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@PossumReviews4 жыл бұрын
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@PossumReviews4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why KZbin keeps unpinning my comment.
@CabezasDePescado4 жыл бұрын
A better comparison would be "is based on "Doom like Thor Ragnarok is based on anything Marvel or Nordic mythology related" but is unfair to Doom Annihilation vecause at least it follows closer the game story than anything from Thor Ragnarok
@thedreamz93764 жыл бұрын
John carmack is one if the developers of the original doom game...
@tylermcflyer30614 жыл бұрын
Possum Reviews OK POSSUM! GET OVER HERE SNOWFLAKE punching noises and plastic breaking are heard*
@streambotnt20954 жыл бұрын
finally I can beat a minority without consequences like SJWs showing up saying how mean I am.
@neimu85084 жыл бұрын
The guy who looks like Doomguy is the actual main character. He just wanted to get killed so he could get to hell faster, the actual movie takes place off screen in hell.
@ChronicNOTAG4 жыл бұрын
Ah, shit, I hate it when my movies happen off-screen.
@bentrod34054 жыл бұрын
Honestly that wouldve been so much better and in character
@AxelStone14 жыл бұрын
That might explain how Doomguy got killed at the end of episode 1, went from Mars to Deimos between episodes 1 & 2.
@Ghost70654 жыл бұрын
technically that's not doom guy according to the director, that character is just bj blazkowits. it really he's just a reference to wolfienstien, not doom.
@edmardisla84924 жыл бұрын
*joke*
@ronaldochoa8724 жыл бұрын
Your side plot about a demon breaking into your house is a whole lot more interesting than the entire plot of Doom Annihilation.
@lordpapirika12384 жыл бұрын
Strait fax.
@coranbaker64014 жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched the video yet and I'm already invested.
@dudewheresmyvideo4 жыл бұрын
The beginning of doom is just doom guy had a nap and a demon disturbed him and he’s mad
@dudewheresmyvideo4 жыл бұрын
Doom 2016
@Obeyed_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@ryaquaza3offical4 жыл бұрын
Me as a kid: “oh boy, I wish they’d make a Doom Movie” 2 films later: “I take it back”
@RAC00NFANGIRL4 жыл бұрын
Ryaquaza 1 too late!
@Cristov1234 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Karl Urban Doom is a guilty pleasure movie for me. It's stupid as hell, but in an enjoyable way. Plus that first person perspective sequence was actually kinda cool.
@TheCrackedFirebird4 жыл бұрын
We should have anticipated this though. Been a doom fan since its shareware release and tbh, compared to this streaming pile...I'd rather watch Super Mario Bros again.
@Vindictator19724 жыл бұрын
ID needs to make the next DOOM movie. They could give us what we want. Or start from the beginning and give us the origin story.
@RallenCaptura4 жыл бұрын
@@Vindictator1972 I'd even watch a movie where Doomguy is the constant ex machina in every scene without saying anything at all. Or it simply builds up to a showdown featuring him like they did with Halo Forward Unto Dawn where Master Chief shows up in the last half and everything is just fun to watch.
@solomonsilbert-enright12703 жыл бұрын
"the doom slayer isn't sensitive and caring" his entire backstory is that a demon killed his pet rabbit, and he's still angry
@chair24363 жыл бұрын
hes so angry he killed satan
@sethmichel61383 жыл бұрын
Demon 1: hey, look at this rabbit I killed Demon 2: where did you find it Demon 1: in this house with like 30 types of guns, why? Demon 2: ........ Demon 1: Why do I hear boss music Demon 2: *starts praying
@illusioNery3 жыл бұрын
I mean, John Wick had his last connection to his dead wife severed when they killed the dog she got him as a present that set him off into a warpath that’s still going on…so it makes sense
@dreaddenji77573 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone forget the fact that right next to the bunny there was the body of his disfigured wife and child
@papaoso83403 жыл бұрын
@@dreaddenji7757 Because we all want that bunny
@smergthedargon89744 жыл бұрын
This movie looks like a porn parody of Star Trek.
@bmann14k4 жыл бұрын
Nah, the porn parodies look better. This is more of a fan film made by people who never played doom.
@blindedjourneyman4 жыл бұрын
@@bmann14k dead on
@Overlapinion4 жыл бұрын
I could make a better film and I’m only fourteen and have no experience in movies but I have played doom 2016 and doom OG on my chromebook
@RainyBat4 жыл бұрын
Best comment, though porn parodies usually care more about it's source materials
@aPumpkn4 жыл бұрын
@@Overlapinion please don't
@facemcshooty66024 жыл бұрын
"Who needs a doomguy?" "Doom"
@facemcshooty66023 жыл бұрын
@Brenen Pantoja guy slayer
@facemcshooty66023 жыл бұрын
@Brenen Pantoja uh oh
@XDefaultBoe3 жыл бұрын
@Brenen Pantoja sexist murderers
@flopchop84643 жыл бұрын
yes
@davetheduck68013 жыл бұрын
I mean, Earth did need the Doomguy
@uttiboii41684 жыл бұрын
The BFG in the movie isn’t really a BFG it’s more like a LFG.
@banned71824 жыл бұрын
*Lame Ass Gun.
@purpledefaultpfp62334 жыл бұрын
Last fuck given
@Mate3974 жыл бұрын
@@purpledefaultpfp6233 Last Fuck Given would be like a blackhole bomb or something on that level able to destroy literally everything.
@asdergold14 жыл бұрын
More like Average Fucking Gun 76
@maplesyrup65294 жыл бұрын
LFG Should be UCR U:Useless C: Copied R: Rip-off
@araphis8363 жыл бұрын
"If doom fans don't like what you did they'll burn your house down" - Mick Gordon
@Mariana573303 жыл бұрын
We'll do it AGAIN
@Order-si7nd3 жыл бұрын
Our lord and savior mick Gordon will lead us to good doom movies and if we find a bad one we burn the heritic of a director at the stake
@vst67273 жыл бұрын
He knows us.
@Houseoffear1003 жыл бұрын
Those who say violence is never the answer clearly never played doom.
@phud693 жыл бұрын
@@Order-si7nd Or maybe not, given the current drama
@Jilktube4 жыл бұрын
“What kind of reactor?” “Fusion reactor.” “Nuclear?” “No. We smash potatoes together until electricity comes out.”
@darby29564 жыл бұрын
I think that's how they wrote the dialogue for this movie
@zwolslayer23004 жыл бұрын
i have ideas for fusion reactor; they won't involve potato (unless you mean potatoes to feed workers); it will be a nuclear fusion reactor that uses deuterium and shall be eco friendly (because He-4 doesn't react, and is non-fissionable); be sure to have an influx of german south americans, so that we can improve relations with the countries that produce the most heavy water (looking at you, argentina!!!); lead shielding will protect against radiation, so no worries about radiation; however, you may notice changes to your surroundings; do not fear, for it is all part of the plan! (i will eventually find a way to turn earth in to a kardashev I civilization really really quick; i know a good location to start; them farallon plate remains are very exploitable, y'know; part of them even touches my home state; and it's the part that goes from the north american crust's bottom all the way down VERY NEAR to the outer core; i think we can perhaps rely on hell for GREAT POWER, even so much as relying on A NEW KIND OF GEOTHERMAL ENERGY that shall be from the outer core;) adios, goodbye, and auf wiedersehen!!! support germanfugees to avert WWIII!!!! after all, H****r was an environmentalist, and the destruction of the Amazon is going to affect the German populations (which produce plenty of multiple pregnancies btw; South Brazilian German women have the highest rates of multiple fetus pregnancy in the world;) this means that we need to accommodate them, and become their living space! so, avert WWIII ... by supporting Germanfugees ... to prevent a wasteland tribalistic German empire!!! i also have plans to make Dyson Spheres once we become Kardashev I, becoming Kardashev II!!!
@dudeguy85534 жыл бұрын
@@zwolslayer2300 ok lol
@zebaguettefromfrance12874 жыл бұрын
*NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD*
@edmardisla84924 жыл бұрын
@@zwolslayer2300 are u good?
@justconnnoor4 жыл бұрын
"Who needs a Doomguy?" Doom Slayer: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@paintbomb29074 жыл бұрын
“Who needs a Doomguy?” The box office: “So, you have chosen death”
@exxelsetijadi53484 жыл бұрын
yet another victim of women "equality" and/or hollywood stupidity that's why
@hubertusv3904 жыл бұрын
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@jeremybk544 жыл бұрын
super or regular?
@marvericksparda43994 жыл бұрын
You forgot with all of us with him
@bio090294 жыл бұрын
“Who needs doomguy” Obviously you cuz your getting mauled by wimpy imps every time there is a combat scene, you can’t even kill a budget zombie with the *_super shotgun_*
@doshman84604 жыл бұрын
Super *nerf* shotgun
@arthurmorgan58874 жыл бұрын
Infinity Stache It’s Nerf or Nothing!
@AbyssalPlague4 жыл бұрын
@@xanderomeister7828 Even the Marine from Doom 3 can punch out the demons...albiet, not as well.
@wma12704 жыл бұрын
Well a UAC soldier can do better than the protagonist
@thatoneguy96664 жыл бұрын
The DoomSlayer stop stealing my comments before I think about them
@StardustCorvid3 жыл бұрын
"These people could have been picking up trash" Instead they were making it
@alilrevive79724 жыл бұрын
The “bfg” looks like a poor attempt at the plasma rifle from 2016 DOOM
@ionman17614 жыл бұрын
Except much MUCH MUCH WORSE
@tacticstonk47404 жыл бұрын
I like to call the one from this movie the bsg aka the big shit gun
@sansskeleton42184 жыл бұрын
Its BS 9999999999 as i call it Bullshieter 999999999
@shoukokomi98074 жыл бұрын
Person Human I like SFG, small fucking gun or Shit fucking gun
@331coolguy4 жыл бұрын
Shouko Komi or LMG , for limp fucking gun.
@Jaeeden4 жыл бұрын
"Who needs a Doomguy? *middle finger and fist bump emoji*" Your movie, apparently.
@femi-naziolanerkek20293 жыл бұрын
*OOOOOOOOOOF*
@blightedcrowmain82363 жыл бұрын
@@femi-naziolanerkek2029 geyik yapma
@purplefire31903 жыл бұрын
@@blightedcrowmain8236 tf?
@blightedcrowmain82363 жыл бұрын
@@purplefire3190 is turkish
@purplefire31903 жыл бұрын
@@blightedcrowmain8236 oh ok
@dr.alexei45323 жыл бұрын
In the defense of these guys who almost died fighting a bunch of zombies, they were given nerf guns, a twig for a shotgun and a bfg 0.01
@@spookshankaman1038 you missed another 1000 power of zeros
@lowResGuy3 жыл бұрын
This is coming straight from the big scientist himself
@jahyamack83593 жыл бұрын
I want a doom movie that is just 24/7 incredibly gory action, like John Wick and Hardcore Henry combined and set in hell.
@mmediocrist3 жыл бұрын
Hardcore Henry was such a good FPV movie
@drebodollaz35042 жыл бұрын
Or mars..
@dumahdrummer6542 жыл бұрын
I watched a movie recently called hotel inferno 2, that could literally have been a better doom movie than this shit show of a movie we got
@sinjin8576 Жыл бұрын
But where will the identity politics and social commentary fit in? We cant have films without those! -every modern producer
@ctdaniels7049 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they should just get the John Wick crew to make a doom movie. While we're at it, yeah, add a huge lady in there. Sure hope that doesn't awaken anything in y'all. :P
@kappakappa13074 жыл бұрын
Doom Annihilation is the definition of Me: Can we get Doom? My mom: We have Doom at home. Doom at home:
@bucket14424 жыл бұрын
damn right.
@djsnifflesincorporated40134 жыл бұрын
I was going to like your comment but it's at the perfect number
@kappakappa13074 жыл бұрын
DJSniffles Incorporated someone did.
@djsnifflesincorporated40134 жыл бұрын
@@kappakappa1307 oof the world has fallen out of balance
@tristinbreland30254 жыл бұрын
That makes sense
@JohnSmith-pi3ls4 жыл бұрын
"Is Doom: Annihilation really that b-" "Yes." "I wasn't fin-" "It's a bad movie."
@RenaissanceBro4 жыл бұрын
Your sexist. She is a STRONG independent woman
@n0kt0h454 жыл бұрын
No. The directors should've focused on the original source material, not pandering to SJWs and calling all Doom fans "sexist" because they wanted a legitimate Doom movie, not Ghostbusters 2016.
@n0kt0h454 жыл бұрын
Also, remember what the Possum said. The main character was used only to get more viewers through stirring up SJW support. *They used SJW ideals to get more people watching the movie.*
@steven.26024 жыл бұрын
@@n0kt0h45 this isn't a youtube video where more views = more money, this is a movie, shown in theaters, where you need to pay upfront to see them. if anything, they made less money then they could have because all the people who wanted to see the movie in theaters didn't because they weren't gonna pay to watch a movie pandering to SJW's. all the pandering did was gain negative publicity for the movie, which isn't good.
@yoursexualizedgrandparents69294 жыл бұрын
@@RenaissanceBro *ur *they *whamen
@sergeantxdan3 жыл бұрын
The actress tried to defend this movie. Then after it released the she just magically ignored it like it never happened.
@mega_bird7003 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would too after I got my check
@SALshaNoma3 жыл бұрын
If not for this review I never would have known her and this movie existed.
@winns353 жыл бұрын
I mean they didn't even get her name right in the credits. Showed how much they cared.
@sergeantxdan3 жыл бұрын
@@winns35 If I was her I would want my name wrong in the credits as well.
@theshimmereffect35062 жыл бұрын
@@mega_bird700 lmao
@nocturn43523 жыл бұрын
*Literally fighting demons* "I don't believe in God" Wha-?
@Spartan1353 жыл бұрын
just another political statement. BLEH *Throws the Dark Lord at her* Me:you were saying?!
@mega_bird7003 жыл бұрын
The demon: "bro, if God didn't exist why am I here? If it was just us demons there would be no cosmic balance."
@Choatemister4 жыл бұрын
I bet they wanted to do a Metroid movie but Nintendo saw the “script” and morph ball rolled away.
@matthewzablocki53104 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. I laughed way harder than i shld have.
@ThatBloodraven01454 жыл бұрын
I would have dropped a power bomb at the feet of the person who showed me it. Just so nobody else would've been ashamed by this movie.
@TexasHellcat18364 жыл бұрын
@@matthewzablocki5310 I did too 😂
@Ohmman4 жыл бұрын
the fact theyd make a movie of doom or metroid is stupid as fuck, theyre silent protagonists, it makes no sense???
@theorcamafia4 жыл бұрын
@@Ohmman while doomguy is a silent protangonist samus isnt while you can't hear her speak it is implied she does by narration and thoughts in her head
@pathetic_girl3 жыл бұрын
“Is DOOM: Annihilation really that bad?” *yes* *video ends*
@abluecircle77533 жыл бұрын
but worser than the new doom movie: no
@nise66993 жыл бұрын
@@abluecircle7753 there's a new movie?
@abluecircle77533 жыл бұрын
@@nise6699 we dont talk about that one but yes
@lolhuh66823 жыл бұрын
@@abluecircle7753 wat...more femnazi relics in a doom movie ?
@omeloithemarshmallow76633 жыл бұрын
A blue circle yoooo there’s a new one???? Tell me about it!
@feIIas4 жыл бұрын
This movie is the epitome of “I expect nothing and I’m still let down”
@Avarioth4 жыл бұрын
For real. I've never played a single Doom game in my life and until I saw this review, I didn't even know anything about it... Even I'M disappointed, lol.
@a.nonnymouse76554 жыл бұрын
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”
@dilbertpickle16594 жыл бұрын
"Our expectations were LOW but holy fuck"
@ProfessionalGoober3 жыл бұрын
"Who needs Doom guy" Doom, you know, what the Doom guy is named after and is a defining characteristic of Doom?
@blacknote69454 жыл бұрын
Demon is an offensive term use mortally challenged
@fancydragon94954 жыл бұрын
Is.......is that a joke cause if it is cool if not whhhyyy?
@megabarroth51564 жыл бұрын
@@fancydragon9495 its from doom eternal shown from the gameplay shown
@goreobsessed23084 жыл бұрын
fuck that noise they think thats offensive wait till they see what i do to em in person:D
@Sm0k3turt4 жыл бұрын
Black note cheeky doom eternal reference
@Xeno-kb6dm4 жыл бұрын
Black note you’ve just made my whole day thx for the Doom Eternal reference:D
@MiniDien4 жыл бұрын
joan dark: "Who needs doomguy?" * struggle fighting 1 zombie * Meanwhile, Hell spawns struggle to escape Doomguy.
@theneighborsdog56254 жыл бұрын
Doom is one of the only games where you're the boss
@silverkitsune8354 жыл бұрын
Doom guy:kills the icon of sin and other demons that are bigger but while this ripoff protagonist struggles on imps
@ootdega4 жыл бұрын
Her name is the strangest part of it. Joanna Dark is the protagonist of Perfect Dark. The single most badass woman who isn't superhuman. Can kill two people with two bullets in the middle of a dive for cover. Can dump all 8 rounds in under a second and still have all of them hit the bullseye. I really don't get it.
@theneighborsdog56254 жыл бұрын
@@ootdega They completely nerfed her
@frostonium4 жыл бұрын
@@theneighborsdog5625 they nerfed her soo hard that she doesn't even know what doom os in the first place
@keeganheckel15434 жыл бұрын
7:59 “We’re not involved with the movie.” Translation: “We are staying away from this shit, and so should you.”
@251spartan4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, great translation!, and thank god for that, shame some of us find the advice too late.
@wendyokoopa70484 жыл бұрын
I stand by my recommendation of the only video game movie that matters this year and that's detective pikachu. Great cast loads of laughs(I actually laughed more at home then I did at the theater but the theater had lousy sound quality strange I know) and a heartwarming plot. I know i sound like a corporate schill with my review but it's true
@Ghost70654 жыл бұрын
you guys should check out MrH's interview with the director. he's really a cool guy. the film sucks obviously but I think you'll get more of an appreciation for his work. he admits it could have been better but he was given a shoe string budget to work with.
@SporadicMayhem4 жыл бұрын
Here's another translation: "We'd rather get rage-fucked in our collective eyeballs by the Doomslayer, himself, than to be involved with this flaming dumpster fire that is casually floating through a flooded city."
@arky85154 жыл бұрын
I think they tweeted that before the movie was released to the public. If so hot damn that’s cold even if the movie if basically flaming dog shit.
@spiderguycoolwebzfororigin95323 жыл бұрын
"Who needs a Doomguy" Literally everyone *this is not okie dokie*
@phud693 жыл бұрын
That's like a new legend of zelda game without Link, plus the only enemies are Bokoblins
@just_somedude58663 жыл бұрын
@@phud69 at least bokoblins in the game have a good design!
@dumahdrummer6542 жыл бұрын
Literally the game needs it, hence doom guy
@brodimations43882 жыл бұрын
We all need one.
@Spartan1352 жыл бұрын
Doom guy:My fans will end this bi*ch's whole career...
@Mobsteria3 жыл бұрын
When the 'strong' female protagonist looks like she can't fit in the armor she wears, you know that this is bad
@davetheduck68013 жыл бұрын
For fuck sake, they had to follow simple rules 1. Get a actor that doesn’t speak 2. Have iconic enemies and weapons 3. Heavy Metal
@feedthemeat543f3 жыл бұрын
How hard is it to have an hour's worth of an angry man butchering demons to heavy metal? Like it's a doom movie, you aren't making high art here
@Mobsteria3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Its not that hard to make a Doom Movie. Its pretty straight forward. Violence, violence, a little bit of lore and an actual BFG
@Eduardo-vq1kr3 жыл бұрын
@@davetheduck6801 akcchually it's industrial metal
@TheBonesMalone3 жыл бұрын
Hell they could have gone amd get that guy who did the live action trailer for Doom 2016
@TheVampireEd4 жыл бұрын
The Doom Marine/Slayer IS caring, that's his whole thing really. He got sent to Mars for refusing to kill innocents, he has a pet bunny named "Daisy" and he tries to save humanity. He's just brutally violent with evil beings such as the demons. Hell, in the 2016 game he even refused to "kill" the Vega AI and chose instead to save it by downloading it.
@Predator203574 жыл бұрын
Isn’t also the point of Doom Eternal? Where angel like beings are telling Doom that it’s Humanity’s time to come and he shouldn’t try to stop it while Doom does not give a flying fuck
@zacross85044 жыл бұрын
Predator 20357 not entirely. The Maykr need some guy called The Father to continue existing. He goes missing/died so they just Ally with Sentinel Prime and crusade to get followers of this religion. Eventually The Outlander (Insane and mumbling about guts and chanting rip and tear) appears and soon after Demons do. The Maykr and Preists Of Deag discover Argent Energy in hell from Souls/suffering and the Maykr use it to continue living by manipulating hell into invading Sentinel Prime. The Outlander (Since buffed by Totally-Not-Hayden) and some others discover this and start a civil war. Eventually the Energy needed exceeds the amount produced so they get hell to invade earth (Long after the civil war ends with the Maykr side winning and only The Betrayer and Slayer surviving from the Night Sentinels. This was prob also influenced by Hayden setting up shop) to get more souls.
@Predator203574 жыл бұрын
Zac Ross Okay, thanks for explaining
@EskChan194 жыл бұрын
And he never really kills people if he can avoid it. Just demons.
@Firestar194 жыл бұрын
@@zacross8504 the father aka Vega. OoPs I sPoIlEd It
@demod20804 жыл бұрын
It infuriates me that they had cast a guy, for the debriefing, who could've fit nicely in a realistic Doom Guy armor suit.
@mr.deathwish42134 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie without knowing anything about the protagonists and i honestly thought he was gonna be the doom guy and like scene after scene i just felt disappointment running through me like a knife
@lethalcontact3653 жыл бұрын
Plus the actor actually looks like he would be doomguy from the game. He looks very nice and actually looks like the type of guy that would own a rabbit. I can honestly see the actor's character haveing a mental breakdown see such animal cruelty.
@that1dude7043 жыл бұрын
Even if they did, they probably would have worse costumes than the ones for Cos-playing casually. But I do agree
@Gr1mm43 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the guy looks exactly like the Doom guy in the HUD of the original Windows games. Strange times.
@Kenny1one_23 жыл бұрын
You know they guy who said in xmen "*IM THE JAGGURNAUT BITCH* yeah that dude would've been good
@vasiliggo78323 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: her not doing the order is a reference to how the doom slayer didn't shoot the civilians and was punished by being sent to mars/hell
@fenzulshackelford64382 жыл бұрын
He also beat his co to death for giving said order
@herrinderpus14454 жыл бұрын
Her: who needs doomguy also her: *struggles with single imp*
@ItsLelingTime3 жыл бұрын
And wastes BFG ammo on a god damn zombie. Really shows how strong she is.
@silvercrewmate22013 жыл бұрын
Lady you have one job *ONE JOB* You point a gun at a demon, ya shot it, and watch it’s organs go all over the god dame floor. JUST THAT and you can’t do it right. THATS why you NEED doomguy
@theceo46263 жыл бұрын
Well, imps are strong, but the fact that she used the BFG on ONE IMP gives me a migraine. I guess she used it because she struggled with them and the BFG sucks?
@Manjustman_258063 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile doom guy is fighting against two fucking robots that were designed for the soul purpose to destroy him
@thickcatproductions62693 жыл бұрын
@@ItsLelingTime i wanna know does BFG mean Big F*cking Gun?
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc96684 жыл бұрын
The space marine armor is perfect "Doomgirl": It will be. When it fits a woman.
@aaronbozack8304 жыл бұрын
*starts singing I AMMMM A WAHMEN!!!
@chobispider21784 жыл бұрын
Doom girl, oh hell no
@dilophosaurussk43334 жыл бұрын
@@chobispider2178 i see what you did there.
@futureelement9244 жыл бұрын
@@aaronbozack830 I started laughing when that shit played in the trailer of batwoman. I was like really?
@hunteraltman47624 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind if there was a doom girl. But movies always try replacing the man.
@mrhaast50534 жыл бұрын
Black guy wasn't wrong though, this movie was ultra nightmare level difficult to watch
@RunningLight234 жыл бұрын
69 ur welcome
@takunate81374 жыл бұрын
Fuck. Somebody hits the 70th likes
@arthurstaufackar85614 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Whitely No, i rather Finish Doom Eternal in ultra Nightmare than watching this movie.
@theskullsoffreedomyt4024 жыл бұрын
Its not ultra nightmare difficulty its kill me difficulty
@jotunnomachy24804 жыл бұрын
As a fan of mst3k and rifftrax I've learned to appreciate bad low budget movies. They're relaxing to watch especially in this case when compared to the 2005 one and you can have a couple laughs at the stupidity or god awful acting/special effects along with one or two handfuls of amusing smirks. DOOM 2005 although technically better is unpleasant to watch because it's a scene or concept that's either executed well but the premise is uninteresting or it's poorly executed but the idea was good, and then couple that with the little suspense there is and it's unpleasant. Though if they got rid of rapo creep and horny black guy I might have a different opinion, though rapo creep's ".... what?:)?:)" was hilarious.
@cheeseman60163 жыл бұрын
Hold up, so strong independent woman gets punished and sent to another planet, kinda like Doomguy. They say they don’t need the Slayer yet they can’t even use their own character plot
@mysteriousmerchant96843 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were trying to adapt so the neon colored hair people of Twitter wouldn’t have a cancel tantrum or something braindead like that, still a lazy choice on their behalf.
@fuxkag3908 Жыл бұрын
@@mysteriousmerchant9684you gotta feed the Twitter users or your gone.
@ellugerdelacruz25552 ай бұрын
Even Karl Urban's character from the 2005 Doom Movie (John "Reaper" Grimm) had a more original motivation and character than she did...😂
@thejollycheez4 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn’t even realize she was the main character until the person that looked like doom guy was killed
@johnwhite44614 жыл бұрын
Goes to show just how bland of a character she is
@Iron-Bridge4 жыл бұрын
They tried tapping into the Rian Johnson school of subverting expectation.
@devonmcdonald56454 жыл бұрын
The Cast: Who needs DoomGuy? Everyone: No one liked that.
@JohnDoe-xy5dd4 жыл бұрын
It just shows how out of touch these people are. And they do it in the dumbest way possible.
@teminternetemmordor71784 жыл бұрын
Speech -100 (oof noises)
@cesarvictoriano80724 жыл бұрын
*The Slayer would like to know their location*
@Asmanedeah4 жыл бұрын
Everybody disliked that
@maxlantern1004 жыл бұрын
They rolled a nat 1.
@generalsemyon23694 жыл бұрын
“Who needs doomguy” I don’t know Maybe... just maybe Doom
@331coolguy4 жыл бұрын
Moon Hunter I never heard of her before this but after , I hate her and this movie before I saw it.
@BigChoedy4 жыл бұрын
...maybe
@troppie78234 жыл бұрын
DOOM
@bopeton Жыл бұрын
The computer getting possessed is silly. In Doom 2016, part of the reason they use VEGA is because he's immune to possession, being a computer.
@sorrenblitz805 Жыл бұрын
Well that and he's an incorruptible aspect of a creation of the disgraced original creator of all things. Doom Eternal got insane.
@Heartrose73 ай бұрын
I mean, it's not even believable using Doom 3 as a basis, because it took extensive time and corruption before the Demons in that could even mildly affect technology. It's why thre quaduped turrent-drones were safe to use.
@ChanceKearns4 жыл бұрын
Doom (2005): we tried and failed Doom (2019): LoOk iTS a WooOoOMannN
@marionetteking40363 жыл бұрын
I'll rewatch Doom 2005 anytime of day before I rewatch annihilation
@taxevasion4303 жыл бұрын
Imagine doomgirl b r u h
@spookyleviathanboi34993 жыл бұрын
"Doom (2005):we *tried* and failed" They actually tried
@ChanceKearns3 жыл бұрын
@@spookyleviathanboi3499 exactly
@MaxCE3 жыл бұрын
@@taxevasion430 rule34 lol
@PsychoMeerkat4 жыл бұрын
"Doomguy isn't sensitive and caring" How dare you act like he didn't love Daisy like his own child
@danioking53694 жыл бұрын
Psycho Meerkat and didn’t beat the shit out of the dude who ordered him to kill civilians
@zotethemighty53384 жыл бұрын
And how he saved vega
@silverkitsune8354 жыл бұрын
Doom guy has a painting of him and daisy in doom erternal and keep the foot of daisy to remind her of her inocents not for luck
@lilsumn3254 жыл бұрын
I think he means after daisy died he became not caring and isnt sensitive but it is because of pure anger so its pitta both sides
@silverkitsune8354 жыл бұрын
@@lilsumn325 oh that makes sense
@TheAutistWhisperer4 жыл бұрын
6 minutes in and I'm already p*ssed off at the movie.
@somerandomguy___4 жыл бұрын
Can relate
@madeline99awfulradiatorlove4 жыл бұрын
whyd u censor urself
@budgetbajur4 жыл бұрын
I love your username
@hoshiryu4 жыл бұрын
I was 1 second in and already Pisses at the movie lol
@feralchangeling974 жыл бұрын
Hi again.
@pancake9978 Жыл бұрын
9:07 "Nintendo is smart enough not to sell their movie rights to universal" That didn't age well
@elcamello1980 Жыл бұрын
He was talking about Metroid.
@Mudoh41511 ай бұрын
Didn’t Mario do insane numbers though?
@no55654 жыл бұрын
“Hey boss what should doom guy look like” Boss: Strong female protagonists “Alright how about everyone else” Boss: e-girl, asian people, average white guy and black guy
@terryjones50494 жыл бұрын
Yellow people*
@commanderknee38214 жыл бұрын
You forgot the muslim dude
@valenciamarteen84384 жыл бұрын
what?
@theenderdestruction23624 жыл бұрын
@government of canada you are the type of person to get angry at a man for no reason
@risottopose99704 жыл бұрын
the ender destruction He is kinda right, Commanderknee needs a geography lesson
@theoneandonlygree12034 жыл бұрын
“Who needs a doom slayer” Slayer: *unholy laughter stops abruptly*
@regal25904 жыл бұрын
I'm dying rn
@Kitsune_Chara_CG4 жыл бұрын
Like really when you wanna boil it down its not just that shes female the problem is that she isnt even anything like doomguy if she was a badass soldiers which slays demons without fear and the bfg wouldnt be a literly a bit stronger single shot plasma gun in green then this would be an ok movie ive watched it and was disapointed lol
@xx-doomripper-xx32494 жыл бұрын
*loads super shotgun with malicious intent*
@a.nonnymouse76554 жыл бұрын
*loads S shotgun with holy intent*
@tristinbreland30254 жыл бұрын
Ok I could write a better script and I’m 13
@nightdweller29024 жыл бұрын
"Hi, I'm a possum and I find garbage." Possibly the greatest intro ever.
@darkmatt3r624 жыл бұрын
He hit the motherload here Edit: unlimited supply of trash too
@ajirizawa57432 жыл бұрын
Inspiring
@youraveragebinchicken68072 жыл бұрын
“Is Doom Annihilation that bad?” Let me answer that question with another question… *Does it have a Doom Slayer?*
@PybrotheCatGirl4 жыл бұрын
People in the movie: Scared of nuclear power, have no situational awareness, and need an entire team to figure out what is going on. People in the games: harness the power of argent energy that originates from hell itself, attempting to actually weaponize the demons themselves, needing only one space marine, who is feared by the entirety of demon-kind donning near invulnerable power armor made in the fiery depths of hell, to go into hell, kill a bunch of demons, get bored, then close the portal to our realm from theirs, without even breaking a sweat.
@mrdonut33824 жыл бұрын
Love it.
@yoboikamil5254 жыл бұрын
This is really a good description.
@defrozendonut87154 жыл бұрын
It’s like caulk and cheese
@razee7864 жыл бұрын
35:40 Imagine if she really started praying Then a blue portal opens and the real Doomguy steps out of it. *Heavy metal starts*
@fenrirbrennan98674 жыл бұрын
it would have made the movie worth it if we saw doomguy going ham on some demons
@UltimaDoombotMK14 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: For fuck's sake. You've ruined this movie... A movie about MY FRANCHISE! *loads BFG 9000* I will fix these mistakes.
@moBbvhjijbmmy2boysad4 жыл бұрын
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 perfect statment
@thedeergod4354 жыл бұрын
"The portal is ready"
@EatThePath-74 жыл бұрын
That would have been perfect lol. Specially since now humanity consider the Slayer their god in Eternal, it could also make some sense since it's possible there are multiple universes in the new doom lore
@nathanphillips63354 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the fact that this looks like it came out of the early 2000's but was released this year. Did I miss something are they trying to make it look old because the game looks better than this.
@JustinQuinn6234 жыл бұрын
No one is talking about? lol everyone can see that it looks bad. It's a low budget film
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
I could've swore this was an undiscovered "gem" from around the same time as Alone In The Dark, it has that Uwe Boll feel minus the charming awfulness, plus shoehorned Diverse™ cast
@Evangylo4 жыл бұрын
They spent most of the money for the CGI on the hell section
@Theragingtiger124 жыл бұрын
Wait its actually out?
@beziik23574 жыл бұрын
Wait what ? This is 2k19 ? ... A H
@BlueLizardKing3 жыл бұрын
If they had just adapted the Doom3 novels from Matthew Costello, they would have easily had a canonical female main character. Maria's a fucking badass and would absolutely do justice to a Doom movie. And if you had to give her an edgy backstory, it would have been zero effort to just give her Kane's.
@superbodoque7860 Жыл бұрын
This is intriguing, you know how I can read these Doom 3 novels?
@long_chin_man4 жыл бұрын
doom 2005: oh god this is awful doom 2019: god isnt listening so you finally learn how it feels to like star wars.
@jordanmcree26034 жыл бұрын
you guys are idiots, the first doom movie was badass, go stick to avatar you fucking carebears
@Dragoster4 жыл бұрын
@@jordanmcree2603 Your pfp perfectly describes your comment.
@aregularperson74534 жыл бұрын
@@Dragoster i mean, its better than annihilation at least. still doesn't mean it was badass tho, was actually kinda boring to me
@cakeboss41944 жыл бұрын
The first Doom film at least had cheap CG and Rock Johnson going for it. Annihilation has cheap-ass props that look like they were lifted from old stock for shitty kid's costume shops, and a egomaniac for a lead character.
@Miqael4 жыл бұрын
I like Star Wars. That is why I skipped the new movies entirely. I will do the same for this piece of sh*t.
@connortripp994 жыл бұрын
Joan Dark: Who needs a Doomguy. Samuel Hayden: here’s your tombstone.
@halo1298304 жыл бұрын
Connor Tripp doom slayer shows up just after killing icon of sin for a second time. Bitch you say my name in vain! Revs chainsaw*
@macksV24 жыл бұрын
I think you mean gay robot that won’t let you shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
@Karak-_-4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Samuel Hayed is more closer to cyborg then robot, or at least his brain is still mostly human. I really like how they portraited him, not as money hungry asshole, but only as someone who is willing to risk and make sacrifices (the argent tower, not the peope, those were risks) for better of humanity. In Ethernal, he helped locals with defense aginst Slaves of Doom, which would be almost imposible without the Crucible. He just sometimes wishes to be still able to move with his hands so he could facepalm. Althrough that bit about VEGA being or originateing from the Father and him being the Seraphim are little bit werid to my taste.
@macksV24 жыл бұрын
Karak Dalík ok
@haillobster71544 жыл бұрын
So... which 3rd grader came up with a name like "Joan Dark"?
@ericchung31774 жыл бұрын
Short answer: yes. Long answer: y e s
@Soul93Taker4 жыл бұрын
Long answer: Fuck yes.
@martso92884 жыл бұрын
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
@rafafirdaus36754 жыл бұрын
@@martso9288 AND YES AGAIN!
@tspeplow4 жыл бұрын
Even longer awnser: F U C K Y E S
@elkyubi42814 жыл бұрын
Affirmative
@radioraptor91103 жыл бұрын
5:23 it is not just audiological violence it is pure pleasure to those who listen to it
@thatguythatdoesstuff88264 жыл бұрын
"And he's willing to kill anything that gets in the way of his killing" What an epic line
@joeyjointjebaiter12754 жыл бұрын
He's killing things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things to kill more things
@Xeno-kb6dm4 жыл бұрын
DaBlueSniper damn right
@iswayuri4 жыл бұрын
@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 damn right
@iswayuri4 жыл бұрын
DaBlueSniper (sorry wrong name) damn right
@nevanleong59544 жыл бұрын
When you use bullets to kill demons to replace the bullets you used to kill the demons to replace the bullets you used to kill the demons... In another word *I'm here to kill demons to get bullets to kill demons...and I'm all outta bullets*
@dachangoo5943 жыл бұрын
Imps in annihilation: A challenge for a squad of trained space Marines. Imps in literally any Doom game: Literally dies in one shot from a shotgun
@-Grey-3 жыл бұрын
NOT EVEN A SUPER ONE
@gsquadxz3 жыл бұрын
The imps in the games are much stronger in hand to hand combat than humans... Unless you are the Slayer.
@dachangoo5943 жыл бұрын
@@gsquadxz yeah but the space marines here are implied to be strong as doomguy, which isnt the case because the majority of them die
@Manjustman_258063 жыл бұрын
Mate in doom eternal they get staggered from two shots of a heavy canon
@savril69013 жыл бұрын
a baron i woud understand to be strong but...an....imp?
@CELTICSAVAGE324 жыл бұрын
"Man hours? We like to say people hours..." - Justine Trudeau
@ryanjensen58974 жыл бұрын
Manhandled
@deathblade26394 жыл бұрын
@@ryanjensen5897 peoplehandled* that's more inclusive
@isaac14ac4 жыл бұрын
That pussy is such a joke
@CELTICSAVAGE324 жыл бұрын
@Raw cones and after singing dayo...
@CELTICSAVAGE324 жыл бұрын
@@isaac14ac his days are numbered.
@RavenOnATree3 жыл бұрын
They need to make a doom movie that ACTUALLY HAS THE DOOMGUY IN IT
@Pinky_Piie3 жыл бұрын
Not if it gets a big budget, made by people who actually know about doom and for it to be a hardcore Henry type movie
@dumahdrummer6542 жыл бұрын
Watch hotel inferno 2 that's a closer doom movie than this shit
@ECHO-872 жыл бұрын
Ok so we need the creators of doom 2016 with a dude that looks like the doomslayer in eternal hire mick Gordon and recreate doom 2016 in movie form
@romanrainwater4183 жыл бұрын
The helmets they have on are for airsoft, they're like 40 bucks on Amazon
@operatorspectre74283 жыл бұрын
The airsoft ones are based off real ballistic FAST helmets. But yes the ones in the movie are fake
@davetheduck68013 жыл бұрын
@@operatorspectre7428 ah yes, *that will definitely save me from demons*
@MiguelAngel-go4ck3 жыл бұрын
@@davetheduck6801 i know its a joke but do you think in john wick keanu goes apeshit and kills people on set or what
@davetheduck68013 жыл бұрын
@@MiguelAngel-go4ck duh, how else do they do the movie
@DragonDino21223 жыл бұрын
What?
@MK-ld6il3 жыл бұрын
“Who needs a doomguy” fight one hell knight and her ass will be begging for a doomguy
@h_nex3 жыл бұрын
kinda late but this sounds so wrong without context
@ThermalLime3 жыл бұрын
Not even a hell knight, id say a soilder
@user-om9cf2tl8k3 жыл бұрын
OwO
@A.Z.2963 жыл бұрын
@@ThermalLime Well she does struggle with ONE IMP
@TheBonesMalone3 жыл бұрын
@@h_nex heheheheh.
@dandare90554 жыл бұрын
"Audioviolence" .... that sounds like an actual genre.
@groovyfox28894 жыл бұрын
*screams in ASMR*
@disbeafakename1674 жыл бұрын
I like it.
@wurmturm4 жыл бұрын
Miguel Burgos nah that’s audiosexualassault
@manboy47204 жыл бұрын
i think it kind of is. there's a music genre called 'danger music' or something, and most of it is just somebody screaming. smashing glass and throwing objects around. some guy did a show where he just smashed plates on the stage, and sometimes threw them at the audience.
@FudgePuppy_3 жыл бұрын
It should be
@squirrelthegamer84833 жыл бұрын
“If they really wanted to make a movie that’s based on a video game about a woman in space armor who shoots monsters, they should’ve adapted Metroid.” Yes! Hell yes we need a good adaptation of Metroid!
@Virtualblueart Жыл бұрын
And that's why I'm glad these guys didn't do Metroid. It needs to be a good adaptation.
@superbodoque7860 Жыл бұрын
@@Virtualblueart fr, they still wouldn't have liked it because the game movie adaptation curse wasn't lifted until the Sonic movie came out
@meilikino3 жыл бұрын
“The movie ends on a hook for a sequel that will never happen” Yeah, definitely.
@Fino-nd4hp3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: recently universal announced the sequel
@CygnusTheSilly3 жыл бұрын
@@Fino-nd4hp fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@trevevern67883 жыл бұрын
@@Fino-nd4hp FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS TRUE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
@painterofplastic19683 жыл бұрын
I a hobbyist writer could write a better doom movie than this garbage
@egoblin13513 жыл бұрын
@@painterofplastic1968 you could shit a better one out the bar is really low
@morgmeyer4 жыл бұрын
I like how the longer this goes on, the less he cares about the movie.
@ryanbrady62524 жыл бұрын
This is true
@ethanxpsp27704 жыл бұрын
No joke as he was describing the plot I started getting bored even describing this movie to someone is painful and terrible
@ionman17614 жыл бұрын
Yea
@zed62344 жыл бұрын
"Doomguy isn't sensitive or caring." Daisy: *exists*
@ScorchtheHawk4 жыл бұрын
And is dead
@danieldorn29274 жыл бұрын
When Daisy died and gone to heaven, she took Doomguys emotions besides rage and anger with her
@landencarr54434 жыл бұрын
@@danieldorn2927 correction, daisy was what gave doomguy these emotions of passion and love. Daisy was the peaceful counterpart to the aggression in doomguy. A perfect fit, and a tragedy straight from Shakespeare of a man HELLbent on revenge for his better half being taken from him. The rabbit he loved the most, gone. when Daisy was taken, doomguy's true nature was unleashed upon hell and its inhabitants. The story writes itself so much, ID didn't even bother writing much of it.
@dadofrats4 жыл бұрын
That’s DoomMarine
@calebschwenk60444 жыл бұрын
Doomguy is just your dad when he is ticked
@dexterdexter82083 жыл бұрын
So you've got this with Doom (2005): 4 eyed Imps with cool design choices Destructive BFG (Blue Freaking Gun) BFG Grenade that I would have liked to see in Doom Eternal Hell Knights Pinkies Mice A male protagonist References that are fitting Compared to this crap: A BFG (Bad, failed garbage) An Imp that looks like somebody attempted to put a costume on an animatronic that had its components on its body A female protagonist that makes Rey seem like Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas References that would be fitting in a movie 14 years from then A blue zombie design that is worse than the zombies in 2005
@andreyshort9167 Жыл бұрын
I grew up watching the first doom I really liked it.
@HESHRocketWarhead Жыл бұрын
Annihilation's BFG reminds me of Skulltag's BFG10K except it was far less remarkable.
@kavaldevereux31114 жыл бұрын
"Oh it's a demonic invasion... ah the police will handle it." I don't know why that made me laugh lol
@funnyfunnyvalentine79914 жыл бұрын
Kaval Devereux Because that's most of the Doom II plot.
@Optimus974 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Nostalgia Critic's review of "Batman and Robin" (that was back when he used to be funny): "How dare you didn't stop them?! It's not like this is a job for the poli-... uhh... How dare you didn't stop them?!"
@kingmoon26224 жыл бұрын
Narrator: the only thing they fear is you... Female protagonist: “me?” Narrator: no the person behind you DoomGuy: “don’t worry maybe next time buddy”
@baronofhellfireborne55614 жыл бұрын
Petition to ban strong female characters
@zactipus49724 жыл бұрын
@@baronofhellfireborne5561 signed
@hydrathehustler95284 жыл бұрын
Baron of hell Fireborne signed
@MemeSlayer9824 жыл бұрын
Signed
@Nm-jq3by4 жыл бұрын
Baron of hell Fireborne signed
@Match254 жыл бұрын
" he then starts monologuing like a Cheesy villain in a bad movie" Do I need to State how that's pointing out the obvious
@Shmonguss4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the movie sucks
@PaganShagger4 жыл бұрын
Stating the obvious sure. But it's funny to hear it in a REVIEW.
@farenhaight41334 жыл бұрын
Doomguy never even mutters a single word in the game anyway. The whole movie could be him completely silent while killing demons and it would still be good.
@kruppcorp23594 жыл бұрын
It would be better*
@Outworlder8623 жыл бұрын
“I’m not sure how you get scars on your back from working in a kitchen..” 💀
@SpringDavid4 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer, *_one of the most terrifiying humans to fight with_* DoomWahmen, one of the most shitiest mary sues ever made
@Slappap4 жыл бұрын
It's not even a character it's a mary sue
@deffonotdio67514 жыл бұрын
@@Slappap but Mary sue was originally a character, just a shit one
@dr.felixou4 жыл бұрын
Batman is more terrifying the Doom Slayer but yes he is way more terrifying then this shitty version
@SpringDavid4 жыл бұрын
@@dr.felixou But the Doom Slayer isn't the Batman of the Doom series?
@dr.felixou4 жыл бұрын
Spring David yes that’s true
@williammuirhead69274 жыл бұрын
The possum animation quality is better than most movies
@charleseternal17514 жыл бұрын
Sad truths
@zazbellum73504 жыл бұрын
It's better than the Doom movie
@generalsemyon23694 жыл бұрын
Strong female character: I killed demons Doomguy/slayer:ripping and tearing stops
@silverkitsune8354 жыл бұрын
Doom guy:aww do you want a cookie
@halo1298304 жыл бұрын
silver kitsune he’d be like Bitch you think those are demons. Marauder shows up* “Beat him 10 dozen times and we will talk”
@souptimelost96114 жыл бұрын
@@halo129830 let's not forget the multiple times he has killed the Icon, Angels, ect
@halo1298304 жыл бұрын
SuperFireman151 yea them too I haven’t played eternal yet but I just got my associates in computer engineering maybe I’ll buy it.
@ImADeity4 жыл бұрын
Imp she killed imps. it's like saying "I'VE KILLED A GIANT BEAST" and you stepped on a large ant
@AmayzingJack3 жыл бұрын
"Who needs a doomguy?" Doom.
@oneconn99594 жыл бұрын
We have a female doomguy. her name is Samus Aran, and she’s a badass
@nonagon12994 жыл бұрын
Is guy used in both genders?just asking
@oneconn99594 жыл бұрын
ruster playz well you say guys when you have a group of boys and girls, so is it?
@Skelath4 жыл бұрын
@@oneconn9959 You forgot Sigourney Weaver
@peoplebro_12944 жыл бұрын
Dont give the fan fic writers ideas
@solitudeguard31964 жыл бұрын
Doom guy would beat the living hell outta her
@joeyk31344 жыл бұрын
After playing the games, seeing her tiny little lady head in that huge helmet and armor trying to look tough is hilarious
@johnwhite44614 жыл бұрын
Yes. Especially how the doom marine makes his huge bulky armor look tiny on his manly frame
@ddrokstr4 жыл бұрын
@@johnwhite4461 I was about to say the same thing, His OG Marine uniform has his 6 pack uncovered like if he ripped out of his clothes lol
@disbeafakename1674 жыл бұрын
Its every bit as funny in reality. I went from the Presidential Honor Guard (height minimums, tailored uniforms and serious physical fitness requirements and all male) to a National Guard unit with women in it. They were so cute and tiny in their body armor and helmets. It was like looking at my kid wearing my gear.
@dian_324 жыл бұрын
@@disbeafakename167 lmao
@dian_324 жыл бұрын
@@disbeafakename167 reminds me of the beginning of metroid prime 3 where Samus says she even needs to wear kid gloves during combat
@DreadnaughtyArt4 жыл бұрын
"We need futuristic looking soldiers, what should we do?" "Eh, just give them airsoft reproduction gear and Kryptek camo, that will work."
@tacticalmeme7324 жыл бұрын
They couldn't even by bothered to get something that looks vaguely sci-fi lmao
@mach22234 жыл бұрын
it's literally kalashnikovs in black painted cardboard boxes
@Azachor4 жыл бұрын
@@mach2223 no they ain't. Don't say that. Those shits are so obviously plastic.
@kronos_productions26394 жыл бұрын
My exact thought
@devongreen51883 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but why does his whole rant perfectly describe how I feel about this movie? It's amazing how right he is
@yaboilucario45433 жыл бұрын
Because everyone who has actually seen 2 minutes of gameplay in doom agrees with him. The movie was a total cashgrab that failed. One of the reasons I like him is he isn't scared to call something trash.
@devongreen51883 жыл бұрын
@@yaboilucario4543 all I can say to that is true
@SaIti24 жыл бұрын
Random person: I liked this movie I think the fact there was no doom guy with a female lead Me: seeing him flashing orange
@laufey7034 жыл бұрын
If you glory kill her there's no ammo but alcohol coming out so you can forget this movie easier
@Dabajaws4 жыл бұрын
cheers to alchohalism
@troppie78234 жыл бұрын
Styx Then u rip his only eye out
@cheafmin13994 жыл бұрын
"How do you exorcise a computer?" Simple, get a local tech priest and have him preform the holy rites of working in the name of the omnisiah.
@yokaiju89094 жыл бұрын
The emperor accepts the mechanicus' allegiance. They prove useful, so we may call them Brothers.
@gallowglass37644 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A FUCKING 40K REFERENCE???
@7SGThenkai4 жыл бұрын
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
@realMrVent4 жыл бұрын
EXCORCISM.EXE
@n0kt0h454 жыл бұрын
@@HelghastStalker For the Emprah!
@PelemusMcSoy4 жыл бұрын
DOOM 2016 increased my testosterone and cured my ED. This movie has shrunken my testicles and made me sterile. I hope DOOM Eternal will restore my manhood.
@thelittleagustus.22924 жыл бұрын
Arch viles are coming back. Prepare your sack
@VSPhotfries4 жыл бұрын
You should probably see a doctor for that, actually...
@PelemusMcSoy4 жыл бұрын
@@VSPhotfries I did, actually. Not a great experience, though. Instead of asking me any questions (or even so much as saying hello), he just starts throwing red, blue, and yellow pills at me nonstop.
@ericjimenez43604 жыл бұрын
@@PelemusMcSoy then he probably left so he could enter some fight with a sentient pick balloon man?
@PelemusMcSoy4 жыл бұрын
@@ericjimenez4360 Worse. He went go-karting with all of his mortal enemies.
@andreyshort9167 Жыл бұрын
I actually liked the 2005 doom movie, that first person shooter sequence was really awesome.
@gustavocantu1794 Жыл бұрын
Turn off your brain and you'll love it. I know I did. I watch it once a year!
@HESHRocketWarhead Жыл бұрын
Plus they brought in more than just the Imps. The fact that they had a showdown with a Hell Knight against Destroyer was a great move. One of the best scenes in there alongside the first-person scene. And it was even more impressive the fact that he almost won against the Hell Knight despite losing his gun early on.
@tappy874111 ай бұрын
I liked the 2005 film but the shooter sequence was awful.
@Heartrose73 ай бұрын
@@tappy8741 I and most others I've spoken to personally, actually love that scene.
@schnoig_4 жыл бұрын
This movie just proves how strong and needed doomguy is, they barely managed to survive an imp, one of the most common and weakest enemies in the games. And now they’re making a sequel to this. Oh boy.
@donaldolivier67864 жыл бұрын
Hey 🅱️eter
@baronofcinnamontoast32603 жыл бұрын
Zombiemen and lost souls are easier but imps aren't much better.
@outrider58963 жыл бұрын
While they deal with 2 imps and 10 zombies(I think they are called the possessed) doom guy just goes trough 7 hell knights, 3 pinkies 1-2 hell barons while chainsaw in a banshee, then wipes 30 imps with a BFG blast
@klazman77573 жыл бұрын
@@outrider5896 you forgot the icon of sin and shooting a hole into mars
@outrider58963 жыл бұрын
@@klazman7757 where do u think he got the BFG and what else could he be shooting on Mars?
@JasonSmith-jj9hq4 жыл бұрын
The difference between doomguy and “strong female character” is that doomguy focuses more in his goal than whining like a baby
@NeedyBoBeedy4 жыл бұрын
Jason Smith ikr
@Ghost70654 жыл бұрын
Well according to the director (and take that with a grain of salt) his inspiration was his catholic upbringing. (edit) the whole heaven and hell aspect of the game is why though the following. basically that's the bad guy (hell), here's the good guy (heaven. end edit) so he thought (more or less) "who do I know that is/was a prominent figure that represents the church/god?" he first thought was the virgin mary then he decided joan of arch thus "joann dark" the lead character was born. he chose a women because he didn't want to do what the last film did and because he just though it was an inspired idea. it's not a feminist movie by any means, it's just more of a personal choice on the director's part still a bad bad choice though.
@Heyheyhey04754 жыл бұрын
So women are weak?
@ValderCorpOfficial4 жыл бұрын
@@Ghost7065 and the problem came when the lead actress posted that tweet...
@Ghost70654 жыл бұрын
@@ValderCorpOfficial well she wasn't trying to be a complete dumbass but really according to the director, it was a really sarcastic joke not meant to be taking literally. she is Irish after all. they (Irish ppl) can be really fing crazy with their sarcasm.
@yodathewise12074 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom, can i get doom eternal? Mom: No, we have doom at home. Doom at home:
@tornado02784 жыл бұрын
Honestly, great comment!!! 😃🤣
@BrightLord18234 жыл бұрын
Oh you poor thing that is pure torture
@criminalpidgeon46364 жыл бұрын
How could anyone do that to someone?
@St0pLookingAtMyProfile4 жыл бұрын
Nice user name, Guy.
@stormp69623 жыл бұрын
Damn, when ID software straight up said that they’re not even involved with that abomination of a movie that misrepresents the series entirely, my respect for them went up even more.
@brennangulka97933 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know how you get scars from working in a kitchen” pure gold 😂
@thechosenjuan87763 жыл бұрын
Kind of a boomer joke ngl
@nickyblue48663 жыл бұрын
@@thechosenjuan8776 shutup zoomer
@thechosenjuan87763 жыл бұрын
@@nickyblue4866 I could be a millenial for all you know
@CartoonyPirate3 жыл бұрын
@@thechosenjuan8776 "Haha I used boomer in an argument lol XDDD I'm hilarious!" *Proceeds to get triggered and say some shitty argument* (little prediction)
@thechosenjuan87763 жыл бұрын
@@CartoonyPirate I mean, “wife belong in kitchen” jokes are boomer humor by definition... I’m succeeding in saying something accurate, more than saying something funny.
@rompevuevitos2224 жыл бұрын
"Look we put zombies like in the game!" "But the doom zombies don't eat flesh, they use weapons...." "Here says the game has zombies, those are zombies, if you wanted me to be original you shouldn't have ordered a movie on a budget"
@mau75224 жыл бұрын
I really don't want to defend this movie, but they DO eat flesh in Doom 3, and in the manual of Doom 2 it's mentioned that they eat flesh as well
@maplesyrup65294 жыл бұрын
The zombies look like walking skeletons with on socket for an eye
@Rain_lights4 жыл бұрын
@DOAMA wait do they eat dead flesh? I thought the 2016 zombies just piled everything together to make gore nests
@Rain_lights4 жыл бұрын
@DOAMA well yeah gotta kill the meat first or it runs away from the gore nest. Also if it looks like a zombie and acts like a zombie it's a zombie, the cause of said state is moot
@rompevuevitos2224 жыл бұрын
@DOAMA Fun fact: the original zombie from myths is the voodoo zombie, a human (often times resurrected but it can also be a live one) whose mind is overriden by someone else trough magic, if the zombie derives of a living person it can be impossible to tell the difference if it's properly controlled
@inksplatter-chan3864 жыл бұрын
This movie proved that somehow there is a difficulty lower than “I’m too young to die” with nothing but fodder enemies. *and they’re still struggling to stay alive*
@clums28823 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, game award judges difficulty
@brok563 жыл бұрын
@@clums2882 wheeeeze. Thats a good one
@doommaximus63883 жыл бұрын
This movie perfectly demonstrates how the Doomslayer is needed. Humanity can’t win without him
@A.Z.2963 жыл бұрын
That difficulty is "I'm a widdle baby"
@sufianramli80173 жыл бұрын
@@A.Z.296 Lower. Game Journalist
@WisteriaDrake3 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, Doom Girl isn't an inherently bad idea, if done properly. Make her a bit beefier, a little taller, and of course, up the violence to the max, and it doesn't matter what gender the Slayer is. But yeah, if you want a female character in a sci fi role, why not make a Halo movie with a female Spartan? Or maybe Perfect Dark?
@probablynotmyname85212 жыл бұрын
I think gina carano would be a great doomslayer.
@managementman92312 жыл бұрын
"and it doesn't matter what gender the slayer is" that's gotta be the dumbest comment about doom I've heard and the lore proves you wrong and we technicall have a doom girl she's from quake her name is crash
@managementman92312 жыл бұрын
@@probablynotmyname8521 yes
@VergilSpardaDMC2 жыл бұрын
woman main character in game/movie is a good idea but only when it's doing not by force ( bc there MUST be woman hur dur *angry twitter sounds*)
@thelazyindividual7514 Жыл бұрын
That halo comment aged kinda poorly
@yoursexualizedgrandparents69294 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that she isn't even a strong female protagonist. She's not even physically strong either, she's just so skinny. Rip and tear sure, but it would be the protagonist getting ripped and teared.
@0Quiwi04 жыл бұрын
Agree. If we get a Doom gal instead of Doom guy she should be a similiar badass who gives no shit about anything else than killing demons
@Skelath4 жыл бұрын
@@0Quiwi0 aka Sigourney Weaver
@joshgroban52914 жыл бұрын
@@0Quiwi0 samus would be a cool doom gal tbh
@kitkat2849-b3h4 жыл бұрын
@@joshgroban5291 even more badass samus? Yes please
@darianbarber37634 жыл бұрын
She wasn't even written to be a strong type even from the script. But a soft interior that's faking being strong. That's what sends me over the moon is that they did not even give her the right personality for replacing the fucking doom guy. Aka the movie was all tongue and cheek but in honesty has absolutely positively nothing to do with doom
@FlyingCheezBurgers4 жыл бұрын
Something that makes the movie even more pitiful to me is that when I made a tweet about the guns looking like spray painted nerf rifles the director himself started arguing with me.
@Mal0taroKujo4 жыл бұрын
Lmao was the director so sensitive about the guns that don't even look like the in game guns
@EasySqueezy14 жыл бұрын
I got suspended on twitter for saying “doom needs a doom guy and not a forced female role”
@raaston97614 жыл бұрын
@@EasySqueezy1twitter is the worst social media platform
@kankeydong25004 жыл бұрын
@@raaston9761 don't say that. It can get worse than that.
@atticusvan58744 жыл бұрын
@@raaston9761 not including KZbin
@yaboieen31393 жыл бұрын
The "I'm your ultra nightmare" line took away at least 10 years of my life
@charles8179 Жыл бұрын
"Dr. John Carmack, which is a reference to the other Doom move" John Carmack, the guy behind DOOM's revolutionary rendering method: am I joke to you?
@ToastyTstdToast4 жыл бұрын
"Toxic masculinity incarnate" god damn that's perfect.
@thetabo86483 жыл бұрын
"Nintendo is smart enough to not let Universal make a movie" Well, Mario....
@JamesSmith-gm7fm3 жыл бұрын
They did learn from that mistake though
@monarzy51173 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha you both killed me. 🤣
@doommaximus63883 жыл бұрын
@@JamesSmith-gm7fm hm, no, they didn’t. Illumination is making a Mario movie.
@JamesSmith-gm7fm3 жыл бұрын
@@doommaximus6388 is it actually Mario this time or are we getting another Hollywood dumpster fire
@MiguelAngel-go4ck3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesSmith-gm7fm actually please watch the mario movie if you can, is not a good mario movie but is a surprisingly good 90s style comedy
@that1dude7043 жыл бұрын
Is Doom: Annihilation Really That Bad? Yes, but actually yes.