The Wild World of Inuit Folklore

[@shadowkiller7581]

Teacher: what is your favorite holiday Student: oh the annual bladder fest

[@ADAM96667]

What the hell is your profile picture

[@fattdamon1980]

@Daniel Anderson that seems mean spirited.

[@eepuns]

What a fucking travesty

[@omiwithomavus]

@@ADAM96667plankton got served

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Inuit father: "This is *obviously* not my baby!" Inuit mother: "Calm down, Tuktuk. I drank from a soup bowl, okay?! Sorry 'bout that."

[@anisatajy9445]

I laughed so much from your comment, thanks.

[@AlexTheDoggoMaster]

@Christian D Nikola Tesla

[@ravenjameson5740]

lol

[@goldseal6612]

@@AlexTheDoggoMaster It's the other way around, my lady. A car was named after him. 🤣

[@TumblinWeeds]

Goldseal r/woooosh

[@aoibhie1208]

Irish folklore is insane too. Some of our favourites are "The man who dies if he gets off a horse", "the four children who become swans and then die", "the child who kills a dog and then becomes the new dog for the owner", "the man who pretends to be a giant's baby to scare a real giant", and "the man who gained infinite knowledge because he burned his finger on a salmon". The horse guy is the salmon guy's son. The salmon guy is the same guy as the baby guy.

[@cerberaodollam]

And the "men get period pains because they forced a pregnant woman to run a marathon"

[@PALACIO254]

And how dog kid became a legendary warrior that threw a spear made of sea monster bone with his feet

[@seandunbar7364]

dont forget that the salmon guy is literally named "mac cool" i think anyway. different spelling though

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@toecheese9935]

@@seandunbar7364 finn mccumhail

[@wanderinghistorian]

"Ah yes that's why the Sun doesn't have tits." LMAO

[@The_Dark_Master]

😔👌

[@AgentSix]

But then why doesn't the moon have a dick?

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

Well I’d be fucking blind as a bat by now

[@mistermoon9305]

For the whole “don’t make fun of people’s facial features” myth, if I was a pregnant lady, I would exploit the shit out of it! Just make fun of the handsome people’s faces, so your kid pops out the womb a chad.

[@Chewymaster122]

You r a genius

[@eoinfrompartsunknown]

Ok but what if you make fun of a handsome man’s face but your baby is a girl. Now you have a girl with the face of an extremely handsome man

[@mistermoon9305]

Atheist Jesus then make fun of both genders

[@eoinfrompartsunknown]

@@mistermoon9305 Well now you have a have man half girl chimera, well done

[@mistermoon9305]

Atheist Jesus it would be like those characters in anime where fans can’t tell if they are a boy or girl

[@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae]

The next night “I’ll f-kin do it again”. I think I died

[@andresbardales1691]

5:00

[@syngos98]

it's a reference to Goofy's Trial by Filthy Frank

[@midgitpower1187]

spoply seconds are some people faverite

[@whattheshit4936]

I did. I kept watching it over and over

[@jackcorbett479]

Syngos I think we all know that

[@stupidoeecho6949]

Sam O’Nella doing his monthly “I’m still alive” check ups

[@almostover100]

@@huzaffaqazi1480 Nah mate, he best stay dead

[@AFishBicycle]

Monthly?!? He regularly goes dark for many many moons at a time 🙄

[@dragonlorddracodenblaze]

@@AFishBicycle at least 10,000 years

[@user-nx3we8hh8r]

*yearly

[@jordanhn6230]

Nah, his subreddit went through a phase where they made hentai of Sam, so no fingy foods for 3 moons.

[@dannydorito3325]

As an inuk I love the quote (Inuit is plural) "the paranoid levels of fear required to survive in such a hostel environment"

[@discotheque7138]

as a fellow inuk, same Shame he didn't mention Kiviuq or the Tupilaqs

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

​@@discotheque7138 well now I'm curious, what are those about?

[@discotheque7138]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 basically, tupilaq/tupilak legend has it that carving into some kind of hard animal matter (ivory, enamel, bone, etc) and sending it off to someone will curse them, I.E. kinda like mailing someone anthrax minus… well the anthrax. If your curse didn’t happen to them, you’d be afflicted instead. Kiviuq/Kiviuk/kayak, etc, is a kinda Inuit folk hero who would go on journeys and pester poachers, spirits, and just not very nice people in general all nondescriminatory like. He also had a Kayak (Inuit canoe, fun word to say) which he road in along the water.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@discotheque7138 oh thy sounds fun. Tupilaq even remind me of the Curse stones ofanient Greece it's neat to see that idea go so far. And kiviuq sounds.. *cool*

[@Sefk76]

Hey guys I have Google too that make me an eskimo

[@FuzzyBiscuits420]

When you’re a college student in Delaware and start to wonder if you’ve seen Sam O’Nella irl

[@candeeartist8590]

I wish you luck on your quest

[@lovellcielo478]

He goes to university of delaware

[@woodfur00]

I wonder what he's majoring in.

[@vl2796]

Thought hes studying in Sam o Nella academy

[@dillonfernandes9556]

@@vl2796 nah it's PragerU

[@vxdhu3651]

5:01 mad respect for using 'goofy's trial'. mad respect.

[@sq7972]

illfuckingdoitagain

[@deadliestvice5356]

Why? Respect for what?

[@kevbri11]

@@deadliestvice5356 i think he pretty much said that in the original comment, my guy

[@miketrujillo3677]

@@deadliestvice5356 look up goofys trial

[@brettdemy5524]

Was just about to comment this. Mad respect for beating me by two years, mad respect.

[@nathanmorton7728]

The goofy’s trial reference, damn.

[@dunkelheit8594]

I'll fucking do it again

[@austinbailey3284]

From the album that defined the decade

[@thailai3277]

what a cultured man

[@ukmen16]

Immortal Papa Franku ! Big F for him

[@spoonyabyss8814]

This thread makes me quite happy

[@ironicness_gone]

The “No more fingy foods for 3 moons!” Is my favorite part 😂

[@cervidslayer]

Same

[@gusharman6403]

Does “3 moons” mean three nights or three lunar cycles?

[@trashboat115]

​@@gusharman6403🤦‍♂️

[@amarismorgan195]

"That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons"

[@Marlin123]

Welp,'

[@pasegtiyumyum6217]

Dumbass mocking her will be no more fingy foods for 5 moons!

[@GG1313]

Fingy foods

[@sage9662]

this part was so funny to me i have absolutely no clue why abdjfhsk

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

The way he says "three moons" just made me crack up.

[@flemy]

Sam: *hey kids* my brain: time for some *D O P A M I N E*

[@digital107-_-]

U aint right

[@zimmy1]

U right

[@Brenh0lly]

*flashbacks to the hentai wave on the subreddit*

[@winterapp1e756]

D A N T E I can’t like this any harder

[@jasiekskyy6081]

K E T A M I N E*

[@brianxavier5130]

Pregnant lady: *drinks directly from soup bowl* Child: *Bravo six, going dark*

[@sorrenzz3610]

Pyrite Ponderer this is a great comment

[@ded8103]

Rofl

[@Jim-lg8sf]

ded the fuck does that mean

[@AlterNate1337]

Thot Hunter 69 "Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing" It's stupid, though. Lmao is way better.

[@vinb4495]

Noice

[@birdiehicks3925]

as an alaskan native (not inuit, but still some similar beliefs) i love this. you did well, i appreciate the spreading of this beautiful culture, mixed with your unique humour. 10/10

[@The_notsoholy_one]

As a Tlingit I approve of this comment

[@WannzKaswan]

As a Javanese I approve of this comment

[@EggsBenAddict]

As a Djaru I approve of this comment

[@birdiehicks3925]

@@The_notsoholy_one yay alaskans rise up!

[@Bob-fh4ht]

as a full compache, hello northern brother.

[@RasberryMochaFR]

"...turning your whole village into a Japanese flag by sunrise." What an apt analogy

[@toprak3479]

It takes imagination to come up with that level of analogy

[@MarcelNL]

@@toprak3479 True! I have a lot of imagination and people often are confused about my humor, but this is about 9001 levels higher! We're dealing with a grandmaster here!

[@medic1204]

So for the sun and moon part Uh Umm *what happens when there’s a solar eclipse*

[@thelittleagustus.2292]

Sje gets tired and he is either begging for forgiveness or getting more Eskimo kisses

[@eric2980]

Can eclipses happen at the poles? It seems like if it never happened, they may never have thought of it

[@medic1204]

Eric “Only partial solar eclipses can be observed from the North and South Poles”

[@Liliwillomsm]

Intercourse

[@RafaelaOliveira-rw9sx]

She’s been c a u g h t

[@meguemil8542]

"Don't drink directly from a soup bowl or it will come out with dark skin" "I'm not touching that one" Damn that was so funny

[@welderboy13]

Aka a future inmate amirite?

[@BJGvideos]

@@welderboy13 hush

[@incgamc]

@@mathusan a quick google search shows me, no, they aren't darker than african american people. They look like asian people who got a tan.

[@welderboy13]

@@mathusan thats not actually the funny part at all

[@rohitseshadri6166]

666 not touching that shit

[@themk4982]

2:54 The sheer fear in that seal’s eyes after finding a fucking forest of its family’s blown-up bladders is almost too funny to comprehend.

[@shiteyanyo1111]

Honestly, if my baby came out wearing a placenta as a hat, i'd be the raddest mofo around

[@storiegrimm9464]

Catch me wearin a bowl on my head if I’m pregnant. 👀 My guy gon be lookin fresh👏🏻👏🏻

[@quinnholloway5400]

It's the orphan of kos all over again dammit

[@asylumskp4391]

My child better be born with drip otherwise "Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow"

[@FubblerCo.]

@@quinnholloway5400 lmao I was just gonna say that

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

That baby is dripping and not just umbilical fluid

[@anniefurycoffee752]

some more folklore from a friendly village-hood Inuk! Growing up, we were told stories about the northern lights. They're a playful bunch and like dancing a lot. You can't whistle at them, because that's an invitation for them to chop your head off. Then they'll use it like a ball and bounce it around and tossing it to each other. To get them away, you clap and have your hood on - assuming you're wearing a hoodie. I personally haven't had an experience like that but some cousins of mine said they had to hide under a house and clap when they got scared.

[@t6hp]

I'm always amazed at how come people who live near the northern lights have not come up with some religion to straight out worship it. I know I would have.

[@magimerlyn9596]

Why do these northern lights feel like extremely dangerous children?

[@Manticorn]

I've never considered being scared of the northern lights like you would a thunderstorm

[@maelsno.1soundcloudlistener]

I’m an inuk and once I whistled at the northern lights, and I saw a Polar bear looked at me, I whistled again and I saw a hunter and he went after the Polar bear in the northern lights.

[@shinnysun6127]

"20 year old kid who's never lived outside of Delaware" Wait was Sam O'Nella one of my previous classmates

[@Wicklust]

Oddly appropriate name for the episode

[@saracole7623]

Well, considering Sam O'Nella is his legal name, and he changed it to be a wordplay on Salmonella, so, unless that was before he did that, you would probably know if it was him.

[@lenguanegra7354]

Joe Biden is from Delaware lol

[@osamabinladder9677]

@@saracole7623 wait what?

[@saracole7623]

@@osamabinladder9677 yeah, it's his actual name.

[@bugboyweevil]

Another fun inuit folklore character is the ijiraq, a shapeshifter. It can become literally anything or anyone, but with red eyes. However, it's "true form" is identical to a human being, except its eyes and mouth are each rotated 90° on your face. Yeah.

[@Emily12471]

Wait so like are they rotated in place so they are vertical rather than horizontal or are rotated to the sides of the face

[@reginaldcampos5762]

So.... :)

[@justjillhere1648]

Like this :) Or this? (:

[@depgabby]

@@Emily12471vertical and not to the side

[@Emily12471]

@@depgabby ah i see

[@homielad450]

"Souls don't much care for getting eat." I can imagine.

[@davidbengtsson4964]

Talk for yourself

[@enmorydjuan9473]

Hey Joe Mama who’s joe

[@kimjongoof69]

Joseph Mother

[@enmorydjuan9473]

Turnip Singularity what the hell is vore?

[@enmorydjuan9473]

Turnip Singularity Why the fuck would you tell me that you have just fucking ruined my life what the fuck is that

[@Tokuijin]

Actually, the self mastectomy of the Malina and Anningan story might be a cross from another variant of a variant of the story where Anningan raped his sister while they were playing like they used to as children. Adding to this, in that variant, she blackened his face while fighting him off (a lamp for knocked over during the scuffle). Also, a lot of these stories were oral, so that might account for some of it (i.e WHY she cut off her breasts; Some versions say she ran off because she was ashamed and another says she ran off to get away from her brother, who, apparently, felt no remorse). In one version of the Sedna myth, it says that her middle fingers 🖕 became the polar bear and, considering how vengeful she can be, it would make sense that the polar bear ("nanook") would be one of the few creatures to go after humans.

[@Miriarim]

Tokuijin how do you know all this? Are you an Inuit or just searched for it out of interest?

[@rugaritolager7411]

isn’t the middle finger only an insult n the west? or like european culture

[@Tokuijin]

@@rugaritolager7411 , it is or can be, depending on where you're from and who you ask. In the US, it tends to mean "Fuck you.", though I think the version of the Sedna myth and the polar bear being her middle finger might have been coincidental (I don't know too much about Inuit cultures to know if the middle finger is a vulgar sign or not).

[@Tokuijin]

@@Miriarim , well, I do spend a lot of time to myself, so much of said time, on laptop or otherwise, is spent reading, however, I could say that amateur folkloristics (study of myth/folklore) is something of a hobby, so, yes, I searched it (or read more on it) out of interest.

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

Another fun fact: in several european languages, icycles are called nanook, thus making most inuits very confused as to why someone would purchase and lick polar bears

[@Jaymac720]

“Calling a caribou Inuit a copper Inuit is like calling a copper caribou a caribou caribou. Sure they but look the same from far away, but, when a thunderstorm hits, you better know which one to hide under.” Sam, where do you come up with this shit

[@dimensionkid9623]

I love that part so much

[@Nedlius]

bruh this one had me on the floor holy shit

[@CallMeMimi27]

Drugs or books Or both

[@hushfur]

@@CallMeMimi27 Yeah probably both

[@ApusApus]

both is good

[@Isabella-bz7un]

I’m a Greenlandic Inuit!! I’m happy to see this. Sedna is called Sassuma Arnaa in Greenlandic, meaning mother/goddess of the sea.

[@RGHJTU]

Ua aam

[@thecomentingcat6280]

Wow! I didn't now that Greenland had a native population, I would love to learn more.

[@daveshen0880]

You mean you are inuk? Single person is not called inuit

[@idontneedaname318]

I don't think greenlanders call themselves inuit but I may h wrong ​@@daveshen0880

[@swordsmancs]

Sam O'Nella: "Let a 20 year old college kid from Delaware-" Me, a 19 year old: "...He's 20? And look at what i'm doing..."

[@zachinthehat1]

swordsmancs Imagine being 21...

[@cygnushydro2561]

Literally Same.

[@mightybfool]

Zach InTheHat imagine being 22

[@soaphope3398]

My thought was “he’s my age? Is he single?”

[@ace.o3166]

@@soaphope3398 HAHAHAHAH SAME

[@Wintersword9900]

"That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons!" I'm done

[@shahirani4762]

Wintersword9900 haha.

[@The.Nasty.]

“...turns your whole village into a big Japanese flag by sunrise...” I’m deceased.

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

So are they

[@Darknizl]

So metal

[@greengreen110]

Japan called themselfes "the sunrise empire" for a realy ling time so it only makes sense

[@abxsmal]

@@greengreen110 land not empire

[@ParasaurolophusEwan]

Lol

[@Laxhoop]

“If you kill a polar bear” That’s quite the monumental “if”.

[@101Volts]

Not even Brian Blessed wanted to do that to a Polar Bear who wandered into his camp. He just punched the Polar Bear in the face. He said he was worried for it, so...

[@abramtankproductions6039]

“Yeah well my sister turned into the sun” ... “Thats rough buddy”

[@billyvillacis9975]

Got me with that good reference. Time to rewatch the whole series.

[@jackp3125]

Poor Yue

[@cygnushydro2561]

@@billyvillacis9975 Just to be clear this is an Avatar reference to how Sokka's girlfriend became the moon right?

[@Burn_Angel]

Dude I love this comment.

[@soaphope3398]

Cygnus Hydro yes

[@s0apadopa]

My history teacher was talking about how we English people bombarded the Chinese with cannons and shit because they wouldn't accept opiates for good payment for tea. You know like a drug deal gone horribly wrong And I heard it all in your voice. Something about civil atrocities and sam o'nella that just go together

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

Chinese is the plural form

[@Tokuijin]

Actually, from what I've learned in WH class, that's a pretty apt comparison.

[@matt309]

@@cinnamonsunshine9653 so

[@2Pixelated]

NO MORE FINGY FOODS FOR *T H R E E M O O N S*

[@garethboulton3738]

He could have moved!

[@user-uh9sf5sg3n]

D:

[@Dirtball_Yt]

YOU MAY CONSUME THREE FINGEY FOODS BUT NO MORE

[@liqaKnight]

Noooooooooouuuuuuuu

[@spiral3310]

Three moons Wings of fire

[@KyraTheUnicorn]

I remember learning about Sedna in school and I just absorbed it like, “oh okay her fingers are seals”

[@CodyOsborn1]

"In his defense he was standing right on the pole, so he couldn't look anywhere but south. HE COULD HAVE MOVED!"

[@recycleddirt708]

He could have!

[@Refty]

If he looked straight up he would have been looking North

[@randyrichmondiii9021]

*THAT'S IT NO MORE FINGY FOODS FOR THREE MOONS*

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

No more fingie foods

[@55187706344]

@@Refty straight down

[@beardedwalrus9955]

Everyone talking about Thanksgiving Sam: Inuits eat souls

[@tuttosalve8352]

oooooh i was wondering why it was the same as greys

[@matstermati6467]

whats your fav sabaton song?

[@deadmeme4218]

ITS AT 666 LIKES RREE

[@bloodstoneore4630]

Nobody: Sam: and that's why the sun doesnt have tits

[@beardedwalrus9955]

@@matstermati6467 They are all good but of the new ones I really like 82nd All The Way.

[@annaneedshelp7729]

“dont drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with darker skin” *”not touching that one”*

[@digital107-_-]

hol up

[@hermanbrood6394]

Wow it's like u just watched the same video I did

[@IAmNotYourProblem]

anna needs help “he won’t touch people of dark skin?!?! 😱😱😱😱” Lol

[@meanie5416]

my family is inupiat, we’re kinda disconnected due to assimilation (grandma moved away from tribe after residential schools) and every time ppl are like “haha what mythology do you guys believe in” its just a careful pick and choose because of these exact stories.

[@taterman0247]

Seal: **exists** Random Inuit person: **compares to thumb**

[@goatrodyte1411]

Me a random inuit person: yes

[@BananaMike780]

what are seals but large sea thumbs

[@SimsFraser]

I mean have you seen those fuckers??

[@goatrodyte1411]

You mean les phoques

[@sigurdunger7308]

How can you be this unfunny

[@zorxtom7803]

Seal: living a normal life literally a second later Seal: is traumatized by flying inflated bladders being thrown at it

[@vivian6447]

I'm gonna put a bowl on my head when I'm pregnant

[@vortexgaming7768]

I believe you mean pregananant

[@gnashattack1]

Kylo Ren the internet troll ...oh my god

[@literallyKoi]

Can I do that too? I'm at least a middle aged white male

[@radekrydzewski8474]

Keeeeermit! You scallywag

[@cameronschaffer1606]

frog no be pregnant, tadpole

[@Ahmed-hd4lr]

“turns your whole village into a big japanese flag”

[@derdefender8408]

"Ill fcking do it again" got me snorting pepsi

[@DogsRNice]

Bruh coke is the stuff you snort smh

[@SirShanova]

I’m sorry

[@bigboi8925]

I prefer Fanta

[@LordButtsauce]

@@DogsRNice does it matter? the ice cubes get stuck in your nose just as fast either way

[@user-pb7mz7cw3s]

it made me so happy !! love that video ahahah

[@taylorverrall118]

On this month's episode of "Stick figure man teaches me about things I never knew I was interested in"

[@DenManWalking]

Featuring: lopped of titties,incest, and an all new way of avoiding black children

[@krims0n605]

By month I think you mean year

[@Jack-ku3bt]

"...and turns your whole village into a japanese flag by sunrise"

[@IRosamelia]

Epic

[@maelsno.1soundcloudlistener]

I’m an inuk and I found this funny, the stories differentiate from different parts of the arctic, but yeah, I really liked this

[@spudsbuchlaw]

Are these the same or different versions of these stories you heard?

[@ethanallentv]

As an inuk (inuvialuit specifically and yes I know I look asian/white) from northern Canada this is pretty accurate and funny as hell! Most inuk and other arctic indigenous people here are INCREDIBLY superstitious and most of our stories are based on life lessons. We have a story about (I cant remember her name) but essentially if you're a kid playing by the water bank alone she grabs you and pulls you in to drown you. We do eat every part of the animal...I dont join in when my elders eat the eyes or tongue of something but other things I'll probs try. Also Eskimo is a racist term in my culture, it means "raw meat eater" which is a term to define my people as uncivilized and is usually avoided among my peoples as it's kind if like using the N word for a more relatable example Edit: Spelling and Grammar

[@gingermcgingin1733]

Not an Inuit but I have eaten eyes before & they're actually pretty good, they're kinda like fruit gushers. I've also had tongue before but I wouldn't recommend it, it's very very tough to chew.

[@ascetix444]

I legit didn't know why (the word I shouldn't say, sorry about that) was bad, so thanks for explaining man! I just thought it was one specific group and calling them all that was disrespectful, like calling all asian people Chinese. Now I know why, and I wish I'd learned sooner. Thanks!

[@kOlbThreeTimesOne]

thanks for the info man i never knew that also CANADA GANG

[@martynap2930]

Just to be clear some Inuit people DO call themselves this slur but as a reclamation. Do not say it if you're not Inuit yourself.

[@goatrodyte1411]

Hey! Inuk here as well! (Inuit, from northern Quebec of Canada.) Quvianarmi ☺️ I can say the same thing, stories vary from place and diversity, but sam did it accurately still. Just wanted to poke in my reply since I can't contain myself from excitement lol

[@cryptknight400]

"No more fingy-foods for three moons!"

[@WackyTheWise]

“That’s it, no more fingy foods for *THREE MOONS”* IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER OVER HERE

[@khalidsuleman4124]

R I P penguin

[@centerflag982]

So are they

[@fermentedpenny5264]

I’m Inuit and I have the traditional woman’s tattoos on my fingers that represent the Sedna story, so whenever people ask about the tats I have to tell it. 😑 love your videos they are informative and hilarious!

[@memeju1ce]

cool! what do they look like?

[@fermentedpenny5264]

@@memeju1ce they are double lines on all my fingers made by traditional Inuit tattoo tools, which are made by hundreds of tiny pokes.

[@memeju1ce]

@@fermentedpenny5264 that’s so cool! i’ve seen the way māori peoples used to do them. it looks time consuming but the designs are so beautiful

[@fermentedpenny5264]

@@memeju1ce yeah, it’s a very spiritual experience, knowing I’m doing something that my ancestors did before our forced assimilation. It’s very special! 🥰

[@ThtSunbreaker]

"Less the pissed off ghost whispers sweet nothings into that polar bears ear and turns your whole village into a big japanese flag" why is that so funny to me

[@Dragon_prince90]

Cuz you are a degenerate like me

[@platogkrone7161]

*Lest.

[@cumconsumer4217]

@@platogkrone7161 hi

[@seanowens6888]

Friends: “So where do you go to school???” Me: Its an institution called, ”Sam O‘nella Academy”

[@bucketprime5782]

If I was rich I'd make that into an actual school

[@big_egg953]

bruh why tf would your friends not know where you go to school edit: i understand lol, you can stop replying

[@nomasan]

bucket prime Right next to the Craig thompson stadium

[@spikedpigeon5740]

@@big_egg953 Online friends or, get this, some people make friends with people who don't go to their school! CRAZY!

[@Matoro-wp9hy]

Leagues better than Prager University

[@PobbleCorn]

I feel like everyone is not appreciating this as much as they should 4:59

[@BarackObamaJedi]

THANK YOU, i almost died

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

I’lL FuCkiNg DO iT aGaIN

[@cloaker7237]

@insano man you would know INSANO MAN

[@jjkjhgjkh]

That's filthy frank From the goofey trial video

[@KingDaemonBlackfyre]

@@jjkjhgjkh That's why we can thank filthy frank so much

[@Spidopery]

this guy reminds me of an old camp counselor. i miss him. he was going to college to be a therapist

[@tophatmetagross1497]

*gets concerned about COPPA and Sam saying “Hey Kids” while being a animator.*

[@michaelyu2744]

it isn't really animation tho, he just shows a different image every few seconds

[@bain8renn]

Tophat Metagross he is the least likely "animator" to be struck by coppa due to the exceptional amount of inappropriate content

[@tekmogm5979]

@@michaelyu2744 Animation is the same but with the images changing faster.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

The amount of Non-kid friendly shit Sam makes is enough. Like there's only a couple of video that just barely reaches the margin.

[@lucasharvey8990]

*an

[@herrmungdaal7185]

I’m an Athabaskan and my girlfriend is an Inuit and I laughed so hard at this.

[@Gaiwen_Li]

Is there a lot more Canadian indigenous than recorded. Because I am seeing a lot of them commenting on sam’s vid. Interesting outreach

[@Gaiwen_Li]

Glad he made your gf laugh

[@herrmungdaal7185]

I’m from Alaska but a seen a few of those Canadians, really nice people to be honest.

[@levhdv2117]

Chanelle Lee there are like over 150 thousand

[@birdofjudgment1448]

Ha same where are you from friend

[@tokyomeek5649]

Am I the only one that thought “holy shit he’s 20?”

[@DavionX13]

Afraid not. Gave 21yo. me a shock upon hearing that.

[@iwannabethekid34xc]

@@DavionX13 not every young caucasian sounds like a sissy.

[@cliftonjames785]

I thought he was 28 or something

[@PyroNinja713]

Its that's about what I'd have guessed given the combination of his humor and knowledge/vocabulary

[@BJGvideos]

I thought he was around 30

[@LizBizBean]

I love how they just go so fast, they fly into space. Like, that's it. The whole rest of the story? All for fun

[@SmokedVein]

“Jesus and microwaves” This is why we need these knowledge pills

[@nolan_dio06]

Hmm. I see we posted the same comment

[@SmokedVein]

Sorry?

[@evanpartin1323]

“Being naked for an hour means certain death” Isn’t that New Jersey?

[@urmomdoer2315]

Wait then how is Danny Devito alive?

[@bosermann4963]

he is the trash man

[@joedong3134]

As someone who lives in jersey I can confirm

[@user-jl4zz1re4c]

I predict this will be top comment

[@assassinbarno2496]

That's Saudi Arabia

[@plurbehgubgub]

“Mommy, where did the sun and moon come from?”

[@treymtz]

"Well some dude wanted to get down and funky with his sister so she cut off her tits. After a good jog the two turned into celestial bodies. That's why the moon has phases and the sun doesn't have tits."

[@funposting8912]

I’m curious what narcotics these people had access to at the time.

[@petruradu7242]

@@funposting8912 just bored

[@clinton8421]

@@petruradu7242 "Hey, I'm bored." "Wanna make up a story where the sun and moon are siblings and the moon wants to have sex with the sun?" "Can the sun cut off her tits?" "Whatever you want, buddy." "YAY!"

[@funposting8912]

Clinton i’m feeling like this was some sort of pre-industrial hentai

[@rileyjones5468]

I love how he just goes “naw I ain’t touchin that one”😂

[@TravisBroski]

Sam O’Nella: *brings up a mythical brother and sister* Me: I know where this is going

[@ronjayrose9706]

*Sweet Home Alabama Intensifies*

[@idaho6533]

Not even stepsiblings smh

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Dany & Jon relationship are really awkward.

[@MiceHendrickson]

This dude is 20 years old?? So the videos from 4 years ago... he was 16?! That is just bonkers, he's insanely smart and clever.

[@screamindog8772]

he’s a few years older than 20, I’m pretty sure this was made when he was like 19-21 but I’m not totally sure

[@DyskordeEdroksyd_IsVerySad]

Well, he's like 22-23 now.

[@randomgirlRose]

Do an episode on how stupid everyone in Jamestown was

[@mentalillness1574]

randomgirl:38700 Rose this needs to happen

[@RemovingTheWingus]

Oh fuck I got confused between Jamestown and Jonestown for a second.

[@MaximilianonMars]

Is that the one filled with SOCIALISTS who did so little work they ended up starving and cannibalising each other? Hmmmmmm? And yet work-shy losers today still crave that deadly deadly socialism.

[@scarletletter4900]

@@MaximilianonMars Nah dude, the first two boatloads of Jamestown colonists consisted of lower ranking aristocrats who where both completely unskilled in any form of the basic labor needed to actually survive and actually saw such work as being "beneath them". It wasn't till the 3rd boatload that skilled and willing workers actually arrived at Jamestown.

[@nrs4866]

Which Jamestown? I live in a Jamestown..

[@Max.44]

I usually watch these videos less than sober and it does get confusing sometimes whether a line is part of the educational stuff or one of the sickest sinister jokes I have ever heard. Great stuff

[@markocon1598]

"No more fingie foods for three moons."

[@alyssalincoln7236]

“Let a 20 year old college kid...” Me, an 18 year old college kid “wait. Wait. W H A T”

[@Blickyrobyason]

Alyssa Lincoln honestly wtf

[@MOLLYDOLLIGHT]

Me a 25 year old *weeps in medical student*

[@Phoenix.509]

Me, a 16 year old college kid *yeets in running start*

[@limepop340]

Phoenix Me, a 17 year old college kid *F L E X*

[@ShieniLicksOnLemons]

Me, a 23 year old college dropout and unemployed piece of shit: "kill me" (I live in Finland and technically didn't lose any money from going to college because free education bitch, I just decided being a human nurse wasn't my thing)

[@blaseentertainment8863]

First line: from clubbing seals Me: Alright then, this is going to to be good.

[@Kallichore09]

"Closed minded tree dweller" is my new favorite insult.

[@DilatoryGaming]

5:45 "listen here you little shit"

[@YamaikoHiro]

00:27 - Holy shit, look at the attention of detail, he climbed out of the tree, and he has leaves all over him, Isn't the 21st century awesome?

[@shlorbleflorbnad6927]

WE ARE ADVANCING AS A SPECIES, HOLY HELL THE LEAF DETAILS ARE INCREDIBLE

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

This is why it takes him months to make these

[@ipaidforwinrar6339]

yo thas crazy, ms paint really be out here wildin

[@shlorbleflorbnad6927]

Baron Von Grijffenbourg MY UNDERDEVELOPED APE BRAIN IS GOING FUCKING NUTS RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

[@shlorbleflorbnad6927]

Baron Von Grijffenbourg Holy shit he did heart it, nice work my guy

[@kuoaid]

that goofy's trial reference was so point on

[@delve_]

Having just watched Quinton Reviews' video on Filthy Frank, it was a welcome surprise.

[@switchamafuck78]

ILL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN

[@raubergrapsch9189]

@@switchamafuck78 Guilty

[@FarmerDingus]

Will the suspect please take the stand.

[@gracebarber4496]

If he ever becomes a history teacher i envy every student that’s in his class.

[@arturintete2461]

Sam O’Nella: hey kids Coppa: did I hear kids?

[@Akaryusan]

"hey kids" [COPPA shotgun cocking noises]

[@abramtankproductions6039]

Church of Shigechi no u

[@windompewpew]

*animation*

[@cigbhungus3359]

S H O O T I N G F I S H I N A B A R R E L

[@djdomain]

* baby is born * "Honey, it isn't what you think! It's cause I drank directly from the soup bowl!"

[@mateuszfurtak6808]

😂😂😂😂

[@skittlesilly]

Mazzuah on IG what a useful addition to this comment

[@syrathdouglas1244]

2:55 I love how the seal is just so traumatized. It’s just like “WHAT THE HECK”

[@tostsoup]

One folklore you forgot is they believe in a humanoid walrus that smears his ejaculation onto wood to make fish (not a joke)

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

Well then, I sure am glad I didn't eat any fish during No Nut November.

[@akariovo7505]

That's... interesting?

[@legacy0685]

Where does he live I must join him before No Nut November

[@learnova1761]

WHAT'S ITS NAME I NEED TO GOOGLE THIS SHIT ASAP

[@errr-iw4lz]

Fair enough

[@peterjohansson1828]

5:31 Don't you hate it when you go out running but you accidentally run so fast you reach escape velocity.

[@twistedtw6199]

He’s back, I can be undepressed again

[@imrane161]

now go back to being depressed, since he just posted something and it will be awhile before he posts again.

[@FranCSGO_]

History.mp4 chill dude, your acting like a boomer

[@darynu]

he's back, now i can be undressed again

[@RB028]

For 7 minutes 41 seconds.

[@dubbydub9245]

I thought I was going to score with a native Alaskan woman once, but, she wasn't really Inuit.

[@RyanTheMan000]

So he's in Delaware, huh? *hunt him down boys*

[@heya4405]

I’m from New Jersey I’ll be in Delaware in like 2 hours

[@talentleesdorito9771]

4chan would have found him in less than hour

[@blackfrost3581]

I mean, thats not that new, he post kot of dalaeere related things in his reddit account

[@karikrummi4222]

lord Kal fake locatiin

[@michael.mcginnis6592]

Him and the 10 other people that live in Delaware

[@shannonb4011]

I grew up in the Canadian Artic so I was nervous for this one... but well done :) I love the absolute superstition of Inuit culture. Where I'm from the Inuit souls were said to be guided into the sky upon death and actually make up the Northerns Lights themselves. The theory I got is that if you whistle loudly the lights will get bigger- but if they get too large it will anger the souls and they'll cut your head off to use it as a ball to play with. To get the more excited lights to back off because you've angered the spirits, you're meant to clap your hands. :) I appreciate your use of the proper term Inuit as well 👍

[@zolanprume]

Damn that's actually super cool! Thanks for sharing that

[@dylanfreeman2038]

I always heard that the northern lights were the spirit of children who died young. That's why they'd play football with your head, they're mischievous and amoral.

[@belugahunter375]

I know an island that breaks cameras if you take pics of the artifacts and the old summer camp ground, had an iPod at the time it didn’t break but our test camera did lol, it could no longer open up the lenses shortly after it started turning on and off by itself lol, Old Inuit camp

[@someone890]

To be honest, I'm still upset about the Swiss Miss packets.

[@ian_edits_]

lol really though

[@noone8294]

Same

[@bobotran7792]

INSTANT PISS

[@n.o.a.w.3264]

same.

[@samuelstoltz354]

In some of the new boxes they fixed the stupid paper connector things

[@whanowa]

Midway through the sun/moon story I forgot what this was even about and then you came back around with that.

[@jaydenhoffisabell9030]

“Don’t drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with dark skin.” *N o t t o u c h i n g t h a t o n e.*

[@The-Real-Noel]

Excuse me for being a uncultred swine but This is the one joke I dont get

[@icebox2763]

@@The-Real-Noel it's really weird I think it's called racism

[@jaydenhoffisabell9030]

Rodney James maybe next time pal

[@vinny5638]

@@icebox2763 Is it just me or is it kind of surprising that even isolated snow people have inculcated racist ideas into their folklore? Like how did these people even develop such ideas in the first place lol.

[@ebin7906]

@@vinny5638 Humans, as well as most mammals, are naturally xenophobic or "racist", if not taught otherwise.

[@johnnyscott3698]

I reckon that a whole series on religions needs to happen in this style, please Mr O'Nella may we have some more

[@1ns939]

is a solar eclipse when he catches her

[@cloaker7237]

Why did you post this cursed comment. Why

[@AlbertBasedman]

Wait, have i been watching innuit porn since i was a child?

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

"What are you doing big bro"

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

yes, I learn that from another comment chain. No more "ew why did u post this ewww" it is true

[@staraptorgod2047]

Just now I released how insane it is that I survived having an umbilical cord wrapped my neck at birth.

[@Friggsdottir]

It's not insane, it's pretty common. It can be unwrapped or cut if it's too tight.

[@stardragon7893]

"Why are there no seals to hunt?" "I think I might have faced the wrong direction while eating." "You had one Job."

[@Color_Splsh]

This guy was 17 when he started uploading, the madlad. Can't even drink beer

[@anotherguy3709]

*laughs in German*

[@陈舒帆]

Well he still gonna need a year right now.

[@alecity4877]

What moment did he say he was 20? Just asking I missed it

[@Lenne.]

@@alecity4877 0:39

[@alecity4877]

@@Lenne. shit my brain focused purely in the college and delaware part. Thanks

[@NamelessKing1597]

The Pregnancy rules sound like how to attract a sea bear in spongebob.

[@NamelessKing1597]

@Stellvia Hoenheim the camping episode kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4KTXomDhrZ9fas 8 minutes in

[@BusterBuizel]

Sliced or cubed?

[@NamelessKing1597]

@@BusterBuizel Cubed, sliced is fine

[@BusterBuizel]

@@NamelessKing1597 Good, that's how I like my fetuses

[@NamelessKing1597]

@@BusterBuizel I prefer them shredded

[@porkchopgaming3980]

I love coming back to watch these videos today they always give some laughs but I cool to know Sam is also from the Delaware area

[@FruitsLoverYum]

4:25 I laugh so hard at this part

[@buffpikachu1878]

NO MORE FINGI FOOD FOR 3 MOONS

[@jimjam6811]

Seal: Well he wasn't looking north Sedna: 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙆𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙀?

[@fusiondraws7482]

4:26

[@chubbynerd]

OK, but 6:10 out of context is the funniest shit ever

[@itachiswill5263]

Seal: "I just caught a person eating blubber" Sedna: " Yeah what's wrong with that?" Seal: "He wasn't looking North while doing it" Sedna: "ArE yUo FuCkInG kIdDiNg Me?

[@randyrichmondiii9021]

In his defense, he was standing directly on the Pole, so he couldn't look anywhere BUT south.

[@KingDaemonBlackfyre]

@@randyrichmondiii9021 HE COULD'VE MOVED, NO THAT'S IT! NO MORE FINGY FOODS FOR 3 MOONS

[@tomfooler9398]

ThATS IT NO FINGY FOODS FOR THREE MOONS

[@WritingRandR]

This channel is just the best. I've fallen down a rabbit hole and am enjoying the hell out of it