Maybe TikTok Should be Banned

[@katiemcq]

i love how kurtis got constitutional amendments and the ten commandments confused.. love u kurt you’ve got the spirit

[@ilynyxo]

LMFAO- cant wait to get to that part HAHAHA

[@PeachyNyans]

i genuinely cannot stop laughing this is the funniest thing hes ever said

[@EurypteridFossil]

i was dumbfounded thats awesome

[@frogblehfrog143]

i mean he is asutralian can you blame him

[@oliviamiz]

@@frogblehfrog143LMFAOOOOO

[@elektrakokkinou1623]

greek person here: lesbians were named after lesbos because the first known lesbian in greek history, sappho (also first known greek female poet), was from lesbos

[@igetmoreassthanatoiletseat8264]

Ohhh so sapphic came from her name too

[@noratsuki42]

literally one of my favorite facts; people really don't acknowledge it enough, so THANK YOU for sharing this

[@imnotemo_iswear]

@ville__w h a t

[@justkidding2001]

​@ville__can u stop commenting this😀

[@vortexofself]

@@justkidding2001don’t waste your time on that bot He spams anyone popular w a fan base that is left wing coded in an attempt to rile people up and get views on his bullshit content or if he’s wiped it again, just to get clicks I suppose He’s a troll I’ve seen for over a year now Not worth the air

[@marner_09]

19:12 Karl Marx rolling in his grave rn finding out he could’ve just PEED on CAPITALISM this whole time!!

[@Millamanke]

They would teach that in history books fr. February of 1848 the day Marx peed on capitalism

[@paulhedges4625]

TGIF: Totally Got Incarcerated Friday

[@sylviehgl8738]

TGIJT: Thank God It’s Jail Time

[@thecollector5204]

Thank God I'm Fgoingtojail

[@oakleygollup]

Trump Gets Imprisoned Friday

[@airbearr]

Thank God I'm a Felon

[@Bea-ni6vk]

Thank God I’m Free

[@donywahlberg]

Jail on the weekend actually sounds worse than jail all the time.

[@CannedCam]

Nah cause lunch break you got your freedom

[@JTKdigital]

the pee on money thing actually makes sense. when i was little i was skating with my best friend and i flew off my board after my wheel hit a rock. i hit the ground and immediately started crying. luckily my friend found the damn ass rock that i hit and asked if i wanted to pee on it. i did and instantly felt better. pee on that damn ass money

[@boboscousin]

Thank goodness you found that damn ass rock

[@ireallylovecilantro]

@@spectrophobicIt’s a joke from an old video of two boys skateboarding lol. Look up “damn ass rock.”

[@ellorydudley294]

preach

[@nuulcoolpro]

damn ass rock

[@justkidding2001]

​@ville__ Tf???

[@kathymathy368]

Kurtis talking about American politics/politicians kills me because he genuinely tries but ultimately doesn’t know anything 😭

[@endless_del]

when he was right about them being amendments then second guessed himself ("those are the jesus things" no, those are commandments) and just called them the "constitution thingies" i was a little pained like a grade school teacher that wants her students to succeed, but then i remembered that a lot of adult US citizens will also get this wrong (or similar things about our government) and i totally get it. at least he was right the first time.

[@andywells1042]

I for one don’t have a clue about Canada’s foundational documents so go Kurtis as far as I’m concerned

[@LOSERLUCAS]

love when Jesus dropped the 10 amendments ✝️

[@Sarah-si9ci]

to the person w/ the tickling thing: i would genuinely rec having a conversation w/ ur partner abt respecting ur boundaries. not to be all Twitter-radlib-y, but consent extends beyond sexual touch! also clear communication will normally have more positive effects on ur relationship in the long run than continuously chomping on him lol.

[@mightymeatymech]

i hate that the conversation around consent has gotten to the point where anyone needs to say they're not being 'twitter rad-lib-y' about it. all consent matters. sometimes my bf doesn't like me rubbing his back- i don't understand it, but that also means i just don't get to rub his back to comfort him. but yeah lol uh, talking is probably better than biting.

[@christinar.7955]

I had the same thought. The visual of him physically overpowering them and pinning them down to tickle them when they actively hate being tickled? That's honestly my nightmare as a ticklish person. It's not pleasant. This would actually scare me if I were in their position.

[@callmeroygbiv]

get this on spotify kurt boy i have a 14 hour plane ride ahead of me

[@oliviamiz]

have a safe flight!!🤩

[@Snail.Slurpee]

SAFE FLIGHTTTT 🩷🧡💛💚🩵💜

[@sunny_sophie_art]

Kurtis Conner on the plane is SO FUN but also I must have looked crazy because I was giggling alone in a seat at seemingly nothing

[@bor3d0from4nce]

@@sunny_sophie_artfr one time i was watching him on the plane and started CRYING laughing but i didnt wanna make noise so i just held my breath 😭😭 my face was bright red with tears streaming down my

[@MeisterMitBart]

​@@bor3d0from4nce you're a real fan now.

[@bec7440]

“The amendments are a Jesus thing right?”💀💀💀💀💀

[@joyfromthemountain]

He ain't wrong

[@kaybrown1005]

@@joyfromthemountain is it not the commandments 💀💀

[@joyfromthemountain]

@@kaybrown1005 Yes

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

Thank God I’m a Felon

[@cinnamuaroll]

thank yourself for committing horrendous atrocities 😭

[@cinnamuaroll]

TGIF 😭🙏

[@endless_del]

tgifp- thank god its federal prison

[@Strawberrizzz]

THATS WHAT I SAID TOO

[@xoxomiha]

the sound effect after "make some noise lesbians" made me laugh so much omg kurtis really is the only straight man that truly understands lesbians

[@Aspentherat]

“IM GONNA COME” is he even able to at his age without his member turning to dust?

[@selma1250]

do NOT say that

[@bellaamie814]

@ville__and the crowd goes home..😐

[@GeraldTheFrogg]

dude actually what tf

[@elektrakokkinou1623]

kurtis conner is so cool, i wish canadians were real

[@fetusinabox]

usd isn't made of paper, it's fabric. that's why people used to literally launder it to make it look used

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

technically its paper made with cotton and linen, but still paper

[@fetusinabox]

@@Aaaaaaarrrpirate get over it :p it would still dry tho

[@Aaaaaaarrrpirate]

@@fetusinabox so would paper

[@Ac1d_t3ars]

Not Kurtis getting amendments and commandments confused 😭😭

[@mightymeatymech]

to be fair, he's neither an american nor a christian. it makes sense, is what i'm saying, lmaoooooooooo

[@MegaMuchoGacha]

@marty-qq4tluh what no he’s not lol?

[@MegaMuchoGacha]

@marty-qq4tl what

[@MegaMuchoGacha]

@marty-qq4tl ohhhh ok my bad i’m sorry i misunderstood i thought you were saying you were japanese and i was so confused on how that’s related

[@MegaMuchoGacha]

@marty-qq4tl 💖

[@Clamden423]

Hey Kurtis fun fact American money is made with cotton so it wouldn’t actually rip if you peed on it

[@arrianah3890]

I was gonna say that lol

[@beaubread]

kurtis i love you pls don’t die

[@Fl4m1ng0_z]

oh

[@renr4056]

real

[@snakestuffer]

thats wild

[@twoshillings7292]

@@spectrophobicboohoo, it makes people laugh

[@-Simon_Petrikov]

​@@spectrophobic 8 year olds need to hop off this video. 💀🙏

[@laylakindafruity]

47:32 fun fact, the famous sapphic poet named Sappho (the word sapphic originates from her name) is from lesbos. She wrote many songs and sonnets about loving women 🏳️‍🌈

[@chanyanyanya]

As a germaphobe, I treat every dollar like someone pissed on it 😂

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

Yeah one time this guy at work handed me sweat soaked tobacco reeking dollars and I wanted to throw up

[@evann_luvs_it]

6:39 kurtis… it is an amendment 😭😭

[@Eddysig]

skipped right to tinkle on money

[@endless_del]

the first tiktoker is definitely a findom thing disguised as wellness content. i will not elaborate further in a youtube comment section, research at your own risk second tiktoker is completely harmless and im glad you came around to him by the end of the segment. fake it til you make it as they say, he's pretty funny and relatable. i hope his shows went well

[@NatalieRose-u5t]

Kurtis: "Guys!" my brain: "Folks! 👏*"

[@enjicore]

so PERSONALLY i actually really enjoy being tickled (not elaborating) but i’ve experienced being tickled without my consent and it’s genuinely nightmarish. that person needs to have a serious talk with their s/o or leave them because that’s not cool at ALL. it genuinely makes me so angry when i see people keep being tickled even after saying stop

[@Sarah-hd9vs]

I told my boyfriend that if ever he tickles me i will give him a bloody nose like i did to my friend in highschool and i also said id never hug him or trust him again. Tickling is my worst enemy it makes me panic. Idc how drastic it sounds i lose all Patience when I'm comes to tickling

[@screamingbegins4688]

yeah ive kneed my partner in the balls for it lmao

[@ireallylovecilantro]

It’s funny she suggests to pee on money/credit cards because usually peeing in witchcraft is used for cursing someone lol… why would you do that to your own items? 🤦 I saw how she tagged it “witchy healing trauma.” There’s so much more you can do to help yourself LOL.

[@oakleygollup]

46:51 "make some noise lesbians" is crazy and i love it

[@julieneff9408]

OK this is gonna seem weird but when I left an abusive relationship years ago, I took some stuff he had given me, put it in a big trash bag, pissed and shit on it into the bag, and threw it away. I then took a long long shower, did my hair and makeup, dressed up and went out to dinner by myself. It was a hell of a power move in my mind at the time. Now I look back and laugh about it.

[@nonverbal-turtle]

PERIODDDDDD love that for you well done!

[@mmimic]

iconic behavior

[@goosesauce9785]

Weekend jail is divorced dad's house core

[@abbycouture4748]

im watching this while high and kurt's pauses feel decades long in this, wonderful high content 10/10

[@megand12345]

It really do feel like that lol

[@jaredd9174]

Kurtis said "what is docking" and my heart dropped to the ground. Don't look into it Kurt please. Please.

[@newcamomile]

NO BECAUSE SAME

[@bellewillamafton]

Love your pfp

[@aprilicc]

nothings worse when you’re getting tickled and are laughing too hard to say stop 😭

[@presidentalpaca]

"it's like gun laws. they're one of the fuckin amendments or whatever. not amendments - constitutional rights. the amendments is the the jesus thing, right?" kurtis quote of all time

[@bella-ip4iu]

never apologize for taking time off man! take care of yourself! we will always be here when u come back

[@neutral.chaotic]

"when guns took a week to reload" surprisingly got me 😂

[@rascal_rae]

I'm filming my first video today after 6+ years of excuses! Felt so correct to hear this today since literally yesterday I set up my studio, but I didn't plug anything in and just left all the cables on the ground haha. I really needed that last lil push of motivation. Thanks bud :D

[@melalepou]

good luck! :)

[@GalactiCat-333]

being tickled and saying no multiple times is also a consent issue. something is being done to your body that you have explicitly not consented to. it’s a really big push across boundaries, esp since your bf is like actively overpowering you to continue to tickle you. kinda fucked up imo, but i’m just a random person on the internet so.

[@CeaselessWatchersSpecialBoy]

Agreed. Honestly I think that’s a valid reason to break up with someone

[@ona512]

TGIF = Thag Gnabbit! I'm a Felon XD

[@sisenbach]

kurtis is my lifeblood this episode just saved my life (i have work overnight til 7am)

[@cookiemonster1286ify]

Feel so bad for the girl with tickle problem. If ur reading this btw: all that matters in that story is that you expressed a hard boundary and he intentionally walks over it for entertainment. That alone is a huge red flag. Add the fact that you have to physically fight him off bc begging doesn't work? And that he starts a fight and blames you for defending yourself? Please leave him. I'm the context makes it seem small but but only psychopaths could use this line of thinking, it's very toxic and it definitely won't start and end with tickling if he doesn't respect you or your boundaries

[@meganjs]

The I’m gonna come gets me every time😭😭

[@jbone877]

Omg Kurtis is also a tickle rager! I would become violent as a child when tickled

[@marsbars4789]

reminding kurtis that a year ago he said he’d have 303 as a guest on his 303rd episode of VRG, also getting like a countdown thing for the number of episodes and just flipping the number over as the episodes go along and you can see it in the background so you don’t need to remember would be cute.

[@dailymdesdemona]

When I get tickled, I don't laugh, I involuntarily scream. It's genuinely painful for me. I would break up with that guy personally.

[@EmilyPersico]

as a canadian ex-catholic, mistaking commandments for amendments is very Canadian ex-catholic

[@amywrotethis]

I used to have one of those little pet widget things with my best friend and she accidently abandoned little Barbara and now the widget on my home screen is there for some reason flirting with me half the time and the other half a sign that says "barbara has gone outside" 😭😭

[@hyderflayer]

You'd better start giving out weekly lesbian tips now

[@charlea533]

babe the jesus thing is a *commandment* not an amendment 😭😭😭😭

[@DuhLikeTotally]

Kurtis has true Bimbo energy

[@kurtisconner]

first

[@pixelinnie]

no you’re not

[@Fl4m1ng0_z]

🥳

[@e3m_ms]

👎

[@Stylish_But_Illegal_Monkey]

I don't believe you.

[@tabithaivey4454]

Perfect podcast for me to walk to the grocery store and do my shopping

[@Keaton_alan]

when I was a kid my family would tickle me so hard I couldn't breathe and since I couldn't breathe I couldn't get them to stop, I hate being tickled

[@screameureka7029]

totally getting imprisoned on friday

[@Nathlaaar]

this episode made me need to go pee

[@kiwhyy]

as a lesbian, all of us lesbians (and other sapphic women) thank you for the weekly lesbian tip 😌😌

[@xokatherinew]

jail on the weekend is like having divorced parents 😭😭

[@heartsforbrenda]

40:46 SAY IT KURTIS… (I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE WAS GONNA SAY)

[@sugarplum7527]

What was he gonna say?

[@snoopyy116]

@@sugarplum7527I think he wanna gonna say it’s fucked because it sounds like a rape case 😭

[@Soggy-Soupp]

I thought he was gonna say is this coming from Wilber

[@phantasielle]

@@sugarplum7527 "alright is this confession from fucking wilbur soot" wilbur soot is a popular minecraft youtuber. another popular minecraft youtuber, shubble, recently came out and said wilbur soot abused her when they dated, and that he bit her a lot

[@heartsforbrenda]

@@snoopyy116 NAH I MEANT WILBUR SOOT

[@Roselineeeeee]

I just love watching Kurt’s podcast at 3 am suffering instead of sleeping thank you for saving me king !

[@aftonstan5494]

you too?

[@Kayayayaya]

Every time Kurtis uploads it brightens my day. If I see one of his videos in my subscription feed it's the first one I watch.

[@laylakindafruity]

13:52 you’re gonna have to launder that money *badum tiss*

[@Isuckat_Cod]

I find it funny that every time Kurtis says Siri, she activates on my phone and scares me when she speaks to me

[@masochistic_art]

cannot express the relief I felt learning someone else's fyp has shown them the peeing on money girl. I have been losing my mind feeling like I'm crazy bc all her vids had like 4 likes and they kept coming up for me. I thought I'd gone insane.

[@shanee_tia]

I’m so happy you uploaded

[@kingforaday5927]

THE AMENDMENT PART HELP.

[@sewer_lizard]

kurtis you put episode #150 instead of #250 king

[@jessberch7041]

Genuinely serious here, it’s actually kind of a good thing that a person in prison can be elected to president because then it stops politicians from abusing their power by targeting political opponents with incarceration. Makes it so they can’t do that and is an actual good check on power (not that I want trump to be running the country much less from prison) but in general a good idea in most cases

[@endless_del]

but it also allows politicians (like trump) to commit felonies with no fear to their career. this is not a good thing at all, the whole system is broken and needs dismantling

[@jessberch7041]

@@endless_del yeah but I think this is where you would hope the American public would come in and have the common sense to not vote for someone who is abusing this

[@endless_del]

@jessberch7041 our other option is a war criminal who just hasn't been tried and convicted yet. as i said, dismantle it.

[@jessberch7041]

@@endless_del well that is more regarding an issue with the two party system which I also don’t think is the best way to go about things either. Im just saying in general politicians not being able to imprison political opponents for the shear purpose of preventing them from running for office is usually a good thing.

[@endless_del]

@jessberch7041 this is exactly what i mean when i say dismantle the system. and i fully do not think that offenders shouldn't be allowed to run for office btw (i don't think any rights should be taken away from felons). my full thoughts on this are probably too much to get into in a youtube comment section lol, just know that i somewhat agree with you, but it's a lot more complicated and in our country's current state, it's more sad than anything

[@nicluvsyou237]

crazy how at some point I was considering humber for interior design 😭 ole kurty’s school

[@kathymathy368]

Alright what are we at…40 something?

[@TheJoxterr]

Peeing on money will bring the "wash your hands after paying/getting paid" to a whole new lvl

[@treydawg8]

American money is made of cotton not paper. It is semi waterproof and won’t just disintegrate in water

[@treydawg8]

…or pee

[@many244]

“its crazy how a convicted felon can run for president and win” **laughs in brazilian**

[@c_harles.m_ontgomery_punk]

there used to be a tv show that used to pit cgi animals against each other and one of them was a great white vs a salt water croc. great white won but the croc did put up one hell of a fight

[@hollyleigh2000]

"I have jail this weekend" is a wild thing to tell the boys

[@celestial4818]

i literally just got sentenced to probation its gonna go craaaaazy if me and trump on probation at the same time!!

[@mizuenamaizena]

3:58 hey kurt idk if you mean docking as in google docs or the other type of docking because this is causing me great distress

[@mizuenamaizena]

@@spookeymo ok slightly better im not gonna look it up❤️

[@Luckypants2113]

He means neither, he said “docket”, like agenda or schedule.

[@genderflu1dwh0r17]

I can see how it can help a person mentally, as long as they wash it afterwards

[@nadiuhh98]

perfect timing to deep clean my room at 10:26pm the night before my finals

[@kaybrown1005]

American money isn't regular paper; it's currency paper which has cotton infused in it. you can wash the money without is being destroyed, which means it can withstand piss. it wouldn't wash off as easily though......

[@StrangelJean]

as a Sapphic Greek gal: listener, hit me up if you stop by Athens 😘 also I know a lesbian from Lesbos and, yes, that is exactly how she introduces herself 😂

[@laurel7135]

just missed this! I just decided to scroll through the comments now I left greece yesterday. wish we could have met up it would have been lovely common ground

[@StrangelJean]

@@laurel7135 I just saw this now 😭 youtube being lesbophobic as usual smh

[@LF-pe9ok]

Lesbos is an ancient island, and we get the modern vernacular from the mythology of the place.

[@mhall4666]

One of my favorite episodes of the podcast so far, really loved the advice section. Kurtis is sooo funny 💙🤣

[@sophwhossoph]

the weekend jail situation reminds me of having divorced parents and having to pack up all my stuff each weekend to see my dad

[@emi843]

tgif: thank god i’m fraudulent

[@katelynodonnell8438]

YUH kurt posted just in time for my break

[@diancavilla6422]

Kurtis teasing a Tour IM UP

[@_cursedalgorithim]

The stand up presentation in front of a new roommate is some serious character building 😂

[@Kenmoos]

I cant believe he didnt know about lesbos 😭

[@cinnamuaroll]

I love how he said “MAYBE TikTok should be banned”, insinuating that he doesn’t really want it to be banned 🤨

[@itzzlllill3512]

it wouldn’t even effect him anyways bc he lives in canada

[@seshthecat]

NZ and Australia have plastic money as well.

[@xovix]

40:42 pretty sure i knew EXACTLY who he was about to say here…

[@steppman2]

Actually US money is more like fabric than paper when dealing with liquids…it’s very hard to ruin money, you can just put it in the washer afterwards and it’s good.

[@insane_mad701]

The island of lesbos? THATS SO AWESOME- 😂😂😂😂

[@moonlitdreams-7266]

kurtis, american money is cotton! you can piss on it all you want :) hope this helps!

[@lainytriesgaming2329]

Kurtis please don't blow up you are too funny

[@420kleiner]

As someone wirh childhood trauma i dont think peeing on money would help, maybe it does for her, but me personally id go to therapy

[@supposedlymel]

to the lesbian going to the Isle of Lesbos: I'm a 23 yr old lesbian and in the past ive only ever asked girls out on dating apps. but last night i was at a club and there was this really cute girl dancing near me. for the first time ever i decided to ask a girl out in person, but because it was so loud in there i wrote it out on my Notes app and asked if she was interested and could write down her Snapchat if so. it feels less nerve wracking that way, plus you have an excuse to have it in a Notes app when you cant hear anything over loud music

[@mateeeeeo]

Idk if you even WANT to know what docking is man

[@justicesportsman6020]

TGIF: Thank God I'm a Felon!

[@coldenperkins4454]

Thank god I’m a felon