliments. ❤😂
@Rayasauruss2 ай бұрын
I just said recently to a girl I was playing in sport that she looked familiar, and I thought it was pretty normal but she gave me the biggest side eye😭
@hiitehinen2 ай бұрын
You can't just say this and NOT give us some pearls of wisdom you've dropped!
@darianicoleta2 ай бұрын
@@Rayasaurussshe probably thought you were hitting on her
@enigmadrath17802 ай бұрын
I was once told on a train platform "You wear skin really well" .... Only reason I didn't freak out was because it was two in the afternoon and a bright, busy day with plenty of witnesses, but I still changed benches.
@JZStudiosonline26 күн бұрын
Was it draped, or more fitted?
@alarmy521113 күн бұрын
you met an alien that thought you were also an alien
@OmiEditsAlot2 ай бұрын
Someone walked up to me and said “I see dead people”, scared the crap out of me.
@ready.set.sports14 күн бұрын
Are you in this video? kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmqzeqiOp8lqosksi=pmR9nUzvUpc0Qi6D
@blooTalkoes13 күн бұрын
... Not Like Us
@OmiEditsAlot13 күн бұрын
@@blooTalkoes WAIT A DARN MINUTE.
@ready.set.sports13 күн бұрын
Are you in this video? kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmqzeqiOp8lqosksi=Y3f-4ZreOfzBmUQF
@ready.set.sports13 күн бұрын
Are you in Steezy Kane video called Not Like Us In Public
@johngellare35072 ай бұрын
Me and a buddy were looking at a litter of stray kittens, and some drunk dude walks up, looks directly at a kitten and says 'Holy fuck, look at all those rabbits!', before staggering away. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
@JokersD0ll2 ай бұрын
He’s not wrong.
@PastelLePandaАй бұрын
Same energy as “look at alllll those chickens”
@IcantchangemyhandlehelpАй бұрын
Baby rabbits are also called kittens so maybe he was making a joke haha
@mushroomy989924 күн бұрын
look at all those chickens
@pollypocket27432 ай бұрын
Once I was walking with my friend (who was wearing a puffy coat with the hood up since it was freezing) and this random guy smoking outside a store yells at her "HEY!! Is it cool if I hit on your girlfriend?" and followed that up with "Unless you guys are married, that is" .. first of all, I appreciate that he felt the need to ask permission (though apparently not MY permission). Second, he was 100% fine with hitting on someone's girlfriend, but he seemingly has endless respect for the institution of marriage and wouldn't dare make a move on another guy's wife
@edgaranalhoe76782 ай бұрын
Bro went „hey can I pet your dog if you are cool with that” but on a human being 💀
@trolleriffic2 ай бұрын
"Dude, your wife's really hot. Is she single?"
@desaug2 ай бұрын
@@trolleriffic HAH
@chriswest69882 ай бұрын
Maybe he wasn't going to hit on you if you were married, OR maybe he was just apologizing for mischaracterizing you if you were married. Like "is it cool if I hit on your girlfriend? Oh uh, unless you're married, in which case...is it cool if I hit on your wife?"
@fh90612 ай бұрын
Average italian
@DARKINBLADE.2 ай бұрын
That dog smoothie one was VILE.
@helpme73532 ай бұрын
when I was a kid I went on a Disney trip with my family, late one night we were taking the resort bus back to our hotel. it was just us and these two boys, either late teens or early twenties. I sat behind then and one of them turned to me and said something along the lines of "hey last night was crazy Huh Oliver?" and then nothing else, I never stopped thinking about it. Fast-forward two decades later, I am now a man, have crazy nights, and I am in fact named Oliver. Good on those guys for seeing the future ig.
@naan000Ай бұрын
they're time travellers
@loreleiloriestone91792 ай бұрын
I once held open the door for an elderly man with a cane, and he said, "You're a wonderful person." Highlight of my life, I think
@DCBfanboy2 ай бұрын
Yay ! :D Nice
@floramew2 ай бұрын
I once got home from grocery shopping and saw a soccer ball in the road next to my house, just on the other side of the elementary school playground fence. So, like, once I parked my car in my garage, ofc I went and got it, you know? But one of the kids saw me walking towards it and then more did and they got all excited, and one of them shouted "you're a legend!" after I'd thrown it back over and like. I didn't do it for praise, but it was nice to see these kids so pleased by something that cost me nothing.
@cactus27632 ай бұрын
I was in Greggs in Cardiff, a man walked up to the door, shouted "I love Greggs sausage rolls!" and walked away. We forever remember him as Cardiff sausage roll guy
@Matt_Rose2 ай бұрын
Tbf every time I have a Greggs sausage roll I am newly astonished at how good they are.
@smashthesubscribebutton2 ай бұрын
@@Matt_RoseAnswer please: Are you a British lad?
@LittleBodyBigrelationship2 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Roseme too they just give that weird happiness feeling
@andreyradchenko82002 ай бұрын
Proppa geezer.
@cactus27632 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose So good you have to shout through a doorway about how good they are
@Kinokoumori2 ай бұрын
Due to my autism I tend to mutter or quietly whisper my thoughts aloud. Today I was at work, pushing carriages and thinking about one of my OCs and his story. Unknowingly said out loud "Should I murder his sister?" Then promptly bumped into an elderly woman who had stopped to stare at me, horrified.
@macmadness5932Ай бұрын
2:40 making all of these sync at the word 'calves' was ingenues and hilarious. this is why im subbed to you.
@StarWolfE-gw6wc2 ай бұрын
I remember a student probably a year or two younger than me, walk up to me while I was waiting for my bus and just said "Asking for 20 cents is like asking for money" and walked away
@RuthlessDarknes52 ай бұрын
I mean.. it is like asking for money
@41-Haiku2 ай бұрын
@@RuthlessDarknes5 _Exactly_ like that, in fact.
@antguy31952 ай бұрын
Being called a 'suitable landing pad' seems like a pretty good confidence-booster, actually.
@bonecanoe862 ай бұрын
That's something a group of tiny aliens inside a fake human shell would say.
@spaceacepl46362 ай бұрын
i wonder what this actually meant though
@spugintrntl2 ай бұрын
@@spaceacepl4636 probably some new-age bullhonky if I had to guess.
@MajorStupid2 ай бұрын
Being large and flat is a confidence booster?
@SirCutRy2 ай бұрын
Sounds like recovering from a break-up or a divorce.
@ZedIsNotGaming9 күн бұрын
I'm convinced the "STILL BORING" woman did the first "you're BORING" at random, for no reason, then saw the guy again and thought "I'm gonna do the funniest thing"
@hidinginyourcloset2 ай бұрын
I LOVE people who make me question reality. Makes my day
@lyric9982 ай бұрын
I've had MULTIPLE people randomly come up and ask me "What flavor Koolaid did you use to dye your hair?" and were shocked to learn that I in fact, used hair dye to color it. Also when I went a nail salon for the first time, the worker stroked my hand and said "You need to come back so I can play with your skin." Its been a decade since that happened and I still think about it.
@Sonja1472 ай бұрын
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
@spugintrntl2 ай бұрын
So did you go back, or what?
@KelsieJG__they-them2 ай бұрын
Reverse for me... after I dyed my hair with Kool-Aid, I got a bunch of people asking me what dye / salon it was. Nope, just Kool-Aid with warm diluted vinegar lol
@flyinhigh76812 ай бұрын
were you getting hit on?
@thecrepeofdeath2 ай бұрын
@@flyinhigh7681either hit on, added to a serial killer's list, or getting the worst sales pitch for a spa treatment I've ever heard
@jackgotgamez2 ай бұрын
They “hey hold this. With a bag of carrots.” sounds like the perfect setup of an asdfmovie skit.
@MezephelesArt2 ай бұрын
"Hey hold this." 💣 "Thanks."
@-WMD-EdutainmentАй бұрын
The ,,i'm gonna stab you in the heart" singing was in itself an asdf movie bit lol
@peetah_gryffynАй бұрын
6:24 so does this one 😂
@FletchChokieboeАй бұрын
"would you like a cup of mucus?" high school is a nightmare
@PickleNick70082 ай бұрын
4:19 why is nobody talking about this 😭
@rumo10862 ай бұрын
Random hippie: "hey man you wanna chill with this catus?" *Holds out one of those little succulents in a tiny pot that he probably stole from Home Depot*
@DaviJohns2 ай бұрын
Did you chill with the cactus?
@IHateColorTheory2 ай бұрын
@@DaviJohns did they?
@sireffortlessgarbage79222 ай бұрын
Well, did you?
@TeaCupsTeaPots2 ай бұрын
i would've chilled with that cactus ngl
@dallyhall2 ай бұрын
You better have chilled with the cactus
@oliviaedits_Og2 ай бұрын
“Have you ever eaten a toilet brush?”
@Timimations2 ай бұрын
Relatable
@idunn2o2 ай бұрын
Has anyone actually done that?
@Glegh2 ай бұрын
Odd texture, after a few chews it goes away. Not much flavor. 4/10
@jpiggles91462 ай бұрын
yes its so mid btw
@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH2 ай бұрын
🚽🖌️
@UltraDestroya48Ай бұрын
The Bermuda trousers guy is definitely a time traveler. No exceptions.
@FlakeIsStinky2 ай бұрын
I remember being in line at a restaurant near a park with my grandparents. A Chinese man came past with a cage that held 3 rabbits, everyone at the cafe was admiring how cute they were before he yelled out “this is my dinner! :)” EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AND HE JUST RAN OFF WITH THESE RABBITS😭😭💔
@BlindStarLily2 ай бұрын
I have both been and experienced these types of people so many times in the past- Experience: I’m blind and make no effort to, ‘look sighted,’ while in public. I don’t wear sunglasses, but I walk with a long cane covered in reflective white paint, have visibly fucked up eyes and a slightly uncanny valley skull structure, stick beside walls most of the time and regularly feel around with my free hand to keep from bumping into stuff. I can’t explain how many people have come up to me out of nowhere and either asked a question about what being blind was like or just-“Are you really blind?” No, Kenneth, I’m doing empathy training /s Been: If I hear someone with a voice I like, I do everything in my power to pinpoint who they are so I can compliment them on it-
@HowDolDeleteAChannel2 ай бұрын
About been: That sounds like a confidence booster, how wholesome.
@aurenkleige2 ай бұрын
So wait, genuine curiosity here: how do you engage with a platform like KZbin that is partially visual, and how do you navigate it exactly? How does using a computer work in general? I get you have braille keyboards, but I'm having a hard time picturing how exactly you use the Internet while blind, and I'm genuinely curious about it.
@dasyoutubeklohauschen2 ай бұрын
@@aurenkleige i know ppl use screenreader programs and stuff like that. tho... i've heard getting through text that is like 70% emojis is a nightmare with that. many many skull emojis.
@CeruleanSeal2 ай бұрын
@@aurenkleige That's a great and reasonable question actually, and the answer is the beauty of modern technology! Most devices nowadays have voice-to-text features (though I suppose a braille keyboard isn't out of the question either) and there are screen reading applications out there to help navigate through other apps and videos. It's also why you see videos that narrate the footage in front of you to accomodate a blind audience.
@aurenkleige2 ай бұрын
@@CeruleanSeal Huh, that's pretty dope. Thanks for the insight there!
@Reac22 ай бұрын
I've been told "You walk like a video game character" I gave a confused look and they continued "I mean in like a cool way" I have no idea
@professoryeetus89552 ай бұрын
i say this to my family all the time
@rebel63012 ай бұрын
a friend of mine had this happen to them, strange times
@Ollie.H-232 ай бұрын
This morning, I was talking to my friend about this exact video and then a stranger walked up to me and said "I'm gonna skibidi touch you" freaked me the hell out
@Beta-gt7id2 ай бұрын
I was going to school with some other student, an old man approached and said: "It is coming". And made a hand gesture like "Wait👋" and went away
@yezumi2 ай бұрын
everytime i forget matt uploads on monday and when he does i am overwhelmed with joy
@zo66792 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the time I was hanging out in a book store with a service dog and a woman, completely unprompted, came up to me claiming to be a “dog psychic” and said that he was happy. Dog was wagging his tail.
@colin_the_protogen2 ай бұрын
Well, she probably wasn't wrong
@BOZMINE2 ай бұрын
holy hell how did she know that
@howdoipickaname98152 ай бұрын
When a dog wags its tail, and it appears happy, it's not real. I guess that's Toneth then. The end. It's yucky outside.
@sitcomchristian68862 ай бұрын
Almost as bad as people who refer to their pets as their children
@gnoot502 ай бұрын
@@sitcomchristian6886how is that bad?
@Williamslamaeiland2 ай бұрын
i once bought a typewriter, and when a elderly lady asked me if she could buy it from me (still at the counter) I said no, and she just screeched at me, i was terrified
@thenamestails71522 ай бұрын
If a guy sits next to you and asks if you have ever been stabbed... You better start running. And like... Real fast.
@SuperGoker642 ай бұрын
This was less of a "them walking up to me" and more of a "me walking past them", but I remember one day about a decade ago where I was wearing my hoodie with the top up, walked past a man and his son on my way back from class, and heard the boy say "Mysterious man! Mysterious man! Mysterious man!". What gets me was his tone- it sounded less like "stranger danger" and more of complete awe. It took every ounce of self-control I had to not just crack up right then and there.
@colin_the_protogen2 ай бұрын
Mysterious man!
@chapliecharlin2 ай бұрын
mysterious man!
@goldenscout74842 ай бұрын
Mysterious man!
@mejhdhhicbfshihids6522 ай бұрын
Mysterious man!
@ambarcastaneda47632 ай бұрын
Mysterious man!
@justmineandhaveagoodtime2 ай бұрын
Video ideas for Matt rose: 1. Movies made up from peoples dreams 2. Siri replying to bodily noises pt.2 3. Strange ways people got in trouble at school 4. People searching stuff up in their sleep 5. Misheard lyrics pt.2
@KaanCan-hx9oq2 ай бұрын
3rd one seems funny, especially since I've seen some interesting ways my class got in trouble
@Wojt2002 ай бұрын
When I was peacefully eating my fries in a Mcdonald's once 2 strangers sitting beside me asked if I have any condoms. I immedeately left while an old lady looked at them with horror. On an other ocassion when I was buying bread an old man said to me whispering "Hey young one they put drugs in this"
@amberhawksong2 ай бұрын
Once me and my brother were the strangers saying weird things. We were on vacation in a place in Maine with a lot of Quebec tourists. My brother could speak some French so I had him say "Oh god the poop water is coming out!" He didn't know diarrhea in French so we just came up with poop water. He also came up with the phrase "Your stomach is out of fashion." At the poop water one we got a Quebec guy to turn around, look at us and say "What?"
@Attmoz-Phere2 ай бұрын
One time a guy came up to me and said “hey watch matt rose” and now I watch Matt rose
@cadencase52162 ай бұрын
The butterfly effect.🦋
@Attmoz-Phere2 ай бұрын
@@grokcaveman Matt rose incestion :troll:
@Matt_Rose2 ай бұрын
That was probably me
@NDOhioan2 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose (Insert "Obama giving himself a medal" meme here.)
@matthijsnorg92812 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose If it was wouldn't he have recognised you? Do you go around promoting yourself in elaborate disguises?
@Lernyd2 ай бұрын
One time I was walking to college and a middle aged lady stopped me and said "has anyone told you you look really beautiful today and I like your style". That one's gonna stick with me forever
@Logitah2 ай бұрын
Know the feeling. One old lady once called me a "true lady" because I was wearing a trenchcoat with a matching hat. ❤
@raidaridi53752 ай бұрын
May i ask what's the source of your pfp?
@Sottiwotti2 ай бұрын
Wow, what a boost of confidence
@Coffee-DereАй бұрын
One of my fondest memories was being out shopping with a friend, and these two girls who looked about our age at the time (13 or so) came up to us holding a popcorn back full of tiny plastic ducks and said "Hey, would either of you like a duck?" Naturally we both accepted, thanked them and I still have that duck on my window sill. His name is Ribbit Dear random girls with the bag of ducks, if you're reading this. Judging by the sheer amount of ducks you had, We were probably only 2 out of the many, many people you gave them too, but I thank you. You've done a great service to this world
@sjfrench80342 ай бұрын
Some possible plausible explanations for these interactions: -Kids being kids -Elderly people with dementia -Autistic people who don’t realize what they’re saying is strange -Pranksters or people who were dared -Time travelers, aliens, or other assorted fantastical humanoid beings desperately trying to act normal and completely failing -Drunk or on drugs -a manic episode and/or hallucinations -Non-native English speakers misspeaking because English makes no sense -Accidental unfiltered intrusive thoughts
@asiunderstandit57172 ай бұрын
I used to have my hair fairly long with the right side shaved. I was waiting for a ride after work and I noticed a little boy (I'd guess around 8 or 9) staring at me. When he saw me notice him he said "Half of your hair is missing." I replied "I know. I cut it like that." He considered this for a moment and then said "It will grow back." I said "Yep, it will." He nods and says in the most serious tone I have ever heard from a child "Keep it that way." It took everything in me to not break down laughing right there. He was just SO deeply unimpressed with my fashion choices. (now all of my hair is shaved. I am sorry for failing you random child)
@KasumiRINA2 ай бұрын
I loved that fashion trend, most people looked good with one side really short or shaved.
@TheRedDepths2 ай бұрын
Imagine he finds this comment remembers this and says "why didn't you do it"
@the367982 ай бұрын
This dude came up to us once in the cafeteria and said "I recommend therapy" while putting someone's business card down in front of my friend, then left. None of us knew him. I'm pretty sure the card was legit as well cuz the place existed
@fh90612 ай бұрын
I wonder if that was the therapist trying to market himself
@KasumiRINA2 ай бұрын
This looks more like someone tasked with giving away flyers and stuff.
@through-faith-alone2 ай бұрын
I recommend therapy
@boogiemanbumblebee7 күн бұрын
As someone who loves animals, i can confirm: Havanese ARE the national dog of cuba Teflon DOES harm the lungs and can kill birds Donkeys ARE one of the best ways to keep your livestock safe Just in case anyone was wondering.
@ShaynaCoxАй бұрын
I'm a cashier at a grocery store. For some possibly unnecessary background I'm a young adult female. Just the other day I was checking out an elderly man. I say hello, and he meows at me. I laugh and keep bagging his things. I say something else a bit later, he answers, I say okay, and he meows again. I finish up with his things, say there you go, have a good day- he meows at me for a solid 30 sec I still don't know what that was about
@acesinger60922 ай бұрын
8:04 WHAT DID THAT GUY *TAKE?* BRO GAINED SUPERPOWERS
@papastalin692 ай бұрын
psychedelics apparently
@sarcasm-aplenty2 ай бұрын
He turned on his HUD and could read player names lol
@luftaru2 ай бұрын
mf got shinigami eyes
@tailpig64172 ай бұрын
It's possible that Ned was wearing a nametag or something
@Flesh_Wizard2 ай бұрын
Bro opened the game console 💀
@dm444442 ай бұрын
Once had an elderly Asian woman approach me in a grocery store, pat my face, say I had beautiful "Mongol cheekbones" and I must be a descendant of a great man, then walk away. As far as I'm aware, I am 0% Mongolian or even Asian.
@devanbrowne87062 ай бұрын
It's estimated that about 0.5% of the world's population are direct descendants of Genghis Khan.