Donald Trump Is A Diagnosed Narcissist

Two psychologists examined Donald Trump's psychological wellbeing and the results were... conclusive. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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[@lorrie2878]

His writers are genius and his delivery is impeccable.

[@Annie-zd6rn]

"The same hair stylist" DAMN I'm dead!

[@Kevin_Street]

Colbert's impression of Trump trying to get up the steps of the Lincoln Memorial is gold.

[@RaymondGW]

"Man texting his left hand 'you up?'" Subtle yet hilarious, Colbert.

[@zacharybarcelona4717]

his left hand responded by saying "let's do this right"

[@freedomospeech2526]

Diagnosing Donald Trump as a Narcissist is like this time I looked at a tree and said, "That's a tree"

[@amandagardner565]

YEP, pretty fucking obvious to anyone with 60% of a brain. i'm allowing for the 40% that voted for the cretin, you can't cure that level of stupid.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Where did they get that from, the firm of No Shit & Sherlock?

[@oliverock4092]

No shit, but remember, he's in a job that represents more people the just himself, call your representatives dude, get angry, get him out of office.

[@talltrini10]

@@couragekarnga8735 *Neaux, Schitt and Sherlock. First two names are French and German

[@onedivbypi2241]

I'm not a psychologist, I see a shady tree.

[@dogfish3373]

I really hope you guys don't re-elect Trump in 2020. For the good of humanity, get him out of office. From, the World.

[@kamesanj0]

dogfish, I’ll do my best but I’m only one man.

[@coltsmiff1132]

It doesn't matter who sits in the oval office. The plan is already in place.

[@lozensfire]

Agree.Impeach him What a bunch of fools. Too close to election?Push posh .He is a danger to the free world every day he is in office .His followers need to grow up and read actual books and articles instead of pretending Faux news is real.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Mood, we have a clone of his at our local level and it TERRIFIES me

[@nastaran8418]

I think problem is there is no better option for voters ,and he would be reelected

[@terrikukla5017]

"He's more like a big stool", lol

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

His cameo as Chet in Weird Science shows why he wears clothes too big for himself.

[@vicky_la_france]

I got an ad for Narcissist Help before this video. I think the whole country needs help dealing with the Narcissist-in-Chief.

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

Frankly, whenever I hear people say good things about America, I get the impression America is full of narcasists. Who has the stupidity to boast while America is drowning in loss, of lives aswell as other things, while the citizens turn their heads and look away. The country is full to the brim with distractions from reality, and as a result from that, the people seem far less intelligent than they should be, considering this is one of the richest countries in the world. Maybe Im just hating on America, but I dont hate Americans, and can you blame me?

[@markbrown2296]

I think you are lying Vicky.

[@Hidakaku56]

I got an ad for dealing with someone with narcissism in your life right before this video 🤣🤣🤣 best ad placement ever KZbin

[@How-Do-I-Nezzy]

Same

[@mickeysmyspiritanimal223]

Hidakaku56, me too and I watched!🤣🤔🤣

[@mj.l]

did it say "shoot em"?

[@0b5cur3N3k0T3r0r]

same here

[@ronaldorivers236]

I got the same add dude i wonder why then i watch the show now i know why.

[@lilibee3443]

Oh come on! He can do better than 10 out of 10 narcissist! He is “the best” at everything, right? He needs to go for 10 out of 10 malignant narcissist!

[@jasonarchdeacon3501]

"this one goes to eleven."

[@lolok3078]

Jason Archdeacon this made me laugh. Thank you.

[@couragekarnga8735]

So we have a full-blown narcissist in charge of a country. Yikes!

[@amazed66]

Probably the only time he ever scored 10 out of 10 in anything.

[@andrewmihovich4252]

If I remember it right, he got a perfect score on a test of truly basic abilities and treated it like a great accomplishment.

[@bananarepublic4865]

We should have voted for I can not handle two email accounts at once .

[@lilaclizard4504]

he also gets the highest score on the money lost by an American taxpayer (or not tax payer)

[@OP-1000]

make america great again . Ha, that great old argument: “ But, but...Hillary”.

[@Rasv-]

The economy isn't 10/10? Libtards have no objectivity. Trump 2020 because he is doing everything right

[@Spacecomber]

Haha, I loved that KZbin matched this segment up with an ad for NarcissistHelp. Made the whole experience surreal.

[@alexrzep8814]

Donald trump is more inspirational than you a hole

[@sea_triscuit7980]

Yes! Same here haha

[@sea_triscuit7980]

@@alexrzep8814 somebody is butthurt

[@toddvandell85]

"Donald Trump is a narcissist? Really? What a shock. Who knew?" Said no one. Ever.

[@omegagilgamesh]

@Joanna d'Arc Huh? Fascinating. So Trump's grandfather lived in my backyard (I live an hour south of Seattle) and ran brothels, eh? I could go on at length about the history of prostitution in Seattle, but suffice to say: it's interesting stuff. That said, what was the point of this rather informative post, Joanna?

[@mikewallace2303]

This dude is supposed to be a comedian. He is nothing more then a soy boy puppet who will off the air soon

[@lilydarkmoore8769]

@@mikewallace2303 I don't think Trump thinks of himself as a comedian, but you're right - he's not a good one. If you voted for him because you thought he would be funny, perhaps you should not vote any more. And yes, he will be off the air soon. Unless, of course, you watch the many trials that will be going on after he's out of office. There are currently MANY criminal charges pending against Donald Trump.

[@biffmasterson9786]

@@mikewallace2303 he makes 35 million a year for 4 days "work" and is going nowhere. Now why is a chooad boy like you here watching this if it makes you mad?

[@Flow-Joe]

It only a shock to other Narcs, like Colbert.

[@SuperFrangipani]

Donald Trump - Dark Triad - The "dark triad" of personality consists of three negative traits: the tendency to to manipulate others (Machiavellianism); seek admiration and special treatment (narcissism); and to be callous and insensitive (psychopathy).

[@traekas7228]

SuperFrangipani, Man, u r so rite!

[@julieannmyers8714]

Exactly... WAY beyond narcissism. By light years.

[@danthiel8623]

Why does that fit so well

[@judioregan4210]

@@danthiel8623 - tragic isn't it.

[@judioregan4210]

SuperFrangipani - nailed it!

[@themachine8009]

Tr🤡mp: I’m rich, but you can’t see my taxes. I’m exonerated, but you can’t see the report. I’m the smartest, but you can’t see my grades. I’m in perfect health, but you can’t see my medical records. What a joke. Lock that clown and his family up in prison forever. “The president is lying about...” should be the start of every evening newscast every night.

[@deevnn]

The machine, just ignore Bruce and Leonie these conned "cult of trump" ignoramuses aren't worth a response.

[@mickritchie1815]

Unfit for the job but voted in. By your fellow citizens.

[@OompaL0ompa]

You guys dont get. Putin is YOUR president

[@bigred4379]

Well put. Simple, and to the point. I like your style.

[@bigred4379]

Hilarious !! But then again... Pretty sure they wanted to add "sociopath" to that diagnosis, but then it would be a very long monologue.

[@avidnongetit8710]

I Love Stephen's monologues! But this 1 is the BEST ever! Hilarious & SLAMS trump perfectly! The Lincoln memorial steps is So Awesome!

[@VianneyCreates]

"That's why I gave you three mothers who don't love you, either!" Damn!!!!!

[@GarrMatey428]

yeah, i fucking woke people up laughing

[@Tanavids]

Yeah I'm starting a gofundme to send him a lot of aloe for that burn

[@omidfilms]

Truth hurts

[@elcesar]

yeep that was salvaje!

[@G0DofRock]

Or as Trump will tweet tomorrow... "Now Im being attacked for being PERFECT, a 10 out of 10 genius and they're jealous! Witch hunt!"

[@jyi5506]

Matthew LOL! You nailed him. "It's a coup!"

[@edibleph4596]

It is difficult to mock a guy so ridiculous, isn't it? trying to make caricaturisation of his behaviour and facing a really possible headline of tomorrow... Honestly, I wouldn't find it surprising at all if he tweeted that. The bar is so damn low, one has to dig deep to take ridiculousness a step further and create a joke. That's why some of the comedian imitations of him turn out actually smarter and more logical than the real thing.. smdh

[@alonzogodschosenwarrioroa1716]

Matthew LOL 😂

[@felinecontrolled]

@Les Rodriguez So how's the weather in Russia?

[@pheonix_soldier]

@Les Rodriguez just know that narcissism means that when shit hits the fan he ain't bothering to ask about anyone but himself

[@eyeamtheomen]

Photo caption intros are underrated and PURE comedy! Santa's business school brother...😂 HI-FREAKING-LARIOUS! 😅😁

[@94bhea]

The Trump impersonation is always theee highlight of every show

[@Lucius1958]

Honestly, most of us knew that three years ago and more. #InYourGutsYouKnowHesNuts

[@jimandaubz]

You deserve more likes.

[@obsolete18]

We've know it for the last 40 years

[@johnthomson9614]

Morty Sanchez 😂Hee.

[@serious7179]

Lol...liking this

[@lamaxe749]

By most of us, i'm pretty sure you mean the people in your echo chamber

[@WateverWatever04]

Psychologist: "Trump is a narcissist." >Pikachu surprised face.jpeg

[@margaritam.9118]

Joanna d'Arc Thanks for the interesting info, man 😉

[@lilydarkmoore8769]

Yes, Trump's grandfather was a draft dodging, illegal alien pimp who was probably responsible for the deaths of quite a few Americans during the gold rush; both men and women. He was a horrible person and a criminal who fled back to Bavaria to avoid the consequences of his actions. If Bavaria had not kicked him out, the USA might not be in the huge mess it's in right now. I expect Donnie will be fleeing to Russia when his time comes, but I don't think that Russia will return him unless it's as a corpse.

[@peggyfranzen6159]

WateverWatever04 Our president elect is a bona ffide narcissist.

[@StellarFella]

Photo shop Donald Trump's hair onto the bald head of Benito Mussolini and you have a perfect match! Twins!

[@annedwyer797]

YES! I thought 3 yrs ago that a photo of tRUMP smirking, with his chin up (his default expression) looked remarkably like Mussolini in that famous newsreel clip of him addressing the crowd from a balcony. Both of them buffoons...I'd be OK with tRUMP meeting the same end.

[@StellarFella]

@@annedwyer797 People with multi media experience will have fun with the photographic match up process of the two. Pompous tyrants as brothers in time.

[@Emm_er]

Who else got an ad for *Narcissist Help* right before watching this video? 😂😂😂

[@ivansmith654]

Great question OK next question did Trump see this video and did Trump see the same ad? And if so how mad is Trump now at Stephen Colbert? Your turn Emm_er!

[@ivansmith654]

I agree with but Trump haves never understood comedy I was trying to add comedy because Trump dose not live with us humans

[@its_the_kid3128]

Who the hell still watches ads on KZbin? Bro get ublock.

[@ivankaleoniefuchs333]

Who else gets ads for dealing with the many "Disordered Phobias" affecting such dementia of "Liberal Socialism" each time you login to KZbin?...smiles

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

@@ivankaleoniefuchs333 you keep posting this comment...smiles

[@RIXRADvidz]

1:30, not only the same hair stylist, but Donny learned his make up technique from mommy too, that side by side is WAY TOO FREAKY!! it looks like him!!!!!!!

[@hanah3401]

RIXRADvidz yes, Trump look just like his mother. He is her twin 😂😂😂

[@Suzanne4415]

The side-by-side is some Norman Bates level creepy o.O

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Remember: Rudy Guliani dressed up in drag and Trump leaned forward and snuffled into his bra. Quite a freaky display actually.

[@roryschweinfurter2601]

Donald Trump: Nobody knows more about narcissism than me

[@givensresumes1480]

You forgot to put a......... , believe me!

[@shecat1964]

Did you also marry one they destroyed your life?

[@iglidor]

I have the best narcisisism ever. Ask anyone. No one in history was huger narcisisist then me.

[@MZD15]

Narendra Modi says Hi

[@vargohoat9950]

he knows the best on that, and everything else in the world, youre low-iq, bla bla goes the 5 year old illiterate prezidunt

[@Medusa5150]

((hops around singing)) 🎤 INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE 🎵

[@karenhartrich6152]

no the biggest gathering in DC will be the day this eejit leaves!

[@NewMessage]

With a little luck, Giant Abe will rise up out of that chair and squash him like the bug he is.

[@Asher_Tye]

Does not even have to rise, just tilt bit by bit.

[@julieannmyers8714]

Sorry, but Abe has left that duty to us.

[@twstf8905]

Ba dum dum PSSSH 🥁 (Good ol "New Message," leaving a witty, CLEVER comment under each late night comedy show upload on KZbin every night!👍)

[@kimberlys8422]

Great idea. His religion is money and he doesn't give two KFC poos about 'Merica!

[@kimberlys8422]

It would be like God of War

[@vargohoat9950]

you can add megalomania, dementia and sociopathy

[@epsilon-eleven]

That first & last ones go hand-in-hand with narcissism.

[@oobaka1967]

You forgot "barely literate"

[@sheldonwalz4016]

You forgot greatest creator of jobs in the history of American presidents ..just thought you may have overlooked this fact...just sayin

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Sheldon Walz Really ? Jobs ? Now ? When jobs are fleeing to other countries like insects rushing to the lightbulb ? Pull out your head from Trump's ass and see how many jobs he actually created.

[@Jaywalk-uq6wy]

Sheldon Walz After he wins the 2020 election then what about those jobs? Wake up!

[@Ometecuhtli]

Trump: I have no idea what narcissism is, but as long as they talk about me is good.

[@rdelrosso2001]

OMETECUHTLI: It's getting so it's hard to tell the fake Trump quotes like that one from the ones actually uttered by our "FAVORITE" POTUS!

[@ukiitm]

Did anyone else think the impression of Trump grunting and climbing stairs sounded like Cartman?

[@rosilindschroeder1880]

That's it! Trump is Cartman!

[@annedwyer797]

OH MY GAWD, that's it!! He's Eric Cartman in the flesh!! I must share...

[@B_Dog_33]

“Dammit, Abe, if I ever get up there, I’ll shoot you myself!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GhostStealth590]

Just got an ad for narcissism help. Thanks Stephen...

[@jjsprite20]

same

[@bobbyboko6317]

Trump the gift that keeps on giving ,never short of new material

[@rdelrosso2001]

ROBERT SMITH: Yes, it's only been four years since Trump took that escalator ride down to the lobby of his eponymous Trump Tower. But it feels like 4,000 years! It's really hard to imagine what Comedy was like in the Pre-Trump Era. But every day this Joke of a President allows Comedians to have new material.

[@sfhomelessyahoogroup6793]

OMG! Taj Mommy made my friends pee in their pants and ROTFL our arses off! Thank You for uplifting spirits. You nailed it this time beyond others...

[@tubularap]

"Taj Mommy, Please Look At Me !" Brilliant !!

[@cctomcat321]

Trump's mom looks like Trump is making his own Eddie Murphy movie where he plays all the characters in his family.

[@BeeKind22]

Comment of the week love it 😅😅

[@bsqwahlE]

She is scary looking. I'll bet she was a mean drunk. I happen to know the look.

[@Annie-zd6rn]

The Clumps. 😂😂😂

[@Annie-zd6rn]

@@bsqwahlE Evil Rose Mary look alike.

[@BeeKind22]

@@Annie-zd6rn priceless 😅😅😅

[@snugbug5067]

I cannot even get through any speech DT makes. It is too painful to listen to him. He has the effect on me that I want to gargle and spit. 😜

[@snugbug5067]

@@lamaxe749 I'm getting that feeling again. To gargle and spit.

[@chattycathy8089]

tRump IS sooooo cringe worthy, ON EVERY LEVEL!!!!

[@snugbug5067]

@@chattycathy8089 me and my goosebumps agree with you. 😬

[@cybaiger]

That sick feeling is only natural since you're forced to follow the thinking process of a man who hardly has any 🤣

[@snugbug5067]

@@cybaiger I almost choked on my corn pops 😄👍

[@cutemedli7]

And they just realized this now?!! I knew it from the very beginning.

[@BananaJoseph]

Narcissism is a career advantage in our current capitalistic society. We have to fix that or we will all be doomed.

[@omidfilms]

Mad Luigi Look up empathy ego balance by earl nightingale. Business is about people and you need empathy to understand people. If you lack the empathy you will have trouble relating to the customers needs.

[@Wasserkaktus]

It isn't everything, because if it was, Spanky wouldn't have failed so much at his business.

[@DeadpoolX9]

@@omidfilms then why do CEOs have disproportionately higher levels of psychopathy?

[@omidfilms]

DeadpoolX9 you can be average CEO with no empathy or you can be a great one with ego empathy balance. The best CEO’s have have this balance. Walt Disney Elon Musk Steve Jobs.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

and yet even with that huge advantage Trump is still a massive failure.

[@universalorlandochica]

Man texting his left hand "are you up?" probably describes many of Trump's supporters lol

[@yourkingreturns]

It's funny Stephen makes that Lincoln joke, because I felt the same way when I visited DC lmao

[@lazyperfectionist1]

Lincoln: "Don't bring that narcissist near my monument!"

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

The steps will take care of that.

[@katarinaaguilar1936]

Ireallyreally Hategoogle holy shit XD

[@danielwaugh2215]

Think trump will have troubles with the stairs lol

[@pennyhollifield5055]

Lazy Perfectionist I agree Honest Abe would never want that degenerate anywhere near his memorial! But look on the bright side, it will be a PERFECT "compare & contrast" photo display of America's Absolute Best President vs America's Absolute Worst President, & will serve to demonstrate HOW LOW the Republican party & America have fallen by the comparison!!

[@yfelwulf]

New Tag for you Soy Boy NPC

[@iketheranter9126]

Please, a heart attack, a stroke, an aneurism, a pretzel, anything, PLEASE!!!

[@Bobsend]

I think it will be you having a heart attack or a stroke when trump gets elected again in 2020 hahahahahahaha.

[@laurent1144]

Please God no. We don't want him to be some sort of martyr. He needs to live long enough to get defeated in 202, indicated, and go to jail. He can die there.

[@jeanjohnson6505]

Be careful of karma you might have a heart attack seeing Trump elected in 2024

[@laurent1144]

@larry brown Conservatives have actually tried to kill liberals. Nice try tho

[@Bobsend]

Lauren T Have you forgotten about the crazy liberal that tried to kill Steve Scalise?

[@zelma8]

This is the least surprising headline ever. By far. 🤦‍♀️

[@Tallnerdyguy]

Sad, isn't it?

[@randalldavis3251]

I actually did LOL when he said"more like a giant stool"

[@dafttool]

Cadet Bone Spurs will be airlifted to the Lincoln Memorial.

[@supermarioisacat]

RIght. And it won't be with one of those single rotor jobs either, it takes a twin rotor chinook sky-crane to pick his lard ass up.

[@bananarepublic4865]

Bill clinton will be there .

[@StellarFella]

Cadet Bone Spurs became TRUMPUTIN! The ORANGE MUSSOLINI LOCUST KING who wears a long coat to keep his LOCUST WINGS tucked in.

[@dafttool]

Cecil Treadwell, in case you run out of nicknames for Asswipe: The Emperor With No Clothes Humpty Drumpty Trumplethinskin Agolf Twittler Mango Mussolini Don the Con Spanky the Clown 🤡 Raw Dawg 🍄 Creepy Porn President Cadet Bone Spurs Criminal-in-Chief Pussygrabber Tax Fraud Money launderer for the Russian mob Unindicted coconspirator, Individual One Emoluments Abuser Constitution Violator Putin’s Puppet Putin’s Poodle Dotard Tariff Man Sociopathic Narcissist Egomaniacal Madman Racist White Nationalist The **Asterisk President*

[@michaelbray109]

dafttool, he will be carried in a solid gold palanquin after he is golf-carted from the White House KFC outlet.

[@kimberlys8422]

_"I've accomplished more than any President in history."_ Cut to the UN laughing at him 🤣😂😭

[@seachangemix6702]

And most likely, still are !

[@kimberlys8422]

@@seachangemix6702 He's a clown... and even I'm laughing at him and I'm 'Merican.

[@seachangemix6702]

@@kimberlys8422 You have our sincerest sympathies - keep up the good fight !!

[@moonum4567]

UN? They're an even bigger joke

[@davemoulis9320]

Stephen's Trump voice sounds like an adult Eric Cartman. Which makes perfect sense.

[@lynngardner3330]

Can we remove agent orange from his job before any more damage is done.

[@kirstbielle]

Any damage? That's all he has done since he got on that chair

[@JOHNWLOUCKS]

I am sure that Lincoln could get up the steps to his memorial more quickly (or at all) that the Dumpster. And I mean now!

[@SheisB515]

Man texting his left hand "you up?" 😂😂😂😂😂 damn you Colbert

[@flawlessx1860]

Too cold. That was the best for me!

[@supermarioisacat]

At the end of every day I feel like we've split off into another multiverse and are in a Twighlight Zone episode. How did this happen?

[@coyoteboy5601]

I feel the same way. I mean seriously.

[@ariesviolent]

Look up the music video for the song twilight zone by the band Ministry...you might find it interesting. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZuodGdvnbmcqqs

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

The universe is a simulation, the kid that downloaded the app is now getting bored and obviously there is no "send in godzilla" script for this game.

[@supermarioisacat]

@@ariesviolent Perfect! Had me head-bangin' by around the 3 minute mark. \m/

[@EvilLeprechuan]

While waiting to watch the video I got a mental health ad for narcissists LOL

[@Mark-jq7re]

I loved you playing trump trying to climb the steps 😂😂

[@supernaturalta6174]

Anybody who's paid attention to Trump's behavior, and could look up the traits for narcissists in the DSM-5, knew well before the 2016 election that he was textbook NPD.

[@tristan4175]

Thing is, you’re not a psychologist or psychiatrist. The DSM 5 can only be used by professionals who understand how to read the manual, and apply it.

[@Riehentar]

The funniest part about this; there was an ad for ‘Narcissist Help’ “What can you do to help your narcissistic friend?”

[@Zett76]

1AgentTex Hug him. A lot. Then say: "you don‘t have to prove anything. Relax." ...do this daily, for about two years. 🙂

[@fearless4him595]

Zett76 Is that actual help? I was honestly expecting a joke.

[@Zett76]

Fearless 4 Him It‘s funny, BECAUSE it's actual help. Almost nobody wants to hug a narcissist. That's why they're so screwed. 🙂 But yeah, you need to show a narcissist that you love him no matter what. Because then they might lose their urge to prove to everyone how great (hence: lovable) they are.

[@RinJackson]

Saying Trump has the long-term planning ability of an empty chair is an insult to empty chairs, I'd think :)

[@sdfkjgh]

Rin Jackson: I'm pretty sure this chair in particular is quite capable of advance planning: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609

[@bamahama707]

You'd know, that's why you will never be President. Back under your rock, troll.

[@snugbug5067]

😄

[@dswan3488]

@@sdfkjgh what did I just read? Do people believe this?

[@mulletheadbanger]

@Alex Hoo What about Brown Trout ?

[@Christynmaine]

Can't wait for the Fourth! Brings us two months closer to the end of this joke of a Presidency.

[@ipellly]

Who could have ever known

[@tonyplow9219]

Dylan, I am doing a survey, were you gay before or after Trump became your President?

[@ipellly]

@@tonyplow9219 you have a beautiful mind.

[@amandagardner565]

everyone on the planet that has seen or heard of him (LESS THE IGNORANT FUCKWITS THAT VOTED FOR THE CRETIN IN CHIEF)

[@UncagedJDog89]

Any doctor and/or mental health professional knows the second they see him that Donald Trump is the most textbook narcissist in history

[@martinnibataan7046]

@@plaidpanda lol nice

[@MidnightSonnet]

"Your favorite president" Oh, honey, nooooooooo....... >.>

[@lizzyw6209]

🤢🤮

[@MeredithAnne88]

Omg...I can think of a thousand other things I'd rather do on the 4th of July than watch that narcissistic ass.

[@BlueShiny4Bowser]

I love that the ad before this video was an ad about how to deal with people with narcissism

[@marisabenson1222]

Let's hope it doesn't rain and he has to operate an umbrella.

[@Fafonidas]

It's already raining. #LiberalTearsCauseGlobalWarming and the clouds are filling up and bursting from all the irrationality, #LiberalismPlague

[@APsupportsTerrorism]

I mean, he will just stay at home inside if it does... I'll take it as a win. af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFL8N1XL0LZ

[@dianawells3300]

marisa benson , Let's hope it does....and there is plenty of lightning!

[@epsilon-eleven]

@@Fafonidas Accurate name. Liberalism is a "plague," but literal neo-Nazis, people waving the symbol of the greatest treason in US history (Confederate flag), and a President who abuses his power & flirts with dictators are okay? Congratulations, you must be some kind of psychopath!

[@Fafonidas]

@@epsilon-eleven you sound confused. The Confederate flag is from the democratic party. Check your history, princess. Conservatives do not wish harm on anyone based off of their race, religion, or sexuality. You are jumping to conclusions without adequate proof. All of the hate is coming from the Democrats. Democrats warp the simple minded liberal's perception of facts and turn them on the opposing party. They label all Conservatives racist, homophobic, etc and claim we cannot be moral because of these falsehoods. You couldn't be farther from the truth. Conservatives only care about the merit of the individual and nothing else. Democrats are the only party which continue to push race, religion, sexuality, gender, etc. Hate doesn't originate from the right it comes from the left. The alt-right you claim belong to our side are not of Republican or conservative values. Their racist and moronic rhetoric are directly out of a Democrat playbook. Research this, then come at me with more than just a fallacy created from nothing.

[@RangeWilson]

Hahahaha Colbert was ON POINT today!

[@spacemonk420]

To bad he isn't funny anymore.

[@joannelindsay4977]

He on point everyday....lol

[@spacemonk420]

@@joannelindsay4977 On point and not funny by any stretch.

[@spacemonk420]

@@daviddelaney2407 My cat farting on a visitor is funny, this is just hack political commentary without humor. Colbert forgot how to be funny when Trump made them all look like clowns.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Dear Space Monk / vacuum headed virgin. No one cares what you think but on behalf of the producers and production team of the Stephen Colbert Show.... Thanks for subscribing and commenting, every time you watch and comment we get higher rankings increasing the ad revenue for the show. Please continue.

[@ivansmith654]

A 10 out of 10 Narcissist well Trump is great at something see I told you!

[@monainsandiego]

I’ll need a 5th for that 4th. Jeeeze Louizzze! Let’s not.

[@bbjornsson]

Missed a golden opportunity with the 4th of July guitar joke. "Anyway, here's Borderwall"

[@ursaltydog]

Yeah.. we kinda already knew this... like Hitler, Napoleon, Nero and others..

[@Julia_Berrrlin]

Scary thing that being a narcissist gets you into leader positions

[@davidedwards3361]

There is a really good YT documentary on Caligula. Having watched it, I would say all that is needed to bring it up to date would be new titles. they can use my first draft... "Introducing the most despised man in history. Riddled with mental problems, it is...Cadet Bone Spurs...better known as...tRump"

[@couragekarnga8735]

Pay attention to your children, folks, or they may end up like Donald Trump.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

try.p isn't that smart to be in that company.

[@harrybrook2952]

He cannot be compared to those people, especially Hitler. It's disrespectful to the millions whos deaths he's responsible for.

[@StellarFella]

TRUMPUTIN! TRUMPUTIN! You're darned TOOTIN! We've got TRUMPUTIN!

[@Fran28.]

" That's right.. Ima 10 out of 10 that is an Empty Chair, who has a special password with the golden Chicken grease!" LOL😂🤣😆🤗 Colbert is Spot on.. 👐

[@EridianX]

Well, this is nothing new. Everyone that heard him speak more than once would be able to tell he is a text book narcissist.

[@forestnymphconfessions3596]

Even muted...the way he open his ugly mouth then looks around to see who's clapping. 🤢🤮

[@inquiz-ahteev]

You had me at "Insane in the membrane"😂

[@markdowse3572]

I would love a celebration of my birthday one year. I love the "there abouts" SC.

[@scottrowe533]

"[Former George W. Bush economic policy adviser Larry Lindsey] then compared Trump's long-term planning abilities to 'that of an empty chair.' Now I disagree... he's more of a 'giant stool'." Hah! 💩

[@macro8236]

The last people on earth to comment on economic policy should be george bush lackies

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@macro8236 Not true, he knows an empty chair when he sees one. He has experience in stupid POTUS.

[@scotmandel6699]

@ @@macro8236 so very true!

[@rdelrosso2001]

@@macro8236 I agree. It's just that Trump makes Bush-43 look like Abraham Lincoln!

[@halfdeafmusic]

Dear Rest Of The World: We apologize for the Boorish Bigot. We’re doing our best to rectify this willful malfeasance. Please bear with us. It’s as painful for the American Majority as it is for you. This is what minority rule feels like. Hopefully after this absurd foray into authoritarianism we can get back to solving actual problems together, instead of spinning our wheels on the perceived problems of ultra-rich white men. - The American Majority

[@seachangemix6702]

Much moral support to you there from across the seas !

[@semaj_5022]

Seriously, I'd be laughing so hard at the ridiculousness of America's government right now, except I live here and idiots with power terrify me. Most of us just want to go back to having at the very least a moderately shitty government that doesn't freak the rest of the world out and alienate us..

[@semaj_5022]

@Toranpu Donarudo Ignoring the idiocy of most of that statement, I can nearly guarantee the worldwide majority, whether they ever liked The US or not, most likely agrees Trump to be the worst thing to happen to America since it's "founding." A narcissist with no moral integrity and an intellectual deficit should never lead a country, period. Least of all one with an enormous GDP and military. The effects of these idiots trickle through the world economy and diplomacy networks, and you'll see those effects for yourself in the next few years.

[@billyma6]

halfdeaf hollowmen good luck with 2020 this time please use common sense in the establishment of your democracy - rest of the world

[@guiyomelangloiz2483]

@Toranpu Donarudo lol Trump hired Bolton you moron.

[@AviTheWolf]

This is what keeps me sane with trump as President

[@Bobsend]

Bad news, your suffering isn’t going away any time soon. Trump 2020!!!!!

[@Fafonidas]

If your sanity is negatively affected by all of the great things Trump is doing.....you might be a #CrazyLiberal. It's easy to be blind to policies when Colbert, and the like, are being considered a valid news source. Colbert ranks just a smidge higher than CNN on the validity scale. Check your sources, friend. You'll see I'm correct.

[@AviTheWolf]

@@Fafonidas yeah with these crazies like you and trump pulverizing our economy this comedy show keeps me sane

[@AviTheWolf]

@@Fafonidas farmers all across the FRIKIN united states severely impacted by trumps tariffs would love to know your location

[@AviTheWolf]

@@Fafonidas by the way no one in their righted mind goes around accusing people of being mentally disabled I dont know which world you live in but in the real world people get heavily offended by that and people like you get really hurt by offended people or in this case I will report you for possibly offending alot of people

[@WatchItMelt]

Instead of comparing him to Katy Perry, he should have reminded everyone that Obama has twice as many followers on Twitter, and also several of the top 10 most liked tweets of all time. (Trump has none)

[@breckenalfredo4578]

I know it's kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good website to stream new movies online ?

[@arthurgrayson650]

@Brecken Alfredo I use FlixZone. Just search on google for it :)

[@graysonbeckett2305]

@Brecken Alfredo i use FlixZone. You can find it by googling :)

[@kennethdeandre2037]

@Brecken Alfredo lately I have been using Flixzone. You can find it on google =)

[@zakailondon2979]

@Brecken Alfredo i watch on Flixzone. Just google for it :)

[@chattycathy8089]

WOW! I LUV the commercial about narcissists nasty behavior!!!

[@KikiLivesInMe]

‘Taj Mommy Please Look At Me’ 🤣🔥

[@EricMartinezPH]

So very true! insane in the membrane lol

[@tonyplow9219]

Eric, Trump is your President show some respect! Or Grasshopper back over the border!

[@tonyplow9219]

@claire bigelow Ride around on possum back and sleep with the raccoons, crying Hillary lost naked under the moon!

[@sifuculreif6448]

To answer the last question, The act of eating yourself is called "Autocannibalism."

[@rascallyrabbit717]

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. The one cannibal says to the other cannibal " does this taste funny to you? " the other cannibal responded with " no "

[@sifuculreif6448]

​@@rascallyrabbit717 The first cannibal retorted "No accounting for taste."

[@lilaclizard4504]

takes some real flexibility to do that autocannibalism thing though, I don't know many guys that can bend enough to get their mouth into position & trump certainly couldn't with all that belly fat

[@sifuculreif6448]

@@lilaclizard4504 I dunno, Trump's hands are perfectly bite-sized. He could probably eat them, at least.

[@rdelrosso2001]

SIFU Really? So Autocannibalism is a thing?

[@Psiberzerker]

Power-Assertive malignant Narcissist (Used to be called Megalomania.)

[@SusanLynn656]

Thanks but I think "dickhead" does the trick.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Now it's POTUS.

[@michaelanderson4395]

Used to be called president Obama.

[@seabago8463]

@@michaelanderson4395 How tf was Obama a narcissist on the same level as Trump?

[@gretebremseth1622]

Michael Anderson Cave troll alert!

[@davemurphy9468]

I have am idea where they can insert the fireworks.

[@russmartin9549]

Smoke bombs in his mouth, maybe?

[@DesertEagleV]

10 out of 10 narcissists. Why it no longer surprises me?

[@jishooof1838]

I worked at a mental hospital that dealt with people with personality disorder. Most psychologists I knew thought he was a narcissist

[@rajarajab8143]

10/10 Narcissist wow!!

[@jamiekoenigstaff2533]

"Fourth of what? July, ok, ok, and we'll be setting off fire-what? Fire works? oh alright. What a coincidence I have that day off for some reason" that is some next level comedy!!

[@brianmessemer2973]

That was a great bit! 🤣

[@drewajv]

But the Lincoln memorial has an elevator... Sad thing being that there's no way in hell he won't use it

[@Annie-zd6rn]

If he walked pass a big black limo, didn't notice his wife standing beside him surely he won't notice an elevator.

[@martinnibataan7046]

Well even if did the damn thing doesent go to the top floor

[@Lucky-yc3vp]

I just got an ad for "Narcissist Help," fitting.

[@socratease1432]

Good stuff.

[@snausages43]

Trump claims to be the best at everything, but the only thing he is truly best at is being a narcissist. I’ll give him that one.

[@toochietoochie1393]

Astolfo da yo! He’s the best at ruining businesses and lying

[@falsename2285]

and lying. not quality, just quantity

[@russmartin9549]

Hes pretty good at fucking up everything, plus hes a perfect asshole

[@larapalma3744]

Actually extremely true

[@BucketCapacity]

Good avatar.

[@roryschweinfurter2601]

Do you mean that he has help writing all of the crap he tweets Unbelievable

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

That bothered me too...

[@cisco8650]

Same. So he actually dictates that his tweets contain misspellings, poor grammar, and misuses of punctuation?! That's a special kind of stupid.

[@roryschweinfurter2601]

I guess we can chock up another lie he's told us.I lost count months ago If telling lies was a drinking game and we all had to take a shot every time he tells a lie. We'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning by now

[@tbone21158]

Almost all fireworks are made in china! Gonna have to pay 25% for those rockets red glares!

[@LoverOfBellies]

His merchandise is made in China

[@bananarepublic4865]

They can keep their crap fireworks .

[@pennyhollifield5055]

@Bruce Schram Proof? I'd love it if the good fireworks are truly American-made. However, even if true, I would wish they also would flood the markets with the kind for us poor peons of "the masses."

[@lilaclizard4504]

China should put a 300% tariff on all it's fireworks exports, just in time for the fourth of July :) Yes I know that's not how tariffs work, but the President doesn't, so if the Chinese government demands it's companies put the price of all fireworks being sent to the US up by 300%, it will happen & then you can all see for yourselves just how many fireworks are made in China, when you go to the store & a $10 firework now costs you $40. I wonder how many Americans would hold huuuge, biglie fireworks celebrations for this president's fourth of July then lol China could TOTALLY tank his celebration numbers to the lowest ever, just to play with his head :))

[@minimonkeyplay]

"Ninety-nine percent of the backyard consumer fireworks come directly from China," said Julie Heckman, executive director of the American Pyrotechnics Association.

[@MrEviWan]

"Tell them how popular my policy is" If it's popular you wouldn't need to tell them.

[@AnnoyingMoose]

The most special characters in Trump's tweets are his dots...especially when Stephen reads them out!

[@NewMessage]

So.. Donnie was the Eric of his family.

[@CollinMcLean]

*In Igor voice* FATHER we are the same! Really wish Seth would bring that back...

[@lindaleelaw5277]

played by Eric Cartman.

[@EastSider48215]

New Message: Nailed it!

[@Annie-zd6rn]

Don't you see the similarities? 😂😂😂

[@isaiahpinkerton3445]

New Message lets not go off the rails buddy

[@akayami7643]

Got an ad for narcissism counseling loading this video

[@aandrus2169]

"Giant stool." LOL!!!