Is Doom: Annihilation Really That Bad?

There's a new Doom movie, and it's even worse than the first one.
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[@PossumReviews]

I don't know why KZbin keeps unpinning my comment.

[@CabezasDePescado]

A better comparison would be "is based on "Doom like Thor Ragnarok is based on anything Marvel or Nordic mythology related" but is unfair to Doom Annihilation vecause at least it follows closer the game story than anything from Thor Ragnarok

[@thedreamz9376]

John carmack is one if the developers of the original doom game...

[@tylermcflyer3061]

Possum Reviews OK POSSUM! GET OVER HERE SNOWFLAKE punching noises and plastic breaking are heard*

[@streambotnt2095]

finally I can beat a minority without consequences like SJWs showing up saying how mean I am.

[@neimu8508]

The guy who looks like Doomguy is the actual main character. He just wanted to get killed so he could get to hell faster, the actual movie takes place off screen in hell.

[@ChronicNOTAG]

Ah, shit, I hate it when my movies happen off-screen.

[@bentrod3405]

Honestly that wouldve been so much better and in character

[@AxelStone1]

That might explain how Doomguy got killed at the end of episode 1, went from Mars to Deimos between episodes 1 & 2.

[@Ghost7065]

technically that's not doom guy according to the director, that character is just bj blazkowits. it really he's just a reference to wolfienstien, not doom.

[@edmardisla8492]

*joke*

[@uttiboii4168]

The BFG in the movie isn’t really a BFG it’s more like a LFG.

[@banned7182]

*Lame Ass Gun.

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

Last fuck given

[@Mate397]

@@purpledefaultpfp6233 Last Fuck Given would be like a blackhole bomb or something on that level able to destroy literally everything.

[@asdergold1]

More like Average Fucking Gun 76

[@maplesyrup6529]

LFG Should be UCR U:Useless C: Copied R: Rip-off

[@smergthedargon8974]

This movie looks like a porn parody of Star Trek.

[@bmann14k]

Nah, the porn parodies look better. This is more of a fan film made by people who never played doom.

[@blindedjourneyman]

@@bmann14k dead on

[@Overlapinion]

I could make a better film and I’m only fourteen and have no experience in movies but I have played doom 2016 and doom OG on my chromebook

[@RainyBat]

Best comment, though porn parodies usually care more about it's source materials

[@aPumpkn]

@@Overlapinion please don't

[@solomonsilbert-enright1270]

"the doom slayer isn't sensitive and caring" his entire backstory is that a demon killed his pet rabbit, and he's still angry

[@chair2436]

hes so angry he killed satan

[@sethmichel6138]

Demon 1: hey, look at this rabbit I killed Demon 2: where did you find it Demon 1: in this house with like 30 types of guns, why? Demon 2: ........ Demon 1: Why do I hear boss music Demon 2: *starts praying

[@illusioNery]

I mean, John Wick had his last connection to his dead wife severed when they killed the dog she got him as a present that set him off into a warpath that’s still going on…so it makes sense

[@dreaddenji7757]

Why does everyone forget the fact that right next to the bunny there was the body of his disfigured wife and child

[@papaoso8340]

@@dreaddenji7757 Because we all want that bunny

[@alilrevive7972]

The “bfg” looks like a poor attempt at the plasma rifle from 2016 DOOM

[@ionman1761]

Except much MUCH MUCH WORSE

[@tacticstonk4740]

I like to call the one from this movie the bsg aka the big shit gun

[@sansskeleton4218]

Its BS 9999999999 as i call it Bullshieter 999999999

[@shoukokomi9807]

Person Human I like SFG, small fucking gun or Shit fucking gun

[@331coolguy]

Shouko Komi or LMG , for limp fucking gun.

[@ronaldochoa872]

Your side plot about a demon breaking into your house is a whole lot more interesting than the entire plot of Doom Annihilation.

[@lordpapirika1238]

Strait fax.

[@coranbaker6401]

I haven't even watched the video yet and I'm already invested.

[@dudewheresmyvideo]

The beginning of doom is just doom guy had a nap and a demon disturbed him and he’s mad

[@dudewheresmyvideo]

Doom 2016

[@Obeyed_Gaming]

Lmao same

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Me as a kid: “oh boy, I wish they’d make a Doom Movie” 2 films later: “I take it back”

[@RAC00NFANGIRL]

Ryaquaza 1 too late!

[@Cristov123]

Honestly, Karl Urban Doom is a guilty pleasure movie for me. It's stupid as hell, but in an enjoyable way. Plus that first person perspective sequence was actually kinda cool.

[@TheCrackedFirebird]

We should have anticipated this though. Been a doom fan since its shareware release and tbh, compared to this streaming pile...I'd rather watch Super Mario Bros again.

[@Vindictator1972]

ID needs to make the next DOOM movie. They could give us what we want. Or start from the beginning and give us the origin story.

[@RallenCaptura]

@@Vindictator1972 I'd even watch a movie where Doomguy is the constant ex machina in every scene without saying anything at all. Or it simply builds up to a showdown featuring him like they did with Halo Forward Unto Dawn where Master Chief shows up in the last half and everything is just fun to watch.

[@araphis836]

"If doom fans don't like what you did they'll burn your house down" - Mick Gordon

[@Mariana57330]

We'll do it AGAIN

[@Order-si7nd]

Our lord and savior mick Gordon will lead us to good doom movies and if we find a bad one we burn the heritic of a director at the stake

[@vst6727]

He knows us.

[@Houseoffear100]

Those who say violence is never the answer clearly never played doom.

[@phud69]

@@Order-si7nd Or maybe not, given the current drama

[@Jilktube]

“What kind of reactor?” “Fusion reactor.” “Nuclear?” “No. We smash potatoes together until electricity comes out.”

[@darby2956]

I think that's how they wrote the dialogue for this movie

[@zwolslayer2300]

i have ideas for fusion reactor; they won't involve potato (unless you mean potatoes to feed workers); it will be a nuclear fusion reactor that uses deuterium and shall be eco friendly (because He-4 doesn't react, and is non-fissionable); be sure to have an influx of german south americans, so that we can improve relations with the countries that produce the most heavy water (looking at you, argentina!!!); lead shielding will protect against radiation, so no worries about radiation; however, you may notice changes to your surroundings; do not fear, for it is all part of the plan! (i will eventually find a way to turn earth in to a kardashev I civilization really really quick; i know a good location to start; them farallon plate remains are very exploitable, y'know; part of them even touches my home state; and it's the part that goes from the north american crust's bottom all the way down VERY NEAR to the outer core; i think we can perhaps rely on hell for GREAT POWER, even so much as relying on A NEW KIND OF GEOTHERMAL ENERGY that shall be from the outer core;) adios, goodbye, and auf wiedersehen!!! support germanfugees to avert WWIII!!!! after all, H****r was an environmentalist, and the destruction of the Amazon is going to affect the German populations (which produce plenty of multiple pregnancies btw; South Brazilian German women have the highest rates of multiple fetus pregnancy in the world;) this means that we need to accommodate them, and become their living space! so, avert WWIII ... by supporting Germanfugees ... to prevent a wasteland tribalistic German empire!!! i also have plans to make Dyson Spheres once we become Kardashev I, becoming Kardashev II!!!

[@dudeguy8553]

@@zwolslayer2300 ok lol

[@zebaguettefromfrance1287]

*NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD*

[@edmardisla8492]

@@zwolslayer2300 are u good?

[@bio09029]

“Who needs doomguy” Obviously you cuz your getting mauled by wimpy imps every time there is a combat scene, you can’t even kill a budget zombie with the *_super shotgun_*

[@doshman8460]

Super *nerf* shotgun

[@arthurmorgan5887]

Infinity Stache It’s Nerf or Nothing!

[@AbyssalPlague]

@@xanderomeister7828 Even the Marine from Doom 3 can punch out the demons...albiet, not as well.

[@wma1270]

Well a UAC soldier can do better than the protagonist

[@thatoneguy9666]

The DoomSlayer stop stealing my comments before I think about them

[@kappakappa1307]

Doom Annihilation is the definition of Me: Can we get Doom? My mom: We have Doom at home. Doom at home:

[@bucket1442]

damn right.

[@djsnifflesincorporated4013]

I was going to like your comment but it's at the perfect number

[@kappakappa1307]

DJSniffles Incorporated someone did.

[@djsnifflesincorporated4013]

@@kappakappa1307 oof the world has fallen out of balance

[@tristinbreland3025]

That makes sense

[@jahyamack8359]

I want a doom movie that is just 24/7 incredibly gory action, like John Wick and Hardcore Henry combined and set in hell.

[@mmediocrist]

Hardcore Henry was such a good FPV movie

[@drebodollaz3504]

Or mars..

[@dumahdrummer654]

I watched a movie recently called hotel inferno 2, that could literally have been a better doom movie than this shit show of a movie we got

[@sinjin8576]

But where will the identity politics and social commentary fit in? We cant have films without those! -every modern producer

[@ctdaniels7049]

Maybe they should just get the John Wick crew to make a doom movie. While we're at it, yeah, add a huge lady in there. Sure hope that doesn't awaken anything in y'all. :P

[@TheVampireEd]

The Doom Marine/Slayer IS caring, that's his whole thing really. He got sent to Mars for refusing to kill innocents, he has a pet bunny named "Daisy" and he tries to save humanity. He's just brutally violent with evil beings such as the demons. Hell, in the 2016 game he even refused to "kill" the Vega AI and chose instead to save it by downloading it.

[@Predator20357]

Isn’t also the point of Doom Eternal? Where angel like beings are telling Doom that it’s Humanity’s time to come and he shouldn’t try to stop it while Doom does not give a flying fuck

[@zacross8504]

Predator 20357 not entirely. The Maykr need some guy called The Father to continue existing. He goes missing/died so they just Ally with Sentinel Prime and crusade to get followers of this religion. Eventually The Outlander (Insane and mumbling about guts and chanting rip and tear) appears and soon after Demons do. The Maykr and Preists Of Deag discover Argent Energy in hell from Souls/suffering and the Maykr use it to continue living by manipulating hell into invading Sentinel Prime. The Outlander (Since buffed by Totally-Not-Hayden) and some others discover this and start a civil war. Eventually the Energy needed exceeds the amount produced so they get hell to invade earth (Long after the civil war ends with the Maykr side winning and only The Betrayer and Slayer surviving from the Night Sentinels. This was prob also influenced by Hayden setting up shop) to get more souls.

[@Predator20357]

Zac Ross Okay, thanks for explaining

[@EskChan19]

And he never really kills people if he can avoid it. Just demons.

[@Firestar19]

@@zacross8504 the father aka Vega. OoPs I sPoIlEd It

[@justconnnoor]

"Who needs a Doomguy?" Doom Slayer: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

[@paintbomb2907]

“Who needs a Doomguy?” The box office: “So, you have chosen death”

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

yet another victim of women "equality" and/or hollywood stupidity that's why

[@hubertusv390]

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*

[@jeremybk54]

super or regular?

[@marvericksparda4399]

You forgot with all of us with him

[@dr.alexei4532]

In the defense of these guys who almost died fighting a bunch of zombies, they were given nerf guns, a twig for a shotgun and a bfg 0.01

[@chosenundead3078]

Thanks Hayden for telling us why they failed

[@rhanemoser5864]

No it was a TWG tiny weak gun

[@spookshankaman1038]

@@rhanemoser5864 TWG 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@rhanemoser5864]

@@spookshankaman1038 you missed another 1000 power of zeros

[@lowResGuy]

This is coming straight from the big scientist himself

[@s0LLagal]

"These people could have been picking up trash" Instead they were making it

[@Choatemister]

I bet they wanted to do a Metroid movie but Nintendo saw the “script” and morph ball rolled away.

[@matthewzablocki5310]

Lmfao. I laughed way harder than i shld have.

[@ThatBloodraven0145]

I would have dropped a power bomb at the feet of the person who showed me it. Just so nobody else would've been ashamed by this movie.

[@TexasHellcat1836]

@@matthewzablocki5310 I did too 😂

[@Ohmman]

the fact theyd make a movie of doom or metroid is stupid as fuck, theyre silent protagonists, it makes no sense???

[@theorcamafia]

@@Ohmman while doomguy is a silent protangonist samus isnt while you can't hear her speak it is implied she does by narration and thoughts in her head

[@MiniDien]

joan dark: "Who needs doomguy?" * struggle fighting 1 zombie * Meanwhile, Hell spawns struggle to escape Doomguy.

[@theneighborsdog5625]

Doom is one of the only games where you're the boss

[@silverkitsune835]

Doom guy:kills the icon of sin and other demons that are bigger but while this ripoff protagonist struggles on imps

[@ootdega]

Her name is the strangest part of it. Joanna Dark is the protagonist of Perfect Dark. The single most badass woman who isn't superhuman. Can kill two people with two bullets in the middle of a dive for cover. Can dump all 8 rounds in under a second and still have all of them hit the bullseye. I really don't get it.

[@theneighborsdog5625]

@@ootdega They completely nerfed her

[@frostonium]

@@theneighborsdog5625 they nerfed her soo hard that she doesn't even know what doom os in the first place

[@facemcshooty6602]

"Who needs a doomguy?" "Doom"

[@facemcshooty6602]

@Brenen Pantoja guy slayer

[@facemcshooty6602]

@Brenen Pantoja uh oh

[@XDefaultBoe]

@Brenen Pantoja sexist murderers

[@flopchop8464]

yes

[@davetheduck6801]

I mean, Earth did need the Doomguy

[@vasiliggo7832]

Fun fact: her not doing the order is a reference to how the doom slayer didn't shoot the civilians and was punished by being sent to mars/hell

[@fenzulshackelford6438]

He also beat his co to death for giving said order

[@nathanphillips6335]

Why is no one talking about the fact that this looks like it came out of the early 2000's but was released this year. Did I miss something are they trying to make it look old because the game looks better than this.

[@JustinQuinn623]

No one is talking about? lol everyone can see that it looks bad. It's a low budget film

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I could've swore this was an undiscovered "gem" from around the same time as Alone In The Dark, it has that Uwe Boll feel minus the charming awfulness, plus shoehorned Diverse™ cast

[@Evangylo]

They spent most of the money for the CGI on the hell section

[@Theragingtiger12]

Wait its actually out?

[@beziik2357]

Wait what ? This is 2k19 ? ... A H

[@blacknote6945]

Demon is an offensive term use mortally challenged

[@fancydragon9495]

Is.......is that a joke cause if it is cool if not whhhyyy?

[@megabarroth5156]

@@fancydragon9495 its from doom eternal shown from the gameplay shown

[@goreobsessed2308]

fuck that noise they think thats offensive wait till they see what i do to em in person:D

[@Sm0k3turt]

Black note cheeky doom eternal reference

[@Xeno-kb6dm]

Black note you’ve just made my whole day thx for the Doom Eternal reference:D

[@JohnSmith-pi3ls]

"Is Doom: Annihilation really that b-" "Yes." "I wasn't fin-" "It's a bad movie."

[@RenaissanceBro]

Your sexist. She is a STRONG independent woman

[@n0kt0h45]

No. The directors should've focused on the original source material, not pandering to SJWs and calling all Doom fans "sexist" because they wanted a legitimate Doom movie, not Ghostbusters 2016.

[@n0kt0h45]

Also, remember what the Possum said. The main character was used only to get more viewers through stirring up SJW support. *They used SJW ideals to get more people watching the movie.*

[@steven.2602]

@@n0kt0h45 this isn't a youtube video where more views = more money, this is a movie, shown in theaters, where you need to pay upfront to see them. if anything, they made less money then they could have because all the people who wanted to see the movie in theaters didn't because they weren't gonna pay to watch a movie pandering to SJW's. all the pandering did was gain negative publicity for the movie, which isn't good.

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@RenaissanceBro *ur *they *whamen

[@spiderguycoolwebzfororigin9532]

"Who needs a Doomguy" Literally everyone *this is not okie dokie*

[@phud69]

That's like a new legend of zelda game without Link, plus the only enemies are Bokoblins

[@just_somedude5866]

@@phud69 at least bokoblins in the game have a good design!

[@dumahdrummer654]

Literally the game needs it, hence doom guy

[@brodimations4388]

We all need one.

[@Spartan135]

Doom guy:My fans will end this bi*ch's whole career...

[@Jaeeden]

"Who needs a Doomguy? *middle finger and fist bump emoji*" Your movie, apparently.

[@femi-naziolanerkek2029]

*OOOOOOOOOOF*

[@blightedcrowmain8236]

@@femi-naziolanerkek2029 geyik yapma

[@purplefire3190]

@@blightedcrowmain8236 tf?

[@blightedcrowmain8236]

@@purplefire3190 is turkish

[@purplefire3190]

@@blightedcrowmain8236 oh ok

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

The space marine armor is perfect "Doomgirl": It will be. When it fits a woman.

[@aaronbozack830]

*starts singing I AMMMM A WAHMEN!!!

[@chobispider2178]

Doom girl, oh hell no

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@chobispider2178 i see what you did there.

[@futureelement924]

@@aaronbozack830 I started laughing when that shit played in the trailer of batwoman. I was like really?

[@hunteraltman4762]

I wouldn't mind if there was a doom girl. But movies always try replacing the man.

[@feIIas]

This movie is the epitome of “I expect nothing and I’m still let down”

[@Avarioth]

For real. I've never played a single Doom game in my life and until I saw this review, I didn't even know anything about it... Even I'M disappointed, lol.

[@a.nonnymouse7655]

“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

[@dilbertpickle1659]

"Our expectations were LOW but holy fuck"

[@nocturn4352]

*Literally fighting demons* "I don't believe in God" Wha-?

[@Spartan135]

just another political statement. BLEH *Throws the Dark Lord at her* Me:you were saying?!

[@mega_bird700]

The demon: "bro, if God didn't exist why am I here? If it was just us demons there would be no cosmic balance."

[@herrinderpus1445]

Her: who needs doomguy also her: *struggles with single imp*

[@ItsLelingTime]

And wastes BFG ammo on a god damn zombie. Really shows how strong she is.

[@silvercrewmate2201]

Lady you have one job *ONE JOB* You point a gun at a demon, ya shot it, and watch it’s organs go all over the god dame floor. JUST THAT and you can’t do it right. THATS why you NEED doomguy

[@theceo4626]

Well, imps are strong, but the fact that she used the BFG on ONE IMP gives me a migraine. I guess she used it because she struggled with them and the BFG sucks?

[@Manjustman_25806]

Meanwhile doom guy is fighting against two fucking robots that were designed for the soul purpose to destroy him

[@thickcatproductions6269]

@@ItsLelingTime i wanna know does BFG mean Big F*cking Gun?

[@keeganheckel1543]

7:59 “We’re not involved with the movie.” Translation: “We are staying away from this shit, and so should you.”

[@251spartan]

LMAO, great translation!, and thank god for that, shame some of us find the advice too late.

[@wendyokoopa7048]

I stand by my recommendation of the only video game movie that matters this year and that's detective pikachu. Great cast loads of laughs(I actually laughed more at home then I did at the theater but the theater had lousy sound quality strange I know) and a heartwarming plot. I know i sound like a corporate schill with my review but it's true

[@Ghost7065]

you guys should check out MrH's interview with the director. he's really a cool guy. the film sucks obviously but I think you'll get more of an appreciation for his work. he admits it could have been better but he was given a shoe string budget to work with.

[@SporadicMayhem]

Here's another translation: "We'd rather get rage-fucked in our collective eyeballs by the Doomslayer, himself, than to be involved with this flaming dumpster fire that is casually floating through a flooded city."

[@arky8515]

I think they tweeted that before the movie was released to the public. If so hot damn that’s cold even if the movie if basically flaming dog shit.

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

6 minutes in and I'm already p*ssed off at the movie.

[@somerandomguy___]

Can relate

[@madeline99awfulradiatorlove]

whyd u censor urself

[@budgetbajur]

I love your username

[@hoshiryu]

I was 1 second in and already Pisses at the movie lol

[@feralchangeling97]

Hi again.

[@ProfessionalGoober]

"Who needs Doom guy" Doom, you know, what the Doom guy is named after and is a defining characteristic of Doom?

[@sergeantxdan]

The actress tried to defend this movie. Then after it released the she just magically ignored it like it never happened.

[@mega_bird700]

Honestly I would too after I got my check

[@SALshaNoma]

If not for this review I never would have known her and this movie existed.

[@winns35]

I mean they didn't even get her name right in the credits. Showed how much they cared.

[@sergeantxdan]

@@winns35 If I was her I would want my name wrong in the credits as well.

[@theshimmereffect3506]

@@mega_bird700 lmao

[@demod2080]

It infuriates me that they had cast a guy, for the debriefing, who could've fit nicely in a realistic Doom Guy armor suit.

[@mr.deathwish4213]

I watched this movie without knowing anything about the protagonists and i honestly thought he was gonna be the doom guy and like scene after scene i just felt disappointment running through me like a knife

[@lethalcontact365]

Plus the actor actually looks like he would be doomguy from the game. He looks very nice and actually looks like the type of guy that would own a rabbit. I can honestly see the actor's character haveing a mental breakdown see such animal cruelty.

[@that1dude704]

Even if they did, they probably would have worse costumes than the ones for Cos-playing casually. But I do agree

[@Gr1mm4]

Yeah, the guy looks exactly like the Doom guy in the HUD of the original Windows games. Strange times.

[@Kenny1one_2]

You know they guy who said in xmen "*IM THE JAGGURNAUT BITCH* yeah that dude would've been good

[@razee786]

35:40 Imagine if she really started praying Then a blue portal opens and the real Doomguy steps out of it. *Heavy metal starts*

[@fenrirbrennan9867]

it would have made the movie worth it if we saw doomguy going ham on some demons

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Doomguy: For fuck's sake. You've ruined this movie... A movie about MY FRANCHISE! *loads BFG 9000* I will fix these mistakes.

[@moBbvhjijbmmy2boysad]

@@UltimaDoombotMK1 perfect statment

[@thedeergod435]

"The portal is ready"

[@EatThePath-7]

That would have been perfect lol. Specially since now humanity consider the Slayer their god in Eternal, it could also make some sense since it's possible there are multiple universes in the new doom lore

[@cheeseman6016]

Hold up, so strong independent woman gets punished and sent to another planet, kinda like Doomguy. They say they don’t need the Slayer yet they can’t even use their own character plot

[@mysteriousmerchant9684]

Maybe they were trying to adapt so the neon colored hair people of Twitter wouldn’t have a cancel tantrum or something braindead like that, still a lazy choice on their behalf.

[@fuxkag3908]

​@@mysteriousmerchant9684you gotta feed the Twitter users or your gone.

[@ellugerdelacruz2555]

Even Karl Urban's character from the 2005 Doom Movie (John "Reaper" Grimm) had a more original motivation and character than she did...😂

[@thejollycheez]

I honestly didn’t even realize she was the main character until the person that looked like doom guy was killed

[@johnwhite4461]

Goes to show just how bland of a character she is

[@Iron-Bridge]

They tried tapping into the Rian Johnson school of subverting expectation.

[@generalsemyon2369]

“Who needs doomguy” I don’t know Maybe... just maybe Doom

[@331coolguy]

Moon Hunter I never heard of her before this but after , I hate her and this movie before I saw it.

[@BigChoedy]

...maybe

[@troppie7823]

DOOM

[@PybrotheCatGirl]

People in the movie: Scared of nuclear power, have no situational awareness, and need an entire team to figure out what is going on. People in the games: harness the power of argent energy that originates from hell itself, attempting to actually weaponize the demons themselves, needing only one space marine, who is feared by the entirety of demon-kind donning near invulnerable power armor made in the fiery depths of hell, to go into hell, kill a bunch of demons, get bored, then close the portal to our realm from theirs, without even breaking a sweat.

[@mrdonut3382]

Love it.

[@yoboikamil525]

This is really a good description.

[@defrozendonut8715]

It’s like caulk and cheese

[@BlueLizardKing]

If they had just adapted the Doom3 novels from Matthew Costello, they would have easily had a canonical female main character. Maria's a fucking badass and would absolutely do justice to a Doom movie. And if you had to give her an edgy backstory, it would have been zero effort to just give her Kane's.

[@superbodoque7860]

This is intriguing, you know how I can read these Doom 3 novels?

[@mrhaast5053]

Black guy wasn't wrong though, this movie was ultra nightmare level difficult to watch

[@RunningLight23]

69 ur welcome

[@takunate8137]

Fuck. Somebody hits the 70th likes

[@arthurstaufackar8561]

@Jacob Whitely No, i rather Finish Doom Eternal in ultra Nightmare than watching this movie.

[@theskullsoffreedomyt402]

Its not ultra nightmare difficulty its kill me difficulty

[@jotunnomachy2480]

As a fan of mst3k and rifftrax I've learned to appreciate bad low budget movies. They're relaxing to watch especially in this case when compared to the 2005 one and you can have a couple laughs at the stupidity or god awful acting/special effects along with one or two handfuls of amusing smirks. DOOM 2005 although technically better is unpleasant to watch because it's a scene or concept that's either executed well but the premise is uninteresting or it's poorly executed but the idea was good, and then couple that with the little suspense there is and it's unpleasant. Though if they got rid of rapo creep and horny black guy I might have a different opinion, though rapo creep's ".... what?:)?:)" was hilarious.

[@nightdweller2902]

"Hi, I'm a possum and I find garbage." Possibly the greatest intro ever.

[@darkmatt3r62]

He hit the motherload here Edit: unlimited supply of trash too

[@ajirizawa5743]

Inspiring

[@schnoig_]

This movie just proves how strong and needed doomguy is, they barely managed to survive an imp, one of the most common and weakest enemies in the games. And now they’re making a sequel to this. Oh boy.

[@donaldolivier6786]

Hey 🅱️eter

[@baronofcinnamontoast3260]

Zombiemen and lost souls are easier but imps aren't much better.

[@outrider5896]

While they deal with 2 imps and 10 zombies(I think they are called the possessed) doom guy just goes trough 7 hell knights, 3 pinkies 1-2 hell barons while chainsaw in a banshee, then wipes 30 imps with a BFG blast

[@klazman7757]

@@outrider5896 you forgot the icon of sin and shooting a hole into mars

[@outrider5896]

@@klazman7757 where do u think he got the BFG and what else could he be shooting on Mars?

[@radioraptor9110]

5:23 it is not just audiological violence it is pure pleasure to those who listen to it

[@devonmcdonald5645]

The Cast: Who needs DoomGuy? Everyone: No one liked that.

[@JohnDoe-xy5dd]

It just shows how out of touch these people are. And they do it in the dumbest way possible.

[@teminternetemmordor7178]

Speech -100 (oof noises)

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

*The Slayer would like to know their location*

[@Asmanedeah]

Everybody disliked that

[@maxlantern100]

They rolled a nat 1.

[@romanrainwater418]

The helmets they have on are for airsoft, they're like 40 bucks on Amazon

[@operatorspectre7428]

The airsoft ones are based off real ballistic FAST helmets. But yes the ones in the movie are fake

[@davetheduck6801]

@@operatorspectre7428 ah yes, *that will definitely save me from demons*

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

@@davetheduck6801 i know its a joke but do you think in john wick keanu goes apeshit and kills people on set or what

[@davetheduck6801]

@@MiguelAngel-go4ck duh, how else do they do the movie

[@DragonDino2122]

What?

[@Mobsteria]

When the 'strong' female protagonist looks like she can't fit in the armor she wears, you know that this is bad

[@davetheduck6801]

For fuck sake, they had to follow simple rules 1. Get a actor that doesn’t speak 2. Have iconic enemies and weapons 3. Heavy Metal

[@feedthemeat543f]

How hard is it to have an hour's worth of an angry man butchering demons to heavy metal? Like it's a doom movie, you aren't making high art here

[@Mobsteria]

Exactly. Its not that hard to make a Doom Movie. Its pretty straight forward. Violence, violence, a little bit of lore and an actual BFG

[@Eduardo-vq1kr]

@@davetheduck6801 akcchually it's industrial metal

[@TheBonesMalone]

Hell they could have gone amd get that guy who did the live action trailer for Doom 2016

[@squirrelthegamer8483]

“If they really wanted to make a movie that’s based on a video game about a woman in space armor who shoots monsters, they should’ve adapted Metroid.” Yes! Hell yes we need a good adaptation of Metroid!

[@Virtualblueart]

And that's why I'm glad these guys didn't do Metroid. It needs to be a good adaptation.

[@superbodoque7860]

@@Virtualblueart fr, they still wouldn't have liked it because the game movie adaptation curse wasn't lifted until the Sonic movie came out

[@PsychoMeerkat]

"Doomguy isn't sensitive and caring" How dare you act like he didn't love Daisy like his own child

[@danioking5369]

Psycho Meerkat and didn’t beat the shit out of the dude who ordered him to kill civilians

[@zotethemighty5338]

And how he saved vega

[@silverkitsune835]

Doom guy has a painting of him and daisy in doom erternal and keep the foot of daisy to remind her of her inocents not for luck

[@lilsumn325]

I think he means after daisy died he became not caring and isnt sensitive but it is because of pure anger so its pitta both sides

[@silverkitsune835]

@@lilsumn325 oh that makes sense

[@theoneandonlygree1203]

“Who needs a doom slayer” Slayer: *unholy laughter stops abruptly*

[@regal2590]

I'm dying rn

[@Kitsune_Chara_CG]

Like really when you wanna boil it down its not just that shes female the problem is that she isnt even anything like doomguy if she was a badass soldiers which slays demons without fear and the bfg wouldnt be a literly a bit stronger single shot plasma gun in green then this would be an ok movie ive watched it and was disapointed lol

[@xx-doomripper-xx3249]

*loads super shotgun with malicious intent*

[@a.nonnymouse7655]

*loads S shotgun with holy intent*

[@tristinbreland3025]

Ok I could write a better script and I’m 13

[@dachangoo594]

Imps in annihilation: A challenge for a squad of trained space Marines. Imps in literally any Doom game: Literally dies in one shot from a shotgun

[@-Grey-]

NOT EVEN A SUPER ONE

[@gsquadxz]

The imps in the games are much stronger in hand to hand combat than humans... Unless you are the Slayer.

[@dachangoo594]

@@gsquadxz yeah but the space marines here are implied to be strong as doomguy, which isnt the case because the majority of them die

[@Manjustman_25806]

Mate in doom eternal they get staggered from two shots of a heavy canon

[@savril6901]

a baron i woud understand to be strong but...an....imp?

[@youraveragebinchicken6807]

“Is Doom Annihilation that bad?” Let me answer that question with another question… *Does it have a Doom Slayer?*

[@long_chin_man]

doom 2005: oh god this is awful doom 2019: god isnt listening so you finally learn how it feels to like star wars.

[@jordanmcree2603]

you guys are idiots, the first doom movie was badass, go stick to avatar you fucking carebears

[@Dragoster]

@@jordanmcree2603 Your pfp perfectly describes your comment.

[@aregularperson7453]

@@Dragoster i mean, its better than annihilation at least. still doesn't mean it was badass tho, was actually kinda boring to me

[@cakeboss4194]

The first Doom film at least had cheap CG and Rock Johnson going for it. Annihilation has cheap-ass props that look like they were lifted from old stock for shitty kid's costume shops, and a egomaniac for a lead character.

[@Miqael]

I like Star Wars. That is why I skipped the new movies entirely. I will do the same for this piece of sh*t.

[@morgmeyer]

I like how the longer this goes on, the less he cares about the movie.

[@ryanbrady6252]

This is true

[@mrps2dvd2770]

No joke as he was describing the plot I started getting bored even describing this movie to someone is painful and terrible

[@ionman1761]

Yea

[@no5565]

“Hey boss what should doom guy look like” Boss: Strong female protagonists “Alright how about everyone else” Boss: e-girl, asian people, average white guy and black guy

[@terryjones5049]

Yellow people*

[@commanderknee3821]

You forgot the muslim dude

[@valenciamarteen8438]

what?

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@government of canada you are the type of person to get angry at a man for no reason

[@risottopose9970]

the ender destruction He is kinda right, Commanderknee needs a geography lesson

[@pancake9978]

9:07 "Nintendo is smart enough not to sell their movie rights to universal" That didn't age well

[@elcamello1980]

He was talking about Metroid.

[@Mudoh415]

Didn’t Mario do insane numbers though?

[@Match25]

" he then starts monologuing like a Cheesy villain in a bad movie" Do I need to State how that's pointing out the obvious

[@Shmonguss]

Yeah the movie sucks

[@PaganShagger]

Stating the obvious sure. But it's funny to hear it in a REVIEW.

[@farenhaight4133]

Doomguy never even mutters a single word in the game anyway. The whole movie could be him completely silent while killing demons and it would still be good.

[@kruppcorp2359]

It would be better*

[@dandare9055]

"Audioviolence" .... that sounds like an actual genre.

[@groovyfox2889]

*screams in ASMR*

[@disbeafakename167]

I like it.

[@wurmturm]

Miguel Burgos nah that’s audiosexualassault

[@manboy4720]

i think it kind of is. there's a music genre called 'danger music' or something, and most of it is just somebody screaming. smashing glass and throwing objects around. some guy did a show where he just smashed plates on the stage, and sometimes threw them at the audience.

[@FudgePuppy_]

It should be

[@ericchung3177]

Short answer: yes. Long answer: y e s

[@Soul93Taker]

Long answer: Fuck yes.

[@martso9288]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[@rafafirdaus3675]

@@martso9288 AND YES AGAIN!

[@tspeplow]

Even longer awnser: F U C K Y E S

[@elkyubi4281]

Affirmative

[@devongreen5188]

I know I'm late but why does his whole rant perfectly describe how I feel about this movie? It's amazing how right he is

[@yaboilucario4543]

Because everyone who has actually seen 2 minutes of gameplay in doom agrees with him. The movie was a total cashgrab that failed. One of the reasons I like him is he isn't scared to call something trash.

[@devongreen5188]

@@yaboilucario4543 all I can say to that is true

[@ChanceKearns]

Doom (2005): we tried and failed Doom (2019): LoOk iTS a WooOoOMannN

[@marionetteking4036]

I'll rewatch Doom 2005 anytime of day before I rewatch annihilation

[@taxevasion430]

Imagine doomgirl b r u h

[@spookyleviathanboi3499]

"Doom (2005):we *tried* and failed" They actually tried

[@ChanceKearns]

@@spookyleviathanboi3499 exactly

[@MaxCE]

@@taxevasion430 rule34 lol

[@thatguythatdoesstuff8826]

"And he's willing to kill anything that gets in the way of his killing" What an epic line

[@joeyjointjebaiter1275]

He's killing things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things

[@Xeno-kb6dm]

DaBlueSniper damn right

[@iswayuri]

@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 damn right

[@iswayuri]

DaBlueSniper (sorry wrong name) damn right

[@nevanleong5954]

When you use bullets to kill demons to replace the bullets you used to kill the demons to replace the bullets you used to kill the demons... In another word *I'm here to kill demons to get bullets to kill demons...and I'm all outta bullets*

[@oneconn9959]

We have a female doomguy. her name is Samus Aran, and she’s a badass

[@nonagon1299]

Is guy used in both genders?just asking

[@oneconn9959]

ruster playz well you say guys when you have a group of boys and girls, so is it?

[@Skelath]

@@oneconn9959 You forgot Sigourney Weaver

[@peoplebro_1294]

Dont give the fan fic writers ideas

[@solitudeguard3196]

Doom guy would beat the living hell outta her

[@bopeton]

The computer getting possessed is silly. In Doom 2016, part of the reason they use VEGA is because he's immune to possession, being a computer.

[@sorrenblitz805]

Well that and he's an incorruptible aspect of a creation of the disgraced original creator of all things. Doom Eternal got insane.

[@Heartrose7]

I mean, it's not even believable using Doom 3 as a basis, because it took extensive time and corruption before the Demons in that could even mildly affect technology. It's why thre quaduped turrent-drones were safe to use.

[@yearls]

I'm female, I freaking love Doom, one of those games I grew up with. I still to this day return to the original Dooms just because it's nostalgic. Changing the protagonist to female is just a really dumb idea, and I am so glad I watched this and didn't buy that movie. He's called Doom Guy, not Doom Woman, it doesn't work so well, doesn't roll off your tongue as good. And that BFG looked more like the Plasma gun, from old days. Loved Doom 2016 and looking forward to Doom Eternal. This movie however, I won't be touching now, ty for the review :D

[@hipgnostic560]

Do you have an old PC? I still have all the doom games but i can't get them to work on any computer I've used in the last 7 years. It makes me sad. I want to go back to that universe so bad

[@demizson576]

Doom has ports that are compatible with modern Windows OSs. Just Google "GZDoom".

[@makinbacon8725]

DoomGal

[@nabilshah9184]

Finally, some girl who doesn’t start screaming when we protested for a male doom character. Women I SALUTE YOU

[@conner3548]

@@makinbacon8725 Well they weren't smart enough to use that tho so...

[@joeyk3134]

After playing the games, seeing her tiny little lady head in that huge helmet and armor trying to look tough is hilarious

[@johnwhite4461]

Yes. Especially how the doom marine makes his huge bulky armor look tiny on his manly frame

[@ddrokstr]

@@johnwhite4461 I was about to say the same thing, His OG Marine uniform has his 6 pack uncovered like if he ripped out of his clothes lol

[@disbeafakename167]

Its every bit as funny in reality. I went from the Presidential Honor Guard (height minimums, tailored uniforms and serious physical fitness requirements and all male) to a National Guard unit with women in it. They were so cute and tiny in their body armor and helmets. It was like looking at my kid wearing my gear.

[@dian_32]

@@disbeafakename167 lmao

[@dian_32]

@@disbeafakename167 reminds me of the beginning of metroid prime 3 where Samus says she even needs to wear kid gloves during combat

[@SaIti2]

Random person: I liked this movie I think the fact there was no doom guy with a female lead Me: seeing him flashing orange

[@laufey703]

If you glory kill her there's no ammo but alcohol coming out so you can forget this movie easier

[@Dabajaws]

cheers to alchohalism

[@troppie7823]

Styx Then u rip his only eye out

[@andreyshort9167]

I actually liked the 2005 doom movie, that first person shooter sequence was really awesome.

[@gustavocantu1794]

Turn off your brain and you'll love it. I know I did. I watch it once a year!

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

Plus they brought in more than just the Imps. The fact that they had a showdown with a Hell Knight against Destroyer was a great move. One of the best scenes in there alongside the first-person scene. And it was even more impressive the fact that he almost won against the Hell Knight despite losing his gun early on.

[@tappy8741]

I liked the 2005 film but the shooter sequence was awful.

[@Heartrose7]

@@tappy8741 I and most others I've spoken to personally, actually love that scene.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

DOOM 2016 increased my testosterone and cured my ED. This movie has shrunken my testicles and made me sterile. I hope DOOM Eternal will restore my manhood.

[@thelittleagustus.2292]

Arch viles are coming back. Prepare your sack

[@VSPhotfries]

You should probably see a doctor for that, actually...

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@VSPhotfries I did, actually. Not a great experience, though. Instead of asking me any questions (or even so much as saying hello), he just starts throwing red, blue, and yellow pills at me nonstop.

[@ericjimenez4360]

@@PelemusMcSoy then he probably left so he could enter some fight with a sentient pick balloon man?

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@ericjimenez4360 Worse. He went go-karting with all of his mortal enemies.

[@kingmoon2622]

Narrator: the only thing they fear is you... Female protagonist: “me?” Narrator: no the person behind you DoomGuy: “don’t worry maybe next time buddy”

[@baronofhellfireborne5561]

Petition to ban strong female characters

[@Zactipus]

@@baronofhellfireborne5561 signed

[@hydrathehustler9528]

Baron of hell Fireborne signed

[@MemeSlayer982]

Signed

[@Nm-jq3by]

Baron of hell Fireborne signed

[@FlyingCheezBurgers]

Something that makes the movie even more pitiful to me is that when I made a tweet about the guns looking like spray painted nerf rifles the director himself started arguing with me.

[@Mal0taroKujo]

Lmao was the director so sensitive about the guns that don't even look like the in game guns

[@EasySqueezy1]

I got suspended on twitter for saying “doom needs a doom guy and not a forced female role”

[@raaston9761]

@@EasySqueezy1twitter is the worst social media platform

[@kankeydong2500]

@@raaston9761 don't say that. It can get worse than that.

[@atticusvan5874]

@@raaston9761 not including KZbin

[@dexterdexter8208]

So you've got this with Doom (2005): 4 eyed Imps with cool design choices Destructive BFG (Blue Freaking Gun) BFG Grenade that I would have liked to see in Doom Eternal Hell Knights Pinkies Mice A male protagonist References that are fitting Compared to this crap: A BFG (Bad, failed garbage) An Imp that looks like somebody attempted to put a costume on an animatronic that had its components on its body A female protagonist that makes Rey seem like Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas References that would be fitting in a movie 14 years from then A blue zombie design that is worse than the zombies in 2005

[@andreyshort9167]

I grew up watching the first doom I really liked it.

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

Annihilation's BFG reminds me of Skulltag's BFG10K except it was far less remarkable.

[@williammuirhead6927]

The possum animation quality is better than most movies

[@charleseternal1751]

Sad truths

[@zazbellum7350]

It's better than the Doom movie

[@SpringDavid]

Doom Slayer, *_one of the most terrifiying humans to fight with_* DoomWahmen, one of the most shitiest mary sues ever made

[@Slappap]

It's not even a character it's a mary sue

[@deffonotdio6751]

@@Slappap but Mary sue was originally a character, just a shit one

[@Clonehelmethole]

Batman is more terrifying the Doom Slayer but yes he is way more terrifying then this shitty version

[@SpringDavid]

@@Clonehelmethole But the Doom Slayer isn't the Batman of the Doom series?

[@Clonehelmethole]

Spring David yes that’s true

[@connortripp99]

Joan Dark: Who needs a Doomguy. Samuel Hayden: here’s your tombstone.

[@halo129830]

Connor Tripp doom slayer shows up just after killing icon of sin for a second time. Bitch you say my name in vain! Revs chainsaw*

[@macksV2]

I think you mean gay robot that won’t let you shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

[@Karak-_-]

Dr. Samuel Hayed is more closer to cyborg then robot, or at least his brain is still mostly human. I really like how they portraited him, not as money hungry asshole, but only as someone who is willing to risk and make sacrifices (the argent tower, not the peope, those were risks) for better of humanity. In Ethernal, he helped locals with defense aginst Slaves of Doom, which would be almost imposible without the Crucible. He just sometimes wishes to be still able to move with his hands so he could facepalm. Althrough that bit about VEGA being or originateing from the Father and him being the Seraphim are little bit werid to my taste.

[@macksV2]

Karak Dalík ok

[@haillobster7154]

So... which 3rd grader came up with a name like "Joan Dark"?

[@WisteriaDrake]

Sad thing is, Doom Girl isn't an inherently bad idea, if done properly. Make her a bit beefier, a little taller, and of course, up the violence to the max, and it doesn't matter what gender the Slayer is. But yeah, if you want a female character in a sci fi role, why not make a Halo movie with a female Spartan? Or maybe Perfect Dark?

[@probablynotmyname8521]

I think gina carano would be a great doomslayer.

[@managementman9231]

"and it doesn't matter what gender the slayer is" that's gotta be the dumbest comment about doom I've heard and the lore proves you wrong and we technicall have a doom girl she's from quake her name is crash

[@managementman9231]

@@probablynotmyname8521 yes

[@VergilSpardaDMC]

woman main character in game/movie is a good idea but only when it's doing not by force ( bc there MUST be woman hur dur *angry twitter sounds*)

[@thelazyindividual7514]

That halo comment aged kinda poorly

[@yodathewise1207]

Me: Mom, can i get doom eternal? Mom: No, we have doom at home. Doom at home:

[@tornado0278]

Honestly, great comment!!! 😃🤣

[@BrightLord1823]

Oh you poor thing that is pure torture

[@criminalpidgeon4636]

How could anyone do that to someone?

[@St0pLookingAtMyProfile]

Nice user name, Guy.

[@DreadnaughtyArt]

"We need futuristic looking soldiers, what should we do?" "Eh, just give them airsoft reproduction gear and Kryptek camo, that will work."

[@tacticalmeme732]

They couldn't even by bothered to get something that looks vaguely sci-fi lmao

[@mach2223]

it's literally kalashnikovs in black painted cardboard boxes

[@Azachor]

@@mach2223 no they ain't. Don't say that. Those shits are so obviously plastic.

[@kronos_productions2639]

My exact thought

[@generalsemyon2369]

Strong female character: I killed demons Doomguy/slayer:ripping and tearing stops

[@silverkitsune835]

Doom guy:aww do you want a cookie

[@halo129830]

silver kitsune he’d be like Bitch you think those are demons. Marauder shows up* “Beat him 10 dozen times and we will talk”

[@souptimelost9611]

@@halo129830 let's not forget the multiple times he has killed the Icon, Angels, ect

[@halo129830]

SuperFireman151 yea them too I haven’t played eternal yet but I just got my associates in computer engineering maybe I’ll buy it.

[@ImADeity]

Imp she killed imps. it's like saying "I'VE KILLED A GIANT BEAST" and you stepped on a large ant

[@stormp6962]

Damn, when ID software straight up said that they’re not even involved with that abomination of a movie that misrepresents the series entirely, my respect for them went up even more.

[@dragonlordex]

"We see scars on her back to know she is a tough girl." Scars on your back would happen either because A) You fell on your back, B) You were flanked or C) You turned your back to your enemy. So....no. She's either below competent or a coward. To quote One Piece about Whitebeard; "Half his face melted off, slashed and stabbed 267 times, hit by more than 152 bullets and 46 cannon shots, all in one battle... but when the jacket comes off, there is not a single scar on his back, as he never showed it to the enemy.' Sorry movie, but you messed up on that too.

[@boufrops6845]

Or you are the original minifig model for spitta from lego Ninjago

[@ardagurbuz6924]

Well not really. Being flanked means the person has gone against multiple opponents at the same time, or even ambushed but survived. Since, you know, the person is still alive even after that. I would say that it's pretty tough.

[@GoldenProductionTE]

Generally, I agree, but scars on the back could also be due to fragmentation grenades.

[@JsphCrrll]

@@ardagurbuz6924 I think you're missing the point.

[@haylongwang3002]

Thats... Thats a realy fucking bad anology you are making...

[@kavaldevereux3111]

"Oh it's a demonic invasion... ah the police will handle it." I don't know why that made me laugh lol

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

Kaval Devereux Because that's most of the Doom II plot.

[@Optimus97]

It reminds me of Nostalgia Critic's review of "Batman and Robin" (that was back when he used to be funny): "How dare you didn't stop them?! It's not like this is a job for the poli-... uhh... How dare you didn't stop them?!"

[@Outworlder862]

“I’m not sure how you get scars on your back from working in a kitchen..” 💀

[@zed6234]

"Doomguy isn't sensitive or caring." Daisy: *exists*

[@ScorchtheHawk]

And is dead

[@danieldorn2927]

When Daisy died and gone to heaven, she took Doomguys emotions besides rage and anger with her

[@landencarr5443]

@@danieldorn2927 correction, daisy was what gave doomguy these emotions of passion and love. Daisy was the peaceful counterpart to the aggression in doomguy. A perfect fit, and a tragedy straight from Shakespeare of a man HELLbent on revenge for his better half being taken from him. The rabbit he loved the most, gone. when Daisy was taken, doomguy's true nature was unleashed upon hell and its inhabitants. The story writes itself so much, ID didn't even bother writing much of it.

[@dadofrats]

That’s DoomMarine

[@calebschwenk6044]

Doomguy is just your dad when he is ticked

[@rompevuevitos222]

"Look we put zombies like in the game!" "But the doom zombies don't eat flesh, they use weapons...." "Here says the game has zombies, those are zombies, if you wanted me to be original you shouldn't have ordered a movie on a budget"

[@mau7522]

I really don't want to defend this movie, but they DO eat flesh in Doom 3, and in the manual of Doom 2 it's mentioned that they eat flesh as well

[@maplesyrup6529]

The zombies look like walking skeletons with on socket for an eye

[@Rain_lights]

@DOAMA wait do they eat dead flesh? I thought the 2016 zombies just piled everything together to make gore nests

[@Rain_lights]

@DOAMA well yeah gotta kill the meat first or it runs away from the gore nest. Also if it looks like a zombie and acts like a zombie it's a zombie, the cause of said state is moot

[@rompevuevitos222]

@DOAMA Fun fact: the original zombie from myths is the voodoo zombie, a human (often times resurrected but it can also be a live one) whose mind is overriden by someone else trough magic, if the zombie derives of a living person it can be impossible to tell the difference if it's properly controlled

[@CELTICSAVAGE32]

"Man hours? We like to say people hours..." - Justine Trudeau

[@ryanjensen5897]

Manhandled

[@deathblade2639]

@@ryanjensen5897 peoplehandled* that's more inclusive

[@isaac14ac]

That pussy is such a joke

[@CELTICSAVAGE32]

@Raw cones and after singing dayo...

[@CELTICSAVAGE32]

@@isaac14ac his days are numbered.

[@Lyrical14369]

I like to think that this is just a group of UAC people that have to deal with a couple of fodder enemies before the DoomGuy dealt with them. Imagine the main character seeing a caco or mancubus for the first time, that'd be priceless.

[@ryanschneider115]

That makes this movie infinity more hilarious.

[@JasonSmith-jj9hq]

The difference between doomguy and “strong female character” is that doomguy focuses more in his goal than whining like a baby

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

Jason Smith ikr

[@Ghost7065]

Well according to the director (and take that with a grain of salt) his inspiration was his catholic upbringing. (edit) the whole heaven and hell aspect of the game is why though the following. basically that's the bad guy (hell), here's the good guy (heaven. end edit) so he thought (more or less) "who do I know that is/was a prominent figure that represents the church/god?" he first thought was the virgin mary then he decided joan of arch thus "joann dark" the lead character was born. he chose a women because he didn't want to do what the last film did and because he just though it was an inspired idea. it's not a feminist movie by any means, it's just more of a personal choice on the director's part still a bad bad choice though.

[@Heyheyhey0475]

So women are weak?

[@ValderCorpOfficial]

@@Ghost7065 and the problem came when the lead actress posted that tweet...

[@Ghost7065]

@@ValderCorpOfficial well she wasn't trying to be a complete dumbass but really according to the director, it was a really sarcastic joke not meant to be taking literally. she is Irish after all. they (Irish ppl) can be really fing crazy with their sarcasm.

[@meilikino]

“The movie ends on a hook for a sequel that will never happen” Yeah, definitely.

[@Fino-nd4hp]

Fun fact: recently universal announced the sequel

[@CygnusTheSilly]

@@Fino-nd4hp fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@trevevern6788]

@@Fino-nd4hp FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS TRUE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[@painterofplastic1968]

I a hobbyist writer could write a better doom movie than this garbage

[@egoblin1351]

@@painterofplastic1968 you could shit a better one out the bar is really low

[@ExemplarKyle]

I'm just sitting here wondering why the hell a Doom movie hasn't been made in the style of Hardcore Henry. A mute protagonist (Doomguy) that gets spoonfed bits and pieces of lore along the way all while kicking some serious ass. (Also Doomguy) Start the movie in the Mars facility, end the movie either in Hell, on the way back from Hell, or arrive on Earth to see that Hell has invaded it. (For a proper sequel bait true to the game series, assuming the movie creator gives a shit about keeping true to the series)

[@ddubsquizzee2158]

That would be SO AWESOMEW!!!!!!!!

[@JohnDoe-xy5dd]

I agree. Hardcore Henry style Doom with an actual man and no politics or other bullsh!t would be great. But I doubt we'll ever see it.

[@hellriegel7837]

Exemplar Kyle that’s probably the best way to represent- in a hardcore Henry style. It’s what I’m thinking of doing if I made a doom movie

[@tristinbreland3025]

Doom 2016

[@gametrooperjames8246]

Perhapa get The Rock, or Vin Diesel to play him. They'd probably fit his stature in the first person view.

[@RayTheClown69]

Me and my dad were watching this movie. He said the formation these "Marines" were in would've already shot themselves then we stopped watching it.

[@cheafmin1399]

"How do you exorcise a computer?" Simple, get a local tech priest and have him preform the holy rites of working in the name of the omnisiah.

[@yokaiju8909]

The emperor accepts the mechanicus' allegiance. They prove useful, so we may call them Brothers.

[@gallowglass3764]

IS THAT A FUCKING 40K REFERENCE???

[@7SGThenkai]

Have you tried turn it off and on again?

[@realMrVent]

EXCORCISM.EXE

[@n0kt0h45]

@@HelghastStalker For the Emprah!

[@gerritenjasper135]

The part where he said: “stick around for an add break” was the first time i didnt mind an add, it was awesome! I’ve never seen that before!

[@tyler1673]

I didn't get an ad... was there supposed to be one?

[@cwonincucumber1552]

there's adds?

[@lightningchegg4823]

Ikr!

[@busterbackster1]

They can pick where they put ads

[@atlasthechamp82]

I got the ad, it's pretty cool actually

[@brennangulka9793]

“I don’t know how you get scars from working in a kitchen” pure gold 😂

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Kind of a boomer joke ngl

[@nickyblue4866]

@@thechosenjuan8776 shutup zoomer

[@thechosenjuan8776]

@@nickyblue4866 I could be a millenial for all you know

[@CartoonyPirate]

@@thechosenjuan8776 "Haha I used boomer in an argument lol XDDD I'm hilarious!" *Proceeds to get triggered and say some shitty argument* (little prediction)

[@thechosenjuan8776]

@@CartoonyPirate I mean, “wife belong in kitchen” jokes are boomer humor by definition... I’m succeeding in saying something accurate, more than saying something funny.

[@AmayzingJack]

"Who needs a doomguy?" Doom.

[@MK-ld6il]

“Who needs a doomguy” fight one hell knight and her ass will be begging for a doomguy

[@h_nex]

kinda late but this sounds so wrong without context

[@ThermalLime]

Not even a hell knight, id say a soilder

[@user-om9cf2tl8k]

OwO

[@A.Z.296]

@@ThermalLime Well she does struggle with ONE IMP

[@TheBonesMalone]

@@h_nex heheheheh.

[@memesouls8653]

This movie even makes me appreciate the 2005 Doom movie...and that says something...

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

It really does... And that scares me

[@silverkitsune835]

Nice pfp

[@edgarparnell5429]

Dud me too bro, I forgot that I have the disc movie. Lol 😂

[@tepektrailblazer216]

I kinda like doom 2005 for the FPS sene

[@memesouls8653]

@@tepektrailblazer216 Really the only scene worth watching that paid respect to the source material it was based off of (Doom 3)

[@localdingus6788]

Doom Movie Characters: Ok we cleared the first level of Imps and Zombies and the whole team died Doom Guy: (sitting atop a throne of Hell Knight skulls drinking a fresh cold one from the skull of a Baron of Hell) Pathetic.

[@benurban8875]

Joan Dark:who needs doom guy? EVERY SINGLE FAN OF DOOM:Rip and Tear starts

[@korukuzey3248]

Even the fact that what I imagined after reading your paranthesis is better then the movie overall explains how bad it was

[@duaneborgaes7449]

Doom Guy: what difficulty do they have it... Don't Hurt Me !?!?! Again. Pathetic!

[@that1dude704]

Can't wait for someone to animate his reaction to annihilation, it'll be better than the whole movie.

[@zombieguy4444]

The Doom Slayer is a true man of equal rights He murders hell creatures of all types He doesn't discriminate